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| 16 | ->''"Good news for people who love bad news..."'' |
| 17 | -->-- Music/ModestMouse, "Bury Me with It" |
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| 19 | Often used as a {{Comedy Trope|s}} wherein a character relays two pieces of news to another, often using the {{Stock Phrase}}s "I have some good news and some bad news", "The good news is...", and "The bad news is..." The humour typically comes from the sharp contrast between the good news and the bad news, or from each character's perceptions of 'good' and 'bad'. |
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| 21 | Several permutations of this joke exist. For instance: |
| 22 | * '''Not So Good News After All:''' The simplest permutation. The teller relays some Good News, but then relays some Bad News that completely invalidates anything good about the Good News. |
| 23 | -->'''Doctor:''' The good news is that you don't have colon cancer after all. The bad news is that it's brain cancer instead. |
| 24 | * '''Bad News, More News:''' The Bad News is ''so'' bad that anything else is just some extra information on it — if your friend is dead, you don't feel any better when you're told who did it. |
| 25 | -->'''Doctor:''' The bad news is, you have brain cancer and only one year to live. The good news is, you may live a few years longer with chemo. |
| 26 | * '''BadNewsIrrelevantNews:''' The next step up. The teller relays some terrible, shocking, catastrophic Bad News first, and then it is revealed that the Good News is little more than a BreathlessNonSequitur that has nothing to do with the Bad News — like you just found a nickel. See the individual page for examples. |
| 27 | -->'''Doctor:''' The bad news is you will die in 24 hours. The good news is that I won't be missing my golf appointment tomorrow. |
| 28 | * '''There Is No Good News:''' The teller was flat-out lying, and has no good news of any context whatsoever to relate. |
| 29 | -->'''Doctor:''' The bad news is, you have brain cancer. The good news is... yeah, I was hoping to make something up to make this terrible situation seem better. |
| 30 | * '''Reading Between the Good News:''' The teller relays the Good News, which, given the context and identity of the teller, gives away what the Bad News is going to be. |
| 31 | -->'''Doctor:''' The good news is, they're naming a disease after you! |
| 32 | * '''Both News Are the Same:''' A variation of the above, where the bad news is the same as the good news, word for word (but the emphasis may change). It's up to the recipient (and audience) to tell the pros and cons of said news. |
| 33 | -->'''Doctor:''' The good news is, your mother is no longer in pain. The bad news is, your mother is ''no longer in pain.'' |
| 34 | * '''"That ''Was'' The Good News.":''' The teller relays some terrible, shocking, catastrophic news, which the receiver can only assume is the Bad News. So, still reeling from this horrible revelation, they weakly ask what the Good News is. But, as it turns out, that ''was'' the Good News, because the ''real'' Bad News is unimaginably worse. |
| 35 | -->'''Doctor:''' I have some good news and some bad news. The tests showed that you have 24 hours to live.\ |
| 36 | '''Patient:''' What's the good news?\ |
| 37 | '''Doctor:''' That ''was'' the good news. The bad news is that I forgot to call you yesterday! |
| 38 | * '''"So What's the Bad News?":''' The inverse of the above "That ''was'' the good news" version. After the teller relays what he believes is the "bad" news, the hearer interprets it as the "good" news, either for comical purposes, or because the "bad" news is what they wanted all along. |
| 39 | -->'''Doctor:''': I have some good news and some bad news. You have the flu and will have to take a week off work.\ |
| 40 | '''Patient''': ''(who hates his job)'' So, what's the bad news? |
| 41 | |
| 42 | If the situation [[FromBadToWorse gets worse,]] it quickly becomes '''Bad News, Worse News'''. |
| 43 | |
| 44 | If it's all bad news, but presented as though it were good news, then it's BadNewsInAGoodWay. |
| 45 | |
| 46 | A SubTrope of BearerOfBadNews, BreakingBadNewsGently. |
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| 48 | !!Examples: |
| 49 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 50 | |
| 51 | [[folder:Anime & Manga]] |
| 52 | * Gennai in ''Anime/DigimonAdventure'' does this to the Chosen Children; the good news is that there's an eighth child, whose Digimon can help the kids defeat Myotismon. The bad news? Myotismon knows about this Eighth Child and is going to Earth to kill [[spoiler:her]]! |
| 53 | * ''Anime/DragonBallZKai'' |
| 54 | -->'''Freeza:''' There's good news and there's bad. "Good" in that I intend on seeing to it you last a bit longer. The flipside? You'll spend what time you have left in excruciating pain. |
| 55 | * In Chapter 102 of ''Manga/MonthlyGirlsNozakiKun'', Seo is trying to figure out how to reveal to Wakamatsu that she's [[LovesMyAlterEgo Lorelei]]. She asked him if he would like a big secret revealed to him, and he said he'd prefer to hear both good and bad news at the same time. In the next panel (talking to Nozaki and Sakura, not Waka), Seo's holding two signs: "Lorelei was me" and "Taguchi-sensei's getting married!!", which has nothing to do with either of them. When Sakura and Nozaki point this out, Seo switches the one about Taguchi for one relevant to Waka: "Your shoelaces are broken". They're shocked that the one about the marriage was supposed to be the bad news, and wonder if Taguchi-sensei is okay. |
| 56 | * ''Anime/{{Pokemon 2000}}'': Jessie and Meowth are listing the results/consequences of helping the heroes, while James alternates between saying "That's good!" or "That's bad!" When Jessie ultimately says that they can just steal some money to make up for their lack of it, James finishes with "That's good... or is that bad?" |
| 57 | [[/folder]] |
| 58 | |
| 59 | [[folder:Asian Animation]] |
| 60 | * A spoof of the "Bad News, Worse News" variant is in the ''Animation/KingShakir'' episode "Parallel Universes", where Mr. Meerkat tells Canan that his parallel universes gadget isn't working, and that he had been wearing his smart-looking glasses earlier, so it's impossible for him to have made a mistake. Canan gives bad news and worse news (Mr. Meerkat asks what happened to the good news, and Canan says there isn't any), the bad news being that Mr. Meerkat has Shakir's game console instead, and the worse news being that he's been wearing silly-looking glasses and hasn't even realized it yet. He takes more offense to the ''second'' thing she mentions, looking in a mirror and screaming at how doofy he looks. |
| 61 | [[/folder]] |
| 62 | |
| 63 | [[folder:Comedy]] |
| 64 | * Creator/BobHope, playing with the Christian concept of the ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_news_(Christianity) evangelium]]'': |
| 65 | -->'''Bob Hope:''' The Good News is that UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}} is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. |
| 66 | * Somebody told a joke once about the Pope getting a phone call and reporting to the College of Cardinals: "The good news is, that was Our Lord on the phone. The bad news is, he was [[UsefulNotes/{{Mormonism}} calling from Salt Lake City.]]" |
| 67 | * Another joke: "Sir, the bad news is that my scalpel slipped while I was performing surgery on your upper thigh. The good news is that your health insurance plan seems to also cover accidental castrations." |
| 68 | * Doctor: "Mrs. Jones, I have some good news for you." "It's Miss Jones." "Miss Jones, I have some bad news for you." |
| 69 | * Lots of well-dressed aristocrats are dining on a huge luxurious ship in the middle of an ocean. The captain comes in and says: "Ladies and gentlemen, I've got some good news and some bad news for you". "Tell us the good news, captain!", one of the passengers replies. "We have won [[Film/{{Titanic 1997}} eleven Oscars!]]" |
| 70 | * God calls Bill Gates, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Clinton for an urgent message. He informs them the world will end next week and they are to relay a message to their people. Yeltsin goes back to Russia and says there is bad news and terrible news - the bad news is there really is a God, and the terrible news is the world will end next week. Clinton holds a press conference in Washington and says there is good news and bad news - the good news is there really is a God, and the bad news is the world will next next week. Bill Gates returns to Microsoft and holds an full employee conference, saying he has good news and great news. The good news is God knows what a wonderful, important person he is, and the great news is they don't have to worry about fixing the MillenniumBug! There was a variation of this in Australia in the 1980s, involving Mikhail Gorbachev, Ronald Reagan, and Australian Prime Minister Bob Hawke. Hawke claims that the great news is that "No Australian child will be living in poverty by the year 1990!" (one of his more unrealistic promises). There is also a variant with the Israeli leader saying "God promised me there will be no Palestinian state". |
| 71 | * After a bombing raid in Baghdad, an Iraqi general calls up all of UsefulNotes/SaddamHussein's body doubles. The general says, "The good news is that Saddam Hussein is still alive. The bad news is he lost an arm." |
| 72 | * Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news. The bad news is that you have cancer." Patient: "What's the very bad news?" Doctor: "You also have short-term memory loss." Patient: "Oh, thank goodness! I thought you were gonna say I had cancer!" |
| 73 | * A man wakes up in hospital after being in a terrible car crash, and the doctor tells him that there's bad news and there's good news. The bad news is, both of the man's legs are gone from the crash. Distraught, the man demands to know what could possibly be good after that. The doctor's response: "The good news is that those pesky corns of yours are completely gone." |
| 74 | * A man is waiting to see the doctor after having gone to do some tests at the hospital. The doctor comes in and says he's got good news and bad news. The man says to give him the bad news first. The doctor says the test results show that the man's got leukemia and only has a few months left to live. The man freaks out for a moment, then manages to compose himself enough to ask, "So what's the good news?" The doctor's answer: "Well, I've just screwed your wife, and I think we'll be living very happily together after you're gone." |
| 75 | * A joke from the Native American powwow circuit: |
| 76 | -->''Once upon a time there were two old Indians, Joe and Frank. They were lifelong friends, but they loved powwows almost as much as they valued their friendship--the beautiful dancing, the sacred music of the drum, the strengthening of Native culture and social ties.''\ |
| 77 | ''They were both getting on in years, though, and they made a pact: whichever of them left this life first, had to find a way to contact the other one and let him know whether there were powwows in Heaven. As it turned out, Joe was the first one to go.''\ |
