Line #13 Literature/Dortmunder


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4	John Archibald Dortmunder is a fictional character created by Creator/DonaldWestlake, and who is the protagonist of 14 comic novels and 11 short stories published between 1970 and 2009. He first appeared in the novel ''The Hot Rock'', published in 1970.
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6	Dortmunder is a career criminal and a planner; creating schemes for burglaries, assembling a team, and assigning responsibilities. And Dortmunder's plans are uncommonly well-thought out, usually mixing audacity and practicality, and thinking through a range of potential problems. Dortmunder may not be especially book-smart, but in his narrow field of burglary, he's a genius -- albeit a genius with terrible luck. Dortmunder's schemes, it turns out, never run as smoothly as he would like them to, almost always due to a completely unforeseeable mishap, and they almost always dissolve into a PlethoraOfMistakes, followed by CrimeAfterCrime as Dortmunder and his crew have to commit a succession of different crimes while attempting to achieve their original goal (if they haven't lost sight of the original goal altogether).
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8	The fact that something almost always goes wrong with Dortmunder's jobs, in spite of careful planning, has given him the reputation of being jinxed — and despite claiming not to be superstitious, Dortmunder has believed so, too. In fact, Dortmunder gets worried when things go smoothly and seems relieved when something does go wrong. In most novels, Dortmunder's team earn only small amounts of money; the resultant heists, therefore, are only Pyrrhic victories, and the moral for the reader is that Crime Does Not Pay ... at least not very well. However, Dortmunder is not ''always'' unlucky, and in some novels and stories he and his crew make out quite well.
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10	!!The works in the Dortmunder series are:
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12	'''Novels:'''
13	# ''The Hot Rock'' (1970)
14	# ''Bank Shot'' (1972)
15	# ''Jimmy the Kid'' (1974)
16	# ''Nobody's Perfect'' (1977)
17	# ''Why Me?'' (1983)
18	# ''Good Behavior'' (1985)
19	# ''Drowned Hopes'' (1990)
20	# ''Don't Ask'' (1993)
21	# ''What's the Worst That Could Happen?'' (1996)
22	# ''Bad News'' (2001)
23	# ''The Road to Ruin'' (2004)
24	# ''Watch Your Back!'' (2005)
25	# ''What's So Funny?'' (2007)
26	# ''Get Real'' (2009)
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28	'''Shorter Works:'''
29	# ''Thieves' Dozen'' (2004), a collection of ten Dortmunder short stories and one related story.
30	# "Walking Around Money" (2005), a novella in the anthology ''Transgressions'', edited by Creator/EdMcBain.
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32	!! Tropes in the ''Dortmunder'' series:
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34	* NumberOneDime: In ''What's the Worst That Could Happen?'', Dortmunder's partner May inherits a cheap shiny ring from her horse-playing uncle, who always swore the ring brought him luck. On an impulse, Dortmunder puts the ring on before going out on his next job: burgling the supposedly empty beach house of a billionaire. Dortmunder is caught by the billionaire, who--[[EvilIsPetty in an act of sheer pettiness]]--claims the ring is his and takes it off Dortmunder before handing him over to the police. The superstitious Dortmunder escapes from the police and is now convinced that the ring is lucky and that he won't have any good luck until he gets it back. What follows is a string of jobs aimed various properties owned by the billionaire. Ironically, these jobs keep scoring Dortmunder and his accomplices bigger and bigger profits but not the ring. When Dortumunder finally retrieves the ring, May is able to persuade him that maybe the ring is only lucky if he doesn't wear it, and to just leave it in his drawer from now on.
35	* AbusiveParent: Frank Ritter in ''Good Behavior''. He reacts to his youngest daughter becoming a nun instead of joining the family business by having her kidnapped and hiring a cult deprogrammer (and later a TortureTechnician who fortunately never arrives in time to do anything) to force the idea out of her head.
36	* AlasPoorVillain: Frank Ogalanda from ''Bad News'' is a very corrupt and unpleasant guy, but can inspire a little sympathy seeing his world crashing down around him, but finding himself unable to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere run away]] from his home and family, with his final attempted cover up just cementing his ruination.
