Line #221 Sandbox/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridgedSupportingCharacters


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2
3	!!Introduced in Season 1
4
5	[[folder:Biggs, Wedge, and Jessie]]
6	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ff7_bwj.png]]
7	[[caption-width-right:350:Left to right: Wedge, Biggs, Jessie]]
8	->'''Biggs voiced by:''' Chris "[=Kirbopher15=]" Niosi\
9	'''Wedge voiced by:''' Chris Zito\
10	'''Jessie voiced by:''' Jessi "Nowacking" Nowack
11
12	Barret's fellow compatriots in AVALANCHE before Cloud's unwelcome arrival.
13	----
14	* BluntYes: Wedge's response to [[AskAStupidQuestion Cloud asking if he's okay after he's fallen several hundred feet from the air]]:
15	-->'''Cloud:''' Wedge, are you okay?!\
16	'''Wedge:''' NO!!! ''(dies)''
17	* ChivalrousPervert: To an extent. Biggs is definitely perverted enough to get turned on by [[IntelligibleUnintelligible Jessie's voice]], but he still gives his life trying to save thousands of innocent lives from Shinra's tyranny.
18	* DieLaughing: Jessie dies as she and Cloud share a laugh over Biggs's comment that he loved how her voice makes it sound like she's blowing him, retorting that his dick isn't nearly large enough for that.
19	* HeKnowsTooMuch: Wedge joined AVALANCHE by accident after stumbling into their underground base via the [[BookcasePassage secret pinball machine entrance]].
20	* IntelligibleUnintelligible: Jessie speaks like she has a sock in her mouth due to an [[BackAlleyDoctor "alley dentist"]] appointment. The other characters can somewhat understand her, though Cloud mistakes her saying "My foot is stuck!" for something dirtier.
21	* {{Jerkass}}: Biggs bets on Cloud dying on his second mission, and he claims he loves the sound of [[IntelligibleUnintelligible Jessie's voice]] because it sounds like she's giving him a blowjob.
22	* LastRequest: As he's dying, Biggs asks Cloud to relay his perverted compliment towards her voice.
23	* MauveShirt: They may be minor characters, but they have names and noticeable quirks, and the main heroes pay respect to their deaths, undignified as they were.
24	* RumpRoast: Wedge claims "pooping will be a trial" after getting his butt singed in the escape from Shinra's factory explosion.
25	* TwoGuysAndAGirl: Apart from the main members of AVALANCHE, Biggs and Wedge are the guys and Jessie is the girl.
26	%%* UndignifiedDeath:
27	[[/folder]]
28
29	[[folder:Marlene Wallace]]
30	[[quoteright:120:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ff7_marlene.png]]
31	->'''Voiced by:''' Corinne "[=Megami33=]" Sudberg
32
33	Barret's eight-year-old adoptive daughter. Despite her age, she's a trained bartender and knows her way around a firearm.
34	----
35	* YoungerThanTheyLook: Cloud notes in episode 18 that she looks like she's four rather than eight, which is a nod to her canonical age in the original game.
36	[[/folder]]
37
38	[[folder:Tom Lastastaname]]
39	->'''Voiced by:''' Lyle [=McDouchebag=]
40
41	The news anchor for Shinra's Inter-News network.
42	----
43	* CanonImmigrant: He's a character invented by Team Four Star, usually to provide commentary for a few of the game's cinematic minigames.
44	* FantasticRacism: He certainly doesn't seem to think too highly of Moogles, judging from his tone when reporting on their rights for citizenship.
45	* {{Jerkass}}: Since he's sponsored by Shinra, he definitely has free reign to be as much of an ass as one can get. For instance, he publicly encourages the online harassment of "Private Thunderhead" (a.k.a. Cloud incognito) when he [[EpicFail botches his Shinra Day parade march]].
46	%%* KentBrockmanNews:
47	* PunnyName: His last name is a pun on "last name".
48	* UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom: Narrowly averted. He sparks a cyber-bullying campaign against a disguised Cloud, which turns him into an online media sensation that attracts Rufus' attention and gives AVALANCHE an opening to assassinate him. However, Sephiroth's unexpected intervention puts a stop to their plans.
49	[[/folder]]
50
51	[[folder:Elmyra Gainsborough]]
52	[[quoteright:111:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ff7_elmyra.png]]
53	->'''Voiced by:''' Sandra "[=DustyOldRoses=]" Espinoza
54
55	Aerith's adoptive mother.
56	[[/folder]]
57
58	[[folder:Ifalna]]
59	[[quoteright:110:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ff7_ifalna.png]]
60	->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/JessicaCalvello
61
62	Aerith's real mother, and one of the last of the ancient Cetra race that once inhabited the Planet.
63	----
64	* LastRequest: Her dying words to Elmyra were to a.) [[TakeCareOfTheKids take care of Aerith]], and b.) [[TheStoner give her some "sweet kush"]]. [[UnreliableNarrator Supposedly]].
