Line #62 Funny/Pyramid


1	The ''Series/{{Pyramid}}'' franchise was home to many, many SugarWiki/FunnyMoments. Some came from the SophisticatedAsHell emcee Dick Clark, others from the large cast of celebrities involved in the show's many years on the air, and still more from the contestants.
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6	* Some Winner's Circle clues tested the censors:
7	** "Because you're horny as hell" as a clue for "Why You Make Love". This one came from the usually-adorable Didi Conn, who gave the clue in her usual sweet/innocent voice.
8	** "[[BiggerIsBetterInBed An erection]]" as a clue for "Things That Are Stiff". Audience members screamed after Stuart Damon said this. The contestant guessed "Things a Man Gets" and "Things That Excite You". After she wins $10,000, John Davidson asks, "Are we still on the air?"
9	** "An old woman's breasts" as a clue for "Things That Sag".
10	*** Amazingly repeated with "Pointy breasts" for [[https://youtu.be/3dIRUc64Cow "Things That Are Perky"]].
11	** "A proctologist's finger" for "Things That Probe".
12	** "Your genital organs" for "Things Below the Waist". The contestant guessed "Things You Touch", "Things You Stroke", and "Things You Rub".
13	** "Your naked buns" for "Things That Burn". The contestant guessed "Things That Jiggle".
14	** And in a special game in which ''Series/{{Taxi}}'' co-stars Creator/TonyDanza and Marilu Henner were teamed up, Tony gave the clue "I like to put this all over you" for "Shaving Cream".
15	* Any time Dick Clark screws up, hilarity is inevitable. On two occurrences -- once on ''$100,000'' and once on ''$25,000'', chronologically -- Dick's trouble with numbers catches up with him as he bungles the descriptions of two cars offered as Mystery 7 prizes.
16	* Any time a contestant has a DelayedReaction to a Winner's Circle win. In one memorable instance from the ''$10,000'' era, it took a woman several seconds to register that she had won despite Anita Gillette shaking her.
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19	[[folder:''$10,000'' (1973-76)]]
20	* Week of December 30, 1974: [[Series/TheOddCouple1970 Tony Randall]] tells us [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iih5LjRHqdE what you don't do]] on ''Pyramid'', in an uncensored clip which surfaced in April 2012.
21	* June 27, 1975: In one of the franchise's more underrated moments, following a disastrous week in which he never got to the Winner's Circle, Creator/WilliamShatner got 30 seconds to play the big round ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq4K8LTgZHk by himself]]'' for charity — and '''still lost''' (the charity still got the $10,000). The odd incident is further notable for the trilons "dancing" (and even spinning!) around following Shatner's performance, which [[OlderThanTheyThink predated]] the use of that practice in ''$100,000'' Tournament wins.
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24	[[folder:''$25,000'' (1974-79)]]
25	* 1974: Creator/WilliamShatner is asked to describe various dances to his civilian partner. While he is permitted to use the word "dance" in his descriptions, Bill decides to go [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSl3LoHYjrQ another route]]...
26	* 1976: Vicki Lawrence spent the last ten seconds of the category "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" failing to communicate the word "Cuddle" to her partner, a man. She tried actually cuddling and snuggling with him, in a rather ''suggestive'' manner, making the contestant ''very'' visibly nervous (in addition to him trying to figure out the word) and making for an awkward -- albeit hilarious -- moment for all.
27	* 1977: Tony Roberts has a '''very''' difficult time trying to get "Snow White". After the round is over, he remarks:
28	-->'''Tony:''' My daughter is in the audience, I will [[NeverLiveItDown never live down]] that I could not remember ''Sleeping Beauty''.
29	-->'''Contestant Judy:''' No, it was Snow White!
30	-->'''Tony:''' ''([[FacePalm double facepalms]])'' I'm sorry, Nicole!
31	-->'''Bill:''' Tony, there's nothing to worry about-- your daughter just left.
