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2	[[caption-width-right:350:SIR GALAHAD: I don't write the legends, I live 'em]]
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4	->''" {{As you know}}, my courtship with Prince Charming ended abruptly – something about a glass slipper. Whatever. I didn’t care to listen. Anyway, I’m offering my hand in marriage to any brave knight who wants to go on a quest – it’s not a bad deal really, you just go on an epic adventure and then you get to marry me, and then you and I will be king and queen someday. So, any takers?"''
5	-->-- '''Princess Jaqueline'''
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7	''Knights of the Square Table'' is the debut work from playwright and screenwriter Creator/PeterFenton originally titled ''Good Knight and Goodbye'' and premiered in 2010, when Fenton was just 14 years old. After nearly a decade of revision, the script became a fully-fledged play distributed through Heuer Publishing in 2019. As the title implies, this play is a medieval knight's quest comedy with a similar sense of humor to ''Theatre/{{Spamalot}}'' and ''Series/{{Galavant}}''.
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9	The legendary (but painfully down-to-earth) Sir Galahad is sent by the king and queen on a quest to prove his worth to marry Princess Jacqueline. His quest is complicated when he catches the eye of Lady Heron, the castle’s messenger, and finds himself falling for her while a ruthless and selfish type lurks in the shadows, also on the quest for the Princess's hand.
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11	As he travels the kingdom of Slekochovakia, Sir Galahad receives assistance from the kooky, promiscuous Merlin and a true friend, Sir Traber. Pandemonium steadily builds as Sir Galahad must confront his feelings, Merlin's antics grow bizarre, Lady Heron grows frustrated with the King and Queen's incompetence, and Princess Jacqueline acts strangely in the face of a wedding being planned for her.
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13	Heuer Publishing Page: [[https://www.hitplays.com/default.aspx?pg=sd&st=KNIGHTS+OF+THE+SQUARE+TABLE]]
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15	Preview Script: [[https://www.hitplays.com/hp/Scripts/Samples/KnightsoftheSquareTable=020419.pdf]]
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19	!!Knights of the Square Table contains examples of:
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24	* TheAce: Legends speak of Sir Galahad across Europe.
25	* ActionGirl: Lady Heron, traveling the corners of the kingdom and fighting with a dagger
26	* AgonyOfTheFeet: Merlin goes into gross detail explaining his Sweet Grandmother Edna’s toe fungus
27	* AmbiguouslyGay: Chef Torte, in most productions
28	* AnAesop: Obeying authority is not a good idea when the people in charge don’t deserve to be trusted
29	* ArcWords: Honesty
30	* AsYouKnow: As seen in the title quote, Princess Jacqueline "as you know"s that her courtship with Prince Charming has ended.
31	* AudienceSurrogate: Sir Galahad and Lady Heron serve as the audience’s point of entry into this catastrophically weird kingdom
32	* TheBadGuyWins: Subverted. Sir Krause ends up winning the quest for Princess Jacqueline’s hand, but Sir Galahad realized he had no intention to win anyway. [[spoiler:Also, Sir Krause is not really the Big Bad.]]
33	* BadassFingersnap: Merlin does some of his magic with a snap of his finger.
34	* BadassNormal: Sir Galahad, sure, but special mention to Lady Heron here. She travels literally everywhere in the kingdom, even swimming a great distance to deliver messages to Sir Galahad.
35	* BattleCouple: Sir Galahad and Lady Heron
36	* BigBadFriend: [[spoiler:Merlin has tagged along with Sir Galahad on the quest and tries to sabotage him at every point, uses Galahad’s attraction to Lady Heron to thwart his progress and ultimately reveals the entire quest was pointless since he has been sleeping with the Princess who has been drugged under a love potion the whole time]]
37	* BigEater: Princess Jacqueline is eating something in almost every scene
38	* BittersweetEnding: Sir Galahad and Lady Heron leave Slekochovakia together, the Big Bad is defeated, and Sir Krause is dead, but Princess Jacqueline is as alone as she was before and has to live with knowing [[spoiler:she was essentially date-raped by Merlin and his love potions]]. King Carlton is still going to die.
39	* BlackComedy: [[spoiler:The abrupt murder of Sir Krause]] is played for laughs.
40	* BlatantLies: Merlin tells Sir Galahad he got “lost overnight” and couldn’t find Galahad and Traber anywhere, and then switches his story and says he was eating. The stage directions even say Sir Galahad does not believe this lie.
41	* BlueAndOrangeMorality: King Carlton’s approach to executive decisions - a wedding planner who quits? Send them to the dungeon. Is murder illegal? No clue.
