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1	''X in X Minutes'' is a parody series made by Creator/TeamFourStar. Every episode takes the plot of a different series and abridges into a short video full of humorous edits and dialogue.
2	!!Episodes
3	* ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure''
4	** ''[[https://youtu.be/pc1nZ5H2aMM Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood In 5 1/2 Minutes]]''
5	** ''[[https://youtu.be/qARvCU01Xdk Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency in 11 Minutes]]''
6	** ''[[https://youtu.be/nJaxyaOltto Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders (Part 1) in 6 Minutes]]''
7	** ''[[https://youtu.be/Lrk5FUI5KJU Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders (Part 2) in 9 Minutes]]''
8	* ''WesternAnimation/TheDragonPrince''
9	** ''[[https://youtu.be/rg_IG3yh13s The Dragon Prince Season 1 in 5 Minutes]]''
10	* ''Manga/DemonSlayerKimetsuNoYaiba''
11	** ''[[https://youtu.be/iczLwdwgr_s Demon Slayer Season 1 in 6 Minutes]]''
12	* ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia''
13	** ''[[https://youtu.be/z6KQtbtKtNs My Hero Academia Season 1 in 5 Minutes]]''
14	** ''[[https://youtu.be/VpBCpsrEX7o My Hero Academia Season 2 in 8 Minutes]]''
15	* ''Manga/{{Beastars}}''
16	** ''[[https://youtu.be/DIHy6J23FVk Beastars Season 1 in 8 Minutes]]''
17
18	!!Tropes
19	* TwoDVisualsThreeDEffects: The ''Stardust Crusaders'' videos often utilize 3D models, usually when Stands are involved.
20	* AccidentalPervert: In ''MHA [=S2=]'', [[spoiler:Snipe accidentally touches an invisible Hagakure's boob. The scene then cuts to a news headline of him being [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome investigated for misconduct]].]]
21	-->[[spoiler:'''Snipe:''' What was that?]]\
22	[[spoiler:'''Hagakure:''' Did you just ''touch my boob!?'']]\
23	[[spoiler:'''Snipe:''' No, wait! No!-]]\
24	(Cut)\
25	[[spoiler:'''Newspaper:''' UA Teacher and local hero under investigation for misconduct.]]
26	* AdaptationalJerkass: Many characters are given this treatment for humorous effect.
27	** Minoru Mineta is flanderized into a annoying far-right [[note]]It's unclear if he's supposed to be right or left but his mannerisms tend to lean towards extreme conservative attitudes, sexism and outspoken arguing about morals.[[/note]] troll that everyone hates.
28	---> "Superheroes as social commentary?! I have OPINIONS ON THAT!!!!
29	** Old Joseph Joestar is much more openly sleazy in regards to his affair with Tomoko (Josuke's Mom), [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere rushing the Crusaders out of Japan as fast as possible when she spots him.]]
30	---> '''Kakyoin:''' Your dedication to your daughter is admirable, [Mr. Joestar].\
31	'''Joseph:''' Yeah, well, I also really don't want to be noticed here-\
32	'''Tomoko:''' ''(Spotting Joseph from behind)'' Joseph? Joseph, is that you?-\
33	'''Joseph:''' [[SuddenlyShouting MOVE MOVE MOVE!!]]
34	* AnachronismStew: When Joseph reveals Jotaro has a 6-year-old uncle, Jotaro extorts a Platform/PS5 out of him despite it being 1989, when the Platform/PlayStation hadn't even existed yet.
35	* AnalogyBackfire: After the brief HomageDerailment, Dio asks how much bread Jonathan eat in response to being asked how many souls has he consumed, Jonathan responds that he doesn't eat bread, which contributes to his muscular HeroicBuild since he was 12-years-old.
36	* ArcFatigue: [[invoked]]DIO believes that ''Stardust Crusaders'' having nine more Stand Users with an Egyptian God theme after already doing the Tarot Card theme is a bit much.