37	* AmbiguousSituation: Whether the author's DarkerAndEdgier ''Literature/{{Parker}}'' novels exist as a fictional series in this universe or they are part of a SharedUniverse with these books can be hard to tell.
38	** The ''Literature/DKAFile'' novel series crosses over with both ''Parker'' and ''Dortmunder'' in separate books, but there are some notable tonal differences between those two [=DKA=] books that might cause FanonDiscontinuity between them.
39	** Kelp reading ''Parker'' novels is a key part of ''Jimmy the Kid'', but Parker is involved in kidnapping for ransom (a racket he repeatedly criticizes and views as beneath him in his own series), and is introduced being released from prison when he risks a life sentence if he is ever caught in his own series, making the fictional ''Parker'' Kelp reads about feel like someone from a different series at times.
40	** Several ''Parker'' universe characters are name-dropped in ''Dortmunder'' books, but whether their names are meant to indicate a shared continuity or are just used as gags is unclear.
41	*** Alan Greenwood from the first and fourth books adapts the alias of Alan Grofield (a character in the ''Parker'' books) but works as a television actor while Grofield loathes that profession, making this likely more of a ShoutOut.
42	*** GeneralRipper BananaRepublic President Juan Pozos from the first and third ''Grofield'' spinoff novels, is the target of a coup attempt as a subplot in ''Good Behavior''.
43	*** In ''Bank Shot'', Herman X tells Dortmunder's gang that he recently pulled a job with Stan Devers, Mort Kobler, and George Cathcart. Devers is a recurring Parker character, Kobler is a heister in the ''Parker'' novel ''The Outfit'', and Catchcart and Alan Grofield both listen to (and reject) a robbery recruitment pitch in the Grofield spinoff ''Lemons Never Lie''.
44	* AmbiguousSyntax: In ''The Road to Ruin'', three blue-collar workers who are taken to a fancy ski lodge have this to say:
45	--> '''Mac:''' You know, this place is about the size of our houses.
46	--> '''Mark:''' Really? You live in a house like this?
47	--> '''Mac:''' No, ''our'' houses. All three of them, put together.
48	* AnalogyBackfire: In response to an insult for his daughter Frank Ritter patronizingly says that "The sharpest thorns are in your own roses." She replies, "The rose grows from a dung heap."
49	* ArabOilSheikh: One of the burglary victims in ''Nobody's Perfect'' is NouveauRiche oil sheikh Rama el-Rama el-Rama El. He spends all of his page-time "cheerfully and suavely insulting everyone his glittering oily eye lit upon, making jokes about the West's incipient decline and the Arab World's upcoming dominance[.]" The best thing that can be said about him is that he doesn't laugh about an anti-Semitic joke, and even that may have just been because the joke was badly told.
50	* AxCrazy: Tom Jimson from ''Drowned Hopes'' who thinks nothing about the idea of blowing up a dam and causing a flood the will kill hundreds to retrieve some money.
51	* BadassDriver: Stan Murch is the driver for Dortmunder's CaperCrew, and is generally acknowledged as being the best wheelman in the New York underworld. His mother, who is a new York cabbie, is possibly an even better driver than Stan.
52	* BankRobbery: In ''Bank Shot'' Dortmunder and associates steal the ''entire bank'', which is temporarily located in a trailer.
53	* BavarianFireDrill: Dortmunder pulls this off brilliantly in ''What's the Worst That Could Happen?'', managing to convince his target's bodyguards to hand the target over to him by faking a fire. (Incidentally, this is one of the few times where ASimplePlan of Dortmunder's runs exactly as he envisaged it.)
54	* BecomingTheMask:
55	** When the infiltrate Monroe Hall's estate disguised as servants in ''The Road to Ruin'', Kelp gets a little too involved in fulfilling his duties as Hall's private secretary and trying to secure him much-needed good PR (although this also helps him stay above suspicion from almost everyone).
56	** In ''Get Real'' the team gets a job at a reality show as a part of a plan to burglarize the building, but to Dortmunder's horror the others become to really get invested in the show and want to keep doing it.
