Line #48 Literature/TwoByTwo


1	''Two by Two'' is a 2016 novel by Creator/NicholasSparks. Russell Green is in his mid-30s, has a well-paying job at an advertising firm, a glamorous wife, Vivian, and an adorable 5-year-old daughter, London. Beneath the surface of this picture of an enviable life, Russell has always been aware that his marriage was built on not-so-steady foundations. When he decides to leave his job and start his own advertising business, his marriage takes a marked turn for the worse, until he finds himself struggling to adjust to the life of a solo parent with an uncertain income. However, with the support of his loved ones, especially his sister, Marge, and his friend Emily, Russell begins to rebuild his life, forging a beautiful relationship with his daughter and summoning up reserves of inner strength that he wasn't aware he possessed.
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3	!! Tropes:
4	* AbortedArc: A major element of Russell's character is his unwillingness to stand up to Vivian. We never get to see the two of them have an argument that does not end with Vivian either getting her way or abruptly ending the conversation. That said, [[spoiler:she does eventually come to treat Russell with respect, thanks to a last-minute intervention from Marge]]; however, Russell does not become significantly better at standing up for himself.
5	* AbsurdlyYouthfulMother: Russell marvels several times at how Vivian never seems to age physically.
6	* AcceptableFeminineGoals: Russell unfavorably contrasts Vivian, who enjoys her corporate PR job, with Emily, who makes her living as a painter, and his mother, who worked as a medical receptionist purely out of financial necessity.
7	* ADayInHerApron: Russell gets a much better sense of how Vivian spent her days as a stay-at-home mom after she goes back to work.
8	* AfterActionHealingDrama: London gets seriously hurt while riding her bike and ends up staying at the hospital overnight.
9	* AmoralAttorney: Vivian's [[NoNameGiven unnamed]], [[HeWhoMustNotBeSeen unseen]] [[spoiler:divorce lawyer]], [[TheDreaded who is known]] for wearing down her opponents until they cave and resorting to spurious accusations.
10	* AwfulWeddedLife: [[spoiler:Russell and Vivian's marriage gradually descends into this, with [[YankTheDogsChain occasional glimmers of hope]], until they split up.]]
11	* BadBoss: Jesse Peters, Russell's boss at his previous ad agency, a known lech who starts treating Russell coldly after Vivian stops letting him flirt with her.
12	* BetaCouple: Marge and Liz.
13	* BickeringCouplePeacefulCouple: Russell and Vivian vs. Marge and Liz.
14	* BourgeoisBohemian: Emily makes enough money as a painter to raise her son on her own, live in a large house with a koi pond, and drive an SUV with a built-in DVD player.
15	* BuryYourGays: [[spoiler:Marge]]
16	* ButNotTooWhite: There is a hint that Vivian's skin tone is a shade darker than she would prefer.
17	-->'''Russell''': ''(narrating)'' ...I found myself thinking about how naturally beautiful Emily was--no makeup masking skin with a slightly olive undertone...
18	* CallingTheOldManOut: London accuses Russell of forcing Vivian to go back to work and [[IWantMyMommy demands that her mother return immediately from her work trip]].
19	* ChildhoodFriends: London and Bodhi's friendship. Initially, Russell finds himself worrying prematurely about the possibility of ChildhoodFriendRomance, [[spoiler:although given how it turns out between Bodhi's mother, Emily, and Russell himself, ''that'' possibility is almost certainly ruled out]].
20	* ConspicuousConsumption: The book makes frequent mention of Walter Spannerman's private jet.
21	* CoolBigSis: Marge has been one to Russell since childhood.
22	* CorruptCorporateExecutive: Walter Spannerman, a property developer who has "a reputation for cutting corners and [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney paying off politicians]]."
23	* CoverDrop: The book cover shows Russell dancing with London while she is wearing her butterfly wings. InUniverse, this is a photo of the two of them captured by Emily.
24	* CreatorThumbprint: Although ''Two by Two'' is unique within the Creator/NicholasSparks canon in many ways, there are still plenty of these:
25	** It takes place in North Carolina. This is a {{Subverted}} example of CreatorProvincialism as it moves from one of several idyllic oceanside towns to Charlotte, the largest city in the state, with some scenes in Atlanta. That said, there is a ShoutOut to Rodanthe, the setting of a previous Sparks work.
26	** The main character frequently [[TheConfidant confides in]] his wise parents, his wise sibling, and his sibling's wise partner.
27	** The lead female has dark hair and a "slightly olive" complexion.