37	-->'''DIO:''' It seems like we should have done one or the other, now it just feels like we're dragging it out.
38	* ArtEvolution: The first few episodes are flash-styled animations using character cutouts like puppets. Starting with the ''Demon Slayer'' episode, they move to using more of the source footage like they would a classic abridged series.
39	* AssPull: InUniverse; DIO seems to think Star Platinum also being able to stop time is this, this ability having come up without any foreshadowing or indication that Star Platinum could use this ability, other than them being "similar stands".
40	-->'''Jotaro:''' You, suck. Also I can stop time now.\
41	'''DIO:''' Bullshit! How!?\
42	'''Jotaro:''' We have similar stands.\
43	'''DIO:''' [[LampshadeHanging What kind of leap in logic is that!?]]
44	* BrickJoke:
45	** At the start of ''Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders (Part 1) in 6 Minutes'', Jotaro locks himself in a prison cell because he thought Star Platinum was a ghost, then Joseph corrects him and tells him that it's a Stand. During the final battle of ''Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders (Part 2) in 9 Minutes'', [[spoiler:DIO kills Joseph by draining his blood, with Joseph's spirit telling Jotaro that this is what an actual ghost looks like]].
46	** Before the heroes enter DIO's mansion in ''Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders (Part 2) in 9 Minutes'', Iggy [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere chooses to leave]] instead of going inside, [[GenreSavvy as he knows he is destined to die in Araki's work]], [[SparedByTheAdaptation preventing his canon death by Vanilla Ice]]. [[spoiler:At the end of Jotaro's fight with DIO, Iggy arrives to kill DIO [[{{Fartillery}} with his farts]]]].
47	* TheCameo:
48	** ''Phantom Blood'': [[Manga/MyHeroAcademia Tsuyu Asui]] in place of the frog Zeppeli punches.
49	** ''Battle Tendency'':
50	*** Kars transforms into [[Characters/SonicTheHedgehogShadowTheHedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog]] when he becomes the UltimateLifeform.
51	*** Caesar turns into the Little Caesar Mascot for a brief gag.
52	** ''My Hero Academia'':
53	*** Izuku watches [[Creator/AlejandroSaab Kaggyfilms']] reaction to the first season video.
54	---->'''Izuku:''' He stole my layout.
55	** ''Stardust Crusaders'':
56	*** The pig that Polnareff finds in the Indian toilet is WesternAnimation/PorkyPig.
57	*** The Kool-Aid Man bursts through the wall of DIO's mansion to save Polnareff from Vanilla Ice.
58	** ''Beastars'':
59	*** [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind Giorno Giovanna]] shows up out of nowhere after Louis announces that he's going to "become the next Beastar" and we get this gem:
60	-->'''Giorno:''' ''Scusi?''\
61	'''Louis:''' '''Bea'''star, not '''gang'''star.\
62	'''Giorno:''' Oh, ''mi dispiaci''. ''(leaves)''\
63	'''Louis:''' "Gang-star" sounds stupid.
64	** ''Demon Slayer'':
65	*** [[Manga/HunterXHunter Kurapika]] appears after Tanjiro says "kill some spiders" and leaves after he explains he was referring to the demons at Mount Natagumo instead of the Phantom Troupe.
66	* CastingGag:
67	** Creator/SeanChiplock, who voiced Mista in the English Dub of ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind'', plays Giorno in his brief appearance in ''Beastars'', and later Jotaro Kujo in both ''Stardust Crusaders'' parody videos.
68	** Younger D'Arby is voiced by [[LetsPlay/TheOnlineWarrior Maximillian Dood]], a prominent fighting game streamer, and he and Jotaro are playing the [[VideoGame/JoJosBizarreAdventureHeritageForTheFuture licensed JoJo fighting game]] by Capcom.
69	** Creator/JonahScott (under the pseudonym Jojo Scoot) who previously played Formaggio in the English Dub of ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind'', plays Iggy in the ''Stardust Crusaders'' video.