57	* BornUnlucky: Dortmunder has an uncanny ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by having the most unlikely things go wrong. He actually feels uneasy if everything is going too well on a job.
58	* ButForMeItWasTuesday: In "The Road to Ruin," Mark and Os's partners don't see why one of them can't impersonate a horse trainer to infiltrate Hall's estate without being recognized, doubting that they'd stand out in Hall's memory from his countless other investors. Mark and Os reply that they ''would'' stand out though, as, during their last meeting, Os threw a golf trophy at Hall's head while Mark "wrestled Os to the ground, then wasted two or three minutes apologizing to the bastard." During the kidnapping, Hall ''does'' recognize Mark's voice (to the group's terror) but all Hall can remember is that it involved:
59	--> ''Some unpleasant association in the past, but that didn't help much; [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating most of his conversations in the last few years had involved unpleasant associations.]]''
60	* ButIReadABookAboutIt: In ''Jimmy the Kid'', Kelp finds a ''Parker'' novel by Richard Stark and finds it so compelling he convinces Dortmunder to use the novel as a blueprint for an actual kidnapping.
61	* TheCaper: Every Dortmunder story is a caper of some variety.
62	* ClipboardOfAuthority: In ''What's the Worst That Could Happen?'', Dortmunder and Kelp are able to gain access to almost every area of the Watergate complex by dressing as engineers and carrying clipboards.
63	* CaperCrew: Dortmunder is the Mastermind, Kelp is the Partner In Crime, Murch is the Driver, and Tiny Bulcher is the Muscle.
64	* TheCasino:
65	** In ''What's the Worst That Could Happen?'', the final crime in the escalating [[CrimeAfterCrime series of crimes]] committed by Dortmunder in his attempts to regain his ring is an ''Film/OceansEleven'' style [[TheHeist heist]] on Max Fairbanks' casino in Las Vegas.
66	** ''Bad News'' has the crew become involved in an attempt to take partial ownership of a casino on an Indian reservation by a group of conmen having one of their number pose as the last heiress to one of the three tribes (now extinct or scattered) that has title to the reservation. The casino members representing the other two tribes put up a fight, partially to avoid having to pay an extra third in profits but mostly because they don't want an audit to show they've been embezzling.
67	* CollidingCriminalConspiracies: In the short story "Too Many Crooks," Dortmunder and Kelp tunnel into a bank right as it's being robbed by a quintet of armed gunmen. [[RightPlaceRightTimeWrongReason They pretend to be hostage rescue cops when they find the bank vault is filled with hostages. Moments later, the gunmen come down to the vault. Dortmunder is mistaken for one of the hostages and dragged out of the vault to be held at gunpoint as a warning to the police, while Kelp helps the hostages escape through the tunnel]]. Kelp also [[RefugeInAudacity tricks the hostages into carrying all of the money out through the tunnel (so the robbers won't get it)]] and take it to his getaway car (which he claims is an unmarked squad car).
68	* ConscienceMakesYouGoBack: Happens several times in ''Drowned Hopes'' when Dortmunder badly wants to abandon the job to dive for the money in the reservoir but knows that Tom would kill hundreds of people in a flood by blowing the dam if he did this. This becomes especially pronounced when May and Mrs. Murch move below the dam to provide him further incentive when he wants to give up after a near death experience diving.
69	* TheConvenientStoreNextDoor: In one of the short stories, Dortmunder and his crew tunnel into a bank from a nearby building. They emerge in the middle of another bank robbery and become part of hostage situation. They ultimately end up using their tunnel to help the hostages escape.
70	* CoolOldLady: Livia Northwood Wheeler in ''What's So Funny'', a powerful heiress who is a fairly decent boss and willing to loosen up and dress up as The Wicked Witch of the West for a Halloween Party, being a major hit with the guests.
71	* CorruptCorporateExecutive: About half of the books have one as a villain. They tend to get brought down a peg or two by Dortmunder and his crew.
