Line #17 Quotes/ZanyScheme


1	->''"Well, ignoring the highly suspect part where Fighter can block ethereal energy... and the more suspect where you have to cast every spell at once... and the grossly suspect part where I have to dodge explosions while I'm '''in''' them... There's the '''most''' suspect part where Black Mage can hit where he wants to."''
2	-->-- '''Thief''', ''Webcomic/{{Eight Bit Theater}}''
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4	->''"[[CatchPhrase I have a cunning plan that cannot possibly fail.]]"''
5	-->-- '''[[BumblingSidekick Bald]][[TheDitz rick]]''', ''Series/{{BlackAdder}}''
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7	-> '''Jayne''': This gonna work?\
8	'''Mal''': [[BlatantLies You ever known one of my plans not to?]]\
9	''[{{beat}}]''\
10	'''Jayne''': You seriously want me to answer that?
11	-->-- ''{{Fanfic/Forward}}'', ''Adrift'' chapter 7: "[[BigDamnHeroes What Does That Make Us?]]"
12
13	->''"Oh good, '''a plan'''."''
14	-->-- '''[[OnlySaneMan Dave Nelson]]''', ''{{Series/NewsRadio}}''
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16	->'''Mung:''' HOORAY for crazy schemes!
17	->'''Chowder:''' HOORAY!
18	-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}'', "The Flibber-Flabber Diet"
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20	->''"[[NumberTwo Wes]]... they're doing it to me [[HereWeGoAgain again]]..."''
21	-->-- '''Wedge Antilles''' realizes that [[Literature/XWingSeries Wraith Squadron]] is going OffTheRails again
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23	->'''Mike:''' Look, I think I have a plan here. Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.\
24	'''Sulley:''' ''[[DeadpanSnarker Spoons.]]''\
25	'''Mike:''' ''(beat)'' That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot-air balloon, too expensive. Giant slingshot, too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse, too Greek.
26	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc1''
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28	->'''Cora''': You and your plans! Another World's Fair? Another Peer Gynt Festival? Why can't you think of a plan that will work?\
29	'''Schub''': This one will: it's unethical.\
30	'''Cooley''': Highly.\
31	'''Cora''' ''(suddenly singing ACappella)'': I didn't hear it! Don't tell me! ''(She speaks sharply)'' But do it! Now: how much is it going to cost?\
32	'''Schub''': Nothing.\
33	'''Cora''': I love it.
34	-->-- ''Theatre/AnyoneCanWhistle''
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36	->'''[[ConMan Tom]]'''[[note]] They're trying to find a way to pay off their friend Eddie's gambling debt [[/note]] : Listen to this one: You open a company called the "[[IntentionallyAwkwardTitle Arse-Tickler's Faggots Fan Club]]".\
37	'''[[ChefOfIron Soap]]''': [[FlatWhat You what]]?\
38	'''Tom''': You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-penetrating dildos. You sell it with, I dunno, "does what no other dildo can until now", "the latest and greatest in sexual technology", "guaranteed results or your money back", all that bollocks. Now, these dils cost twenty-five quid a prop. That's a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. But they send their checks to the other company name- nothing offensive, er, "[[ImmediateSelfContradiction Bobby's Bits]]" or something- for twenty-five quid. You take that twenty-five quid, you stick it in the bank until it clears. Now, ''this is the smart bit''. You send back the check for twenty-five pounds from the other company name, "Arse-Tickler's Faggots Fan Club", saying, "We're sorry, we couldn't get the supplies from America because they ran out of stock". Now, you see how many people cash that check: ''not a single soul'', because who wants their bank manager to know [[CovertPervert they tickle arse when they're not cashing checks]]?\
39	'''[[HonestJohnsDealership Bacon]]''': So, how long do you have to wait until you see a return?\
40	'''Tom''': Probably no more than four weeks.\
41	'''Bacon''': ''A month''?! [[DeconstructedTrope So what fucking good is that if we need it in six- no, five days]]?!\
42	'''Tom''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, it's still a good idea]].
43	-->-- ''Film/LockStockAndTwoSmokingBarrels''

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