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10	[[SelfDemonstratingArticle The tropics are the parallel of latitude 23°26ʹ north (tropic of Cancer) or south (tropic of Capricorn) of the equator.]]
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12	Any time a character tries to get help from a virtual assistant or other voice activated device, the computer will always misunderstand the command and HilarityEnsues. This could be due to the character having a difficult to understand accent, a SpeechImpediment, or [[ICantHearYou bad acoustics]]. Alternatively, the virtual assistant could just not be very advanced. Often times, the assistant will hear the words correctly, but will [[ComicallyMissingThePoint misunderstand the meaning]] or else they will take the command [[LiteralMinded too literally]]. Sometimes it will mistake something [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder not meant as a command as a command]]. One common outcome is for the virtual assistant to play an annoying or inappropriate song with lyrics that are similar to the requested command.
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14	Alternately, the virtual assistant could mistake an intended command for a message and generate a speech-to-text transcription, in a variation of ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud.
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16	Another variant is for a character to call an automated hotline that requires vocal responses, [[ForInconveniencePressOne which causes its own set of problems]].
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18	With voice-activated smart phones and virtual assistants becoming more common in the real world, this is very much TruthInTelevision. SisterTrope of AutoIncorrect, where an autocorrect or speech-to-text program supplies the wrong word. Compare OverlyLiteralTranscription. See also MondegreenGag, a gag involving a character mishearing what another character said.
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20	!!Examples:
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24	[[folder:Advertising]]
25	* An Creator/{{Amazon}} Alexa advertisement starring Creator/ScarlettJohansson and Creator/ColinJost shows another variant. The married couple imagines an Alexa ''so'' hypercompetent that it can read their minds, resulting in many awkward social situations. For example, it [[YouNeedABreathMint orders mouthwash when they wake up to each other]], blasts "[[Music/FleetwoodMac Little Lies]]" when Johansson lies to her husband that she doesn't enjoy doing intimate scenes, and announces to their dinner guests that Jost left the oysters they're eating in the car for hours.
26	* A Snickers commercial from 2017 had a doctor whose smartphone had ended up inside a patient who had surgery, and the doctor says "The important thing is, we're going to make you better." The phone's virtual assistant immediately chimes in: "Okay, here's how to make butter..."
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29	[[folder:Comedy]]
30	* {{UsefulNotes/South Africa}}n comic Creator/TrevorNoah does a routine that highlights how VA's like Siri and Alexa are only really geared up to understand instructions in Standard English. Trevor illustrates this by taking on the persona of a Boer whose first language is not English, but Afrikaans. Alexa is eventually thrown out of a window by the exasperated [[AmoralAfrikaner Afrikaaner]].
31	* Similarly, [[OopNorth Northern English]] comedian Paddy [=McGuiness=] discovers that Alexa cannot deal with strong English regional accents either. His Alexa is eventually binned as he turns the kettle on for a relaxing brew.
32	* Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges once did a routine about trying to order tickets to see ''Film/TheTakingOfPelhamOneTwoThree'' through an automated phone service that couldn't understand his Scottish accent no matter how slowly he talked.
33	-->'''Kevin''' [''frustrated''] "English bastards!" [''imitating the phone service's response''] "You have chosen ''Film/IngloriousBasterds'', certificate 18."
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36	[[folder:Fan Works]]
37	* ''WebVideo/TheBuggerAnthology'': The Death Squad Daleks ask Siri to Google "Daleks master Earth". The virtual assistant searches for "garlic afterbirth".
38	-->'''Siri:''' I could not find anything for 'garlic afterbirth'.\
39	'''Dalek Benni:''' [[AC:Bugger!]]
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42	[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
43	* ''WesternAnimation/HotelTransylvania3SummerVacation'': Drac hears that he can get a date over the Internet and attempts to ask his smartphone to set him up on a date, but due to his accent, the phone keeps misunderstanding his instructions.
44	-->'''Phone:''' What can I help you with, Lord of Darkness?\
45	'''Drac:''' I'm looking for a zing.\
46	'''Phone:''' Okay. Changing phone ring. ''[sets ringtone to The Zing]''\
47	'''Drac:''' No, no, I'm looking for a date.\
48	'''Phone:''' The date is Friday, July 13th.\
49	'''Drac:''' No, no, no, no, I want to meet someone.\
50	'''Phone:''' Understood, you want to eat dim sum!\
51	'''Drac:''' Are you kidding me right now? Don't you get it? I want to go on a date! I'm...lonely\
52	'''Phone:''' [[HopeSpot I understand.]] You want bologna!