72	* CrimeAfterCrime: Almost all of Dortmunder's schemes end up with the crew having to commit additional crimes due to the original heist not running to plan. ''The Hot Rock'' is a classic of this and prompts the client financing Dortmunder's scheme to remark "I've heard of the habitual criminal, of course. But I never dreamed I'd become involved with the habitual CRIME."
73	* CriminalProcedural: All the Dortmunder books involve cons, capers, criminals, and gentlemen thieves.
74	* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Tiny Bulcher has dialogue to this effect at times, such as threatening to shove Dortmunder through a pencil sharpener when he thinks Dortmunder is about to get them caught by the police in one of their earlier adventures together.
75	* DarkerAndEdgier: ''Drowned Hopes'', while maintaining the characteristic humor and clever scenarios of the series, features a villain whose committed multiple murders, is on the verge of blowing up a dam and killing hundreds, is clearly plotting to betray and murder the gang, and ''does'' gun down another gang he'd taken the job to when Dortmunder briefly gave up (albeit offscreen) when they try to betray him. [[spoiler: The fact that he and another, more sympathetic, character actually die in the climax makes it worse]].
76	* {{Deprogram}}: ''Good Behavior'', involves the group of criminals having to rescue a young nun from the deprogramming efforts of her corporation-owning father.
77	* {{Determinator}}:
78	** After being betrayed by Tom Jimson, viciously beaten while being arrested and sent to prison for many years, after being released Guffey from ''Drowned Hopes'' has spent three decades as the sole resident of a GhostTown, searching intently for the stolen money that Tom Jimson cached there while resolutely waiting for the day that Jimson will come back searching for it and he can take his revenge.
79	** Zigzagged with Dortmunder, Kelp and the others. There are plenty of jobs that they ''want'' to give up on but can't due to circumstances but others where they press on through constant adversity either because ItsPersonal, or the promised rewards are just that great.
80	* DivorceAssetsConflict: Preston Fairweather (the target of Dortmunder's team from ''Watch Your Back!'') has spent years outside of the country in order to avoid being served by his multiple ex-wives (who've joined together) with their combined suits likely to wipe him out financially. Eventually they get so fed up with this that they have Preston kidnapped in an effort to bring him onto American soil to be served.
81	* DoubleCaper: In ''The Hot Rock'', a team of crooks is hired to steal a valuable emerald. After five separate attempts to get it, all but the last of which fail, they finally get their hands on it -- and the diplomat who hired them stiffs them. So they [[spoiler: steal it back from him, give it to a rival nation in exchange for a fake version, and wait for him to try to buy it off of them so they can reveal that they sold him a fake.]]
82	* TheDreaded: Tiny Bulcher has a very fearsome reputation, and even ''Tiny'' is scared of Tom Jimson from ''Drowned Hopes''.
83	* EatTheEvidence:
84	** In ''The Hot Rock'', Greenberg is trapped in the museum with the emerald the gang was attempting to steal. He swallows the emerald before the police arrive.
85	** During a police raid in ''Why Me?'', Tiny eats several pounds of paper recording the alibis (mostly for other crimes) of crooks who he'd questioned to find out who stole the Byzantine Fire Ruby and brought down a police "blitz" on the underworld.
86	* EmbarrassingFirstName: In ''Drowned Hopes'', we find out that Murch's Mom's name is [[spoiler: Gladys]], and that she does ''not'' want this name used.
87	* EntertaininglyWrong: Jacques Perly, a private detective investigating the crimes in ''Don't Ask'' and ''What's So Funny'' while a somewhat shrewd man of integrity, comes to hilariously wrong conclusions both times. In the first book, his official conclusion is allowed to stand without anyone being the wiser due to playing into Dortmunder's plans. In the second book, because it threatens an accomplice of the team, he gets shown up and humiliated.
88	* EvilIsPetty: In ''What's the Worst That Could Happen?'', Max Fairbanks catches Dortmunder burgling his beach house. Fairbanks hands Dortmunder over to the cops, which Dortmunder regards as fair, as he was caught fair and square. But then Fairbanks claims that Dortmunder's ring is actually his and takes it off him. This act of petty vengeance means ItsPersonal for Dortmunder and kicks off the plot.