32	** ...and his HumiliationConga continues after the other contestant, Paul, struggles with "Bambi":
33	--->'''Bill:''' You know Tony Roberts; Why don't you and Tony get together and open a fairy-tale school?
34	** ...and not 20 seconds later, when Bill misreads "twinkle" as "tinkle"...
35	--->'''Bill:''' You're right, Tony, it was Sleeping Beauty!
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38	[[folder:''$20,000'' (1976-80)]]
39	* Week of February 2, 1976: Clifton Davis and his partner needed two points to win the game, and the final category was "Warmongers". In the straightest face and voice, Dick read the subject matter — "[[{{Troll}} Describe these Things That Taste Like Lima Beans.]]" Clifton's face registered a "What?!", after which Dick burst out laughing. Clark would occasionally give a false subject, with other examples being "Words That Rhyme With Orange" and "Famous Ethiopian War Generals".
40	* September 14, 1977 (billed as "[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Kirk vs. Spock Week]]"): During a Winner's Circle for $20,000, Shatner [[TantrumThrowing threw his chair in frustration]] after accidentally giving out an illegal clue on the sixth category. Contrary to ''very'' popular belief, Shatner was '''not''' banned from the show following this week — he appeared the week of December 26, 1977 with Barbara Feldon, and on two ''$25,000'' episodes in 1978 (one taped before the chair incident, the other in Season 5).
41	--> '''Dick:''' Bill [Shatner]... we got a special award for you: it is the "[[OpenMouthInsertFoot Foot-in-the-mouth Award]]". ''(presents said "[[MedalOfDishonor award]]"[[labelnote:*]]a single tennis shoe[[/labelnote]])''
42	* December 15, 1978:
43	** Creator/DavidLetterman makes his entrance by wearing a ''[[TheRival Los Angeles Dodgers]]'' jacket.[[note]]The Yankees had beaten the Dodgers in the World Series for the second straight year two months before. Further complicating matters, the Dodgers had moved from Brooklyn in 1957. Former fans were likely not amused.[[/note]] The audience boos him, and Dick has to make sure the coast is clear before sneaking to his podium.
44	--->'''Dick:''' ''(gangster voice)'' You gon' get us killed, man!
45	** A contestant describes the phrase "fun house" by saying "If you want to have a good time, you go to the..." which makes Letterman crack up.
46	* June 27, 1980: The Creator/{{ABC}} GrandFinale ended with the week's celebrities (Creator/BillCullen and Lois Nettleton) being shown a set of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ3HBCRQbtw joke Winner's Circle categories]] the show could've used "if we wanted to save the money" — "[[HonestJohnsDealership Used Car Dealers You Can Trust]]", "[[TakeThat Hit Shows on NBC-TV]]", "Oil Companies in Bankruptcy", "Famous Japanese Rabbis" (Bill offered "Ming Toy Rabinowitz"), "Things [Henry] Kissinger Did Not Foul Up", and "Famous Italian TV Directors" — the crowning gag being that their director, Mike Gargiolo, was Italian.
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49	[[folder:''$50,000'' (1981)]]
50	* March 16, 1981: With shadows of his future incidents with Vicki Lawrence, Dick tried to calmly and discreetly explain why he didn't like having Tony Randall on the show, and the SophisticatedAsHell Tony flat-out told him off!
51	* April 7, 1981: [[https://youtu.be/nanSmURJnmU?t=1090 This exchange]]:
52	--> '''Contestant:''' This is one of "The Beatles", he played the drums.
53	--> '''Ross Martin:''' Marie Antoinette. ''(ding)''[[labelnote:*]]For context, "Marie Antoinette" was the word that was passed just beforehand.[[/labelnote]]
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57	[[folder:''New $25,000'' (1982-87, 1988)]]
58	* October 12, 1982: A contestant couldn't describe "Brownie" well enough, so she resorted to saying "It has [[TheStoner marijuana in it sometimes]]." When Creator/BettyWhite did get it, she was absolutely pissed ("Not in ''my'' house!") and the audience [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlVucxy6iCc lost it for the rest of the round]].