28	** A love interest is an UnkemptBeauty who [[ArtistsAreAttractive makes her living as a painter]].
29	** The book strongly indicts [[AmbitionIsEvil professional ambition]], [[ThereAreNoGoodExecutives high-powered figures in business]], {{Greed}}, and {{Vanity}}.
30	** A woman is [[BeautyIsBest praised for her beauty]] while simultaneously condemned for [[ProudBeauty knowing how beautiful she is]] and [[FavorsForTheSexy using it to her advantage]].
31	** The lead male is resistant to the idea of living in any city other than his hometown.
32	** The best sign of a relationship's ultimate success is how well a GrandRomanticGesture goes over.
33	** [[spoiler:Someone from the protagonist's past turns out to have been their OneTrueLove all along.]]
34	** [[spoiler:Someone [[TheTopicOfCancer dies of cancer]].]]
35	* CutenessOverload: Russell is often struck by how adorable London is in looks and temperament.
36	* DadsCantCook: Unless it can be [[OneNoteCook made on a barbecue grill]], or it involves nothing more than chopping vegetables and putting them together in a bowl, Russell doesn't know anything about cooking or grocery shopping [[spoiler: until Vivian's increased absences force him to learn]].
37	* DidntThinkThisThrough:
38	** When Russell starts to fear that he may be fired, he decides that the only solution is to [[StartMyOwn start his own]] ad agency, since his boss dominates the local advertising industry and he can't get any interviews with ad agencies anywhere else. It never occurs to him (or anyone else) that he could look for a job as an in-house marketing executive in a different industry, perhaps at one of [[https://edpnc.com/industries/corporate-headquarters/ several big-name corporations headquartered in Charlotte]]. Instead, his decision to strike out on his own is a major catalyst in the breakdown of his and Vivian's marriage.
39	** Vivian claims that Russell effectively forced her get a job of her own by starting his own agency. Russell repeatedly denies this, insisting he "never made her do anything" and, in fact, promised Vivian that her life wouldn't have to change. Not even he fails to secure any accounts after several months does it occur to him why she might feel another income stream is necessary.
40	* DisneylandDad: {{Downplayed}}: Russell does not spend excessive amounts of money on London, but he does indulge her pleas for [[ChocolateFrostedSugarBombs sugary cereal]] and [[FastFoodNation fast food]], often as passive-aggressive revenge against Vivian.
41	* DivorceAssetsConflict: [[spoiler:Vivian's divorce lawyer provokes one of these, mostly as leverage so Vivian can get sole custody of London. She doesn't, and the division of assets ends up going [[AmicablyDivorced fairly smoothly]] in the end.]]
42	* DramaticallyMissingThePoint: Russell was very much a [[HandsOffParenting hands-off parent]] in London's earliest years. He notes that Vivian was "the one who'd read all the books" leading up to London's birth, and he's in awe of her knowledge of London's needs and her ability to "make it look easy," while all he does with London most days is read her a bedtime story and tuck her in. When Vivian becomes "moodier and more irritable" and starts letting the housework go, he brings in a cleaning lady and a babysitter, he spends a few hours alone with London once a week, and he makes even more surprise romantic gestures than before--all with the main goal of making Vivian "[[ItsAllAboutMe happy with me]]." But it doesn't occur to him that the imbalance of child care in their home may be a big reason why Vivian has become so stressed out. The two never have a serious conversation about this, although Vivian drops plenty of hints.
43	* EarnYourHappyEnding:
44	** Russell's firm [[spoiler:now has two full-time employees and clients in three states]].
45	** London and Russell [[spoiler:have overcome some of their early struggles as a father-and-daughter team and now enjoy summer afternoons outdoors together, just like Russell wanted]].
46	** They have also [[spoiler: moved to Atlanta, where they live in a smaller but comfortable house]].
47	** Russell and Vivian [[spoiler:have divorced more amicably than expected and share custody of London]].
48	** Emily and Bodhi [[spoiler:have also moved to Atlanta]].
49	** Emily and Russell [[spoiler:are in a long-term relationship and are likely to get engaged soon]].
50	** Vivian [[spoiler:is engaged to her boss]].
51	** Russell's parents [[spoiler:have their eye on Atlanta-area real estate]].
52	** London [[spoiler:now enjoys dance class after finding a teacher she likes]].
