Line #2 Main/CowTipping


1	[[quoteright:350:[[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/cow_tipping.png]]]]
2	[[caption-width-right:350:What a load of bull.]]
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4	->''"That's called cow tipping! Haw, Haw, Haw!"''
5	-->-- '''Snotty Boy''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Barnyard}}''
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7	People (usually those afflicted by SmallTownBoredom) will sneak out at night and try to tip a cow over, because as you all know cows sleep upright and are too dumb or weak to do anything about people pushing them over. When they finally fall they will just lie on the ground helpless until someone gets them back on their feet. Right?
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9	Actually no. In RealLife this is downright impossible, because:
10	# Cows don't sleep standing up (though horses do, sometimes).
11	# Cows are very heavy and you need a lot of strength and force to be able to get the animal into motion. It will likely reorient its footing while you are wasting energy pushing against it.
12	# Unless injured or sick, cows are perfectly able to lie down and regain their footing whenever they want.
13	# You will probably make the cow angry, and it will try to defend itself, [[JustForFun/TelevisionIsTryingToKillUs possibly killing anyone who attempts this]].
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15	A subtrope of ArtisticLicenseBiology and a popular {{Urban Legend\|s}} (you see, there's a reason why it is called an [[CitySlicker urban]] legend and not a ''rural'' one). See also ConstantlyLactatingCow for another trope about cattle being portrayed inaccurately.
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17	!!Examples:
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21	[[folder:Advertising]]
22	* Referenced in a ''Advertising/GotMilk'' ad featuring ''Franchise/ThePowerpuffGirls'' characters. The Gangreen Gang invade Pokey Oaks and steal the kindergartners' chocolate milk. Ace calls it "better than cow tipping".
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25	[[folder:Art]]
26	* Among the life-sized decorated cow statues from the [=CowParade=] international public art exhibition is one piece, "Tipped Kansas Cow", which was modified to balance on its front legs and snout rather than on all fours. It's also painted all over with sunflowers (the Kansas state flower).
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29	[[folder:Film -- Animation]]
30	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Barnyard}}'': After Snotty Boy cowtips an innocent cow along with his friends, Otis and the Jersey Cows turn the tables.
31	-->'''Otis:''' [[IronicEcho That's called "boy tipping"! HA, HA, HA!]]
32	** In the film’s tie in video game, one of the minigames focuses on trying to stop people (and later raccoons) from tipping cows by shooting them with tomatoes.
33	* Parodied in ''WesternAnimation/Cars1''. Mater invites Lightning to go "tractor tipping" ([[FantasticFaunaCounterpart tractors being the car world's analog of cows]]). He honks his horn, startling the tractor into driving forward and rearing back, which ends with it aiming straight up until it's fully awake enough to right itself. Lightning, who doesn't have a horn, gives it a try... by revving his engine, which is loud enough to startle the ''entire pasture''.
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36	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
37	* ''{{Film/Heathers}}'' has a scene where two {{Dumb Jock}}s try to impress Veronica and a Heather by cow tipping despite the girl's obvious displeasure at being there. When the boys succeed in pushing the beast over, it lands in a puddle and splatters the girls with mud.
38	* ''Film/ILoveYouBethCooper'': Rich, Cammy, and Treece come across a field of cows while drunk and decide to tip one of them [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome and all three of them pushing together on the cow does not do anything other than starting a stampede that chases them out of the field]].
39	-->'''Cammy''': Cows!\
40	'''Treece''': Let's tip one.\
41	'''Rich''': What, isn't that like an {{urban legend\|s}}?
42	* The 2005 MadeForTVMovie, ''Film/Larva2005'' starts with four teenagers going cow tipping in a Missouri field and after they push one of them over, they find out that it was already dead on its feet. As the teens are running away, laughing at what they had done, the parasites start chewing their way out of carcass.
43	* ''Film/TommyBoy'': The title character takes his soon-to-be-stepbrother out cow tipping. However, when he attempts to knock the cow over, he slips in the mud, the cow moos, the farmer comes out and chases them off with a shotgun.
44	* Referenced in ''Film/SeasonOfMiracles''. Donnie asks Zack, "Swimming in summer, or cow tipping in winter?" Zack replies, "Swimming in the summer, I guess."
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47	[[folder:Literature]]
48	* ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'': As they're acquiring cows at night, a bunch of drunken fratboys show up to try tipping cows. Problem is, they run unto Ax first, and though he does his best to look like a cow by hiding his tail and twisting his stalk eyes like horns. It doesn't work, and he just knocks them out (Rachel suggests decapitation, as they won't be missed).