59	--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Dick]]:''' I'll talk to you about your recipes later on.
60	* October 13, 1982: Charlie Siebert and a contestant play the Winner's Circle for $10,000. He says "Foods with Paprika" for "Spicy Foods", but the judge doesn't buzz it until after he and the contestant start celebrating. The same player goes back to the Winner's Circle, and she wins $25,000 with Betty White giving the clues. She's a bit slow to celebrate the win because she wants to be sure it will stand this time.
61	--> '''Contestant:''' ''(to Dick Clark)'' I wanted to hear it from you!
62	* Late 1982 (''New''): Announcer Jack Clark apparently didn't realize his [[IsThisThingStillOn microphone was still on]] after he signed-off, and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g9MfcoBXgg started whistling along]] to the catchy theme music.
63	* November 23, 1982 (''New''): A Winner's Circle category [[https://youtu.be/NcEx98KHc2U ("Things That Crash")]] had Vicki Lawrence stumped... until Dick came over and, true to form, gave the perfect clue ("the 1929 stock market") — which, in turn, made her unload a whole rant about how he ''always'' provides the perfect clue.
64	-->'''Vicki:''' We're sitting here sweating bullets, you come strolling in and give the perfect answer and make me feel like an ass.\
65	'''Dick:''' See ya 'round!
66	* December 24, 1982 (''New''): While giving a clue, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIWqj8rXp50 this contestant]] accidentally says "humid" when describing "humidity" and gets the cuckoo. She then doesn't realize that she still has one word left, and when Dick shouts "Next!", she becomes startled and accidentally shouts out the next word ("blimp"), resulting in another cuckoo.
67	* May 9, 1983: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4m9Ik3A0fQ A contestant]] is conveying "Things you see in Holland" to Vicki Lawrence. The word "dike" comes up, causing the contestant to giggle and say "Oh my, oh gosh, I can't say ''that''!" When Vicki gives the right answer, the contestant immediately says "Thank you!" and the audience is left in hysterics.
68	* June 10, 1983: Soupy Sales' clue for "Butt": "Another word for your ass[[note]]This was bleeped in the original run but left uncensored in subsequent reruns.[[/note]]." The audience was in hysterics for the rest of the round.
69	* June 29, 1983: [[Series/TheYoungAndTheRestless Deborah Adair & Terry Lester]] "made out" by the big Pyramid during the intro before being chased off by Mr. Clark.
70	--> '''Dick:''' This is a family show!\
71	'''Deborah:''' It sure is!\
72	'''Dick:''' I mean we've been on the air for eleven years, that's the first time anything like that's happened! What kind of degenerate people are you?!\
73	'''Terry:''' We're family!\
74	'''Deborah:''' What's wrong with kissing your stepson?[[note]]Adair played Jill Foster Abbott at the time, while Lester played her stepson, Jack Abbott.[[/note]]
75	* 1984: A contestant is asked to describe things associated with sand, and Dick cautions her that she isn't allowed to say "Sand." Guess what she does for the first word?
76	* October 1984: In one Mystery 7, the civilian contestant thinks "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEV_yR9Hlmk#t=14m26s A HOME COMPUTER]]" is her next subject...
77	* June 6, 1985: Roger E. Mosley tries to convey "Joan Collins" by saying "She's on ''Series/{{Dynasty\|1981}}'', the bitch..." Cue the audience cracking up, especially when the contestant fails to get it.
78	* October 16, 1985: Dick Clark [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blIaH8-MwWU got his digits flipped]] on the "brand new 1968 [sic] automobile" that the contestant could win in the Mystery 7 category. The judge even buzzed him for his slip-up. It was an inadvertent repeat of [[https://youtu.be/UeMyF2y63EQ?t=305 a mistake he made on]] ''$100,000'', identifying a 1985 car as a 1958. ''[[TemptingFate And this came nine days after Dick vowed that he would never make the mistake again.]]''