70	* CrimefightingWithCash: In "My Hero Academia in Season 1 in 5 Minutes," Deku asks if it's possible to be a superhero without powers, and All Might says it is, citing ComicBook/{{Batman}} and ComicBook/IronMan as examples... except they're both rich and Deku isn't.
71	* CurbStompBattle: Stain gets himself cornered by Midoriya, Iida, and Todoroki who all proceed to kick the shit out of him ''[[ShoutOut Golden Wind]]''-style.
72	-->'''Midoriya:''' "Creator/ToddMcfarlane sends his regards!"
73	* DeathByAdaptation: Jotaro banishes Elder D'Arby to [[Franchise/YugiOh the Shadow Realm.]]
74	* DistinctionWithoutADifference: When Polnareff complains about why Elder D'Arby gets to have a terrible French accent and he doesn't, Joseph corrects him by saying that D'Arby has a Cajun accent. Polnareff argues that this trope is in effect and that Cajun is still a terrible French accent.
75	* HomageDerailment:
76	** ''Phantom Blood in 5½ Minutes'': The memetic "How Many Breads" scene from at the original is made fun of, being framed as Dio [[{{Blooper}} flubbing his lines]] in-universe.
77	--->'''Jonathan:''' "Dio! How many souls have you consumed!!?"
78	--->'''Dio:''' "[[ButForMeItWasTuesday How many ''breads'' have you eaten in your life?]]"
79	--->'''Jonathan:''' "I-- [[DoubleTake Hold on, What?]]"
80	--->'''Dio:''' "Oh god-- Oh, how embarrassing- you know, I was gonna say 'how much bread'. But then I thought 'how many slices' of bread, then just 'how many breads'. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Heh, kinda funny, right?]]"
81	--->'''Jonathan:''' "Oh yeah! No, don't worry about it; I do it all the time."
82	** ''My Hero Academia in 5 Minutes:'' The iconic moment of Midoriya asking for All Might's opinion on the former becoming a hero is subverted[[note]]All Might is supposed to say no, leading to a HeroicBSOD for Midoriya[[/note]].
83	--->'''Midoriya:''' "All-Might, is there any way I could be a superhero? Even though I don't have quirk?!"[[note]]All Might is supposed to say no.[[/note]]\
84	'''All Might:''' "Yes."\
85	'''Midoriya:''' "Wait, really?"
86	** ''Stardust Crusaders [Part 2] In 9 Minutes'':
87	*** DIO and Jotaro play out the moment from the original where they slowly approach each other to do battle, only this time DIO cuts off Jotaro before he finishes his line.
88	---->'''DIO:''' "Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me!"\
89	'''Jotaro:''' "I have to move closer if I'm gonna kick your-"\
90	([[FlechetteStorm DIO tosses a bunch of knives into Jotaro]])\
91	'''Jotaro:''' "-Ass..." (collapses)
92	*** Like the original final battle, DIO closes in on Jotaro to finish him off, which is supposed to be followed up by their final clash and DIO's death. [[spoiler:Before ''any of that'' can happen, '''Iggy''' jumps out of nowhere onto DIO's face and [[{{Fartillery}} farts on him]]. A few seconds later, [[YouAreAlreadyDead DIO's head explodes]].]]
93	---->'''DIO:''' "....[[FlatWhat What?-]]"\
94	(''[[YourHeadAsplode Explodes]]'')
95	* InsistentTerminology: Stroheim isn't a "Nazi". He's simply a [[DistinctionWithoutADifference "German soldier from the late 1930s"]].
96	-->'''Speedwagon:''' So, you're a Nazi?\
97	'''Stronheim:''' ''(walks around doing a Nazi salute)'' ''ACH!'' Just because I'm a major in ze German military in ze late 1930s, you can't just go around and accuse everyone you don't like of being a Nazi!
98	* IntelligibleUnintelligible: Momo has no issue talking to Tokoyami, who can only make bird sounds.