49	* Referenced in ''Literature/TheManyHalfLivedLivesOfSamSylvester''. When a kid asks Sam a question about their life in Montana, they make a joke about cow tipping, not wanting to talk about [[HomophobicHateCrime what really happened]].
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52	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
53	* ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'': At the start of "The Thanksgiving Decoupling", Sheldon and Leonard try to mathematically prove to Penny that cow tipping is impossible despite her memories of it. Leonard suggests that she [[HardDrinkingPartyGirl was drunk enough]] that ''she'' was the one that fell over.
54	-->'''Penny''': That would explain why the sky was also on its side.
55	* The invention exchange for ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' episode ''Film/AlienFromLA'' had Mike install "Fridge Utters" into a refrigerator to dispense varieties of milk (and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick crushed ice]]). Crow suggests getting drunk and "going fridge-tipping" later, and he's later shown to have tried, flattened under the fridge.
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58	[[folder:Music]]
59	* The Music/Blink182 song, "Degenerate" from the ''Dude Ranch'' album has the lyrics:
60	-->''Went to a farm to tip some cows''\
61	''Forgot that I left my pants down''\
62	''Bent over to pick them up''\
63	''Felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-dum''
64	* Music/CarrieUnderwood's song "I Ain't in Checotah Anymore" contains the lines:
65	-->''I'd rather be tipping cows in Tulsa''\
66	''Than hailing cabs here in New York''\
67	''But I ain't in Checotah anymore''
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70	[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
71	* [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1996/06/16 The 06/16/96 strip]] of ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' has Jon mention that he once went out cow tipping with some friends when he turned eighteen, which [[CatsAreMean inspires Garfield]] to tip over [[DogsAreDumb Odie]].
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74	[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
75	* Alluded to in ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade'', where "cow tipping" is a slang term for feeding on farm animals.
76	* ''One Night Ultimate Alien'' adds the Cow as a new role to ''TabletopGame/OneNightUltimateWerewolf''. Her action: stick out her fist. An alien sitting next to her can tip the Cow by tapping her fist. (No, they're not [[AliensStealCattle abducting them]].)
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79	[[folder:Video Games]]
80	* ''VideoGame/AsheronsCall'' has the "[[http://asheron.wikia.com/wiki/Cow_Tipping Cow Tipping]]" quest that requires tipping 300 cows for a guy who is rather paranoid about cattle.
81	-->'''[[https://asheron.fandom.com/wiki/Dwennon Dwennon]]''': You've seen them lingering around town, haven't you? They've been here all along, you know that, don't you? They have spies all over the place. They see and hear everything. They must be stopped, and stopped the only way we know how. Simply killing them isn't good enough, we need to tip them and tip them often. Go, go tip the cows, they must be stopped!
82	* ''VideoGame/TheBardsTale''. There are a number of cows in [[FirstTown Houton]] that the Bard can push over and if you tip enough of them, a very angry cow will attack him.
83	* The seventh [[TheManyDeathsOfYou Die-O-Rama]] from ''[[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot Crash Tag Team Racing]]'' has Crash notice a sign that warns him not to tip cows and [[HeroicComedicSociopath immediately decide to tip the cow standing beside it]]. The bandicoot [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome tires himself out as he budges the cow to no avail]], and the cow, unamused by his attempted prank, proceeds to strangle him with its tail before finishing him off with a [[ToiletHumor point-blank fart to his face]].
84	* ''VideoGame/DayOfTheTentacle''. [[BigBad Purple Tentacle]] indulges in some cow tipping as the beginning of his crime wave. He even makes the headlines for this.
85	-->Rash of Cow Tipping Baffles Police - Triangular Man Spotted at Scene.
86	* Recorder, a funny modded follower for ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim,]]'' brings up a very valid point in regards to the livestock of the land.
87	-->Surprising there is no milk option on the menu. What are all those cows for? Tipping?
88	* ''VideoGame/EverquestII'': The "[[http://eq2.wikia.com/wiki/Brell%27s_Everlasting_Brew Brell's Everlasting Brew]]" quest for Brew Day requires tipping over Farmer Prew Drowers' cow, Betsy and stealing some of Prew's hops while he is helping her get back up.
89	* All games ''VideoGame/{{Fallout}}'' series (bar ''4'') allow the player to indulge in Brahmin-tipping (Brahmin being two-headed cows that were mutated by exposure to radiation following the nuclear war).
90	** In ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 4}}'', one of the random dialogs from Brotherhood of Steel Vertibird pilots is that they occasionally use their aircraft to do this when they're bored.
91	* As a subtle in-joke in ''VideoGame/HearthstoneHeroesOfWarcraft'' said when the Friendly Bartender card is played.
92	-->'''Friendly Bartender''': Don't forget to tip your tauren!"