65	* PosthumousCharacter: Her one appearance is in Elmyra's flashback.
66	* TheStoner: Or at least, Elmyra's SelfServingMemory paints her as one.
67	* YouSeeImDying: She only had enough time to tell Elmyra [[MsExposition exactly what she told Cloud's party]], including the fact that she was dying.
68	[[/folder]]
69
70	!!Introduced in Season 2
71
72	[[folder:Remirez]]
73	%%
74	%%
75	%% Those who've played the game should know who this character really is. However, this page should ONLY provide examples of what has been shown in the parody thus far. Any hints to his true identity beyond the episodes released thus far should be kept to YMMV pages and the like.
76	%%
77	%%
78	->'''Voiced by:''' Faulerro
79
80	A hapless infantryman who accompanied Cloud and Sephiroth's party during their fateful mission to Nibelheim.
81	----
82	%%* TheChewToy
83	%%* NoSympathy
84	[[/folder]]
85
86	[[folder:Zangan]]
87	[[quoteright:130:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ff7_zangan.png]]
88	->'''Voiced by:''' Karma Nikhad
89
90	Tifa's old teacher in the art of [[InnocentInnuendo "fisting"]].
91	----
92	* CassandraTruth: He, or rather his fists, were firsthand witnesses to Sephiroth's killing spree, though Cloud didn't believe him at the time.
93	* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: He thought more with his fists than his head.
94	* DeathByAdaptation: In the game, he survived the Nibelheim incident and carried Tifa into Midgar for medical attention. What happened to him after that is unknown, but it's clear he lived longer than in the series, where he heroically ran into a burning building and died immediately.
95	* InnocentInnuendo: His fighting academy is known as Zangan's Dungeon of Fisting. And that's not naming some of Tifa's Limit Breaks.
96	* TooDumbToLive: He ran into a burning building, thinking that his fists would put out the fire.
97	[[/folder]]
98
99	[[folder:Mrs. Strife]]
100	[[quoteright:94:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ff7_cloudmom.png]]
101	->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/MarissaLenti
102
103	Cloud's loud and overbearing, yet no less loving, mother. She was one of the casualties of the Nibelheim incident.
104	----
105	* MyBelovedSmother: She was a loving yet ''incredibly'' naggy parent. It's also evident that she never had much confidence in her son, naming him Cloud because she wanted him to "shoot for the stars" but figured he'd only get "halfway there".
106	* NoIndoorVoice: Her only spoken dialogue is in the middle of a shouting match with her son over his lack of employment.
107	* PosthumousCharacter: She was one of the many unfortunate victims of the Nibelheim incident.
108	[[/folder]]
109
110	[[folder:Mr. Lockhart]]
111	[[quoteright:119:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ff7_tifadad.png]]
112	->'''Voiced by:''' Edward Bosco
113
114	Tifa's over-enthusiastically supportive father. He was personally murdered by Sephiroth.
115	----
116	* AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents: He openly brags about his daughter's [[InnocentInnuendo "fisting"]] expertise in front of her.
117	* DotingParent: He absolutely adored his daughter, no matter how much it embarrassed her.
118	* GoodParents: He may have been a dick to Cloud and unintentionally mortified her daughter in public, but he also raised Tifa to be a strong, confident, and independent young woman.
119	* ItRunsInTheFamily: Tifa got her "Do me a solid" CatchPhrase from him.
120	* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: He cared so deeply about his daughter that he chewed out Cloud for suggesting she needed his protection on a dangerous mission, which led to a rant about how Cloud never came back to visit despite how often Tifa spoke of him.
121	* PosthumousCharacter: He was murdered by Sephiroth, which emotionally destroyed Tifa and drove her to exact revenge against him.
122	[[/folder]]
123
124	[[folder:Choco Bill and Choco Billy]]
125	[[quoteright:197:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ff7_choco.png]]
126	[[caption-width-right:197:Choco Bill (left) and Choco Billy (right)]]
127	->'''Choco Bill voiced by:''' [[Creator/LewisLovhaug Lewis "Linkara" Lovhaug]]\
128	'''Choco Billy voiced by:''' [=BohBurr=]
129
130	A grandfather/grandson pair of Chocobo farmers who live near the Mythril Mines.
131	----
132	* CaptainObvious: Choco Bill gives out info on how to catch Chocobos ''after'' Cloud's party runs into problems where said info would've been useful.