42	* BookEnds: Lady Heron delivers a personal message confessing feelings for Sir Galahad in the very beginning, Sir Galahad delivers a personal message to Lady Heron reciprocating in the end
43	* BoundAndGagged: The sirens do this each to Sir Galahad, Merlin, Sir Traber (twice), and Sir Krause
44	* BreakingTheFourthWall: King Carlton says at one point that he and Queen Victoria were waiting in the wings for their cue.
45	* BunnyEarsLawyer: Merlin may be horny and goofy, but he is a dangerous, competent wizard. He can teleport and kill with a snap of his finger
46	* ButtMonkey: Sir Krause, a knight who sees himself as Sir Galahad's arch-nemesis, but nobody takes him seriously
47	* CatchPhrase: "Let them eat cake" for Queen Victoria.
48	* ChronicHeroSyndrome: Sir Galahad at the start of the play. He gets better.
49	* ChaoticStupid: King Carlton.
50	* ChekhovsGag: Merlin's seemingly throwaway line about not letting Sir Galahad use any of his love potions. After the reveal, it's obvious why he said that.
51	* {{Cloudcuckooland}}: The Kingdom of Slekochovakia.
52	* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: King Carlton, Queen Victoria, Princess Jacqueline, Leslie Godzillabride, Sir Krause, to name a few.
53	* TheComicallySerious: Leslie Godzillabride.
54	* CrapsaccharineWorld: The Kingdom of Slekochovakia under reign of King Carlton.
55	* CulturalBlending: Slekochovakia is a generic western European kingdom that’s sort of German, sort of British, and sort of French
56	* DeconstructiveParody: ''Knights'' toes the line between this and {{affectionate parody}}: knight goes off on hero’s quest for the princess’s hand in marriage, but he’s never spoken to her. Who does he actually fall in love with? Someone he speaks to and builds a relationship with - the king’s messenger
57	* DiabolusExMachina: Out of nowhere in the final scene, right before Sir Krause is about to [[spoiler:marry Princess Jacqueline, Merlin steps up and kills Krause with the snap of his finger]]
58	* DirtyOldMan: Merlin
59	--> '''MERLIN:''' ... I’m getting wiser by the years, and with that wisdom comes a certain draw that brings the young maidens down to see old Merlin. Their smoke signals keep me busy.
60	* DisproportionateRetribution: King Carlton’s offstage executions of a wedding planner, an interior designer, etc.
61	* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: The love potions Merlin talks about seem an awful lot like roofies
62	* ExactWords: Merlin clarifies toward the end of the play that he meant it when he told Sir Galahad he should trust nobody. [[spoiler:And that certainly includes Merlin.]]
63	* ForegoneConclusion: Somewhere between the second and fourth scenes of the play, [[spoiler:Merlin and Jacqueline begin their affair and so, Princess Jacqueline was going to reject her groom no matter who won the quest.]]
64	* GoodIsNotSoft: Sir Galahad quickly stands up to fight Sir Krause when he insults Lady Heron and will quickly fight [[spoiler:Merlin when his true nature is revealed.]]
65	* HarmlessVillain: Sir Krause never poses any real threat to Sir Galahad.
66	* TheHerosJourney: Parody aside, the Hero's Journey is played straight as an arrow.
67	* HonorBeforeReason: Defied by Sir Galahad in the central theme of this play as he realizes the crown of Slekochovakia is not worth honoring.
68	* IronicEcho: "Life. Is. Short. Trust nobody, step on everyone in your way, and throw them off a cliff even if they win. You got it?" is said twice by Merlin.
69	* JerkassHasAPoint: Sir Galahad concedes that [[spoiler:Merlin]] was right: Galahad never wanted to marry Princess Jacqueline or become King, he was only on the quest to appease Carlton and Victoria - authority figures he realized he didn't want to please anymore.
70	* KarmaHoudini: Double-subverted. [[spoiler:It looks like Merlin is going to get away with date-raping the Princess, but Sir Traber stands up to him, prompting the chain of events that leads Merlin to be taken to the dungeon. After he is taken away, Sir Traber asks if anyone else knows that Merlin can teleport - implying Merlin will very easily escape.]]
71	* KnightInShiningArmor: Sir Galahad.
72	* KnightKnaveAndSquire: Sir Galahad, Merlin, and Sir Traber, respectively
73	* LadyOfWar: Lady Heron, gracefully carrying a dagger and delivering messages across the kingdom.
74	* LargeHam: King Carlton.