99	-->'''Momo:''' I just don't get it; like, how does your quirk work? Is the bird head a part of it or is your mom a crow?\
100	'''Tokoyami:''' ''(squawks)''\
101	'''Momo:''' [[PopCulturalOsmosisFailure Who the hell is Brandon Lee?]] ''(Dark Shadow crushes her under its fist)''
102	* KickTheDog: Literally; the ''Phantom Blood'' video makes a RunningGag out of Dio doing horrible things to Jonathan's dog Danny, from literally kicking it to shooting it to throwing it into an incinerator to kicking it into a woodchipper. And eventually frying the poor thing with eye lasers after freezing it — and it keeps showing up alive and well every time.
103	* LaserGuidedKarma: Throughout ''Phantom Blood in 5½ Minutes'', Dio constantly [[KickTheDog torments and kills Jonathan's dog Danny]]. Nearly a century later in ''Stardust Crusaders [Part 2] In 9 Minutes'', DIO [[spoiler:is ultimately defeated by Iggy the dog, who says [[AndThisIsFor that was for Danny]] as well]].
104	* MoodWhiplash: Jonathan's death in ''Phantom Blood in 5 1/2 minutes'' carries the brisk and humorous pace up until Dio actually comprehends Jonathan is dead. He then takes the time to somberly sing as the ship goes down... by WaxingLyrical to songs made by [[Music/RonnieJamesDio his namesake.]]
105	* MythologyGag: Stain's voice in "My Hero Academia Season 2 in 8 Minutes" is Lani's Batman voice when the group did a let's play for ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight''.
106	--->'''Nick Lani:''' Today's heroes are all posers! That's a Stain-fact!
107	* NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent: Enforced when Jotaro and the gang meet Polnareff:
108	--> '''Polnareff:''' [[GratuitousFrench Bonjour!]] I am ze [[ButtMonkey comic relief!]] My name is Polnareff, and I-\
109	'''Joseph:''' Whoa, uh, we're dropping the [[TakeThat terrible accents]].\
110	'''Polnareff:''' ''Quoi?!'' But why?!\
111	'''Kakyoin:''' Because [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood the other]] two [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency parts]] took place in Europe, but now we're going through ''Asia,'' so...\
112	'''Polnareff:''' ''(Dropping the accent)'' Ah, no, I get it.
113	* NotSoStoic: Jotaro drops his serious tone when Joseph reveals that Holly is sick.
114	-->'''Jotaro''': ''(while tearing up)'' "Wait, Mommy's sick?!"
115	* RunningGag:
116	** ''My Hero Academia'':
117	*** UA's complete lack of on-site [[ThereAreNoTherapists emotional counseling]].
118	** ''Battle Tendency'':
119	*** People WaxingLyrical based on the origins of their names.
120	---->'''Wammuu''': Thanks for waking us up before you went-went!
121	** ''Stardust Crusaders'':
122	*** Joseph's terrible luck when it comes to vehicles, starting with a plane.
123	---->'''Jotaro:''' "Something wrong, Grandpa?"\
124	'''Joseph:''' "I just remembered I have a really bad history with planes-"\
125	''(Their plane explodes, with a SmashCut to a Chinese Restaurant)''\
126	'''Avdol:''' No more planes.
127	*** Later, when the gang boards a boat.
128	----->'''Jotaro:''' "Alright, Grandpa. Do we have to worry about ''boats''?"\
129	'''Joseph:''' "Nah, I've never had a problem with a boat before-"\
130	''(SmashCut to a life raft)''\
131	'''Joseph:''' "[[InstantlyProvenWrong So the boat exploded]]. But that doesn't mean all boats are bad-"\
132	''(SmashCut to '''another''' life raft)''\
133	'''Joseph:''' "So ''that'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext boat was a monkey]]. [[NeverMyFault I blame you for this, Jotaro.]]"
