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4'''Spoiler Warning''' for Seasons 1-6
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8!!Season 1
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10[[folder: Episode 1: Pilot]]
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12* When he hears that Barry got into a fight, Henry tells him "Way to go, Slugger!" He then immediately tells Barry no more fighting after Nora looks at him.
13* Barry's last excuse for being late is car troubles. [[INeedToGoIronMyDog He does not own a car]].
14** The sheer {{Irony}} that is the Fastest Man Alive showing up late. [[BrilliantButLazy Even after]] [[EpicFail getting powers.]]
15* Barry tells Iris that he's been thinking a lot about relationships. She tells him that she hopes he finds someone who loves and adores him for who he is.
16-->'''Barry:''' "You took the words right out of my mouth."
17-->'''Iris:''' Aww, aren't you glad you're with someone who knows you so well?
18* Wells announces that the future will be here "faster than you think." While looking pretty much directly at Barry. One wonders how long he's been waiting to use that.
19* After waking up from his coma, Barry Allen notices a [[WithGreatPowerComesGreatHotness very nice benefit]] of being struck by lightning:
20-->'''Barry:''' Lightning...gave me ''abs?''
21* The first thing Caitlin does when Barry wakes up is to ask him for a urine sample.
22* When they're testing Barry's speed, they put him in a [[MythologyGag red]] outfit that looks like it was designed to minimize wind resistance while still providing padding for falls, with a helmet to boot. The result looks completely ridiculous. The only consolation that Cisco can give is that [[DamnedByFaintPraise he'll be (at that point hypothetically) moving so fast nobody will see him]].
23--> '''Cisco:''' How's it fit? \
24'''Barry:''' ''[embarrassed]'' [[SensualSpandex It's a little snug]].
25* Barry's upset that the first time he tried to help someone, it went wrong. The look on Oliver's face...
26* Oliver giving Barry some helpful advice that [[Recap/ArrowS2E9ThreeGhosts Barry once gave him]]:
27-->'''Oliver:''' Wear a mask.
28* And each of them making their showy exits.
29-->''[Oliver jumps off a building and rappels to the next]''\
30'''Barry:''' Cool.\
31''[Oliver watches Barry zip off]''\
32'''Oliver:''' [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Cool.]]
33* Though it's played up as a serious moment, the scene of Mardon believing he is God was lightened by Detective West's snappy [[ShutUpHannibal "Shut the hell up."]]
34** And then:
35--->'''Mardon''': [[EvilIsHammy DO YOU THINK YOUR GUNS CAN STOP GOD?]] \
36'''Joe''': [[DeadpanSnarker Why in the hell would God need to rob banks?!]]
37* Soon after getting caught up to speed on the fate of the particle accelerator and S.T.A.R. Labs, Barry makes a hasty exit to catch up with Iris after learning that she frequently visited his bedside during his 9-month coma. [[{{Fanboy}} He ends up doubling back to ask Wells if he could keep the S.T.A.R. Labs sweater]].
38--> '''Wells:''' ''[exasperated]'' Yeah, keep the sweatshirt.
39** Even funnier is the tweet from Grant Gustin, stating that he did keep the sweatshirt and has it in his closet at home.
40* The look on Wells' face when Barry is telling him about the man who killed his mom...
41[[/folder]]
42
43[[folder: Episode 2: Fastest Man Alive]]
44
45* Caitlin being the "stern older sister" walking into Cisco and Barry's super heroics.
46-->'''Barry:''' ''[unconvincingly cheery]'' [[OhCrap Hey, Caitlin! How's your day?]]
47-->'''Caitlin:''' Get back to S.T.A.R. Labs. '''Now'''. ''[DeathGlare]''
48** Barry looked like he nearly ''stumbled'' when he heard Caitlin's voice on the line.
49* "Captain Clone."
50* Barry's reaction to the clone of Multiplex standing motionless in S.T.A.R. Labs; Caitlin grew it.
51** Caitlin's MotorMouth explanation of how she grew the clone. She sounds like a Technobabbling GenkiGirl.
52* Cisco calculating that Barry needs to eat roughly 850 tacos. This is said completely seriously.
53--> '''Cisco:''' Unless we’re talking cheese and guac, that’s a whole other set of equations...
54* Barry LeaningOnTheFourthWall in the opening narration, saying he won't bore us with the whole origin story from last week.
55** Unintentionally, it becomes even funnier as the audience just sat through such an introduction seconds earlier.
56* Barry leaving his civvies behind in his rush to a crime scene, to which Wells wonders how long it'll take him to notice. He has to buy a new outfit before heading in.
57* Just as the S.T.A.R. Labs team figure out why Barry is suffering dizzy spells and fainting after using his super speed, Barry passes out...whilst running on a treadmill at super speed. Cue this blur of arms and legs suddenly stopping as Barry flops to the ground, then gets launched backwards into a pile of boxes filled with packing peanuts.
58* Barry learns that Danton's cells replicate in a way only found in babies.
59-->'''Iris''': So what, your killer's a newborn?
60* Barry analyzes the scene of a robbery at a gun store, noting the perpetrator wears a size 10. Which he points out is just like the Captain. Cue him babbling to try and cover up what could have been perceived as trying to accuse the captain of armed robbery (Which he didn't mean).
61* Harrison Wells [[SarcasticClapping sarcastically applauding]] what he believes to be a two-faced Simon Stagg who had just said that he hopes Danton Black comes looking for trouble.
62** And what's Simon's response to seeing him?
63---> '''Stagg:''' [[{{Jerkass}} Don't get up]].
64** Followed by Wells [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore briefly throwing his head back with a loud joyless laugh]].
65
66[[/folder]]
67
68[[folder: Episode 3: Things You Can't Outrun]]
69
70* Iris asks Barry what he could see in her phone's photo of the red blur. Eddie calls at that moment.
71* Barry tells her he's been doing a lot of jogging.
72* Cisco messing up codes.
73-->'''Cisco:''' Code two-thirty-seven on Wade Boulevard.\
74'''Barry:''' ...public indecency?\
75'''Cisco:''' Wait, I think I meant a two-thirty-''nine''.\
76'''Barry:''' ''Dog leash violation!?''\
77'''Caitlin:''' Bad man, with a gun, in a getaway car, GO!
78* Eddie goes to the Wests' to meet Iris, but unfortunately runs into Joe, and had to quickly come up with an excuse that he wants to re-investigate the crime scene.
79* Barry asks which one is the north wing in the mall.
80--> '''Wells''': It's the one with the Big Belly Burger.\
81''[Cisco gives him a weird look]''\
82'''Wells''': I eat.
83* Iris and Eddie finally tell Joe they're dating...and he reveals he already knows. This conversation results:
84--> '''Eddie''': So you're not mad?\
85'''Joe''': Oh I'm mad. If they hadn't confiscated my gun, we'd be having an entirely different conversation right now.\
86'''Eddie:''' ...I'll give you two some space. I'll be outside, looking into the Witness Protection Program.
87** He then gives his blessing on the relationship by promising Iris he'll do his best not to shoot Eddie.
88* "[[LetMeGetThisStraight So, we're supposed to get used to living above a makeshift prison. Housing violent criminals with SUPERPOWERS?]]"
89
90[[/folder]]
91
92[[folder: Episode 4: Going Rogue]]
93
94* Barry and Joe making fun of the name "Leonard Snart". Barry says that "Leonard" is almost as bad as his full name, "Bartholomew".
95* This episode guest stars [[Series/{{Arrow}} Felicity Smoak]], which means these come pretty fast and furious.
96** Felicity says "[[DoubleEntendre I wanna see it]]" before she realizes how that sounds and clarifies she means Barry's speed.
97** Barry is so eager to show off his powers for Felicity that he forgets his sneakers can't handle the friction.
98** When Barry brings Felicity to the lab, she promises Caitlin and Cisco that she can keep a secret. Barry immediately elaborates that she works with the Arrow. Felicity is understandably annoyed.
99--->'''Felicity:''' ...And apparently, you can't.
100** And then later, she makes an "...I'd be as rich as Oliver Queen" analogy, and immediately starts backpedaling in such a way that she actually makes it ''more'' obvious that the Arrow is Oliver.
101** "My team's setup is a lot like this...but with more pointy objects."
102** When in the lab, Barry is on the treadmill showing off his speed, and says "Want to see how fast I can run backwards?" He immediately crashes.
103--->'''Caitlin:''' ...he heals fast, too.
104** Eddie Thawne doing a JawDrop when Felicity walks into the trivia contest wearing a LittleBlackDress.
105** Barry names the trivia team the incredibly dorky "E=MC Hammer," to the confusion of Eddie and Iris. [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Felicity gets it instantly]].
106** Felicity is at a bit of a loss at an excuse for Barry's suddenly leaving--being used to saying Oliver is "on a date", or some other appropriate fib--and comes up with Barry having bad diarrhea. And then she berates herself for continuing to talk to the air after he runs off.
107** Her failing to dramatically crack her knuckles.
108* Joe and Eddie having a bit of an awkward time in the car while discussing Iris. Eddie turns on the radio...and gets "When a Man Loves a Woman". He switches stations...and gets [[Music/MarvinGaye "Let's Get It On"]] this time around. He promptly turns it off.
109-->'''Eddie:''' ...quiet is good.
110* A blink and you'll miss it one: Wells proudly says that Barry (running a few hundred miles per hour) isn't even close to his top speed...before hastily tacking on a "Theoretically, that is." Yes, he forgot to hide his knowledge of the future for a second there.
111* Barry and Leonard Snart bantering in full-costume makes for a fun moment.
112--> '''The Flash''': If you wanted to get away you should've taken something faster than a train.\
113'''Captain Cold''': That's if I ''wanted'' to get away.
114* Cisco threatens Snart with the prototype cold gun, which is so huge that Felicity and Caitlin have to carry around the power source behind him. After Snart leaves, Cisco mentions it's actually the lab's vacuum cleaner with a bunch of [=LEDs=] stuck on it.
115* Snart smiling at the "Captain Cold" moniker.
116* Iris telling Barry that Felicity likes him, since (in her own words) she's the only girl who sees him for the great guy she's always telling him that he is. Think about that for a second.
117
118[[/folder]]
119
120[[folder: Episode 5: Plastique]]
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122* When Barry realizes he can't get drunk (while they're having a pleasant night out at a bar), Caitlin squees about doing experiments and starts scrounging through her purse.
123-->'''Barry:''' ...you keep a blood test kit in your purse?\
124'''Caitlin:''' Hey, you have your hobbies.
125** Caitlin's reaction to Barry saying he can't get drunk is to immediately administer a blood test. Cisco's is to grab more shots
126** Then in a BrickJoke at the end of the episode, Caitlin reveals that she's cooked up a ''very'' potent alcoholic beverage (she calls it roughly 500 proof, while 200 proof is pure alcohol) for Barry. When Barry says that he's gotten buzzed from it, Caitlin gets all giddy--and then it wears off after 30 seconds.
127* With Central City constantly in danger, Joe at this point simply expresses nothing but exasperation.
128-->'''Joe:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue So, human bomb? Must be Tuesday in Central City.]]
129** Doubly funny when you realize that [[LampshadeHanging new Flash episodes are aired on Tuesdays in real life]].
130* When Eddie gets an emergency call interrupting the night out at the beginning of the episode, everyone else instantly pulls out their own excuses as to why they need to leave as well.
131* Barry tells Joe the Streak met with Iris, and Joe warns that Iris would have easily been able to recognize his voice. Barry demonstrates his ability to vibrate his vocal cords to produce a reverb effect--and Joe bursts out laughing.
132* Plastique blows up the suit in her first encounter with the Flash. Cisco begins sulking like a child and declaring her to be pure evil because of this, [[HeadTurningBeauty until he sees her]].
133-->'''Cisco:''' Nobody blows up my suit and gets away with it...[[VerbalBackspace unless they look]] [[LoveAtFirstSight like that]].
134* Whilst the team are explaining meta-humans to Bette[=/=]Plastique, Cisco comments that none of them have looked like her. He immediately begins backpedaling, whilst a snickering Barry [[FacePalm facepalms]] and Caitlin threatens him with a lobotomy.
135* Whilst testing Plastique's abilities by giving her objects to throw and explode, Caitlin holds up a boomerang and gives Cisco a blank stare.
136--> '''Caitlin:''' [[BoomerangComeback Didn't think this through, did you?]]
137** Could that possibly be a nod to the last question in [[http://what-if.xkcd.com/23/ this]] What-If XKCD?
138
139[[/folder]]
140
141[[folder: Episode 6: The Flash Is Born]]
142
143* This exchange:
144-->'''Caitlin''': Check the math. Your dispersal models don't correlate.
145-->'''Cisco''': Uh, they do if you factor in the seasonal fluctuations in reproduction cycles.
146-->'''Wells''': What exactly are we debating?
147-->'''Cisco''': The average number of bugs Barry swallows in a day of running.
148-->'''Wells''': [[DeadpanSnarker I look forward to seeing you accept your Nobel]].
149* When asked what he hit to damage himself as he had done, Barry simply says "A man." before making sure to clarify "A big, bad man." a few seconds later.
150* When Barry says the new metahuman can turn his skin into metal, Wells calls him a "[[ComicBook/{{Superman}} man of steel]]". Doubly funny because said metahuman is called a "big bad man" just prior, so this might be [[TakeThat a jab at]] the [[BrokenBase very divisive]] ''Film/ManOfSteel'' film.
151* When Barry recognizes the new metahuman as a childhood bully, Caitlin and Cisco starts reminiscing about theirs as well.
152-->'''Caitlin:''' I had a childhood nemesis, [=Lexi LaRoche=]. She used to put gum in my hair. ''[pouts]''\
153'''Cisco:''' Jake Pocket. If I didn't let him copy my homework he'd give me a swirly.\
154'''Barry:''' Now that we've established that we're all uber-nerds, what are we going to do about Tony?
155* Caitlin interrogating Barry whether he is secretly meeting Iris in costume while preparing to set his dislocated shoulder.
156-->'''[[BadLiar Barry]]:''' ...No.\
157'''Caitlin:''' Good. ''(snaps his shoulder back in place with a loud crack)''\
158'''Barry:''' ARGH!
159* Cisco calculating the speed and the angle with which Barry has to hit Girder (animated on a screen) while Caitlin looks worried.
160-->'''Cisco:''' ''[{{Technobabble}}]'' Bam.\
161''[[[BlackComedy Animated Flash explodes on impact]]]''\
162''[Caitlin glares at him]''\
163'''Cisco:''' ...Ouch.\
164'''Caitlin:''' "Ouch"!?
165* Cisco seriously wanting to also hunt down his and Caitlin's childhood bullies, regardless of whether they also have powers.
166* This exchange after Barry and Iris land blows on Girder, successfully knocking him out:
167-->'''The Flash''': Nice cross. \
168'''Iris''': I think I broke my hand.\
169'''The Flash''': ''[weakly]'' Me too.
170* During an otherwise serious conversation about Iris' blog, she asks what she should call The Flash:
171-->'''The Flash:''' Anything but [[AtrociousAlias The Streak]].
172[[/folder]]
173
174[[folder: Episode 7: Power Outage]]
175
176* The testing after Barry's been depowered.
177-->'''Cisco:''' He's slow even for a normal person...
178* After buying a cup of coffee, Barry - out of costume - [[MuggingTheMonster gets pulled into an alley by a mugger who demands he give up his wallet.]] Naturally, the mugger gets a bit confused when his victim finds this hilarious instead of terrifying. Barry literally spends the whole "mugging" laughing at the mugger's terrible luck, telling him how much this is going to suck for him and advising him to just walk away, while the mugger has no idea why he's acting so nuts. When the mugger refuses to take the hint, Barry then grabs his gun and then pulls a cop over there from somewhere at superspeed, but not before ''[[NakedPeopleAreFunny stripping the guy down to his underwear]]'' for good measure.
179** A bit of Fridge Funny: the cop takes only a second to wonder "How did I get here?", before realizing that the guy in underwear is probably a criminal. Has Barry done this before?
180* When Barry tells Joe that he's lost his powers, Joe randomly tosses Barry's coffee mug to the floor in order to see if Barry will catch it. Barry is annoyed at this, both because Joe didn't just take his word for it, but because he "loved that mug". And when Iris comes in and sees the broken mess on the floor, she also bemoans it, citing Barry's love of that mug.
181** What makes it funnier is the implication that Joe did this mere moments ''after'' Barry told him about his power loss.
182* Eddie's last scene, high as a kite on painkillers.
183
184[[/folder]]
185
186[[folder: Episode 8: Flash vs Arrow]]
187
188* See Funny/FlashVsArrow
189
190[[/folder]]
191
192[[folder:Episode 9: The Man in the Yellow Suit]]
193
194* Barry trims the tree at superspeed...until Joe glares at him, and he ''un''trims the tree at superspeed.
195** Immediately followed by Iris chiding them for taking so long with it. Yeah, Barry was so done with this that he risked exposing his secret to her just to end it.
196* The repeated mentions that the old family eggnog recipe isn't as light on the bourbon as grandma pretended.
197* Cisco calls the man in yellow "Opposite Flash." A few minutes later, the man says (where Cisco can hear him) that he's nothing like the Flash. You might even call him the reverse.
198** His first (accidental) nickname is "Speed Psycho."
199* Wells turns down the offer of bourbon, saying he doesn't want to drink and drive. Which becomes even funnier when we later learn that [[spoiler: he's the Reverse-Flash, and couldn't get drunk if he tried]].
200* Wells also says, ''very'' sincerely, that no one is more interested in ensuring that the future's technology is safe.
201
202[[/folder]]
203
204[[folder: Episode 10: Revenge of the Rogues ]]
205
206* Wells commenting that [[AppropriatedAppellation Reverse Flash isn't such a bad nickname]]. One might say it's even the reverse...
207* Cisco excitedly telling Barry that the remaining training drones have lasers; Caitlin & Wells both immediately say no, as if they're telling a child not to do something stupid.
208* Snart making Mick wear a seatbelt.
209* Wells offers S.T.A.R. Labs' help in order to "[[AccidentalPun catch Cold]]". Cisco is clearly about to make a LamePunReaction, but Wells cuts him off:
210-->'''Wells:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll Yes, I said it, Cisco.]] [[AccidentalPun As soon as it came out of my mouth, I heard it.]]
211** Made even funnier when Cisco dubs Rory "Heatwave" and Wells tells him to cut it out.
212* Joe looking around at the mess Iris made and pointedly telling Barry they both know she's never going to clean it up, then simply turning and walking away when Barry protests he isn't going to do it.
213* Barry notes that to take both guys down, he's going to have to essentially recreate the climax of ''Film/{{Ghostbusters|1984}}''.
214-->'''Cisco:''' That movie was surprisingly scientifically accurate.\
215'''Wells:''' And really quite funny.
216* Really, [[EvilIsHammy Mick Rory]] in general is just a treat to listen to. It's as if the more fire there is in a scene, the louder and hammier he gets, leading to...
217-->'''Heatwave:''' [[LargeHam WHY DO THEY CALL YOU PEOPLE THE HEAT? I AM THE ]][[{{Pun}} HEAT!!!]]
218* Though it's played completely straight, the reveal that "Firestorm" is actually a [[FunWithAcronyms very long acronym]]. You can almost hear [[Series/AgentsOfSHIELD Grant Ward]] saying "[[DeadpanSnarker Somebody really wanted their initials to spell 'F.I.R.E.S.T.O.R.M.']]"
219* When Snart and Mick are being dragged through the station, Mick is thrashing like a wild animal and threatening to burn everyone in the precinct, while in the background Snart just has a deadpan look that mutters "Just calm down for once, Mick."
220-->'''Joe:''' Partner's a real hothead.\
221'''Snart:''' That's funny.\
222'''Joe:''' You know what's hilarious, Snart? We got you.\
223'''Snart:''' Congratulations.
224* Somewhat darkly funny, but in the past, Barry has been shown to be as gentle as possible when pulling innocent bystanders to safely (usually they only look a little confused and maybe a little off balance.) When he pulls Eddie out of the way of Captain Cold and Heat Wave, Eddie ends up getting thumped against a wall...pretty roughly. Clearly Barry's petty jealousy isn't going anywhere.
225* Joe returning Iris' favorite stuffed toy from her childhood, after Iris says the only reason she stopped sleeping with it was Joe taking it away as punishment after she broke one of his vinyls.
226* After Iris moves out, Barry and Joe discuss the idea of Barry moving back in; Barry leaves, packs his belongings, and returns, within seconds.
227* Every time someone suggests Barry use his super speed for MundaneUtility (such as to clean the house after Iris leaves or when Caitlin asks him to read an 800 page report), he rolls his eyes.
228
229[[/folder]]
230
231[[folder: Episode 11: The Sound and The Fury ]]
232
233* The Flash captures the Royal Flush Gang in a chess-like manner (blame Wells' strategizing). And then Flash makes sure that they won't escape by exclaiming "Got their keys!". You can hear the enthusiastic tone in Barry's voice when he said that.
234* Offscreen, Iris gets an excited reaction about getting invited to join the [[MythologyGag Picture News]] crew. Joe's response?
235-->"Was that a good scream or a bad scream?"
236* After getting captured the first time, Hartley is escorted in handcuffs into S.T.A.R. Labs by the Flash.
237-->'''Hartley''': "Being scooped up by a guy clad in head-to-toe leather is a long-time fantasy of mine, so thanks."
238** And Barry just nods in response.
239* Flash taking a selfie with all his friends, to 'document' for the people of the future. It's funny because not only Caitlin agrees to it, but so does Wells!
240-->'''Wells:''' If you really think that people in the future would care about what we do here...I suppose we should document it.
241* Cisco's opinion of Hartley.
242-->'''Cisco''': He was mostly a jerk, but sometimes, (beat) [[BaitAndSwitchComment he could be a dick]].
243** And then [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Joe bursts out laughing]].
244* [[TheNicknamer Cisco is offended at Hartley making his own supervillain name]], then admits it's pretty good in the same serious tone.
245* After his second bout with the Pied Piper, Barry's temporary hearing loss causes him to go NoIndoorVoice, until Caitlin finally tells him to stop.
246* Barry demonstrates resonance to Joe by blowing up a wine glass. He thinks it is awesome.
247* Hartley converses with Cisco in Spanish, talks to Caitlin in French, and when he and Wells are alone in the Pipeline, they speak Latin to each other. Barry is watching on the camera, and regrets not taking a foreign language in high school.
248
249[[/folder]]
250
251[[folder:Episode 12: Crazy For You]]
252
253* Barry and Cisco having a friendly argument about to who the Flash suit really belongs to. Wells looks on amused.
254* Drunk Caitlin.
255** She goads Barry into joining her onstage for karaoke, aiming to embarrass him. Turns out that [[{{Series/Glee}} he's actually a great singer]] while she's not.
256** Barry having to hold her hair back when she vomits (after superspeeding her outside so she doesn't do it in the middle of the room).
257** Having Barry take her home and asking him to help undress her at superspeed.
258*** After which, she asks him if he took a peek at "the goods", and when he denies it, she says it's okay if he did.
259** Coming to work the next day hungover and bundled up.
260*** Made even better by Barry bounding perkily in and gently mocking her drunken behaviour and hungover state. His smug smirk is just like anyone who has ever been the Designated Driver.
261* Barry interrogates the prisoner who beat up his dad by taking him out of the prison, which would lead to his sentence being extended if caught. Then he leaves ''without'' putting the prisoner back.
262* Caitlin giving the Metahuman of the week her codename, Peek-A-Boo.
263-->'''Caitlin''': Come on, don't I get to name one?
264
265[[/folder]]
266
267[[folder:Episode 13: The Nuclear Man]]
268
269* "So how does a superhero get ready for a date? Same as everybody else..."
270** He has "[[Music/BrunoMars Uptown Funk]]" on in the background.
271** And after several high-speed clothing changes of Barry at home to try and get the right look for his date with Linda:
272-->'''Joe:''' You change one more time, I'ma shoot you.
273** Joe is an audience for Barry's wardrobe changes. The only reason Barry finally made a "decision" was because of the threat above and that Joe finally lost interest.
274* Apparently, [[FireBreathingDiner very spicy foods]] are exempt from Barry's accelerated metabolism.
275* Cisco guilt-tripping Barry into stopping a robbery while he is on a date.
276-->'''Cisco:''' Fine, but when you read in the paper tomorrow about the poor little old lady being robbed. \
277'''Barry:''' How do you know it's a little old lady?\
278'''Cisco:''' Please. It's always a little old lady.\
279'''Barry:''' Okay, alright. ''(superspeeds)'' No little old lady!
280* Barry stops a man threatening to jump off of a building and drops him off dumbfounded in front of Eddie Thawne.
281-->'''Man:''' Are you going to let me go back up there?\
282'''Eddie:''' ...No.
283* The jokes about The Flash being the [[SpeedSex "Fastest Man Alive" in bed]]? Well, Cisco and Caitlin bring up that it might be canon.
284-->'''Cisco:''' Aren't you worried about moving too fast?\
285'''Barry:''' No, what do you mean? It's a ''second'' date.\
286'''Cisco:''' No, no, no, no. I meant ''going'' too fast. ''Hurrying''. Look, I mean, you're fast, but there's fast and then there's ''fast''. Am I being subtle enough?\
287'''Barry:''' No, you're really not.\
288'''Caitlin:''' Cisco is right. With your increased blood flow and increased heart rate, theoretically, your speed could cause you to...\
289'''Barry:''' ''(eyerolls)''
290** Cisco's [[ThinkUnsexyThoughts tips]] are just as glorious.
291-->'''Cisco:''' You're gonna need to think about a ''lot'' of dead puppies. Like, we're talking about a whole ''kennel''. And baseball. Cold showers. You know what? ''Nuns''.
292** Even funnier, when he is making out with Linda at home and he starts ''vibrating''.
293-->'''Linda:''' Whoa! What's wrong? That felt amazing.\
294'''Barry:''' I just...got a little excited.\
295'''Linda:''' ''(giggles)'' I would hope so.\
296'''Barry:''' Sorry, Linda, I'm just, um, a little worried about moving ''too fast''.
297* The flashback with Barry and Prof. Stein is picked with jokes about Barry's nerdiness, his age and his awkwardness to tell a complete stranger about him visiting the particle accelerator with his "not-girlfriend".
298* The old Allen house is now occupied by [[MsFanservice Sherry]], a ''very'' attractive middle-aged divorcée who promptly starts hitting on Joe. Cisco tells him with complete sincerity, "I will not judge you."
299* [[NotSoAboveItAll Wells]] is adorkably excited at the prospect of having a stakeout at the Steins' house, and spends most of it pigging out on Big Belly Burger takeout.
300* Barry fumbling out of the door and making awkward excuses when he's forced to cancel his make-out session with Linda at Joe's house.
301-->'''Linda:''' Your shirt is on backwards...\
302'''Barry:''' Yeah, I got it. I will text you, alright? Uh, no, I'll call you! I'll call you. Or how about I just, I'll just do both, okay? I'll do both! I'm so sorry!
303* Barry confronts Firestorm:
304-->'''Barry:''' Hey, I'm not here to hurt you, and I know you don't wanna hurt anyone else. So if you could just not...\
305''(Firestorm's body starts igniting)''\
306'''Barry:''' ...[[ComicBook/FantasticFour Flame on.]]
307** Even funnier since, given what a total nerd he is, this implies that Barry is a Marvel fan.
308* Cisco comes back to S.T.A.R Labs and sees Ronnie!Stein:
309-->'''Cisco:''' Ronnie! ...''Not'' Ronnie.\
310'''Ronnie!Stein:''' Martin Stein.\
311'''Cisco:''' ''(leaves the room)'' That's not freaky at all.
312* When Barry has a little smalltalk with Prof. Stein:
313-->'''Ronnie!Stein:''' This body's taste buds would obviously be different from my own. Perhaps I'm now a light beer man.\
314'''Barry:''' There are worse things to be.\
315'''Ronnie!Stein:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You mean like a living nuclear bomb?]]