53	* EstablishingCharacterMoment: Vivian is angry at Russell the first time we ever see them together; this is justified because right after her [[ScreamingBirth labor pains]] begin, [[ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTime he jumps in the shower so he will look decent for photos later]]. The real BitchAlert comes one chapter later, where we learn that Vivian has a habit of running up the credit card bill on clothes and shoes for herself, and that Russell knows to drop an argument whenever she indicates annoyance.
54	* ExtracurricularEnthusiast: Vivian has London enrolled in art, dance, piano, and tennis lessons during the summer before she starts kindergarten, [[ParentalObliviousness ignoring London's aversion to dance class]].
55	* {{Foreshadowing}}:
56	** Mrs. Green's constant fears about "the cancer" striking her husband, which are prompted by her having lost her whole family to cancer by the time her younger son was 28. She even dreams about her husband being diagnosed with cancer. [[spoiler:Her worries are justified, and details from her dream come true, but it's not her husband who is afflicted, but her daughter, Marge.]]
57	** Russell fully expects that Walter Spannerman will begin hitting on Vivian at some point after she begins working for him. [[spoiler:Not only does Russell turn out to be right, but Vivian is more than receptive to Spannerman's attentions.]]
58	* ForgetsToEat: At one point, Vivian is so focused on buying clothes for her new job that she skips breakfast and lunch, and only stops for a meal when her hands start shaking from hunger.
59	* FormallyNamedPet: London's hamsters, Mr. Sprinkles and Mrs. Sprinkles.
60	* {{Gaslighting}}: One of the many fights that Vivian picks with Russell concerns the fact that she was not present when London rode her bike without training wheels for the first time, even though, as Russell recalls, Vivian has never encouraged London to ride it before:
61	-->'''Russell''': "You didn't want the bike in the first place."
62	-->'''Vivian''': "Of course I wanted London to have a bike! Why would you think that? I'm the one who bought it for her for Christmas."
63	-->'''Russell''': ''(narrating)'' I stared at her, thinking, ''I had to drag you to the store.'' Did she really not remember it that way? Or was I going crazy?
64	* GirlyGirl: London loves Barbie and the color pink.
65	* GrandparentFavoritism: Russell and Marge note that both of their parents are much more affectionate and indulgent with London than they were when their own children were her age.
66	* GrannyClassic: Russell and Marge's apron-wearing, [[FeminineWomenCanCook cookie-baking]], [[TheGardener flower-planting]], Red Hat Society meeting-attending mother.
67	* HappilyMarried: {{Discussed}} in relation to Russell and Marge's parents. Are they really happy together and to what extent do they simply stay together out of habit?
68	* HiddenDepths: Vivian graduated ''summa cum laude'' from Georgetown.
69	* HideYourLesbians: {{Averted}} with Marge and Liz. Despite being a religious couple, Mr and Mrs Green accept Marge's coming out. They even give up to the church when the pastor condemns Marge's sexuality as sinful.
70	* HoldingHands: On London's first day of kindergarten, Russell offers to hold London's hand as they enter her classroom, but she turns him down because "I'm not a little girl anymore." Seconds later, however, she asks her grandfather to take her hand, which he is happy to do.
71	* ImportantHaircut: In preparation for job interviews, Vivian cuts her hair to the shoulder-length style that Russell remembers from when they met.
72	* IncurableCoughOfDeath: [[spoiler: Marge]].
73	* InternalDeconstruction:
74	** Russell and Vivian's romance begins as many Sparks romances do, with instant passion that quickly leads to a serious commitment despite [[OppositesAttract different values, interests, and temperaments]]. Yet as these differences become irreconcilable and Russell realizes [[LovingAShadow how little]] he really knows about Vivian, he begins reflecting on his past relationship with Emily, which was more companionate in nature and characterized by ''shared'' values, interests, and temperaments. Given the timing of this book, this aspect of the story could be interpreted as Sparks's realization that the fast-burning, opposite-attracting romances of his previous books--to say nothing of his own [[https://www.eharmony.com/dating-advice/about-you/nicholas-sparks-on-getting-lucky-in-love/ fast-burning romance]] with his ex-wife--probably wouldn't work out so well in real life.