89	* FateWorseThanDeath: In ''Good Behavior,'' not even Tiny's CutYourHeartOutWithASpoon threat scares Dortmunder as much as the prospect of spending forty years in a cellblock with TalkativeLoon and DirtyOldMan Wilbur Howey.
90	* FieryCoverup: In ''Bad News,'' after a supposed missing heir to the casino he manages (and has been embezzling from) is granted access to the book by a judge, Frank tries to burn the books and claim someone stole them. [[spoiler: He burns down the whole casino by mistake.]]
91	* FromCamouflageToCriminal: Early books mention that Dortmunder served in the Korean war as a young man, with ''Bank Shot'' describing this as "The only police action where he'd ever been on the side of the police."
92	* GoToAlias: Dortmunder occasionally use the alias "John Diddums" (he claims to anyone who asks that it's Welsh), a name he dislikes but uses involuntarily in circumstances that preclude using his real name. The first time he used it, he started to say 'John Dortmunder', caught himself after say D, and blurted out the first thing to come into his head. He has been stuck with it ever since.
93	* HatedByAll:
94	** CorruptCorporateExecutive Monroe Hall from ''The Road to Ruin'' is not a popular man (except to [[MoralityPet his wife]]). His mansion is understaffed due to servants preferring to work for dictators and such instead of him. There are [[CollidingCriminalConspiracies multiple people with personal vendettas trying to rob or kidnap him]] and even other {{Corrupt Corporate Executive}}s (such as agricultural polluters) find him distasteful. This actually makes Hall a fairly pitiable character at times although he's usually quick to ruin it with a KickTheDog moment.
95	** Tom Jimson is viewed with hatred or terror (primarily the later) by every character whose had a significant interaction with him. Even his own daughter can't find anything redeeming about him after they finally meet in person. As Dortmunder puts it when being threatened with torture by one of his enemies;
96	--> '''Dortmunder:''' Would anybody on this Earth ''protect'' Tom Jimson? Would anybody risk their own ear for him.
97	** Arnie Albright, Dortmunder's fence, is an utterly obnoxious man who no one likes dealing with despite how he offers top dollar. Even ''Arnie'' knows how obnoxious and unlikable he is (which is ''why'' he offers top dollar -- he knows no-one could stand to deal with him otherwise.) [[CharacterDevelopment He gets a little better in his last appearance]].
98	** UpperClassTwit Preston Fairweather is treated with outright loathing or varying degrees of disdain by everyone in his life. Even ''Arnie'' absolutely ''hates'' the guy (leading to him asking Dortmunder to rob Fairweather's penthouse).
99	* HazyFeelTurn:
100	** Little Feather in ''Bad News'' goes from being a member of a group wanting to kill the gang because [[[HeKnowsTooMuch of what they know]] to coming to appreciate them more and kind of hoping they outmaneuver her partners.
101	** Johnny Eppick, the PI from ''What's So Funny'' starts out as a blackmailer and aide to Mr. Hemlow, who gets sore when Dortmunder robs ''him'' of the blackmail materials, but he's willing to advocate on the gangs behalf by the end of the book.
102	* HeroOfAnotherStory: In ''The Road to Ruin,'' Kelp buys a fake ID that previously belonged to a man named Harbin before he moved onto another alias. Very little is revealed about Harbin, but he is on the run from a European dictatorship and is one of the few people ever to escape their main assassin.
103	* HeroicBastard: Myrtle (the illegitimate daughter of Tom Jimson) is a PluckyGirl with a decent moral compass who is largely an innocent bystander throughout things.
104	* HeterosexualLifePartners: Dortmunder and Kelp, although Dortmunder would deny this (claiming to be better off without Kelp).
105	* HyperCompetentSidekick: Kelp to Dortmunder (given his better luck and technology adaptiveness). OneShotCharacter Preston Fairweather's secretary Alan is also savvier than his employer.
106	* HypnoFool: At one point in ''The Hot Rock'', the crew hires a hypnotist to plant a trigger in a bank guard to help them get the emerald out of a safe deposit box.