79	** HarsherInHindsight: Following his 2004 stroke, Clark began making a '''lot''' of these kinds of mixups (as seen on the 2009 ''New Year's Rockin' Eve'', when he [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0VqQnbccW4 severely screwed up the countdown]]).
80	* January 15, 1986: Vicki Lawrence came out wearing...something...and Dick continued to put his foot in his mouth with each word he said to her. Nipsey Russell, the other celebrity that week, waited until Dick got to him — and shoved the other foot in, causing Vicki to get up and storm out.
81	-->'''Nipsey:''' Some of these outfits some women are wearing\
82	cause me to wonder and doubt.\
83	Are they outside trying to get in\
84	Or inside trying to get out?
85	** ...So Dick walked over to the vacated seat and, with a "We don't need her!" attitude, proceeded with the game (reading the categories and mentioning the 7-11). The contestant picked a category, after which Dick, Nipsey, and '''everybody in the studio''' pleaded for Vicki to come back. It took over 20 seconds before anybody realized that the chosen category had spun around to reveal the 7-11, [[spoiler:which the contestant went on to win]].
86	* March 20, 1986: Teresa Ganzel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxZ62UsZKIE played a mock round]] with herself; unlike Shatner (whose infamous solo Winner's Circle was mentioned), Ganzel's round used a camera trick.
87	* August 1, 1986: This bit from the [[MilestoneCelebration 1,000th episode]].
88	-->(Henry Polic II is describing Creator/ClarkGable)\
89	'''Henry:''' He was, the ears like this...\
90	'''Contestant:''' Dumbo? (''buzzer; audience loses it as Henry walks offstage'')\
91	'''Dick:''' In the past week, Henry Polic has demeaned Joan Rivers, [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Bea Arthur]]...[[Series/TheATeam George Peppard]]...\
92	'''Vicki Lawrence:''' Music/BarbraStreisand.\
93	'''Dick:''' Barbra Streisand...and now, he has added the deceased, distinguished actor.\
94	'''Contestant:''' Who?\
95	'''Dick:''' Stay in your room, Henry! (''beat'') Ladies, what would you...(to Henry) Now, don't come back!
96	* August 29, 1986: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX2H7rOsDSM The trilon wouldn't turn correctly.]] As Dick was about to describe the category, he goes to the small Pyramid and tries to jam it shut. The result? He hurt one of the operators (What do you mean "OW!"?) and the Pyramid slide was broken. Dick then exclaims, "Look at this! You have broken the Pyramid!", complete with PuppyDogEyes.
97	* September 2, 1986: After a Winner's Circle round, Dick Clark gave [[Creator/{{CBS}} the perfect clue]] for the unguessed "Things With an Eye", and the contestant guessed "[[Creator/{{NBC}} the Peacock]]?", causing Dick to [[BigNo yell "NO"!]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUp12eF3PTE#t=1m53s the audience to lose it, and the judge to buzz her.]]
98	--> '''Dick:''' ''(sheepishly)'' Is it safe for me to come out?\
99	'''Annie:''' Is it safe for ''me''?\
100	'''Dick:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, they just took away all the money. You have won nothing. Zero!]]\
101	''(later)''\
102	'''Dick:''' ...See ya here tomorrow on '''CBS'''!
103	* September 26, 1986: Markie Post gives the unorthodox clue "[[ShootTheShaggyDog Your dead dog]]" for "[[AngstWhatAngst Things You Replace]]". Once the round ends, Dick immediately jumps in with, "[[WhatTheHellPlayer What kind of clue is that!?]]" and calls Markie a "[[YouMonster sick person]]". Markie then [[ThatCameOutWrong tries to explain]] that she was hoping the contestant would say "Things You ''Can't'' Replace" and admits she has a dog. Dick then tells the dog lovers who are watching the show to direct their comments to Markie.
104	* December 5, 1986: Dick was playfully pressuring Vicki to pick the category that had the Mystery 7 since the prize up for grabs was a new car. Looking non-plussed, Vicki quipped "You're really being an asshole[[note]](it's bleeped on subsequent reruns)[[/note]] today, aren't you?" The audience howled with laughter and Dick looked for a place to hide. She then picked the category "Loosen Up" and, after Dick read what the subject matter was ("Things That Are Stiff"), it took a good minute for everything to get back on track.