| 78 | ''Not long after that, Frank was stacking firewood behind his house in the evening, and he heard a faint voice on the wind. "Frank... Frank..."''\ |
| 79 | ''"Who is it?" he asked.''\ |
| 80 | ''"It's me, Joe!"''\ |
| 81 | ''"Joe? How do I know it's you?"''\ |
| 82 | ''"You remember--we made a deal, that if I went first, I would let you know if there were powwows in Heaven."''\ |
| 83 | ''"Joe, it is you! Well? Do you have any news?"''\ |
| 84 | ''"Yeah, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that there are powwows in Heaven."''\ |
| 85 | ''"That's great, Joe! What's the bad news?"''\ |
| 86 | ''"The bad news is, they've got you registered as Head Male Dancer in three weeks."'' |
| 87 | * One that started making the rounds in 2022: A Russian general is delivering a progress report to Vladimir Putin and tells him that he's got good news and bad news. Putin asks for the good news first and is informed that according to the latest intelligence, the latest weapons that Ukraine has received are woefully outdated, completely faulty, and pose more of a threat to their own soldiers than to the enemy. Putin is overjoyed to hear that something is finally going right before asking what the bad news is. The general says "Ukraine has just captured a large stockpile of our best, most modern weapons." |
| 88 | [[/folder]] |
| 89 | |
| 90 | [[folder:Card Games]] |
| 91 | * ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'': |
| 92 | ** The Goblin Pyromancer: "The good news is, we figured out how the wand works. The bad news is, we figured out how the wand works." |
| 93 | ** Also the Rod of Ruin: "The good news is it's so simple a goblin could use it. The bad news is it's so simple a goblin could use it." |
| 94 | [[/folder]] |
| 95 | |
| 96 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 97 | * A satirical example from ''ComicBook/BatmanTheDarkKnightReturns''. With Superman's help, the US Government manages to drive the Soviet Union off of the island of Corto Maltese, but the Soviets respond by nuking the island, the fallout of which could easily spill over into the United States. The president is tasked with informing the American people, and he does so by appearing on TV and chipperly saying (whilst wearing a full radiation suit), "Well folks, I've got good news and bad news. Heh... The good news is that the Soviets have withdrawn their forces from the island of Corto Maltese.... And the bad news, well... It looks like those Soviets are pretty bad losers, yes they are..." |
| 98 | * In ''ComicBook/ThePunisherMAX'' "Up is Down and Black is White", mobster Nicky Cavella films himself digging up Castle's family, ''urinating on them'', and then posts the film. The Punisher goes on an even bigger slaughter than usual, leaving one survivor to tell the authorities he'll calm down when his family is reburied. The Mayor meets with his staff. The bad news is every criminals' lawyer is raising hell "They know they can't indict my client so instead they throw him to the Punisher", trying to arrest Castle can lead to loss of innocent life, successfully arresting him will lead to more deaths in prison, but they can't give in to his demands without being accused of giving in to terrorism. The good news? Crime's down. |
| 99 | -->"'''Fuck you''', Johnathon." |
| 100 | * In a classic ''Comicbook/SheHulk'' story, our heroine is informed that exposure to massive amounts of radiation has apparently left her [[CuteMonsterGirl 6' 7" and bright green]] [[ShapeshifterModeLock for the rest of her life]]. |
| 101 | -->'''[[ComicBook/FantasticFour Reed Richards]]:''' I'm sorry, Jen.\ |
| 102 | ''[six or so {{beat panel}}s]''\ |
| 103 | '''Jennifer Walters:''' So what's the bad news? |
| 104 | * In the ''[[ComicBook/TheSimpsons Simpsons Comic]]'' story "Sinbart the Sailor", Sinbart tells one of his sailors that there is "good news, bad news, good news, bad news, and good news." He then explains that there is treasure on the island, but it is guarded by snakes, but there are giant birds that eat the snakes, but the birds also eat humans, but the birds are full from eating another sailor. |
| 105 | * In ''ComicBook/StarWarsDarthVader'', evil [=C3PO=] {{expy}} Triple Zero interrogates a prisoner for Vader |
| 106 | -->'''Triple Zero:''' I have good news and bad news about the gentleman.\ |
| 107 | Good news: I have great confidence that I have managed to extract all relevant information from --ahem-- "Doctor Cylo-IV". I know the location of his research base, the nature of his commission from the Emperor, etcetera, etcetera.\ |
| 108 | '''Vader:''' Then dispose of him.\ |
| 109 | '''Triple Zero:''' Ah, then I have ''doubly good'' news: he's already dead. |
| 110 | * ''ComicBook/TheUltimates'' |
| 111 | ** Nick Fury had those for Banner. The good news: his SSP had a huge federal budget support. The bad news: he has been demoted, and he's no longer the leader of it. |
| 112 | ** And a new guy also has those for Banner. Good news: his link with Hulk has been concealed to the public, so nobody knows it was him. Bad news: unlike his previous Hulk change, now the "Hulk cells" remain and formed a permanent bond with his system. |
| 113 | [[/folder]] |
| 114 | |
| 115 | [[folder:Comic Strips]] |
| 116 | * {{Parodied}} in ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'' by a wildebeest salesman: |
| 117 | -->'''Salesman:''' Well, I've got good gnus and I've got bad gnus. |
| 118 | * Also used in ''ComicStrip/FootrotFlats'', when the Dog has just found a stoat. |
| 119 | -->'''Dog:''' Wal, good news: there's rabbits in the veges. Bad news: It's not going to matter... |
| 120 | * ''{{ComicStrip/Foxtrot}}'': Jason gives his mother the good news: |
| 121 | --> '''Jason:''' [[BumblingDad Dad]] said he won't be doing the taxes himself this year.\ |
| 122 | '''Andy:''' Jason, that's not good news. That's the kind of news I've been waiting to hear for decades. What's the bad news?\ |
| 123 | '''Jason:''' [[WalkingTechbane He'll be doing them on the computer.]]\ |
| 124 | '''Andy:''' Like I said, that's not ''bad'' news... |
| 125 | * From ''ComicStrip/ShermansLagoon'': |
| 126 | -->'''Fillmore:''' Good news...when the [[ItMakesSenseInContext invading hoard of tiger prawns]] heard that Louie, the blue whale, was on his way, they hit the road.\ |
| 127 | '''Sherman:''' High five.\ |
| 128 | '''Fillmore:''' Wanna know the bad news?\ |
| 129 | '''Sherman:''' Lay it on me.\ |
| 130 | '''Fillmore:''' Now we have a really hungry, 110-ton houseguest. |
| 131 | [[/folder]] |
| 132 | |
| 133 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 134 | * "[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13371184/1/Forever-Doctors Forever Doctors]]" (a ''Series/DoctorWho''/''Series/Forever2014'' crossover) opens when the NYPD discover a dead body and the Eighth Doctor later determines that it was killed by a Dalek (unknown to the Doctor, Daleks from the Time War in his personal future). When the Doctor is able to conduct a scan with the TARDIS, he confirms that there are only four Daleks present, but since he acknowledges that those four Daleks would be more than enough to wipe out New York, there isn't really ''any'' good news (when his companion confronts him about this, the Doctor defends his assessment on the grounds that he was trying to be optimistic). |
| 135 | * In ''Fanfic/HogyokuExMachina'', [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo]] [[PeggySue gets sent back in time]], and tells his friends what he knows from the future. |
| 136 | -->'''Ichigo:''' I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you got your powers back.\ |
| 137 | ''[Ishida looks hopeful]''\ |
| 138 | '''Ichigo:''' The bad news is, you never told me how.\ |
| 139 | ''[Ishida looks pissed]'' |
| 140 | * ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/294109/chapters/470516#workskin A New Dawn]]'': |
| 141 | -->'''Hermione:''' There's good news and bad news. We've got Defence first thing.\ |
| 142 | '''Harry:''' Is that the good news or the bad news?\ |
| 143 | '''Hermione:''' We've got it with the Slytherins. |
| 144 | * ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5634790/26/Serendipity Serendipity]]'': |
| 145 | -->'''Sirius:''' Harry, I have good news and bad news.\ |
| 146 | '''Harry:''' Let's hear the bad news first.\ |
| 147 | '''Sirius:''' I'm going to be joining you in Auror training. Just for a year, that is.\ |
| 148 | '''Harry:''' And...the good news would be?\ |
| 149 | '''Sirius:''' I'm going to be joining you in Auror training. Just for a year, that is.\ |
| 150 | '''Harry:''' Sirius, that's ''one'' piece of news.\ |
| 151 | '''Sirius:''' See, it could've been good or bad, depending on how you looked at it. |
| 152 | * ''Fanfic/SkylandersReturnToTheRuins'': |
| 153 | -->'''Hugo''': Well, now I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I've caught wind of a forcefield creator that can protect the Core.\ |
| 154 | '''Cali''': Let me guess, the bad news is that it's located somewhere awful.\ |
| 155 | '''Hugo''': Bingo. It's hidden in the Chompy Caverns. |
| 156 | * ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14087848/46/Watch Watch]]'': |
| 157 | -->'''Liara:''' Well. The good news is, I now know what the Mobile Infantry is.\ |
| 158 | '''Tevos:''' What is the bad news?\ |
| 159 | '''Liara:''' That I now know what the Mobile Infantry is. |
| 160 | [[/folder]] |
| 161 | |
| 162 | [[folder:Films — Animation]] |
| 163 | * In ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfTintin2011'', both news are almost the same in the OneBulletLeft scene: |
| 164 | -->'''Tintin:''' The bad news is, we've only got one bullet.\ |
| 165 | '''Capt. Haddock:''' Well, what's the good news?!\ |
| 166 | '''Tintin:''' We got one bullet. ''[shoots down plane]'' |
| 167 | * In ''WesternAnimation/IceAgeTheMeltdown'', a vulture tells the assembled animals that the valley is going to flood unless they get to a boat at the other end. But he does have some good news: the more of them that die, the better he eats. He never said it was good news for them. |
| 168 | * ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda1'': |
| 169 | -->'''Shifu:''' Master! I have... it's uhh... very bad news.\ |
| 170 | '''Master Oogway:''' Ah, Shifu. There is just news, there is no good or bad.\ |
| 171 | '''Shifu:''' Master, your vision! Your vision was right. [[TheDreaded Tai Lung]] has broken out of prison! He's on his way!\ |
| 172 | ''[Oogway gets OhCrap look]''\ |
| 173 | '''Master Oogway:''' [[HypocriticalHumor That is bad news]]. ''[beat]'' ''If'' you do not believe the Dragon Warrior can stop him. |
| 174 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKingIISimbasPride'': Parodied when, after Kiara falls into an oasis and Pumbaa cannonballs in after her, Timon tries to rehearse what to tell her father. |
| 175 | -->'''Timon:''' Gee, Simba! The good news is, we found your daughter. The bad news is, we dropped a warthog on her. Is there a problem with that? |
| 176 | * Appears in ''WesternAnimation/MadagascarEscape2Africa'': |
| 177 | -->'''Skipper:''' I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we'll be landing immediately. The bad news is we're ''crash''-landing. |
| 178 | * From ''WesternAnimation/{{Robots}}'' |
| 179 | -->'''Robot parts salesman:''' I've got good news, and I've got bad news.\ |
| 180 | '''Fender:''' What's the bad news?\ |
