Line #65 Webcomic/WeenieLicked


1	An interactive webcomic made by Wolfcat on the Within Hubris forums (formerly the hub of the WebVideo/BenDrowned community) that can be read [[http://s13.zetaboards.com/WithinHubris/topic/7273707/1/ here]] if you can sift through all the additional banter and awful {{In Joke}}s. As of this writing it has one arc and one intermission complete, with a second arc in progress.
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3	Paul Rudd lives and works on the 25th floor of Meatouchers, Inc., and has for 10 years without ever leaving. One day, the local fuckboy [[WriteWhoYouKnow Crash]] bursts into his work area, shouting "[[DoubleEntendre BEAT MY MEAT]]" and attempting to allure him with her ass. Paul, [[NotDistractedByTheSexy having too high a bum resistance to be turned on]], instead [[ComicallyMissingThePoint mistakes this for an invitation to spar using meat products]] and knocks her out cold. After dicking around and being called back to work, Paul sends her up a chute to the next floor, only to regret it with the realization of how lonely his job is.
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5	In a moment of need, he prays to the ancient deities Beerd and Cheezus (sic). For his prayers, he receives the Key to the Arg, [[SkeletonKey which can unlock anything]] ([[BlindShoulderToss he promptly throws it out]]) and the Bionic Brottknocker, which can open any door that belongs to a weenie. With it, he opens the previously locked door of what ''should'' have been his bedroom, and finds a number of [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic ponies]], alongside a BiggerOnTheInside outhouse belonging to [[@/MugenKagemaru some strange]] [[WriteWhoYouKnow hooded douchebag]].
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7	Paul steals the outhouse and finds his way to a land filled with new faces, adventure, and many oddities, and learns the true meaning of friendship what is this some children's cartoon.
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9	Unfortunately, Weenie-Licked was cancelled in April of 2016. [[http://s13.zetaboards.com/WithinHubris/single/?p=8104806&t=7273707 But perhaps, somewhere, somewhen, somehow, we'll see Paul Rudd again.]]
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12	The comic has won the Cac Award for Best Thread on the Within Hubris forums.
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14	[[WMG:Tropes appearing in Weenie Licked]]
15	* ApprovalOfGod: [[http://s13.zetaboards.com/WithinHubris/profile/3280077/ Paul has an actual account on Within Hubris]] (as well as a skype). The author has stated enjoyment of this and proclaimed the accounts canon, despite them being [[@/MsAmiClassified someone else's]].
16	* ArtifactOfDoom: Majora's Mask. There's a reason there's a huge metal pony capable of destroying the entire castle guarding it. Naturally, Paul is sent to retrieve it.
17	* ArtisticLicensePhysics: Inevitable when the Sun is a character with autonomy all his own.
18	* BellisariosMaxim: Invoked with some of the more bizarre parts of the comic, eg. Dawn taking a space shit.
19	-->You can't imagine how [[[@/{{Zelenal}} Zelenal]]'s diary] would be enough paper. Then again, you can't imagine how a sun even shits in the first place. You try not to think about it.
20	* BiggerOnTheInside: The SHARDIS, as part of an obvious ShoutOut.
21	* BlankSlate: Rosey, being created with no personality but [[SatelliteLoveInterest Paul's dream girl]], lacks any personal opinions or attributes, and in short order is taunted for being an EmptyShell.
22	* BlindShoulderToss: Paul, upon receiving the Key to the Arg.
23	* BrickJoke: Paul sets one of the SHARDIS's monitors to Baby Grinch's face. Later Mugen manages to get back in and immediately sees it.
24	** Amy picks up a beet in response to a command to [[http://s13.zetaboards.com/WithinHubris/single/?p=8092014&t=7273707 MEAT MY BEET]]. After getting sliced by @/{{Sengi}} it receives [[http://s13.zetaboards.com/WithinHubris/single/?p=8095588&t=7273707 an epitaph in memory of its life and death]].
25	-->'''Adult_Link (the original suggester):''' you killed my beet
26	* CharacterBlog: Paul creates a Website/{{Tumblr}} with the URL ruddyweenies25. Unfortunately, [[http://meatouchers-inc.tumblr.com/ it's been stolen by his company]].
27	* ChekhovsGun: The Transmutatron, first introduced in [[CutawayGag the commercial break]] toward the end of Act 1, reappears in the Abram intermission and will probably do something in the future. We're waiting...
28	* CutawayGag: The comic cuts to awful infomercials at the climax of the first arc.
29	* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Frequent when weenies are involved.
30	* DoubleEntendre: "BEAT MY MEAT."
31	* DroppedABridgeOnHim: Crash, seemingly. [[spoiler:She's fine.]]
32	* EmotionBomb: The YK-Bot can psychically induce an instant rant-inducing slight on the person who activates it.
