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  • Andrew Doran: Andrew Doran has never faced the Big C or any of the Outer Gods but he has defeated shoggoths, zombie Nazis, and other creatures.
  • Bazil Broketail: Relkin and Bazil manage to inflict this on Waakzaam three friggin' times. Firstly, Relkin delivers a serious wound to Dominator via a crossbow bolt, forcing him to retreat from the battle. Secondly, Bazil engages Waakzaam in a sword duel and actually defeats him (he fails to deal the killing blow then however). Finally, in the climax of Dragon Ultimate, they both destroy him for good, freeing all worlds of his evil.
  • The climax of Blade of Tyshalle sees a superhumanly intelligent Physical God possessed by an even more powerful Eldritch Abomination come up against a Combat Pragmatist with a magic sword.
    "I have always been fortunate in my enemies- * shhhnk* hurk -" "Happy Assumption Day, fucker." * stab*
  • In the last The Black Company book by Glen Cook, Croaker kills the goddess Kina by setting off a giant magical explosion in the chamber where she is sleeping.
  • In The Book of the Dun Cow, the final battle is between Wyrm, an enormous, ancient serpent as large as a planet who can easily kill angels, and the dog Mundo Cani, whose only weapon is a cow's horn. Mundo Cani wins by blinding Wyrm's vulnerable eye, but at the cost of his own life.
  • A Certain Magical Index:
    • Touma repeatedly does this, and thanks to his Anti-Magic right hand, it's usually literal. In his very first fight, he punches out a regenerating construct made of 3000-degree Celsius flames. He later punches out Accelerator, the strongest esper who can No-Sell a nuclear explosion. At the end of the first series, he drops the Star of Bethlehem on Archangel Gabriel.
    • In one of the side stories, Itsuwa disrupts a spell that has summoned Nyarlhotep by driving her spear straight through him.
  • Justified in the Conan the Barbarian novels. It is explicitly stated that Eldritch Abominations and demons lose much of their power when they enter reality. They still tend to be the strongest opponents Conan faces.
  • Happens in Cthulhu Armageddon by C.T. Phipps a few times. John Booth is a Badass Normal who manages to stab to death a nightgaunt with a Deep One knife, destroy a shoggoth with a pair of Elder God blessed revolvers, and kills Alan Ward (implied to be the reincarnated Joseph Curwen) after he becomes an Eldritch Abomination. This is because John is actually a Half-Human Hybrid and doomed to become one of the Cthulhu Mythos' creatures himself.
  • Deeplight: For Eldritch Abominations, the gods of the Myriad don't fare so well against the plucky humans.
    • Quest stole the Hidden Lady's heart and used it to bait all the other gods to their deaths. He was the only one to survive that mission.
    • Downplayed in the finale, as Jelt is a newly transformed, and therefore less powerful god. Selphin throws the air tank from a wind gun into it's extra mouth and pulls out the heart.
  • Done repeatedly in Robin Jarvis' Deptford Mice, Deptford Histories, and Whitby Witches series.
  • From the Discworld series:
  • Played with in the original Doom novels. When Flynn Taggart finds himself confronted with stereotypical demons, but then discovers they're made of flesh and blood and can be killed with a big enough gun, he realizes that whatever they are, they're fakes (because he was raised Catholic, and knows better). He's right. They're aliens who took that form because they knew it would scare us. So he proceeds to blow up lots and lots and lots of them.
  • In the Dragaera series, Morrolan kills a Physical God with a Great Weapon, and a Jenoine goes the same way at the hands of Vlad and Godslayer. Tazendra manages to defeat a Jenoine in single combat without a Great Weapon, and Devera, in dragon form, ate one.
  • In an eventually undone timeline in the third novel of the Dragonlance Legends trilogy, Raistlin, a mortal man, albeit the most powerful wizard in the history of Krynn, had killed Takhisis, the chief goddess of darkness, whose primary form was a five-headed dragon.