133	* FantasticDrug: The "greens" Choco Billy sells are quite transparently suggested to be Chocobo drugs.
134	* ThemeNaming: We have Choco ''Bill'' and his grandson, Choco ''Billy''.
135	-->'''Cloud:''' And let me guess. The dad is Choco William!\
136	'''Choco Bill:''' Choco ''Billiam'', actually.
137	* WhoNamesTheirKidDude: Cloud is baffled by the family's bizarre and very limited naming sense.
138	[[/folder]]
139
140	[[folder:Priscilla]]
141	[[quoteright:110:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ff7_priscilla.png]]
142	->'''Voiced by:''' [=ElieMonty=]
143	[[/folder]]
144
145	[[folder:Dio]]
146	[[quoteright:127:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ff7_dio.png]]
147	->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/SungWonCho
148
149	The gil-grubbing, ultra-manly manager of the Gold Saucer, the world's greatest (and potentially most crooked) tourist attraction.
150	----
151	* AdaptationalJerkass: Dio from the games is an HonestCorporateExecutive who turns on Cloud's party when Barret is wrongly accused of murder, but later realizes his mistake and helps the party along their journey to make amends. Here, he's [[CorruptCorporateExecutive thoroughly corrupt]] and only helps out once Cloud makes a name for himself as the Gold Saucer's Chocobo race champion.
152	* BadBoss: ZigZagged. On the one hand, he rightfully claims he just hired Cait Sith after the latter lied and told Cloud he's worked at the Gold Saucer for years, which Cloud chalks up to Dio never remembering who his employees are. On the other hand, he's relieved that he hired his guards for cheap when he finds them dead, and cracks a joke at their expense a few seconds later.
153	* CantTakeCriticism: His response to Cloud having complaints about the Gold Saucer? [[DisproportionateRetribution Siccing giant security robots on him, Aerith, and Cait Sith]]. To his credit, though, [[MistakenForMurderer he thinks they're the ones who killed his guards]].
154	* CorruptCorporateExecutive: He's the manager of the most prestigious amusement park on the Planet, which he runs by scamming customers into exchanging actual currency for otherwise useless, non-refundable "Gold Points". On top of that, he spends all the gil he gets on a luxurious mansion, got his security for cheap by sucking up to Shinra, and seems more concerned with Cloud's [[CantTakeCriticism complaints about his management]] than their supposed murder of his guards.
155	* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Exaggerated. He's a greedy extortionist who only hires the cheapest of help, and he tosses anyone who complains about it into Corel Prison. Not to mention, he never gives Cloud and company a chance to testify their innocence when he finds them in a room full of murdered guards. However, once the party wins the Chocobo race, Dio lets bygones be bygones by [[AndYourRewardIsClothes giving them a full pardon and a coupon for Gold Sauce]]...as well as his own personal [[CoolCar dune buggy]] and info on where Sephiroth went.
156	%%* TheScrooge:
157	* WalkingShirtlessScene: Dio's only form of clothing is a pair of speedos.
158	[[/folder]]
159
160	[[folder:Mr. Coates]]
161	[[quoteright:129:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ff7_coates.png]]
162	->'''Voiced by:''' Mike "[=1KidsEntertainment=]" Hecht
163
164	The head of Corel Prison's "Complaints Department" (i.e., a prison gang).
165	----
166	* EveryoneHasStandards: He's the leader of a prison gang, but that doesn't mean he can stomach his boss's cruelty. [[spoiler:He's also horrified when Dyne gets "taken care of" by killing himself, as he literally hoped the party would help him see reason and calm down.]]
167	* PunnyName: A dark example. Dyne forces him to wear the coats of his victims, sometimes [[ForcedToWatch making him watch as he guns them down]].
168	* SharpDressedMan: He's dressed in a snazzy Giuseppe suit. To his own immense displeasure, it's one of many coats that belong to Dyne's many victims.
169	* UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom: He accidentally creates a power vacuum in Corel Prison after helping Cloud's party figure out that his boss Dyne, not Barret, is responsible for the murders at Gold Saucer, which snowballs into Dyne's suicide.
170	[[/folder]]
171
172	[[folder:Ester]]
173	[[quoteright:96:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ff7_ester.png]]
174	->'''Voiced by:''' Sandra "[=DustyOldRoses=]" Espinoza
175
176	The manager of Gold Saucer's Chocobo racing circuit.
177	----
178	* BitCharacter: The most she does in the story is quickly turn Cloud into Gold Saucer's star Chocobo racer, which gets his party a CoolCar that gets them as far as Cosmo Canyon.
179	* MotorMouth: She speaks a mile a minute, fittingly for a Chocobo racing manager.
180	* SouthernBelle: She dresses and sounds the part.