316* How Barry convinces Linda to go out with him again is both funny and heartwarming:
317-->'''Linda :''' I don't wanna date someone who's into someone else.\
318'''Barry:''' I'm ''not'' into anyone else. I'm gonna prove it to you. This is the Naga Jolokia...or the ghost pepper. [[FireBreathingDiner It is the world's hottest pepper measuring 401.5 times hotter than Tabasco sauce.]] If you do not agree to go on another date with me, I will eat it right here, right now.\
319'''Linda:''' You're bluffing.\
320'''Barry:''' [[CallBack I never bluff.]] ''(eats the pepper)''\
321'''Linda:''' Are you okay?\
322'''Barry:''' I'm fine, yeah. ''(crunches)''\
323'''Linda:''' You sure?\
324'''Barry:''' ''(starts crying)'' Mh-hm. Mmh...! ''(spits the pepper out)''\
325'''Linda:''' Yes! Yes, I'll go out with you! That pepper could have killed you, nerd. ''(hands some milk over to Barry)''
326
327[[/folder]]
328
329[[folder:Episode 14: Fallout]]
330
331* In the beginning of the episode, Cisco asks Ronnie what it's like to fly, who says it ''would'' have been awesome...if he had been holding the controller. That sets the tone, and the rest is Stein and Ronnie arguing like two brothers about who screwed up in their latest video game.
332* Stein, ever the snarker, ruins a tender moment between Caitlin and Ronnie by asking for clothes.
333* As a side-effect of the SharingABody situation, Professor Stein now has cravings for pizza.
334* The fact that Stein, the stodgy, stuffy, proper old professor who insists on calling Ronnie "Ronald", has not only researched time travel but has actually [[NotSoAboveItAll thought about where he would go if it were possible]].
335** He's on ''Series/LegendsOfTomorrow'', so he more likely than not visited the time period he wished to visit prior to the show.
336* Cisco helps Joe through the time travel theories being discussed by referencing movies that used them, causing Wells to geek out about ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture''.
337** The look on Joe's face when that last part happens.
338* Iris walking in on Caitlin and Ronnie coming to stay with Barry and her father, forcing all four of them to come up with a tag team excuse. Even better if you take her saying Ronnie looks familiar as a meta-joke about Robbie Amell's resemblance to his cousin [[{{Series/Arrow}} Stephen]].
339* When Stein gets captured, Team Flash realize that they have a way of tracking him down, all looking at Ronnie. Ronnie has no clue why.
340-->'''Ronnie:''' What?
341* Discussing the impossible things that happen this episode.
342-->'''Cisco:''' This is some serious [[Franchise/TheTwilightZone Twilight Zone]] stuff. And I say that fully aware we have a guy in our basement who can turn into poison gas.\
343'''Ronnie:''' ''Really!?''\
344'''Cisco:''' Dude, that was like, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall week three!]]
345* When Ronnie is introduced to Joe.
346--> '''Caitlin:''' Detective West, I'd like you to meet Ronnie.
347--> '''Joe:''' Wait, you're her...
348--> '''Ronnie:''' Dead fiancé.
349--> '''Joe:''' ({{Beat}}) Want a beer?
350
351[[/folder]]
352
353[[folder:Episode 15: Out of Time]]
354* Barry tries asking Joe for advice regarding his feelings for Iris. Joe instantly cracks up, and lampshades the complicated relationship the four of them (Eddie included) currently have.
355* Barry's bewildered expression after he broke the time barrier and wound up one day in the past.
356* Iris and Linda feeling uncomfortable after their respective dates left them at the bowling alley.
357* Iris asks Barry how his relationship with "''Lin''-da" is working out. Barry recalls how she used that same tone when discussing a girl he dated in high school, "''Be''-cky ''Coo''-per."
358* Thawne, for once, chuckling at one of Cisco's nicknames, specifically, the "wizard's wand", and how Caitlin comments that [[SarcasmMode it's subtle]].
359** And then Barry starts swinging it like a lightsaber, which it resembles.
360[[/folder]]
361
362[[folder:Episode 16: Rogue Time]]
363* Cisco and Barry at a bar, and get picked up by a hot chick. When Barry gets brushed aside, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent look at his face as he leaves]].
364-->'''Barry''': Make me proud.
365** Before that Cisco's almost instinctive moving out of the way of his TallDarkAndHandsome Buddy when the gorgeous girl approaches them, and the almost giddiness he gives off when Lisa corrects Barry that she was checking out Cisco instead.
366* Heatwave just can't resist adding his snarky two cents when being bound to a chair with Cold.
367-->'''Cold''': Oh. Love the paneling. Mahogany?
368-->'''Heatwave''': So glad your house is made out of wood. It's going to be a pleasure to watch it burn. ''(getting punched by goon)'' Refreshing!
369** Heatwave even corrects Cold's declaration of claiming Central City.
370-->'''Cold''': This is my city!
371-->'''Heatwave''': ...''Our'' city.
372* Cisco ends up in a disappointing and dangerous situation when he finds out that his hot date at the pub turned out to be none other than Leonard Snart's sister, Lisa Snart.
373-->'''Cisco''': Oh, COME ON! I should have known better, I am not ''that'' lucky...''(beat)'' Please don't kill me for kissing your sister.
374-->'''Cold''': ''(to Lisa)'' You kissed him?
375-->'''Lisa''': You're not Dad, Lenny.
376-->'''Cold''': I know. Dad's in jail. [[SarcasmMode Sterling role model.]]
377* Lisa Snart's reaction to being shot at? Diving behind cover and grinning like it's the most fun she's had in ages.
378-->'''Lisa''': This is sick!
379-->'''Cold''': [[CasualDangerDialogue Well, you said you wanted us to spend more time together.]]
380* When Cold walks in and finds Mick beating up a prisoner, he just tells him to knock it off and calm down, in a tone that suggests [[OhNoNotAgain this is nothing new for him]].
381* After TalkingTheMonsterToDeath, Snart asks the Flash if he could give Snart a lift back to Central City. Barry of course refuses.
382* The look on Barry's face when Eddie, after decking him earlier in the episode, suddenly threw his arms around him and offered him sympathy.
383** The reason for this is equally hilarious, in that Caitlin told Iris and Eddie that Barry's recent behavior is because of a medical condition (that she made up).
384* Barry heading straight to Mardon's apartment and throwing him in the Pipeline. The sheer offhandedness of how the guy who caused so much trouble last time gets dealt with is pretty fun.
385** Not to mention how, when the Flash meets him, Mardon is lying down on his bed [[VillainsOutShopping just chilling out]].
386* The line Cold uses to reveal himself to Cisco:
387-->'''Cold:''' Hell-o, Cisco. What exactly are your intentions with my sister?
388** Cisco's tone of voice when Snart reveals himself makes it sound like Cisco is more afraid of the MySisterIsOffLimits thing than the fact that he's making the moves on a supervillain's sister.
389* Joe tries asking Barry for his strange behavior. Barry says that he's ''always'' been weird. Joe, on the other hand, replies "Weird''er''."
390** Then Barry tries to get out of the embarrassing situation by going on his date with Linda, leaving Joe alone with Thawne; Joe asks him if he's going to fill in the blanks, Thawne replies a blunt no.
391* Cisco's brother reveals he got a girl who liked Cisco during high school to date him instead by telling her Cisco wanted to be a priest.
392* Joe tells Iris that Barry "heals fast," with a look on his face that just screams "sick of the DramaticIrony."
393[[/folder]]
394
395[[folder:Episode 17: Tricksters]]
396* James Jesse's description of his "perfect trick."
397-->'''Jesse:''' I've had 20 years to come up with the perfect trick. It's going to be my masterpiece. My Mona Lisa. My ''Series/BreakingBad'' Season 5.\
398'''Axel:''' ''[gives him a look]''\
399'''Jesse:''' [[BlackComedy They gave me cable in prison so I'd stop killing the guards.]]
400* The Trickster also compares a lack of casualties from an attack during his heyday to the [[TheWoobie Chicago Cubs]] winning the Pennant.
401-->'''Jesse:''' It just doesn't happen!
402** Ironically, this joke later became HilariousInHindsight when the Cubs actually do win both the Pennant and the World Series less than a year after the Trickster fails to kill anyone in his second appearance on the show.
403* The line Mark Hamill's been waiting 35 years to say, played for as much NarmCharm as humanly possible: "[[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack I am]] [[ActorAllusion your father]]".
404** To make it funnier, the line is backed by music that sounds similar to the Empire music.
405** And followed by Hamill's "Yeah, I just said that" nod, while Axel [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall cracks up in a way that mirrors what the audience is probably feeling]].
406* At the episode's climax, Barry manages to rush in and cure everyone who the Trickster has poisoned, ruining his plan. His reaction? Comment on how [[EvenEvilHasStandards unsanitary it is to use the same syringe on everyone]].
407** And then there's his reaction afterwards. Given the character, you'd expect a hammy breakdown. Instead, we get a look of bored "Oh great, now I have to go to jail ''again''" annoyance.
408* When Cisco is mocking the Trickster speaking about himself in the third person ("That's never a good sign"), Caitlin comments that he's just mad he didn't get a chance to come up with his own name for the villain.
409* [[DirtyOldMan The Trickster]] [[MaleGaze checking out]] Iris as she walks past him.
410* When the Trickster introduces himself during his big entrance at the party, most people just look at each other in confusion.
411** His jokes warrant a polite laugh from the audience. His attempt to [[DontExplainTheJoke explain]] it? Not so much.
412-->'''Jesse''': Huh. Tough crowd.
413* Eddie's slack-jawed expression when he realizes that Barry is the Flash, especially when one realizes he punched the super fast, police-connected vigilante in the face last episode.
414[[/folder]]
415
416[[folder:Episode 18: All Star Team-Up]]
417* Joe and Eddie chasing some crooks, so they decide to call in the Flash. He gets into the cop car...with a guy he caught for "indecent exposure" (in other words, The Flash caught [[{{Pun}} a flasher]]). And Barry's all being SmugSuper again during the whole chase.
418** The flasher actually looks proud of himself when Barry announces this until Joe say's bluntly "that aint something you should be showing people" and he looks down self-contentiously.
419** The mugger TemptingFate about how he and his pals seemingly got away, until Joe (who, courtesy of the Flash, pulls a StealthHiBye) nonchalantly gives him a ClickHello. It gets to the point that [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Joe starts cracking up]].
420* Felicity introducing the Atom to Team Flash:
421--> '''Thawne: ''' What exactly are we waiting for, Ms. Smoak?\
422'''Felicity: ''' ''[points to the sky]'' That there!\
423'''Caitlin: ''' Is that a bird?\
424'''Cisco: ''' It's a plane...\
425'''Felicity:''' It's my boyfriend.\
426'''Ray: ''' Hi! ''[lands in the Atom Suit]'' I'm Ray.
427** HilariousinHindsight when you remember that Ray's actor had a role as [[Film/SupermanReturns another DC Hero]]
428* Eddie meets up with Felicity and Barry at Jitters. He tries to dance around the fact that Barry is the Flash which leads to....
429--> '''Barry:''' Felicity knows.\
430'''Eddie:''' [[WhatTheHellHero Wow.]] [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall So everyone]] [[LockedOutOfTheLoop but Iris.]]\
431'''Barry:''' [[LampshadeHanging Feels that way.]]
432* And as they're leaving for the scene of another attack.
433-->'''Felicity:''' ''Bee'' careful.\
434'''Barry:''' Wow, seriously?\
435'''Felicity:''' [-I'm sorry, bad joke, just don't die.-]
436* Ray's first attempt to explain the problems with his suit [[ThatCameOutWrong came out wrong]], and Felicity's attempts to clarify just make it worse. Caitlin's response: "God, there's two of them."
437* Cisco's reaction to finding the MonsterOfTheWeek uses bees:
438-->'''Cisco:''' Bees. [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes Why did it have to be bees?]] Y'all know I don't do bees, ain't nobody got time for bees!
439* This wonderful FreudianSlip:
440--> '''Caitlin:''' You're so lucky. Ray's nice, and smart, and hot.\
441'''Felicity:''' Yeah. It's like I'm dating Barry but in Oliver's body. ''[[[OhCrap realizes what she just said]]]'' A sentence you'll never repeat to anyone!\
442'''Caitlin:''' Your secret's safe with me.
443* [[{{Adorkable}} Felicity's]] description of Brie Larvin:
444-->'''Felicity:''' She's like my nemesis. ''[beat]'' I've never had a nemesis before. I kind of like it.
445* During their hacking war.
446-->'''Brie''': You want to bring it? It is brought!\
447''[Felicity's computer bursts into smoke and sparks]''\
448'''Felicity''': Rude.
449* And when Felicity takes out the swarm:
450-->'''Felicity''': ''Boom!'' Drop the mic! ''(to Thawne)'' [[DontExplainTheJoke It's metaphorical, of course, because I don't have a...mic]].
451** Even better is the smile on Thawne's face when she says that.
452* Ray's flying on his first mission for the Central City superheroes in a suit that they haven't finished debugging yet, while Cisco and Caitlin play mission control from inside the (moving) van. When Ray's suit does malfunction, Cisco quickly comes up with a plan...
453-->'''Cisco''': We'll catch you.\
454'''Ray''': ''[surprised]'' You will?\
455'''Caitlin''': ''[looking at Cisco like he's lost his mind]'' We ''will?!''
456* Cisco high fives Ray for landing inside the van safely, only to hurt his hand.
457-->'''Cisco''': The Atom lives! \
458''[High-fives Ray]''\
459'''Cisco''': ''[in pain]'' Let's work on some softer gloves for next time, okay?\
460'''Ray''': ''[sheepishly]'' Sorry...
461* Ray ''and'' Cisco come up with a name for the villain. At the same time.
462* Cisco isn't very impressed with Ray's superhero name, or is at least disappointed he didn't get to come up with one.
463-->'''Cisco:''' So are you married to that, or...?
464* When Joe, Barry, and Thawne go to meet Dr. [=McGee=]:
465-->'''Tina''': Have you finally found my tachyon device, or are you here to blackmail me for another one?\
466'''Thawne''': ...Do you ''have'' another one?
467** Thawne's tone seems to imply interest in taking it if there is one.
468* Eddie complaining about the tension between him and Iris means they haven't had sex for two weeks...and realizes that he's saying this to ''[[PapaWolf Joe]]''.
469-->'''Eddie''':...And you did ''not'' need to know that.
470* When one of the Bandit's bees gets loose in STAR Labs, Cisco (who is afraid of bees) starts shooting up the place with ''lasers''.
471-->'''Cisco:''' (blows away half the desk) "Did I get it? I think I got it..."
472[[/folder]]
473
474[[folder:Episode 19: Who is Harrison Wells?]]
475* Joe asked Barry to pick up some pizza, so Barry went to Coast City since they have the best pizza on the West Coast.
476* Laurel confiding to Cisco that she's the Black Canary, leading Cisco to have a FanBoy moment. It's so bad that Laurel has to ask him to calm down.
477* Cisco couldn't stop smiling after receiving a picture of himself with the Black Canary.
478-->'''Laurel''': Hey. You show this to anyone, I'll kill you.
479-->'''Cisco''': (Grins) That's just an expression...right?
480-->'''Laurel''': (Matter-of-factly) Nope. (Leaves with a cheeky grin on her face)
481* Caitlin's reaction of being kissed by Fake Barry is quite priceless when she's caught off by surprise.
482** Speaking of Fake Barry, Thawne nonchalantly tazing him is at the very least chuckle worthy...
483** Just Fake Barry's smug, arrogant attitude and the way he was [[MaleGaze checking out]] Caitlin is funny in comparison to what real Barry is like.
484** When the real Barry puts a hand on Caitlin's shoulder later, she gets a reflex action...
485* In general, there is quite a lot of CringeComedy in the way Fake Barry interacts with Caitlin and Iris. They keep giving him updates on the team's current situation, while Fake Barry has to pretend to understand. When Caitlin realizes that Iris has arrived, Fake Barry says "It's...her!"
486* Barry is found BoundAndGagged. He says Bates was there, as if that [[CaptainObvious wasn't clear already]].
487** Not to mention that Caitlin slaps him hard to wake him up, causing Barry to ask why she didn't use some smelling salts.
488* Admit it, you laughed when Fake Caitlin kicked Barry's ass.
489* During their fight, Bates transformed into several people Barry knew, including Iris and Caitlin, whom he was understandably hesitant to fight against. Then he transforms into [[TheRival Eddie]] and Barry promptly kicked his ass. Yeah, he has issues...
490* Hannibal Bates puts up a futile effort in persuading his jail wardens to let him out of his cell.
491-->''(Hannibal shapeshifts into Caitlin)''
492-->'''Fake Caitlin''': (to Barry) Hey cutie, wanna let me out of here?
493-->(Barry and Thawne turn to the real Caitlin)
494-->'''Caitlin''': (scoffs) [[HypocriticalHumor Like anybody would be dumb enough to fall for that...]]
495* Caitlin goes to Thawne's pad to confront him with the secrets he's been hiding. She rings the doorbell, but Barry whisks her away to another place. When Thawne opens the door and nobody's there, he seems genuinely puzzled.
496[[/folder]]
497
498[[folder:Episode 20: The Trap]]
499* Barry, Caitlin, and Cisco's joint shock at learning that Iris and Barry will marry in the future is priceless.
500-->'''Cisco''': ...Mazel tov?
501* Cisco is alerted to Thawne entering the building by a tracker he secretly placed on his wheelchair as a precaution. When he explains this he continues with; "Which, if we're wrong about him and he is paralyzed, I'm going to Hell for that one."
502* Cisco's reaction to seeing Gideon's Operating System, which he planned on erasing the memory databank of them being in the room. It was much more advanced then he anticipated.
503-->'''Cisco''': ''*laughs*'' Yeah...No, that's not gonna happen.
504** Which is followed up by Barry managing to do it [[CuttingTheKnot simply by asking Gideon to forget they were there]].
505* Captain Singh is talking to Barry in the police station, and after Barry asks if he's all right, he says:
506-->'''Singh:''' Yeah, since Rob and I have been planning the, you know, wedding...between the florist and the hundreds of kinds of cake filling, and who can sit next to who...''[beat, places hand on Barry's shoulder]'' Never get married, Allen.
507* In the middle of CCPD, Eddie shows Barry the ring he's planning to propose to Iris with. For a moment Barry covers his face, thinking that it might get [[MistakenForGay misinterpreted by anyone passing by]].
508* Just as Cisco falls asleep from the effects of the dream glasses, Joe quips "So that's how you get him to shut up."
509* While inside his flashback dream of the alternate timeline, Cisco pauses to admire the shirt he is wearing at the time. He thought the dryer ate it, apparently. Joe can't stop himself from giggling when he hears it.
510** He also poked himself, resulting in a hilarious expression on his face.
511* Cisco reverses the containment field to keep speedsters away from inside, so Barry tests out the barrier, only to crash and ricochet.
512* A BlackComedy RewatchBonus, sure, but the way Bates [[BadBadActing acts as Thawne]], including how he just keeps his arm up ''without'' vibrating it deserves mention and appreciation.
513-->'''Thawne!Bates''': (growly; after Cisco trips) ''Oops...''
514** Seriously, it looks less like he's (pretending to) about to stab Cisco through the chest, and more like he's about to engage in some [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory1 karate chop action]].
515[[/folder]]
516
517[[folder:Episode 21: Grodd Lives]]
518* Barry and Iris neck-deep in DramaticIrony:
519-->'''Iris:''' So you think the Flash is out there right now looking for Eddie?
520-->'''Barry:''' (awkwardly) I'm sure he's doing everything he can.
521-->'''Iris:''' (looking right into Barry's eyes) I'm having trouble trusting the Flash right now.
522-->'''Barry:''' Well, then trust me.
523* A cathartic one for sure, but Iris just ''abruptly'' appearing at STAR Labs to reveal she knows Barry's the Flash, and everyone's gobsmacked faces.
524* Cisco and Caitlin convincing themselves to listen in on Barry and Iris, who has just discovered he is The Flash.
525** After Iris walks out on them, Cisco and Caitlin so obviously ''fail'' at trying to keep their eavesdropping a secret.
526* A shipment of gold is being delivered by the police. They use an armored van...disguised as an ''ice cream truck''.
527** Joe suggests the driver to turn off the truck's music after denying nearby kids some ice cream.
528* In an otherwise terrifying scene when Joe is with Grodd he offers him a banana. Of course this being [[DoesNotLikeSpam Grodd]] it doesn't work at all.
529--> '''Grodd:''' GRODD. HATE. BANANA!
530** It later turns out this was Cisco's idea, and he later eagerly asks Joe if it worked.
531** Just the fact that when they go hunting the huge, terrifying, telepathic gorilla, Cisco thinks it'll help to bring a banana.
532* Joe gets fed up with Cisco's constant movie references:
533--> '''Joe:''' You and your movies.
534* Barry's very casual response to learning Grodd was a gorilla, suggesting he was so done with the comic book stuff.
535[[/folder]]
536
537[[folder: Episode 22: Rogue Air]]
538* Cisco tells Caitlin to stay on guard at the laboratory while Barry and Joe went to check the particle accelerator. Shortly after leaving, Cisco scurries back to retrieve his drink.
539* Caitlin is offended that Lisa calls her uptight. ''Nobody'' from Team Flash comes to defend her as they silently agreed.
540-->'''Caitlin''': I AM NOT UPTIGHT!\
541[[{{Beat}} awkward silence from the others]]\
542'''Caitlin''': ''You'' don't get to call me uptight.
543* Lisa is not pleased that she's the only one inside Star Labs that doesn't know the Flash's secret identity.
544--> '''Leonard''': And I promised I wouldn't tell anyone, that includes my sister.\
545'''Lisa''': ''[retorts]'' Jerk.\
546'''Leonard''': ''[to Lisa]'' Trainwreck.
547* Lisa Snart's and Cisco's reunion:
548-->'''Lisa''': Hey Cisco.
549--> '''Cisco''': Oh, hey, Captain Cold's '''evil''' sister!
550-->'''Lisa:''' Ah, you're not still mad at me, are you? I really did enjoy kissing you.\
551'''Caitlin:''' ''[turns around with shock]'' YOU KISSED HER?!\
552'''Cisco:''' Under duress, calm down...
553* Pretty much every scene when Cisco tries to resist Lisa's flirting antics in a futile fashion:
554--> '''Cisco:''' Really not enjoying being one of the good guys this week. Really not!
555* Lisa of all people have a legal truck driver's license when the plan requires a truck driver to escort the prisoners.
556-->'''Lisa''': What? I have a class A CDL.\
557'''Caitlin''': You do?\
558'''Lisa''': We can't all be doctors.\
559''[Caitlin scowls]''
560* Cisco being relucant to give Lisa a supervillain name:
561-->'''Lisa''': How come you haven't given me a code name? I heard you came up with Captain Cold. What do you think I should be called?\
562'''Cisco:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Female Inmate]].\
563'''Lisa''': Ah, come on. You made my gun, the least you can do is give me a badass alias. Please?\
564'''Cisco''': Fine....Golden Glider.\
565'''Lisa''': Smart is sexy, Cisco.
566* Snart's choice of music when Barry comes to talk with him? [[Music/ForeignerBand "Cold as]] [[{{Pun}} Ice"]].
567* Snart's reasoning for why he shot Deathbolt in the face? "[[EvilIsPetty He owed]] [[DisproportionateRetribution me money]]". Even funnier, [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Bivolo seems to think that's pretty reasonable]].
568* Mardon questions Snart's motives on why he sabotaged Team Flash and rescued the prisoners.
569-->'''Mardon''': What, you want a "thank you"?\
570'''Snart''': Who doesn't like a "thank you"?\
571'''Bivolo''': ''[hesitant]'' ...Thank you.\
572'''Snart''': You are so very welcome!
573* Bivolo uses his powers on Caitlin, making her lash out at Cisco. After the whole escape scene, Caitlin is implied to ''still'' be under the Raider's spell. She apparently has a ''lot'' more bottled up anger than the Flash had. ''Hell hath no fury''...
574[[/folder]]
575
576[[folder: Episode 23: Fast Enough]]
577* Thawne is disappointed that Barry didn't bring him a Big Belly burger, stating he likes it so much because they don't have cows in his future. The next time Barry visits his cell, Thawne is just finishing up takeout.
578* Cisco's irritation at Thawne ruining the name [[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil]] for him.
579* Cisco isn't interested in helping Barry go back in time since he could kill himself, until...
580--> '''Barry:''' We're gonna need something else too. \
581'''Cisco:''' Really? And what's that? 'Cause I don't know about you guys, but I'm not at all interested in helping you get yourself killed. \
582'''Barry:''' I need you to build a time machine.\
583''[{{beat}}]''\
584'''Cisco:''' [[AscendedFanboy Go on]].
585* When Stein tells the team there's a chance the wormhole could change into an unstoppable black hole.
586--> '''Cisco:''' So long and thanks for all the fish!
587* When Cisco is alone with Thawne he can't resist asking how he got the Reverse-Flash costume into the ring.
588* Eddie tells Stein about Thawne's newspaper from the future, citing it as evidence that he will never amount to anything. Stein's response?
589-->'''Stein:''' And I have a mug that says "World's Best Boss"...[[DeadpanSnarker I doubt my teaching assistant would testify to its authenticity.]]
590* Ronnie has some doubts about Stein's authority to perform a marriage:
591--> '''Ronnie:''' Is this actually binding?\
592'''Stein:''' My father made me become a rabbi before he would send me to MIT. This will be "legit" as the kids say.\
593'''Ronnie:''' No kids say that.\
594'''Stein:''' [[HoYay Let's not fight on our wedding day.]]
595** The "rabbi" tells Ronnie and Caitlin to kiss. Ronnie says not to tell him what to do, to the guy who spends time inside his head when using their powers.
596* How does [[SpeaksInShoutOuts Cisco]] wish Barry luck before he enters the Speed Force?
597-->'''Cisco:''' [[Franchise/StarWars May the Speed Force be with you.]]
598* There is something very comedic about how a certain helmet simply fell out of the wormhole. It's the reactions that it causes that cements it; they mirror the reactions of the viewers.
599--> '''Joe:''' ''[ie, viewers not in the know]'' And what the hell is that?\
600'''Thawne:''' ''[ie, viewers in the know]'' [[OhCrap That's my cue to leave]].
601* This exchange between Cisco and Eobard when Cisco reveals Eobard killed him in an alternate timeline.
602--> '''Thawne:''' Cisco, I'm sorry.\
603'''Cisco:''' Yeah. It sucked!\
604'''Thawne:''' Not for killing you. I'm sure I had a good reason.
605[[/folder]]
606
607!!Season 2
608
609[[folder: Episode 1: The Man Who Saved Central City]]
610* Barry's saccharine fantasy about the whole team congratulating him in the sappiest manner possible.
611** Including Stein chastising Ronnie for once kissing Caitlin while they were still joined.
612-->'''Stein''': Thank you for not doing that [[AccidentalInnuendo while I was inside you]].
613** YMMV on this, but it doubles as a TearJerker when we see [[DespairEventHorizon Barry after he's snapped out of it]].
614* Stein's pride in getting to come up with a goofy name for a metahuman, after which he gets a hug from Cisco.
615* After presenting his new invention to Captain Singh, Cisco has one more thing he wants to talk about:
616-->'''Singh:''' You are not getting a badge, Mister Ramon.
617* Partway through the episode, Cisco lampshades [[SwissCheeseSecurity how terrible STAR Labs' security was in the first season]], such that anybody could walk into the cortex whenever they felt like it (usually in the middle of dramatic scenes). This comes back at the end [[TemptingFate where Cisco iterates several times that he's souped up the security, so now nobody would be ever be able to just waltz directly into the Flash's headquarters without being noticed or stopped, ever again]]. Moments later, Jay Garrick waltzes right into the Cortex without being noticed.
618* Eobard's video reaction to his plan's failure? "Bummer."
619* Team Flash gets Atom Smasher's attention for the final confrontation by [[BatSignal shining a spotlight with a lightning bolt blocked out into the clouds]]. Cisco admits he got the idea from [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} a comic book]].
620* When Joe, Iris and Cisco are discussing how to get Barry to go to Central City's Flash Day, and Joe suggests that his best friend should talk to him.