134	*** This joke culminates with the end of the second part of ''Stardust Crusaders'', [[spoiler:where the plane Jotaro and Joseph fly home on spontaneously explodes without warning]].
135	*** Jotaro seems to be the only one that finds it odd how Iggy can talk, and always pauses to remark on it.
136	---->'''Jotaro:''' "We cool?"\
137	'''Iggy:''' "Yeah, we're cool."\
138	'''Jotaro:''' "...Hold up."
139	** ''Beastars'':
140	*** The phrase when "If you’re going to use a reference as a metaphor…" whenever a character makes reference to a something relevant happening on-screen and one person doesn't understand it.
141	* SatelliteLoveInterest: Invoked by Uraraka, who gets pissed off when Aoyama asks her about her relationship with Midoriya, prompting her to get angry at the idea she's defined by that and then beat Thirteen out of sheer anger.
142	* ShoutOut: ''My Hero Academia'': The scene of the three boys [[CurbstompBattle repeatedly kicking Stain]] is right out of ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind''.
143	* SparedByTheAdaptation: Invoked in Stardust Crusaders Part 2. Iggy bails from the group prior to the Vanilla Ice fight, saving him from the brutal fate his original counterpart had. [[spoiler:[[BrickJoke He later shows up to permanently put down DIO]] in Jotaro's place as revenge for what he did to Danny.]]
144	--> '''Iggy:''' Yeah, nah. Sorry gentlemen, but I know what story I'm in. [[MediumAwareness One step in there and it's 'does the dog die dot fucking com'.]] But not today. Today, Iggy lives. Peace. (leaves)\
145	'''Kakyoin:''' More like man's best FairWeatherFriend.\
146	'''Avdol:''' Kind of feels like [[BlackDudeDiesFirst I should take a hint]].
147	* SuddenlySpeaking: [[spoiler:Tokoyami, after spending the whole time sqwuaking like a bird, talks for real during his exam. It throws his opponent completely off guard, letting him score a win.]]
148	-->'''Tsuyu:''' "Tokoyami, we need a distraction!"\
149	[[spoiler:'''Tokoyami:''' "Yeah, okay."]]\
150	'''Ectoplasm:''' "You can talk!?"
151	* TakeThat:
152	** ''Jojo'''s strict rules around evading copyright infringement (because every character is some kind of music reference) is constantly mocked.
153	*** When Speedwagon introduces himself:
154	---->'''George Joestar:''' Who the hell is this guy?\
155	'''Speedwagon:''' R.E.O-\
156	'''Jonathan:''' [[YouWannaGetSued Shut up, or they'll sue us to death!]]\
157	'''Speedwagon:''' Even SPEEDWAGON infringes the copyright!
158	*** When Stroheim reveals Santana ([[DubNameChange who in the English localization and dub is changed Sanviento]]):
159	---->'''Stroheim:''' Speaking of, I'd like you to meet Santana. We found him in a cave.\
160	'''Speedwagon:''' You've unleashed a great evil!\
161	'''Santana:''' Yes, the power of the Pillar Men!\
162	'''Speedwagon:''' No, trademark lawyers! They hear your name, they're gonna eat us alive!
163	*** Oingo and Boingo's names in the ''Stardust Crusaders'' video are blatantly censored (complete with black boxes over their mouths).
164	---->'''Oingo:''' Sup dipshits?! My name's O-\
165	'''Robotic voiceover:''' ''Zenyatta''.\
166	'''Boingo:''' And my name is Bo-\
167	'''Robotic voiceover:''' ''Mondatta''.\
168	'''Oingo:''' And together we are the-\
169	'''Robotic voiceover:''' ''Zenyatta-Mondatta Brothers''.\
170	'''Polnareff:''' Jo, what is happening?\
171	'''Joseph:''' Copyright is a strap-on toting bitch, Polnareff.
172	** Jonathan remarks at how boring all the side characters like Dire and Straizo are in ''Phantom Blood''.
173	--->'''Jonathan''': I haven't fought any of them, and I'm ''already'' kind of bored.