| 181 | '''Robot parts salesman:''' I checked the stock book. As of today, they're no longer makin' parts for your model. You've been officially outmoded.\ |
| 182 | '''Fender:''' Outmoded? Well, that's fine. [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT'S THE]] '''''[[BerserkButton GOOD NEWS?!]]'''''\ |
| 183 | '''Robot parts salesman:''' Well, when we had your parts, they were on sale. |
| 184 | * ''WesternAnimation/StarshipTroopersTraitorOfMars''. When their DropShip gets hit, the rookie MI squad led by Rico has to jump out in mid-air and rely on their {{Jet Pack}}s. |
| 185 | -->'''Rico:''' Good news is we are all-systems-go. [[TemptingFate Everything is working the way it's supposed to.]]\ |
| 186 | ''[bug plasma incinerates a trooper]''\ |
| 187 | '''Rico:''' The bad news is M.I.'s got a [[CannonFodder 12-percent casualty drop rate]] that's pretty hard to crack. |
| 188 | * From ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'': |
| 189 | -->'''Slinky:''' I got some good news and I got some bad news. The good news is, I found your hat, Woody.\ |
| 190 | '''Woody:''' My hat! Oh! Slink! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Where'd you find it?\ |
| 191 | '''Slinky:''' Well, that's the bad news.\ |
| 192 | ''[dog barks]'' |
| 193 | [[/folder]] |
| 194 | |
| 195 | [[folder:Films — Live-Action]] |
| 196 | * ''Film/BitterMoon'': |
| 197 | -->'''Oscar:''' She said, there's bad news and there's good news. You're paralyzed from the waist down -- permanently. OK, I said, let's have the good news. That was the good news, she said. The bad news is that from now on, I'm taking care of you. |
| 198 | * ''Film/TheBoatThatRocked'': The good news is that [[spoiler: the engines have exploded and they're all going to die]]. When everyone points out that this is hardly good news, he reminds them that he hasn't told them the bad news yet: [[spoiler: just how painfully they're going to die.]] |
| 199 | * ''Film/ABridgeTooFar''. After being missing and presumed dead for several days, General Urquhart turns up alive and asks for a briefing. He's told they're cut off from the troops in Arnhem and are facing two SS panzer divisions. Urquhart asks for the good news and is told there isn't any. Their reinforcements are delayed due to bad weather, the dropping zones have been overrun by the Germans so their supplies are all going to the enemy, and they can't get the radios to work so they can't inform anyone back in England of this fact. Urquhart is visibly stunned. |
| 200 | * In ''Film/ConAir'', Pinball has to find three white convicts named Carl, Benson, and Popovich, because they need to deliver them to the unsuspecting guards below to keep up the ruse that nothing is wrong on the plane. The goods news is that Pinball found all three of them. The bad news is that they all died in the scuffle in taking over the plane and the DEA Agent's attempt to retake it, making them three men short. |
| 201 | * In ''Film/{{Darkman}}'', corrupt building developer [[BigBad Louis Strack Jr.]] pulls a false Irrelevant News with his [[TheDragon #1 subordinate]], replacing the real "good news" with a joking admission that he's had his wife killed (which he later on jokingly admits to having his own wife killed). |
| 202 | -->'''Louis Strack Jr.:''' Robert, I have good news and bad.\ |
| 203 | '''Robert Durant:''' Custom dictates that you render the bad news first. |
| 204 | * In ''Film/DawnOfTheDead2004'', Kenneth, on the roof of the shopping mall, is communicating with Andy, who is on the roof of a gun store across the street. Since the zombie apocalypse is already well underway, they are forced to use whiteboards and markers, with binoculars to look at the other man's sign. |
| 205 | -->'''Andy:''' Info?\ |
| 206 | '''Kenneth:''' Fort Pastor GONE. No help coming.\ |
| 207 | '''Andy:''' So what's the bad news? |
| 208 | * From ''Film/TheDictator'' (the context being that [[TheCaligula Wadiyan dictator Aladeen]] has changed numerous words to "Aladeen", even if they are contradictory): |
| 209 | -->'''Doctor:''' Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?\ |
| 210 | '''Patient:''' The Aladeen news.\ |
| 211 | '''Doctor:''' You are HIV-Aladeen.\ |
| 212 | ''[patient switches between joyous and fearful expressions]'' |
| 213 | * ''Film/Godzilla1998'': After Nick, Audrey, and Animal send out a live news-report to alert the military of Godzilla's carnivorous offspring within Madison Square Garden (where they are also), they receive a message telling them that the Air Force is on their way to destroy the building. |
| 214 | -->'''Animal:''' Uh... Well, the good news is they got that message. The bad news is we've got less than six minutes to get out of the building. |
| 215 | * In ''Film/HaroldAndKumarGoToWhiteCastle'', [[ItMakesSenseInContext Harold is knocked unconscious while riding the cheetah through the woods]], and when he wakes up, Kumar tells him there's some bad news and worse news. The worse news is that the cheetah took them in the wrong direction of White Castle, whereas the bad news was Harold's laptop had been destroyed. Harold, angered that his laptop and all his work has been destroyed, asks why that wasn't the worse news. Kumar tries to explain that the laptop situation only affected him whereas being taken the wrong way affected them both equally. |
| 216 | * Used in ''Film/NightOfTheCreeps''. |
| 217 | -->'''Detective Cameron:''' I got good news and bad news, girls. The good news is your dates are here.\ |
| 218 | '''Sorority Sister:''' What's the bad news?\ |
| 219 | '''Detective Cameron:''' [[EverythingsDeaderWithZombies They're dead]]. |
| 220 | * From ''Film/TheOne'', when Gabe is confronted by his murderous {{Doppelganger}} for the first time: |
| 221 | -->'''Yulaw:''' The good news is, you're not crazy. The bad news is... ''[starts shooting at him]'' |
| 222 | * ''Film/PacificRim'': Bad news? Three people died working construction on the top of the wall. Good news? Three new job openings working construction on the top of the wall. |
| 223 | * ''Film/RagingBull'': |
| 224 | -->'''Joey:''' He gave me the old "good news, bad news" routine. The good news is you're gonna get the shot at the title. The bad news is they want you to do the old flip-flop for 'em. |
| 225 | * From ''Film/TheRock'': "I have some bad news, and some really bad news! The bad news is that the gas is corrosive and its eating our suits. The really bad news is there is enough C-4 explosive and poison gas to blow the whole chamber and everyone in the building!" |
| 226 | * From ''Film/TangoAndCash'': |
| 227 | -->'''Cash:''' I've got good news and bad news.\ |
| 228 | '''Tango:''' What's the bad news?\ |
| 229 | '''Cash:''' We're almost out of gas.\ |
| 230 | '''Tango:''' What's the good news?\ |
| 231 | '''Cash:''' We're ALMOST out of gas! |
| 232 | * In ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesOutOfTheShadows'', the Turtles infiltrate a plane in-flight, only to find it's full of Foot ninja. |
| 233 | -->'''Raphael:''' The good news is, you're wearing chutes. The bad news is...\ |
| 234 | ''[cut to the mooks [[CurbStompBattle getting lobbed out of the plane in seconds]]]'' |
| 235 | * From ''Film/{{UHF}}'': |
| 236 | -->'''Bob:''' I have good news and bad news.\ |
| 237 | '''George:''' Okay, give me the bad news first.\ |
| 238 | '''Bob:''' Well, given our present financial situation, compounded by on-going fixed expenses and outstanding invoices, I figure this station will be flat broke by the end of the week.\ |
| 239 | '''George:''' What's the good news?\ |
| 240 | '''Bob:''' I lied. There is no good news. |
| 241 | [[/folder]] |
| 242 | |
| 243 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 244 | * From ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'', Megamorphs #1 ([[SadClown Marco]] and [[AlienAmongUs Ax]] have just escaped from [[BigBad Visser Three's]] personal spaceship): |
| 245 | -->'''Marco:''' The good news is, we're out of the ship. I used a couple Hork-Bajirs as a ladder and climbed over them! That's the good news.\ |
| 246 | '''Ax:''' You seem to be implying that there might be some bad news, too.\ |
| 247 | '''Marco:''' Oh yeah. The bad news is we're about two miles up in the air and we are plummeting to Earth. |
| 248 | * ''Literature/ArtemisFowl'': A variant: Foaly tells Commander Root and the rest of the Council that they got pinged by [[{{Muggles}} Mud Men]] by some mysterious advanced technology. He says there are best-case scenarios and worst-case scenarios. The mysterious-technology ''could'' read their culture like a book and do with the faeries what they will. |
| 249 | -->'''Commander Root:''' And the best-case scenario?\ |
| 250 | '''Foaly:''' That was the best-case scenario. |
| 251 | * In the [[Literature/TheBible Biblical]] story of Joseph from ''The Literature/BookOfGenesis'', Joseph's fellow prisoners -- Pharoah's butler and his baker -- ask him to interpret what their dreams are telling them. The good news is, the butler's going to be set free! The bad news is, the baker's going to be executed. He's right on both counts. |
| 252 | * ''[[Literature/MorrisAndChastainInvestigations Black Magic Woman]]'' has a couple interesting examples: |
| 253 | ** In one case, Morris has some good news and some bad news: "For one thing, I'm almost positive that your troubles here are not being caused by a poltergeist, or any other kind of resident spirit". When asked for the bad news, he says that ''was'' the bad news (said troubles are being caused by something much worse). |
| 254 | ** Later, Van Dreenan has good news and bad news. The bad news is, he just realized that he's been a complete idiot for the past several hours. The good news is, he just realized that he's been a complete idiot for the past several hours (as he just came up with a plan that he should have thought of before.) |
| 255 | * Quoth Mack, of ''Literature/TheAutomaticDetective'', the good news is, it looks like the data he got about the lair he's about to storm was completely accurate. The bad news is, is looks like the data he got about the lair was completely accurate (i.e. it doesn't look good for his chances of getting in and out). |
| 256 | * ''The Dead Can Wait'' by Robert Ryan. Dr. Watson hears Franchise/SherlockHolmes has been detained by the authorities and goes to investigate his house. Because there's already been one assassination attempt on Watson, the [=MI5=] agent with him goes in first to search it and reports: "The good news is, nobody in the Opposition is waiting for us. The bad news is, your friend isn’t here. The even badder news is, the place has been ransacked." Watson assures him that the latter isn't true--Holmes is just that messy. |
| 257 | * ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'': |
| 258 | ** A meta version is directed to the reader in ''Literature/GoingPostal'': |
| 259 | --->The broom must have been kept as an ornament, because it certainly hadn't been used much on the accumulations in the stable yard. On the positive side, this meant [Moist] had fallen into something soft. On the negative side, it meant that he had fallen into something soft. |
| 260 | ** Death also performs the trope in ''Literature/{{Hogfather}}'', when speaking to the spirit of a recently deceased man (who hasn't yet realized he's dead): |
