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6	The ubiquitous 2×4, (even though it's really 1½"×3½" in real life)[[labelnote:*]]Even more erroneously, this name is also used for 4x4 wood, which are perfectly square and make for perfect improvised clubs[[/labelnote]] found just about everywhere at hardware stores, construction sites, home renovations, garages, and just about anywhere else there's wood to be found. It's an unassuming little item, highly flexible in its possible applications, able to serve as either construction material for building a home, protecting said home against [[BerserkBoardBarricade unwanted intrusion]]... or even an expedient substitute when a [[BatterUp baseball bat]] isn't available. Bonus points if there are [[SavageSpikedWeapons nails, screws, bolts or even spikes]] on the business end for added pain.
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8	This weapon is surprisingly prevalent in works involving brawls taking place in a urban setting (especially {{Beat Em Up}}s), either in the hands of the good guys or bad guys (usually [[{{Mook}} disposable thug/punks]]). It's also very common to see in ZombieApocalypse scenarios which already loves making use of {{Improbable\|WeaponUser}} {{Improvised Weapon}}s.
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10	This trope covers all other kinds of lumber/timber from wooden poles/sticks, boards, planks, and etc. of different shapes and sizes. As long as it's a piece of construction wood and used as a weapon. Other wooden weapons such as [[BatterUp Baseball/cricket bats]], [[CarryABigStick wooden clubs/maces]] or [[MartialArtsStaff staves]][=/=]spears have their own tropes.
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12	Needless to say, a subtrope of ImprovisedWeapon. While it may seem the same as CarryABigStick, it falls more under ImprobableWeaponUser category due to the awkwardness that would be encountered when trying to wield a wooden plank/board as a weapon in its standard form.
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14	!!Examples:
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18	* ''Film/{{Clownhouse}}'': When Casey and Geoffrey are confronted by a MonsterClown in the attic, Geoffrey hits him repeatedly in the head with a piece of timber, forcing him to back up. As he does so, Casey [[KneelPushTrip kneels down at the top of the stairs. The retreating clown trips over him]] and takes a StaircaseTumble.
19	%%* Sara and Billy utilize this trope in ''Film/{{Day of the Dead\|1985}}'' when they're locked in the corral full of zombies.
20	* ''Film/DreamHome'' have a rather gruesome murder scene where the victim has a plank shoved down her throat to death.
21	* ''Film/TheEvilDead1981'': Ash uses a large wooden plank to beat his demonically possessed girlfriend Linda after she digs herself out of her grave. It eventually breaks and he has to [[OffWithHisHead decapitate her]] with a [[ShovelStrike shovel]] before she can kill him.
22	* Used for a VisualPun in ''Film/HotShotsPartDeux''. During the TrainStationGoodbye, a conductor cries out "BOARD! BOARD!" to the passengers waiting to get on the train. One man ignores him only to get clonked in the head by a carpenter carrying a 2x4.
23	-->'''Conductor:''' Warned ya twice.
24	* ''Film/JMenForever''. Rocket Jock tries using one against TinCanRobot [=R2ScrewU=] to little effect. "Did you hear the one about the robot and the ''pole!"''
25	* The infected in ''Film/TheLastManOnEarth'' make use of 2×4s in their efforts to kill Robert Morgan.
26	* ''Film/{{Night of the Living Dead\|1990}}'' features 2×4s being used both to reinforce the windows and doors, and to dispatch a zombie when things have gone from bad to worse.
27	%%* ''Film/TheThreeStooges'' made frequent use of this trope, sometimes accidentally, sometimes deliberately.
28	* ''Film/TommyBoy'': When Richard's car is well and truly ruined thanks to Tommy, he angrily pulls off the highway next to a 'Prehistoric Forest' roadside attraction, and has it out with him. They step out of the car to duke it out, and Tommy lets Richard take his best shot. After a couple of punches have no effect, Richard picks up a 2×4 and smacks Tommy across the face, knocking him cold. Richard looks up and says "Hey, Prehistoric Forest!"
29	* In the western comedy ''Film/TheVillain'', protagonist Cactus Jack Slade is in a saloon gratuitously punching people in various ways and [[CallingYourAttacks naming them]] as he does so. (Upper cut, right cross, and so forth.) He finally gets a taste of his own medicine and then some: "And that's a 2×4."
