Line #23 Quotes/EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor


1	[[foldercontrol]]
2
3	[[folder:"No Sense of Humor" Type]]
4	->''"The Borg: party-poopers of the galaxy."''
5	-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS4E23One One]]"
6
7	->[[TortureTechnician The assistant]] grinned. "Why, you might even say, [[Characters/NewGodsDarkseid Dread Lord]], that the [[EnemyWithout Satan Girl]] was ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}'s dark--"\
8	The master whirled and swiftly pierced the other's gut with the spear he was holding. The Spear of Destiny.\
9	Desaad clutched at the shaft transfixing his midsection in agony. [Darkseid] shot forth beams from his eyes which reduced him to his primal atoms. Later, he would reassemble them, and trust that Desaad would learn by that not to make jokes using his name.
10	-->-- ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy''
11
12	->'''Llewelyn:''' ''[about Anton Chigurh]'' What's this guy s'posed to be: the ultimate badass?\
13	'''Carson:''' That's not how I'd describe him.\
14	'''Llewelyn:''' Well, how would you describe him?\
15	'''Carson:''' ''[considers]'' I'd say he doesn't have a sense of humor.
16	-->-- ''Literature/NoCountryForOldMen''
17	[[/folder]]
18
19	[[folder:"Sick Sense of Humor" Type]]
20	->''"Nothing is more indicative of men's characters than what they find laughable."''
21	-->-- '''Creator/JohannWolfgangVonGoethe'''
22
23	->''"Oops! Looks like I've [[TotallyRadical spilled the tea]], as you kids say! "''
24	-->-- '''King Andrias''' after revealing that [[spoiler:Marcy purposefully stranded her and her friends in Amphibia]], ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}'', "[[Recap/AmphibiaS2E36TrueColors True Colors]]"
25
26	->'''King Andrias:''' ''[after explaining his EvilPlan]'' And if ''anyone'' resists... give them a stern talking-to.\
27	'''Lady Olivia:''' Oh.\
28	'''General Yunan:''' Not too bad.\
29	'''King Andrias:''' Just kidding. '''Terminate''' them!
30	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}'', "[[Recap/AmphibiaS3E13OliviaAndYunan Olivia & Yunan]]"
31
32	->''"Oops! Looks like he's disarmed. Get it: DIS-ARMED!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"''
33	-->-- '''Darcy''' on '''Grime''' losing an arm to save Sasha, ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}'', "[[Recap/AmphibiaS3E30AllIn All In]]"
34
35	->''"'Fun' isn't something one considers when [[GalacticConqueror balancing the universe]]. But this... ''does'' put a smile on my face."''
36	-->-- '''Thanos''', ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar'' ([[MissingTrailerScene trailer]])
37
38	->'''Calvin:''' Do you think [[ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight monsters are under the bed]] tonight?\
39	'''Hobbes:''' I don't know. How can you tell without looking?\
40	'''Calvin:''' One way is to tell a story about a little kid getting mauled and eaten alive.\
41	'''Hobbes:''' How does ''that'' tell you if you have monsters?\
42	'''Calvin:''' Sometimes they laugh.
43	-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
44
45	->''"And I thought ''my'' jokes were bad."''
46	-->-- '''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
47
48	->'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' Hey Kakarot! What is the opposite of Creator/ChristopherWalken?\
49	'''Goku:''' What?\
50	'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' [[Creator/ChristopherReeve CHRISTOPHER REEVE]]! ''[crushes Goku's legs]''\
51	'''Goku:''' AAAGHHH! ''[moans in pain]'' [[DudeNotFunny That was in terrible taste]]!\
52	'''Oozaru!Vegeta:''' Don't care! ''[[CardCarryingVillain Evil]]!''
53	-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
54
55	->''"How many Namekians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race! One to screw in the lightbulb, and the rest to ''die!'' [[EverybodyDiesEnding And then the other one dies too.]]"''
56	-->-- '''Freeza''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
57
58	->'''Freeza:''' Oh what's wrong, monkey? Come on now, give me something funny.\
59	'''Goku:''' ''[with barely contained fury]'' You... killed my best friend! ''[continues trembling in anger]''\
60	'''Freeza:''' Ha! That is pretty funny. Hilarious, actually.