621--> '''Cisco''': Joe, believe me, I've tried!
622--> '''Joe''': I mean ''her''! (''meaning Iris'')
623** The look Iris gives Cisco when he refers to Barry as his best friend is ''priceless''.
624[[/folder]]
625
626[[folder:Episode 2: Flash of Two Worlds]]
627
628* Caitlin repeatedly EatingTheEyeCandy that is Jay during her numerous medical tests.
629-->'''Jay''': Barry, I don't know what else to do to prove to you I'm on your side. I've been poked, prodded, ''I even subjected myself to a full bodyscan!''\
630''(Barry and Iris give Caitlin a look)''\
631'''Caitlin''': I was being thorough!
632* Cisco getting annoyed at Jay naming Sand Demon, but letting it slide because it's a sufficiently awesome name.
633* Oliver's broadcast from the last episode of ''Arrow'' shows up here, and Cisco is annoyed that he insisted on adding a color to his name.
634* Jay made a comment about why nicknames like "Scarlet Speedster" and "Crimson Comet" has to be in alliteration:
635-->'''Jay''': [[LampshadeHanging What is it with alliteration and nicknames?]]
636* When Prof. Stein starts rambling about the multiverse, Joe basically goes ScrewThisImOuttaHere.
637* A Brick Joke about the helmet. It tumbled out of the wormhole in the last episode of the first season, and upon Jay getting it, "I thought I lost that."
638
639[[/folder]]
640
641[[folder:Episode 3: Family of Rogues]]
642
643* Jay's utterly resigned tone when Barry takes off to try superspeeding through the breach in STAR Labs.
644-->'''Cisco:''' He isn't.
645-->'''Jay:''' Yeah, he is.
646* When they finally manage to stabilize the breach and successfully send an object through it, Stein exclaims "[[Creator/StanLee Excelsior!]]" Looks like he finally [[CallBack made]] [[Recap/TheFlash2014S1E23FastEnough his decision]].
647* When Lisa talks about her team knocking off a horse track, Caitlin asks if it "causes your family physical pain ''not'' to rob people?"
648* Barry confronts Snart at his hangout. After a short exchange, Snart leaves Barry with the bill.
649* Cisco's spot-on impression of Stein getting irritated with Caitlin constantly checking up on him.
650* Undercover Barry introducing himself to Lewis Snart, [[ActorAllusion portrayed by]] Creator/MichaelIronside, as [[VideoGame/SplinterCell Sam]].
651* Barry calls the lab right as Cisco is about to take Lisa's bomb out, freaking them out enough that Caitlin almost calls him Barry in front of her.
652* This exchange between Barry and Snart.
653-->'''Barry:''' Snart!\
654'''Snart:''' ''[comes out of hiding]'' Barry!\
655'''Barry:''' Are you ok?\
656'''Snart:''' ''[shrugs]'' Peachy!
657[[/folder]]
658
659[[folder:Episode 4: The Fury of Firestorm]]
660* When Barry and Professor Stein walks into the body shop to find Jax, Stein was quite disappointed in Jax's taste in music and that he has allergies.
661** This is made funnier in light of the group's earlier discussion about how to find another participant and Cisco compares it to a "Meta-Human Tinder app" saying that "merging with Stein and randomly bursting into flames sounds like the biggest 'swipe left' of all time."
662* When Caitlin asks Barry if he would turn down the chance to be a superhero, he instantly says he didn't, but it took him time to decide, while all others say yes. Except for Cisco, who is discovering he actually does have superpowers and doesn't really want them, who says yes in what would be, if they suspected him of having superpowers, a dead confirmation of guilt.
663* The slight resemblance between Gustin and Creator/AndrewGarfield becomes a whole lot funnier when Caitlin tells the heroes that they can beat Hewitt by taking advantage of his anger issues. ''weaponizes'' YouFightLikeACow in the face-off against Hewitt. Jax and Barry are basically ''trolling him''.
664* At the end, Barry is watching Patty as the Flash, clearly considering romance, and the 20 foot shark-man she's been harping on all episode appears out of nowhere and grabs him.
665-->'''Patty:''' It's ''real!?''
666* Followed immediately by this gem:
667-->'''Patty:''' Hey, put him down! Put your hands...''fins'' in the air!
668* Just how sudden it happens is absolutely hilarious. An entire episode focusing on Firestorm, and suddenly a giant shark man comes out of absolutely nowhere. Sure, there had been some foreshadowing, but most viewers probably expected it to be a simple MythologyGag, especially after Barry's tests seemed to disprove Shark's existence.
669* Detective West asking "What is it with you, Iris, and my partners?"
670
671[[/folder]]
672
673[[folder:Episode 5: The Darkness and The Light]]
674
675* Earth-2!Wells comments that it's strange to read your autobiography when you didn't write it and it isn't about you.
676* All the deliciously awkward interactions between the team and Earth-2!Wells.
677-->'''Barry:''' Cisco Ramon, Caitlin Snow, this is Harrison Wells. From Earth-2.\
678'''Earth-2!Wells:''' Hey.\
679'''Cisco:''' ...hey.\
680'''Caitlin:''' ''[raises eyebrow]''
681* Earth-2!Wells idly asks if this world has Big Belly Burger. In later scenes, he is eating or slurping a soda at awkward moments.
682** That request has a [[InSpiteOfANail secondary]] [[IronicEcho level]] [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike of funny]] given that fake Wells made a ''similar'' remark in "Fast Enough", which (understandably) creeps out Cisco.
683--->'''Cisco''': [-This isn't happening...-]
684* Cisco summarizing Earth-2!Wells: "Our 'Wells' may have been evil, but you're just a ''dick!''"
685* After Cisco tells Earth-2!Wells how "Wells" killed him in an alternate timeline, how does Earth-2!Wells react?
686-->'''Earth-2!Wells''': [[LackOfEmpathy (chuckles) Ouch. Okay...That would do it...]]
687* When Iris was shocked to see Earth-2!Wells, he reacts with much chagrin:
688-->'''Earth-2!Wells''': Let me guess, my counterpart did something to offend her?\
689'''Cisco''': Her fiance died because of him.\
690'''Earth-2!Wells''': Oh...''[leaves]''
691* Barry has to go on his first date with Patty even though he got temporarily blinded by Doctor Light. Cisco decides to be his eyes through a pair of sunglasses. Grant Gustin proves to have slapstick skills up there with the silent greats, and Cisco's commentary (including complaining when Patty figures it out and Barry puts the glasses away) is gold.
692-->'''Cisco''': That's me, creepin' and peepin'.
693** Before the date, when it's mentioned that Dr. Light may go after Linda (her Earth-1 counterpart), Barry decides to go and keep an eye on Linda...and apparently manages to ''forget that he's currently blind''.
694* Caitlin and Cisco summarize how Earth-2!Wells isn't really the counterpart to their Harrison Wells. Afterwards, [[LampshadeHanging Wells admits that he couldn't follow any of that]].
695* Aside from being heartwarming, the discussion about Cisco's powers at the end of the episode are very amusing. Barry and Caitlin bring up that now that he has powers, he needs a cool name, something [[SeriousBusiness he takes very seriously]].
696* Barry's facial expression when Earth-2!Wells and Garrick's argument devolves into a fistfight. And the fact that he doesn't break it up quite as quickly as he could have.
697* Barry wonders ''why'' Earth-2!Wells saved him in the previous episode, reasoning that he ''wouldn't'' just come over to meet him. Wells responds that, no, that ''is'' what happened.
698* Doubles with FridgeBrilliance: recall how everyone was concerned regarding [[DoubleEntendre how fast]] Barry's relationship with Linda was progressing, as he would have troubling controlling [[PowerPerversionPotential the vibration of his molecules triggered by excitement]]. Here, Barry's eyesight is conveniently restored at the end of his date, after he kissed Patty. Barry's healing was accelerated by his hormones!
699
700[[/folder]]
701
702[[folder:Episode 6: Enter Zoom]]
703* Dr. Light escapes by turning herself invisible and tricking Cisco into opening her cell. [[InvisibleStreaker She can't turn her clothes invisible.]]
704* When Joe wonders why Barry is so gung-ho about going after Zoom right away, Barry quotes some advice Joe once gave him. Joe reminds him that the context of that advice was Barry's high school football tryouts, at which point Barry indignantly insists that Joe promised [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain never to bring that up again]].
705* Linda's TrainingMontage includes blasting the wrong targets (and Cisco), having her power glove catch fire, and blasting things while high-fiving.
706** The ''ridiculous'' face Cisco is making in the selfie he used to make the cardboard target of himself.
707** When Linda asks if the gloves are safe, Cisco says yes, but Wells adds "-ish".
708* Linda's first thought upon being told Barry's secret: that she'd made out with the Flash.
709* [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain Linda]] and Barry's BadBadActing when "Doctor Light" faces the Flash.
710-->'''Cisco:''' Next time we're doing this, I'm writing better dialogue.\
711'''Iris''' and '''Caitlin:''' ''"Next time?"''
712* Team Flash waiting for an hour for Zoom to take the bait made Barry lift his leg due to his awkward posture on the ground. Barry commented how he should have been in a better position due to his leg falling asleep.
713* Caitlin protests that Cisco's anti-Zoom weapon could become the next Cold Gun and they might end up with "Sergeant Slow." Cisco has this to say:
714-->'''Cisco:''' I would never let that happen. [[SkewedPriorities "Sergeant Slow" is a terrible name.]]
715* Linda's bummed out that she can't keep the power gloves from her TrainingMontage. When Iris asked her what she would do with them, Linda replied she would use them for raves.
716[[/folder]]
717
718[[folder:Episode 7: Gorilla Warfare]]
719* Cisco is asking Caitlin about bird-men, and she laughs it off as ridiculous. He just rolls his eyes.
720* This exchange:
721-->'''Caitlin:''' [[KillerGorilla He]] wants more like him.
722-->'''Cisco:''' He wants kids? Because I'm pretty sure one telepathic [[WesternAnimation/TheGreatGrapeApe Grape Ape]] is enough for this city.
723* Cisco tells Iris & Barry about his plans for his date with Kendra, capping it off with breakfast. Barry & Iris then express confusion over this, leading to Cisco to stumble over an explanation, at which point Joe steps in & tells Cisco that they're just messing with him.
724* After it's discovered that Grodd moved locations:
725-->'''Cisco''': The reason we couldn’t find him before is because he graduated from a bachelor pad to a penthouse, ''like a baller''.
726* Albeit, it's funny in hindsight, but: When its discussed what to do now that they found out Grodd's new location, Wells-2 comes out...dressed in the Reverse Flash costume. Barry, [[LockedOutOfTheLoop understandably]], [[BerserkButton proceeds to slam him against the wall]].
727* Earth-2 Wells pretending to be the Reverse Flash to try and rescue Caitlin from Grodd, saying that they don't need her any more. [[LockedOutOfTheLoop Caitlin]] is terrified, and then confused when he winks at her.
728
729[[/folder]]
730
731[[folder: Episode 8: Legends of Today]]
732* See Funny/HeroesJoinForces
733[[/folder]]
734
735[[folder: Episode 9: Running To Stand Still]]
736* The opening scene has Earth-2 Wells being chased down and caught by Zoom. Normally this would be NightmareFuel, and it is, but then Wells begs him to let his daughter live and demands for Zoom to say something while Zoom's strangling him. Zoom's response?
737-->'''Zoom:''' ''Merry Christmas.'' (''Cue the TitleCard [[MoodWhiplash with snowflakes falling and jingle bells ringing]]'' .
738** No really. It still manages to be creepy since, well, [[EvilSoundsDeep Zoom]] said this, but at the same time, it's hilarious because '' '''[[TheDreaded Zoom]]''' '' said this.
739* Cisco's response to Jay and Caitlin's blatantly obvious attraction to each other.
740-->'''Cisco:''' Oh dear lord, just kiss already. The thirst is real.
741* Catilin's explanation of what Christmas is when Jay [[{{Troll}} feigns ignorance of it]].
742-->'''Jay:''' What's Christmas?
743-->'''Caitlin:''' Oh! Ah, well, it's this holiday we have where we cut down trees and sing songs to celebrate the birth of a baby two thousand years ago and then the Romans killed him so we give each other gifts.
744** He later pretends to not know what mistletoe is, having Snow explain again.
745* All the comments about the seemingly random snowfall being a "Christmas miracle" become darkly hilarious when the Weather Wizard weaponizes the snowfall (which he created) to break into the prison and he announces "Let it snow!" in the most villainous tone of voice possible.
746* Barry and Joe's reaction to Mardon, the Trickster, and Snart breaking out of jail just days before Christmas.
747-->'''Barry''': Please tell me this is not happening.
748--> '''Joe''': It's official. Santa hates us.
749* The Trickster is again a blast every second he's on screen, the toppers being his OhCrap expression when his leverage over Barry disappears, and getting choked up by Barry talking Patty out of killing Mardon. ("That was beautiful!")
750-->'''Trickster:''' Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of...[[MadeOfExplodium C4!]]
751* Cold just rolling his eyes at the Trickster's antics is hilarious as is the sight of him casually drinking hot chocolate out of a Christmas mug in the West's home.
752** He also mentions that he prefers the little marshmallows in his hot chocolate, which he says ''he searched the house for''.
753* When Barry confronts Mardon on a roof, Mardon says he needs Barry's help to decide on how to kill the people below: hail or acid rain (which he notes is "a little trickier").
754* After Harry makes a reference to ''Film/TheGodfather'', Cisco is surprised that Earth-2 has the film. Harry tells him that every Earth has ''The Godfather'' and Jay nods that it's true in "Yeah, duh." manner.
755* Barry's reaction to Mardon using his powers to fly, followed by Wells cutting off Cisco's explanation of how it's technically not flying to say yes, it is.
756* In an attempt to get one of the Trickster's bombs, Wells shows up at a child's house and delivers this gem of a line:
757--> '''Wells:''' Your toys, give them to me.
758* Even though it's a pretty dire situation and we've had a pretty heavy scene what with Wally West and all, the SnarkToSnarkCombat between Iris and Snart is pretty funny.
759--> '''Snart''': Read your article on the disappearing middle class. Strong point of view, nice prose style.
760--> '''Iris''': Yeah, well, who needs a Pulitzer when you have a homicidal maniac's seal of approval?
761--> '''Snart''': Didn't you hear? I had a rough childhood.
762--> '''Iris''': Everybody in this room had a rough childhood, get over it.
763* Barry tells Patty to put her arms around him. Her response?
764--> '''Patty''': I'm seeing someone.
765--> '''Barry''': Me, too.
766** Oh, the dramatic irony...
767[[/folder]]
768
769[[folder:Episode 10: Potential Energy]]
770* When Barry rushed his way to a dinner date with Patty, the bouquet of roses he's carrying is on fire from the SuperSpeed friction. Patty just laughed it off as "it's the thought that counts".
771* Cisco has been tracking the Turtle for months. Barry has never heard of this, but ''everyone'' else has.
772* Every Earth may have ''The Godfather'', but apparently not ''Moby Dick'', as Jay is just confused when the Turtle is called a White Whale and asks if he's some whale/turtle hybrid.
773* Harry gets irritated at something in his equations, and knocks a bunch of things off a table in frustration. Cisco shows up at this point, and tells him that he can't just throw other people's stuff around when he's pissed. Harry's only response to this is to walk over to another table and knock over some of his own stuff.
774** What's even better is that Cisco uses the same tone most people would use for scolding a naughty puppy.
775* Iris making fun of Joe enthusiastically showing Wally around CCPD.
776--> '''Joe''': There is my desk, upstairs is anti-crime and CSI - that's where Barry works, and we have the open files...
777--> '''Iris''': And that is a pencil. That? ''Stapler''.
778--> '''Joe''': OK, sorry Wally. Obviously, your sister got the funny gene.
779** Then later making fun of him when Patty wants to talk to Iris.
780--> '''Iris''': Yeah. You're not needed.
781--> '''Joe''': I am needed. (''{{beat}}'') Somewhere. I'm gonna go there.
782* Barry awkwardly asking Patty to come to the museum with him.
783-->'''Barry:''' You've been wanting me to share more, so I wanted to share that I love...art.
784-->'''Patty:''' Okay, interesting.
785-->'''Barry:''' Yeah, I can't get enough of...art.
786** Then, at the end:
787-->'''Barry:'''I'll see you at eight.
788-->'''Cisco, Caitlin, and Jay:''' Seven.
789-->'''Barry:''' Or, seven. I'll see you at seven.
790[[/folder]]
791
792[[folder:Episode 11: The Reverse-Flash Returns]]
793
794* In the beginning of the episode, Barry is running all over town doing the Samaritan act as hard as he can. Wells, true to form, laments that they're not doing enough to prepare for Zoom, and Cisco's response is even more childish than usual.
795--> '''Cisco''': Aaaah, I see. You haven't had your coffee this morning...
796--> '''Harry''': I had my coffee this morning. Don't slurp.
797--> '''Cisco''': *slurp*
798--> '''Harry''': Don't.
799--> '''Cisco''': *slurp*
800--> '''Harry''': Don't.
801--> '''Cisco''': *slurp*
802--> '''Harry''': Doooooon't...
803--> '''[[{{Troll}} Cisco]]''': *sluuuuuuuurp*
804* Cisco ScreamsLikeALittleGirl when Harry jumps him in the Time Vault wearing the Reverse-Flash costume.
805* Thawne is pretty chill that he dies in the future:
806--> '''Flash:''' You died.
807--> '''Thawne:''' Good to know.
808* When they realize that Cisco's vibe vision (induced by the goggles Harry built) of Thawne killing Dr. [=McGee=] hasn't happened yet:
809-->'''Cisco''': Are you telling me I can see the future?
810-->'''Harry''': That's exactly what I'm telling you.
811-->'''Cisco''': Those goggles are getting named. Immediately.
812* Cisco confronts Thawne in his cell and demands to know how he puts his costume in a ring like it's the most important thing in the world.
813** Followed by TheReasonYouSuckSpeech from Cisco, which he caps off with "[[Film/{{Friday}} Bye, Felicia!]]"
814* When Barry and Thawne build up enough energy to open the portal and send the latter back, Barry sends Thawne through the portal by quite literally chucking the Reverse Flash head over ass through said portal like Thawne was just cheap luggage.
815* The show finally acknowledges how weird it must be for the people from Earth-2 to constantly hear it called that, with Wells saying "You realize that this Earth is my Earth-2, right?"
816[[/folder]]
817
818[[folder:Episode 12: Fast Lane]]
819
820* Cisco trying to be awesome.
821-->'''Cisco''': Who's the greatest hacker in the world, people?!
822-->'''Barry and Caitlin''': [[Series/{{Arrow}} Felicity Smoak]].
823-->'''Cisco''': What's wrong with you two? That's not friendship.
824* Cisco has made an app that gives everyone the opportunity to call in and describe meta-humans and what they are up to. Barry suggests that since it gives him eyes and ears everywhere, he can start looking for a new girlfriend using it.
825-->'''Cisco''': ...Did I just make meta-human Tinder? [[BrainBleach Nope, not starting that fetish!]]
826* Harry getting progressively more irritated with Barry's ObliviousGuiltSlinging, until he throws an eraser at his head.
827* Barry asking for permission from Cisco when using Tar Pit as the name for their new foe.
828* When they succeed in closing one of the breaches, Barry hugs Harry enthusiastically, and then gives him a friendly shove in the shoulders while telling him to smile. Harry just stands there, his bulky goggles having fallen down over his nose, completely nonplussed by the sudden physical affection.
829[[/folder]]
830
831[[folder:Episode 13: Welcome to Earth-2]]
832* Barry speeds around Central City closing all the breaches connecting to Earth-2. which prompts all three of our young scientists to discuss their physical ability while they were students...
833-->'''Barry''': Not bad for someone who got a C in gym.
834-->'''Caitlin''': D+.
835-->'''Cisco''': Straight up F right here.
836* The first thing Cisco does in Earth-2's STAR Labs is to take selfies everywhere, with Barry deciding to join in.
837* Barry's and Cisco's reactions to Earth-2 Henry Hewitt, given their previous interactions with his double.
838* Earth-2 Barry has the same [[{{Adorkable}} reaction]] to being in STAR Labs and meeting Harrison Wells that Earth-1 Barry did meeting the fake Harrison Wells back in season 1.
839* How does Team Flash incapacitate Earth-2 Barry? With a ''taser''. Which might probably remind us of what happened to a certain [[Film/{{Thor}} god of thunder]]...
840** Even funnier is why they tasered him. It looked as if the team were about to reason with Earth-2 Barry when he started squeeing when he saw Harrison Wells. Earth-2 Barry was so annoying about it, that even Earth-1 Barry was rolling his eyes and he gladly fried the guy when he was handed the taser.
841* The casual mention of "Mayor Snart" in the news report at the beginning. Just the thought of any of the Snarts as a politician is hilarious, given that we know them all as criminals.
842* Earth-2 Floyd Lawton is a terrible shot. At one point he fires an entire magazine at a target less than 20 feet away, and fails to hit him.
843* Cisco meets Earth-2!Cisco.
844-->'''Cisco''': I knew there was another me here!
845-->'''Earth-2!Cisco''': And I knew you were coming, Cisco. Even before you entered the breach and set foot on this world. See, we are all connected, Francisco.
846-->'''Cisco''': The name is '''[[InsistentTerminology Vibe]]'''.
847-->'''Earth-2!Cisco''': Reverb.
848-->'''Cisco''': Actually not the worst name you could have come up with...but not the best.
849** Despite the dire situation, Cisco finds time to be weirded out by Earth-2!Cisco's style.
850-->'''Cisco''': I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that you're part of Zoom's gang or that weird samurai situation you've got going on on the top of your head there.
851* When Reverb fires a sonic blast, Cisco complains that he has no idea how to do that.
852* When Barry brings Cisco to CCPD to meet Detective West-Allen, he enthusiastically greets her. Iris, not knowing who he is in this universe, very casually flicks her billy club out at him, demanding to know why he's talking to her.
853-->'''Iris''': Do I know you?
854-->'''Cisco''': (''frightened'') D-Does she know me?
855
856[[/folder]]
857
858[[folder:Episode 14: Escape From Earth-2]]
859
860* Cisco and Harry finally decide to release Earth-2 Barry, who is desperately but politely horrified at what has happened to him. Harry, on the other hand, is just annoyed at his inability to resist imprisonment.
861-->'''E-2 Barry:''' Oh God...how long was I in there?\
862'''Harry:''' Barely a ''day''.
863** Also Harry keeps bringing up "barely a day" several times.
864* Earth-2 Barry's reaction when he finds out that Earth-1 Barry kissed his wife.
865--> '''E-2 Barry:''' I'm-I'm sorry, he got frisky with you? No no no no no, OK, I'm gonna have to find this guy and give him a piece of my mind.\
866'''Harry:''' Don't give him too much.
867* When Cisco, Wells, Earth-2!Barry, and Earth-2!Iris try to get Killer Frost's help, with initially predictable results.
868--> '''Cisco:''' Gahhh, that did not go as planned.\
869'''Earth-2!Barry:''' Her name starts with "Killer", ''this'' comes as a shock to you?!
870* Cisco calls Killer Frost "[[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 Elsa]]".
871* When Cisco says, "The enemy of my enemy is my friend", his Earth-2 comrades stare at him in confusion, prompting him to complain that apparently, Earth-2 never invented that phrase.
872* Geomancer attacks Caitlin and Iris at STAR Labs. Caitlin manages to put him down by shooting a shock collar around his neck.
873--> '''Iris:''' Nice shot.\
874'''Caitlin:''' [[AccidentalAimingSkills I was aiming for his leg.]]
875* Earth-2 Barry tries to explain the situation to his wife by comparing it to an episode of a TV series called "Commander Carl, Space Marshal of the Galaxy". No one, including ''Cisco'', has any idea what he's talking about (presumably, it's an Earth-2 show, but still).
876[[/folder]]
877
878[[folder: Episode 15: King Shark]]
879* Every joke about everyone acting surprised that King Shark was alive, thinking that he died. Kind of like how the fandom reacted that King Shark was dead after he was shot by Harry. The best part? Harry never says anything, suggesting that even he's just as confused about the whole thing.
880* After King Shark attacks the West home, Wally lampshades Joe and Iris' blasé reaction to the attack by referring to him as "''Jaws'' coming in here like the Kool-Aid Man", and expresses confusion at how they say that they've seen things stranger than a shark man in shorts.
881* Barry himself has become ''very'' jaded to all this weirdness. His reaction to hearing that Shark is gunning for him personally is an exasperated laugh. When King Shark makes his entrance, his expression is somewhere between "terrified" and "yep, this is officially my life now."
882* When Cisco complains about Caitlin taking the role of Quint in the trap for King Shark, Harry unhelpfully points out that Quint dies in ''Film/{{Jaws}}''. Adding to the humor, Jesse even shakes her head in annoyance at either her father's unhelpful nature, or at how much of a geek he is.
883* While waiting for King Shark to fall into the trap, Harry starts bugging Cisco about if he had programmed the satellite correctly for the trap. Once Harry finally quiets down at Cisco telling him he is insulting his intelligence, [[LikeFatherLikeSon Jesse joins in]], prompting Cisco to tell them to be quiet.
884* Dig continues to be awed by Barry's speed, and Lyla eventually agrees with him.
885-->'''Lyla:''' He's fast, John. Get over it.
886-->'''Diggle:''' (''still in amazement'') Never!
887* Caitlin trolls Cisco by pretending to turn into Killer Frost.
888* When Wally said "No one is faster than me", Joe has a laugh about it. It could also be a MythologyGag given that in the comics, Wally IS [[SuperiorSuccessor a tad faster than Barry]] in the Pre-New 52 era comics.
889* TheStinger, while dramatic, has a rather [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall on the nose]] bit of dialogue: Zoom returns to his lair, with Jay's corpse, then proceeds to unmask. His response?
890-->'''Zoom''': [[{{Understatement}} Well, this is a complication...]]
891* Joe playfully telling Iris not to get ideas when they hear Iris-2 was a cop...only to become absolutely ''delighted'' when he hears Joe-2 was a lounge singer.
892[[/folder]]
893
894[[folder:Episode 16: Trajectory]]
895* Cisco was CrazyPrepared enough to bring his drones to the training session. And when they did prove useful, what else would you expect but for him to brag?
896* When Harry grudgingly agreed to let Jesse hang out with Team Flash, he demands her to [[InnocentInnuendo bring protection]]. Jesse got so flustered until Harry placed the meta-human detection watch on her wrist.
897** Wells then cracks a joke about building an "inescapable daughter cube."
898* When Barry introduces Wally and Jesse, he has trouble figuring out how to describe their relationship, him going through various forms of brother before giving up and calling him a friend.
899* When catching up on the history of Earth-1, Jesse is watching a video about Music/{{Beyonce}}'s departure from Music/DestinysChild. Jesse apparently knows the pop singer as "Senator Knowles." Just try picturing Beyonce as a politician without laughing a bit.
900* Although it's a serious and dramatic situation, there's this exchange:
901-->'''Barry:''' What blood type is she?\
902'''Wells:''' PZ-negative.\
903'''Cisco:''' [[BizarreAlienBiology Yeah, that's not a thing on this Earth, man]].
904* It's a blink or you'll miss it moment, but while the group is standing at the bar, the couple right next to Cisco are really going at it, and into him, to which his face gives off the appropriate mixture of disgust and envy. Whether this was intentionally written in to the script, or an ad-lib by Carlos Valdes, or just a natural reaction, it doesn't take away from just how hilarious the situation is in its awkwardness.
905* Cisco briefly calls the new speedster "Bad Flash", before shaking his head in disgust. He later finds out that Eliza gave herself the name Trajectory.
906-->'''Cisco:''' Why do the crazy ones always name themselves?
907* Cisco and Caitlin's erratic dancing during Team Flash's night out.
908** Followed by Iris' comment to Barry.
909-->'''Iris''': ''(giggling)'' Promise me if ever do get married you won't do that dance at our wedding.\
910'''Barry''': ''(obliviously)'' Oh I can promise you that. ''({{Beat}})'' [[OhCrap Oh]]! ''Not the wedding'', just the dancing!