  • In The Dresden Files, part of Harry Dresden's backstory is that, at the age of sixteen, he beat an Outsider called He Who Walks Before sent after him by his Evil Mentor. For most of the series he doesn't know much about Outsiders other than the fact that summoning them is against The Laws of Magic. When he encounters some later he sees his mentor Ebeneezer's hand shaking at the prospect of fighting them. Considering Ebeneezer is on the short list for most personally dangerous wizards on the planet, it gives Harry some context for how dangerous they really are. Of course this wasn't just a case of Beginner's Luck, Harry is something called a Starborn, based on the circumstances of his birth, which allows him to combat Outsiders much more effectively than normal wizards. It's also implied that He Who Walks Before wasn't actually trying to kill Harry, but was rather influence him in some way.
    • When Morgan gets his Character Development we find out that he killed a skinwalker, a horrifyingly evil Native American Eldritch Abomination/demigod, by luring it to a military testing range in Nevada then teleporting out just before they set off a nuke.
    • In Summer Knight, Harry took out an insanely powerful fae by having a bunch of pixies he'd made a habit of bribing attack said faerie with box cutters. It was probably around this point that he started attracting the attention of everyone and their grandmother in the supernatural world, since there can't have been more than a handful of times that someone managed to take out a Faerie Queen.
      • As of Cold Days Murphy has done so as well when she kills Maeve.
    • In Changes, Harry and his buddies kill the Red King and the Lords of Outer Night. They posed as the pantheon of the Mayans, Aztecs, and other Central American gods for thousands of years, and have the power to make a convincing argument of it. Mitigated by his backup which consists of Odin and his Valkyrie, together with Blackstaff's tremendous power, who together turn the battle into an epic slugfest.
    • In Battle Ground, Harry goes up against Ethniu the Last Titan, an ancient deity powerful enough to smack Mab around, not to mention she's armed with a Fantastic Nuke called the Eye of Balor. In the end, Harry uses the Spear of Destiny to match her magically, then uses The Power of Love to overpower her in a battle of wills and seal her away on Demonreach.
  • In The Elenium, Sparhawk manages to kill one god. Then he follows it up in The Tamuli by slaying another. Granted, both times he had the help of powers beyond those of a god, as he is in fact the Chosen One of The Maker.
  • Michael Moorcock's The Elric Saga series (and the Eternal Champion, et al.) have great fighters slaying sons of gods, and then eventually the gods themselves, in an escalating arms race.
  • The Everworld series of novels has several instances of humans attacking gods, with varying amounts of success.
  • Done three times in the final book of the Fablehaven series, with Seth killing two super-powerful demons: Graulas and Nagi Luna, and Kendra killing Grogrog, the freaking demon king. And all this with a single magic sword.
  • Forest Kingdom: In book 3 (Down Among the Dead Men), the climax of the story involves destroying a giant Eldritch Abomination that's been dormant under a fortress since before humans were there.
  • Forever Gate: Invoked. When Hoodwink sees the Grim Reaper approaching, his first thought is: "Lightning blast!"
  • The Georgics: Aristaeus, a mere shepherd, manages to defeat the former Lord of the Ocean simply by wrestling him, even despite the sea god's attempt to escape using all his powers as a Voluntary Shapeshifter.
  • The His Dark Materials trilogy sets up God, AKA the Authority, as the enemy of free will and human interest, but in the third book he proves to have been so weakened by old age that he gets turned to dust by a strong breeze. A more threatening villain is his Second, Metatron, who himself can only be defeated when he is hurled into the void between universes, and thus "destroyed" forever.
  • In one of the most awesome scenes in The Horse and His Boy, ten-year-old runaway slave Shasta jumps off a fear-maddened horse to confront an attacking lion. And, being completely unarmed, all he can do is yell at it. And to everyone's surprise, the lion backs down and leaves. That's pretty badass, but not quite this trope... until it turns out the lion in question was actually Aslan. It was almost certainly part of Aslan's plan, but to everyone else, Shasta still basically chased off God Himself by yelling at Him.
  • Only one of the gods actually dies in Dan Simmons' Illium, but the Greek heroes send several teleporting away with injuries, Hockenberry tasers Hera with 50,000 volts, and Mahnmut (who is a kind of sentient non-combat android) steals a flying chariot by jumping in kicking out the goddess driving it.