| 261 | --->'''Ernest:''' That's going to be the sack for sure, I'm gonna be in big trouble...\ |
| 262 | '''Death:''' [[AC:Ah. Well. There at least I have some good news, Ernest.]] ''[looks down at Ernest's body]'' [[AC:And, then again, I have some bad news...]] |
| 263 | * ''Literature/FiveHundredYearsAfter'' by Steven Brust has an excessively {{purple|Prose}} version of this trope, featuring an extended metaphor about fortune smiling and frowning simultaneously. |
| 264 | * In ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'' there is an announcement about a tremendous military victory, followed by a cut in the chocolate ration. Winston Smith even lampshades this when he hears it, knowing that the military announcement will be followed by bad news. |
| 265 | * ''Literature/PointHorror Unleashed'' does a not so funny version in ''Scissorman.'' The good news? Stu and Jane won't have to clean out the rabbit hutches anymore. The bad news? [[spoiler: It's because their stepmother has decapitated the rabbits, and they'll be tonight's tea.]] |
| 266 | * Happens a few times in the ''Literature/XWingSeries'', typically the last version. Someone's being promoted. So what's the good news? It happens [[RunningGag so often]] in ''Mercy Kill'' that it becomes the unofficial second squadron motto. During the climax, the plan is going ''so well'' that they end up inverting the BadNewsIrrelevantNews formula; though squad leader Voort insists that "they're always bad news", their "bad news" boils down to "despite our best efforts, our actor still smells bad" and "that ungrateful actress stole all our witnesses" (granted, the second [[ItMakesSenseInContext was fairly serious]], but not life-threatening or difficult to fix). |
| 267 | [[/folder]] |
| 268 | |
| 269 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 270 | * From ''Series/ThirdRockFromTheSun'': |
| 271 | -->'''Dick:''' I've got good news and bad news!\ |
| 272 | '''Sally:''' What's the bad news?\ |
| 273 | '''Dick:''' The Big Giant Head is here!\ |
| 274 | '''Tommy:''' What's the good news?\ |
| 275 | '''Dick:''' There is none!\ |
| 276 | '''Harry:''' Well, then why did you phrase it like that?\ |
| 277 | '''Dick:''' Oh, I don't know! |
| 278 | * On ''Series/ThirtyRock'', Jack gathers the pages, telling them "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, I am shutting down the page program. The good news... is for a different group of people." |
| 279 | * This was a regular segment on ''Series/AmericasFunniestHomeVideos'', the John Fugelsang and Daisy Fuentes version. One of them would say "the bad news", show the clip and then say "the good news..." and say something funny. |
| 280 | * On ''Series/{{Bones}}'', when they've finally figured out that a priest who's been sick throughout the whole episode has been poisoned: |
| 281 | -->'''Dr. Saroyan:''' The good news is, we know how to make you feel a lot better.\ |
| 282 | '''Hodgins:''' Bad news is, someone's trying to kill you. |
| 283 | * From ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'': |
| 284 | -->'''Jeffords:''' So we have good news, and we have bad news.\ |
| 285 | '''Boyle:''' My nana always said: bad news first, because the good news is probably a lie. Fun fact: she made me cry a lot. |
| 286 | * In ''Series/TheCloser'' episode "Tapped Out", the squad's discussing the man they've just arrested, who pretends to be a detective and has been trying to solve a murder by himself, including collecting evidence and interviewing witnesses. |
| 287 | -->'''Sergeant Gabriel:''' Now, about his witness statements... The good news is, his handwriting is impeccable. The bad news is, everything is written in this bizarre code I think only he can decipher. |
| 288 | * ''Series/DoctorWho'' |
| 289 | ** In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E12NightmareInSilver Nightmare in Silver]]", the Doctor's attempt to give this trope to Clara Oswald is not helped by her brandishing a BigFreakingGun at him, as she's not pleased with him waffling on when the Bad News (that the two children she's supposed to be caring for have been taken over by Cybermen) is [[MamaBear clearly not going to be something she's happy about.]] |
| 290 | ** In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E9Flatline Flatline]]", Clara and several other characters are fleeing the MonsterOfTheWeek when the Doctor [[KindaBusyHere calls her up with this trope]]. |
| 291 | --->'''The Doctor:''' Clara, do you want the good news or the bad news?\ |
| 292 | '''Clara:''' We're in the bad news! I'm ''living'' the bad news! |
| 293 | ** In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS39E6FluxChapterSixTheVanquishers The Vanquishers]]", the SeasonFinale of Series 13, Team TARDIS finally locate Claire Brown and tell her the good news that they can return her to the [=21st=] Century. She's smart enough to realise there's bad news as well--as in Earth had been invaded by the Sontarans and Team TARDIS want her to volunteer for a dangerous mission. |
| 294 | * ''Series/FamilyFeud'': |
| 295 | ** Midway through an [[https://youtu.be/zdVuEpD9_IY?t=66 utter disaster]] of a Fast Money round, after the first contestant had given answers like "frog" to "Name an animal with three letters in its name" and "snow" to "Something that comes with a summer storm": |
| 296 | -->'''Richard Dawson:''' ''[to the second contestant]'' I've got good news and bad news.\ |
| 297 | '''Contestant:''' Give me the bad news first.\ |
| 298 | '''Dawson:''' The bad news is you need a hundred and seventy-two points to win the money.\ |
| 299 | ''[contestant starts to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere walk off stage]]; Dawson grabs his collar to stop him]''\ |
| 300 | '''Dawson:''' The good news is you're the man to do it. |
| 301 | ::Spoiler alert[=:=] he wasn't. |
| 302 | ** Some survey questions in the Harvey era are written as such. One example from a 2019 episode is "Good news: you finally found a new roommate. Bad news: you just found out that they do what for a living?" |
| 303 | * Played with in the ''Series/{{Farscape}}'' episode "I Do, I Think": |
| 304 | -->'''D'Argo:''' Well, now I can only speak truth, and that comes as good and bad news.\ |
| 305 | '''John:''' All right, give me the bad news first.\ |
| 306 | '''D'Argo:''' The bad news is that you're married, and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles in a strange world.\ |
| 307 | '''John:''' What's the good news?\ |
| 308 | '''D'Argo:''' Chiana and I are having ''fantastic'' sex. |
| 309 | ** In "Dream A Little Dream", Zhaan is thrown in the local prison for a traffic violation, then is TrickedIntoEscaping so she can be framed for a murder. When she's thrown back in the slammer, her attorney then announces that he has good news: "You're no longer facing trial on the traffic violation." |
| 310 | * ''Series/FatherBrown'': Invoked by Father Brown in "[[ The Resurrectionists]]": |
| 311 | --> '''Father Brown:''' The good news is, there was no graverobbing. |
| 312 | --> '''Lady Felicia:''' What's the bad news? |
| 313 | --> '''Father Brown:''' There's a killer on the loose. |
| 314 | * ''Series/GilligansIsland'': In "[[Recap/GilligansIslandS2E13GilliganGetsBugged Gilligan Gets Bugged]]", the Professor delivers multiple levels of good news and bad news after the Castaways become convinced that Gilligan has been bitten. The good news is, there's an antidote; the bad news is that the ingredients aren't found on the island. The good news is that it's possible to substitute ingredients; the bad news is that he's not sure they can find them all. Finally, the good news is that he can make enough antidote for Gilligan in time. Unfortunately, the mantiscani travels in swarms and the rest of them will probably be bitten. |
| 315 | * ''Series/TheGoodies''. In "Clown Virus", a general at the Pentagon informs Major Cheeseburger of good news. Because of his (unwitting) help in spreading the clown virus so the UK can be invaded by American forces, he's been awarded the Purple Heart. |
| 316 | -->'''Major Cheeseburger:''' But sir, I thought the Purple Heart was only for wounded people? |
| 317 | -->'''General:''' ''That's'' the bad news. ''([[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness cannon on Cheeseburger's desk fires, killing him]])'' |
| 318 | * From ''Series/HogansHeroes'' |
| 319 | -->'''Sgt. Schultz:''' I have some good news and some bad news.\ |
| 320 | '''Col. Klink:''' This time tell me the good news first.\ |
| 321 | '''Sgt. Schultz:''' You are to be executed in the morning.\ |
| 322 | '''Col. Klink:''' Then what's the bad news?\ |
| 323 | '''Sgt. Schultz:''' They aren't giving you a blindfold. |
| 324 | * Variation from ''Series/{{House}}'' to a couple who didn't know that their sixteen year old was smoking. |
| 325 | -->'''Dr. House:''' Bad news, your son has a filthy unhealthy habit. Good news, he's trying to quit. Bad news, the quitting is killing him. Good news, I can cure him. Bad news... nope, that's the end of it. |
| 326 | * Played with ''repeatedly'' in a second-season episode of ''Series/TheInvisibleMan''. [[NoNameGiven The Official]] tells Fawkes and Hobbes that he has good news and bad news. Fawkes and Hobbes immediately start arguing about whether you're supposed to hear the good news or the bad news first, until he cuts them off with the announcement that the Agency is "no longer under the auspices of the Department of Fish & Game". |
| 327 | -->'''Fawkes:''' Wait, was that the good news or the bad news? |
| 328 | * Invoked in ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''[='=]s second season opener "Charlie Gets Crippled". Frank tells Dennis and Dee that their mother is dead, only to say that they are just getting a divorce. When asked why he would say this, he replies "That's a business tactic. You drop the bomb, then you soften the blow. You never tried this?" |
| 329 | * Quoth Hardison, in the ''Series/{{Leverage}}'' episode "The Office Job", "Hey guys, I've got bad news and bad news; I'll start with the bad news." |
| 330 | * From ''Series/MamasFamily'': |
| 331 | -->'''Ellen:''' Fran, Mama has some bad news and some good news for you. The bad news is... there isn't any good news! |
| 332 | * ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'': In "Requiem for a Dead Briard", Kelly is heartbroken because the family dog, Buck, has passed away. To cheer her up, the family gets a talking cockatoo to replace their dead dog, but while they're away, it gets out of it's cage and flies upstairs... where Al's [[BigEater greedy and incredibly fat]] [[ObnoxiousInLaws mother-in-law]] was staying. When Al returns from her room: |
| 333 | -->'''Al:''' Well, uh... I've got some good news and I've got some bad news. The good news is Tweety knew over 150 words.\ |
| 334 | '''Bud:''' Well, what's the, um, what's the bad news, Dad?\ |
| 335 | '''Al:''' Bad news is that none of them were "Please don't eat me." |
| 336 | * In ''Series/TheMiddleman'' episode "The Flying Fish Zombification", Ida starts a phone call with, "I've got good news, bad news, more bad news, and worse news." |
| 337 | * ''Series/{{Monk}}'': Adrian Monk is told by a doctor that he has bad news. Monk requests the good news first and when the doctor says there is none, he insists that they always say "I've got some good news and some bad news." |
