Regular Show is very generous with these kinds of jokes, especially in earlier seasons when censorship at Cartoon Network was more lenient.
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Season 1
The Power
- Mordecai and Rigby calling each other holes, as in assholes.
- Rigby using T Word Euphemisms to ask how they're going to fix the hole they made in the wall.Rigby: How in the H are we gonna fix this S?
- "DON'T LOOK AT OUR CROTCHES WHILE WE SYNCHRONIZE OUR WATCHES!"
Just Set Up the Chairs
- Rigby talking about how Benson's going to drop his balls when he sees how well they set the chairs.
- The scene where Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost pick up the special entertainment. One of them is a hungover clown.
Caffeinated Concert Tickets
- When the magic coffee bean gives Mordecai and Rigby their first dose of coffee, it is shown to come out of his breasts.
- Mordecai mentions his love of “lady pecs.”
Free Cake
- When the guys are preparing for Skips' surprise party and they turn off the lights, you can hear a belt unbuckling and pants unzipping. Cue this exchange:Muscle Man: Skips is gonna be so surprised when he comes in and sees us totally naked!
Benson: It's not that kind of party, Muscle Man.
Muscle Man: Aww.... *Beat* Don't turn on the lights!
Meat Your Maker
- When waiting for Mordecai and Rigby to grill the hot dogs, Benson, Skips and Pops start drinking. The bottle looks awfully like a beer can, and Pops is heard speaking gibberish, implying that he is very drunk.
- Skips shotguns a "soda" while everyone shouts 'Go! Go! Go!' before crushing it against his head.
Grilled Cheese Deluxe
- At the beginning of the episode, Rigby looks up an ostrich video that Mordecai hates (“it better not be that ostrich thing with the balls!”). The actual video contains an ostrich looking like he’s about to hit a tee-ball with a bat… and instead goes over to the man in front of him and kicks him in the balls.
- When Rigby bets that Mordecai can't prove himself to be the better liar, he pinches Mordecai's nipples (or rather, where his nipples would be).
- When Mordecai claims he only wore pink that one time because he had to borrow from Dr. Asinoskovich, she happens to be right there and doesn't remember him. So, he doubles down on the lie by vaguely referring to a conference, at which point the Doctor then looks nervously embarrassed, saying she doesn't remember very much from that conference, and excuses herself promptly. The astronaut he's lying to seems to take that as possible evidence of a sexual affair.
- Near the end, we get a shot of Benson staring at a picture of another gumball machine online which can be implied to be pornography.
The Unicorns Have Got to Go
- In one scene, the unicorns have Mordecai drink a mysterious fluid, which tastes horrible. Mordecai demands to know what it was:Unicorn: It's definitely not unicorn slop! [laughs]
- Even worse in the Brazilian dub, where the unicorn literally refers to the liquid as unicorn SEMEN, in those exact words.
- The Dudetime commercial, which has a man spray himself with the stuff. Cue women tearing his clothes off. And then there's Rigby's comment about it:Rigby: Pssh. What kind of loser would want a bunch of chicks tearing their clothes off?
- Benson gagged and tied to the wall. Even worse when one of the unicorns takes two of his gumballs and eats them. Note that both the gumballs are red... And come out of Benson's crotch.
Prank Callers
- Master Prank Caller makes a joke about sleeping with Mordecai's mom. "Hurry up. Your mom's, like, totally starving."
Mordecai and the Rigbys
- In the morning, Mordecai doesn't remember ordering T-shirts. In a flashback when ordering them, Mordecai is downing a liquid in a blue can and then throws it in a huge pile of the same drink, while talking really fast.
- Mordecai and Rigby's future selves teach them how to do a little crotch hump dance. Mordecai and Rigby later do the crotch hump in the performance... and the audience goes wild.
- Mordecai gets a little too excited when Margaret puts on a revealing T-shirt.
Season 2
It's Time
- Rigby complains about the movie Pajama Sisters because "they're just gonna be talking about their feelings, fully clothed".
- The scene where Mordecai and Rigby are playing a video game; when Rigby wins, his character tongue kisses the tied-up woman. Since Rigby spends the episode making fun of Mordecai for his insecurity with Margaret, he also imitates the tongue kiss.
Peeps
- Benson installed cameras in the bed and even a bathroom stall, with the longest camera being IN THE TOILET, and at about penis-level.
Dizzy
- This:Mordecai: Hey, I know. Why don't you picture everyone naked?
Pops: Naked?