911
912[[/folder]]
913
914[[folder:Episode 17: Flash Back]]
915* Harry insists Barry will screw up and give himself away while in the past. Cisco insists that Barry is very good at pretending to be himself. "You should have seen him playing Earth 2 Barry. I was like damn, someone get this guy an Oscar!" Except Barry did a ''terrible'' job of pretending to be E2!Barry, and he does similarly bad at pretending to be his own past self here.
916* In a cathartic sort of way, there's Barry managing to fuck up the timeline from the word "Go"...by accidentally showing up when past him first met Hartley (roughly 14 minutes into "The Sound and the Fury") and managing to ''forget to turn his comm-link off''.
917* A meta example comes from Barry flashing back to Hartley using his earplug to blast his way out of the Pipeline...''[[ContinuitySnarl despite not being there to see it]]''.
918* [[TrailersAlwaysSpoil As seen in the promo]], Thawne getting up from his chair and clocking Barry in the back of the head after realizing that he isn't ''his'' Barry.
919* Cisco plays [[JustForFun/{{Rickroll}} "Never Gonna Give You Up"]] in the music speakers. Hartley wants him to stop.
920* When Hartley and Cisco first met, Hartley sneered at Cisco's "[[Franchise/StarWars Han Shot First]]" t-shirt. When he, Caitlin, and Cisco are cornered in a cell by the Time Wraith, however, he proves to be NotSoAboveItAll.
921--> '''Hartley''': Holy Franchise/HarryPotter...
922* Just when everything is going wrong and Barry keeps screwing up the past, what is ultimately the final nail in the coffin for the original timeline? Past Barry showing up at STAR Labs due to the sedative wearing off, wondering where the other him is. That's right. For all intents and purposes Barry '''unintentionally''' tipped off the others that he time traveled. Thawne can be seen facepalming in the background at this.
923** "Wells" repeatedly trying to get everyone to shut up about time travel, before just admitting that's what's going on to get it out of the way. The "goddammit" look on his face when Future Barry mentions the Caitlin from his time period is total gold, plus him miming for Future Barry to shut up when the others aren't looking. And then there's this once the cat's out of the bag:
924--> '''"Wells"''': I think what he's trying to say is he's from the future.
925--> '''Past Barry''': [[FlatWhat The future.]]
926--> '''"Wells"''': Yeah.
927--> '''Past Barry''': The ''future''?
928--> '''"Wells"''': Yes.
929--> '''Past Barry''': [[RuleOfThree But, the fut-]]
930--> '''"Wells"''': ''Yes.'' [DeathGlare]
931* Cisco freaking out over seeing two of Barry, and using a failed TrustPassword since one Barry is, of course, from the future.
932* When Barry returns to his time, Pied Piper has become a fixture at STAR Labs, to his intense confusion. And he's still dropping Latin phrases every once in a while, even though none of them speak Latin.
933
934[[/folder]]
935
936[[folder:Episode 18: Versus Zoom]]
937* Turns out that while Barry was [[Recap/Supergirl2015S1E18WorldsFinest hanging out with Supergirl]], none of the rest of the team even noticed thanks to his returning right where and when he left.
938* Cisco and Caitlin's best idea for opening up the breaches again is to [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill detonate a nuclear warhead right next to the city's power grid]].
939--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Barry:]]''' "Yeah, we're not gonna do that."
940* If Cisco's somewhat sour attitude at not being able to formulate how to reopen the breaches doesn't get you laughing, then maybe the frowny face on his glass board will.
941* Wally and Harry meet face to face:
942--> '''Wally:''' You kind of look like that guy--\
943'''Harry:''' I'm not him.
944[[/folder]]
945
946[[folder:Episode 19: Back to Normal]]
947* Every word out of Killer Frost's mouth is dripping with [[DeadpanSnarker snark]].
948* Jesse is a '''Quintuple''' major in college (and implies that it's not even uncommon on her world).
949-->'''Jesse''': What, is that not common here?
950-->'''Iris''': Girl, no! That is not common anywhere.
951[[/folder]]
952
953[[folder:Episode 20: Rupture]]
954* The team locks Jesse and Wally in the Time Vault to keep them safe from Zoom, but leave before Jesse has a chance to ask how they handle bathroom needs.
955** Joe and Harry appear to be on the same wavelength. At one point, when Wally and Jesse ask through a computer if they can finally get out, the two fathers bluntly say "No" in unison.
956* When they need a bolt of lightning for the new particle accelerator.
957-->'''Harry:''' Ramone, you have the wand?\
958'''Cisco:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion The one I made for Mark Mardon]]?\
959'''Harry:''' No, the one you built for the Harry Potter convention! Yes, of course, the one for Mardon!\
960'''Cisco:''' ...How did you know about the Harry Potter convention?
961** And then, when he uses the wand, he shouts '''Expecto Patronum!'''
962[[/folder]]
963
964[[folder: Episode 21: The Runaway Dinosaur]]
965* "We pretty much invented 'trippy' here." Straight from the Speed Force's mouth (albeit as Joe).
966* Cisco and Iris trying to explain what Thawne did to Barry during his coma to Henry.
967* When Cisco first sees that Girder has come back from the dead.
968-->'''Cisco:''' A ''zombie?'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe For real]]?
969* Moments later, when Girder is advancing menacingly.
970-->'''Cisco:''' Get behind me.\
971'''Iris:''' ''[shoving Cisco aside]'' You get behind ''me!''
972* During Girder's shamble through the City, he comes across a smug show off and his date.
973-->'''Smug Guy''': Big Belly Burger in Starling city is way better, this place sucks!\
974''(Girder approaches a sweet-looking Hummer)''\
975'''Unimpressed Date''': Oh my God, is that your car?\
976'''Smug Guy''': Oh, yeah!\
977''(Girder smashes ''his'' car)''\
978'''Smug Guy''': HEY, that's my ''mom's'' car!
979** Even better, director Kevin Smith brought in his old buddy Jason Mewes to play the role. Feel free to imagine that Jay came through a portal from the Askewniverse.
980* Joe's awkward conversation about [[DoubleMeaning the change]] from human to meta-human with Wally after the second particle accelerator explodes. Topped off with him dropping something just to make sure.
981-->'''Iris''': ''I'' gave you that mug!
982* Iris and Barry's [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments embracing each other after his return]] only for...
983-->'''[[MomentKiller Cisco]]''': I'm so glad you're back, ''cause we're about to die!''
984* Cisco [[LockedOutOfTheLoop proceeds to recap their half of the episode]] in a single long breath, topped off by him once again wondering if Girder is after their brains.
985** While Harry makes zany motions reacting to his explanation next to him, barely getting a word in edgewise[[note]]and even then, that word was "Girder"[[/note]].
986[[/folder]]
987
988[[folder:Episode 22: Invincible]]
989* After Barry (as the Flash) rescues Tina [=McGee=] from the collapsing Mercury Labs, her response?
990-->'''Tina''': Thank you, [[SecretSecretKeeper Mr. Allen]].
991-->'''Barry''': ([[StunnedSilence looks shocked]])
992-->'''Tina''': [[LampshadeHanging I'm not stupid.]]
993* While at STAR Labs, Tina brings up [[ContinuityNod witnessing "Harrison Wells" leaving Mercury Labs a few months ago]], [[LockedOutOfTheLoop wondering]] if that has anything to do with the building collapsing. As the rest of the Team Flash (understandably) gets uncomfortable:
994-->'''Harry''': (walks in, holding a mug, smiling) A few months ago? Sure. (Tina [[StunnedSilence goes wide-eyed]]) Now? No.
995-->'''Barry''': ...Yeah, there are a ''few more'' things we can get you caught up on, Dr. [=McGee=]...
996* Doubles as a CMOA, but how does Wally help save the Flash when he's about to be killed by Black Siren? '''[[CarFu Mowing her down with his car]]'''.
997* After Flash's first encounter with Black Siren:
998-->'''Caitlin''': [[LampshadeHanging Why do so many villains decide to attack us with sound?]]
999-->'''Barry''': WHAT!?
1000* Cisco's plan to distract Black Siren while Barry enacts the frequency plan? Cosplay! ...[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer no, seriously]], Cisco and Caitlin dress up as Reverb and Killer Frost to distract Black Siren.
1001** Some [[FridgeLogic fridge funny]] here: Where did Cisco and Caitlin get those costumes? ''And in such a short time period?''
1002** Siren sees through the ruse by tossing "Reverb" a metal pipe who catches it with his right hand, when the real Reverb is a southpaw. Cisco tries to make up an excuse mid-sentence before he decides to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere just screw it]].
1003** Caitlin is so shocked by Cisco's powers emerging that she can barely even form a coherent sentence:
1004-->'''Caitlin''': What the ''WHAT''?!
1005* In an otherwise very serious and dark scene, the FlatWhat expression on Wally's face when he realizes Barry is the Flash.
1006* Likewise, when Zoom is about to kill Henry and is outlining his revenge plot to turn Barry into him, he gets an annoyed look on his face when Henry keeps spoiling it by being compassionate and forgiving.
1007* Harry's InsistentTerminology to get the others to say a higher frequency rather than erratic.
1008* Harry trolls the others by pretending to have no idea what the sonic device is. Then quickly describes it in incredible detail much to the annoyance the less tech savvy members of the group.
1009* Cisco using Harry as a guinea pig for the weapon to incapacitate Zoom's army. You can tell Cisco's been waiting for a moment like this...
1010[[/folder]]
1011
1012[[folder:Episode 23: The Race of His Life]]
1013* Zoom's darkly humorous comment when he has captured Joe.
1014-->'''Zoom''': I will say, if anything, Barry has an ample number of fathers to kill.
1015* Barry trying to explain the whole thing with his time remnant to Wally.
1016-->'''Joe''': Is that what I look like when they start talking all that science?
1017-->'''Iris''': Yeah.
1018[[/folder]]
1019
1020!!Season 3
1021
1022[[folder: Episode 1: Flashpoint]]
1023* Barry's parents do not approve of him stalking Iris for the last three months...until he admits he finally got the courage to ask her out. Then they're oh so proud.
1024* The way Joe instantly picks up on Barry's interest in Iris, and tells them in no uncertain terms that he doesn't like it.
1025** Hell, Joe's entire personality in this timeline (a drunken, belligerent cop who doesn't give a crap about his job) is funny, if a little tragic.
1026* Wally is named Kid Flash, a moniker he hates. He was given it by his sister, who writes most of his stories for the news anyway.
1027** Plus, Barry being quick to remind him of it when Wally calls himself just, "The Flash".
1028* Every time Wally seems clueless and arrogant, you can see Barry struggling to stay quiet. Even funnier because it's reminiscent of the times Barry went after Reverse Flash or Zoom too early.
1029* Barry tries to get the band back together, but they keep bickering. He then realizes that someone is still missing. He uses Mr. Ramon's computer for a moment, then runs out of the room. He returns a moment later with this timeline's Caitlin, understandably baffled as to why she's suddenly in Ramon Industries.
1030** Barry then introduces her as a scientist, and she meekly explains that she's actually an Ophthalmologist here. A pediatric one.
1031** To top it off, the others won't stop pestering Barry about how he basically just kidnapped her, which Barry admits he kinda sorta did. It's topped by this glorious exchange:
1032---> '''Caitlin''': (''Very sweetly, relaxed, and unassuming'') Have I been kidnapped?\
1033'''Wally''': (''[[{{Beat}} thinks it over]]'') Unclear.
1034** Later, when Cisco has to wear a pair of reading glasses, Caitlin informs him he'd be an excellent candidate for Lasik. He just stares at her blankly.
1035[[/folder]]
1036
1037[[folder:Episode 2: Paradox]]
1038
1039* Felicity's little whine after Barry's sudden arrival blows all of her neatly sorted paperwork askew.
1040* The episode begins with a jewel thief trying to escape on a motorcycle. Barry disassembles the bike while catching the bullets the thief is shooting at him. Once the bike slows to a stop, Barry takes back the jewels at normal speed and hands the thief the bullets as the cops show up.
1041** Barry's first hint that something is deeply wrong with Team Flash is Cisco's refusal to nickname the jewel thief. When pestered, Cisco finally comes up with a supervillain moniker: [[AtrociousAlias Thief]]. It somehow never occurs to Barry that maybe Thief doesn't deserve a nickname because he doesn't have metahuman powers or a temperature-based gun.
1042* Barry's attempts to get Iris and Joe to dinner involves superspeeding across town to have conversations with both of them at the same time, while making each of them think the other is willing to extend an olive branch.
1043-->'''Iris:''' Why are you out of breath?\
1044'''Barry:''' No reason!
1045* Barry talks to Felicity about the changes caused by Flashpoint. Among the numerous very serious changes (Dante's death, Diggle's daughter turning into a son), Barry is annoyed to realize that he has kissed Iris twice, and erased both events from the timeline.
1046--> '''Barry:''' I've kissed Iris West twice, and I have managed to erase both times from existence.
1047--> '''Felicity''' ''[Eating Chinese takeout]'': Man, I hate it when that happens.
1048* Barry's annoyance that Captain Singh is back in charge of the precinct.
1049--> '''Barry:''' Captain Singh's back? That's just terrific.
1050* Barry now has a coworker for a year and still refuses to cooperate with him on any cases, insisting on doing everything himself.
1051-->'''Barry:''' [[RememberTheNewGuy How have I worked with this guy for a year?]]\
1052'''Joe:''' You say that all the time.
1053* A borderline meta moment: after Iris confronts him on how weird he's acting and demands to know what's up, Barry [[HereWeGoAgain runs off and proceeds to time travel again]]...[[WeAreNotGoingThroughThatAgain only to get ripped out of the Speed Force]] [[TheCameo by Earth-3 Jay]].
1054* Barry's tone when asking who Alchemy is when he appears, and attacks Barry during his fight with the Rival. It comes off in a very annoyed/tired, "oh, come on, not another bad guy"-way.
1055-->'''Barry:''' And who are you?!\
1056'''Alchemy:''' I am...Alchemy.
1057-->'''Barry:''' ...Okay, well what do you want?!
1058* When Caitlin asks if there are any side effects from Barry's CosmicRetcon, he replies none, "Unless you're secretly moonlighting as [[BrickJoke an ophthalmologist]]". She is understandably confused.
1059[[/folder]]
1060
1061[[folder:Episode 3: Magenta]]
1062
1063* Harry has taken to using the old "You're right--NOT." thing. A lot.
1064-->'''Cisco:''' Really? you guys are doing "NOT" on Earth-2, now?\
1065'''Jesse:''' Ah no. That's all him.
1066* Since Earth-2 wasn't affected by Flashpoint, it takes Harry two seconds to figure out Barry changed the timeline. He doesn't actually facepalm, but the sentiment is there.
1067* Harry's blatant attempts to stall Jesse from actually being a superhero by making her do the tests over and over.
1068* Joe tells Barry he never saw his Dad-Cop mode because Joe sees Barry like a second ''daughter'', before laughing and admitting he's just joking, though Barry still is slightly offended.
1069-->'''Barry:''' ''(muttering)'' Second daughter? What is he ''talking'' about?
1070* When Caitlin tries to talk to Jesse about her speed, she keeps [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial talking about how she has no powers]] [[BadLiar but she'd take it slow if she did]].
1071* Cisco's reaction when he hears Magenta chose her own name. Apparently, he wasn't impressed.
1072-->'''Cisco:''' Meh.
1073
1074[[/folder]]
1075
1076[[folder:Episode 4: The New Rogues]]
1077* Mirror Master traps Barry in a mirror, and even still his girlfriend takes the time to set him up with a no win situation.
1078-->''(Iris checks out her reflection's posterior in Barry's mirror)''\
1079'''Barry''': What are you doing?\
1080'''Iris''': [[DoesThisMakeMeLookFat Do these pants make my butt look big]]?\
1081'''Barry''': ''(giving off a ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Seriously]]'' glance)'' I am [[ItMakesSenseInContext literally stuck in a mirror!]]
1082* The entire awkwardness between Barry and Joe, now that Barry is dating Iris.
1083* Just this little gem!
1084-->'''Iris''': So you'll pick a good movie for tonight!\
1085'''Barry''': I'll try!\
1086''(she kisses him goodbye and leaves and he looks around and realizes he's alone in the lab)''\
1087'''Barry''': ''(muttering to himself)'' Just like I'll try to find our metahumans, [[TheMainCharactersDoEverything that no one else cares about!]]
1088* Cisco and Harry competing on who gets to name the villains first. Harry beats Cisco at Mirror Master, and Cisco gets to Top later. They seem to enjoy themselves in beating the other.
1089* Cisco, Caitlin and Harry, fielding multiple Dr. Wellses from across the multiverse!
1090** These include a Cowboy Wells, a British SteamPunk Wells, [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards which even Cisco finds too much]], and a French Mime Wells, which both Harry and Cisco [[EveryoneHatesMimes agree is the worst]].
1091** It's telling when the Hipster Wells is the best choice of the bunch of how bad their choices really are.
1092-->'''Cisco''': He's nice and he's not evil, [[LampshadeHanging that's a combination of Wells we haven't had thus far]].
1093* Barry is quite amused at how much he sounds like Oliver while training Jesse. It gets better when you remember that to Jesse, Oliver Queen is just some spoiled rich guy who died on his boat. Sadly, though, Barry has to do without shooting her in the back with automatic crossbows.
1094* Cisco says he couldn't stomach another Wells with Harry's bedside manner:
1095-->'''Harry:''' I care for you too, you jackwagon.
1096[[/folder]]
1097
1098[[folder:Episode 5: Monster]]
1099* Barry's decision to move out of the West house, but he doesn't have his old apartment to go back to. He winds up bunking in with ''Cisco'' instead. And he suspiciously acts like a ''[[HoYay housewife]]'' while he's there.
1100* Barry offers Cisco to take him to S.T.A.R. Labs. Cisco sheepishly turns it down. Judging by his face and the way he talks, they did it before and the experience wasn't very pleasant for Cisco.
1101* H.R. and his hammy {{Cloudcuckoolander}}-ness worthy of a kiddie camp counsellor as he gives Team Flash their coffee orders. He wants to build team spirit with scavenger hunts!
1102* Caitlin's message [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer actually]] telling Cisco not to steal her pizza pockets. Cut to Cisco eating one, and pitifully defending himself with, "it wasn't labeled."
1103* H.R. says that on Earth-19 ''Film/{{Gladiator}}'' was called "Sweaty Men". Apparently it wasn't a very popular movie because of that.
1104** Earth-19 is also apparently home to an Creator/AlfredHitchcock movie called ''Murder on the Titanic''. H.R. summarizes it with the lines "Who did it?" "Who cares? We're drowning!"
1105* Joe's utter disbelief about his ''daughter'' telling him to get a love life.
1106* While trying to stop the monster with the carbon fiber rope, both Cisco and H.R. consider going full on Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack.
1107-->'''Cisco''': Barry, we're gonna do ''Empire''!
1108-->'''H.R.''': ''Film/EmpireOfTheSun'', Barry!
1109** Followed immediately by...
1110-->'''Caitlin''': Bigger they are harder they fall!\
1111''(everyone looks at her stunned)''\
1112'''Caitlin''': What? Even I've seen ''Empire''!
1113** And the crowner!
1114-->'''Barry''': ''(excitedly to himself)'' I've always wanted to be a Jedi!
1115* After seeing H.R.'s attempts to triangulate the location of the hologram's signal, Cisco declares that this proves H.R. really ''is'' a fake...[[MoodWhiplash in that]] [[BaitAndSwitch he doesn't actually know how to use a computer]].
1116-->'''Cisco''': This whole time, he's been acting like he can help us, but he can't [[TheReveal because he doesn't know how, does he?]]
1117-->'''H.R''': [[NotHelpingYourCase H-how?!]] [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Triangulate!]]
1118[[/folder]]
1119
1120[[folder:Episode 6: Shade]]
1121* Cisco accuses HR of stealing his power-dampeners. H.R. insists that he hasn't even met anyone outside the lab yet, let alone reached the point [[CasualKink where he would need cuffs]].
1122* H.R. [[WhatTheHellHero is incredulous]] that no one told him about him technically being a murderer on Earth-1 (thanks to Thawne). [[DeadpanSnarker Cisco's response?]]
1123-->'''Cisco''': Well, what about your résumé as a world-renowned genius scientist?
1124-->'''H.R.''': [[SincerityMode ...that's a good point. I guess we're even.]]
1125* The incredulous looks of Team Flash when H.R. reveals his facial disguise maker. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Especially Barry.]]
1126* If it's between keeping an eye on Wally or going on the movie date with Cecile, Joe would rather [[PapaWolf prefer the former]]. But the rest of Team Flash talks him out of it.
1127[[/folder]]
1128
1129[[folder:Episode 7: Killer Frost]]
1130* The Flash finds Caitlin and Julian in the warehouse and confronts her.
1131-->'''Caitlin''': Get out of here.\
1132'''Barry''': You know I can't.\
1133'''Julian''': What are you doing? Take her out. Take her out!\
1134'''Barry''': You don't want to do this. You don't want to hurt anybody.\
1135'''Julian''': She's willing to hurt somebody. Knock her out!\
1136''(Barry knocks out Julian)''
1137** Said warehouse belongs to a company called [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 ''Ledded Goh - Frozen Foods'']].
1138** Later when Joe reports to Barry that Julian is in the hospital...
1139-->'''Joe''': He's still out cold, how hard did you hit him?\
1140'''Barry''': I didn't mean to knock him out...\
1141''({{Beat}})''\
1142'''Barry''':''([[NotSoAboveItAll Smugly]])'' [[TakeThatScrappy Or maybe I did!]]
1143* There isn't much to laugh about in that scene, but it's still kinda funny how Killer Frost tries to talk her way out of the Particle Accelerator.
1144-->'''Caitlin''': ''(with Killer Frost's voice and eyes)'' Guess I just needed a little bit of sleep. Thanks, guys. I feel much better now. It's okay. You can let me out. [[BlatantLies I promise, I'm not gonna hurt anybody.]]\
1145'''Everyone else''': ...\
1146'''Caitlin''': Hm. Guess you're all smarter than I thought.
1147[[/folder]]
1148
1149[[folder:Episode 8: Invasion!]]
1150* See [[Funny/Invasion2016 Invasion!]]
1151[[/folder]]
1152
1153[[folder:Episode 9: The Present]]
1154* STAR Labs is now adorned in holiday decorations courtesy of H.R. and the Flash suit stand is the centerpiece, the Christmas lights making it look like a ''Christmas tree''.
1155* What's better than the Trickster? The ''Earth-3'' Trickster who is even wilder and bears a suspicious resemblance to [[ComicBook/TheJoker another Mark Hamill character...]]
1156** Earth-3 Trickster throwing insults at both Flashes while he's being hauled away and threatens to sue Jay for hitting him too hard, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent and Barry and Jay just ignore all of them]].
1157* Joe asks Cecile to join the annual party at his house, and it boils down to the two of them trying to one up the other on whose grandmother has the better eggnog recipe.
1158** At the party they trade mugs and declare that both of their grandmothers must have been alcoholics.
1159** H.R. getting stinking drunk on the eggnog. If his babbling is accurate, he drank a ''mixture'' of the boozy punches.
1160* After Team Flash instructs Julian to count backwards from 10 as they attempt to put him in a trance, he falls asleep at 10.
1161* After Barry and Jay fight Savitar, Jay comments on how nice it was to have a sidekick.
1162-->'''Barry''': ''I'm'' the sidekick?
1163-->'''Jay''': Well, I'm the senior partner.
1164-->'''Barry''': Senior citizen, maybe.
1165* After Barry surprises Iris with the ''[[FriendsRentControl ridiculously swanky]]'' apartment they'll be moving into, all Iris can do is sheepishly mutter that she got him a [[MyNewGiftIsLame wallet]].
1166[[/folder]]
1167
1168[[folder:Episode 10: Borrowing Problems From the Future]]
1169* Caitlin insists her power dampeners keep breaking. Cisco points out that she just forgets to charge them.
1170-->'''Caitlin:''' What am I supposed to do? Plug myself into the wall outlet like some human iPad?
1171* So H.R. is ready to open the new STAR Labs Museum.
1172-->'''Cisco''': So who exactly is paying for all this?\
1173'''H.R.''' [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse That's a good question...]]
1174* Cisco's hologram malfunctioning.
1175** Even before that, the way its dialogue was blatantly pieced together from disconnected words that HR recorded and edited together, resulting in some AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle.
1176* H.R. attempts to TalkLikeAPirate when naming Plunder.
1177* When Julian shows up at the museum's opening, H.R. calls him "Julius."
1178* Apparently reptiles are common housewarming presents on Earth-19.
1179* At the party at the end, Julian officially joins.
1180-->'''Barry:''' Welcome to the team.\
1181'''Julian:''' Just so you know, every member of my last team was killed by Savitar.\
1182'''Caitlin:''' ...we need to work on your small talk.\
1183'''Julian:''' I was trying to be upfront.
1184* Joe telling Barry to be a SinkOrSwimMentor to Wally, likening it to what he ''literally'' did with Barry when teaching him [[LiteralMetaphor how to swim]].
1185* We get our first InUniverse acknowledgement of the upcoming The Flash/Supergirl [[MusicalEpisode musical]] {{crossover}}:
1186-->'''Barry:''' [[KarmaHoudini Music Meister gets six-figure book deal.]]
1187* Iris in full on panic mode before their house party, rushing around the apartment as Barry struggles to zip up her dress...
1188-->'''Iris''': Oh my God, oh my god!
1189-->'''Barry''': What?
1190-->'''Iris''': I forgot the ice!
1191-->''(Barry whooshes out, and returns with a bag of ice)''
1192-->'''Barry''': ''(smugly)'' Instant party save!
1193-->'''Iris''': Baby, you've never been sexier!
1194-->'''Barry''': ''I know''!
1195
1196[[/folder]]
1197
1198[[folder: Episode 11: Dead or Alive]]
1199* Likely classified as both funny and awesome, Cisco retaliating at Julian's comment about how "disorganised" Team Flash appear to be at the start of the episode with a British/southern English accent of his own.
1200-->'''Julian''': ''Surely'', all your adventures are not ''this'' disorganised.\
1201'''Cisco''': [[BriefAccentImitation There's a method to the madness, mate]]. Watch and learn!
1202* Cisco recreated the events of 5 months later with a LEGO playset. Barry wonders why his figure is an astronaut.
1203* When Cisco is facing off against Gypsy in the speed lab after she shot H.R. with a Vibe, he tries to reason with her by talking like two adults, over coffee, or maybe dinner, he knows a great Thai place up the road...
1204-->'''Caitlin''': Are you asking her on a date?\
1205'''H.R.''': ''(clutching his Vibe wound)'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Are you kidding me!?]]\
1206'''Cisco''': I am negotiating!
1207* Cisco agrees to fight Gypsy in a trial by combat, boasting as he issues the challenge. When Gypsy mentions it's to the death, Cisco acts like he knows all about it and confident even as he jumps at the 24 hours to prepare. As soon as Gypsy teleports away, Cisco turns to face the others, still smiling.
1208-->'''Cisco''': [[OhCrap She's going to kill me, isn't she?]]
1209* Iris talks with Joe as a distraction so Wally can steal some files. Some of [[TheTalk the subjects]] she brings up make Joe uncomfortable.
1210* After Iris and Wally team up to stop a criminal, we get this exchange:
1211-->'''Wally''': Don't worry, Dad's like my biggest fan now, he's totally cool with me doing stuff like this.
1212-->'''[[GilliganCut Joe]]''': Hell no, I ain't cool with this!
1213* Cisco and Gypsy's fight briefly takes them to Catco on Earth-38, where Eve Tessmacher is working late. After they leave again [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment with no explanation]], she comments that National City is getting even weirder.
1214[[/folder]]
1215
1216[[folder: Episode 12: Untouchable]]
1217* The team decides to bet on who will win the little race, Barry or Wally. HR is the only one who bets on Wally and then he ends up owing his all teammates money. He then meekly asks if they take IOU's.
1218** On Earth 19 betting for money was banned after an [[NoodleIncident unfortunate incident]] with Vice-President UsefulNotes/AlCapone.