| 338 | * The ''Series/{{NCIS}}'' episode "See No Evil" ends with Gibbs giving [=McGee=] some good news and some bad news. |
| 339 | -->'''Gibbs:''' The good news is you've just been promoted to a full-time field agent.\ |
| 340 | '''[=McGee=]:''' Really? Well, that's incredible! What's--\ |
| 341 | '''Gibbs:''' You belong to me now. |
| 342 | * From ''Series/TheOfficeUK'', Brent has to deliver the bad news of redundancies (layoffs, for all the Americans) to his staff, which he tries to cushion with the good news of his own promotion. It goes over about as well as things usually do in ''The Office''. |
| 343 | * ''Series/TheProfessionals''. Bodie and Doyle are sent to capture a KGB agent, but he's been tipped off and vanishes before their eyes. [[WithFriendsLikeThese Bodie then foists the task of telling Cowley the bad news onto Doyle.]] |
| 344 | -->'''Doyle:''' ''(rehearsing)'' The good news is that my colleague here obeyed orders and didn't shoot Kodai-- |
| 345 | -->'''Cowley:''' ''(WalkInChimeIn)'' And the bad news is that he got away...again! |
| 346 | * When ESPN did their ''Sports Blooper Awards'', sportscaster Chris Berman had this to say about ice hockey: |
| 347 | -->"Hockey's one of those Good News, Bad News sports. The good news is it doesn't hurt to slide on the ice. The bad news is they place some obstacles in your way which ''do'' hurt." |
| 348 | * ''Series/SquareOneTV''. In the Mathnet segment "The Case of the Unkidnapping", after determining that a beeping phone message was meant to spell out that the kidnapped actress could be at a location either called Aleckhouse, Bleakhouse, or Cleakhouse, Jane Monday has the computer system look up whether any such location exists in New York City. After getting results, she tells George Frankly that she has good news and bad news. George asks for the bad news first, which is that there is no such location in New York City - but the good news is that there is a Cleakhouse in New York State. |
| 349 | * ''Series/StargateAtlantis'': |
| 350 | -->'''[=McKay=]:''' OK, I got bad news and I got good news.\ |
| 351 | '''Sheppard:''' What is it? \ |
| 352 | '''[=McKay=]:''' There's little or no chance of getting the DHD working -- the system is completely out of wack. It's gonna take some incredibly intricate re-routing of the power in order--\ |
| 353 | '''Sheppard:''' Whoa, whoa! What's the good news?\ |
| 354 | '''[=McKay=]:''' That was the good news. The bad news is we lost life support. |
| 355 | * ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' |
| 356 | ** In "Night", Seven of Nine responds with her usual BrutalHonesty to this trope. |
| 357 | --->'''Chakotay:''' Seven, I want good news. [[ThatsAnOrder That's an order.]]\ |
| 358 | '''Seven:''' Then I must disobey. I have no good news to report. |
| 359 | ** In "Favorite Son", Harry Kim wakes up with strange FacialMarkings. When the Doctor gives him the good news that he's not infected by an alien infectious disease, Harry demands to know what the bad news is, even though the Doctor never gave the trope line (everything has been going badly for Harry so far, so he has reason to think there will be more bad news). The Doctor just looks annoyed and points out that if he can't isolate the cause, the problem will be difficult to treat. |
| 360 | * ''Series/SuperhumanSamuraiSyberSquad'' featured the "bad news and bad news" version, with the protagonist sarcastically going "Give me the bad news first." |
| 361 | * ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'': |
| 362 | ** During a game of "Scenes from a Hat", one of the suggestions drawn for mini scenes was "the good news, and the bad news". |
| 363 | --->'''Ryan Stiles:''' The good news is the surgery was successful and now you look like a movie star. The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey.\ |
| 364 | '''Wayne Brady:''' ''[pretending to read a newspaper]'' Whew, the elections are over. ''[turns the page]'' President ''Bush?'' |
| 365 | ** Another "Scenes from a Hat" has the same suggestion: |
| 366 | --->'''Brad Sherwood:''' ''[to Wayne]'' The good news is, we're going to name a disease after you. ''[walks away, [[FridgeHorror leaving Wayne to realize what the bad news is]]]'' |
| 367 | |
| 368 | --->'''Ryan Stiles:''' You're on a very funny show. It's against ''Series/{{Friends}}''. |
| 369 | |
| 370 | --->'''Wayne Brady''': I'm pregnant, honey. Meet the father. |
| 371 | [[/folder]] |
| 372 | |
| 373 | [[folder:Manhua]] |
| 374 | * ''Manhua/OldMasterQ'' spoofs this in one of their filler strips. Mister Chiu approaches Master Q with this: |
| 375 | --> "I've good good news and bad news. Good news is, I'm going to tell you something funny. Bad news though, I've changed my mind about telling you a joke." |
| 376 | [[/folder]] |
| 377 | |
| 378 | [[folder:Music]] |
| 379 | * PlayedForDrama in Music/DiamondRio's "You're Gone," a break-up song. |
| 380 | -->And the good news is I'm better for the time we spent together\ |
| 381 | And the bad news is\ |
| 382 | You're gone |
| 383 | * The invoked in the Music/{{Rush|Band}} song ''Good News First'', in which the lyrics imply heartbreak in the past, and is sung from the perspective of a person who wants to hear some good news. The image in the background of the lyrics in the liner notes shows a newspaper reading "Cure for disease found" blowing in the wind of a grave stone, implying that in the past good news did not come soon enough. |
| 384 | * What inspired the title of Somerset's song ''I lied... there is no good news''. |
| 385 | [[/folder]] |
| 386 | |
| 387 | [[folder:Podcasts]] |
| 388 | * Criss does this in episode 12 of ''Podcast/InterstitialActualPlay''. The good news is that, since he's seen ''Series/{{Lost}}'', he knows what the Smoke Monster is. The bad news is that the show [[TakeThat never really fleshed it out]], so it has no well-defined weaknesses. |
| 389 | * In episode 19A of ''Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale'', during a sandstorm that creates doubles of everyone in town, Cecil reports that [[AmbiguousCloneEnding one of the Intern Danas has killed the other and he doesn't know which one is the original Dana]]. That, apparently, was the good news. The bad news? He has received an e-mail from [[SitcomArchNemesis Steve Carlsberg]]. |
| 390 | [[/folder]] |
| 391 | |
| 392 | [[folder:Radio]] |
| 393 | * "Good News, Bad News" is a round in ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue'', in which the panelists try to top good news with bad news and vice versa. A typical round: |
| 394 | -->'''Tim:''' Good news -- I've just got a new jacuzzi.\ |
| 395 | '''Barry:''' Bad news -- It wasn't a jacuzzi when I got in.\ |
| 396 | '''Willie:''' Good news -- Creator/JamieLeeCurtis was in it with me.\ |
| 397 | '''Graeme:''' Bad news -- But not for long.\ |
| 398 | '''Tim:''' Um, good news -- I've also got a new bidet.\ |
| 399 | '''Barry:''' Bad news -- It keeps falling off the ceiling.\ |
| 400 | '''Willie:''' Good news -- At least I don't have to stand on my head any more.\ |
| 401 | '''Graeme:''' Bad news -- Neither does Jamie Lee Curtis. |
| 402 | [[/folder]] |
| 403 | |
| 404 | [[folder:Theatre]] |
| 405 | * In the one-act SuperHero [[{{Parody}} spoof]] ''The Thirty-Nine Dollar Man'', the {{Sidekick}} has to inform the hero, sewer troubleshooter Milo Saperstien, by radio, that Milo's ArchNemesis has sabotaged their sewer unclogging machine so that it's going to mangle Milo before he can leave the sewer. The Sidekick starts off by saying, "Well, let me put it to you this way. You know that recurring nightmare you keep having where you fall to your death from the top of a tall building?" "Yeah?" "The good news is that won't be happening to you." |
| 406 | [[/folder]] |
| 407 | |
| 408 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 409 | * In ''VideoGame/TheAwakenedFateUltimatum'', if you get the true ending, Mariel tells Phyllis that she has good news and bad news. Phyllis chooses to hear the bad news first. [[spoiler:The "bad news" is now that the ceasefire between the angels and devils is over, the war will simply continue. Phyllis doesn't think it's bad news at all. The "good news" is... that Phyllis is no longer a general, and so must either be disposed of or stay in Celestia, to disposed of should she ''ever'' be caught doing something bad again.]] |
| 410 | * In the opening of ''[[VideoGame/ModernWarfare Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare]]'', Gaz has good news and bad news. The good news is that Russia is in the grips of a civil war with 15,000 nukes at stake, and the Middle East is in turmoil. The bad news is that a new guy is joining the squad. |
| 411 | * ''VideoGame/CrashTwinsanity'': |
| 412 | -->'''Evil Twin:''' The bad news is... we're taking over your world. The good news is... you won't be around to see it. |
| 413 | * In the ''[[VideoGame/{{Doom}} Doom II]]'' game manual, the description of the Spiderdemon's weapon is as follows: |
| 414 | -->''She doesn't have a plasma gun, so thank heaven for small favors. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Instead, she has a super-chaingun.]] [[OhCrap Crap.]]'' |
| 415 | * ''VideoGame/HaloReach'' features a good news/bad news exchange at the end of the fifth level: |
| 416 | -->'''Jorge:''' Well, I good news and bad news. [[spoiler:This bird took some fire and her thruster gimbal is toast. Which means the only way off this slag heap is gravity.]]\ |
| 417 | '''Noble Six:''' And the good news?\ |
| 418 | '''Jorge:''' That ''was'' the good news. [...] [[spoiler:[[SomeoneHasToDie Bad news is, the timer's fried.]] [[HeroicSacrifice I'm going to have to fire it manually.]]]] |
| 419 | * In the iOS game ''VideoGame/{{Highborn}}'', Archie tells Enzo he's got good news and bad news. Enzo says to tell him half the good news first, then the bad news, then the other half of the good news. |
| 420 | * ''VisualNovel/IkemenSengoku'': On Ieyasu's route, Nobunaga gives the player character this kind of "choice" at a war council about the identities of their enemies. |
| 421 | -->'''Nobunaga:''' Which would you like to hear first--the bad news? Or the even worse news? |
| 422 | * Said by "Ishmael" in ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain'' when Big Boss gets ambushed in the hospital: |
| 423 | -->'''"Ishmael":''' The good news is you're in the land of the living. The bad news is...everyone wants you dead. |
| 424 | * ''VideoGame/Mother3'' has a [[MoodWhiplash particularly jarring]] example: [[spoiler:So the forest's burning and everyone is looking for Flint's family. A search is organized for his wife. The good news? They found an awesome Drago Fang that would make a great weapon! The bad news? ''It was found lodged in his wife's heart.'']] On a lighter note, the creator of ''Mother 3'' said this scene was essential, keeping the game on both a lighthearted note and a dark one. Had they simply been straight with the situation, it would have seemed all dark and no fun. |