107	* HypocriticalHumor: Monroe Hall is an enormous tax cheat (among other crimes) but when his personal trainer doesn't report his cash payments to the IRS and gets caught, Hall smugly chides him for being unpatriotic. This goes not go [[LampshadeHanging un-lampshaded by both the characters and the text]] and causes his trainer [[MistreatmentInducedBetrayal to become part of a plot to kidnap him]].
108	* IAmOneOfThoseToo: Once, under pressure, Dortmunder claimed his name was "John Diddums," and then started to use it as a regular alias. Whenever people asked about the name that sounds like babytalk, he'd tell them, "It's Welsh," and they'd be embarrassed for questioning it. And then he ran into a British gentleman who remarked, "I know a Diddums family near Caernarvon. Might you be a relative?"
109	* IconicSequelCharacter: [[TheDreaded Tiny Bulcher]] doesn't work with the CaperCrew until ''Nobody's Perfect'' (book 4) and is more of a part-time member for his first few appearances, but he eventually ends up as a full-time crew member and one of the author's most memorable and quotable characters.
110	* InsistentTerminology: In ''Bank Shot'' Garry Wallah (owner of the Roamerica Mobile home company) is constantly correcting the police captain conducting the search during his one chapter for saying trailer instead of mobile home.
111	* LazyAlias: In an early short story, Dortmunder is forced to make up an alias under pressure and the best he can come up with is the very silly-sounding "John Diddums". He eventually comes to like the alias and continues to use it as his go-to alias in subsequent stories.
112	* {{Metaphorgotten}}: In ''Good Behavior'', Dortmunder comments that the lower levels of the Avalon State Bank Tower are reminiscent of the bowels of an ocean liner, then tries to develop a metaphor about how a skyscraper is like an ocean liner that stays in one place, before running aground on the ways that a skyscraper isn't like an ocean liner, and ending with "...maybe they aren't anything like each other at all. Forget the whole thing."
113	* MonumentalTheft: In ''Bank Shot'', Dortmunder and his crew steal a bank. (It was a temporary branch established in a mobile home, but even so, it shows some serious ambition.)
114	* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: Well maybe not ''powers'' but for the first half of the series Dortmunder's crew always needs a locksmith in addition to Dortmunder, Kelp, Murch and (after the fourth book) Tiny. Later in the series however, Kelp has mastered this skill and he serves as the lock-breaker for Dortmunder's jobs, which also reduces the number of characters.
115	* {{Nephewism}}: Kelp has a nephew who was once in the FBI and is involved in some of the gang's job. Roger Fox (one of the casino bosses from ''Bad News'') also uses his various nephews as flunkies.
116	* NiceToTheWaiter: The final scene of the series has the gang deciding to send some money to the now unemployed production assistant on a cancelled reality show they'd been appearing in.
117	* NobleBigotWithABadge: Chief Inspector Malogna, who appears in three books (most notably ''Why Me?'') has quite a few racist and homophobic thoughts, but is a generally honest man, has some appreciation for the skills of his black and gay assistant, and is one of the most capable and formidable detectives Dortmunder faces in the series.
118	* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome/ NoodleIncident: During the TimeSkip in ''Nobody's Perfect'' it's mentioned that Tiny beat up a ''gorilla''.
119	* PityTheKidnapper: Dortmunder and company bite off a lot more than they can chew when they turn their hand to kidnapping in ''Jimmy the Kid''.
120	* PlagueOfGoodFortune: In a fully self-inflicted example, ''What's The Worst That Could Happen?'' has Dortmunder obtaining the biggest load of loot he has gotten in his career via a RoaringRampageOfRevenge that went (mostly) flawlessly, and Dortmunder spends the whole tale thinking he's jinxed (well, more than usual) because Max Fairbanks took his "lucky" ring.
121	* PlethoraOfMistakes: Almost every one of Dortmunder's carefully planned heists run afoul of this.
122	* RoaringRampageOfRevenge: ''What's the Worst That Could Happen?'' shows us that he closest that the series gets to one, by having Dortmunder pull off a barrage of (successful and highly profitable, [[ThrowTheDogABone which is quite rare for him]]) heists in his quest to get back his ring.
