Line #12 Quotes/Arthur


1	->'''Arthur:''' Pal, Are you feeling better?
2	->'''Vet:''' He is still quite queasy. He ate a lot of things a dog should not eat. What did he eat yesterday?
3	->'''Arthur:''' Well, some pancakes, some fruity gummy Halloween candy, then he swallowed a chilli dog. ''(Sheepishly)'' Whole.
4	->'''Vet:''' Well, read this book. It's about what dogs should eat to stay healthy! Maybe someday you should have a stomach check too.
5	->''[Scene changes to Arthur's house]''
6	->'''Jane:''' Well, look who's back!
7	->'''Arthur:''' I am sorry that I blamed you for making my dog sick. It's not your fault!
8	->'''DW:''' What do you mean?
9	->'''Arthur:''' Dogs' stomachs are different than ours.
10	-->--From ''Sick as a Dog''.
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12	->'''Mr. Ratburn:''' ''[In hoarse voice]'' Uh... Mr. Haney... I...\
13	'''Mr. Haney:''' What is it, man? Speak up!\
14	'''Mr. Ratburn:''' I- I can't do the... class... I...\
15	'''Mr. Haney:''' ''[notices Buster, Brain, and another student at the window; he slams it shut and shoos the kids away]'' Now. What did you say?\
16	''[Mr. Ratburn points to his throat]''\
17	'''Mr. Haney:''' Ratburn, I hate to tell you this, but I think you are losing your voice.\
18	''[Mr. Ratburn nods and coughs]''\
19	'''Mr. Haney:''' Whatever you wanted to tell me will just have to wait until you're feeling better.\
20	''[Scene changes to Ratburn's classroom as Mr. Haney leads the kids back in from recess]''\
21	'''Mr. Haney:''' Children, I have some bad news.\
22	'''Buster:''' ''[whispering to Arthur]'' He's gonna say we have to go to school all summer, I know it!\
23	'''Mr. Haney:''' Mr. Ratburn is ill, and will be out for the rest of the week. ''[he leaves the room and closes the door after him; the entire class begins cheering until Mr. Haney opens the door again and gives them a DisapprovingLook, causing them to try to look innocent]'' You may ''use'' this time to do homework while I arrange for a substitute teacher.
24	-->--From ''Arthur's Substitute Teacher Trouble''.
25
26	->'''Arthur:''' Oh great! Now I get to write a really fun report about visiting my Grandma! "I went to my Grandma's. She's nice. The end." I'm doomed!
27
28	->'''D.W:''' Arthur, you know I'd do anything for you. For money.
29	-->--From ''Arthur's Pet Business''.
30
31	->'''D.W:''' How do you get square balloons?
32	->'''Sales Associate:''' Blow square breaths.
33	-->--From ''Arthur's Birthday''.
34
35	->'''Arthur:''' You did plenty of great stuff, D.W.
36	->'''D.W.:''' Yeah? Like what?
37	->'''Arthur:''' Like... you fooled the tooth fairy and got money! And besides that, you taught us all about fire drills! And you got to go to the hospital and get stitches!
38	->'''D.W.:''' These are the golden memories of my childhood? A buck, a fire drill and a fat lip?
39	-->--From ''D.W.'s Perfect Wish''.
40
41	->'''Elwood City News Anchor:''' In local news, a parents' group chased a series of children's books off the shelves of the public library today. Julie?
42	->'''Julie:''' PAWS - P-A-W-S, that's ''Parents Against Weird Stories'' - say that scary stories are bad for kids. We tried to reach E.A. Depoe, the writer of the books, for comment, with no success!
43	-->--From ''The Scare Your Pants Off Club''
44
45	->'''Buster:''' Man! Hey, Brain, Arthur was on TV last night with Bionic Bunny.
46	->'''Brain:''' That's funny. I don't remember seeing that on the news.
47	->'''Arthur:''' It wasn't on the news, Brain. It was on the "Celebrities at Sea" network.
48	->'''Muffy:''' That's on satellite TV.
49	->'''Brain:''' Oh.
50	->'''Arthur:''' Don't you have satellite TV?
51	->'''Brain:''' Well...no. We...
52	->'''Arthur:''' Muffy does. Maybe she'll even invite you over sometime.
53	-->--From ''Arthur Goes Crosswire''.
54
55	->'''Prunella:''' Hi. What are you doing?
56	->'''Arthur:''' We're making up the pledge for our new club.
57	->'''Prunella:''' Really?
58	->'''Jenna:''' Cool!
59	->'''Arthur:''' The Wilbur Rabbit Society.
60	->'''Jenna:''' Can we join? We love Bionic Bunny.