| 425 | ** The lategame revelation that [[spoiler:Tazmily Village was founded by the last survivors of a calamity (which is never described, but is thought to have been a result of their previous lifestyles), who had decided to manipulate all but Leder's memories in order to make them believe that they had always existed in harmony with nature]] gives further context to how the above good and bad news was delivered. [[spoiler:Because the people were of a mindset that they had never experienced a true tragedy like a life cut short before, they simply had no way of knowing how to process anything like it, and could only try to deliver the news in as positive a manner as possible]]. |
| 426 | * The ''VideoGame/NancyDrew'' games have many HaveANiceDeath messages in this format. Usually the bad news nullifies the good news, though this trope is also played with in other ways. |
| 427 | * ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'': |
| 428 | ** In ''VideoGame/Portal2'': |
| 429 | ---> '''Cave Johnson:''' Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. The good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of [[GoneHorriblyWrong Mantis Men]]! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts. |
| 430 | ** Dialogue from the newest DLC for the game indicates that in an alternate multiverse the mantis-men take over the facility. Cave sounds scared. Further DLC dialogue has an alternate Cave relaying good news and bad news: |
| 431 | ---> '''Alternate Cave:''' Good news first: our telekinesis incubation program was a HUGE success! Bad news: the candidate screening process was a lot less successful. Lemme tell ya, we picked a real bunch of smart-alecks to give mind powers to. |
| 432 | ** There's also this one: |
| 433 | --->[[spoiler:'''[=GLaDOS=]:''']] Okay, so the bad news is the tests are MY tests now. So they can kill us. The good news is... well, none so far, to be honest. I'll get back to you on that. |
| 434 | ** And then one level later... |
| 435 | --->[[spoiler: '''[=GLaDOS=]:''']] I finally thought of some good news. He's going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them.\ |
| 436 | [[spoiler:'''Wheatley:''']] Okay, I'm coming, don't start yet, don't start yet! You're not gonna believe this, I found a sealed-off wing, with HUNDREDS of perfectly good test chambers, just sitting there! Full of skeletons. Shoop them out, good as new.\ |
| 437 | [[spoiler: '''[=GLaDOS=]''']]: "Skeletons". Right, I guess I DID stockpile some tests. Just as mementos though... |
| 438 | * In one mission of the "[[GameMod Fallen Angel]]" campaign, which is part of the "Legacy of the Confederation" story, which branches from ''VideoGame/StarCraft'' canon. In here, the agents sent for the mission manage to shut down the generators the power the cloaking field. However, one of the agents then had "bad news" and "really bad news". The leader tells him to tell first the "really bad"… which is that behind the cloaking field is a 'net' that shorts out all electronics, including their cloaking fields. As for the "bad news", it's the generator that's powering it, which is protected by a security system involving explosions. |
| 439 | * In one mission in the campaign of 'Rise of the Empire' in "VideoGame/StarWarsBattlefront2", on Polis Massa, when you get to the final objective of the chapter after destroying the database, the MissionControl says the following. |
| 440 | --> "I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that it's time to get off this dreary rock. The bad news is that [[LaResistance the Rebels]] have taken over the hangers. You'll have to fight our way out." |
| 441 | * ''VideoGame/TrafficDepartment2192'': |
| 442 | -->'''Dispatcher:''' Congratulations, Vel! You've made some new enemies today!\ |
| 443 | '''[[CowboyCop Velasquez]]:''' So what are the bad news?\ |
| 444 | '''Dispatcher:''' Some of them are still alive. |
| 445 | * In ''VideoGame/TheWalkingDead'' in Season 1, Episode 4 Kenny said this to the group when he found a boat which was the good news but it lacked fuel and a working battery which was the bad news. |
| 446 | * In ''[[VideoGame/WingCommanderTheKilrathiSaga Wing Commander III: Heart of the Tiger]]'', if Maniac is shot down and survives, when you return to the Victory, Rachel will say "The good news is, they scooped up Maniac. The bad news is, he's still on the flight roster." |
| 447 | * In ''VideoGame/TheWorldNextDoor'', Cerisse has good and bad news for Jun. The good news is that Jun's sword has the power to reactivate the portal that will send her home. The bad news is that they'll have to go back towards the first shrine they visited where an ominous monster chased them out of. |
| 448 | * ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' has Professor Putricide, who is a parody of Professor Farnsworth and often says, "Good news, everyone!" when he's speaking. |
| 449 | * In ''VideoGame/YakuzaLikeADragon'', one of the Party Chats involves Adachi announcing he has good news and bad news, and asks the others which one they want first. Ichiban asks for the good news, while Nanba and Saeko ask for the bad news. |
| 450 | -->'''Saeko:''' So, Adachi-san, what's the good news and bad news?\ |
| 451 | '''Adachi:''' The good news is I got to learn something about everyone.\ |
| 452 | '''Saeko:''' What's the bad news?\ |
| 453 | '''Adachi:''' [[AntiHumor There's no punchline to this bit.]]\ |
| 454 | '''Nanba:''' What a waste of time... |
| 455 | [[/folder]] |
| 456 | |
| 457 | [[folder:Visual Novels]] |
| 458 | * ''VisualNovel/TheGreatAceAttorney'' occasionally uses this trope, and it's noted that whichever news one wants to hear first says a lot about their personality. |
| 459 | ** In the first game's fifth case, at the start of the trial, Iris offers good news and bad news to Gina, who, being TheCynic, insists on hearing the good news first, since there's no guarantee you'll live long enough to get the good news if you do it the other way around. Iris then shares the bad news first- the amount of rain that's fallen- and then the good news- [[spoiler:that Susato will likely be able to make it to Dover for her ship back to Japan]]. |
| 460 | ** At the end of the case, Iris offers more good news and bad news, and while Ryunosuke wants the bad news out of the way first, Sholmes insists on hearing nothing but good news. Iris then reveals the good news- that the rain has stopped- and then the bad news- [[spoiler:that Susato's return voyage will be delayed.]] Of course, the "bad" news turns out to be good, since it means that [[spoiler:if Ryunosuke hurries, he can see Susato off]]. |
| 461 | ** In the second game's second case, [[AnachronicOrder which takes place between the fourth and fifth cases of the first game]], Gregson informs Ryunosuke, Susato and Soseki of the good news- [[spoiler:the apparent poisoning victim survived]]- insisting on telling them the good news, although it turns out to be something they know already. This leads in to the bad news- [[spoiler:the victim has made a statement accusing Soseki of poisoning him.]] |
| 462 | [[/folder]] |
| 463 | |
| 464 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 465 | * In the flash video ''Final Fantasy Gil Quest'', Cactaur and Tonberry are trying to raise 3 million gil so that they don't have to go to jail. |
| 466 | -->'''Tonberry:''' Well, how are we doing?\ |
| 467 | '''Cactaur:''' Well, there's good news and bad news. The bad news is, with all the money we've earned, the most we can buy is a gumball.\ |
| 468 | '''Tonberry:''' Well than what's the good news?!\ |
| 469 | '''Cactaur:''' That ''is'' the good news! We can buy a gumball!... oh, and I did save a bunch of money on my car insurance by [[BadNewsIrrelevantNews Switching To Geico]].... |
| 470 | * Comes up in ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'', when the Freelancers are looking for an artifact with certain symbols on it that they need to steal. They're expecting something "small, easy-to-miss". |
| 471 | -->'''Wash:''' Commander, I've got good news and bad news.\ |
| 472 | '''Carolina:''' Hit me.\ |
| 473 | '''Wash:''' Good news is, we found the symbols we're looking for. Bad news is... they're on ''that''. ''[indicates a large box that is obviously too heavy for the three of them to carry]'' |
| 474 | [[/folder]] |
| 475 | |
| 476 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 477 | * From ''Webcomic/{{chainsawsuit}}'': |
| 478 | -->'''Doctor:''' Bad news -- [[BlackComedy you have AIDS]]. \ |
| 479 | '''Doctor:''' Good news -- it's confined to a relatively small part of your body.\ |
| 480 | [[FalseReassurance Your blood.]] |
| 481 | * ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' keeps [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/729/ plenty]] of [[http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/goodnewsbadnews.png these]] in the [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/1555/ drawer]]. |
| 482 | * ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'' does the "what's the bad news?" version, when Han Solo is told there's good news and bad news, they're going to freeze him in alcohol. |
| 483 | * ''Webcomic/GeistPanik'' has a [[http://www.hookiedookiepanic.com/geist/comic.php?ID=58 good one]] (with an obligatory kick at the [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga dead sparkly horse]]): |
| 484 | --> '''[[HerrDoktor Dr. Rosenrantz]]:''' Well, the good news is, you've contracted vampirism. The bad news is, that it is a horribly debilitating blood disease! |
| 485 | * ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''. A common hazard in a world filled with with {{Mad Scientist}}s. |
| 486 | ** The good news about [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20060512#.V6typbXbi80 falling]] into an {{Oubliette}} [[AtopAMountainOfCorpses full of bones]]; the bones aren't scattered, meaning there are no monsters attacking people from the dark. The bad news is that anyone who winds up there ''[[BuriedAlive stays there]].'' |
| 487 | ** The good news is [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090309 he doesn't have gangrene]]. The bad news is they don't know what he ''does'' have. |
| 488 | * ''Webcomic/GrrlPower'': As Cora [[https://grrlpowercomic.com/archives/comic/grrl-power-754-and-your-race-smells-of-elderberries/ explains during a press conference]], the good news about the revelation that Earth isn't alone in the universe is that nobody actually cares about them -- no alien with any sense wants to steal Earth's air or water or [[MarsNeedsWomen women]] or whatever, and if some alien ''without'' any sense does decide to do it anyway there's space cops to stop them. The bad news is... nobody cares about them. There will be no TechnologyUplift from the benevolent aliens. As making scientific progress goes, Earth is still on its own. |
| 489 | * ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' is fond of both news being the same: |
| 490 | ** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002834 When Rose explores the Skaianet Laboratory]], she produces a time-travel clone of her long-dead pet cat. |
| 491 | --->The wretched creature exhibits a number of unfortunate mutations though. The good news is that it will be mercifully [[ColonyDrop UNESTABLISHED]] along with this facility shortly. This is also the bad news. |
| 492 | ** Dave, [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004927 about]] a machine that can read CAPTCHA codes better than humans: |
| 493 | --->'''TG:''' basically robots are in control now\ |