Mordecai: Yeah!
Pops: Okay.
(camera zooms on Mordecai and Rigby's crotches)
Pops: I don't like doing this!
My Mom
- Most of Muscle Man's mom jokes fell under this.Muscle Man: You know who else will blow a fuse if she found out we were slacking off? My mom!
Muscle Man: You know who else says UGGHGHHHHH!?
Muscle Man: You know who else messes around? My mom!
Muscle Man: You know who else gets supervised for not doing it right? My mom!
Muscle Man: You know who else has the best tacos in the town? - Also in the arcade scene, one of the game titles is "Percolator". A percolator normally means a device that warms up coffee, but in stoner culture (which is definitely the Periphery Demographic of this show), it's yet another slang term for a bong.
- In the arcade, Q*BERT gets changed into PUBERT.
Rage Against the TV
- "Kick him in the junk! Kick him in the junk!" "I'm kicking him in the junk!" They even wait a while before revealing that the video game character they're trying to defeat is actually holding a big pile of junk.
- Muscle Man's man boobs slap him in the face.
Party Pete
- Muscle Man’s line “it takes guests with breasts, and mine don’t count.”
- During the party, Party Pete can be clearly seen dry humping several women.
Brain Eraser
- The entire episode revolves entirely around Mordecai trying to recover from seeing Pops naked; this line in particular stands out:Mordecai: I tried not to look, but I saw-
Rigby: His junk mail? (breaks out laughing)
Mordecai: No, dude, I'm mentally scarred! It's like the image is glued to the inside of my eyelids! Every saggy, wrinkled, shriveled, pasty-
Rigby: Whoa, whoa! Don't put it in my head!- If you look at Rigby while he says "His junk mail?" he wiggles his pinky in a rather... stiff way.
- Another standout scene is when Mordecai looks at the shelves at the VHS rental; because of his trauma, all he sees on the VHS covers are pictures of naked Pops in various poses.
But I Have A Receipt
- "Oooo! Muscle Man! Quit pinchin' my butt with your war claw!"
Muscle Woman
- The end where Muscle Man and Muscle Woman reunite, which would be heart-warming if not for the disturbing amount of chest bounce (from both Muscle Man and Muscle Woman) as they run into each other's arms and tongue kiss (which, if you can believe it, is actually worse). Rigby's line captures the audience's reaction quite well:Rigby: This is the most disturbing day of my life.
- Starla has tramp stamps of her ex-boyfriends' names (all crossed out except for the most recent one, Mordecai).
- This:Rigby: Muscle Man had a girlfriend? I wonder who had more junk in the trunk.
Over the Top
- At the beginning of the episode after the flashback starts, Benson is very obviously drunk while telling everyone how strong Skips is.
The Night Owl
- In his radio advertisement, the Night Owl says "if a car was a girl, would you take her on a date and try to get to second base?".
- Muscle Man says "I can't wait to shove a key into that!" upon seeing the car.
Season 3
Skips Strikes
- Rigby telling the Magical Elements that they're going to shove their bowling bags in their faces. Originally, it was supposed to be balls instead of bags, but the censors objected because that would border on [adult swim] grounds.
- L'Petit Mort Toys. Good thing they're normal toys, as that name sounds like a brand name for sex toys (i.e., vibrators and dildos).
Camping Can Be Cool
- This:Employee: Isn't this a bit weird?
Ranger: No! We'll just put some clothes on the human parts!
Slam Dunk
- "You know who else likes to score so she can get computer rights for a week? MY MOM!"
- Mordecai staring at Margaret's butt in low-cut jeans and tank top. The UK version was reanimated so that way her butt doesn't look too big and adds tail feathers to remind viewers that she's a bird.
- The God of Basketball puts two balls near his crotch and they look like his testicles.
- Also, his limo has basketball truck-nuts.
- While not exactly an example of humor, the climax is set to "Hey Man Nice Shot" by Filter, which is about a corrupt politician committing suicide on live television.
Weekend at Benson's
- After knocking Benson out Mordecai says that there's only one way to avoid getting fired. Rigby replies he'll get the shovel, which suggests Rigby was thinking of either murdering Benson or burying him alive.
- The jar of Habanero Peppers that Benson eats from says "Pepper on Pepper action".
Fortune Cookie
- When Benson is picking up a newspaper in nothing but a robe a man with a floor cleaning device walks by and his floor cleaner sucks up Benson's towel rendering him naked. Later on in the episode the same guy utters this line after talking to Mordecai and Rigby "Oooh! Excuse me, there's a hot chick getting her paper over there" in a rather giddy tone.