75	-->'''KING CARLTON:''' Now, to the important business at hand: my business. The kingdom of Slekochovakia has been an empire to be reckoned with since the reign of Sylvester the Third when the Slek Republic and the kingdom of Chovakia were unified into one virtuous empire, but we have grown so far past that mere accomplishment under my reign. I managed to acquire the vital seaport of Cape Emerald after a bidding war down at the moat of Farris – in Prance, of course. A little manly charm from such a wonderful king as myself sealed the deal. My bold act of heroism is cause for celebration... ''[To HANDSERVANT.]'' A bottle of my finest champagne, and a fresh cake.
76	* LastNameBasis: Practically everyone outside the royal family. Sir Galahad, Sir Krause, Sir Traber, Lady Heron, to the point where Galahad's first-name basis with Lady Heron is notable.
77	* LovePotion: Used as something of an allegory for date rape
78	* ManipulativeBastard: Merlin plays on Sir Galahad's attraction to Lady Heron like a fiddle.
79	* MedievalEuropeanFantasy: This play is a big, not-particularly-serious one of these.
80	* MindRape: Merlin enters Sir Galahad's subconscious twice in the show to manipulate what Sir Galahad is thinking.
81	* MrFanservice: In most productions, Sir Galahad is extremely attractive.
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84	[[folder: Tropes N-Z]]
85	* NoodleIncident: Played with. Princess Jacqueline describes the incident that led to her Prince leaving her with no further explanation than “something about a glass slipper”. It would be a noodle incident if she wasn’t describing the most famous fairy tale of all time
86	* ObfuscatingInsanity: Merlin. It becomes clear he's not the same type of mad that King Carlton is when he enters Sir Galahad's mind in the fifth scene.
87	* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: Do we ever see Sir Galahad slay a dragon blindfolded? No. But we can assure you: it was pretty cool
88	* PrecisionFStrike: Sir Galahad begins one but Merlin cuts him off
89	-->'''GALAHAD:''' You sick, twisted son -
90	-->'''MERLIN:''' It was complicated until
91	* {{Pun}}: All the country names: Slekochovakia, Prance, Gortupal, Just OK Britain.
92	* RedHerring: Sir Krause was not the threat to the throne or Slekochovakia. [[spoiler:It was Merlin]]
93	* RedOniBlueOni: Lady Heron is Red to Sir Galahad’s Blue
94	* TheReveal: The ending makes no sense until [[spoiler:Merlin reveals he's been sleeping with Princess Jacqueline]]
95	* RoyallyScrewedUp: Of the Cultural variety between King Carlton, Queen Victoria, and Princess Jacqueline
96	* RunningGag: King Carlton's inability to call knights the right name, Lady Heron's grocery list, Princess Jacqueline's unladylike snacking.
97	* SarcasticConfession [[spoiler:Sir Galahad asks Merlin, "Do you want me to fail this quest?", and Merlin says "Yes"]]
98	* SuspiciouslySpecificSermon: Friar Wesley's blessing to Sir Galahad is one of these.
99	--> '''FRIAR WESLEY:''' ... The road may take turns you do not expect, but that is how this life moves. Make do with the twists and turns, and you'll find yourself taking a far better road. Blessings to you, my son.
100	* SwordFight: Galahad vs. Krause in the Second Act
101	* TakeAThirdOption: It seems Sir Galahad can either honor his word to the king or break it. He chooses neither and [[spoiler:throws the quest to Sir Krause, intending to let him win and marry Princess Jacqueline so that Galahad can be with Lady Heron instead]]
102	* ThrowTheDogABone: Leslie Godzillabride is offered the position of Military Commander at the end of the show.
103	* TrueCompanions: Sir Galahad and Sir Traber.
104	* UndyingLoyalty: Friar Wesley makes note of his utter devotion to the crown of Slekochovakia, which is in contrast to Lady Heron and Chef Torte's unenthusiastic loyalty.
105	* VisualPun: Sir Galahad and Merlin believe they are at a dead end, but “look for a sign”, only to find a literal sign marked “DEAD END”
106	* WalkingSpoiler: It’s very hard to discuss Princess Jacqueline with any sort of depth without spoiling the reveal.
107	* WhamLine: The response to Galahad's line, setting off {{the reveal}}.
108	--> '''Galahad:''' Did you just kill [[spoiler:Sir Krause]]?\
109	'''[[spoiler:Merlin]]:''' Yes. Yes, I did. Next question.
110	* WhatTheHellHero: Sir Galahad gives one of these to Merlin after he realizes he and Merlin could have teleported to the island instead of only teleporting out [[spoiler:Of course, this is before the reveal that Merlin was the villain the whole time]]
111	* WouldHitAGirl: Sir Krause has no problem being forceful with Princess Jacqueline moments before they are to be married.
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