    • Achilles can't really kill Zeus, but since the gods are very carefully recreating mythology Achilles is protected by destiny. Specifically, they made sure that he could only be harmed by an arrow fired by Paris at his famous heel. By this point, Paris is slightly more dead than he's supposed to be. Things go poorly for Zeus.
  • The Inheritance Cycle has Eragon and company killing Galbatorix and his Eldritch Abomination dragon Shruikan.
  • In Glen Cook's series The Instrumentalities of the Night, the main character, "too ignorant to know he can never prevail over such a thing", discovers that even the most powerful gods are vulnerable to a mix of iron and silver hurled — this is the key point — by the newly-developed gunpowder weapons. After a while, he's got troops trained to do it almost routinely.
  • At the end of the story Interlink, Trent, the villain, and Lonny, the protagonist, fall from a plane and hit the ground, creating a crater. Lonny gets out, unharmed since Trent broke his fall, and reunites with Maggie, Kay, and Jack. Although Trent seems to be dead, he gets up and is about to kill the four when Lonny tells him that his cell phone, which gave him his godlike powers and the ability to control the Interlink, shattered after the fall. Trent's eyes scream "Oh, Crap!" as he realizes he is now only human, and is suddenly shot in the back of the head by Evan, who was believed to have died earlier. After shooting him, Evan says "God Mode...deactivated."
  • Stephen King's novel IT features this, in which seven childhood friends unite to destroy the eponymous entity, an ancient cosmic shapeshifter from another dimension.
  • In The Jehovah Contract, a terminally-ill hit man is hired by Satan to kill God. He succeeds.
  • Journey to Chaos: Eric, a mortal human mage, squares off against a reaper, a Physical God who is not only much more powerful than him physically but has the divine power to kill him with a thought. Eric steals this power and then punches him hard enough to knock him over. He is strangled for his efforts and has to be saved by another, higher-ranking, reaper.
  • In Kushiel's Legacy, this becomes the goal of Phedre, when her oldest friend is bound by a curse laid by Rahab, the Angel of the Deeps. Well over a decade later, she finds the True Name of God and breaks the curse by banishing Rahab with a single word.
  • Done literally in The Labyrinth Index, where Mhari punches (proxy of) Cthulhu in the face.
  • The Lord of the Rings:
  • H. P. Lovecraft:
    • The Trope Namer is a scene from "The Call of Cthulhu" where a heroic sailor punches out Cthulhu about as literally as the circumstances allow — he is (temporarily) thwarted when he is run down by a steamship (he begins regenerating but becomes stuck in R'lyeh). Though the sailor doesn't come out of the encounter in the best of mental health...
    • A non-human example is said to have occurred in At the Mountains of Madness, with the Elder Things. Unlike many of the creatures in the mythos, the Elder Things were explicitly mundane organisms without any supernatural abilities and human-like moralities (although extremely tough and clearly of a technological level far surpassing humans). Nonetheless, they managed to successfully hold off the invasions of Cthulhu's spawn (as well the Mi-Go race) to Antarctica for millions of years, ultimately outlasting them when R'lyeh sank.
    • "The Dunwich Horror". While the horror may not actually be a god (he's a spawn of one of them), the characters manage to banish him. As all three characters neither die nor become cripplingly insane (they're not so bad off as to be locked up), this is one of the few happy endings in the Cthulhu Mythos as penned by Lovecraft.
      • Extra points for the creature's half-sibling being Punched Out by an ordinary dog.
    • Other more-or-less supernatural threats — admittedly often of human origin themselves — likewise ultimately come to bad ends at the hands of suitably motivated and determined humans in such stories as "The Case of Charles Dexter Ward", "The Dreams in the Witch House" or "The Shunned House", if not always without cost. Further notable examples include several Mi-Go in The Whisperer in Darkness getting killed by a farmer with a hunting rifle, Dagon's Deep Ones in The Shadow Over Innsmouth being foiled by the local police and having their city severely damaged by a single USN submarine, and Rhan-Tegoth in The Horror in the Museum being forced into a coma by a lack of blood sacrifices.note  The helplessness of specifically members of the species Homo sapiens when faced with "Lovecraftian horrors" has been generally exaggerated by later writers.
