Deadpan Snarker / The Chronicles of Narnia

• Narnia has enough to be a World of Snark.
  • The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe: As Jadis' wolves drag a Good Narnian fox and throw him in front of her and Edmund:
  Jadis: Nice of you to drop in. You were so helpful to my wolves last night, perhaps you can help me now.
  Fox: Forgive me, Your Majesty.
  Jadis: Oh, don't waste my time with flattery.
  Fox: Not to seem rude, but I wasn't actually talking to you.
  • Prince Caspian:
    • Peter Dinklage as Trumpkin fulfills this role beautifully, pointing out just how ridiculously most of the other characters are behaving, and generally saying what audience members are thinking.
    • Lucy angrily tells her siblings to "Stop talking like grown-ups!" in the same film.
      Trumpkin: I am a grown-up.
  • High King Peter has a moment of his own when Caspian expresses shock at the ancient kings' and queens' youth.
    Peter: We could go away and come back again in a few years.
  • Skandar Keynes as Edmund has traits of this, as well.
  • Edmund is actually the biggest snarker in the series. His line of snarky replies is quite long and some of them have practically become popular on the internet:
    Susan: Besides, we could all use the fresh air.
    Edmund: It's not like there isn't air inside.
  • And:
    Peter: Is it Latin?
    Edmund: Is it Latin for worst game ever invented?
  • Also:
    Lucy: Weren't you wondering where I was?
    Edmund: That's the point. That was why he was seeking you.
  • In the second part:
    Susan: Pretend you're talking to me.
    Edmund: We are talking to you.
  • After Susan and Caspian's kiss:
    Lucy: I'm sure when I'm older, I'll understand.
    Edmund: I'm older and I don't think I want to understand.
  • To Peter:
    Edmund: I know...you had it sorted.
  • When talking to Miraz:
    Miraz: This is not a question of bravery.
    Edmund: So you're bravely refusing to fight a swordsman half your age.
  • And in the third part, he's actually in his full Deadpan Snarker mode.
    Reepicheep: (about Eustace) He's quite the complainer, isn't he?
    Edmund: He's just warming up.
  • To Eustace:
    Edmund: I have the right to tell your father it was you who stole aunt Alberta's sweets.
    Eustace: Liar!
    Edmund: Oh, really? I found them under your bed. And you know what? I licked every one of them.
  • When rolling in:
    Soldier: Are you sure you're 18?
    Edmund: Why, do I look older?
  • Reepicheep has one awesome moment of snark.
  Pattertwig: We can collect nuts!
  Reepicheep: Yes! And throw them at the Telmarines! glares at Pattertwig Shut up!
  • Reepicheep also has this:
  Soldier: You...are a mouse!
  Reepicheep: You people are so unoriginal.

  • He follows it up with "Yes, I know. I am a mouse" to someone else.
  • Susan has her moments herself.
  Peter: But the Beaver says he knows Lucy's faun.
  Susan: He's a Beaver. He shouldn't be saying anything!