- Muscle Man plays the old "add 'in bed' to the end of your fortune" game, but replaces "in bed" with "in the back of a car" ("You will be on the cover of Video Game Monthly... in the back of a car!!!")
- "You know what else is hot and likes to tear through stuff? MY MOM!" (possibly the most obviously sexual "My Mom!" joke Muscle Man has made since the ones he made in "My Mom")
Skips vs. Technology
- One of Error 220's random pop-ups reads "Do Me".
Busted Cart
- Benson is forced to take a sobriety test after an incident involving napkins, a water bottle, and soggy eyes has the cops mistake him for a drunk driver.
- Benson pulls the gas nozzle in and out and in and out of the car. When he stops, some excess gas drips from the nozzle.
- The Joyspot (G-Spot) Arcade where they take a video game break.
Out of Commission
- The cart gets drunk and starts fighting people in a "family restaurant" bar (which, according to the sarcastic quotation marks on the sign, is neither a "restaurant" nor a "family"-friendly place — or was, but time and increasingly rowdy patrons have ruined it).
- The cart having what can only be described as sex with a red car involving jumper cables. Obviously, the part was edited when aired in the UK.
Fancy Restaurant
- The waiter calls his hands on a chain a "satisfaction chain".
Diary
- When Mordecai says that he's helping Margaret water the plants because she's his friend, Rigby responds with "yeah, friends without benefits".
- When Mordecai reveals his secrets, he yells, "I like going commando! A LOT!!!!"
Fuzzy Dice
- Benson discovers that skee ball garners more tickets than any other game at the Fun Fun Zone, leading us to this line:
- The name of the Ski Ball machine is "Skeeze Ballz". "Skeeze" usually refers to a woman of loose morals, and "skeezeball" itself is used in the same context as "scumbag" or "slimeball" (someone — male or female — who is morally or ethically reprehensible).
Season 4
Exit 9B
- "Looks like my John Hancock's the biggest. Now give me a high-five 'cause I have a huge signature!
- The answer to Muscle Man's algebra problem is C=8 (the joke would be more understandable if 8=D was used instead, but Cartoon Network may have told J.G. Quintel and company that it was too suggestive for primetime Cartoon Network).
Starter Pack
- Thomas' bumper sticker reads "Interns do it for free."
- When Muscle Man wedgies Thomas, he answers with "Aw, dude. Should've gone commando."
Bald Spot
- Margaret states how Muscle Man flexing his breasts is "oddly hypnotic". Mordecai then gives her a dirty glare.
- In the end, Muscle Man and Starla make out on the floor of the roller rink, moaning in pleasure.
- All the girls in the club start to grab Muscle Man's breasts and Muscle Man gets beat up by the girls' boyfriends.
- Muscle Man reminds High-Five Ghost of their visit to the water park the summer before, in which he started flexing his "pecs" and Starla "couldn't keep her hands off (him)".
Guy's Night
- The magazine that Mordecai, Rigby & Muscle Man are looking at seems to be a girlie mag, but it's actually a hot rod mag. Doesn't help that this is the dialogue for that part:Muscle Man: Oh yeah, baby.
High-Five Ghost: [seductively] I think I'm in love.
Mordecai: Uh, yeah. I'd parallel-park that.
T.G.I Tuesday
- At the ballroom, Benson talks about how it used to throw the most elegant balls in its day. Rigby asks them if they were big, and Benson says they were huge. Rigby snickers at this.
- Then there's Rigby finding a bra (meaning someone went to the party topless) among the junk pile at the ballroom and showing it to Eileen. Both of them snicker at this.
The Longest Weekend
- In the monster truck show, two cars hump each other. The act is called "Couples Crush", and the announcer makes the scene seem real dirty.
- Muscle Man's magazine is called "Under the Covers".
- Mordecai, Rigby and Fives drink "soda" in a paper bag in public, which is a stand-in for beer.
Ace Balthazar Lives
- "You know what else isn't cool? Not wearing pants." The camera then zooms in on his crotch, with an obvious lump.
Do or Diaper
- Muscle Man calls his kiss "dessert" in the same way he would sex. Then, he and Starla do full-on making-out.
- Later, Starla says, "Ooh, you're so bad," in a sexual way before full-on making out.
- Mordecai's magazine: "Lady Life: What the Women Really Want".
- The woman who sees Mordecai practice puckering up gives him her phone number.