61	->'''Muffy:''' His name is Wilbur. He only plays Bionic Bunny on TV. Everybody knows that.
62	->'''Arthur:''' And besides, the club is for friends only. That means only people who actually ''know'' Wilbur can join.
63	-->--From ''Arthur Goes Crosswire''.
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65	->'''Brain:''' Hey, Arthur, you dropped a book. Aren't you gonna pick it up?
66	->'''Muffy:''' Ahem!
67	->'''Arthur:''' It's just a book. It can be replaced. I can't be bothered with every little thing. Besides, it's all dirty now. Vomitrocious!
68	->'''Binky:''' Did you see that?
69	->'''Brain:''' Arthur loves books. What's the matter with him?
70	->''[Scene changes to Arthur's house]''
71	->'''Brain:''' Hey, Arthur, wait up!
72	->'''Binky:''' Arthur, you d... Oh. Em...
73	->'''Arthur:''' Of course you can have my autograph. (He signs the book he dropped and gives it back to Binky.) Sorry, I have to go now. No more autographs.
74	-->--From ''Arthur Goes Crosswire''.
75
76	->'''D.W.:''' Oh, everyone thinks that my brother stinks / Like a piece of yellow cheese / But me, I say / that he's okay / as long as there's a breeze.
77	-->--From ''Arthur and the Crunch Cereal Contest''.
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79	->'''Arthur:''' I'VE GOT THE ENTRY FORM! I'VE EATEN FIFTEEN BOXES OF CRUNCH! AND THIS IS '''MY JINGLE'''! SO WE'RE GONNA PLAY IT '''MY WAY'''! Any questions?!
80	-->--From ''Arthur and the Crunch Cereal Contest''.
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82	->'''Arthur:''' Where's everyone going?! We'll come up with a tune! That's what you're here for!
83	->'''Buster:''' Come on, Arthur. I'll buy you a milkshake.
84	->'''Arthur:''' No thanks! I have work to do!
85	->'''Buster:''' Maybe you should give it a rest for a while.
86	->'''Arthur:''' Did Mozart give it a rest?! Did the guy who wrote, "Ring Around the Rosie" give it a rest?! '''I DON'T THINK SO, BUSTER!!!'''
87	-->--From ''Arthur and the Crunch Cereal Contest''.
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89	->''''Buster:''' I’ve got one. Will I get an "A" on the geography test?
90	->'''Kids:''' (laugh)
91	->'''Arthur:''' You never get "A"'s, Buster.
92	-->--From ''Misfortune Teller''.
93
94	->'''Prunella:''' I bet Muffy stole it! She envied my powers! I hate you, Muffy! Muffy, I think you're...
95	->'''Mrs. Deegan:''' Did you want this, Pruny? I found it in your pants in the wash.
96	->''[Mrs. Deegan comes out holding a ruined cootie catcher.]''
97	->'''Prunella:''' Oops. Sorry.
98	-->--From ''Misfortune Teller''.
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100	->'''Arthur:''' I had to get new pants yesterday, husky pants.
101	->'''Buster:''' Oh.
102	->'''Arthur:''' You don't seem surprised.
103	->'''Buster:''' Well you're definitely not fat, but you are out of breath, and there has been more of you lately.
104	-->--From ''Arthur Weighs In''.
105
106	->'''Muffy:''' Dues are a dollar for us... and two dollars for you, Buster!
107	->'''Buster:''' Why is it more for me?
108	->'''Francine:''' Because you eat like a pig.
109	-->--From ''My Club Rules''.
110
111	->'''Brain:''' Ah! Paramecium! You're not having fun, are you?
112	->'''Binky:''' No.
113	->'''Brain:''' Then you can't be in my club! You have to have fun to be in this club! It's the fun club!!
114	-->--From ''My Club Rules''.
115
116	->'''Francine:''' Salt and pepper peas and carrots.
117	->'''Muffy:''' Go away!
118	->'''Francine:''' Why?
119	->'''Muffy:''' You didn't show up yesterday! The rules are, members must show up every day!
120	->'''Francine:''' I was sick!
121	->'''Muffy:''' Rules are rules! You're out! Get off my property or I'm calling the police!
122	-->--From ''My Club Rules''.
123
124	->'''Muffy:''' Whoa, now let me get this straight. You want me to eat food cooked last night, that other people touched, that got cold and then was cooked again?\
125	'''Mrs. Frensky:''' Sure, kiddo. It's called leftovers.\
126	'''Muffy:''' I call it vomitrocious.
127	-->--From ''Poor Muffy''.
128
129	->'''Mrs. Armstrong:''' Honey, are you having a bad dream?\
130	'''Sue Ellen:''' No. A bad reality.
131	-->--From ''Sue Ellen and the Brainasaurus''.

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