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8	''Almost Night'' by Jacob Wallace is a ScienceFantasy parody of ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'', and to lesser extent, ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' and other high school fictional stories. It features Stella Mallard, a dull and uninteresting girl with no friends that lives on the imperial colony Gamma 3. Her mother is making her move to Tau with her father, since minors are not allowed at brothels.
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10	Upon arriving at Tau, she quickly get reunited with her old childhood friend turned into BadBoy werewolf, [[SdrawkcabName Bocaj]], who has little interest [[ShesAllGrownUp in friendship anymore]]. However, he will have to compete with the pretty boy Ed Skullin from school. That will become the least of her problems, though it will remain her highest priority, when vampires start becoming crystal skinned abominations and Stella finds herself in the middle of an apocalypse.
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12	By the same creator as ''Webcomic/MyRoommateIsAnElf'' and takes place in the same universe. Hence why people from Gamma wear WhiteGloves.
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16	!!''Almost Night'' contains examples of:
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18	%%* AThreesomeIsHot
19	%%* AThreesomeIsManly
20	* AllTrollsAreDifferent: Oak has green skin and yellow eyes. They turn to stone in sunlight, and find the experience pleasurable similar to sleep. However, they don't turn when there's overcast, which is almost everyday on Tau.
21	%%* AlwaysChaoticEvil: The vampires
22	%%* AnyoneCanDie: And most of them do by the end.
23	%%* ArtificialIntelligence: Stella’s truck has one that is rather bloodthirsty.
24	%%* CasualInterstellarTravel: While expensive, there is an entire spaceport for it.
25	%%* ComedicSociopathy: Any character that is a vampire has elements of this trope.
26	* {{Cthulhumanoid}}: A Cthulhi makes a brief appearance.
27	%%* DarkMagic: Called Anam.
28	* {{Dhampyr}}: Ed’Bocaj. Not supposed to happen, but apparently she is part of a prophesy.
29	* DressedToPlunder: Alex got his spirit bound to a pirate ghost, and now talks like a pirate.
30	%%* EldritchAbomination
31	* FaunsAndSatyrs: Hope is a female satyr.
32	%%* FasterThanLightTravel
33	%%* FunetikAksent: Alex's pirate accent. And briefly, John Doe's cowboy accent.
34	* FurAgainstFang: The vampires and the werewolves are locked in a very unsteady treaty.
35	%%* GirlOnGirlIsHot: The reason Ed Skullin allows Stella to continue dating Hope.
36	%%* {{Glamour}}: Vampires have one to mask their pointed ears.
37	* GRatedDrug: Averted. There are references to ecstasy and meth.
38	* HealthPotion: Though its effects are limited. It is able to help somebody with blood loss, but not able to bring back someone who has been ripped to pieces.
39	%%* {{Intangibility}}: Jaspike.
40	%%* OurElvesAreDifferent: Dumbledalf.
41	* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Normally they die from exposure to direct sunlight and from being staked in the heart. They can turn their canine teeth into fangs and their ears are pointed like an elf unless they keep their glamour on. After performing the spell to turn them into abomination vampires, they become immune to the sun and instead have the appearance of diamond flesh. They’re also immune to stakes as their skin is too hard for wood to pierce, but they die from gunshots to the head and any form of fire causes them to burst into flame.
42	%%* OurWerewolvesAreDifferent: Bocaj and his family. Can shift whenever they want, and have heightened senses even in human form.
43	* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: Jaspike is part vampire, part ghost. Nobody is quite sure how it happened.
44	* NobodyPoops: Averted. Ed is ‘’very’’ interested in human bodily functions.
45	%%* OneTrueThreesome
46	%%* ParodyNames: Various.
47	%%* SonOfAWhore: Stella.
48	%%* TheAllegedCar: Stella's truck.
49	* TomeOfEldritchLore: [=McEvildude’s=] evil spell book. It is bound in human skin, written in orc blood, and the pages are made from dryads.
50	%%* TranshumanTreachery
51	%%* UnderwaterCity: Somewhereinitaly. Also, the destroyed city, Somewherenotinitaly.
52	%%* UnusualEars: Elves and vampires when vampires aren't using their glamour.
53	%%* WhiteGloves: People from Gamma wear these, and Stella wear them throughout the story. Seen as an oddity by the people of Tau.

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