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1	* From Episode 1, when Liu Kang tries to get [[TheStoner Smoke]] to get up and save the world. Smoke tries to light a blunt, only for the lighter to inexplicably '''explode in his face.'''
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3	* Shang Tsung attempting to pose as Rayden in front of Johnny Cage and Sub-Zero:
4	--->'''Shang Tsung:''' Sub-Zero and Johnny Cage, I thought Reptile would have killed you!
5	--->'''Johnny Cage:''' What? How'd you know Reptile was here?
6	--->'''Shang Tsung:''' Oh, well, cause....you know, I'm the God of um...Thunder, I think. (beat)
7	--->'''Sub-Zero:''' WHAT?
8	** Which is followed later by Shang throwing a temper tantrum:
9	--->'''Shang Tsung''': Anyway, I'm...''glad'' that you're alive, I guess. Very happy that...''idiot Reptile couldn't do a simple task by KILLING YOU TWO RETARDS!''
10	--->'''Sub-Zero:''' Wow, Raiden, coming from a lesser God, "retard" is a complement.
11	--->'''Shang Tsung:''' Yeah, "complement". Doesn't mean "retard" or anything. Retarded little retards. RETARDS! RETARDS! RETARDS!!!
12	** Which then leads to:
13	--->'''Johnny Cage:''' Raiden, have some respect! It's "mentally challenged."
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15	* This:
16	--->'''Rayden (Shang Tsung)''': Do you trust me?
17	--->'''Johnny Cage:''' Yeah!
18	--->'''Sub-Zero:''' Nooooooo.
19	--->'''Rayden (Shang Tsung):''' '''''WHAT?!'''''
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21	* Raiden giving Liu Kang a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown for interfering with his piano.
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23	* TheReveal that Shao Kahn has really [[FatBastard let himself go.]]
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25	* This exchange, from Episode 3:
26	--->'''Sub-Zero (to Raiden):''' What were we ''supposed'' to do, play songs on your stupid keyboard? snatches keyboard ''My name is Raiden, God of Useless! [[TooDumbToLive Why am I even ALIVE?!]]''
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28	* The BigLippedAlligatorMoment where Shao Kahn discusses Kitana's possible HighHeelFaceTurn with Shang Tsung, only for the latter to [[GassHole ''fart'' with a big grin on his face.]]
29	--->'''Shao Kahn:''' WHAAAAAT?!!
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31	* When Raiden and Shao Kahn discuss the Mortal Kombat tournament, Kahn offers to pair up [[Franchise/StreetFighter Blanka vs. Ryu]].
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33	* Sub-Zero and Johnny Cage fantasizing about killing Liu Kang before throwing him out of the house. Raiden then scolds them.
34	--->'''Rayden:''' That wasn't very niiiiiice, you twoooooooo.
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36	* Batman playing his theme song on the piano in the Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe video.

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