  • Magic: The Gathering
  • Malazan Book of the Fallen:
    • Really more of a rule than an exception in this series. A lot of gods go down like absolute chumps once some Badass Normal or another manages to get within arm's reach of their physical forms. What keeps most of them alive is that they hide in their personal Warrens and act as The Powers That Be. In Deadhouse Gates, God of War Fener is exiled from his realm for complicated metaphysical reasons and spends several books fleeing for his life, because the mortal realm is filled with people who's got both the means and the motive to kill him.
    • In The Bonehunters, Captain Paran incapacitates of Poliel, the Mistress of Pestilence, with the help of a shard of Otataral, setting the scene up for the Deragoth to kill Poliel.
    • In Dust of Dreams, man child Ublala Pung literally punches out the jerkass God of Fate known as the Errant when the latter is about to kill Brys Beddict in the open street and Ublala runs into them.
    • Also in Dust of Dreams, Amby and Jula Bole fight off and heavily injure a flying raptor that just demolished their carriage and killed three people inside it. Apparently, they jumped on its back and punched it into submission.
  • Subverted hilariously in a non-canon short story by George R. R. Martin, where Jaime Lannister is due to fight Cthulhu himself. He still wins, but only because he killed the cultists trying to summon Cthulhu. You can read it here.
  • At the end of the first book of Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn, the protagonist (a 15-year-old scullion with barely any formal training with weapons, noted by several characters as having not stopped growing) kills or at least seriously wounds one of the last remaining dragons in the world, which had already killed two of his much stronger/faster/more skilled/generally-better-at-killing-things comrades.
  • Miskatonic University - Elder Gods 101: A Downplayed Trope example as the Scions haven't faced any of the Great Old Ones but have instead just managed to face down his cult. They do manage to survive against several lesser Mythos monsters, though.
  • In the Monster Hunter series by Larry Correia, the protagonists fight against Cthulhu-like aliens and their cult followers and defeat them. In the second book, Monster Hunter Vendetta, the protagonists not only fight directly against the so-called 'Old Ones' they use a doomsday weapon made by Sir Isaac Newton against the Cthulhu-like Overlord. The weapon not only kills the alien, it seems to unmake its entire reality.
  • In the climax of the Morcyth Saga by Brian S. Pratt, James sets up a feedback loop to set off the magical equivalent of a nuke using the power of the evil god Dmon-Li. Weaker versions of the same spell have been shown to rip holes in reality, and it is implied that he completely destroyed the reality Dmon-Li was invading from.
  • My Vampire Older Sister and Zombie Little Sister: On several occasions, Satori manages to defeat vastly more powerful Archenemies. He kills a Valkyrie by stabbing her in the neck with a pen (though only with the assistance of a powerful AI) and knocks out Lilith by electrocuting her.
  • John Taylor from the Nightside books does this approximately every five minutes. No sooner does he hype how much of a terrifying unbeatable badass so-and-so is, then half a page later, he beats them.
    • Admittedly, it's usually through the Inherent Gift inherited from his vanished mother who eventually turns out to be Lilith, who was the ancestor of 95% of the Eldritch Abominations in the series in the first place. Given that his Gift enables him to find and hit any being's Achilles' Heel, it's interesting that the series managed to maintain the necessary dramatic tension to keep going.
  • In a Night Watch (Series) novel Face of the Dark Palmira by Vladimir Vasilyev, a powerful Other (i.e. wizard) is in a magical stand-off with the agents of the Odessa Day Watch. He is punched out by a half-dazed, naked Dark Other with a regular torchiere over the head. It is explained later that the baddie attempted to maximize his magical potential by entering the Gloom (the magical dimension) half-way, which, ironically, left him vulnerable to physical attacks.