| 494 | '''TG:''' (...) the bad news is theyre all pornbots and theyve got LOADS of provocative material theyre just dying to share with us\ |
| 495 | '''GG:''' whats the good news?\ |
| 496 | '''TG:''' thats also the good news |
| 497 | * [[https://neoduskcomics.tumblr.com/post/141885208767/fandumb-101-the-sound-of-batman-fyi-yes-these An episode]] of ''Webcomic/NeoduskComics'' has a variation, with Website/RottenTomatoes reviews instead of good and bad news. Batman and Superman look at the reviews of [[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice their movie]]. Batman gets increasingly upset as Superman reels off negative reviews. In the end, Superman realizes he was actually looking at the ''[[DamnedByFaintPraise fresh]]'' reviews. Bonus points for using actual fresh reviews for that movie on Rotten Tomatoes. |
| 498 | * ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'': |
| 499 | ** Played straight two ways in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0512.html "They've Had Time to Train, Too"]]. |
| 500 | --->'''Haley:''' ''[to a group of Hobgoblins]'' OK, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is, I won initiative, so you all get a sneak attack each. [[BondOneLiner The good news is, I don't have to bother thinking up the second half to that joke, 'cause you're all dead now.]] |
| 501 | ** Then in the same strip, the hobgoblin in the final panel gets an IronicEcho... |
| 502 | --->'''Hobgoblin:''' OK, so, I've got bad news, and I've got bad news. |
| 503 | ** Eugene Greenhilt to his son in the afterlife, after finding out Roy's body was turned into a bone golem: "...[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0601.html The good news is that I was able to conjure some books that might help you come to terms with the bad news.]]" |
| 504 | ** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0614.html "A Cut Above"]] has the first variety. |
| 505 | --->'''Celia:''' Well, the good news is that Belkar isn't fighting both of those thieves anymore. The bad news is, that's because the half-orc is now chasing us. |
| 506 | ** Done again in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0691.html "All Available Resources"]], with the good news and bad news being the same -- it's all in the intonation. |
| 507 | --->'''Roy:''' ''[to the team]'' The good news is, we're here. The bad news is -- we're here. ''[pan out to a barren expanse of desert]'' |
| 508 | ** Blackwing delivers too. The "good news" makes kind of sense in a "we're screwed already anyway" mindset. |
| 509 | --->'''Blackwing:''' OK. Well... the bad news is that this is a scroll of Locate Creature -- which is a completely useless spell in the current situation.\ |
| 510 | The good news is that [[IHaveNoIdeaWhatImDoing I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing]].[[note]]Screwing up spellcasting on a scroll in ''Dungeons & Dragons'' tends to have explosive results. But as it happens, an explosion is ''exactly'' what Blackwing needs right now.[[/note]] |
| 511 | * ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' has an [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4775 example]] of reading between the good news when Roko [[WhatDidIDoLastNight wakes up after a drunken evening]]. |
| 512 | -->'''Beepatrice:''' Let's start with the good news! The good news is Nelson is pretty sure we won't get sued! |
| 513 | * ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'' [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1796#comic has]] [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=893#comic used]] [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=967#comic this]] [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1325#comic repeatedly]]. |
| 514 | * ''Webcomic/ScandalSheet'' has this exchange: |
| 515 | -->"Mitch? I have good news and bad news."\ |
| 516 | "Give me the bad news first, okay?"\ |
| 517 | "Okay. The bad news is I wasn't in time to stop Steve from starting a rumour that you're gay and you hit on me in the bathroom. Now everyone here believes it's true."\ |
| 518 | "Oh no. Oh my god. I'm gonna puke. What's the good news?"\ |
| 519 | "Actually, I lied. There isn't any good news." |
| 520 | * ''Webcomic/ScaryGoRound'': It's rarely fun to [[http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20171107 get that line from your lawyer:]] |
| 521 | -->'''Peter Trimble:''' The good news is that no one has ever been convicted of perverting the course of history before. The bad news is that there's a first time for everything. |
| 522 | * ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'': |
| 523 | ** For example: |
| 524 | --->'''[[spoiler:Kathryn Flinders]]:''' ''[viewing [[BodyHorror certain spy cams]] in Dr. Pau's facility]'' Hmph. Well, the good news is that I can now start killing and not feel in the least bit guilty. The bad news is I'm not going to feel the least bit guilty about the killing I'm about to do. |
| 525 | ** Or: |
| 526 | --->'''[[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-02-10 Admiral Emm]]:''' Commodore Bhotsu plays an amusing game with me. At least, I suppose it to be amusing for '''him'''. I would now like to play it with '''you'''. It is called "Good News, Bad News."\ |
| 527 | '''Colonel [=DeHaans=]:''' Umm... I know this game well, Admiral. I'd rather not play. |
| 528 | ** Also, occasionally, averted. |
| 529 | --->'''Tagon:''' Thanks for not phrasing it as "good news, bad news".\ |
| 530 | '''Thurl:''' I know how much you hate that game. Besides, in this context, it's more like "bad news, worse news" and where's the fun in that? |
| 531 | [[/folder]] |
| 532 | |
| 533 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 534 | * ''Literature/JohnDiesAtTheEnd'' has an example: |
| 535 | -->'''Dave:''' Well, the good news is we're on our way to Vegas. The bad news is, the truck is being driven by some sort of physical manifestation of evil. |
| 536 | * An example of reading between the good news in [[http://notalwaysright.com/someone-is-about-to-be-fired this]] story from ''Website/NotAlwaysWorking'': |
| 537 | -->'''Coworker:''' The good news is, the fire's out. |
| 538 | [[/folder]] |
| 539 | |
| 540 | [[folder:Web Videos]] |
| 541 | * From ''WebVideo/JakeAndAmir'', "Milk Man Part 2": |
| 542 | -->'''"Doctor":''' Amir, I've got some good news and some bad news.\ |
| 543 | '''Amir:''' What's the good?\ |
| 544 | '''"Doctor":''' The good news is, you're gonna die.\ |
| 545 | '''Amir:''' Ahh! What's the bad!\ |
| 546 | '''"Doctor":''' The bad news is I don't know what the term "good news" means. |
| 547 | * From ''WebVideo/ShadowOfIsraphel'', we're reminded why one of ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}''[='s=] unwritten rules is "never dig up." |
| 548 | -->'''LetsPlay/SimonLane:''' Good news is I've dug our way out. Bad news is we're going to drown. |
| 549 | * Two from ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged'': |
| 550 | ** When Keita tries to break it to his guild gently about them being indebted to an in-game mob guild: |
| 551 | ---> '''Keita:''' The good news is... we're in debt to the mob! No, wait, that's the bad news. Also, there is no good news! |
| 552 | ** Suguha asks Kirito what he would have said if she'd choked to death on a muffin: |
| 553 | ---> '''Kirito:''' (quietly) Hey, mom, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, we've finally got some room for that jacuzzi you wanted. |
| 554 | * In ''WebVideo/UltraFastPony'' Apple Bloom insists that there's no good news, but her companions don't listen. |
| 555 | --->'''Apple Bloom:''' Alright you two, I'm calling an emergency Crusader meeting. I've got some really bad news.\ |
| 556 | '''Sweetie Belle:''' Aww, I hate bad news. Can you tell us the good news first?\ |
| 557 | '''Apple Bloom:''' What? No, there's no good news, it's just bad.\ |
| 558 | '''Scootaloo:''' <No, I think Sweetie Belle is right. It's always good news and bad news.>\ |
| 559 | '''Apple Bloom:''' Yeah, well there's no good news this time.\ |
| 560 | '''Sweetie Belle:''' Aww, that sucks. Well at least that's the bad news out of the way. What's the good news?\ |
| 561 | '''Apple Bloom:''' No there isn't any--look, Sweetie Belle, you need to shut up!\ |
| 562 | '''Scootaloo:''' <Was that the good news? I liked it!>\ |
| 563 | '''Apple Bloom:''' Damn it all, we're out of money, okay?!\ |
| 564 | '''Sweetie Belle:''' That's the worst good news I've ever heard! You suck at good news, Apple Bloom! |
| 565 | [[/folder]] |
| 566 | |
| 567 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 568 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/AladdinTheSeries'' episode "As the Netherworld Turns" Iago and Abu find out about a magic artifact in Jafar's lab that will let them walk through walls and plan to use it to rob the royal treasury. But instead the artifact sends them to the Netherworld, where they're trapped with Ayam Aghoul. |
| 569 | -->'''Ayam Agoul:''' Bird, monkey, so nice to see you again.\ |
| 570 | '''Iago:''' ''[nervously]'' The pleasure's ours! Really!\ |
| 571 | '''Ayam Agoul:''' Ah ha ha, I know what you're thinking: "Didn't Aladdin leave him trapped in the Netherworld?" Why so he did. And I'm still here, too! ''[walks over to Aladdin and sticks a hand through him]'' And he's still out there, in happy land!\ |
| 572 | '''Iago:''' Yeah, I hear ya. Life's not fair. ''[he and Abu make a run for it, but Ayam appears in front of them and blocks their path]''\ |
| 573 | '''Ayam Agoul:''' Don't leave, I've got good news.\ |
| 574 | '''Iago:''' Good news?\ |
| 575 | '''Ayam Agoul:''' And bad news. The good news: you're ''not'' dead.\ |
| 576 | '''Iago:''' I'm sorry, what?\ |
| 577 | '''Ayam Agoul:''' The Eye of Gazeem, just a cheap spell. Only sends you to the land of the dead, doesn't actually ''make'' you dead.\ |
| 578 | '''Iago:''' BOBO WAS WRONG! WE'RE NOT DEAD! LET'S BOOGALOO! ''[he and Abu dance happily]''\ |
| 579 | '''Ayam Agoul:''' Of course, this means I can ''make'' you that way. That's the bad news. It's only fair. Can't have revenge on Aladdin, [[RevengeByProxy you're the next best thing]].\ |
| 580 | ''[Iago and Abu freeze in horror]'' |
| 581 | * ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond'', after Derek Powers is exposed to his own nerve gas: |
| 582 | -->'''Doctor:''' The good news is the radiation seems to have completely eradicated the virus.\ |
| 583 | '''Powers:''' What's the ''bad'' news?\ |
| 584 | '''Doctor:''' As you know, the mutational properties of the virus can be corrupted by its environment--\ |
| 585 | ''(Powers grabs him)''\ |
| 586 | '''Powers:''' [[LaymansTerms Bottom line it]], doctor.\ |
| 587 | '''Doctor:''' Kill the radiation, please.\ |
| 588 | ''(As the outside lights die down, Powers is revealed to be a glowing green skeletal figure.)'' |
| 589 | * ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars'', "The Agenda, Part 2" (Not So Good News): |
| 590 | -->'''Optimus Primal:''' All right, what's the good news?\ |
| 591 | '''Rattrap:''' Well, the good news is we don't have to kowtow to that stinkin' Decepticon [Ravage] any longer.\ |
| 592 | '''Optimus Primal:''' And the bad news?\ |
| 593 | ''[as this is happening, Ravage's ship [[EnemyRisingBehind is slipping up behind Optimus and Cheetor]]]''\ |
