Line #54 Recap/SouthParkS6E16MyFutureSelfNMe


1	'''Original air date:''' 12/4/2002
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3	After finding a joint in the woods, Stan comes home to find a drugged-out drifter said to be his future self.
4	!!Examples:
5	* AnAesop: Teaching kids to be afraid of drugs is not the same as teaching them why they're bad, and trying to ScareEmStraight can have even worse long-term effects.
6	* AnArmAndALeg: Stan attempts to get his parents to confess the truth by announcing he's going to cut off his hand--saying his future self's hand would immediately disappear if this was all legit. Stan is, of course, faking it, but when he's looking away, Randy actually cuts off Future!Stan's hand.
7	* CassandraTruth: Cartman's future self really ''is'' his future self. Of course, nobody believes him by the time he shows up and it takes its toll.
8	* ChairReveal: When Stan and Butters go to an office that offers revenge on parents, the chair spins in this fashion to reveal Cartman as the one in charge.
9	* CharacterDevelopment: Disregarding "Two Guys In A Hot Tub" (which had a ResetButtonEnding), this is the first time Stan is teamed with Butters and bonds with him; his role as an apathetic bully towards him downplayed afterwards.
10	* CoincidentalBroadcast: Sharon changes from ''The Osbournes'' to the news just in time for a report about "a man from the future." Justified because this is part of the scam.
11	* CrazyEnoughToWork: Cartman's method for getting revenge on parents is to smear poop all over the walls. As Cartman runs out of Butter's house and his AbusiveParents come in, you fully expect them to start on him as they have many times before, grounding him and maybe even beating him. Instead they realize that because they didn't respect their son, he has lost respect for them and apologize to him for lying. They all hug in a room smeared with poop while Stan looks on slack-jawed at Cartman's success.
12	* DeconReconSwitch: The episode parodies the extreme and insane lengths parents will go to stop their kids from using drugs, but at the end, Randy learns his lesson and gives Stan an honest message about the negative consequences of using drugs, saying while drugs might not turn you into a terrorist, but they ''will'' mess you up and make you fine with being bored, when that time could be used to do constructive things.
13	* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: One of the actors tells the parents he will be working with that his backstory includes going to prison where he was "Sodomized...in the ass!"
14	* DidNotThinkThisThrough:
15	** The parents didn't think about how suspicious their kids would find their friends and classmates also having their future selves come back from the future.
16	** Cartman's future self apparently didn't think Cartman would immediately find it suspicious that his supposed older counterpart from the future would appear to tell him to keep his life on track ''after'' the parents of South Park got exposed for pulling a con on their kids with that exact concept. Naturally Cartman thinks this is a trick and decides to never change his ways, turning his future self from a thin, successful businessman to a fat, slovenly mechanic.
17	* DisproportionateRetribution: Mildly discussed. After Stan passes on the first very low key revenge scheme Cartman's next plan is outright killing Stan's parents. Stan understandably passes on this one and notes that it's incredibly overboard.
18	* DoubleEntendre: "Don't be so hard on yourself, Stan." "Yeah, Stan, why don't you go upstairs and play with yourself?"
19	* DrugsAreBad: Deconstructed as it shows that the extreme messages and outrageous claims associated with such messages will ultimately make kids distrustful of adults and ''more'' likely to use drugs.
20	* EthnicMenialLabor: ''Of course'' Cartman would use Hispanic (child) labor in his company.
21	* EvenEvilHasStandards: Cartman hates when parents lie because they should respect their kids and not lie.
22	* FiveSecondForeshadowing: When Stan is threatening to cut off his hand, at first, we can see a bit of his arm. Later in the scene, only his mitten and sleeve are visible, indicating that he pulled his hand back into his shirt and wasn't actually going to cut it off; as he reveals a few seconds later.
23	* {{Foreshadowing}}: The boys finding a discarded joint in the woods, which leads to the main plot.
24	* FutureLoser: Stan's "future self" is portrayed as this, though it turns out to be [[ScareEmStraight a ploy to scare Stan away from drugs]].
25	* HypocriticalHumor: When Sharon warns Stan about ''Series/TheOsbournes'' being a bad influence on him.
26	-->'''Stan:''' It's just a show! It doesn't have any fucking effect on me for fuck's sake!