- "When are you gonna do it?" "I just came to see him do it!" and other "do-it" jokes.
Caveman
- This part of Greg and Diane's conversion.Greg: Mordecai and Rigby gave us an hour to catch up, what do you want to do?
Diane: (Ughs)
Greg: Oh, we can't do that, it's more civilized time now.
Picking Up Margaret
- Freeze-Frame Bonus: The bumper sticker on Benson's car: "Drummers Do It With A Bang".
Cool Cubed
- The smoothie store is called "Fast and Easy," two adjectives often used as insults to women who are promiscuous.
Meteor Moves
- Rigby asks Mordecai sarcastically if he's been "tongue wrestling with Margaret".
The Last LaserDisc Player
- When Mordecai, Rigby, High Five Ghost, and Muscle Man have to activate the Obsolete Format Guardians, Mordecai, Rigby, and HFG put a Betamax tape, an eight-track tape, and a floppy disk into the head of the first three guardians. Muscle Man has to put a pair of reel-to-reel rolls onto the fourth guardian's nipples.Muscle Man: Dude, sick!
Last Meal
- Muscle Man & Starla make out & tongue-kiss in front of everyone once again, but this time it was so disgusting that even Death himself puked from it! Oh, and Rigby's reaction:Rigby: Are people allowed to do that to each other?
- Rigby's "Should we tell Muscle Man there's a hot dog sticking out of his pocket?" while Muscle Man is making out with Starla has some interesting implications.
Season 5
Rigby in the Sky With Burrito
- This exchange of dialogue:Muscle Man: I'll take you tomorrow after Starla and I finish brunch. And by "brunch" I mean...
Rigby: (disgusted) We don't need to hear it! - And later...Muscle Man: I'll take you tomorrow after Starla and I...
Mordecai and Rigby: (covering their ears) La la la la la la la! - "You know who else hasn't done anything since high school? My mom!"
- Even worse since this implies Muscle Man was the product of a Teen Pregnancy.
I Like You Hi
- Hilariously double-subverted with this line: "And that was the day I lost my innocence. (sniffles) At making coffee! Not at making out with girls! I did that way earlier. To the extreme!"
- An advertisement for the song "Fax Me Gently".
Skips in the Saddle
- Muscle Man goes into one of his "my mom" jokes by asking, "You know who else likes to polish other people's rocks?"note He doesn't actually say "My mom!" but Mordecai and Rigby perk their heads up in surprise.
- When Skips is telling everyone who he really is, he mentions that he wants someone who doesn't mind that he always goes commando.
Tent Trouble
- One of the audience members shirts has "Mud Waifu" written on it.
- Just the fact that Starla is a mud wrestler and they actually show a mud wrestling match between two women (not as racy as most other examples, but close enough, given this show) is enough.
Season 6
Daddy Issues
- The title is often used in association with women who do sexually foolish or dangerous things because their fathers never showed them love or abused them in some way.
- CJ's Dad hits a golf ball into an animal's crotch.
- CJ is shown putting from the rough grass. "Putting from the rough" is a euphemism for gay anal sex.
Eileen Flat Screen
- When it turns out Rigby has what he calls a utility whip, CJ and Mordecai make him demonstrate his skills.CJ: Rigby, show us your whipping skills.
Mordecai: Yeah, Rigby, whip it out.
Season 7
Season 8
Ugly Moons
- There are a few innuendos involving the Space Bush. For example:Space Bush Computer: Comb the bush for intruders.
- Also, this exchange:Commander Tanner: Now, get these Space Tree hacks off my bush.
Guard: Yes sir, off your bush, sir!
- Also, this exchange:
Cheer Up Pops
- Benson trying to work the controls on Blu-Ray's back is played as if he was taking off her clothes, as Benson gets very nervous when asked to do it and Skips saying he's been lucky with the ladies ever since they first arrived in space.
- Blu-Ray makes a Blu-Ray player with her body and squeezes it out while grunting, like some bizarre mixture of childbirth and taking a crap—either way, everyone is disgusted and tells her not to try the same with a big-screen TV.
A Regular Epic Final Battle
- Rigby starts describing what seems to be an Erotic Dream about Eileen to Pops (he says something about dreaming that Eileen walks in wearing something) before Mordecai cues him to stop.
- Before the explosion from Pops' Heroic Sacrifice cuts him off, Rigby is shouting about what he wants to be reincarnated as:Rigby: No, a pterodactyl! With a really big-
