| 1 | [[AnthropomorphicPersonification Probability is sentient]], [[GodsNeedPrayerBadly and needs appeasing]], lest it afflict you with downright rotten luck. |
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| 3 | -->[-Roll anything over 10 to view the unabridged version. [[RandomNumberGod 1, 3, 3, 7, 4, 2, 9, 4, 7, 3, 2, 6, 5, 8, 6, 6, 6...]]-] |
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