75	** We [[TheUnReveal never find out for certain]] why [[spoiler: Vivian thinks her marriage to Russell isn't worth saving]], but there are some strong hints. Russell notes that Vivian became "moodier and more irritable" throughout the early years of parenthood, which doesn't make sense to him because she "made motherhood look easily." He seems to believe the solutions are to hire household help and allow her to spend money on herself, despite the impact all this has on their budget, and to put more effort than ever into [[GrandRomanticGesture romantic gestures]] that Vivian has come to regard as routine. Yet he makes no attempt to discover the source of her changing moods—which may amount to undiagnosed [[{{UsefulNotes/Depression}} postpartum depression]]—and identify a long-term solution. Nor does she attempt to broach the subject with him, instead [[ObviouslyNotFine bottling up her true feelings]] and channeling her frustrations into defiant and contemptuous behavior. In general, [[PoorCommunicationKills bad communication]] comes to be the theme of their relationship. Contrast this with Sparks's 2003 novel ''The Wedding'', in which a series of romantic gestures are enough to save a 30-year marriage that had also lacked communication and compromise in many areas.
76	* ItsAllAboutMe: While Vivian is certainly guilty of this, Russell is by no means immune to selfishness himself. He repeatedly expects the women in his life to upend their days to make his own easier. He believes his nascent dream of starting his own business is as or more important than bringing in a steady income when there's a mortgage and a young child to consider. And then there's this damning bit of narration:
77	-->...what I wanted more than anything was for Vivian to be happy. Or, more specifically, ''happy with me''.
78	* {{Jerkass}}: Vivian [[LackOfEmpathy rarely considers Russell's point of view]] or [[ItsAllAboutMe discusses her decisions with him]] before [[BecauseISaidSo stating them as a matter of fact]]. If he tries to raise any concerns, she [[QuitYourWhining accuses him of trying to start an argument]], or simply leaves the room. If something is objectively her fault, [[NeverMyFault she always finds a way to turn it around on Russell]]; at times she [[MoralMyopia attacks him for actions that she had made previously]]. Despite all this, until the last few days before [[spoiler:their marriage breaks down for good]], Russell [[DesperatelyCravesAffection never stops going out of his way to please Vivian]], who has come to expect this and [[AllTakeAndNoGive barely expresses sincere gratitude, appreciation, or affection for him]]. ''HOWEVER'', [[JerkassWithAHeartOfGold she is generally a very good mother to London]].
79	* JerkassHasAPoint: Vivian reacts very negatively to Russell's decision to [[StartMyOwn start his own ad agency]], forcing him to [[ExiledToTheCouch sleep in the guest room that night]] and [[SilentTreatment refusing to speak to him for three days]]. He discusses this with Marge, who takes Vivian's side on the ground that he just put their single source of income at serious risk despite their mortgage and new baby. In addition, as Russell soon discovers, Vivian was justified in doubting his ability to build a client base. He gradually admits that he DidntThinkThisThrough, particularly by failing to market himself before investing in the infrastructure of his business.
80	* LadyInAPowerSuit: Vivian spends an entire day buying power suits and [[AllWomenLoveShoes designer shoes]] in preparation for her new job.
81	* LoveMartyr: Despite many [[GrandRomanticGesture grand romantic gestures]], Russell, who admits to getting his notions of romance [[ThinksLikeARomanceNovel from fiction]], had [[HopelessSuitor bad luck with women]] before meeting Emily; he usually ended up JustFriends with women he fancied and couldn't understand why he, [[DoggedNiceGuy a nice guy]], [[NiceGuysFinishLast finished last]]. As a married man, his dislike of conflict is a big reason why [[HenpeckedHusband Vivian can run roughshod over him]], but accepts his lot out of love for her despite being aware of this. Over the course of the story, he begins to come to terms with [[DudeWheresMyRespect how little respect]] he gets from [[FalseSoulmate his wife]]. Despite all this, [[spoiler:[[SecondActBreakup after Vivian picks up and leaves him]], [[WhyWouldAnyoneTakeHimBack he still wants to salvage their marriage!]] Thankfully, this does not last.]]
82	* MeetCute: When Russell first introduces himself to Vivian, he's not sure that the compliment he pays her will go over as intended. She finds it charming.
83	* MillsAndBoonProse: When Russell thinks back to his first time having sex with Emily.
84	-->I slipped it over her head while my shirt fell to the ground, her skin fiery against my own. Her bra came next, and soon we were naked on the bed and moving together, lost in our own feelings and the mysteries of each other.
85	* MiseryBuildsCharacter: The main premise of Russell's arc.
86	* TheMissusAndTheEx: {{Discussed}}: Vivian and Emily briefly meet off-screen.
87	* MoodSwinger: Vivian, who can shift from cheerful to passive-aggressive to openly hostile within seconds as it suits her purpose.
88	* MotherhoodIsSuperior: Vivian believes that [[spoiler:she is more deserving of custody of London]] because she stayed at home to raise her for most of her life, [[spoiler:even though she has just relocated to a new city on her own.]]
