Crosses The Line Twice / asdfmovie

Only somebody like Tom can make these kinds of moments fun to watch.

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asdfmovie2

• "Kitten fight!" "No, wait! I'm allergic to adorableness!" He catches a kitten and goes "Aww..." Cut to his tombstone.

asdfmovie3

• "Joey, did you eat my sandwich?" "I am your sandwich. (forces himself down his friend's throat)" However, he crawls back out later.
• "Goodbye, world..." "Okay Jim, I'll see you around. Where're you go— (gunshot) Oh! Oh no! Oh! That's not what I thought he meant by that at all!"
• "Honey, why is the baby on fire?" "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!"
• "Hey guys, check out my new camera!" (BANG!) Oh, wait, this isn't a camera."

asdfmovie4

• "Hey kid, you can't skate here!" "You can't tell me what to do— (blows up in a minefield)"
• "I want to be a pie! (cut to kid in the oven)" "Billy, nooo!"
• "When I grow up, I want to go to the moon!" "Why wait? (kicks girl into outer space)"

asdfmovie5

• "Wanna play video games?" "No way, dude, you always beat me!" "(repeated punches) TELL NO ONE!"

asdfmovie6

• "I'm going to punch your face...IN THE FACE!" As the victim screams, the camera zooms into his forehead to reveal another smaller face that's also screaming, and that gets punched.

asdfmovie7

• Mr. Muffin in general. Suicide as Comedy doesn't get much better than a sentient muffin with an adorable voice going around asking to be eaten.
• "Don't jump! You have so much to live for!" "EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!"

asdfmovie8

• The first joke in episode 8. This trope kicks in when you realize it's an adult singing to a baby.
  Pop Singer: ♫ Ooh, baby! I love you, baby! ♫
  Mother: Stay away from my baby!
  Baby: But mother, I love him.
• (shot of smiling, panting dog) "You're adopted!" (shot of saddened dog accompanied by piano note)
• This kind of joke appears later in the same episode, in which the punchline is an adult woman dating a baby, when you first assumed she was his mother.
  Woman: Oh, Timmy, don't cry. Seriously, Timmy, cut it out. Timmy, this is the worst date ever!

Deleted Scenes

• "Sir, I'm afraid you have brain cancer." (SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES) "Well, the good news is you don't have brain cancer anymore..." (patient's head, now a pineapple, falls off his neck)
• "Save me, Superguy!" "No." "You're a diiiiiiiiick..."
• The so-mean-it's-funny Take That! at The Annoying Orange.
  Boy: (making an orange talk) Hey, Apple! Apple! Apple! Hey, Apple!
  Father: Well, we failed. (cocks shotgun) Don't look, honey.

asdfmovie9

• Episode 9 runs on this. For instance:
  Man: Excuse me, are you gonna eat that?
  [scene shows a woman holding a baby]
  Woman: No. [Beat] You can have it!
  Man: [grabs baby] Thank you!
• "Honey, I'm pregnant!" [scene reveals she's talking to another woman] "...I can explain!"
• Not a romance this time...
  Woman: I think we should just be friends. [walks away]
  Man: Mother...!
• And also:
  Man 1: Hey! Wanna see an impression of my dad?
  Man 2: Sure!
  [Man 1 disappears]
  Man 2: Haha! Comedy.

asdfmovie10

• The very first skit:
  Man: (seeing guy about to jump off a building) Nooo!!! Don't jump! (sets up video camera) Okay, now jump!
• This scene possibly crosses it thrice:
  Basketball: [bouncing across a road] Haha! Chase me, Suzie! Chase me!
  Suzie: [chases him, laughing... and gets run over]
  Basketball: Mmm... Good...
• "Hey! Here comes that trainsgender guy!"
• Do not sing “If You're Happy and You Know It” if you’re holding a baby. That is all.
• The fat guy from asdfmovie7 doesn't want to be fat anymore. Tearful, he points a gun at his mouth...and bites the barrel off of it.

asdfmovie11

• The Running Gag of the episode is a butt that farts with enough force to rip people's faces clean off.
• "Boo! Haha, made you jump!" Zoom out to show the top of a building... followed by a distant "splat".
• "What's that behind your ear? It's a hearing aid!" "...WHAT?"

asdfmovie12

• You know you're off to a good start when this is the opening skit:
  Dad with camcorder: Keep pushing! Push!
  [pop]
  Doctor: Congratulations! We got it back in!
• "A, B, C, D, E, F, gun!" [BANG]
• A man comes up to another man and attempts to impress him by inflating and exploding. The other man finds the display "hot".
• This skit seems to be crossing the line this way at first... then it crosses back.
  Boy: Dad, I'm gay!
  "Dad": I have no son!
  Boy: Gasp! ...This isn't my house!

asdfmovie13

• One skit starts with two girls playing patty-cake. Then a man falls out of the sky, crushing one of the girls before he looks down at his blood-soaked hands in horror.
  Man: Oh no! ...I'm still alive. [shoots himself]
• A man with a pipe is looking at a child playing with a ball.
  Man: That's my boy!
  [child kicks ball away]
  Man: No! My boy!
  Ball: Father, help!
• Quite possibly one of the meanest yet funniest jokes this series has done to date:
  Girl: When I grow up, I wanna be a doctor, just like you!
  Doctor: Awww! [cut to the girl on a hospital bed] ...You're not gonna grow up.

asdfmovie14

• "Broccoli, sockoli, what's he doin' today?!" "He's dead." [Beat] "THE END"
• This skit:
  Mother: That's my girl!
  [scene shows the girl in question is dead]
  Policeman: ...I'm sorry for your loss, ma'am.