181	[[/folder]]
182
183	[[folder:Mr. and Mrs. Fair]]
184	!!Mr. and Mrs. Fair
185	->'''Mr. Fair voiced by:''' Brock Baker\
186	'''Mrs. Fair voiced by:''' Creator/MarinMiller
187
188	An old couple who cheerfully inhabit the Mako-irradiated ruins of Gongaga Village. They are also the parents of Aerith's old boyfriend, Zack.
189	----
190	* BitchInSheepsClothing: They act like a pleasant, old couple, but they have no tact for the suffering going on around them.
191	* GetOut: Their only response after Cloud throws the news of Zack's death in their faces is to "Get the f**k out of our house."
192	* {{Hypocrite}}: They can dish out rude comments about the dead and grieving, yet their first response to the person who tells them about the death of a family member in an equally apathetic way is to kick them out.
193	* LackOfEmpathy: They share a laugh at the expense of a woman mourning the death of her young son, and they consider it a blessing that the Mako reactor failure "only" killed half the town. This bites back hard when Cloud--in an unempathetic moment of his own--figures they can handle the news of Zack's death.
194	* LaserGuidedKarma: They show NoSympathy for their grieving or dying townsfolk, only to get informed of their son's death in the most inconsiderate way possible.
195	* StepfordSmiler: Cloud is convinced they only crack jokes to mask their devastation of their ruined hometown.
196	[[/folder]]
197
198	[[folder:Bugenhagen]]
199	[[quoteright:107:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ff7_bugenhagen.png]]
200	->'''Voiced by:''' David "[=ShockDingo=]" Dixon
201
202	The elder of Cosmo Canyon, Red XIII's adoptive grandfather, and an implied hippie who is well-learned in the history of the Planet.
203	----
204	* AccidentalMisnaming: A frequent victim of this. Among the names Red's friends give him are "Boogabaga", "Bungabunga", and "Booga-baby".
205	* CoolOldGuy: He's nothing short of helpful and supportive towards the heroes.
206	%%* HippieTeacher:
207	* InterspeciesAdoption: Cloud is relieved that he's not Red's biological grandfather, though he wouldn't be surprised considering Red's sexual tendencies.
208	* LovableSexManiac: He doesn't mind Red's "experiments". According to him, everyone in Cosmo Canyon practices free love.
209	* MrExposition: He explains to the party what the Lifestream is, as well as what the stakes of Shinra's actions are.
210	* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: His role as an astronomer and general performance are styled after UsefulNotes/NeilDeGrasseTyson.
211	* NoodleIncident: He's at least familiar with Professor Hojo's name when Aerith brings it up. He refuses to go any further, saying it's "for the best".
212	* PoorCommunicationKills: [[spoiler:He says that he always meant to explain to Red his father's heroic last stand against the Gi tribe as soon as the battle was over. However, he and everyone in Cosmo Canyon got so caught up in the victory celebration that it simply slipped their minds, leaving Red to fester in hatred over his father's supposed cowardice.]]
213	* TheStoner: Just like everyone else who knows about the Lifestream.
214	* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: He compliments Aerith for her knowledge of the Lifestream, calling her a smart young woman, even though she's TheDitz in pretty much every other situation.
215	[[/folder]]
216
217	[[folder:Seto]]
218	->'''Voiced by:''' Curtis "[=Takahata101=]" Arnott
219
220	Red XIII's father.
221	----
222	* AndIMustScream: [[spoiler:He's actually still alive while petrified, though his muffled screams for help have fallen on deaf ears, and with everyone convinced he's dead, he likely won't be getting out any time soon.]]
223	* DirtyCoward: Red has this impression of him ever since he disappeared when the Gi tribe attacked Cosmo Canyon, giving him a pathological hatred of ParentalAbandonment. [[spoiler:Subverted when it's discovered he courageously stood his ground against the enemy and was turned to stone.]]
224	* TakenForGranite: [[spoiler:He was skewered by poison darts that turned his body to stone. Unlike the games, however, he's still alive.]]
225	* WalkingSpoiler: Not only does his role give away part of Red's CharacterDevelopment, but it also gives away one of the series' funniest twists.
226	[[/folder]]
227
228	!!Introduced in Season 3
229
230	[[folder:Shera]]
231	[[quoteright:135:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ff7_shera.png]]
232	->'''Voiced by:'''
233
234	Cid's personal assistant, whom he blames for ruining his dream of going to space, but still keeps around because of her "goddamn tea".
235	[[/folder]]
236
237	[[folder:Godo Kisaragi]]
238	[[quoteright:160:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ff7_godo.png]]
239	->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/SungWonCho
240
241	Yuffie's deadbeat father and lord of Wutai.

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