| 594 | '''Rattrap:''' Uh... well the bad news is... '''''[[FaceHeelTurn HE'S SWITCHED SIDES]]!!!'''''\ |
| 595 | ''[cue one of the biggest OhCrap screams you will ever see out of Optimus]'' |
| 596 | * An episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Bonkers}}'' presented Bonkers and Lucky with this situation, which they responded to by debating which they'd rather hear first. Lucky felt the Bad News was better to hear first because the Good News made up for it. Bonkers felt the Good News first made the Bad News not seem so bad. |
| 597 | * ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987'': |
| 598 | ** In "[[Recap/DuckTalesS1E4WhereNoDuckHasGoneBefore Where No Duck has Gone Before]]", after the "prop" spaceship blasts into outer space, taking his nephews with it, Scrooge takes his frustrations out on the ground control transmitter, before asking Gyro if they have a radio to communicate. |
| 599 | --->'''Gyro:''' ''[points nervously at wreckage]'' Well, yes... and no.\ |
| 600 | ''[Scrooge whimpers, realising what he's done]'' |
| 601 | ** In "A Whale of a Bad Time" (part 2 of the "Catch as Cash Can" story arc), Scrooge receives the "bad news" that one of his ships was lost and the "good news" that it was only a small shipment of ice cream. What the employee relaying said news ''doesn't'' know is that that very ship secretly contained half his boss' fortune... |
| 602 | --->'''Scrooge:''' A sea monster ''ate my ice cream!!'' |
| 603 | * From ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'': |
| 604 | ** The episode "Spaced Out!" features this a couple of times. |
| 605 | --->'''Timmy:''' So what's the good news?\ |
| 606 | '''Cosmo:''' The alien we got you is actually a prince from [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy the dreaded war-planet]] Yugopotamia!\ |
| 607 | '''Wanda:''' And his parents are on their way to destroy the Earth and rescue their son!\ |
| 608 | '''Timmy:''' Then what's the ''bad'' news?\ |
| 609 | '''Wanda:''' Oh wait... that ''was'' the bad news.\ |
| 610 | '''Timmy:''' ''Then what's the good news''!?\ |
| 611 | '''Cosmo:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I found a nickel]]! |
| 612 | ** Later, it happens again. Cosmo's interpretation is that the "good" news is he named the nickel Phillip. The bad news is [[GenderBlenderName it's a girl nickel]]. |
| 613 | ** Cosmo's doctor does this after he undergoes an organ transplant. The doctor calls to report he has good news, bad news, worse news, terrible news, etc. |
| 614 | * In ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', whenever the Professor Farnsworth says "Good news, everyone!", he's inevitably going to announce something horrible. |
| 615 | ** Parodied in one episode when he's announcing something even worse than normal and simply says "News, everyone!" in exactly the same tone of voice as normal and lampshaded in "The Sting" when he says (in exactly the same tone of voice as normal) "Bad news everyone! Now normally when I say "Good news" it's usually bad news. So you can imagine how bad this news actually is." |
| 616 | ** There's the one time where Farnsworth catches himself: "Wait a minute, that's not good news at all!" Which is because this time, the bad news applies to himself. It's pretty much good news to the rest of the group. |
| 617 | ** Also parodied in "Less Than Zero", when he says, "Good news, anyone!" and "Bad news, nobody!" |
| 618 | ** In the FreakyFridayFlip episode, he and Amy try to switch to their original bodies. When they fail, he says "Bad news, me." |
| 619 | * A variation happens on ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'' when [[LaResistance The Resisty]] goes up against [[TheMothership The Massive]]. |
| 620 | -->'''[[RebelLeader Lard Nar]]:''' Was that part of the bad news?\ |
| 621 | '''[[CloudCuckooLander Shloonktapooxis]]:''' Yeah... our power core has been teleported ''OUT'' of the ship!\ |
| 622 | '''Lard Nar:''' And the good news?!\ |
| 623 | '''Shloonktapooxis:''' Well, [[BadNewsInAGoodWay it's been replaced by a new,]] ''[[BadNewsInAGoodWay HORRIBLE]]'' [[BadNewsInAGoodWay one]]! |
| 624 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheMagicRoundabout'': In the CGI Series episode "Mr. Rusty's Luck", this exchange between Dougal and Florence after what happened to Mr. Pickles, Mr. Rusty's lucky teddy. |
| 625 | -->'''Dougal:''' I've got some good news and some bad news about Mr. Rusty's lucky teddy. The good news is, I got Mr. Pickles right here.\ |
| 626 | '''Florence:''' ''(beginning to frown suspiciously)'' And the bad news, Dougal?\ |
| 627 | '''Dougal:''' He's now a lucky bag of bits.\ |
| 628 | ''(He shows her the remains of Mr. Pickles in a paper bag.)''\ |
| 629 | '''Florence:''' ''(gasps)'' Dougal! I don't think Mr. Rusty is going to think this is very lucky! |
| 630 | * ''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug'': In "Oblivio", the heroes are avoiding a supervillain [[AmnesiaDanger while suffering from amnesia]]. After a phone call to her mother to gather clues about their predicament, Marinette has this to say to Adrien: |
| 631 | -->'''Marinette:''' I have both good news and bad news. The good news is there are superheroes in the tower that will stop that supervillain. The bad news is ''we're'' the superheroes, and that thing that's chasing us is a ''supervillain'', and we're supposed to be defeating it with superpowers ''we no longer have!'' |
| 632 | * The Not So Good News variant shows up in the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' episode "Dragonshy" |
| 633 | -->'''Twilight Sparkle:''' Listen up! Smoke is spreading over all of Equestria... but don't worry, I've just received a letter from Princess Celestia informing me that it is not coming from a fire.\ |
| 634 | '''Fluttershy:''' Oh, thank goodness.\ |
| 635 | '''Twilight Sparkle:''' It's coming from a dragon. |
| 636 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/{{Numberjacks}}'' episode "Nine Lives", there's this exchange: |
| 637 | -->'''Five:''' Six! We've got some good news, and some bad news.\ |
| 638 | '''Six:''' What is it?\ |
| 639 | '''Five:''' We know how to solve the puzzle.\ |
| 640 | '''Six:''' Good. And the bad news?\ |
| 641 | '''Five:''' You've got to turn into two 3s.\ |
| 642 | '''Six:''' [[BigWhat What?!]] |
| 643 | :: Naturally, Three herself takes this news with excitement. |
| 644 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' episode [[Recap/PhineasAndFerbOhThereYouArePerry "Oh, There You Are, Perry"]], Monogram explains Perry's relocation in this way: the bad news being Doofenshmirtz has been re-classified as a minor threat, and the good news being Perry will be reassigned to another family in order to fight a bigger threat. He later realizes he got the good news and the bad news all mixed up. |
| 645 | * ''WesternAnimation/ReadyJetGo'': In "Sean's Robotic Arm", Jet delivers this in the form of "Good News, Better News". The "Good News" (which is actually bad news) is that Jet's broken Bortronian robot arms have been sent back to Bortron 7 for parts, which will take a week even with expedited intergalactic shipping. Then Jet reveals that there are no better news. |
| 646 | * Done when ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'' meet Mee-Krah -- an unstoppable force of pure energy that absorbs other ghosts and scorches any land it passes over until it's as hot and barren as a desert -- in the episode "Standing Room Only." |
| 647 | -->'''Peter:''' We've got bad news... and terrible news.\ |
| 648 | '''Winston:''' Bad news first.\ |
| 649 | '''Egon:''' We couldn't stop Mee-Krah.\ |
| 650 | '''Ray:''' And the terrible news?\ |
| 651 | '''Egon:''' We're going to get another chance at it...\ |
| 652 | '''Peter:''' ...because it's heading straight for us. |
| 653 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/RoadRovers'' episode "A Hair of the Dog That Bit You", the Rovers fear that Exile had been bitten by a werewolf, and while they're on their way to England to find a cure, a full moon comes out and nothing seems to happen. |
| 654 | -->'''Hunter:''' ''[talking to Blitz via radio]'' Sky Rover to Cloud Rover. I've got good news: Exile is not a werewolf!\ |
| 655 | '''Blitz:''' And I've got bad news: [[spoiler: ''Colleen is!'']] |
| 656 | %%* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'': [[http://robotchicken.wikia.com/wiki/Good_News_and_Bad_News A doctor has news for his patient]]. |
| 657 | * Played with on ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' in "Treehouse of Horror III". |
| 658 | -->'''Shopkeeper:''' Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!\ |
| 659 | '''Homer:''' Ooh, that's bad.\ |
| 660 | '''Shopkeeper:''' But it comes with a free frogurt!\ |
| 661 | '''Homer:''' That's good!\ |
| 662 | '''Shopkeeper:''' The frogurt is ''also'' cursed.\ |
| 663 | '''Homer:''' That's bad.\ |
| 664 | '''Shopkeeper:''' But you get your choice of toppings!\ |
| 665 | '''Homer:''' That's good!\ |
| 666 | '''Shopkeeper:''' The toppings contain potassium benzoate.\ |
| 667 | ''[Homer looks puzzled]''\ |
| 668 | '''Shopkeeper:''' ...That's bad.\ |
| 669 | '''Homer:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Can I go now?]] |
| 670 | * From ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'': |
| 671 | -->'''Terrance:''' I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is that you have cancer. |
| 672 | * ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'': In [[Recap/StarWarsTheCloneWarsS3E17GhostsOfMortis "Ghosts of Mortis"]]: |
| 673 | -->'''Ahsoka:''' Do you want the bad news, or the ''really'' bad news?\ |
| 674 | '''Obi-Wan:''' Let's try the bad news, laced with a little optimism. |
| 675 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/TaleSpin'' episode, "On a Wing and a Bear", Baloo fails his pilot's test around the same time Shere Khan raises gas prices due to a fuel shortage he hired Don Karnage to stage. When Baloo returns to Higher to Higher, this exchange occurs between him and Rebecca: |
| 676 | -->'''Baloo:''' Do you want the good news or the bad news?\ |
| 677 | '''Rebecca:''' Let's get the bad news over with.\ |
| 678 | '''Baloo:''' Fine. Gas prices went higher.\ |
| 679 | '''Rebecca:''' I know that! What's the good news?\ |
| 680 | '''Baloo:''' You won't need any gas, cause' I can't fly; no license! |
| 681 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales'' episode ''The Ballad of Little Joe'' (A Western adaptation of Joseph from the Bible), Joe gives a variation where it’s good news for one and bad news for the other two prisoners after interpreting their dreams. |
| 682 | -->'''Joe:''' Well, there's good news and bad news. ''[to the Baker]'' You're going back to work today! ''[to the Blacksmith]'' But you're being sent up the river. ''[back to the Baker]'' Congratulations! ''[back to the Blacksmith]'' So sorry. |
| 683 | * In ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', Colonel Gathers pulls the "There is No Good News" variant on Brock. |
| 684 | -->'''Gathers:''' Do you want the bad news or the good news first?\ |
| 685 | '''Brock:''' I don't know... the good news?\ |
| 686 | '''Gathers:''' THERE IS NO GOOD NEWS! Just bad news and ''weird'' news... |
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