53	* ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie'': Benny's attempts to hack Lord Business' master computer and disable the shields are frustrated by the computer misinterpreting his voice commands, no matter how he phrases the instruction. [[spoiler:When Metalbeard tries it, the computer interprets his [[TalkLikeAPirate pirate-speak]] version of the command perfectly on the first try.]]
54	* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieCandaceAgainstTheUniverse'': A gag is made of the alien ship's voice recognition being on par with that of home virtual assistants on Earth, that is to say, not good. The ship's computer mishears Candace's command to launch Vanessa's escape pod to launch all escape pods, thus leaving her behind. When Candace tells the ship to "Stop, stop, stop, stop", the computer mishears it as a command to play [[WesternAnimation/MiloMurphysLaw "Chop Chop Chop" by the Lumberzacks]].
55	-->'''Candace:''' Nevermind, this is ''exactly'' like the one we have at home.
56	* ''WesternAnimation/Rio2'': Blu gets a GPS to help with the family's trip to the Amazon. It doesn't help as much as he hopes, mostly due to misinterpreting his requests.
57	-->'''Blu:''' Come on, lady. Don't let me down.\
58	'''GPS:''' Calculating route to "Funky Town".
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61	[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
62	* ''Film/LAStory'': Harris K. Telemacher is trying to program his voice operated answering machine to make calls. When he says "Dial Mom", it calls Domino's Pizza.
63	* Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse:
64	** In ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier'', Nick Fury is under attack and his car's A.I. is reporting multiple systems damaged. In frustration, Fury sarcastically asks what's ''not'' broken -- and [[SarcasmBlind is told that the air conditioning is fully functional]].
65	** In ''Film/AntMan1'', as Ant-Man and Darren Cross (inside of the Yellowjacket armor) wage a FreeFallFight inside of a briefcase, the two of them bump with Cross' iPhone and Yellowjacket hollers out "I'm going to disintegrate you!", which Siri takes as a request to play Music/{{The Cure\|Band}}'s "Disintegration".
66	* ''Film/SpaceCamp'': The robot Jinx takes what it hears literally. After hearing Max say "I wish I could go to space", it interprets this as a command and hacks the space shuttle while Max is aboard so it will initiate takeoff.
67	* ''Film/{{Us}}'': When Kitty is attacked by the Tethered, she calls for her digital assistant, "Ophelia", to call the police. The device plays "Fuck tha Police" by Music/{{NWA}}.
68	* In ''Film/WildHogs'', Dudley's EstablishingCharacterMoment has him using a voice-activated laptop to show off his tech-savviness to a lovely woman. Unfortunately, when he says "Alternative specs" the laptop searches for "alternative sex." Cue a flood of VERY loud popups for fetish sites.
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71	[[folder:Literature]]
72	* In ''Literature/MoonBaseAlpha: Space Case'' by [[Literature/SpySchool Stuart Gibbs]], the top scientist of Moon Base Alpha is found dead and everyone is a suspect. Dash Gibson, the protagonist, says it could have easily been the base's AI, since they misunderstand everything. He relates a rumor that World War III was almost started when an AI missile system back on Earth misheard "I hate syrup" as "annihilate Europe."
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75	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
76	* In Season 4 of ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'', GOB has trouble getting Siri (the voice assistant on his iPhone) to activate the GPS and take him where he wants to go. Of course, this is hampered further by him being too embarrassed about the destination (a gay nightclub) to say it out loud.
77	-->'''GOB:''' Siri, take me to the Little Ballroom.\
78	'''Siri:''' I know three such locations.\
79	'''GOB:''' I'm... uh... gonna need the gayest...\
80	'''Siri:''' Did you say "the grayest"?\
81	'''GOB:''' THE GAYEST! I NEED THE GAYEST LITTLE BALLROOM!\
82	'''Siri:''' ''(misunderstands anyway and takes GOB to a [[HaveAGayOldTime daycare center]])''
83	* ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'': In "The Beta Test Initiation", Barry disparages the voice recognition on the new iPhone, not realizing it is because of his ElmuhFuddSyndwome.
84	-->'''Barry Kripke:''' You got Siwi, huh? Voice wecognition on that thing is tewwible. Wook. Siwi, can you wecomend a westauwant?\
85	'''Siri:''' I'm sorry, Bawwy. I don't understand "wecomend a westauwant."\
86	'''Barry Kripke:''' Wisten to me. Not "westauwant," ''westauwant''!\
87	'''Siri:''' I don't know what you mean by "not westauwant, westauwant."\
88	'''Barry Kripke:''' See? Total cwap. You suck, Siwi.
89	** Also shown earlier in “The Dumpling Paradox” when Howard is demonstrating his phone’s voice commands.