105	* June 3, 1987: With "Series/ToTellTheTruth" a category in the front game, Dick decided to read off a list of all the game shows that Bill Cullen had hosted in his long, long career. This read-off culminated with Dick saying "CAN'T YOU HOLD A JOB, BILL??!!" Bill replied with "Not one of those shows lasted more than 13 weeks." (Also doubles as a TearJerker, as this was Bill's final public appearance before he passed away three years later.)
106	* 1980s: The 7-11 card is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhsc6ZE5evE missing]] from its designated box. Dick got some funny interaction with the stagehand behind the board:
107	-->'''Dick:''' It's me, hoo-hoo... (''high voice'') Where is the 7[-11]?\
108	(''hand sticks out from behind the trilon, hands Dick a paper'')\
109	'''Dick:''' Will you sign this with a note from the teacher, that's where it's supposed to be?\
110	'''Stagehand''' (''sticks out a pen''): Would you sign it for me?
111	** Amusingly, the other four categories remaining were "Batter Up", "Our Leader", "Steady Yourself", and "''Give Me A Raise''".
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114	[[folder:''$100,000'' (1985-88)]]
115	* May 9, 1986: Mary Cadorette gives a clue for the word "Stab" by punching her partner similar to a stabbing motion. She quickly apologizes and gives a different clue, "With a knife."
116	* 1986: Vicki Lawrence was faced with a tough Winner's Circle category ("Things You Grab") where she got a delayed buzz for giving an illegal clue ("a child's toy bag" — because "toy bag" was synonymous with "grab bag", and it took the judge about six seconds to catch it). After time was up, she looked off camera and said she took offense to getting zapped, resulting in another buzz from the judge. Finally, she asked if he felt powerful "with that buzzer under [his] thumb", and he responded with a bell.
117	** After the break, Vicki called the judge an asshole (which was muted), causing Dick to crack up and hug Vicki.
118	* February 13, 1987: After getting flustered over one word, Vicki Lawrence stomped off the set and they [[LeaveTheCameraRunning left the camera running]]. Vicki continued to appear on ''$25,000'', but true to her word ("I'm never coming back here!") did not appear again on ''$100,000'' until 1991.
119	* April 17, 1987: Dick Cavett gave illegal clues for three subjects in a row; then, with a frustrated look on his face, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zv3ApKk9Z0 gave a censored clue for "Things You Curb"]] which left the audience in an uproar and Dick Clark desperately trying to maintain his composure. If you listen closely and read Cavett's lips, you'll figure out what the clue was.
120	* 1980s: In one episode, the team was flustered over the box "Things At A Discotheque". After time was up, Dick suggested "Disc Jockey", which got a buzz. Cue Dick {{Face Palm}}ing and walking off the set.
121	* The first few times [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome anybody won the $100,000]], the audience was so excited they would rush out and swamp the set, hugging the contestant and celebrity, mugging for the cameras, etc., to the point Dick had to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBsUewuXqMM push his way through to find the contestant one time]], saying "pandemonium reins supreme" and "Where's my winner?".
122	* Before 1987: In one tournament episode, Dick was going through his ending spiel to continue the tournament when he started [[https://youtu.be/kcibcDTWoHw?t=4 to stumble over his words]]. Then he called Vicki Lawrence "[[Creator/CarolBurnett Carol]]" resulting in Vicki "sending" Dick to the floor and finishing Dick's SigningOffCatchPhrase with "For right now, it's Ralph Clark, see ya later!"
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125	[[folder:''New $100,000'' (1991)]]
126	* September 10, 1991: Lynn Redgrave was called upon to describe things associated with the Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles. Lynn was obviously not very excited at the prospect, but fortunately her partner was a teacher, so she was well-versed. They got all seven, which prompted Lynn to slump over the desk in relief. She remarked about her clue for "Michelangelo", "As I said 'famous painter', I remembered that all those damn turtles are named after famous painters!"