89	* NatureLover: Many of Russell's hobbies and fondest memories involve being active outdoors.
90	* NervesOfSteel: Russell admires Vivian's emotional strength and self-assurance in the early years of their marriage. Over time, though, she becomes "moodier and more irritable."
91	* NeverASelfMadeWoman: Almost every major female character is defined by her relationship to Russell: his wife, his daughter, his sister, his mother, and his ex-girlfriend. In Vivian's case, her major successes are largely due to the favor of other men.
92	* OhCrap: Russell realizes where his marriage to Vivian is headed [[spoiler: after he eavesdrops on her having a flirtatious phone conversation with her boss.]]
93	* TheOneThatGotAway: Marge, more than Russell, regrets Russell having split up with Emily, who she thinks was the perfect match for Russell.
94	* OutdoorsyGal: Zig-zagged. Russell wants to raise London to be one of these, and she does show signs of interest in the outdoors by memorizing the names of plant species. But since London spends her early years with Vivian as the stay-at-home mom, she ends up spending most of her leisure time shopping and playing inside with toys. [[spoiler: Later, when it's just Russell and London, she starts getting more fresh air.]]
95	* ParentalNeglect: [[DiscussedTrope Discussed]]: Despite a few typical parental screw-ups, London is generally a well-adjusted and healthy child. However, Russell and Vivian accuse each other of different forms of neglect at various points.
96	* ParentsAsPeople: Vivian believes it's better for London to have a stay-at-home mother, and she and Russell are able to make this happen in the years before London starts school. However, Vivian appears to become increasingly dissatisfied with this role, and she mentions after she goes back to work that she feels like "the real me" has been restored. [[StayInTheKitchen Russell doesn't appear too pleased to hear her say this]] and defends her previous SAHM role as "meaningful, too."
97	* PastimesProvePersonality: We know [[IntendedAudienceReaction how the reader is meant to feel about Vivian]] because of her likes (reality TV, fashion, the gym) and dislikes (junk food, the outdoors). Meanwhile, Russell pats himself on the back in one scene for going through an entire idle day without reading any celebrity gossip.
98	* PottyFailure: PlayedForDrama: London wets the bed for the first time in years after Russell and Vivian tell her that [[spoiler:they are getting divorced]].
99	* ProductPlacement: {{Franchise/Barbie}}, Neiman Marcus, [[UsefulNotes/GeneralMills Lucky Charms]], Dairy Queen, and Chick-fil-A are among the brands dropped throughout the book.
100	* QueerRomance: ''Two by Two'' marks the first appearance of a same-sex couple (Marge and Liz) in a Nicholas Sparks book.
101	* TheQuietOne: Russell's dad, who isn't much of a talker unless he has an ArmorPiercingResponse to something Russell says.
102	* RageBreakingPoint: After years of love and patience, Russell feels like he hates Vivian for the first time [[spoiler: upon learning that her divorce lawyer plans to accuse him of having an "inappropriate" relationship with London.]]
103	** Vivian finds many reasons to be angry throughout the book, but she typically expresses it with [[TranquilFury even-toned coldness]]. The one thing that provokes her into [[SuddenlyShouting screaming]] at him is [[spoiler:London's growing affection for Emily.]]
104	** Vivian also has an RBP with London after the latter drops a wet towel into the wrong laundry hamper, on top of her new dress.
105	* RetailTherapy: Vivian is a firm believer in this. Despite Russell telling her that they will need to cut back on their spending after he quits his full-time job, she racks up even higher shopping bills than before as implicit revenge against him for their more precarious financial situation.
106	* RightForTheWrongReasons: Marge can tell that Vivian is up to something because she mentions her boss's name quite often, whereas Russell has no idea what Marge's boss is called. Apparently, despite how close they are and how often they speak, Marge has never unloaded about her work day to Russell. [[spoiler:She's right, but it's an odd heuristic.]]
107	* SadistTeacher: Ms. Hamshaw, London's dance instructor. Even though London doesn't like her, [[VillainWithGoodPublicity Vivian believes her methods work because of her competition team's record]].
108	* ScrewTheRulesImBeautiful: Vivian is a DudeMagnet and HeadTurningBeauty who [[TheTease does little to discourage attention]] from other men, and is not above [[FavorsForTheSexy using this attention to her advantage]]. This [[SoBeautifulItsACurse creates tension]] in her relationship with Russell, especially after she becomes the RightHandHottie to Walter Spannerman. However frustrated Russell may be over this and other problems in their marriage, Vivian seems to be aware that [[DistractedByTheSexy she can seduce him]] into [[EasilyForgiven forgiving her]] and returning into his ExtremeDoormat ways [[ManipulativeBitch whenever she wants]].