90	--->'''Howard:''' Watch this, it’s really cool. (''to his phone'') Call Leonard Hofstadter.\
91	'''Phone:''' Did you say “Call Helen Boxleitner”?\
92	'''Howard:''' … No. C-call Leon-ard Hof-stadter.\
93	'''Phone:''' Did you say “Call Temple Beth Seder”?\
94	'''Howard:''' … ''No!''\
95	'''Leonard:''' Wait, wait, let me try. (''takes the phone from an increasingly tetchy Howard'') Call McFlono McFlooneyloo. (''chuckles'')\
96	'''Phone:''' Calling Rajesh Koothrapalli.\
97	'''Raj:''' (''looks confused for a second before answering his own phone when it rings'') Oh ho ho, very impressive! … And a little racist.
98	* ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'': The Ptolemy smart device (a BrandX version of the Amazon Alexa smart device) that Sharon purchases in "The House For The Rising Sons" keeps mishearing ''everything'' that she says as the "Billericay Tennis Club". When Sharon then asks what is the best place to play tennis in Billericay, it mishears it as a command to play "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day".
99	* ''Series/{{Burnistoun}}'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMS2VnDveP8&ab_channel=NoelNoone One sketch]] involves two men in an elevator which operates by voice recognition. It can't understand their Scottish accents and asks them to repeat their desired floor over and over, while the guys try talking in different accents and ultimately resort to screaming abuse into the microphone.
100	-->Where's the buttons?
101	-->Oh no, they've installed voice-recognition technology in this lift. They have nae buttons.
102	-->Voice recognition technology? In a lift? In '''Scotland?''' Ye ever tried voice recognition technology?
103	-->shrugs No.
104	-->They don't do Scottish accents.
105	* ''Series/{{Community}}'': Pierce tries and fails to use a voice command on his cell phone. However, it ''does'' accidentally pick up on him saying the word "mother" and call his mother, and Pierce awkwardly has a conversation with her.
106	* {{Invoked\|trope}} on ''Series/ImpracticalJokers'' when Q tries to get the other Jokers to laugh by having his phone repeatedly say "Now downloading Batman pornography".
107	* ''Series/OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding'': When Charles is poisoned by Amy, he attempts to use his phone's Siri, saying "Siri, I don't feel good". Siri ends up playing "Fields of Gold" by Music/{{Sting}}.
108	* A short-lived storyline in ''Series/PobolYCwm'' involved a character trying to create a prototype of a Welsh-language virtual assistant, only to run into this problem whenever he tried to test it.
109	* In the ''Series/RaumschiffGamestar'' episode "Open Death Star Day", Darth Mopp gets carried away hurling insults at the supposedly dumb Death Star visitors, not realizing that the Death Star's voice activated AI interprets everything he says as a command, eventually leading to a massive malfunction.
110	* The ''Series/TopGear'' trio once discussed this trope during a news segment, noting how voice-controlled systems in cars ''never'' seem to work, with Clarkson suggesting they simply can't cope with the sheer number of accents they need to be able to understand. They're not wrong, either; anytime one of the presenters drives a car with a voice recognition, it ''will'' misunderstand every command they give them.
111	-->'''Clarkson''': You're driving along, you don't have to take your hand off the wheel, you go, "Call Richard Hammond."
112	-->'''Hammond''': "Collapsing suspension."
113	-->'''Clarkson''': It does! "Oh dear, it's misunderstood me." [''in exaggerated ReceivedPronunciation''] "Call [[TrrrillingRrrs Rrrrichard]] Hammond."
114	-->'''Hammond''': "Deflating tyres."
115	-->'''May''': "Reinflate tyres!" "Calling Richard Hammond."
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118	[[folder:Theatre]]
119	* In the short play ''The Law of Dreams'', the protagonist is feeling melancholy and instructs his Alexa to [[SongsOfSolace play a sad song]]. It responds, "Playing 'Stupid Hoe' by Music/NickiMinaj."
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122	[[folder:Theme Parks]]
123	* ''Ride/CarouselOfProgress'': John in the final act has some issues with his voice activated oven, which raised the temperature every time John spoke a different number in an unrelated conversation, burning the turkey.
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126	[[folder:Web Animation]]
127	* ''WebAnimation/MurderDrones'': In "[[Recap/MurderDronesE4CabinFever Cabin Fever]]", Uzi finds a robotic bug that asks her to take it to a certain place. She asks, "Where is that? What are you?", which it interprets as "Wear his hat. What argue?" and deems an invalid response.
128	* In ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'' [[WebAnimation/RedVsBlueSeason14 season 14]], episodes 6/7, the AI Cherry mishears the crew's words as a RunningGag. [[spoiler:She ends up mishearing "shelf construction" as "self destruction" and blowing them all up.]]