30	* Chris Vaughn (played by Creator/DwayneJohnson) in ''Film/WalkingTall2004'' arms himself with a 4x4 piece of wood as he enters the casino, he later has the 4x4 made into an {{Improvised\|Weapon}} [[BatterUp baseball bat]].
31	** This film was of course a remake of ''Film/WalkingTall1973'' and it's various sequels where Buford Pusser (himself a RealLife example) would smash up the Dixie Mob's moonshine stills with various pieces of lumber.
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35	* In ''Series/AshVsEvilDead'', when getting a rematch with [[spoiler:the Deadite-possesed Henrietta (well technically the past version of her), Ash tries to use a wooden plank with some nails hammered through it to fight her, although due to being an undead bloated corpse. All it does is have [[NoSell the nails end up getting stuck to her body]].]]
36	* ''Series/TheATeam'' made occasional use of this trope whenever BA needed to go flying for a mission, and [[TapOnTheHead the usual sedative wasn't available for the job]].
37	* ''Series/MidsomerMurders'':
38	** In "[[Recap/MidsomerMurder[ The Village That Rose from the Dead]]", Milo Craven is on the phone to his wife when the killer whacks him on the head with a length of wood.
39	** In "[[Recap/MidsomerMurdersS24E4 Sins of Commission]]", while walking through the cemetery, Winter gets hit over the head with a length of wood and [[TapOnTheHead knocked out]].
40	* In the BBC series ''Series/TheYoungOnes'' Vivian rips up a floorboard and uses it to beat Rick over the head with.
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44	* Wrestling/HacksawJimDuggan famously made use of a 2×4 as a weapon, he started right about the time he feuded with "Hacksaw" Butch Reed over who was the true "hacksaw".
45	* During her time with Wrestling/{{Raven}}, Wrestling/TerriPoch would interfere in his matches by hitting his opponent with a 2×4.
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49	* Taking inspiration from old-school {{BeatEmUp}}s, ''VideoGame/ActionDoom2UrbanBrawl'' naturally has a wooden plank as an available weapon, not only that however it's also got a long spike (weirdly nailed through the thin side instead of the broad flat side) and has tape wrapped around the other end to serve as a handle.
50	* ''VideoGame/CastleCrashers'' features the 2×4 as an available weapon in the Blacksmith DLC pack.
51	* Like many zombie games, ''VideoGame/{{Cataclysm}}'' has these as a weapon. They're actually quite weak, but they're better than your bare hands (unless you have enough points in unarmed combat) and easy to find (just break some furniture, or have a zombie do that for you). You can also craft a version with nails in it for added damage.
52	* Easily one of the more plentiful melee weapons to see in ''VideoGame/CondemnedCriminalOrigins'' and ''VideoGame/Condemned2Bloodshot'', but not only that they come in many different flavors as well. From plain, to [[SavageSpikedWeapons ones with bolts or nails through them]] and even ones that are burning. The last one is especially important as you have to use them in the final levels were you lack a flashlight for illumination
53	* The first craftable melee weapon in ''VideoGame/{{Darkwood}}'' is the "Board with Nails". The community of the game has even created a challenge where you only have that weapon to beat the game.
54	* The 2×4 is a very common weapon in the ''VideoGame/DeadRising'' series.
55	** Thanks to the combo weapon system introduced from [[VideoGame/DeadRising2 2]] and used onward. There are a few combo weapons to be made with the ubiquitous 2" x 4". In [[VideoGame/DeadRising3 3]] Nick can make [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/deadrising/images/b/b6/Heavy_Metal_Blueprint.png/ "Heavy Metal"]] a combo weapon made with another ubiquitous weapon, [[PipePain the Lead Pipe]]. Creating a large improvised and very gnarly-looking mace.
56	* The wooden plank is a common weapon found in ''VideoGame/DeadIsland'' and is often wielded by zombies.
57	* ''Videogame/DyingLight'' has a large arsenal of [[ImprovisedWeapon improvised melee weapons]], which also includes the wooden plank as a usable weapon for dispatching zombies. Like all melee weapons you can also modify and upgrade it to further it's effectiveness.
58	* ''VideoGame/{{Fallout}}'':
59	** ''VideoGame/Fallout3'' and ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'' features a nailed plank as a common weapon among mutants and raiders, with at least one variant called the "Board of Education".