127	* Date Unknown: During one Double Trouble playing, a female contestant is faced with the term "Bosom Buddy". She holds her breasts, says "This is a good pal of mine." and the celebrity player gets it.
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130	[[folder:''Donnymid'' (2002-04)]]
131	* Peter Paige's clue for "Birkenstocks" was "These are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear!" The contestant ''got the right answer''.
132	* Lisa Ann Walter giving the clue for "Jug" by grabbing her breasts, shaking them and saying, "These are...".
133	* [[https://youtu.be/DXF7GaMEGGA?t=45 One contestant]] playing with Creator/GilbertGottfried in the Winners' Circle missed the topic "Dick Clark Shows". When given the answer, she surprisedly asked "Dick Clark shows? Who's that?!".
134	* One celebrity inadvertently read the name of a Winner's Circle category: "Things You Pat".
135	* At one point Osmond is talking to a female celebrity, noting that he has five children. The female celebrity responds with “[[EverybodyHasLotsOfSex Yeah, you’ve got some pretty fast sperm, huh?]]”
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138	[[folder:''The Pyramid'' (2012)]]
139	* (Nothing as of yet, but here just in case.)
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142	[[folder:ABC ''$100,000'' (2016-present)]]
143	* The premiere episode saw Anthony Anderson failing spectacularly at whatever category he was given, mostly while giving clues. When he and his contestant partner were given the choice of who would be the clue-giver for their final category of the night, Anderson turned the monitor towards himself, signifying that he wanted to be the clue-giver -- and instantly, his partner ''took it back from him''. Judging from Anderson's (mock) offended expression, [[TakeThat he got the message.]]
144	* July 31, 2016: The category "Catch Me If You Can" dealt with things people catch, and the contestant tried to describe "Hell" to Barbara Corcoran by beginning the phrase "What the -- ?" In a moment reminiscent of Tony Randall, Corcoran, who'd already proven herself a bit of a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} that night, offered "What the [[spoiler:[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]]]" as her response (bleeped out, of course). Michael Strahan even gave her a WhatTheHellHero after the round was over.
145	* June 18, 2017: The word is "commandments", but poor Bobby Moynihan misreads it as "condiments."
146	--> '''Bobby:''' Um, mustard, relish, salt, pepper!
147	--> '''Contestant:''' Condiments!
148	--> '''Bobby:''' YES!
149	--> '''Michael Strahan:''' Different word.
150	--> '''Bobby:''' (looks at word) [[OhCrap OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!]] Uh, uh, the Bible, the ten...
151	--> '''Contestant:''' Commandments!
152	--> '''Bobby:''' Mmph, I'm an idiot!
153	* From the episode with Curtis Stone, a category in the Winner's Circle is Types of Fences:
154	--> '''Contestant:''' Picket.
155	--> '''Curtis Stone:''' (thinking she said "pick it") Your nose!
156	* August 12, 2018: A contestant in the Winner's Circle sees "People Whose Last Name is [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama]]", thinks it over for a moment, and gives the clue "bin Laden". The day after it aired, the contestant posted [[https://twitter.com/EvanKaufman/status/1029157432302419970 a Twitter thread]] explaining his flub.
157	* September 15, 2019: [[https://youtu.be/x_Wt_1Mp8N0 This bleepin' Winners' Circle.]]
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161	* After getting buzzed for saying "dirty underwear" for "Things That Are Nasty", Teresa Ganzel contested and asked that they bring out a dictionary. After the break, she looked up "nasty" and listed off the definitions and synonyms, ending with "see 'dirty' as in 'judge'." The judge, of course, jumped right in with a buzzer.
162	* A celebrity misreads the word "communist" and gives the clue "Dear Abby is a..."
163	* A celebrity was given the word “Clue” and they opted to give the clue "[[AccidentalInnuendo And I give good...]]"
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