109	* SelfInsertFic: Most of ''Two by Two'' was written after Nicholas Sparks and his wife, Cathy, divorced. Like Sparks, Russell makes his living as a writer (albeit in advertising), and his view of relationships is largely informed by romantic fiction. Sparks has admitted that the beginning of the story, in which Russell showers while Vivian is in labor, was inspired by [[https://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/books/ct-nicholas-sparks-20-years-of-love-stories-20161019-story.html his own actions]] [[RealLifeWritesThePlot in real life]]. All that said, he has {{Downplayed}} this trope by stressing that Vivian and Cathy are very different people.
110	* SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan: Russell and his father.
111	* ShoutOutThemeNaming: London names each of the fish in her aquarium after a different Franchise/DisneyPrincess.
112	* SilentPartner: Emily's son, Bodhi, to London. Though he is seen and discussed often, Bodhi speaks only a few short lines throughout the entire book, while London keeps up a steady stream of chatter throughout their outings together.
113	* SleepingWithTheBoss: [[spoiler: Vivian]].
114	* StartMyOwn: After falling out of favor with his boss, Russell decides to open his own advertising agency.
115	* SweetTooth: Russell and London. Averted with Vivian, who won't even eat a pudding-and-Cool Whip snack that London prepares for her.
116	* TherapyIsForTheWeak: [[ZigZaggingTrope Zig-zagged]]: Russell briefly considers seeing a therapist to deal with his [[ExtremeDoormat overly people-pleasing ways]], but rejects the idea on the ground that he would wind up going out of his way to please the therapist as well.
117	* ThereAreNoGoodExecutives: Russell seems to have this attitude toward his old boss, some of his old clients, and (increasingly) Vivian.
118	* TitleDrop: The phrase "two by two" refers to the title of a book that Russell regularly reads out to London, describing Noah's action of taking each animal in twos. The phrase also occurs InUniverse as the title of a song and when Russell describes how [[spoiler: he and Emily and London and Bodhi respectively walk "two by two" when touring the zoo]].
119	* TheTopicOfCancer: [[CreatorThumbprint It wouldn't be a Nicholas Sparks novel without it]]. Russell and Marge's mother frequently expresses her worry that their father will be diagnosed with "''the cancer''" at any moment. [[spoiler:Cancer does claim a character by the end, but that character turns out to be Marge.]]
120	* TheUnfavorite: After a [[BeeAfraid bee sting]], London screams for Russell's help, indicating to Vivian that she is no longer London's go-to parent -- and [[DeathGlare her expression]] tells Russell that she isn't the least bit happy about this.
121	* UnkemptBeauty: Russell frequently compares Emily's [[MakeupIsEvil seemingly effortless good looks]] to Vivian's constant grooming, shopping, and dieting.
122	* UnreliableNarrator: {{Downplayed}}. We are mostly meant to accept Russell's version of events but there are subtle clues that when it comes to Vivian, Russell's memory can be selective. For instance, the book starts with an anecdote about Russell's clueless behaviour when Vivian went into labour, where Vivian's exasperation with him is probably something that most readers will share, but Russell still seems oblivious to what exactly he had done wrong. Similarly, there are times when Russell describes Vivian's reactions as being unpredictable, but later, hearing the explanation from Vivian's own perspective makes the reader less certain that she was being so unreasonable after all.
123	* UnusualEuphemism: Marge refers to an unspecified pin-up model as having "big bahoonas."
124	* VanityIsFeminine: {{Invoked}} by Vivian, who [[WeightWoe absolutely never eats carbs or desserts]] and spends most of her money on [[TheFashionista clothes]] and [[AllWomenLoveShoes shoes]]. {{Averted}} with the more positive female influences in Russell's life, as his sister's partner, Liz, and closest friend, Emily, are both described as being traditionally feminine without being vain in the slightest.
125	* WhenYouComingHomeDad: Gender-flipped: London does not take well to the {{Workaholic}} Vivian's travel schedule.
126	* WitchWithACapitalB: Marge once uses, in Russell's words, "a term synonymous with female dogs" to describe Vivian.
127	* WorkingClassHero: Russell's father, a plumber.
128	* YouAreFat: Vivian is known to criticize Russell's few extra pounds and his choice of snacks, even right in front of his sister and her girlfriend.

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