60	** It appears [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/5/5e/Board.png/ again]] in ''VideoGame/Fallout4'' and ''[[VideoGame/Fallout76 76]]'', although very different from most kinds of 2x4 or 4x4 weapons, instead it looks somewhat akin to a cricket bat with even a long relatively thin handle that's wrapped with duct tape for grip. It can be seen often in the hands of the super mutants. Thanks to 4's rather robust weapon customization system you can give your plank different upgrades to make it more viable as a weapon.
61	* A weapon available to the Camp Counselors in ''VideoGame/FridayThe13thTheGame'' is the wood plank. It's pretty mediocotre weapon but better than being barehanded, it's also very common to find throughout the various outdoor areas on the maps.
62	* ''VideoGame/FullThrottle'' features this as one of the weapons you can obtain at the Mine Road when engaging in some MotorcycleJousting, [[spoiler:out of all the weapons it is the one needed to obtain the Cavefish's goggles]].
63	* The wooden plank is an environmental weapon available in ''VideoGame/GuildWars2'', it appears to be tapered and even has it's own moveset when used by the warrior class (although the uniqueness is mostly relegated to move names).
64	* The Wood Board is an available melee weapon in ''VideoGame/TheLastStand: Union City''; it's even described as "good old 2x4". It's a somewhat common weapon to find, and decent when the alternatives are broken tire irons and pocket knives, although you're encouraged to replace it with something better when you have the chance. Later on, you can get a quest for a broken wooden board, some nails and a roll of tape. Completing it nets you the Heavy version[[note]]added weight and damage[[/note]] of [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/tlaststand/images/7/70/Nailboard.PNG/ the Nail Board,]] one of the best weapons in the early game and able to one-shot most zombies with a swing to the head even in mid-game areas.
65	* The 2×4 is a very common weapon in ''VideoGame/TheLastOfUs'', and is in fact the first melee weapon you come across. [[BreakableWeapons Durability is weak]], able to withstand only four hits in its unmodified form before breaking apart, but it proves to be quite common, so another is easy enough to find when facing other humans. Interestingly enough they call it a 2×4 in the game despite the fact that it's clearly square (likely a 4x4).
66	* Used impulsively by Rachel Amber in Episode 3 of ''VideoGame/LifeIsStrangeBeforeTheStorm'' on [[spoiler:Damon Merrick]] after he [[spoiler:draws a knife on her]] in the junkyard in frustration at her asking too many questions about [[spoiler:Sera Gearhardt]]. This ends as you would expect: [[spoiler:Damon stabs her in response, and the only reason Rachel survives is a combination of Frank holding Damon off and Chloe frantically driving her to the hospital; James later even notes that a few more minutes and she would have died.]]
67	* ''VideoGame/MOTHER3'' has Flint, who uses a 2-by-4 as his weapon of choice. He uses it to beat the stuffing out of everything in his way. [[spoiler: When he goes into an UnstoppableRage over his wife's death, Lighter has to [[TapOnTheHead whack him in the back of the head with it to knock him out]]. It was the only way to get him to stop attacking the other villagers as they try to comfort him and reign in his fury.]]
68	* ''VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite'': Timburr fights with the wooden beam that it always carries.
69	* ''VideoGame/ProjectZomboid'' lets players use the wooden plank either as building materials or as a weapon, either by itself, or modified with nails to create the nailed plank.
70	* Used a few times in ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil''.
71	** ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'' has Ashley, when first meeting with Leon, toss a plank at him.
72	** The Majini of ''Videogame/ResidentEvil5'' are armed with a variety of melee weapons, including wooden planks with [[SavageSpikedWeapons nails hammered into the end]].
73	** One of the available melee weapons in ''VideoGame/ResidentEvilOutbreak'' that can be used by most survivors.
74	* Appears twice in the ''Franchise/SilentHill'' series.
75	** The first weapon James Sunderland equips in ''VideoGame/SilentHill2'' is the wooden plank that he rips from a safety barricade, complete with rusty nails stuck in the end. It's narrower than your usual 2×4, looking more like a 2×2 fencing post. He makes use of it when he first encounters a Lying Figure. While obviously weaker than the [[PipePain pipe]] you receive later in the game, it has the bonus of being much quicker to swing and allowing James to move freely and even run while swinging it.