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131	[[folder:Web Videos]]
132	* In the ''WebVideo/{{React}}'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw95AZzPpsU episode]] about the Google Glass one of the elders had to record a video. Instead it showed him videos of "elastic dick video".
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135	[[folder:Western Animation]]
136	* In the ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' episode "Two Buckets", Finn discovers his new robot arm was designed by Princess Bubblegum to have DoAnythingRobot levels of functionality as dictated by voice commands. However, once he switches it on, he has trouble switching it off, and it responds to everything he says. This bites him in the butt when [[spoiler:his grass clone, Fern, is trying to kill him, but Finn is trying to talk him down in a rare [[IKnowYoureInThereSomewhereFight I Know I'M In There Somewhere Fight]]. In his pleas for peace, he unfortunately uses the word "finality", which the arm interprets as "fatality" and [[AccidentalMurder goes for the kill]].]]
137	* ''WesternAnimation/BigCityGreens'': In “Grammma Driver”, the Greens get smartphones with an onboard AI named Agatha who constantly misinterprets everything Tilly says.
138	* ''WesternAnimation/BigMouth'': In "Cellsea," Maury gets excited at the prospect of global warming and asks Siri to find "fuckable magma" near him.
139	-->'''Siri''': Did you mean "edible smegma"?\
140	'''Maury''': No! But, you know, bookmark that.
141	* ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'': In "O.T.: The Outside Toilet", Gene discovers a high-tech toilet with voice recognition capabilities. Its AI is pretty advanced, but it still makes these blunders occasionally, such as playing the band Music/{{Wings}} when Gene asks if it can deploy wings and fly.
142	-->'''Gene:''' I'm gonna bet my sisters $1,000 that there isn't a talking toilet in the woods. That's what I call easy money.\
143	'''Toilet:''' Playing artist Eddie Money.\
144	''[rock music playing]''\
145	'''Gene:''' No, no, cancel! Undo!
146	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}:''
147	** In "[[Recap/FuturamaS3E4TheLuckOfTheFryrish The Luck of the Fryrish]]", Professor Farnsworth's computer overhears the cast's conversation and helpfully [[CoincidentalBroadcast pulls up a plot-relevant documentary]], but also does two irrelevant actions:
148	-->'''Professor Farnsworth:''' Shut up, friends. My Internet browser heard us saying the word "Fry" and it found a movie about Philip J. Fry for us. It also opened my calendar to Friday and ordered me some french fries.
149	** In [[Recap/FuturamaS8E5RelatedToItemsYouveViewed "Related to Items You’ve Viewed"]] with the Amazon Alexa parody, Invasa:
150	-->'''Fry:''' It's so quiet in here without Bender ticking.
151	-->'''Leela:''' You want me to order a grandfather clock?
152	-->'''Invasa:''' ''(displays screen)'' Here are some grandfather crocks.
153	-->'''Leela:''' No, Invasa, I said "clock".
154	-->'''Invasa:''' My mistake, here is a grandfather box. Order in six minutes for next day burial.
155	-->'''Leela:''' What a defective lump.
156	-->'''Invasa:''' Decorative lamp.
157	* In ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'' episode "Can't Hardly Wait", Lori is trying to be a waitress, so [[ChildProdigy Lisa]] invents some voice-activated robot arms. Only, they keep mishearing Lori: They hear "bill" as "pepper mill", "stop" as "chopped", and "not what I meant" as "condiments".
158	* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'': In "Candace Disconnected", Phineas and Ferb build Candace an advanced cell phone with a voice-activated transportation app -- all she has to do is say "Go to [location]" and the phone will automatically send her to that location. This backfires when she's chatting on the phone with Stacy about an Easter Island documentary and says, "Why would you ever want to ''go to Easter Island''?" The app picks up the last four words as a command and transports Candace to Easter Island.
159	* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': In "HOMR", Homer buys stock in an animation company and calls an automated hotline to check its stock price.
160	-->'''Voice:''' For automated stock prices, please state the company name.\
161	'''Homer:''' [=AniMotion=].\
162	'''Voice:''' [=AniMotion=]... Up one and one half.\
163	'''Homer:''' ''Yahoo!''\
164	'''Voice:''' Yahoo... Up six and a quarter.\
165	'''Homer:''' Huh? What is this crap?\
166	'''Voice:''' [[BitingTheHandHumor Fox Broadcasting... Down eight.]]\
167	''[Homer [[TakeThat smiles contently]]]''
168	* In the ''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse'' short "Computer.don", Donald Duck can't get his computer to understand him, or even speak his name correctly--it keeps calling him "Duwald."
169	** In another short, an assistant at the phone company is extremely unhelpful to Mickey, Donald and Goofy, attempting to yank Donald's beak off when he confirms he wants to [[VisualPun "pay his bill"]].
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