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1	->''Once, to halt a rival gang's grab at the prostitution profits of a slum district, Yoshida's boss ordered him to kidnap one of the gang's leaders and somehow terrorize the gang. He left the technique to the imagination of Yoshida. The kidnap occurred, and a series of notes told the rival gang where they could find their leader. They rushed from place to place. They found an arm, a leg, the other arm, the other leg, finally stumbling on the screaming, dying hulk of their commander. As a joke, Yoshida left it to the leader's own men to grant him the [[MercyKill mercy of death]].''
2	-->-- ''[[Literature/TheExecutioner Stony Man Doctrine]]''
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5	->''Buzz, will you get up here and give me a hand? [[[BlackComedy Buzz throws his arm into frame from off-screen]]] Haha, that's very funny, Buzz--[[SuddenlyShouting THIS IS SERIOUS!!]]''
6	-->-- '''Woody''', ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory1''
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8	->''"Young man, young man, you must understand! The government wants you to vote, okay? They gonna tell you 'the future is in your hands.' Well, '''we''' now the future! So we take your hands! No more hands, no more voting!"''
9	-->-- '''[[TheHeavy Captain Poison]]''', ''Film/BloodDiamond''
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11	->''"That there, is Cundalini. And Cundalini wants his hand back!"''
12	-->-- '''Toecutter''', ''Film/MadMax1''
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14	->''"HOLY FUCK!!! My leg's off my body!"''
15	-->-- '''Petey''', ''[[Recap/AdamSandlerS3E7ThePsychoticLegendOfUncleDonnie The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie]]''
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17	->''"He's been [[{{Pun}} disarmed]]!"''
18	-->-- '''Vegeta''', ''Anime/DragonBallZKai''
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20	->'''Gabbar Singh''': There’s still a lot of life with your arms. Tie him up! (''Thakur gets tied up while a henchman hands his sword to Gabbar.'') [[FateWorseThanDeath I’m not going to kill you now. After I’m through with you, the world will spit at you.]] Those arms are full of life! His arms are strong enough to pull down a running horse! Your arms are full of life. Do you remember what you once told me? They aren’t arms, they’re a noose. And here you are! The noose has been destroyed! It has been ripped open! [[AxCrazy Arms are full of life, aren’t they?! These arms… give them to me, Thakur.]]\
21	''' Thakur Baldev Singh''': (''Thakur looks terrified'') [[OhCrap No!]]\
22	'''Gabbar''': (''nods crazily'') Give me… '''YOUR ARMS, THAKUR!!!'''\
23	''' Thakur''': '''[[BigNo NOOO!!!]]''' (''Gabbar screams simultaneously as he chops Thakur’s arms off.'')
24	-->-- ''Film/{{Sholay}}''
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26	->''"MY ARMS! OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD! '''MYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSS!''' DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW VALUABLE MY ARMS ARE?! I'M THE GRAND COUTURIER!"''
27	-->-- '''[[spoiler:Nui Harime]]''', ''Anime/KillLaKill''
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29	->''"MY HAND! MY HAND, MY HAND!"''
30	-->-- '''Oberon''', as his hand is cut off by Kirito when he turns the confrontation in his favor in the second to last episode of the first season of ''Literature/SwordArtOnline''
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32	->''You hadn't an arm, you hadn't a leg,\
33	Hurroo Hurroo\
34	You hadn't an arm, you hadn't a leg,\
35	Hurroo Hurroo\
36	You hadn't an arm, you hadn't a leg\
37	You're a spinless, boneless, chickenless egg\
38	You'll have to be put with the bowl to beg''
39	-->-- "Johnny, I Hardly Knew Ya"
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41	->'''Panchi:''' On a scale of one to ten, how attached are you to this arm?\
42	'''[[StarterVillain Martial Ape]]:''' [[OhCrap Ten! Ten!!!]]\
43	'''Panchi:''' [Rips Ape's arm off] Not anymore.
44	-->-- ''WebAnimation/FistMaster'' (original version)
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46	->''"Let us shake bones together!—an arm and a leg!—an arm that never can shrink, d'ye see; and a leg that never can run."''
47	-->-- '''Captain Ahab''', ''Literature/MobyDick''
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49	->Sergeant Jordy Rowlands was in the process of removing the charge when it exploded in his hand. When the smoke cleared Rowlands was looking at the stump of his wrist with his right hand ten yards away on the ground. There was a {{stunned silence}}, and then he said, "[[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Well, I'll be]] [[PrecisionFStrike fooked]]." Apart from initial shock, he was OK, but [[CareerEndingInjury for him the war finished on Salisbury plain]]. The severed hand was buried where it fell by Busty Roberts. As he dug a small hole, Driver Watts said, "[[BlackComedy You gonna shake hands before you bury it]]?" Busty's reply was never recorded.
50	-->-- ''Literature/AdolfHitlerMyPartInHisDownfall''
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52	->'''Shelley:''' Please... if you let me walk out of here, I won't tell them anything. I promise!
53	->'''Dr Arden:''' I'm afraid that's quite impossible. You were a very naughty girl last night. You tried to fly away, so I had to clip your wings. But not to worry: [[MadDoctor my surgical training was impeccable]]...
54	-->-- ''Series/AmericanHorrorStoryAsylum''
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56	->''"She's history! I know what to do, I've read the comics! Total... bodily... dismemberment!"''
57	-->-- '''Uncle Les''', ''Film/BrainDead''
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59	->''"Just 'cause I only got one hand don't mean you can take me, bitch. I'll go all [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Jaime]] [[Series/GameOfThrones Lannister]] on your ass."''
60	-->-- '''[[AssholeVictim Pruitt]]''', ''Literature/SqueezeMe''
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62	->''"I've made a bargain with the Baron. The Harkonnens have my wife, Wanna. They take her apart like a doll."''
63	-->-- '''Dr. Wellington Yueh''', ''Film/Dune2021''
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65	->''"Perhaps in your visits, you met Heiji Shindo? Perhaps [[WouldHitAGirl he laid a hand on you]]. If it was his right hand, consider yourself avenged."''
66	-->-- '''[[MasterSwordswoman Mizu]]''', ''WesternAnimation/BlueEyeSamurai'', "Peculiarities"
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