  • In Paradise Lost, Abdiel hitting Satan. Although an Angel, in Paradise Lost Abdiel is far below in glory the illustrious figures of Lucifer, Michael, Raphael, etc. His only distinction is loyalty, being the one angel to hear and reject Satan's offer to revolt. In the opening salvo of the War in Heaven, mighty Satan appears bedecked in his warrior-king regalia, ready to smite on all sides. Instead, Abdiel pops out of the fray and clocks him on the head, knocking him cold before he can strike a blow.
  • Percy Jackson and the Olympians:
    • Percy in The Lightning Thief when he beats the Ares the god of war in a sword fight.
    • Rachel Elizabeth Dare, who throws her hairbrush at the Kronos' host, hitting the Titan King in the eye. Not only does this give the good guys enough time to get away, it is her crowning moment of awesome, at least until she becomes the Oracle of Delphi.
      • As a result of this, blue plastic hairbrushes have become the inside joke of the Percy Jackson fandom. Except for dams. Are y'all talking about that dam hairbrush again?
    • The defeat of Typhon the Storm Giant, though this is an interesting case, as it was the gods themselves who defeated him. Though that just goes to show how monstrously strong he was.
  • In C. S. Lewis' Perelandra, Dr. Ransom acts as the Good Angel when the Queen of Venus is tempted by a literal demon toward falling from grace. With the salvation of the entire planet hanging in the balance, Ransom realizes the demon's possession of an astronaut (which enabled it to enter the planet in the first place) was its Achilles' Heel — he could simply pummel the thing into submission.
    • It's also almost Lampshaded in the actual fight. Ransom realizes that despite knowing, rationally, that the Un-Man was limited to the physical abilities of its host body, up until the moment they actually made contact, he had been subconsciously expecting inhuman strength and power.
  • This is what the Five are destined to do with the Old Ones in The Power of Five. They pulled it off in their previous incarnation by sealing them behind the Gates. Matt, with a little help from Pedro, manages to single-handedly incapacitate them for a little while when they finally break free. Finally, due to a quirk of timing at the climax of Oblivion, the Five banish the Old Ones one last time and - just before the portal closes - the British Navy accidentally nukes Hell, and this seemingly kills or permanently imprisons them for good.
  • The climactic battle of Paul Kidd's Queen of the Demonweb Pits involves a small band of very angry people laying into Lolth (demon-goddess of the Drow) with everything they have. She tries to escape (bruised, bleeding, and badly burned), and falls into a pit of holy water (which burns demons like acid) a few feet from the portal out of the plane.
  • Railhead: By 'killing' the Railmaker with a computer virus, the Guardians managed to take down a (friendly) Digital Abomination that was a strong type II on the Kardashev Scale, while the Guardians hailed from Earth, 20 Minutes into the Future. It's strongly suggested that this staggering feat was only possible because the Railmaker was an Actual Pacifist which didn't see the need for any kind of weapons or defences.
  • Subverted and played for a good laugh in John Dechancie's Red Limit Freeway. After traveling for lightyears along roads built by Sufficiently Advanced Aliens, the heroes meet a handsome, slightly androgynous man in flashy clothes. One of the heroes, convinced the man is responsible for his alien abduction, hits him with a sucker punch. Cue the protagonist: "I think you may have just punched out God." Other guy: "Nah, God has a beard."
  • Eddie Drood has also done this on a regular basis, both to full-blown abominations as well as lesser higher-dimensional monsters. In his case, possessing Powered Armor designed by a friendly Eldritch Abomination helps. Pretty much the only thing preventing him from being an Invincible Hero is that his challenge is not beating the bad guys, but finding them before they bring about The End of the World as We Know It.
  • Leodora, the world's best puppeteer versus the Lord Tophet, the "god of chaos", the only god still roaming the world in Gregory Frost's Shadowbridge duology? Leodora annihilates him with ease. She first declares that he's not a god and tells a story she learnt from a real god, Oceanus - the origin of Tophet. Turns out he's a corrupt member of Oceanus's priesthood who's been stealing his secrets after Oceanus was deposed by several demigods. Using that knowledge, Tophet accidentally turned himself into an immortal soul-absorbing Humanoid Abomination that's been destroying cities for centuries. Leodora uses Tophet's true name and dust from his physical corpse to kill him. It helps she's favoured by the actual gods.