61	-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
62
63	->''[As one, every dead body in Atlantis screams, before abruptly falling silent]''\
64	'''Proteus:''' Ha ha! Just kiddin'! You should see the look on your faces... Welcome tae my kingdom! Do you like what I've done with the place? [[DeadGuyOnDisplay The previous owner]] let the place get a bit musty. I figured it was high time to air it out a bit. Mm, tough crowd. Did [[PluckyComicRelief Morph]] have this much trouble gettin' a laugh outta ye? After all, [[GrandTheftMe it's his sense of humor I'm trying on for size]]...\
65	'''Blink:''' [[TranquilFury Morph was a decent man. Don't even pretend you have a shred of him still in you]].
66	-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Exiles}} #83: World Tour -- Heroes Reborn: Conclusion''
67
68	->''"I find everyone's pain funny but my own. I am {{French\|Jerk}}."''
69	-->-- '''[=LeFrog=]''', ''WesternAnimation/FlushedAway''.
70
71	->'''Steven Haines:''' Let me tell you something, that guy [Devin Weston] gets more tail than a... than a Tail Catcher! ''[laughs at his own joke]''\
72	'''Trevor Phillips:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I'll have to fuckin' remember that line]].
73	-->-- ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''
74
75	->''"Pain is hilarious!"''
76	-->-- '''Bill Cipher''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''
77
78	->''"Why, I haven't been this entertained since [[TheGreatDepression the Stock Market Crash of 1929]]! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! So many orphans."''
79	-->-- '''Alastor''', ''WebAnimation/HazbinHotel''
80
81	->'''Darth Vader:''' Be careful not to ''[[PsychicStrangle choke]]'' on your aspirations, Director.\
82	'''Krennic:''' ''[wheezing]'' ...Dad jokes? [[LamePunReaction Really?]]
83	-->-- ''WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded''
84
85	->''"The suffering of others is the most amusing thing there is."''
86	-->-- '''King [=DeDeDe=]''', ''Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa''.
87
88	->'''Leonard Moonstone:''' Just have some decency and go.\
89	'''Lord Cornwall:''' [[BlatantLies Oh, we're all about the decency]].\
90	''[he shapeshifts into Eddie, naked, covered in blood, with a knife through the head]''\
91	'''Regan Moonstone:''' Shit...\
92	'''Lord Cornwall:''' What's the matter? I thought Diane might be comforted by seeing Eddie again. Is it still too soon?
93	-->-- ''ComicBook/TheMagicOrder''
94
95	->'''Dodger:''' Roscoe, Roscoe, is this us losing our sense of humor?\
96	'''Roscoe:''' Nah, I ain't lost my sense of humor. ''[kicks a television at the wall, breaking a few things and sending sparks flying]'' See? I find that funny! ''[chuckles maliciously]''
97	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/OliverAndCompany''
98
99	->The most terrifying thing about [[OurOgresAreHungrier ogrekind]] is their malignant sense of humor. What men call horror launches ogres into fits of oafish laughter. The look of anguish on a dwarf ’s face as his limbs are torn off, and the horrid sounds he makes, elicit wild guffaws from nearby ogres, and more than one no doubt mocks the poor victim, imitating his pained grunts with drooling glee. The sight of an elf with his back broken and his torso bent to force the back of his head to touch the small of his back is high comedy to an ogre.''
100	-->-- ''TabletopGame/{{Pathfinder}} Chronicles: Classic Monsters Revisited''
101
102	->''"All you megalomaniacs have such a ''weird'' sense of humor!"''
103	-->-- '''Spider-Man''' to the '''Green Goblin''', ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManTheAnimatedSeries''
104
105	->''"Huh... you've lost weight."''
106	-->-- '''Utrom Shredder/Ch'rell''' to '''Baxter Stockman''', who had been reduced to being a literal ''brain in a jar'', ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003''
107
108	->''"[[ICallItVera Lucille]] is thirsty. She's a vampire bat! ''[chuckles... but no one laughs]'' [[LampshadeHanging What, was the joke bad]]?"''
109	-->-- '''[[BigBad Negan]]''' after murdering Abraham and Glenn, ''Series/TheWalkingDead2010''
110
111	-> ''Now, was that so hard? [[ComplexityAddiction You humans make things]] ''[[ComplexityAddiction soooo]]'' [[ComplexityAddiction hard for yourselves]]!'' ''([[EvilLaugh Laughs and slaps his knee]])''
112	-->-- '''King Andrias''' after [[spoiler:'''[[TheDragon Marcy]]''', reveals she purposefully stranded herself and her friends in Amphibia]], ''Fanfic/AMothToAFlame''.
113	[[/folder]]
114
115

Context Quotes / EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor