| 1 | ->''Some people have no kidneys, some people have no eyes,\ |
| 2 | And others have no kneecaps, nor calves nor shins nor thighs.\ |
| 3 | It's not a disadvantage on Esther Rantzen's show;\ |
| 4 | The more things you have missing, the higher her ratings go!'' |
| 5 | -->--'''Creator/VictorLewisSmith,''' on ''Series/ThatsLife'' |
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