93	* ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' has an [[CosmeticAward achievement]] in console versions and older PC versions called "Cow Tipping", which involves picking up leather, preferably from a dead cow (but getting one from fishing or a loot chest also works). The death animation of mobs, including cows, is them simply tipping over sideways, making it look like deadly cow tipping.
94	* ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'': [[CrusadingLawyer Phoenix]] is insulted when [[spoiler:[[DirtyCop Damon]] [[EvilOldFolks Gant]]]] suggests that he would not have the guts to break into his office to [[FrameUp plant evidence]] and retorts by claiming that he was adventurous enough to tip cows.
95	-->'''Phoenix''': What!? I'll have you know, back in the day, I once broke into a cattle ranch and tipped--\
96	'''Judge''': M-Mr Wright! What are you saying?!
97	* Sims can tip cows in the UsefulNotes/NintendoDS version of ''Videogame/TheSims2'' or if they have the "Milkin' It Dairy Corral" from the "Farm Fresh Folk Set" DownloadableContent for ''VideoGame/TheSims3''. There is a good chance that the sim will end up on his/her backside instead but if the sim is successful, they can milk the cow to produce a milkshake!
98	* Repeatedly clicking on a cow in ''VideoGame/UltimaOnline'' causes it to tip over.
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101	[[folder:Webcomics]]
102	* In "[[http://awkwardzombie.com/comic/pro-tipping Pro Tipping]]" from ''Webcomic/AwkwardZombie'', two boys get more then they bargained for when they go [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Miltank]]-tipping and start its RollingAttack (even though the Miltank is still asleep!}.
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105	[[folder:Websites]]
106	* ''WebSite/GaiaOnline'': The Halloween event in 2006, The Zurg, added cows that could be tipped and rewarded the player a cowbell for tipping 30 of them. There are also cows in ''zOMG!'', residing on Rancher Bill's ranch that can be tipped.
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109	[[folder:Western Animation]]
110	* In one special of ''WesternAnimation/AllGrownUp'' where the kids go to a farm, Susie tries to do this, but the cow keeps laying down before she can. Eventually, the boy on the farm tells her cowtipping is just a myth, to which Susie says it's like {{Sewer Gator}}s, much to the boy's disappointment.
111	* ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead''. As shown in the page image, a 1994 episode of the show has Beavis and Butthead try to do this. They succeed in the end, but Beavis gets crushed underneath the cow's weight.
112	* ''{{WesternAnimation/Ben 10}}'': Three boys sneak onto a farm to tip cows at the start of the "Under Wraps" episode. Todd's attempt on a bull fails to move it even an inch and instead manages to greatly enrage it.
113	* ''WesternAnimation/CampLakebottom'': The campers try to do this in the "Bloody Marty" episode while staying up past their bedtime and playing with Marty.
114	-->'''Squirt''': Cows sleep standing up, if you sneak up on them, you can tip them over.\
115	'''Bloody Marty''': What are you doing man? (''Puts a dollar on the on the cow's horn'') I already tipped him!
116	* ''WesternAnimation/DragonsRidersOfBerk'' "[[Recap/DragonsRidersOfBerkS1E7HowToPickYourDragon How to Pick Your Dragon]]". While flying over the island on the back of Toothless, Stoick spots a field filled with fallen yaks. He quickly catches Tuffnut and Ruffnut as the culprits behind the yak-tipping.
117	* Variant in ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'': while the Eds are chasing a balloon, they bump into a cow, which then falls on Rolf.
118	--> '''Rolf:''' Never again will Rolf store his keys in his trouser pockets.
119	* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'': A brief section of the "The Deep End" episode has a rather dopey UsefulNotes/BillClinton cow tipping.
120	-->'''Bill''': I'm Bill Clinton. I'm going to push over that cow.
121	* In the ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'' episode, "Cow Bot", in order to defeat the titular robot, Sonic has to distract it while his friends tip it over. Once it's on its side, then Tails can reprogram it.
122	* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'': During a confessional in "[[Recap/TotalDramaSkyFall Sky Fall]]" about her injured nose, Sugar recalls a time she tried to tip a cow. Her nose injury back then wasn't the cow's doing, but rather the fact she [[RakeTake stepped on a rake]] while tiptoeing closer.
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125	[[folder:Real Life]]
126	* Despite its overall nigh-impossibility to do as mentioned above, cow tipping is a ''criminal offense'' in the state of Wisconsin. It counts as defiling the official state animal.
127	* But if you ''really'' want to tip a cow (and can crochet, or know someone who can), [[https://www.instructables.com/Cow-Tipping-the-Humane-Way/ here's]] a sure-fire way to get entertainment.
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