1219** Abe Lincoln is also on the $100, not the $5.
1220* Yorkin's "Um, the hell?" face when Wally slices his hand open with no explanation.
1221* The face Wally gives Yorkin after he grabs his arm expecting his powers to work, it is the most ''smug'' look even with the mask on.
1222* Barry and Iris both talking about how terrible the security at STAR Labs is. Barry has installed three deadbolts, which Iris says he didn't have to do, but then Barry points out that Cisco offered to have a custom-made door built for them and reminds her how terrible they are at keeping people out of STAR Labs:
1223-->'''Iris''':...I like deadbolts, deadbolts work.
1224[[/folder]]
1225
1226[[folder: Episode 13: Attack on Gorilla City]]
1227* When Barry is explaining the team's mission to Julian.
1228--> '''Julian''': Are you going to Franchise/PlanetOfTheApes?\
1229'''Barry''': No, it's just a city...of them.\
1230'''Julian:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll You're going to Planet of the Apes!]]
1231* Before leaving for Earth-2, Barry has Iris assure she'll keep Wally out of trouble.
1232-->'''Joe''': [[ImStandingRightHere Y'all know Wally can hear you!]]\
1233''(cue a dumbfounded and insulted Wally glaring at Barry and Iris)''\
1234'''Barry''': ''(sheepishly)'' Sorry Wally!
1235** Some FiveSecondForeshadowing: there's a brief OrbitalShot during Barry and Iris' conversation, and Joe and Wally are ''[[FailedASpotCheck right there]]''.
1236* Grodd (through Harry) explains that as trespassers, the team will be executed.
1237-->'''Julian''': How about a signpost at the front "all trespassers will be executed," not the worst idea, is it?
1238* Harry is baffled to discover that HR is not, in fact, a genius.
1239-->'''Barry:''' I don't think he could remember an ATM code if he tried.\
1240'''HR:''' Oh, there are so many numbers...\
1241'''Harry:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe It's only four digits!]]
1242* HR ships Jesse and Wally pretty hard, and their kiss leaves him grinning like a loon.
1243-->'''HR:''' ''[as they leave]'' Invite me to the wedding! ''[glances at Harry, who is still asleep]'' He's gonna be so pissed.
1244* After escaping from Earth-2 and Grodd, Barry's got [[AManIsAlwaysEager a certain idea]] on how to celebrate his victory with Iris.
1245-->'''Iris''': So does that mean no more nightmares? You're finally gonna get some sleep tonight?\
1246'''Barry''': ''(playfully)'' Well, that last part is ''[[DoubleMeaning entirely up to you!]]''
1247[[/folder]]
1248
1249[[folder: Episode 14: Attack on Central City]]
1250* H.R. likes how Harry brushes his teeth, wondering how the ''other'' Wells did so.
1251-->'''Harry''': [[DeadpanSnarker You mean the murderer?]]
1252* When Jesse and Wally tell Harry that Jesse wants to stay on Earth-1 to be with Wally, Harry stands up, and Wally immediately [[OhCrap takes two steps back]].
1253* On Earth-19, [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Alfred Yankovic]] is a famous poet.
1254* Harry's terrible attempt to convince Wally that he's dying ("I...don't know how much time I have left." "I...have seen a doctor, yes."), which Wally ''completely'' buys. Jesse, on the other hand, sees through it immediately.
1255-->'''Jesse:''' Hey, dead guy! You told Wally you were ''dying?''
1256--> '''Barry & Caitlin:'''[in a very concerned tone] You're dying?
1257*** And the two go from concerned to judgmental in a flash.
1258** Fun (meta) fact: Wally wasn't the only one. ''So did the audience.''
1259** Cisco ''immediately'' picks up on it and calls Harry "Dead guy" as well.
1260* When Cisco tries to appeal to Gypsy's morality to help, she says "Are you trying to [[Franchise/StarWars Luke Starkiller]] me?" Cisco grins at the reference, but doesn't say anything.
1261** One wonders whether, in her universe, that actually is the character's name, or if she just got it wrong.
1262* When Cisco goes to confront Gypsy on Earth-19.
1263-->'''Gypsy:''' I don't really do long-distance relationships, so...\
1264'''Cisco:''' Well I definitely want to discuss this further, especially if distance is your only issue.
1265* Caitlin says that any good in Grodd is already gone and she hopes ARGUS places him in the same cage as King Shark. Cisco's response:
1266--> '''Cisco''': I'd pay money to see that fight.
1267* At the end, Gypsy is in the middle of telling him she's not interested...only to interrupt herself by kissing him. After the kiss Gypsy is squeezing Cisco's face so much his cheeks are swelling up.
1268--> '''Cisco''': I'll marry that woman...yeah.
1269** And then there's [[http://i.imgur.com/LWNlwgG.gifv Jesse and Wally's reaction to the kiss]].
1270* Jesse is just as much a fan of Big Belly Burger as her father was.
1271* After Joe has been the victim of Grodd's mind-control and tells Team Flash he felt like he was seeing what Grodd was seeing, they devise a way of using what Harry calls "transcranial magnetic simulators."
1272-->'''Joe:''' Hold on, ya'll want to put a bunch of magnets against my skull...to look into the mind of a psychotic, murderous ape?
1273-->'''Wells:''' Yeah.
1274-->'''[[UnfazedEveryman Joe]]:''' Fine.
1275** The line is particularly sold by Joe's sense of resigned indifference.
1276[[/folder]]
1277
1278[[folder:Episode 15: Wrath of Savitar]]
1279* Barry and Iris revealing their engagement to everyone.
1280-->'''Barry:''' ''[to Cisco]'' Speaking of best man, would you--\
1281'''HR:''' Okay, okay, I'll be your best man. ''[starting a speech]'' "I first met Barry Allen--"\
1282'''Barry:''' Actually...I was talking to Cisco.\
1283'''Cisco:''' Obviously.
1284* In a BlackComedy way the team just roll their eyes at Savitar's narcissist tendencies even though they are clearly scared of everything else he says.
1285[[/folder]]
1286
1287[[folder:Episode 16: Into the Speed Force]]
1288* Cisco gleefully explains that "Goldtooth" is his upgraded Bluetooth device that works across the multiverse.
1289* HR getting into an [[SeriousBusiness argument]] with Caitlin and Cisco over the differences between the Earth-1 and Earth-19 versions of ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}''.
1290* HR stands in Jesse's way, refusing to let her go after Savitar. She smirks and asks if he's sure. He says yes...and she knocks him out with one super-speed punch to the jaw.
1291-->'''Jesse''': That was [[TakeThatScrappy oddly satisfying]].
1292[[/folder]]
1293
1294[[folder: Episode 17: Duet]]
1295* Barry and Kara's utter bafflement at this weird world is great.
1296* When they meet Malcom Merlyn, Barry is thrown.
1297-->'''Barry''': ''(muttering)'' Malcom Merlyn, former head of the League of Assassins.
1298-->'''Kara''': ''(muttering)'' What of the what?
1299** When "Cutter" says they work for him, the two both respond "What the what now?" together.
1300-->'''Barry''': I don't know who you are...''(Cutter pulls out a switchblade'') obviously, you're someone quick with a knife...
1301* During the first big song and dance number Barry starts grinning and is clearly starting to enjoy the performance. Kara looks utterly confused and has a startled look when she sees him start moving with the music.
1302** Blink and you'll miss it, but just before Music Meister starts singing, he takes off his jacket and tosses it to the side. Judging from Barry's (easily-missed) reaction, the jacket apparently ''[[WhatHappenedToTheMouse vanishes]]'' into thin air.
1303--->'''Music Meister:''' Come on, now, maybe just one little opening number just to- ''(Throws jacket away)''\
1304'''Barry:''' Leave your jacket on!\
1305'''Music Meister:''' -''kick'' things off?\
1306'''Barry:''' ''(Looks around)'' Where'd it go?
1307* Malcolm Merlyn of all people singing "Put a Little Love in Your Heart". Okay, it's not really Malcolm but he's still a cutthroat villain so it still counts.
1308* Barry and Kara arguing over who gets to kick down a door, with Barry saying that he didn't mean to "[[MenActWomenAre make it a gender thing]]" by volunteering to do it, he just wanted to do it. [[CasualDangerDialogue This is all while they believe Millie/Iris is in danger and needs their help.]]
1309* The sheer MoodWhiplash and incongruity of characters singing and dancing in the middle of what's been a couple of grim superhero shows is just flat-our hilarious.
1310* Meeting Music Meister, Kara declares she's "had my fill of magical creeps."
1311* Kara and Barry are both ''extremely'' annoyed to find that Millie/Iris and Tommy/Mon-El are dating in this reality, and resolve to get out as soon as possible.
1312-->'''Kara:''' And back home to being single. [[SarcasmMode Yaay]].\
1313'''Barry:''' At least we'll be single together.\
1314'''Kara:''' Has saying that ever made anyone feel better?\
1315'''Barry:''' Debatable.
1316* J'onn and Mon-El are pressing to help stop Music Meister in Central City.
1317-->'''Cisco''': No offense, J'onn, I respect this whole special agent situation you got going on but this problem right here needs someone with--\
1318''(J'onn transforms into his Martian form)''\
1319'''Cisco''': [[LastSecondWordSwap Green skin and a sick-ass cape...]]
1320** Caitlin runs in to deliver news on Barry and Kara and stops when she sees J'onn, offering a weak "hello" before going on.
1321* Barry and Kara are momentarily speechless that their plan to have Millie and Tommy confess about their love to their fathers ''worked'' so easily and the two run off to do it.
1322-->'''Kara:''' Okay...convincing people in musicals is really easy.
1323** One part of convincing them to do so has Kara saying that "there's no place like home", and then immediately doing a double-take.
1324* Stein and Joe are ''married'' in the musical.
1325-->'''Stein/Joe:''' YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!
1326-->'''Barry:''' No, no! [[RealMenWearPink I like musicals.]]
1327** "Dads?" ''(Cue Iris, Stein '''and''' Joe all turning and raising an eyebrow at Barry in complete synchronicity)''
1328* Watch Barry during the DistantDuet. Before the number even begins his eyes start looking around, apparently for the source of the guitar. For some FunnyBackgroundEvent during the song he starts sitting down and watches Joe/"Digsby" in awe.
1329* "Super Friend", written by [[Series/CrazyExGirlfriend Rachel Bloom]] and just as hilariously wacky as you'd expect with all kinds of puns about both Barry and Kara's powers.
1330** Highlights include Barry telling Kara that he isn't impressed by [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} her more famous cousin]], which she's flattered by and her mentioning his TimeTravel ability, to which he awkwardly responds that he isn't supposed to do that anymore. Also, he says that if she needs his help, "he'll be there in a Flash."
1331** In a meta way Barry not being impressed by Kara's more well-known cousin is funny considering how much of a Superman fan Grant Gustin is in real life.
1332** There's also the fact that when Barry mentions Superman, Winn looks up with a hilarious "WTF?" face.
1333** Becomes even funnier after Elseworlds, at which point it becomes clear that Barry's ''never actually met Superman,'' he's just heard of him from Kara.
1334* When Joe's doppelganger starts pulling a BoyfriendBlockingDad routine on Millie, Barry rolls his eyes, making it clear that he's seen more than one exchange like this in the real world.
1335* Mon-El's first meeting with the team starts with him laying out his plan for helping Kara:
1336-->"We find the guy who did this to her and punch him in the face, repeatedly, until he breaks whatever spell he put on her."
1337** He then has to awkwardly explain that he's Kara's boyfriend, which isn't helped any by J'onn pointing out that they just broke up.
1338** HR chimes in that at least he wouldn't be so tactless to point out that Barry just broke up with Iris...[[DeathGlare while she's]] [[ImStandingRightHere right there]].
1339* Kara promising to drop a mountain on Mon-El if he ever lies to her again, and then clarifying that it's NotHyperbole.
1340* Barry and Kara having an honest and deep conversation about their relationship problems, only for Stein's doppelgänger to reveal he's been sitting in earshot the whole time, at which point he tells them to shut up.
1341* Cisco's shock when the Music Meister reveals he'd escaped his holding cell.
1342--> '''Cisco''': Man, how'd you get out of the cell!?\
1343'''Music Meister''': ''(annoyed)'' Cisco, do you really think that cell is gonna just, like, hold me?
1344** Just the fact that Music Meister appears only mildly irritated by Cisco's question.
1345[[/folder]]
1346
1347[[folder:Episode 18: Abra Kadabra]]
1348* The Flashes, Cisco and Gypsy working together to stop Kadabra's escape. At one point, Cisco delivers [[LargeHam "You. Shall. Not. PASS!"]] in a way only a LOTR fan would do it justice (while doing a Kamehameha).
1349* HR shows up at the end and reveals that the reason he was missing the entire episode was because he was on a sex romp for two days. Of course, he didn't bother telling anyone, so they all thought he had just disappeared.
1350[[/folder]]
1351
1352[[folder:Episode 19: The Once and Future Flash]]
1353* Cisco, HR and Julian duck into a holding cell to hide from Killer Frost. HR starts to sing "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" and after a few verses, Cisco joins in. The look on Julian's face before he tells them to "SHHHH!" is priceless.
1354** The trio are thrown when the door suddenly slides open.
1355-->'''Killer Frost''': [[IdiotBall Hey, dummies. My palm scan still works.]]
1356* Even in the BadFuture, HR is still a source of laughs.
1357** He's managed to make a successful career of his romance novels, which he uses just to pick up women. In fact, he's got two of the women at his book reading hitting on him right when Present Barry zooms through and picks him up.
1358-->'''HR''': I was about to check off one of the most important boxes a man can check!
1359** When the team is [[PuttingTheBandBackTogether coming back together]], he's desperately looking for something in the lab he needs before he can be useful -- his drumsticks.
1360** When Cisco is coming up with a way to help Present Barry fight Mirror Master and Top:
1361-->'''Cisco''': Give me that thing in your hand.
1362-->'''HR''': (''extends drumstick'')
1363-->'''Cisco''': Your ''other'' hand.
1364-->'''HR''': (''hands over device'') Yeah, that makes more sense.
1365** And keep in mind, all this was directed by Tom Cavanaugh himself.
1366* There's something [[TrollingCreator meanly funny]] in how, after spending the ''whole episode'' teasing TheReveal of Savitar's identity, come TheStinger, [[YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle all we get is a shot of a leg]].
1367[[/folder]]
1368
1369[[folder:Episode 20: I Know Who You Are]]
1370* The promo lampshades the endless debates of who Savitar is.
1371-->'''Barry''': I know who you are.
1372-->'''Savitar''': [[DeadpanSnarker It's about time]].
1373** And then BlackComedy kicks in when it's revealed that '''''Barry''''' is Savitar.
1374** The episode starts with this scene and then becomes a HowWeGotHere. Much like the infamous cliffhanger at the end of ''Series/TheWalkingDead'' Season 6, it's quite amusing to picture the show's crew panicking as they realized they'd severely overestimated the fans' patience for this reveal, and they'd better make it as clear as possible that we ''would'' be getting the answer this week.
1375* On Earth-19, UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein's name was Norbert.
1376** And apparently "french fries" are called "finger chips."
1377* Tracy says she's in the same situation as [[Film/TheTerminator Sarah Connor]], to which Cisco and HR both chime in that she's more like Miles Dyson. Note that this means despite the various differences already seen from Earth-19, ''The Terminator'' and its first sequel are apparently exactly the same.
1378* Meta one. Ever since the last two seasons were about Barry trying to become faster then the villains fans were irritated by Barry calling himself the fastest man alive in the opening segments. Well seems like he can finally call himself that now.
1379** Another meta one: it turns out, we've been told who Savitar was for several episodes. [[ExactWords It's not "I am the future, Flash"...]]
1380* After being built up as possibly the only hope during their DarkestHour Tracy turns out to be [[DistaffCounterpart a female HR]] ''(albeit a DitzyGenius)''.
1381[[/folder]]
1382
1383[[folder:Episode 21: Cause And Effect]]
1384* A minor one in the midst of an incredibly tense and emotional moment, but when Savitar says he realized he wouldn't feel pain anymore if he simply '''became a god''', Barry tilts his head to the side just a touch and gives him a look bordering on an eye-roll, as if to say "oh Jesus, really future me? You're ''really'' this nuts? Do you even realize how crazy you sound when you talk like that? Pretty dang crazy is the answer."
1385* Right before his empty armor attacks Barry from behind, Savitar says, "My suit is cooler than yours." Which, honestly, ''is'' something Barry would say if he was evil.
1386* Before Cisco could tell Barry what he and Julian are going to do to him, Barry takes a look at the apparatus they are going to use, and he wonders if they're going to give him...a perm.
1387* After Barry loses his memories, one of the first things he does is ask if S.T.A.R Labs is a dentist's office.
1388** And when he starts freaking out, he checks his full name on his ID, asking if he should instead be called "[[ComicBook/{{Impulse}} Bart]]". Wally's form of helping is saying that "Bart" is a good name.
1389** He even accuses the rest of Team Flash about being the type of criminals who steal kidneys from people, checking himself for scars.
1390** After asking Wally how they know each other, and when told that they're brothers, Barry checks his hand to see what color his skin is.
1391** Julian's utter failure to reassure a panicky, amnesiac Barry.
1392-->'''Barry''': How do I know you haven't been experimenting on me?\
1393'''Julian''': We haven't! Well, okay, technically yes, but you were consenting!
1394* Cisco decides to test if Barry at least still remembers that he's the Flash via [[RunningGag the "Catch" test]]. The end result?
1395-->'''Julian''': Oh my lord.\
1396'''Cisco''': (with TheUnsmile) He's, like, God awful.\
1397'''Julian''': [[BrutalHonesty He's pathetic...]]
1398* This is Cecile's first time meeting Barry since learning he's the Flash...and she is just dumbfounded to know that not only is he currently suffering from amnesia, but also that it's ''Team Flash's'' fault.
1399* TheReveal that Barry's amnesia [[RippleEffectIndicator fucked over Savitar]]: Killer Frost is walking through an ominous warehouse, chewing out Savitar for just kneeling on the ground doing nothing. She even bangs on his helmet and asks if anyone's there. Suddenly Savitar springs up and looks like he's about to punish her for her insolence, but then he, in full armor and with his deep, modulated voice says "Who are YOU?" then looks down at his hands and says "WHO AM I??"
1400* Just the idea that Barry Allen was once a ''big'' fan of Anime/DragonBallZ. And Iris has no idea how to explain the show to him.
1401* An amnesiac Barry testifying in trial is one of these after another.
1402** Julian, who is feeding Barry his lines, can't resist sneaking in a line that has Barry [[ButHesoundsHandsome compliment Julian]].
1403* This exchange when "Bart" meets Killer Frost.
1404-->'''Bart:''' ([[{{Adorkable}} absolutely giddy]]) Are you a supervillain!?\
1405'''Kiler Frost:''' [Gives him a look that just screams "What do you think?"]\
1406'''Bart:''' Just asking.
1407* Definite MoodWhiplash, but after Barry [[TearJerker relearns that his parents are dead]], he suddenly dips into BulletTime, much to his shock and confusion.
1408* On Earth-19, ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' is the only entry in the Franchise/StarTrek franchise.
1409* Much like the last episode, there's much meta-amusement in how after the show's increasingly strained and confusing time travel rules, here the writers finally throw up their hands and say that after as much time travel as Barry has racked up, things just plain stop making sense, with Savitar explaining that the more you time travel the less it affects you.
1410[[/folder]]
1411
1412[[folder: Episode 22: Infantino Street]]
1413* Snart is quick to get his DeadpanSnarker on with Barry:
1414-->''(Snart has just asked Barry why he would ask for help again after the last time they worked together)''\
1415'''Barry:''' Iris.\
1416'''Snart:''' Ugh. Girlfriend.\
1417'''Barry:''' [[InternalReveal Fiancée.]]\
1418'''Snart:''' [[FlatJoy Mazel Tov.]]
1419* Cisco makes a pun about Snart being smart, causing the entire team to stare at him awkwardly. Cisco quickly [[INeedToGoIronMyDog makes up an excuse to leave]].
1420* H.R. realizes Tracey still doesn't know who the Flash is, so when they run into him unmasked, H.R. hastily blindfolds her with his hands.
1421* Team Flash (sans Barry) decide to hide Iris in Earth-2. The UnexpectedCharacter that was "waiting" for them was just as surprised as the audience was.
1422* Snart has a DoubleTake when Barry nonchalantly "introduces" him to Grodd. In spite of becoming a time traveler, a telepathic killer gorilla still seems to throw him by surprise.
1423* Cisco has a lengthy rant about the vault the team is about to break into, ending with how it cost ARGUS millions of dollars. By the time Cisco is done, Snart has already opened it without a hitch, and Barry deadpans that Lyla should ask for a refund.
1424* While trapped, Barry explicitly tells Snart ''NOT'' to look behind him, for Killer Shark is recovering from his anesthetic. Snart turns around, and for the very first time (in this series at least), our cool, calculating criminal has a real OhCrap on his face.
1425* When Snart is trapped with King Shark, Barry calls Cisco to quickly unlock the shark's containment unit. Fearing for his life, Snart throws in his own two cents: [[ShipperOnDeck putting in a good word to his sister]].
1426* With King Shark hidden in the fog, Snart is reminded of the famous SpecialEffectFailure of the mechanical shark from ''Film/{{Jaws}}'' that forced the film to keep it offscreen most of the time (and of course a huge LampshadeHanging on how the show is doing the same thing here).
1427[[/folder]]
1428
1429[[folder: Episode 23: Finish Line]]
1430* There's something oddly humorous about "Iris" casually spitting out a piece of gum. And then HR calling Joe "dad."
1431* Gypsy saves Cisco from Killer Frost and Savitar, and they resort to (classic ShipTease) bickering. Unrelated (or maybe not), but when they spring out of Gypsy's portal, Cisco winds up tumbling down the stairs.
1432[[/folder]]
1433
1434!!Season 4
1435[[folder: Episode 1: The Flash Reborn]]
1436* Cisco stating he hates teleporters. Not only is this HypocriticalHumor, but he is also probably reminded of [[BelligerentSexualTension Gypsy]].
1437* The following exchange from near the beginning:
1438-->'''Iris:''' Duck.\
1439'''Wally:''' I don't see no duck.\
1440(A few seconds later after Wally and Cisco get knocked over.)\
1441'''Wally:''' She meant the other duck.\
1442'''Cisco:''' Yeah, I cannot believe you actually thought she meant a duck duck.
1443* Wally wanted to rename the team "Team ''Kid'' Flash'' in Barry's absence only for everything to point how horrible the name is. Cisco's argument is that it [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking has too many syllables]].
1444* Wally can speak Japanese, which flabbergasts Cisco completely.
1445* The apparent FridgeBrilliance to the reason Barry's return was a delayed effect of the Speed Force Bazooka. Barry was just ''late'', that's all.
1446* Cecile asks Joe to get rid of his vintage jazz record collection. Iris puckishly reveals that she hit the wrong button for Joe, who replies those records are only leaving the house when he goes --- in his coffin. They're coming with him.
1447** Cecile then suggests burying them in advance and Joe can catch up with them later.
1448* Barry's coded message, which he keeps painting on walls, and which Cisco thinks is saying something important to possibly restore his sanity actually says....''This house is bitchin'.''
1449* The final scene has a big meta laugh as it's basically the crew saying "Okay, we heard you, screw any mystery about the BigBad, it's just ''this'' guy. You happy now?"
1450** There's also something anticlimactically funny about how The Thinker's last line literally is: "...I'm thinking..."
1451[[/folder]]
1452
1453[[folder:Episode 2: Mixed Signals]]
1454* Captain Singh welcomes Barry back by saying he's [[RunningGag late. Again]].
1455* Cisco showing off that he's a consultant for the CCPD as he walks in on the crime scene, and immediately blanches upon seeing the murder victim, telling them why they're showing it to him. It didn't occur to Cisco that he'd never be exposed to that gruesome scene if he wasn't shooting his mouth off...
1456** Cisco showing off his badge to onlookers.
1457--->'''Singh''': He knows that badge is plastic, right?
1458* Barry's sheer joy in the episode's start, which results in such scenes as a RiskyBusinessDance.
1459* Barry taking advantage of his speed in a unique way: Binge-watching shows in record time.
1460-->'''Barry''': Aw, [[Series/GameOfThrones Jon Snow died. Oh, he's alive!]]
1461* While waiting for their therapist, Barry and Iris see a paper with the headline "Mayor Queen is the Green Arrow". They wisely conclude they will deal with that later.
1462* Really, whole scene with Barry and Iris at the therapist, from listing all the people who have died, to trying to keep the fact that Barry is The Flash secret, to him having to deal with a crisis.
1463-->'''Barry''': (''Leaves'').
1464-->'''Iris''': You're gonna write down that he ran out of here, aren't you?
1465-->'''Dr. Finkle''': (''clicks pen'') Yes.
1466-->'''Iris''': 'Kay.
1467* Cisco talks about the tech guys from the magazines he read as a child. Wally cracks about "''those'' were the magazines you read as a teenager?"
1468** Later, Cisco is reading a fold-out with a motherboard, gushing over it like it's a beautiful woman. Enter Gypsy behind him.
1469* Barry rescues Kilg%re's second would-be victim from a car crash by ''dismantling the '''entire''' car'', leaving only the poor sap and the driver's seat he was on, and the seat harmlessly hits a barrier, followed by a wheel. We later learn that he brought the car, back in one piece, to STAR Labs.
1470* Because of Kilg%re shutting off Barry's comm, Barry has to use a ''payphone'' to call STAR Labs.
1471-->'''Automated Phone Voice''': [[AC:You have a collect call from-]]
1472-->'''Barry''': ''GUYS, HELP ME!''
1473-->'''Iris''': (panicked) We accept the charges!
1474* Cisco defends the inflation mode he added to Barry's suit, pointing out the possibility of Barry losing his powers while running on water. He is then asked why he didn't just add an air tank. He then concludes that's a good idea.
1475* When the rest of the team give Cisco shit for including a self destruct mode in Barry's suit, Cisco loudly reminds the others that they've faced Evil Barrys before.
1476* One of the holidays they celebrate on Earth 19 is ''Saint Shaquile O'Neil Day''.
1477[[/folder]]
1478
1479[[folder:Episode 3: Luck Be a Lady]]
1480* The Thinker as TheComicallySerious while spelling out Becky's crappy life in his usual ponderous tone.
1481-->'''Thinker''': Born in Sarasota, Florida, the first indignity in a life full of unfortunate circumstances.
1482* Becky takes "born unlucky" to new heights: She gets a bad coffee order, comes home to find her boyfriend making out with her best friend, has been rear-ended four times, identity stolen twice and a cat burglar once stole...her cat.
1483** Also Becky complains about her life on her My Space page. Yes, that's right: in 2017, she uses ''My Space.''
1484* Our introduction to Hazard's powers, causing various bits of chaos as she strolls into a bank and walks out with the cash, capped off by Barry slipping at full speed on a bunch of marbles, all scored to Frank Sinatra's rendition of the title song.
1485* The episode opens with Barry, Cisco and Caitlin playing laser tag against a group of adolescents...and [[EpicFail losing]]. The only person who didn't get hit was Caitlin!
1486-->'''Caitlin''': Wait, did you guys die already?
1487** The sheer fact that the Fastest Man Alive, a superhero with years of life-or-death combat experience against all kinds of enemies, probably the most dangerous person on his entire ''planet''...got creamed by a bunch of {{Muggle}} teenagers. Even without using his powers, you'd think he'd be a bit better at this!
1488** Cisco challenging the kids to a paintball match later, and subtly threatening them...only to have a VerbalBackspace because of the [[MamaBear mother]].
1489* Barry and Iris high-fiving each other because they're getting the wedding venue they wanted...because a couple broke up.
1490* The breakup cube that Jesse made for Wally. Which, apparently, is made out of cheap Atlantean plastic, according to Harry.
1491* Becky runs into her ex at a diner with his new girlfriend. One look and the guy is knocked down by a tray right before a woman with a plate of hot dishes. Cut to the Thinker and his aide watching while we hear him screaming in agony from what's been dumped on him.