33	* EvenTheDogIsAshamed: Lord Big Hank Douglas IV, when Paul realizes that he made Rosey as a SatelliteLoveInterest.
34	* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Mugen, probably.
35	* FunWithAcronyms: Paul refers to Rosey as Crony of Cuteness, or "COC".
36	* GenderBlenderName: Dawn (short for Dawn of a New Day).
37	* GreenEyedMonster: Mini-Crash is implied to like Paul, who tries to draw his dream girl into existence.
38	* InJoke: Many about the Within Hubris forums, to the point of them being inescapable.
39	* InteractiveFiction
40	* InterdimensionalTravelDevice: The SHARDIS. Crash also uses a different device yet to be shown.
41	* KidSidekick: @/{{Jeffory}}, to a degree.
42	* LongList: The list of punishments for trespassing a certain part of Spanosa's Castle, [[http://s13.zetaboards.com/WithinHubris/single/?p=8082490&t=7273707 as shown]]. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Not all of them are that alarming.]]
43	* TheMultiverse
44	* MyBelovedSmother: Amy's mom, much to her irritation.
45	* NotDistractedByTheSexy: Crash tries and fails to allure Paul with her ass.
46	* ParentalAbandonment: Paul was left to work at Meatouchers, Inc. at the age of 9.
47	** AbusiveParents: [[http://s13.zetaboards.com/WithinHubris/single/?p=8079876&t=7273707 Suggested in the side banter]], due to the fact that Paul thinks of his dad when blowing a stick of dynamite.
48	-->'''Dawn (out of character):''' Tremors remind you of him. I think....[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Our dad is the best dad]].
49	* PhallicWeapon: Any weenie used to attack someone.
50	* RuleOfFunny: The reasoning behind many a user command.
51	* RuleThirtyFour: Zelenal apparently writes some of [=FiM=].
52	-->''Oh yes, I also wrote another fanfiction. This one takes quite the saucy turn, when Twilight Sp-''
53	-->The rest of Zelenal's Diary is burnt and covered in an orange glow, presumably Solar Excrement.
54	* SatelliteLoveInterest: Paul accidentally creates Rosey/COC as one. This, of course, results in in-universe FridgeLogic.
55	-->'''Paul:''' N-no, uh, I mean [what do you] like, besides me?
56	-->'''Rosey:''' What do ya mean, besides you?
57	-->Oh boy. You feel you've made a big mistake.
58	* SkeletonKey: The Key to the Arg. [[BlindShoulderToss Shame it got thrown out a window.]]
59	* ShoutOut
60	** The lore explicitly references WebVideo/BenDrowned, as would be expected from a community that originated around said arg. This naturally also comes with many [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]] references, including an appearance of the artifact itself.
61	** The style of writing harkens to Webcomic/MSPaintAdventures, as the subtitle acknowledges.
62	** The SHARDIS. If you've managed to find this page, [[Series/DoctorWho you probably already get the reference.]]
63	** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Ponies]] are culturally significant to the people of Within Hubris. [[http://s13.zetaboards.com/WithinHubris/single/?p=8079281&t=7273707 Mugen even has a whole room full of them.]]
64	** Jeffory gets to wear Zelenal's [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link cosplay]], Paul creates a version of the Master Sword made of weenies. Abram apparently lives in the Zelda universe (if clearly long after any of the series itself) and has a whole fanclub based around Link. Amy has the Mask of Truth hanging on her wall. And so on.
65	** Paul Rudd is named... Creator/PaulRudd. Likewise with Creator/AmyAdams.
66	** Amy has a Franchise/SailorMoon poster on her wall.
67	** Paul is able to pray to Music/DavidBowie for good health.
68	** Paul at one points plays an unspecified Franchise/KingdomHearts game.
69	** Amy finds some TERRORISTS who appear to be Franchise/{{Pokemon}}.
70	** Paul's jacket [[http://s13.zetaboards.com/WithinHubris/single/?p=8079488&t=7273707 was explicitly made]] to resemble [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Jotaro Kujo]].
71	* SplashOfColor: Certain things are conspicuously colored throughout the comic, eventually culminating in full-color panels during the Abram intermission.
72	* ToiletHumour: Paul taking a [[http://s13.zetaboards.com/WithinHubris/single/?p=8079234&t=7273707 MASSIVE MEAT DUMP]], Dawn dropping his hand through a roof asking for toilet paper.
73	-->'''Wolfcat (out of character):''' I've heard of [[{{Pun}} shitposting]] but this is ridiculous
74	* VestigialEmpire: Within Hubris.
75	* WeirdSun: Not only is it ''sentient'', it's a he. His name is Dawn and he has full-blown autonomy.
76	* TheWorldAsMyth: [[http://s13.zetaboards.com/WithinHubris/single/?p=8089555&t=7273707 As described by Zelenal.]]

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