  • The Silmarillion: Luthien hands Morgoth in his ass with no punch but a soothing melody that lays him flat on his face along with the rest of the entirety of Angband....just look at this passage from the book. Describing the event is far too inefficient to give one a true grasp of this CMOA.
    The dark and mighty head was bowed;
    like mountain-top beneath a cloud
    the shoulders foundered, the vast form
    crashed, as in overwhelming storm
    huge cliffs in ruin slide and fall;
    and prone lay Morgoth in his hall.
    • What makes this feat also particularly amazing is that Fingolfin from before the tale of Beren and Luthien also challenged Morgoth's might (although he issued forth a challenge while Luthien duped him-and approached him under the pretenses of offering her services via a dance) but died in the process while Luthien along with Beren walked away relatively unharmed from the confrontation.
  • In "Sixth of the Dusk", seeing someone killing a Nightmaw with a Hand Cannon has this effect on Dusk.
  • In Skulduggery Pleasant, they manage to kill the Grotesquery, a creature partially constructed from the corpse of a Faceless One, albeit with great difficulty and several casualties. In the third book, Valkyrie kills two Faceless Ones using a weapon designed to do so. Skulduggery manages to force one back through the door to their prison using a strong gust of wind. In the process, the weapon is destroyed, and Skulduggery is dragged along with the Faceless One.
  • Neil Gaiman's "A Study in Emerald" (a crossover between the Cthulhu Mythos and the Sherlock Holmes stories) has Sherlock and Watson killing a minor Eldritch Abomination/Bohemian noble.
  • Third Time Lucky: And Other Stories of the Most Powerful Wizard in the World: In "And Who Is Joah?" Zayd takes down a demon prince with an ivory knife, as it turns out demons are vulnerable to ivory, though it isn't fatal.
  • In Those That Wake, Mike does this in an illusion. Upon breaking free, he does it for real by proving Man in Suit wrong and destroying him through noble self-sacrifice.
    • In the sequel, Laura singlehandedly frees the captive minds from the Old Man, reverting him to a feeble old man that Mal destroys with one blow.
  • Pretty much the point of the Titus Crow novels by Brian Lumley. Titus Crow, Henri de Laurent, and Hank Silberhutte regularly end up smacking around the Cthulhu Mythos' monsters. They even manage to send Great Old One Ithaqua fleeing by using an Elder God death ray.
  • The main conflict in The Unexplored Summon://Blood-Sign is between Kyousuke and the White Queen, the latter being an Eldritch Abomination who is by far the most powerful being in the setting. At the end of each volume (except the fifth), Kyousuke manages to find some way to defeat her, or at least thwart her plans. However, the only reason he's able to do this is because the White Queen is madly in love with him, and considers it just as enjoyable to let him win.
  • Warhammer 40,000
    • In Deus Sanguinius, Rafen manages to kill the Lord of Change, Malfallax. However, to do so he had to use the Spear of Telesto to do so and Broke His Arm Doing So.
    • Considering one of the major villains of the universe are unstoppable daemons, this tends to turn up in books focusing upon Chaos. One specific series, the Soul Drinkers, got to the point where this tended to happen in at least once per book.
    • Ciaphas Cain makes something of a habit of fighting and beating opponents that are way tougher than a normal human should be able to beat. The Traitor's Hand is probably the best example, he defeats two Chaos Space Marines and a daemonhost — with backup all three times, of course (and the second Space Marine was severely injured before Cain crossed chainswords with him). It's still impressive enough that a soldier who witnessed two of those fights went on to found an official sect of the Imperial Church that worships Cain as a Prophet of the Emperor.
  • In Warrior Cats, a series where Humans Are Cthulhu, SkyClan defeating an abusive Twoleg is much like this.
  • The Young Wizards series is about teenagers fighting the Lone Power, an immortal, indestructible being who is that universe's version of Satan. Naturally, Punching out Cthulhu happens on a regular basis, along with scamming Cthulhu and assorted other crowning moments of awesome.


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