1492-->'''Boyfriend''': Who makes soup so hot?...Are those live lobsters?!
1493* Harry and Cisco squabbling, ending with Harry storming out and mimicking Cisco.
1494* Barry, Harry, and [[OddNameOut Cisco]] find the source of the new metas: Rescuing Barry from the Speed Force released a localized burst of dark matter. They see that a bus route runs through the affected area, and Cisco immediately announces that they're dealing with a "busload" of new metahumans.
1495* With Iris growing paranoid with a luck-based meta human running around, she wants to get married to Barry ASAP. So, she calls Barry to meet her at a church...so they can piggy back off of a '''''[[CrossesTheLineTwice funeral]]'''''.
1496** When the priest wants to reset the altar, Iris instead grabs the funeral photo and flips it around.
1497** Then Barry quietly and quickly saying his full name (Bartholomew Henry Allen), very much embarrassed of his name, and Iris loudly stating her name.
1498** Then the priest ends up sick because an altar boy put in cinnamon in the incense, which he's allergic too. And then Iris asks the priest to walk it off.
1499* Harry tries to calm down his anger by throwing the [[DearJohnLetter break-up cube]], just for the cube to rebound off the wall and hit him on the head. Cisco shows up behind him and says it was golden.
1500** Does the setup of the two characters feel familiar to you? It's the [[StealthPun reverse]] of an almost similar moment from Season 1's "Out of Time". And ''practically in the very same room'', making things a whole lot funnier.
1501** Harry reveals the reason he's on Earth-1: he was such a jerkass to Jesse and the team he set up to support Jesse's superhero work that they voted him off the team and out of their ''universe''.
1502* The extreme TemptingFate scene with a goose flying into an airplane engine.
1503** Just the fact that the main pilot of the plane was...[[DissonantSerenity so tranquil]] during the whole time the plane is in trouble.
1504** The pilot was also clearly cast for his resemblance to Sully Sullenberger. You can just feel him thinking "Not again!"
1505* The reason why Becky's probability field is growing exponentially? She went back to the casino she worked at and is playing craps.
1506** [[FromBadToWorse And then she finds a slot machine]], causing Barry (when he shows up) to slip on some spilled quarters, causing him to ''somehow'' handcuff himself with the power-dampening cuffs on the way down. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Even Iris laughs a bit when she finds out.]]
1507-->'''Barry:''' [[HowIsThatEvenPossible How is this even ''possible?!'']]
1508* Meta: when this episode first aired, a lead-in to an Aflac commercial came on using clips from the episode.
1509* TheStinger: After Joe decides to listen to Cecile and get a new house, Cecile decides that they should stay, since she's pregnant. The jovial mood of the scene grinds to a halt (as does the background music) as Joe looks up in shock.
1510[[/folder]]
1511
1512[[folder:Episode 4: Elongated Journey Into Night]]
1513* A madman teleports into Cisco's pad and attacks him seemingly unprovoked. Cisco is mad...because all his TV memorabilia are getting destroyed.
1514* Barry and Joe walk into STAR Labs and meets Breacher, the aforementioned madman. Cisco walks in, and immediately introduces Barry as his "personal assistant" in a bid to impress him. Apparently, Breacher was told that Cisco, not Barry, owns the whole place.
1515* Breacher's reaction to Harry:
1516-->'''Breacher:''' You look like [[ContinuityNod someone I once sent my daughter to kill.]]\
1517'''Harry:''' ''(nonchalant)'' [[RunningGag I get that a lot.]]
1518* Caitlin walks in just as Breacher is leaving:
1519-->'''Caitlin:''' Why is the scariest person I have ever seen roaming our halls?\
1520'''Barry and Joe:''' ''(in unison)'' Cisco.
1521** And then Caitlin nods like that makes perfect sense.
1522* Iris' and Caitlin's playful ogling [[FairCop Ralph Dibny]], once again bringing up her schoolgirl crush on Oliver, favorably comparing the two, to Barry's annoyance.
1523-->'''Caitlin''': [[MrFanservice Oliver Queen]] is hot!\
1524'''Iris''': Amen, hallelujah.
1525* The sign that said 'Private Investigator' on Dibny's door now say's 'Private Dick'. Apparently a client was not happy with his attitude.
1526* After Barry and Joe leave Dibny's office, the Mayor's goons show up and then immediately threaten Ralph, holding him upside down by the legs from the top of a building, unknowingly awakening Ralph's powers, making him ''safely'' "dangle" down the building. Barry and Joe walk by apparently not noticing the whole spectacle, and had to double back when they did.
1527* The RunningGag of Joe's reactions to Ralph's stretching, from throwing up to just with an "oh, God" look on his face.
1528-->'''Joe''': [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Four years seeing this stuff]], I finally puked.
1529* Iris is right behind him screaming as she finds Ralph's leg in the hallway, grabbing his shoe and running to the lab yelling. There, Barry and Caitlin are trying to get Ralph to breathe as if he's giving birth.
1530** When Ralph sneezes, Iris apparently ''forgets she has Ralph's shoe in her hand'' and raises it to cover her face in shock.
1531** What really sells it is that while Iris is freaking out ''beautifully'', Barry is in full "yeah, this is our lives now" mode.
1532* Joe asks Ralph who the guys on the roof were.
1533-->'''Ralph''': Is that...really...the issue right now? [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Look. At. Me!]]
1534* Ralph's first act upon getting his powers under control? Making his gut vanish into six-pack abs.
1535-->'''Ralph''': I look like a Hemsworth!
1536* After getting on each other's nerves again, Barry tries punching Ralph, causing his fist to get stuck in Ralph's mouth.
1537* Breacher "challenges" Cisco into a hunt (with the latter as the prey), under a time limit of 24 hours. Breacher gives Cisco a headstart by counting down from 10, but it took until the count of 8 before he realized what the countdown was for, and bolts. Breacher then sighs before rushing the final three numbers before taking off after Cisco.
1538** Gypsy returns to them only to find both are gone. She didn't need a FacePalm to tell us [[OhNoNotAgain she knew that was going to happen...]]
1539* While packing up weaponry to deal with Breacher, Cisco pulls out a ''machete'', and Harry immediately cuts off his spiel of advice to say it's too much.
1540** It gets even funnier when you realize Cisco almost took a machete to fight Film/{{Machete}}.
1541* Ralph's reaction to his own stretchiness:
1542--> '''Ralph''': [[ToiletHumor I farted.]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext I'm still not sure if everything is where it belongs down there...]]
1543* The nonplussed way Barry disarms Bellows' DirtyCop goons. Instead of running in super speed, he's ''walking'', gingerly plucking the bullets out of the air, and setting the two to knock each other out, all in a general "just doing my chores," type apathy.
1544* When Ralph meets up with the Mayor to give him the photos of his affair in exchange for $200k, Ralph decides to stop blackmailing him, and tells him to keep the money. Ralph then threatens to link him to the bomb that was planted in his office if he doesn't leave him alone. [[DistinctionWithoutADifference It's pointed out that this is still blackmail.]]
1545-->'''Ralph''': ''Fine!'' [[InsaneTrollLogic I'm blackmailing you into not being blackmailed!]]
1546* Breacher thinks Ralph is a Plastoid, the beings who "ravaged my world." It turns out that the "ravaging" is less mass death and destruction and more that the Plastoids caused coffee crops to go extinct.
1547** Which is even funnier in a way as it means Breacher is from a world ''without'' being getting hyper on coffee.
1548* Ralph's stunned reaction when he discovers Barry is the Flash.
1549-->'''Ralph''': Seriously, dude? Most people get hit by lightning and die and you get super powers? I used to love the Flash now I have to hate the Flash...
1550* After the Mayor takes Joe hostage and attempts to escape via helicopter, Ralph stretches to hold the helicopter in place, and Barry runs up into it to disarm the Mayor, Joe chooses that moment to abruptly admit that Cecile is pregnant, genuinely confusing Barry. [[SmashCut Cut to commercial.]]
1551* The celebration at STAR Labs with Joe bringing in Cuban cigars for everyone. Barry is ''so'' enjoying his Cuban...
1552* [[Creator/DannyTrejo Breacher]] making the name Josh sound incredibly intimidating.
1553* Breacher's ComeOutComeOutWhereverYouAre while he's hunting Cisco. "Heeeeere, Cisky, Cisky, Cisky..."
1554[[/folder]]
1555
1556[[folder:Episode 5: Girls' Night Out]]
1557* While testing his powers with Team Flash in the Speed Lab, Ralph decides to show off by stretching his entire body. Felicity walks in, talks about her plans of having a bachelorette party with the female half of the team, then she sees Ralph, still in his stretched form.
1558** While talking with Barry, Felicity starts to ramble on about how statistically speaking most married couples eventually get divorced. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent While in the background]], Harry can be seen in the background immediately giving her the "kill the conversation" gesture with increasing obviousness. ''Harry,'' who to note was ''kicked out of his universe'' for having no people skills, has more tact than Felicity.
1559* Norvok shows up to the girls and only Caitlin recognizes him, with the others apparently thinking he's a stripper. ''Especially'' Felicity, who was asking him how long he is supposed to keep his clothes on...
1560* When Caitlin transforms into Killer Frost, she sighs about her sweater ("I hate pink.") She then takes a swig of champagne, lets out a burp...and it turns into a frozen cloud out of her lips.
1561* Creator/KateeSackhoff as Amunet. Something about the former Starbuck talking like a Cockney baddie is just hysterical.
1562-->'''Amunet''': Is there any part of the way I'm dressed that leads you to believe I want to be called "ma'am?"
1563* Frost tels Amunet she's out.
1564-->'''Amunet''': Out of what? Out of options, out of your mind, out of the closet, there are just so many "outs" for a lady in blue.
1565* Amunet offers to cut Frost in on a murder in exchange for some percentage.
1566-->'''Amunet''': And I'll throw in not killing you and that's only because I've got forgiveness in me kidneys!
1567-->'''Frost''': I think you mean heart.
1568-->'''Amunet''': Oh, no, no beat-beat in this chest, sister.
1569* The bachelor party, in contrast to the [[TheNamesake girls' night out]], is chock full of hilarity:
1570** Part of the party involves Cisco showing a film of Barry's childhood, from infancy to his adoption into the West family. Barry questions HOW exactly did Cisco collect all this?
1571** Ralph shows up, assuming the guys were doing some secret super-hero thing. When he learns this is a bachelor party, he's in total denial before insisting they join him.
1572** It turns out Ralph is the #1 customer at the "Golden Booty", complete with a framed photo of himself on the wall drunk as hell.
1573** Cisco concocts a special elixir that can get even Barry drunk. He spends the rest of the episode shitfaced and ping-ponging emotionally.
1574*** He constantly announces to everyone "I'M THE FLAAAAAASH!" Luckily, he's so drunk that nobody believes him.
1575*** He does a weird twitch, and when asked about it, he says [[FlashStep he went to get peanuts at the bar]].
1576*** At one point, Cisco notices that he seems to be close to tears and asks him about it. Barry, who has buffalo sauce all over his face, replies that nothing's wrong; he just ''really'' loves chicken wings.
1577*** After Joe's heartfelt talk with Joanie, Barry tearfully asks him [[Film/Titanic1997 why Rose didn't make room for Jack on the door]]. Made even funnier when a few months later the film's director actually comes out with an explanation, as if he watched this episode.
1578** The sheer horror of Joe realizing Cecile's daughter is a stripper.
1579** One of the strippers confronts Ralph over his theft of $20 from her. After he unintentionally confirms it, a fellow regular promptly smashes his "#1 Customer" plaque. [[SeriousBusiness Ralph makes a sharp gasp]], loudly shouts YouMonster, and attacks the guy, starting a BarBrawl. Joe tries to stop the chaos by announcing that he's a cop, only to get tackled by another patron. The scene is then punctuated by Drunk!Barry loudly proclaiming "I'M THE FLAAAAAASH!" as everyone continues to fight around him.
1580** Just because you're a cop or a CSI doesn't mean you're safe from the law when you're found in the middle of a BarBrawl. Since Joe gets knocked out, and Barry is currently out of his gourd, neither of them could explain the situation and this lands them all in the slammer.
1581** An elderly cellmate apparently finds Cisco's shoulders a [[SleepCute good place to rest his head on]]. Meanwhile, Barry is finally having a hangover, and was throwing up on the toilet.
1582** Harry shows up to bail Barry, Joe and Cisco out. He seems content until Ralph speaks up, and Harry begrudgingly adds him to the group. As they leave, the elderly cellmate doesn't realize that his "pillow" is now gone, and just harmlessly falls to the side.
1583** The next day the boys, except Ralph, agree to LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain.
1584* The girls return to STAR Labs.
1585-->'''Cecile''': Who was that Medusa man?
1586-->'''Felicity''': You know that is not a Cisco-approved codename.
1587* Frost decides to strip naked in front of the ladies to change and drives them out of the room.
1588-->'''Cecile''': Your father will kill me if you get killed at your bachelorette party!
1589-->'''Felicity''': That is some crazy logic and that means I'm in too!
1590* Frost explains she's awake when Caitlin is asleep.
1591-->'''Felicity''': Oh my God, you're like ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk! I said that with too much chutzpah. Dialing it back...
1592* Ralph going googly-eyed at Killer Frost merely because of her white hair, and loudly voicing his disappointment when she turns back into Caitlin.
1593* When they see Frost, Cisco and Barry are less upset and more just "oh, geez, this again?" Cisco openly says "I'm tired, can we we do this tomorrow?"
1594[[/folder]]
1595
1596[[folder:Episode 6: When Harry Met Harry]]
1597* Barry and Ralph getting mugged. Barry just has this goofy smile on his face when he realizes what's happening. Then they just ignore the guy and plot until he shoots Ralph. Naturally, the bullet bounces right back at him. He shoots him again. And gets a bullet in the ass. The kicker is Barry blaming Ralph for it.
1598** Even better, it's the same hapless mugger who tried to rob Barry all the way back in the first season. His luck hasn't changed much. And Barry's grin might be because he recognizes the mugger.
1599** While the two supers are discussing what they should do to him, the mugger can be clearly seen losing his patience (and mind).
1600* The argument between [=DeVoe=] and his assistant has funny moments made doubly funny by the fact that she is his wife.
1601** The Thinker talks with the last line first: "The only way it can end. With my victory." When she stares, he sighs "fine, let us take the long way" and they have the argument...which ends with that very same line.
1602* When the team is in the lab exhausted after an all-nighter, Caitlin casually mentions that the last time she felt this bad was when Killer Frost went to Burning Man. One of the most powerful metahumans in the world, known for her violent tendencies, stole the body from her goody two-shoes alternate personality just to attend a concert.
1603* Ralph, Barry, Cisco and Caitlin playfully mocking Harry when he mentions that he will call his friends.
1604** After bragging about having brainpower, Ralph accidentally sets the Lab to self-destruct. Everyone just sighs at this; Cisco almost falls asleep even! Ralph decides to TryEverything at the console to stop the self-destruct, until Harry brushes him aside, and stops the countdown with only ONE press of a button.
1605*** The fact that Star Labs even HAS a self-destruct button to begin with! Then again, it WAS built by an evil mad scientist...
1606* Barry and Joe realizing the statue of a lion has blood on its jaws.
1607-->'''Barry''': Do you remember back in the day when we wouldn't calmly consider a stone statue our prime suspect?
1608-->'''Joe''': No, I actually don't.
1609* The Council of Wells. Words cannot do justice to the hilarity of campy German Wells, Hugh Hefner Wells and Australian Cyborg Mad Max Wells snarking at each other.
1610** Then a Gandalf Wells randomly shows up, only for Harry to cut him off. [[TheFriendNobodyLikes All the other Wellses hate him.]]
1611-->'''Cyborg Wells''': Good on you. That dude was strange. (''[[HypocriticalHumor Takes a bite of a rat thing on a spit]]'')
1612** Even better is how he's accompanied by building, mystical music that abruptly cuts off when Harry punts him out of the conversation.
1613** Cisco's reaction which is basically "OF COURSE your only friends are yourself."
1614* Ralph's suit. The jokes write for themselves.
1615** He was so enthusiastic about finally suiting up, until Cisco tells him the tarp on the dummy isn't covering the suit, it ''is'' the suit.
1616** The fact that it's so small, it ''literally'' fits in the palm of Ralph's hand. Is Cisco finally getting close to the [[BrickJoke costume ring]] or something?
1617** Nearly every time Ralph appears in it, the first he does is try to adjust his crotch.
1618* The whole sequence with the T-Rex skeleton. Ralph tries the ''Film/JurassicPark'' "Don't move, they can only sense movement" strategy. It doesn't work.
1619-->'''Ralph:''' The movie is filled with lies!
1620* Caitlin mentions that Killer Frost once took them to Burning Man. Just imagine mild-mannered Caitlin's body at a hippie/hipster rager.
1621* When Cisco gets a full view of Hefner Wells' meat and two veggies, [[BrainBleach he doesn't take it well]].
1622-->'''Cisco''': Oh my God!
1623-->'''Hefner Wells''': What?
1624-->'''German Wells:''' I can see your frank and beans.
1625-->'''Hefner Wells''': C'mon now. I do my best thinkin' commando, plus it ain't like we all haven't seen it before.
1626-->'''Cisco''': ''(Horrified)'' I haven't seen it!
1627-->...
1628-->'''Cisco''': ''(Later, to Harry)'' I have your junk burned in my head.
1629* When discussing if Cisco was able to Vibe any more bus-metas, he mentions when he tried he ended up vibing himself and the traumatizing experience of what he either believed was his birth or his death.
1630* Ralph can apparently gauge a woman's measurements with astonishing accuracy just by looking at them. And even if her back was to him. [[SickAndWrong Iris and Caitlin, of course, aren't so thrilled with his little talent.]]
1631* When Barry and Iris take him to their councilor to have Ralph hypnotized to better remember his memory of the bus, he laughs it off as fairy tale bullshit...
1632-->'''Ralph''': Give it up Rookie this psycho hooie is never gonna work on me...\
1633''(smash cut as Iris and Barry are seated beside Dr. Finkle observing a deeply [[MoreHypnotizableThanHeThinks entranced Ralph]])''\
1634'''Dr. Finkle''': Well that was quick!
1635** Barry also asks Dr. Finkle if she can also fix Ralph's personality while he's under.
1636* An [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments incredibly sweet moment too]], but that big date [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Ralph]] was eluding to Caitlin was actually entertaining the injured little girl in the hospital. How? By using his elasticity to create ballon animals out of his limbs.
1637-->'''Little Girl''': ''(giggling)'' Do a giraffe next!\
1638'''Ralph''': ''(playfully smirking)'' Okay, but that might require some toes as well!
1639* Darkly funny, but when Barry exclaims that for the first time since they started Team Flash finally has the advantage against their [[BigBad nemesis]] when learning the Thinker's identity. Thus ensues a kick ass montage of Barry and Joe, holstering his gun, heading out to his residence, Iris prepped at her console to offer reconnaissance and support, Harry at the back door packing his energy rifle in case [=DeVoe=] tries to run, and Cisco/Vibe and Caitlin/Killer Frost suited up to and ready to breach in at a moments notice. Team Flash [[NoKillLikeOverkill is locked and loaded]] for a battle to end all battles, and then...they learn [=DeVoe=] is currently living as a mild mannered and disabled suburban house husband. Cue Barry and Joe's [[OhCrap shocked expression]].
1640[[/folder]]
1641
1642[[folder:Episode 7: Therefore I Am]]
1643
1644* When Barry brings up Devoe's love of samurai (as proof that he created Samuroid), Cisco and ''[[NotSoAboveItAll Harry]]'' just say "Who doesn't?"
1645* In [=DeVoe=]'s earlier classes, all his students are watching funny animal videos and playing with paper planes.
1646
1647[[/folder]]
1648
1649[[folder:Episode 8: Crisis On Earth-X, Part 3]]
1650* See Funny/CrisisOnEarthX
1651[[/folder]]
1652
1653[[folder: Episode 9: Don't Run]]
1654* Cisco and Harry complaining about how they're putting up the tinsel on the tree. Which then falls over.
1655* Doubling as a minor CMOA: after Iris [[BlatantLies insists she's not bitter with how Oliver and Felicity hijacked their wedding]], [[TakeThat Barry dumps their wedding present onto the return pile]].
1656* Cisco gets what he assumes to be a break-up cube from Gypsy and plays it in front of everyone, despite Harry pleading that it isn't and that he ''really'' should play it in private. It turns out to be holographic sexting.
1657--> '''Cisco''': Joe, do you mind if I-
1658--> '''Joe''': [[BrainBleach Take that to your house.]]
1659* In a deleted scene, Ralph tries to get his Netflix to work and accidentally sets off the STAR Labs alarm, prompting Barry to super-speed back from his honeymoon with Iris. Barry has to ''hold Iris back'' from attacking Ralph.
1660-->'''Barry:''' You'd kill him.\
1661'''Iris:''' I ''would'' kill him...
1662** Once again, Ralph tries various button presses to stop the alarm, and ''once again'' it was only defused with '''ONLY ONE''' press of a button.
1663** For [[FreezeFrameBonus extra hilarity]], there's Barry's face when he's holding back his wife.
1664** Barry also snaps at Ralph on how "hard it is to run [[AgonyOfTheFeet in flip-flops]]."
1665* Caitlin's baffled, awkward reaction to finding her friends have been hanging out with her amoral SplitPersonality without her knowledge, especially the way they make it sound like some kind of Series/HowIMetYourMother-esque wild night. Cisco and Harry don't seem to get what's so weird about it, [[{{Jerkass}} until Ralph makes it worse by insulting Caitlin]].
1666** There's some grim humor in the fact that Caitlin runs off to Jitters to get some space, only to find out that they named a drink after Killer Frost. Despite being bummed about it, she ends up ordering it. And apparently enjoying it, to her chagrin.
1667** And Amunet loves it too.
1668* Just the idea of Amunet wearing a Santa cap on top of her usual nutty outfit.
1669-->'''Amunet''': A sprinkle of enthusiasm would not kill you.
1670* We learn that Mick gave Barry and Iris ''40 toasters'' as wedding presents!
1671-->'''Barry:''' He said that there was some kind of [[StealthPun fire sale]]...\
1672{{Beat}}
1673-->'''Iris:''' He stole them.\
1674'''Barry:''' He definitely stole them.
1675* After three years as the Flash, you can tell how tired Barry is of fighting megalomaniacs. Even after [=DeVoe=] successfully kidnaps him, Barry never takes his boasting about his superior mind remotely seriously.
1676-->''[[=DeVoe=] hovers into view on his CoolChair]''\
1677'''Barry:''' [[DullSurprise Wow. What an entrance.]]
1678* Amunet complains about how [[WantsAPrizeForBasicDecency she hasn't stabbed, punched or shoved metal rods into Caitlin]]. When Caitlin gives her a lovely "really?" look, Amunet shrugs "Today, anyway."
1679* Cisco/Vibe owns Amunet:
1680-->"Are you a time traveller? 'Cause those white-girl-dreads came straight from the Nineties!"
1681** And as the group is fleeing, Ralph takes the time to [[CasanovaWannabe flirt with Amunet]], only interrupted when Cisco literally drags him through the breach.
1682* Amunet's hilariously squicked-out face as Caitlin removes the metal shard ''she put into Dominic's neck in the first place.''
1683[[/folder]]
1684
1685[[folder:Episode 10: The Trial of the Flash]]
1686
1687* Cisco and Harry need Killer Frost to stop Fallout. Caitlin says she can't just bring her out by snapping her fingers, she has to be angry or scared. Cisco (clearly trying not to scream at her) points out that if Fallout explodes, he'll kill everyone in the city, including "the birds, the trees, the fish, the puppies!"
1688-->'''Cisco:''' Puppies are going down because you didn't want to SHOW UP FOR WORK!
1689-->'''Caitlin''': ''(eyes glowing)'' Thanks.
1690** By the time she exits the breach, she's in full Frost mode and asking "is this business or a social call?"
1691[[/folder]]
1692
1693[[folder:Episode 11: The Elongated Knight Rises]]
1694* Joe having to negotiate with a robber who took a bank hostage, and the latter has trouble making up his mind about his demands. They include the conventional private plane, but also a hybrid car and a ''salad''.
1695* The robber demanding who the newcomer is, and Ralph pauses then consults STAR Labs, because they ''still'' didn't give him a moniker yet. Team Flash just stare at Cisco.
1696* Ralph abruptly taking the bomb causing the robber to detonate it. Ralph absorbs the blast, expanding like a balloon, and then releasing it like he was [[ToiletHumor cutting some cheese]]. And the robber faints during the "release".
1697* Ralph brushes off the bomb.
1698-->'''Ralph''': My cells are completely polygmaized!
1699-->'''Caitlin''': You mean polayarmized.
1700-->'''Ralph''': Exactly!
1701* The entire fact that the title is a takeoff of [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises one of the darkest and grittiest comic book movies ever]], and being applied to a character as inherently silly as the Elongated Man.
1702* Cisco's reaction to the mug shot of Prank and Trickster is to groan on "what were they ''wearing'' back then?!"
1703* Cisco realizes the reason his favorite gum vanished is because Prank and Trickster bombed the company. Harry notes they have it on his Earth, causing Cisco to be awed.
1704* Ralph notes Trickster working with his mother and "I have a strict policy about fighting terrorist with an Oedipus Complex."
1705* Cisco and Harry have refined bringing out Killer Frost even further, now just simultaneously shouting the name of Caitlin's childhood bully.
1706* Vibe and Killer Frost come to rescue the hostages.
1707-->'''Frost''': Or we could just kill Trickster and Prank.
1708-->'''Vibe''': Remember that talk about murdering our way through our problems? We don't do that!
1709-->'''Frost''': Yet.
1710* Ralph makes a bold dramatic entrance in his new costume, showing off...then isn't sure whether to cross his arms or have hands on hips for the right heroic pose.
1711* Prank's utterly hysterical pout after being busted.
1712* When the reporters [[BrickJoke finally]] dub Ralph's superhero name, one that he hates even though he [[AppropriatedAppelation unintentionally suggested it himself]], it was ''[[NotSoAboveItAll Harry]]'' who first makes it "official", followed by the rest of the team.
1713* When Ralph is in the medical room after getting harmed by the Axid, Iris says that they’ve found his Kryptonite. [[LockedOutOfTheLoop Ralph asks what the hell she’s talking about]], and everyone just groans and clearly think ‘Really, Ralph?’ (Though honestly, especially given that he was left out of Crisis On Earth X, Ralph really has no way of knowing what Kryptonite is).
1714* Prank demonstrates the power of [[HollywoodAcid Axid]] by melting a ''[[TheCameo Beebo]]'' with it.
1715-->''"Beebo has an [[{{Understatement}} owie]]."''
1716[[/folder]]
1717
1718[[folder:Episode 12: Honey, I Shrunk Team Flash]]
1719* When Team Flash worries about Barry in prison, it shows Barry playing cards with his fellow inmates...and cheating.
1720* The new mayor [[TemptingFate boasting of the city's new meta- and villain-proof building]]. Cue the building being shrunk and vanishing right in front of her.
1721-->'''Mayor''': I hate this city.
1722* Psychic Cecile. Compared to how most people would react to suddenly hearing peoples' thoughts, Cecile has the time of her life.
1723** Cisco tests her powers by playing guess the number with her.
1724-->'''Cecile''': 3, 11, 25, 3 again, [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Bulbasaur]]. What the hell is a Bulbasaur?
1725** She then starts dismissing everyone's theories on where her powers are coming from, before they can even voice them.
1726-->'''Cecile''': (''to Caitlin'') I was not on the bus. (''to Joe'') I was ''not'' abducted by aliens! (''to Iris'') I did not [[WesternAnimation/{{Vixen}} inherit a magical totem from my grandmother]]. (''to Cisco'') Why are you still thinking about Bulbasaur?!
1727-->'''Cisco''': He's the cutest one!
1728*** She openly giggles about hearing everyone at a crime scene and yelling "thief!" at a woman stealing staplers from her office.
1729* Harry rants on Barry being in jail.
1730-->'''Harry''': As a former prisoner, I can tell you...