123	* SadisticChoice: The plot of ''Drowned Hopes'' has elements of both this and BoxedCrook, with Dortmunder forced to decide between helping Tom recover a cache of money at the bottom of a reservoir, or letting Tom do it his way -- blowing up the dam and killing hundreds of innocent bystanders.
124	* ShoutOut:
125	** ''Why Me?'' has several to ''Film/{{M}}'' with the crooks of the city trying to capture the perpetrator of a crime for the police in order to take the heat off themselves (naturally, that poor perpetrator is Dortmunder).
126	** In ''The Road to Ruin,'' Kelp tells the man the gang is planning to rob that he shouldn't hire a PR man because "That starts with 'P,' and it rhymes with 'T', and that means trouble." This is a twist on a line from ''Theatre/TheMusicMan'' where the slick-talking AntiHero says "Trouble with a capital 'T,' and that rhymes with 'P' and that stands for pool!"
127	* SingleLineOfDescent: In ''Bad News,'' to fool a DNA test, Dortmunder needs to steal the hair of a descendant of a man who died seventy years ago. They find a total of one adult descendant, who (along with her three daughters) is the live-in caretaker of a tightly-guarded art museum. Earlier generations of the family had more than one kid, but her aunt died in a car accident as a teenager, and her great-aunts were a nun and a lesbian, respectively, so none of them produced any additional branches of heirs.
128	* StealTheSurroundings: In ''Bank Shot'', the gang steals an entire bank in order to crack the safe! The bank had temporarily relocated to a trailer while the bank building was being renovated.
129	* SueDonym: When asked for his name, Dortmunder started to say 'John D...' and the hurriedly changed the last name to 'Didums': the first thing that popped into his head. This later becomes his GoToAlias, despite him hating it, as it always the only alias he can think of when under stress.
130	* TemptingFate: The superstitious Dortmunder should really have known better than to ask "What's the worst that could happen?" before embarking upon a seemingly simple job in ''What's the Worst That Could Happen?''.
131	* UnintentionallyNotoriousCrime: A ring Dortmunder steals from a safe in ''Why Me?'' turns out to have huge diplomatic significance and bring down the police, the underworld and various terorist groups looking for him.
132	* WalkDontSwim: Dortmunder and Kelp plan to do this in an attempt to retrieve a cache of stolen cash from under a lake in ''Drowned Hopes''. It fails as they discover the inherent buoyancy of the human body.
133	* WeaponizedExhaust: A low-tech version appears in ''Bank Shot''. A gang of criminals plot to steal an entire bank that is temporarily housed in a warehouse by surreptitiously attaching wheels to it, then later pulling it away with a truck. To deal with the guards that are stationed inside the trailer/bank they attach one end of a garden hose to the truck's exhaust pipe and put the other end in the trailer's air-vent.
134	* WhamLine: In ''Don't Ask,'' Dortunder is captured robbing the diplomatic residence of Votskojek (a fictional Balkan state). He is seemingly flown to Vostkojek to be interrogated. Several chapters later, he escapes, and [[RunForTheBorder tries to flee to Votskojek's hated neighbor, Tsergvoia, which he has been told is only a few miles away.]] Dortmunder waves down a farmer on the first road he finds and cautiously asks if he's in Tsergovia or Votskojek. The farmer's reply reveals that Dortmunder's captors never took him out of the U.S., and have been playing him for a fool.
135	--> '''Farmer:''' ''(In English):'' I don't know them towns.
136	* WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong: ''What's the Worst That Could Happen?'' takes its title from an offhand remark Dortmunder makes before he embarks on the initial crime of the novel; burgling an empty house. Needless to say, this crime goes horribly awry and Dortmunder gets arrested. After he escapes, he embarks upon a series of crimes in an attempt to recover the ring that was stolen off him by the householder who caught him. The phrase gets repeated before each of these crimes. Atypically, these crimes are spectacularly successfully and net Dortmunder the biggest profits he ever makes in the books, but he fails to obtain the one thing he actually wants: his ring.
137	* WrestlerOfBeasts: In his first appearance, Tiny visits the local zoo and beats up a gorilla under unclear circumstances.

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