174	** Stronheim being a Nazi makes characters a lot more uncomfortable than in canon. And he himself is also much [[AdaptationalVillainy more vile]] an individual.
175	--->'''Joseph:''' Why is it so hard to get rid of you Nazis?\
176	'''Stroheim:''' YOU! WILL NOT! REPLACE US!
177	** The cast poke fun at the official dub of ''Stardust Crusaders'' for dropping all of the non-American accents, despite there being several characters with a multitude of nationalities.
178	** DIO and Hol Horse discuss ''Stardust Crusaders''' ArcFatigue.[[invoked]]
179	--->'''DIO:''' And you don't think having nine more Stand Users based off the Egyptian Gods is a little much?\
180	'''Hol Horse:''' I'm tellin' ya, it'll kill. People love this shit. Helps segment the fight, give em a theme.\
181	'''DIO:''' Sigh But we already did the whole Tarot Card theme. It seems like we should have done one or the other, now it just feels like we're dragging it out.\
182	'''Hol Horse:''' Yeah, but it's Egypt, right? Gotta have an Egypt theme.
183	** Tanjiro meeting Zenitsu in for the first time is laden with disbelief and snark.
184	--->'''Zenitsu:''' I'm Zenitsu. I'm a [[CowardlyLion total pants pissing coward]], a [[LovableSexManiac shameless lech]], I can't stop SCREAMING, and I'm only useful when I'm unconscious!\
185	'''Tanjiro:''' Wow, the audience must hate you!\
186	'''Zenitsu:''' Actually, they say I'm relatable.\
187	'''Tanjiro:''' [[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels That's fucked up...]]
188	** Everyone in the ''My Hero Academia'' videos hate Mineta, who in canon is a lecherous JerkWithAHeartOfGold and TheScrappy for fans.[[invoked]]
189	---> '''Midoriya:''' (Meeting Mineta for the first time) Ooh... I don't like him...
190	** This gem:
191	--->'''Principal Nezu:''' "I literally HATE HUMANS! You think that would be a conflict of interest, but honestly I'm no different from a majority of school staff."
192	** Dabi makes one towards Creator/JKRowling after Toga makes a joke about his name being similar to [[Literature/HarryPotter Dobby]].
193	* ThereAreNoTherapists: Several characters lampshade how students can't seek emotional help.
194	-->'''Todoroki:''' "Is there an on-site therapist, or-?"\
195	[later]\
196	'''All Might:''' "We need to get an on-site therapist."
197	* TwistedEchoCut: Much like in ''DBZA'', a lot of the jokes and scenes in this series are structured in this fashion, where the dialogue of a scene will fold into the next.
198	** ''The Dragon Prince'' Season 1 uses this with every scene transition:
199	--->'''Soren''': It'll be so hard not to murder you later.\
200	'''Callum''': What's that?\
201	'''Rayla''': ''(offscreen)'' I said I can't murder them! ''(cut to next scene)''
202	** ''Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders (Part 2) in 9 Minutes'' has this scene folding between Jotaro and Alessi's confrontation that goes seamlessly into Joseph and Avdol's fight with Mariah.
203	--->'''Alessi:''' Speaking of ''kids''...\
204	'''Jotaro:''' ''Fuck no'', [[EveryoneHasStandards we're skipping you]].\
205	'''Alessi:''' Oh, come on! My arc is great; it's chock-full of child--\
206	'''Joseph:''' DICK!\
207	'''Avdol:''' What?\
208	''(cut to Avdol being magnetized to Joseph's crotch by Mariah's Bastet)''\
209	'''Joseph:''' I SAID "[[SuggestiveCollision GET OFF MY DICK]]"!
210	* YaoiFangirl: After Bastet has Joseph and Avdol magnetized together in a compromising position, Mariah states that instead of killing them she'd rather [[ShipperOnDeck ship them instead]]. Avdol considers killing them to be more merciful.

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