27	* IgnoredEpiphany: At the end of the episode, Cartman starts to wonder if, amidst all this talk about the future, if maybe he should start thinking about his own and take it more seriously. Then he's greeted by a man that really ''is'' his future self who congratulates him for turning his life around. Cartman of course doesn't believe him and spitefully declares that he's never going to change, dooming him to future of poverty and obesity.
28	* InstantlyProvenWrong: After a failed attempt to get his parents to confess, Stan goes to Butters to run away from home since he believes their parents will never admit the deception. Only for Butters' parents to immediately confess after seeing their house smeared in poo and believing it to be their fault for deceiving their son. Naturally Stan is shocked at Cartman's success.
29	* KarmicTransformation: For those upset that Cartman would grow up to be fit and successful after being such a terrible person, it is a relief to watch him transform into an obese, miserable mechanic.
30	* LaserGuidedKarma: Cartman mocks Stan for supposedly being a FutureLoser, at the end he ends up becoming one after not taking the advice of his future self.
31	* MistakenForGay: When Butters reveals he is Professor Chaos, Stan thinks his friend is coming out to him. Butters is disappointed and wonders if his costume is too flamboyant.
32	* MyFutureSelfAndMe: The TropeNamer zig-zags it. Stan and Butters' future selves are just actors, but Cartman's future self really did travel back in time to meet his younger self.
33	* NeverMyFault: Randy can think of only one person to blame for all this: Motivation Corp.
34	* NoodleIncident: Cartman has carried out revenge for Clyde, Craig, and Kyle (which was a freebie).
35	* RageBreakingPoint: When Randy and Sharon attempt yet again to lie to Stan after they walk in on him with Butters and his future self, Stan finally snaps and tells them that he already knows about Motivation Corp and has been trying to get them to admit they lied to him about the whole "future self" thing.
36	* RealAfterAll: At the end of the episode, Cartman announces that he actually learned a lesson from all of this and vows to turn his life around, become nicer, lose weight, etc. He is then approached by a man in a nice suit claiming to be ''his'' future self, who congratulates Cartman on his choice, since he considers it to be the defining moment of his life and what led him to become the rich and successful owner of a time travel business. Cartman assumes that this is just another actor, and spitefully declares that just because this asshole tried to trick him, he's now going to live his life even worse than before. After he walks away, the future Cartman morphs into a fat mechanic, who curses the fact that he just unintentionally screwed himself over.
37	-->'''Future Cartman:''' [[CharacterCatchphrase AH, GOD DAMMIT!]]
38	* SameClothesDifferentYear: Invoked with adult actors pretending to be the kids' future selves, right down to the similar clothing.
39	* ScareEmStraight: The purpose of the future selves is to frighten children into never doing drugs by showing them then and there how badly they'll turn out if they do.
40	* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: Gender Inverted with Sharon's reaction to Stan pretending to chop off his hand, where her scream has a low masculine pitch to it.
41	* ShoutOut: The method of how the kids' "future selves" arrive in the present parodies ''Film/TheTerminator''.
42	* TakeThat:
43	** At the extreme methods the media and most parents use to get kids not to take drugs, the idea of which came from Creator/TreyParkerAndMattStone watching an anti-drug PSA that connected drugs to terrorism. In particular, the "Harmless?" campaign that was frequently airing at the time the episode aired.
44	** At Series/{{Becker}} which Butters' future self loves, but Butters himself calls it "so stupid."
45	* ToiletHumour: How do you get revenge on your parents? There's only one way - smear poop all over the walls. Cartman even has poop swatches.
46	* ThrowTheDogABone: Just as they're about to reprimand Butters for what was done to their house, Linda and Stephen realize this is their fault and apologize to him.
47	* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: A man's hand is cut off and blood sprays everywhere, but Stan and his parents are rather nonchalant about it.
48	* WhatTheHellHero: Stan gives one to his parents, telling them that if they keep lying to him to stop him from using drugs, he might never be able to trust them again.
49	* WhamLine: Stan finds out something's not right when Butters brings up his future self.
50	--> '''Butters:''' I hate having my future self around, too.
51	* YouDidntAsk: Apparently the reason Butters neglected to mention to anyone ''his'' future self had been living with him for four months.
52	* YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe: Twice:
53	** First, when Butters fails to realize the scam even after witnessing the plot in person. The look on Stan's face is priceless and he has to explain it very clearly before Butters gets it.

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