76	** ''VideoGame/SilentHillBookOfMemories'' also features the wooden plank as a weapon. But unlike ''VideoGame/SilentHill2'', ''Book of Memories'' features the BreakableWeapons system, so it's only a temporary weapon.
77	* The ''VideoGame/{{Splatterhouse}}'' series features the 2×4 as a very common available weapon. It naturally returns in the 2010 remake with a much meaner-looking appearance to fit with the remake's DarkerAndEdgier aesthetic. Instead of being a simple piece of lumber, it's more like one big block of wood that has several smaller pieces of wood nailed to it with railroad spikes and nails, acting more like an {{Improvised\|Weapon}} [[SavageSpikedWeapons spiky]] [[CarryABigStick wooden mace]], it's a very common weapon to find and is classified as a medium-strength bludgeoning weapon. It was even voted number 95 in [=IGN=]'s [[http://www.ign.com/top/video-game-weapons/95 Top 100 weapons in video games list]].
78	-->'''Terror Mask:''' 2x4... handy. Let's do some fucking carpentry.
79	* ''VideoGame/UnboundSaga'' have planks as a recurring melee weapon, which you can pick up after smashing benches, craates, or any breakable environments, before picking up long wooden pieces to swing like baseball bats.
80	* The video game ''VideoGame/UrbanReign'' features the 2×4 as a playable weapon, but it breaks after one use.
81	* ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' features a wooden board with a nail through it as a one handed weapon, simply and aptly named the spiked wooden plank.
82	* A great number of wrestling video games lets you use a piece of lumber, thanks to the aforementioned Wrestling/HacksawJimDuggan.
83	* A common weapon to be found in the ''VideoGame/{{Yakuza}}'' series, usually referred to as "Lumber" (or any other names) and very prevalent. Either as something that can be bought from shops or picked up off the street/floor/wherever the fighting is, to deliver the hurt on some {{Mook}}s. It usually comes in a 4x4 shape but it's length either goes from club-like to staff-like (referred to as "Long Lumber"), and as with every weapon have some HEAT moves to deliver some serious pain.
84	** Shinada from ''VideoGame/Yakuza5'' doesn't enjoy the BatterUp trope, but is willing to use his skills from his baseball career to deliver some mean attacks with blunt weapons. Lumber is one of his preferred weapons, with one of his Revelations showing him use Lumber against a mook.
85	** Ichiban's "Hero" class from ''VideoGame/YakuzaLikeADragon'', mainly makes use of [[BatterUp baseball bats]] or any other blunt weapons. Which includes two kinds of Lumber, the regular 4x4 or [[KillItWithFire Flaming]] [[FlamingSword Lumber]].
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89	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY_ZUvCv9C_tv5yC0YR0eWg Zombie Go Boom]]'':
90	** The show has tested the 2×4 as a possible zombie apocalypse weapon, and have found that it can indeed destroy their test skull analog zombie heads. It's even stated as being [[FirstInstallmentWins Jim Goza's]] favorite weapon.
91	** They also try out in making [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwNYKiB1IqE a real version]] of the Toys/NERFBrand [[https://nerf.fandom.com/wiki/2x4 Zombie Strike club]]. Which is a strangely shaped piece of wood with what appears to be either door hinges or a piece of sheet metal, wrapped then riveted/screwed onto it. Upon testing they find out it is a surprisingly very practical budget weapon in practice.
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95	* In the ''WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch'' episode pitting the best known James Bond actors, Sean Connery and Roger Moore against one another, it's a battle of improbable spy gadgets. Sean Connery eventually pulls out a board with a nail hammered through it.
96	* In the ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' episode "The Redneck of Rainey Street" Kahn and Hank square off in a stick fight with 2×4s, with the latter trying to talk the former out of his adopted redneck lifestyle.
97	* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', Moe Szyslak's weapon of choice is a plank with nails sticking out; he once wins a Duff Beer sponsored "best bartender" contest when he wins the drunk tossing portion by chasing Barney with one.
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101	* In Los Angeles, California, a pit bull attack on an animal control officer was caught on tape while the officer was investigating reports on said animal. While the present camera crew failed to stop the attack, a neighbor came to the rescue and beat the dog off of the officer with a 2×4.
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