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Greetings, [[troper]], and welcome to the Tech Wishlist forum!
Tech Wishlist is where users can chime in on issues affecting the core functionalities of the Wiki. If you have suggestions or problems with the features of TV Tropes, this is the place to put them.
Please keep in mind there are a few things you'll need to mention if you want to catch the attention of drewski and itcdr, the head admins.
Before starting, make sure what you're posting belongs here. These problems are often tech issues and suggestions that can't be dealt with by either other users or the mods. This forum is for talking to the admins directly with problems that affect the wiki in its code. For everything else, take it to the other forums and Ask The Tropers.
First, name your topic well. We should be able to figure out what you're asking about just by reading the title.
Next, if you've got a suggestion, please describe what you'd like to see in more detail. Please be as specific as possible, since vague suggestions such as "improve X" don't really help much. Try "I think that X could be improved by..."
If you've got a problem, we still need to know what's wrong in detail. Try to attach a screenshot of the problem (Windows users, press Ctrl+Print Screen and paste the screenshot into an image editor such as Paint. Mac users, press Command+Shift+3. The screenshot will be saved to your desktop,) upload it somewhere, and then link to it from your post.
Please note that people will want to chime in on your idea/problem. They'll give their thoughts and suggestions to help improve on your thoughts and suggestions.
One last thing: Never, ever ask for a quote button on the forums.
Ever.
Have Fun!
-VmKid
Ever.
Have Fun!
-VmKid