1731-->'''Cisco''': Nah, that was gorilla prison.
1732-->'''Harry''': Gorilla prison is worse, they throw their scat at you!
1733* Joe notes the name of Sylbert Rundine.
1734-->'''Iris''': Why is it [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall every villain in this city has a name that sounds like it came out of a comic book?]]
1735* Mini Ralph and Cisco. Especially Cisco, whose normal snark seems doubled in size compared to his body.
1736** Joe saying that they have "bigger problems" while staring at his shrunk teammates.
1737** At one point Iris steps on what she thinks is gum and it gets stuck on her shoe. It's actually Ralph, who has this to say:
1738--->'''Ralph:''' I'm a gumshoe, not gum on a shoe!
1739* The return of Dr. Finkel as she listens to Joe and Cecile. Cecile quickly realizes she's actually writing her grocery list on her pad.
1740** Poor Finkel can't understand why Cecile is snapping at Joe thinking of a pink elephant.
1741* Iris apologizes for putting the guys in a hamster cage and thus puts them on...the Lego set Cisco was using to mark her murder.
1742-->'''Ralph''': Why do you guys have a giant Lego set anyway?
1743-->'''Iris''': It is a three-dimensional model of the place where I was predestined to be brutally murdered by a twisted future version of Barry.
1744-->'''Harry''': But what a difference a year makes.
1745* Caitlin has to carry Ralph in her palm for "the big boy's room."
1746* Cisco relates he knows Harry's plan failed.
1747-->'''Cisco''': It's all over your face! It's like a giant IMAX!
1748[[/folder]]
1749
1750[[folder:Episode 13: True Colors]]
1751* Ralph is coming to his office when his nose wiggles at the smell of a horrible sandwich. He sighs as he opens to find old "friend" Earl Cox passed out on the couch. Ralph calls out for the cops and Earl shoots awake, saying it wasn't him.
1752* Earl offers to cut Ralph in on a job.
1753-->'''Earl''': Clear your calendar, Slim. Cause I've got a score that'll knock your honey-glazed holiday ham into next Christmas.
1754-->'''Ralph''': Yeah, I don't think any of those words mean what you think they do.
1755* Cisco notes how Wolfe is always looking smug in his Italian suits and how "he's literally a wolf in sheep's clothing!"
1756* Ralph discovers he can perfectly shape-shift into other people when he shows up to STAR Labs and offhandedly rants about bumping into Earl...while unknowningly morphing into him. And after Cisco brings up a video feed, it takes Ralph a while to realize that it's ''him'' he's looking at.
1757** This development leads to him attempting to impersonate Warden Wolfe to call off his deal, with Richard Brooks getting to show his physical comedy chops as even walking is tricky as another person.
1758** Ralph shows up to Barry's appeal hearing as [=DeVoe=]. When the judge points out that [=DeVoe=] is supposed to be ''dead'', having been left in Barry's loft, Ralph basically shrugs.
1759** The completely befuddled expression on Marlise's face when Ralph-as-[=DeVoe=] shows up and testifies is hilarious. One can only imagine what she's thinking.
1760* Becky wants to stay in her cell.
1761-->'''Becky''': The last time I had my powers, I nearly destroyed the city.
1762-->'''Mina''': Yeah, she can stay.
1763* Ralph, disguised as Wolfe, asks for a mug. It's slid his way and he fails to grab it as his motor skills are off. "That's on you, bro."
1764* Amunet less upset and more with some amusement when Ralph's disguise fails. She fires off metal at him and actually stomps her foot as he dodges it.
1765* Becky cites the exact way Barry injured his hand. When he's surprised she knows so much about such things, she basically answers she's broken enough bones to know.
1766* After her pep talk to him, an inspired Ralph thanks "Frosty Oprah!" Frost just gives a "de nada" shrug.
1767* Amunet's YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe face when Becky's bad luck field makes Wolff's corrupt guards drop a sleep grenade at their feet. And then Amunet accidentally shoots them all as she's falling over.
1768-->'''Amunet:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I don't pay me enough for this!]]
1769
1770
1771[[/folder]]
1772
1773[[folder:Episode 14: Subject 9]]
1774
1775* Cisco complains about having to crash at Ralph's place as his futon is damp...as he sweats a lot.
1776-->'''Cisco''': Ralph, I love you, but dude you sleep on a futon.\
1777'''Caitlin''': A futon isn't that bad.\
1778'''Cisco''': It is when it's DAMP!!!\
1779''(Caitlin and Iris give a cautious side eye to Ralph)''\
1780'''Iris''': Why is it damp?\
1781'''Ralph''': I sweat a lot.\
1782'''Iris''': [[DeadpanSnarker You nasty]].
1783* Going through a lost and found box, Ralph claims to have found his old retainer. Cisco chuckles...until Ralph slips the retainer into his mouth like it's fresh.
1784* Cisco is bugged that they can't use the nickname Soundwave for Izzy as "it's already been taken by a Transformer."
1785** Also, the fact that it was ''Ralph'' who came up with it.
1786* Cecile complains that she can hear Joe's thoughts and dreams which makes sleep impossible.
1787* When trying to track down Izzy, Cisco assumes that they already checked her website with no success. [[FailedASpotCheck Turns out nobody did]].
1788-->'''Ralph''': Well, has anyone checked her website?\
1789'''Cisco''': ''(Chuckling)'' Dibs, of course we checked her website.\
1790''(Barry, Iris and Caitlin all give each other an awkward look)''\
1791'''Cisco''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Nobody checked her website]]?!? ''IRIS!!!''\
1792'''Iris''': ''(typing into her console)'' Yeah, yeah I'm on it!
1793* When Izzy leaves, Ralph mentions he might be able to convince her to stay with a "You know" hallway speech (like the ones he's been on the receiving end of).
1794-->'''Cisco:''' Then why aren't you doing that? GO!\
1795'''Ralph:''' Alright, jeez, I wasn't sure if you guys drew straws for this...
1796* Harry builds a large helmet for Cecile to mute her mind-reading to sleep. He's confused why she's angry until she puts it on, asking how the hell she can sleep with a fifty-pound metal helmet on her head.
1797** The fact that, completely by accident for a different job, Harry created the cerebral inhibitor the gang wanted to use on Thinker.
1798* To find Izzy, Ralph encourages Cisco to "use your ESPN."
1799[[/folder]]
1800
1801[[folder:Episode 15: Enter Flashtime]]
1802
1803* Cisco complains that he's been opening breaches for Barry to train with for too long, and his shoulders hurt. Barry refuses to rub his shoulders, so Cisco insists on taking a 5-minute break. Barry tries to protest but Cisco '''loudly''' grumbles for his break while waltzing out of the Speed Lab. When Barry and Iris get to the Cortex and Caitlin is rubbing Cisco's shoulders.
1804* Harry sent Jesse an apology cube in an attempt to mend fences...and she came back to return it because he didn't actually record any message.
1805-->'''Harry:''' It's the thought that counts.
1806* When Jesse showed up, Barry (who was obscured from the camera by Cisco’s profile) tilts his body in a way that only his head is showing, just to say "Wally's not here."
1807* Harry shows off the early inhibitor model.
1808-->'''Jesse''': Looks clunky.
1809-->'''Harry''': That's what she said. Literally, that's what she said.
1810[[/folder]]
1811
1812[[folder:Episode 16: Run, Iris, Run]]
1813
1814* The suit-wearing Mr. Frye is openly insulted by the idea of him being on the bus.
1815-->'''Frye''': Do I look like I take public transit?
1816* Cisco, naturally, mocks Frye's British accent.
1817* Harry uses the thinking helmet to mock Ralph a bit with stuff like not wearing underwear. Ralph just smirks and points out Harry's cap is literally on fire.
1818* Cisco and Harry get into an argument with Harry copying Cisco's words in a loud voice.
1819* Caitlin presses Cisco to help Harry.
1820-->'''Cisco''': He's trying to match his intellect with a madman whose innovations are warping his brain. Have you not seen ''Film/SpiderMan2''?
1821-->'''Caitlin''': No.
1822-->'''Cisco''': How do you live with yourself?
1823* When Barry's speed is transferred to Iris, he finally gets to see how annoying it is when he speeds off in the middle of a conversation.
1824* In a callback to Barry first getting his powers, Iris is running on a treadmill and can't slow down; when she stops suddenly, she's thrown into a box of styrofoam packing peanuts.
1825* Iris switching clothes with Caitlin right before she has to go out and fight a fire and her saying "Sorry, Cait." Caitlin's adorable expression makes it even funnier.
1826* When Cisco makes Iris a real suit, she changes into it and throws her clothes at him. He's not impressed.
1827-->'''Cisco''': I've got hangers!
1828[[/folder]]
1829
1830
1831[[folder:Episode 17: Null and Annoyed]]
1832* Director Kevin Smith ups the Jason Mewes cameo from his first episode with Jay and Silent Bob as security guards.
1833* Ralph's solution to prevent [=DeVoe=] from jumping to his body? Withdraw his head into his body like a turtle. And after the training is over they try to call Ralph out from his "shell"; he has trouble hearing them.
1834* The discussion of stand-up comedy:
1835-->'''Ralph:''' An improv group of superheroes! We could take it to Washington, we'd be the Franchise/DCComics!
1836* Harry demands no interruptions. Right on cue, Breacher exits a portal and grabs Cisco by the throat.
1837-->'''Breacher''': I need your help!
1838-->'''Cisco''': Kind of...mixed messages here.
1839* Breacher is up front on how he was fighting a horde of vampires, obviously not grasping that's not a normal thing on Earth-1.
1840* The utterly ridiculous cardboard cutout Cisco has of himself in a pose pointing at himself that's used for target practice.
1841** Breacher buries a machete right through the head.
1842* Jesse L. Martin hamming it up as Ralph-as-Joe-West. And then there's Barry's brief OhCrap when he realized what just happened.
1843* The only thing funnier than the sight of Barry floating to the ceiling with Iris holding a rope attached to his foot? His expression of how he's now used to crazy stuff happening to him.
1844* When Barry shows up to slap the cuffs on Null at the bank (making himself invisible as he runs by), she remarks "Didn't see that coming." [[ExactWords She then clarifies the intent of that remark by pointing Barry to the direction of a speck in the sky.]]
1845-->'''Null''': See, [[DisneyVillainDeath I call it my getaway car...]]
1846-->(cut to the speck; it's a car with a screaming driver plummeting to the ground)
1847* At the end, Ralph saves Barry from falling by inflating himself into a balloon to cushion the fall. Barry was grateful, until Ralph releases some gas. Cue Barry's horrified look (the way Ralph was positioned, guess ''where'' Barry landed exactly?).
1848* The sight of Breacher in a goofy pair of shorts and Hawaiian shirt.
1849-->'''Breacher''': I looked into my knife and I saw an old man.
1850-->'''Cisco''': Have you never looked in a mirror before?
1851-->'''Breacher''': I am not a teenage girl!
1852** Breacher mentions he's going to a "dragon farm on Earth-47" with Cisco chuckling before he realizes he's serious.
1853[[/folder]]
1854
1855[[folder:Episode 18: Lose Yourself]]
1856* Cisco mentions how Harry wears his Thinking Cap to the bathroom.
1857-->'''Cisco''': I wonder what kind of problem he needs to be solved there! No...no, I don't.
1858* The gang find what they think is a portal for the Thinker and are prepared. Out comes...Edwin in a robe and pajamas, whistling as he puts his mail into a box. And when they call out, he yelps and falls backward into another portal.
1859* Team Flash tracks Edwin Gauss down to a hippie commune. Ralph complains about the smell, and Barry advises the others not to touch anyone.
1860-->'''Ralph''': Unwashed flower child, have you seen this man?
1861* Cisco getting ''really'' into putting together an Enterprise model, complete with paraphrasing Scotty.
1862* Edwin somehow mishearing "The Thinker" as "The Ponderer", which he pronounces as ominously as possible.
1863* It's a blink-and-you-miss-it moment, especially with the sad tone of the scene, but we get a brief glimpse of the notes Caitlin and Killer Frost have been leaving each other:
1864-->"Still say you should make 'scan, Caitlin, scan' a thing - K.F."
1865-->"You don't have to leave the freezer open. I get it. Let's decide what 'room temp' is for us."
1866-->"Borrowed your car. Had a little accident. Upside: you have a new convertible - K.F."
1867[[/folder]]
1868
1869[[folder:Episode 19: Fury Rogue]]
1870* The group discuss Siren-X and Iris mentions that she has the same power as Black Siren, the Earth-2 version of Laurel Lance. Naturally, Snart asks who she is. Cisco proceeds to go on a rapid-fire explanation about the convoluted history of Laurel Lance[[note]]She is dead and is the second Black Canary, having taken the position from her sister Sara, who is ''also'' dead but is brought back and has taken the mantle White Canary, etc..[[/note]] that seems to be a [[SelfDeprecation meta joke / poking fun]] at the Arrowverse's confusing treatment of ComicBook/BlackCanary. Eventually Barry has to interrupt him, while Snart looks positively [[MindScrew flummoxed]].
1871[[/folder]]
1872
1873[[folder:Episode 21: Harry and the Harrisons]]
1874* Iris is very excited of researching about [=DeVoe=] before writing the exposé.
1875* Kicked off the Council of Wells, Harry is forced to team up with the rejects that Cisco put together. Including returning weirdo H. Lothario Wells and two new additions: H.P. Wells, a poet in a beret and thick French accent. And Sonny Wells. Who is Creator/AndrewDiceClay in all but name.
1876-->'''Sunny''': Be kind, rewind.
1877-->'''Harry''': Be kind, rewind?
1878-->'''Cisco''': They're still on VHS.
1879** Harry's "please, shoot me" reaction through it all is the icing on the cake.
1880* The team isn't happy about the idea of recruiting Amunet.
1881-->'''Barry''': She kidnapped you. She tried to sell me into meta-slavery!
1882-->'''Iris''': [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And she ruined my bacheloerette party!]]
1883* It's not clear what's funnier: The photo of a pre-powers Amunet in a perky pink flight attendant uniform or that her real name is...Leslie Jocoy.
1884* When they first meet, Amunet is using an "American accent"...which just means Katee Sackhoff speaking in her normal voice.
1885* Amunet loves the "little hidey-hole!" for the Flash's suit.
1886* When Amunet asks Caitlin what the latter thinks the former did before becoming a Metahuman, Caitlin’s answer is a [[NationalStereotypes British nanny]].
1887* Amunet reveals in a funny way that she already knew that Barry was the Flash. She [[EatingTheEyeCandy gushes a bit over Barry's appearance]] before and after he takes off his mask.
1888** Meanwhile, Iris is just giving a "oh, go ahead" wave with the look of being through this so many times.
1889* Amunet keeps referring to Caitlyn as "Caty" (Katee).
1890* Amunet complains about being robbed by some "naughty boy...or girl....or non-binary gendered individual."
1891* Amunet is ready to kill Norvok.
1892-->'''Iris''': No killing!
1893-->'''Amunet''': That was not a stipulation when I agreed to join this crew!
1894** She does back down as "it's a bit time-consuming to remove blood from metal."
1895[[/folder]]
1896
1897[[folder:Episode 22: Think Fast]]
1898* [=DeVoe=]'s assault on the A.R.G.U.S. facility is both terrifying and hilarious. Of special note is the moment when he [[EvilIsPetty puts his attack on hold and tosses a marble, just so a surviving guard can trip on it]].
1899* Caitlin starts the episode in [[RunningGag a therapy session with Dr. Finkle]]] and has to cut it short because of the latest emergency:
1900-->'''Caitlin''': You don't charge by the hour, do you?
1901-->'''Dr. Finkle''': (''smiles'') For you and your friends...by the ''quarter'' hour.
1902* Harry's further deteriorating intelligence, while situational BlackComedy, is still very entertaining
1903** He trips on a chair twice, and thinks aloud that it came out of nowhere.
1904** In the end Cisco proposes to find Harry a room that has ''no'' chairs.
1905** Harry shows everyone Iris' blog and says that the blog is not hers, but from an anonymous contributor.
1906** Iris' investigation on Marlize in her flat is interrupted by Harry's pounding on the door and shouting, "West-Allen!" Iris finally answers him, and sees Harry is knocking on her neighbour's door.
1907* Barry zooms the real Diggle to S.T.A.R. Labs while his friends actually prepare themselves for his [[RunningGag super speed vomit aftershocks]]. They even argue about what garbage can they should use.
1908-->'''Barry''': I'll just go get [Dig].\
1909''(he rushes off before the others can get a word in edgewise)''\
1910'''Cisco''': TRASH CAN!\
1911''(Iris and Caitlin Nod and all three scramble around the lab)''\
1912'''Iris''': ''(picks up the recycling)'' What about the recycling...?\
1913'''Caitlin''': Nope...\
1914'''Cisco''': I got it, I got it, I got it...\
1915''(holds up the transparent waste bin)''\
1916'''Caitlin''': ''(handing him their solid grey can)'' Really!\
1917'''Cisco''': It seemed like a good at the time.\
1918''(Barry Rushes in and without looking Cisco hands the can to the disoriented Diggle without looking, who quickly takes it and hurls his inside out)''\
1919'''Barry''': I'm so sorry! I'm so, so sorry!\
1920''(Dig throws up again, as Iris hands him an already prepared water bottle while glaring at Barry)''
1921** Once Barry returns with Diggle, he flat out tells Barry [[WhatTheHellHero “I hate you”]].
1922* Joe being the PanickyExpectantFather. He complains about Wally not being here when they need him, reasoning that since [[Series/LegendsOfTomorrow he's on a time machine]] he should be there at any time, and thinks about bringing a ''katana'' to the hospital in case a [[MechaMooks Samuroid]] shows up.
1923* Cecile gains a new ability that temporarily rewrites her personality to match those of people around her, including a random pizza delivery guy (who's talking in SurferDude speak), Caitlin, and then Joe!
1924** When Cecile temporarily mimics Joe, ''she'' becomes the PanickyExpectantFather. And while Joe only thought about bringing the Samuroid katana, she's actually ready to leave for the hospital while ''holding it in her hand''.
1925[[/folder]]
1926
1927[[folder:Episode 23: We Are the Flash]]
1928* Ralph's solution to the Thinker reading all his moves and anticipating his attacks? Think of only what he loves, resulting in him CallingYourAttacks...with shrimp dishes.
1929* Crossing with awesome: during their FoeTossingCharge escape from [=DeVoe=]'s mind, Ralph holds on to Barry's back, ''as a cape''.
1930* After Harry is healed, he and Cisco have a heartwarming moment involving the iconic exchange between Kirk and Spock from ''Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan''. Iris proceeds to smile at Barry and say "Franchise/StarWars". Barry, being the geek he is [[SeriousBusiness shakes his head in disgust]] and gives her a silent "no".
1931* At the end, Barry tells Joe that they have a toast to the new baby. Everyone looks around uncomfortable, and Barry repeats what he said. And then Wally shows up with a tray of champagne flutes. Barry's [[RunningGag tardiness]] seems to have rubbed off on him.
1932* This wonderful exchange at Jenna's homecoming party:
1933--> '''Iris:''' We're next, you know.
1934--> '''Barry:''' Wait, you want to have -- what do you mean? You want to have a baby now? What do you mean? Right ''now''?
1935--> '''Iris:''' Barry.
1936--> '''Barry:''' What?
1937--> '''Iris:''' Relax.
1938--> '''Barry:''' I'm fine.
1939--> '''Iris:''' Are you? I just meant someday.
1940--> '''Barry:''' Yeah.
1941--> '''Iris:''' [[TemptingFate Not anytime in the near future.]]
1942--> '''Barry:''' Right.
1943--> '''Iris:''' Oh my God. Let me just get you a refill so you can relax.
1944* And who shows up at the door right after?
1945--> '''Nora:''' Hi!
1946--> '''Barry:''' Hi.
1947--> '''Nora:''' [steps inside the house] We need to talk.
1948--> '''Barry:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]
1949--> '''Nora:''' Wow, [[BrickJoke this house is bitchin'!]]
1950--> '''Cisco:''' [''finishes his Champagne''] [[FlatWhat Huh?]]
1951* It should be a very serious moment, when it's revealed that the "Mystery Girl" is Barry's daughter. But let's face it, who else but Barry's daughter would screw up the timeline (not counting the Legends).
1952[[/folder]]
1953
1954!! Season 5
1955[[folder: Episode 1: Nora]]
1956* Cisco's reaction to the big bombshell of Nora's parentage:
1957--> '''Cisco:''' [[INeedAFreakingDrink Anybody need a refill?]] No, just me.
1958* Barry wears an old Flash suit that's not only too small, it ''literally stinks''. Apparently, that particular suit was last used during a fight against King Shark.
1959* Cisco's utter glee at Barry ''finally'' using the Flash Ring to change into his costume...only for him to become deflated when Nora sheepishly reveals ''he'' didn't design it...[[ComicBook/TheAtom Ryan Choi]] did.
1960* Team Flash being constantly both annoyed and amused about how behind Ralph is in the mythology of the Arrowverse.
1961** Just the look on Ralph's face. It's like he has just made a huge discovery.
1962** Back in the previous season, whenever the Team referred to Harry as being from Earth-2, Ralph mistook it to mean that Harry was "from Earth also". And Caitlin makes a silent nod that Ralph had a point there.
1963-->'''Ralph''': You guys really need to make a welcome pamphlet or a powerpoint or something...
1964* Singh tells Barry that some work "piled up" during his absence. That turns out to be roughly twenty boxes of case files.
1965* Nora proves that being a speedster named Allen that can ''not'' time-travel without screwing up the timeline isn't the only thing that's genetic: so is apparently the inability to '''not talk about''' the future. Team Flash has to repeatedly tell Nora "spoilers" whenever she mentions something from her time such as the Flash Museum or the name of the episode's villain, Gridlock.
1966** ''Then'' when dealing with said metahuman, the Team gets the idea to simply ask Nora who Gridlock is...only for her to reveal that she has no idea. The curator for the Flash Museum apparently scrubbed the identity of all Flash's enemies for legal reasons.
1967** Cisco is unimpressed with Gridlock's name, only to accidentally give it to him during the climax.
1968-->'''Cisco''': I am fortune's fool.
1969* Joe’s reaction to learning that Cecile might still be able to read minds is ''priceless''.
1970* Cisco being hungover for half the episode. He used the champagne at Jenna's homecoming as an opportunity to throw himself a pity party over his breakup with Gypsy.
1971** At one point, while a SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoment is occurring in the foreground of the shot with Iris proudly watching her daughter race around the speed lab, in the background Caitlin is seen checking out a passed out Cisco.
1972* When trying to figure out where Nora is supposed to stay, it's revealed S.T.A.R. Labs has a lounge. Which Joe knew about all along, apparently using it as a place to sneak naps.
1973[[/folder]]
1974
1975[[folder: Episode 2: Blocked]]
1976* Upon learning Nora was never TrappedInThePast, Cisco bemoans that he had to cash in his own credits to pay for the reverse tachyon tech instead of a trip to Fiji. Before Ralph can even open his mouth, Cisco hammers down that he is ''not'' taking him to Fiji.
1977** Of course, this is a guy who can ''[[ForgotAboutHisPowers teleport]]''.
1978* Nora's attempts to fit in as a present-day CSI are marred due to how she forgets major technologies from her time haven't been invented yet.
1979** When she asks about one device, Barry replies, "I don't even think we have some of those ''words'' yet!"
1980* The entire episode's B plot, wherein Ralph shares the step-by-step guide to curing heartbreak he invented to help Cisco get over Gypsy.
1981** The list itself is filthy, clearly well-used, and full of zany {{Freeze Frame Bonus}}es.
1982** Step one is ''Shark Cage diving'', which Ralph states as though it's obvious.
1983** The prepared affirmations of step two has an unexpected ShoutOut.
1984-->'''Cisco''': Cisco is creative. Crisco is good. Cisco is...smarter than your average bear? That's [[WesternAnimation/YogiBear Yogi's]]. You stole Yogi's affirmation.\
1985'''Ralph''': Yeah, I did, 'cause it's a winner. You don't see him moping over any lady bears.
1986** Caitlin opts to skip ahead because there's no time to "find ourselves in Thailand" or "watch ''Film/{{Beaches}}'' while painting each other's toes."
1987** Step twelve is "Metamorphosis," which entails Cisco to get a makeover from Ralph's personal stylist. Cisco hates every second of it, especially the ''almost'' haircut.
1988-->'''Cisco''': ''[Grabs Bruce the Stylist's hand]'' [[NobodyTouchesTheHair You cut my hair, I cut you.]]
1989* Ralph intentionally whispers "Han shot second." in Cisco's ear to wake him up. Cisco [[SeriousBusiness goes ballistic]] on him.
1990[[/folder]]
1991
1992[[folder:Episode 3: The Death of Vibe]]
1993* The eco-minded criminal from "The Elongated Knight Rises" returns, using a solar-powered gun (and has the sunburns from spending a week charging it) and brings his own biodegradable bags to the robbery.
1994** Ralph apprehends him by cracking wise about greens and shape-shifts into a giant Ralph-suit-colored pear. Unfortunately for him, the sight is a bit ''too'' comedic and Ralph ends up as a meme as a result.
1995* The team call up Herr Wells with Cisco warning them what a total arrogant jerk he is. As soon as he sees them, Herr Wells turns total FanBoy on Barry, Iris and even Nora, gushing on how great it is to meet them as he loves them all. Cisco is totally baffled to realize ''he's'' the only guy Herr Wells acts like a total jerk to.
1996* Hearing Ralph coming, Sherloque says they're approached by "either a confident man or a scared baby giraffe."
1997* Everyone's faces when they realize that Sherloque bullshitted his deduction of Cicada's identity; he solved the mystery on thirty-seven different Earths, so he just skipped to the end. And when the team demands a refund, he says he already paid the money in alimony for his ''eight'' marriages (to six different women).
1998* Sherloque tries to fake his death by pretending to have been accidentally vaporized. Cisco realizes his "ashes" are actually tea leaves. What makes it especially funny is the fact that Cisco pops out of nowhere and startles the living daylights out of Nora and Iris. When Barry grabs Sherloque, he says faking his death worked in two of his previous marriages...to the same woman both times.
1999[[/folder]]
2000
2001[[folder:Episode 4: News Flash]]
2002* The hilariously awkward family breakfast, with Iris' terrible cooking. Barry makes an attempt to pretend he likes the food, but Nora doesn't even bother. It's clear from the second she wakes up that she knows exactly what's coming.
2003-->'''Nora:''' ''[takes a picture of her food]''\
2004'''Iris:''' What are you doing?\
2005'''Nora:''' I am just getting evidence that you make lumpy pancakes in every time period.
2006-->'''Iris:''' (gathering up the plates) I'm gonna make you a banana.\
2007'''Barry:''' You're gonna make-?\
2008'''Iris:''' I'm gonna make you a banana.
2009* Barry and Iris wait in the van while Nora goes to talk to Spencer to figure out if she's a meta. But she gets a bit starstruck, especially when she calls Nora adorable.
2010-->'''Barry:''' ...what's happening right now?\
2011'''Iris:''' ''[annoyed]'' [[MamaBear She's flirting with our daughter.]]
2012* Barry reaction to learning that his daughter is a lesbian or at least bi is a simple "huh," with a facial expression that says "who knew?"
2013* Just the fact that Barry, despite being a superpowered speedster who captures supervillains on a daily basis...absolutely ''sucks at baseball''.
2014[[/folder]]
2015
2016[[folder:Episode 5: All Doll'd Up]]
2017* Sherloque shows the major calculations he did to find a location.
2018-->'''Caitlin''': It took you how long?
2019-->'''Sherloque''': Oof, Dr. Snow. 18 hours cause I'm only semi-excellent at algebra.
2020-->'''Cisco''': You know this is calculus, right?
2021* Nora puts together a cradle at SuperSpeed, only for it to slowly fall apart. Cecille holds up the bag of screws that she forgot.
2022* Ralph's BuildingSwing, coupled with him [[ICanSeeMyHouseFromHere recognizing his old living place]].
2023* Barry and Iris' hilariously disgusted expressions upon seeing that Ralph had eaten Rag Doll are a delight to witness.
2024** Don't forget his [[SarcasmMode rousing battle cry]] on the way down.
2025-->'''Ralph''': [[MotorMouth IHOPEIDON'T]][[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl LANDONMYKEYS!!]]
2026[[/folder]]
2027
2028[[folder:Episode 6: The Icicle Cometh]]
2029* Ralph makes the mistake of suggesting Cecile can't be intimidating. Cecile literally gets on top of the couch to rant on how she helped stop the Thinker while in labor.
2030-->'''Cecile''': I literally saved the world in between contractions!
2031* Ralph and Cecile's EpicFail of intel gathering. Ralph tries to do the classic badge flash with his wallet, which contains a photo of himself. If that wasn't lame enough, he's holding the photo upside down. Cecile, trying too hard to be intimidating, reads the custodian's name, Vance Brandon, backwards ID badge as "Vagger Bance."
2032* Cecile is grossed out by Ralph's nose-twitching.
2033* Iris and Nora watch as Sherloque sits by a river, spending two hours making tea and singing the same song in French.
2034-->'''Sherloque''': It stimulates the brain but also the digestive system. Because, since I've been here, I have been backed up like a traffic jam.
2035[[/folder]]
2036
2037[[folder:Episode 7: O Come, All Ye Thankful]]
2038* Caitlin is coaching Barry through a delicate procedure, only for him to give up and say "time of death." Turns out she was showing him how to make a pie--and he did a terrible job.
2039-->'''Caitlin:''' Don't worry Barry, it's a pie. It's not supposed to be a [[AccidentalPun piece of cake]].\
2040'''Barry:''' ''[[LamePunReaction Wow]]''.
2041* Caitlin and Cisco try to teach Sherloque about Thanksgiving. He instead manages to convince them that ''none'' of them have anything to be thankful for.
2042-->'''Iris''': Since when did you guys become anti-Thanksgiving?
2043-->'''Cisco''' Since a bunch of guys wearing hat-buckles fed us some bull, wrapped in lies, stuffed in propaganda...it's a deception Turtducken.
2044-->'''Nora''': Actually, I don't think the hat-buckles were real either.
2045-->'''Iris''': Don't encourage him.
2046-->'''Cisco''': She gets it.
2047** It takes Killer Frost taking over Caitlin to mock how pathetic this complaining is to get them to the dinner.
2048--->'''Killer Frost''': By the way, I have the least to celebrate this year as I spent most of it unconcious!
2049* After the team seemingly gives Joss her father, she unceremoniously drops a truck on him, to everyone's surprise. She's genuinely happy for their "help."
2050-->'''Joss:''' Oh, don't feel bad! He was a selfish dick who abandoned his family! Anyway, thanks for helping me drop a truck on my dad!
2051* Barry is talking to Mardon, trying to figure out what Joss wants. Mardon says he left Joss and her mom to focus on his "career," to Barry's confusion.
2052-->'''Barry:''' Your...criminal career?
2053[[/folder]]
2054
2055[[folder:Episode 8: What's Past Is Prologue]]
2056* When Barry and Nora are preparing to go back in time, Ralph starts playing "Back In Time", to everyone's annoyance, on the justification that he'll never have another opportunity to do it again.
2057* When Barry gets caught by Season Two!Harry, his OhCrap expression while he tries to think of something to say is priceless. Even more when Harry lowers his gun and says "[[DeadpanSnarker Well, you change fast]]".
2058* [[spoiler: Thawne]], talking about Savitar, starts laughing about his "[[ScarsAreForever pizza face]]".
2059* With EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor on full display in this episode, Wells also tells Cisco that he has a "vibe" about the latter's future. Just how many terrible puns did he slip in all those years?
2060* The attempted handshake between Thawne and Pre-series!Cisco. The former wanted a formal one, but Cisco went for a more...casual one. When they try (and fail) to get it right, Thawne [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject suggests they just go turn on the accelerator and pop some champagne]], and Cisco gladly agrees.
2061** In a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment of BlackComedy, Thawne raises his hand into the position he usually does when he's about to kill someone before he goes in for the handshake.
2062* Nora playfully calling Barry "old man" as she prepares to race him back to the present, to his mixed amusement and annoyance.
2063[[/folder]]
2064
2065[[folder:Episode 9: Elseworlds Hour One]]
2066* See Funny/Elseworlds2018
2067[[/folder]]
2068
2069[[folder:Episode 10: The Flash and the Furious]]
2070* When Barry and Nora show up back at STAR Labs because of Barry unable to stop phasing due to being destabilized by dark matter, the concern is brought up that Nora can't counterphase him forever, and Barry could wind up falling through the floor to his death. Cisco and Caitlin's solution?
2071-->'''Cisco and Caitlin''': [[EurekaMoment (look of realization)]] [[KickTheDog Let him.]]
2072-->'''Sherloque''': [[StunnedSilence Uh...]]
2073** [[NotWhatItLooksLike They go on to explain]] that the solution is to let Barry fall into the pipeline cell so he'll stop phasing. Sherloque [[BlatantLies helpfully adds]] that they need to position Barry right lest he get cut in half, with Cisco not helping matters by correcting Barry's position twice.
2074* After Barry is forced to stay in the pipeline, Barry disappears from the episode for a bit...until Nora storms off to confront Joslyn, whereupon he [[MoodWhiplash contacts the others via the camera to ask for food]].
2075* Sherloque gives Barry a copy of Mick's trashy romance novel to read while he's stuck in the Pipeline. We later see that Barry is really into it.
2076-->'''Barry:''' ''[reading]'' Oh girl, no you didn't.
2077* It's subtle but when Nora first tries to stop Raya and Joss, she refers to Raya by her code name, which neither of them have heard before, leading Joss to glance confusedly at Raya.
2078[[/folder]]
2079
2080[[folder:Episode 11: Seeing Red]]
2081* Ralph walks in on Caitlin [[TalkingToThemself while she's having an argument with Killer Frost]]. He then says he's been watching ''Series/SisterSister'' lately and compares it to them having a sibling spat.
2082** Then, Caitlin explains to Ralph she's been trying to help Cisco with the metahuman cure, but Killer Frost always takes over and messes with her equations.
2083--->'''Caitlin''': Like this. She changed my heterozygotes into asterisks.
2084--->'''Ralph''': Oh, I thought they were just...[[VisualPun tiny snowflakes]].
2085* Ralph later finds Killer Frost when she blasts the whole glass board.
2086-->'''Ralph''' I respect your right to protest the cure, Frosty, but even for me, ''that'' was excessive.
2087-->'''Killer Frost''': Well, maybe Caitlin will get the hint now.
2088* At the end, [[OhCrap Cecile's face]] when she tries to laugh off Singh's suggestion that she ''read'' Officer Jonesy's mind to know he was going to try and escape and make up an excuse on the spot.
2089[[/folder]]
2090
2091[[folder: Episode 12: Memorabilia]]
2092* Ralph insists on wearing a helmet while ice skating. Iris points out how "you're made of rubber."
2093* Iris is downright gleeful to hear Ralph's neighbor died as it means his huge loft is now available.
2094* How did Sherloque get this super-fancy device from Earth-221? He used the multiverse version of Amazon. Which the team didn't even know existed.
2095* Ralph and Cisco go to a guy at a bar who claims to know about Cicada. Cisco vibes to find he meant a terrible band called Sickadia.
2096* Barry and Iris upon ending up in Nora's memories finally see the Flash museum and Barry’s reaction...well, as Iris puts it his ego is gonna be [[SmugSuper big]] for a while.
2097[[/folder]]
2098
2099[[folder:Episode 13: Goldfaced]]
2100* We finally meet some of Sherloque's oft mentioned ex-wives. Four versions of the ''[[AllianceOfAlternates same woman]]''.
2101** Sherloque is horrified to realize that [[TheMissusAndTheEx they've been in constant contact with each other]].
2102** One of them cites the time Sherloque bought her a puppy dog as a gift. When Nora remarks how that isn't a bad thing, she mentions how she's ''deathly allergic'' to puppy dogs.[[note]]It could be just dogs in general, but she ''specifically says'' "puppy dogs".[[/note]]
2103** Another complains about how he thought the "clues" of her loving the environment meant releasing fruit bats at their wedding.
2104** When another complains how he [[BrickJoke faked his death to get away from her]] ''twice'', one of the others comments that she really only has herself to blame for falling for it the second time.
2105** Sherloque tries to hide behind Nora who naturally can't believe it just for the fact that Sherloque is over a foot taller than her.
2106** Just the sight of Creator/KimberlyWilliamsPaisley playing four versions of Renee ranging from a prim housewife to a corporate raider to a tough biker chick to a cowgirl.
2107** The topper: ''Breacher'' is now their alimony agent. In other words, Wells almost gets into trouble with Breacher, [[InSpiteOfANail again]].
2108* Sherlqoue meets the Earth-1 version of Renee and does his usual SherlockScan to figure out her occupation, hobbies, etc....and she rants on how he's been stalking her.
2109* During the big shootout between the [[BroughtDownToBadass depowered Barry and Ralph]] and Goldface's {{Mooks}}, Ralph at one point slides across the floor, shooting several Mooks as he does so. When Barry asks where that came from, Ralph replies that he just tripped and decided to work with it.
2110** After the shootout, Ralph thanks [[IKnowMortalKombat all his hours playing]] ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption'' for the experience.
2111** It's brief, but after Barry's "Goldface? More like Fool's Gold." quip, Goldface [[LamePunReaction looks positively disgusted]].
2112** When Goldface starts monologuing about how he's going to kill Barry and Ralph with his bare hands, they [[ShutUpHannibal respond by repeatedly shooting him]].
2113[[/folder]]
2114
2115[[folder:Episode 14: Cause and XS]]
2116* Iris and Caitlin's faces when Ralph brings his book to "help" Cisco with his upcoming date. They [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere quickly decide to leave the Cortex]] and leave him all alone.
2117** Even Sherloque makes an excuse to leave with Caitlin: "[[INeedToGoIronMyDog inject the device for the cure]]".
2118** Cisco mouthing "Help me" to Nora.
2119** After Ralph finally leaves, Cisco drops the photos of Kamilla's previous boyfriends and says "No thank you". Two seconds later, he picks them up again.
2120-->'''Cisco''': I didn't take these.\
2121''(Nora shakes her head)''\
2122'''Cisco''': You saw nothing.\
2123'''Nora''': Nothing.
2124* Even if they end badly, there's something funny about how Cisco tries to play a different role during his failed dates to impress Kamilla.
2125* Ralph using his powers [[MundaneUtility to reach for his whiskey bottle]].
2126* How does Nora convince Ralph to stay at S.T.A.R Labs with her? With brownies!
2127* When Barry returns at the end:
2128-->'''Barry''': Something happened while I was gone?
2129[[/folder]]
2130
2131[[folder:Episode 15: King Shark vs. Gorilla Grodd]]
2132* Barry spends a moment trying to find an excuse for Nora, before just giving up and telling Lyla she's his daughter. Lyla takes it in stride by passive-aggressively reminding Barry that he turned her daughter into a son with time travel shenanigans.
2133* Nora hears "geek screaming" to show the problem has been solved.
2134-->'''Cisco''': It takes a village. But every village needs a genius and that's me.
2135* Nora claims she and Barry will be okay against Grodd as speedsters "are immune to mind control." Barry has to give her a slow "noooooo" in answer.
2136-->'''Nora''': Okay, the Flash Museum just straight up got a lot of stuff wrong!
2137* Iris unknowingly sitting out of the eponymous fight until the very end.
2138[[/folder]]
2139
2140[[folder:Episode 16: Failure is an Orphan]]
2141* Iris is on the phone with an insurance company denying the claim of a family. She points out that "animal attacks do not fall under 'acts of God' and that includes gorillas."
2142* Barry and Iris enter the Lab to find Nora has been going wild finding Cicada and the rest of the team clearly at the end of their ropes.
2143* Nora asks Barry how he plans to sway Cicada. His "I've got loose thoughts" line has everyone moaning.
2144* Iris fakes an emergency call from Jitters to get Nora away from them.
2145-->'''Sherloque''': You two did this.
2146-->'''Cisco''': You made her.
2147-->'''Sherloque''': You're responsible.
2148** It turns out that the "emergency" is Jitters creating a drink in XS's honor. Nora is naturally ecstatic.
2149* Cecile naturally starts getting excited at working an investigation with Joe, complete with complex signals if she reads something off in a suspect's mind.
2150* Killer Frost in a hoodie. That is all.
2151* Asked if the cure has been through human testing, Cisco shrugs "It's been through giant shark testing."
2152[[/folder]]
2153
2154[[folder:Episode 17: Time Bomb]]
2155* Joe refers to the Time Sphere as "that big hamster ball thing."
2156* Barry and Nora note how someone used the sphere to come back in time. Joe responds. "Makes sense...I can't believe I just said that."
2157* Ralph crashes Cisco's date to babble on when "she meets the gang."
2158** He also insists on calling coffee guy Jason "Larry."
2159* Ralph's InsaneTrollLogic that by getting Kamilla a job doing photographs for Iris, it will somehow lead to her getting superpowers, in his mind that of ComicBook/SpiderMan and joining the team with Cisco. Cisco nearly throttles him for this insanity, which is insanely funny given the 6'3" man is visibly terrified for a second of his 5'7" buddy.
2160-->'''Ralph''': You don't think [Kamilla] would be a good Spider-Person?\
2161'''Cisco''': ''(reaching up and grabbing a surprised Ralph's collar)'' Listen to me, ya turkey on stilts! It is not your job to get my girlfriend on the team...\
2162''(Iris and Kamilla exit her office, as Cisco and Ralph immediately morph into a relaxed position)''\
2163'''Cisco''': Hey babe.
2164** In the background after Iris gives Kamilla the job at the Citizen, Ralph can be seen making the Webshooting hands at Cisco in the background while motioning to Kamilla.
2165* When Flash and XS show up at a party Vicki, the next target, is throwing for her daughter, her daughter thinks they're cosplayers. Barry spends a second trying to pretend to be a cosplayer before Cicada shows up.
2166[[/folder]]
2167
2168[[folder:Episode 18: Godspeed]]
2169* Nora on the job in 2049, showing up late and babbling away, proving she's truly her [[LikeFatherLikeSon father's daughter]].
2170* Lia talks of how if a new speedster showed up "He would totally be my new best friend" then sees Nora staring at her.
2171-->'''Lia''': No offense.
2172-->'''Nora''': Some taken!
2173* Nora has been ducking her mother's calls, so how does Iris finally get through? Call the Flash Museum's front desk. Multiple times by the sound of it:
2174-->'''Museum P.A.''': ''[...]'' and Nora West-Allen, your mother called. Please, for your sake ''and mine'', call her back!
2175* How does Nia wake Nora up? [[CallBack Playing]] Music/LadyGaga.
2176* Nora's first use of her powers takes her halfway across town and flying into a laundry truck. Just like her father.
2177* Lia testing Nora's powers by tossing statues and other objects for Nora to catch.
2178* Lia pulls a Cisco by coming up with Godspeed's name.
2179** She later tries some names for Nora including "Hot Flash." Both agree they "need to workshop that later."
2180[[/folder]]
2181
2182[[folder: Episode 19: Snow Pack]]
2183* Ralph refuses Cecile's request that he follows an angry Iris as "have you seen her right hook?"
2184* Ralph gets into the super-secret Time Vault simply by sliding under the door.
2185-->'''Ralph''': What else do you guys have here, a bowling alley?
2186* Barry finds himself in the middle of a fight between Caitlin and Carla on which piece of equipment to grab and obviously unsure how to handle it.
2187* Ralph summing up his trip to the future:
2188-->'''Ralph''': John Stamos? Still handsome.
2189-->'''Sherloque''': He will never not age.
2190* Basically every time Caitlin and her mom argue.
2191[[/folder]]
2192
2193[[folder:Episode 20: Gone Rogue]]
2194* Cisco has named the satellites searching for Nora [[Series/SexAndTheCity Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha]].
2195-->'''Cisco''': I am clearly the Samantha of this group, right?
2196-->'''Iris''': Yeah, okay, Miranda.
2197* Sherloque completely fails to understand emojis -- he thinks the eggplant means that the sender ''likes vegetables''.
2198* Unsurprisingly, Larvan reveals that she hates the name Team Flash gave her.
2199* Cisco's reaction to seeing Queen Bee among the Young Rogues isn't quite what you'd expect.
2200-->'''Cisco''': (''excited'') Hang on, is that crazy bee lady? Hey girl, what's going on?! [[LampshadeHanging What a throwback!]]
2201* Ralph thinks that because his "relationship guide" did so well, he gives Caitlin a "27 Steps to Mourning" guidebook.
2202* When Caitlin is trying to tell Ralph that he deserves someone who loves him, he mistakes her for trying to come onto him and tries to let down gently. Caitlin reacts with disgust.
2203* Sherloque and Cisco are tied up.
2204-->'''Sherloque''': The last time I was tied up like this...
2205-->'''Cisco''': Let me guess, they were your ex-wives?
2206-->'''Sherloque''': My wives' attorneys, actually.
2207* Weather Witch sees her fake ID.
2208-->'''Weather Witch''': Jenni Ognats? I thought the idea was to ''not'' draw attention.
2209* Weather Witch's reaction to seeing Ragdoll squeeze himself into a pipe smaller than his head.
2210-->'''Weather Witch''': Yep, gonna vomit.
2211* Joe is also freaked out by the sight of Ragdoll, having not been around the last time he showed up.
2212* Sherloque [[BadBadActing posing as the Flash]] via hologram to throw off the Young Rogues.
2213-->'''Weather Witch''': Is he drunk?
2214[[/folder]]
2215
2216[[folder:Episode 21: The Girl with the Red Lightning]]
2217* Cisco learns that his former college roommate is a Quantum Engineering Nobel Prize winner in the future. When Nora calls him a genius, Cisco has this to say:
2218-->'''Cisco''': A genius, you say. The guy couldn't even stay awake through a single physics lecture. In fact, I'm pretty sure if it wasn't for his very smart, very considerate college roommate lending him notes, helping him study, he wouldn't have made it through his finals! Nobel Prize MY ASS!
2219* In the final scene, this exchange between Sherloque and Cisco while Cisco is defusing the atomizer.
2220-->'''Sherloque''': Well, you're not great at the Operation game, are you?
2221-->'''Cisco''': You suck at constructive criticism!
2222
2223[[/folder]]
2224
2225[[folder:Episode 22: Legacy]]
2226* Sherloque suggests blasting Ralph to "reset" his body.
2227-->'''Cisco''': Blast him? Can't we just [[CallBack play some Gaga]]?
2228-->'''Sherloque''': Gaga is not the answer to everything!
2229* Cecile is picking up some of Grace's anger while listening to Barry give Nora a pep talk.
2230-->'''Cecile''': What a lot of sentimental crap! You two sound like a Hallmark movie!
2231-->'''Killer Frost''': I hear you, sister.
2232-->'''Joe''': I think we're close.
2233** Frost's line is even funnier given how Danielle Panabaker has starred in several Hallmark Channel movies.
2234* David Singh reveals he knew about Barry being the Flash for awhile now (as he points out, he ''is'' a detective). Barry's reaction is priceless.
2235[[/folder]]
2236
2237!!Season 6
2238[[folder:Episode 1: Into the Void]]
2239* Ralph returns from his international search and relates how "did you guys know it was pronounced ''yaat'' and not ''yak-tat''?"
2240* As Barry heads into a black hole to save the city, Cisco starts playing Music/{{Queen}}'s theme song from ''Film/{{Flash Gordon|1980}}'', gleefully declaring he's been looking for the perfect time to use it since the show started. Iris initially objects, but soon bows to how perfectly it fits.
2241-->'''Cisco:''' I’ve been saving this for the right moment since day one.\
2242'''Iris:''' Really, Cisco?\
2243'''Cisco:''' The guy’s running in and out of a black hole!\
2244(''{{Beat}}'')\
2245'''Iris:''' …Good point.
2246** And when Cisco mentions that "we've" gotten Chester into the MAC, Iris asks for clarification on the "we". Cut to Cecile.
2247--->'''Cecile''': (''gleeful'') [[PintSizedPowerhouse I may be small, but I benchpress my body weight]].
2248* Ralph decides to help Frost with her identity crisis by being her life coach. Which of course means that the Book of Ralph [[RunningGag comes out again]], with his first piece of advice being that "Killer" is too aggressive a first name and suggesting she change it.
2249-->'''Ralph''': My mother's middle name is "Anne".
2250-->''(Frost gives him a look of disbelief)''
2251[[/folder]]
2252
2253[[folder:Episode 2: A Flash of the Lightning]]
2254* Frost attends a photography show and mocks the out of focus pictures. When Camilla says she took them, Frost can only shrug "can't all be winners."
2255* A blast from Allegra gives Ralph "the worst sunburn ever." Frost just gives the "advice" of "put some aloe on it."
2256* Cisco is laughing his head off when he finds Killer Frost was trying to draw her version of elaborate art.
2257* Frost finally knows what guilt feels like.
2258-->'''Frost''': I feel like a Yakuza baddie is stabbing me in the gut repeatedly.
2259* When discussing about Allegra Garcia, Ralph eats Kamilla's donuts and fails to read the "Kamilla" markdown in the box.
2260* Killer Frost bought a bunch of the art from the exhibit. When asked how, she casually says she used ''all'' of Caitlin's credit cards.
2261-->'''Ralph:''' Maybe our next life lesson will be in personal finance.
2262* And when Allegra is accepted at her new job in the ''Citizen'', Kamilla warns her not to touch her donuts.
2263[[/folder]]
2264
2265[[folder: Episode 3: Dead Man Running]]
2266* We meet Ralph's mom, Debbie, who's under arrest for robbing a pawn shop. Ralph enlists Cecile to help prove she's innocent. HilarityEnsues.
2267** Debbie claims she's innocent...as she was at a gambling den at the time.
2268** The gambling den owner claims to have no cameras. Without hesitation, Ralph and Debbie point out at least three hidden ones.
2269** An expert card shark (Debbie) and a woman who can read minds (Cecile)? The poor guys at the game had no chance and Debbie annoyed she has to throw a game in order to give them the excuse to leave.
2270* Barry has Killer Frost come to a crime scene as his "metahuman consultant." It goes as well as you'd expect.
2271* Ramsey talks to "Killer."
2272-->'''Frost''': [[CallBack It's Frost. I'm rebranding.]]
2273* Within seconds, the new Wells has grabbed Cisco by the throat against a wall.
2274-->'''Cisco''': Oh, great, another angry one...
2275** Then Iris knocks Wells out with a taser.
2276* Frost figures out how to invoke PhlebotinumOverload on the zombie. He then ''explodes'', [[CoveredInGunge covering Frost and Barry in his weird blood]]. You can tell Frost is really regretting her tactical choice even though it worked.
2277* Barry throws Frost a birthday party, since she's never had one before. She chooses the guest list, which includes half of Central City's criminal underground. With ''Norvok'' as DJ.
2278
2279[[/folder]]
2280
2281[[folder: Episode 4: There Will Be Blood]]
2282* Wells shows up climbing through the window and informing Barry and Cisco he knows everything as he's had Cisco bugged. He refuses to tell where and just accepts Barry saying they won't trust him.
2283** And Cisco spends a few minutes trying to find the bug on his body. And failing.
2284[[/folder]]
2285
2286[[folder: Episode 5: Kiss Kiss Breach Breach]]
2287* Cisco reveals his middle name is Baracus.
2288-->'''Cisco''': My mom was a big Series/TheATeam fan.
2289-->'''Ralph''': Wish mine was. I could have been Hannibal Dibny.
2290-->'''Cisco''': Hannibal? You're Murdock on your best day.
2291* Cisco has created B.A.R.I. ([[FunWithAcronyms Barry Allen Replicated Intelligence]]) with a goofy cartoon Barry to help him out.
2292** Barry insists his favorite movie is ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'' but B.A.R.I. says it's ''Film/JurassicPark''. After thinking about it, Barry realizes it's right.
2293* Cisco calls his brain "The Ryan Gosling of intellects."
2294[[/folder]]
2295
2296[[folder: Episode 6: License to Elongate]]
2297* After being locked up for weeks, Chester cuts loose, including sliding down the speed testing ramp and dancing.
2298-->'''Frost''': The one day I get watch duty.
2299* Barry leaning in to adjust Ralph's tie...and finding out it's a camera.
2300-->'''Ralph''': And now I have ten close-ups of Barry Allen's nostrils.
2301* Nash and Allegra. All of it.
2302** Nash is completely up front on the existence of the multiverse and Barry being the Flash...then adds how she can't tell anyone.
2303* Barry tries a TheNameIsBondJamesBond with “Allen, Barry...” only for Meister to assume his name is “Allen Barry.”
2304* Frost is pulled into helping Cecile convince Chester to ask out the girl he’s been crushing on a date.
2305-->'''Frost''': My good deed for the day was to help somebody and I couldn’t find anyone less annoying.
2306** The entire thing is a disaster as, for a mind-reader, Cecile is terrible at reading the woman to make it a mess.
2307** Frost actually stands by the [[RunningGag Book of Ralph]] as a decent source of social advice.
2308* Barry’s entire drunk act, especially facing Ultraviolet.
2309-->'''Barry''': I love Franchise/MortalKombat!
2310* Him picking up a mock-shield to fight her with, looking a lot like Captain America.
2311[[/folder]]
2312
2313[[folder: Episode 7: The Last Temptation of Barry Allen: Part 1]]
2314* When the guy Iris is trying to talk to reaches into his jacket, Iris yells "I have a tazer!" The guy was just reaching for a business card.
2315* Allegra tries to obliquely tell Iris they need her "husband's friend" while Kamilla is standing there. Iris blinks and just says Kamilla already knows.
2316-->'''Allegra:''' Since when?\
2317'''Kamilla:''' Last summer. Cisco used to be Vibe.
2318[[/folder]]
2319
2320[[folder: Episode 8: The Last Temptation of Barry Allen: Part 2]]
2321* In the middle of an otherwise terrifying episode, Nash still manages to be hilarious. He yells at the Monitor a bit, mocking the minor earthquake he creates. When zombies come, he uses some sonic device to drive them away...until the device fails, and he wacks it a few times to try to get it to work.
2322[[/folder]]
2323
2324[[folder: Episode 9: Crisis on Infinite Earths Hour Three]]
2325See Funny/CrisisOnInfiniteEarths2019
2326[[/folder]]
2327
2328[[folder:Episode 10: Marathon]]
2329* At Jitters' grand reopening after the Crisis, two laser rifle-toting robbers (the prominent one being the RunningGag RecurringExtra HarmlessVillain) show up to rob it. Not only is the waitress [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe practically mad]] that they're getting robbed ''the first day back'', but she has to point blank tell them that ''there's almost nothing in the register''.[[note]]They were giving out free drinks to celebrate.[[/note]]
2330-->'''Robber''': [[OhCrap ...really?]]
2331-->'''Waitress''': ''Yeah.''
2332-->'''Robber''': ...oh. (makes "Fuck it." expression) [[TimeForPlanB Well, I'm...gonna...start blowing stuff up, then!]]
2333** When the Flash shows up to (effortlessly) defuse the situation, the robber's reaction is ''literally'' "OhCrap".
2334* Cisco’s hysterical [[GoMadFromTheRevelation breakdown]] about the MergedReality after the Crisis is worth some laughs:
2335** As he’s ranting on to Frost about all that’s happened, he suddenly rips his button-up to reveal he has a Superman shirt underneath.
2336--->'''Frost''': I'm sorry - Crisis is over, we beat the bad guy, and you're still worried, because...?
2337--->'''Cisco''': (turns from the whiteboard with a ThousandYardStare) Because, an infinite number of Earths experienced a cosmic heat death from which only-- (holds up a finger) ''one'' Earth was rebuilt.
2338--->'''Frost''': Mmm?
2339--->'''Cisco''': So ''now''...not only do '''Superman''', '''Supergirl''', and '''Black Lightning''' live here...but ''now'', our entire timeline has been rewritten, so that they've ''always'' lived here, and ([[MythologyGag ripping his shirt open]]) [[SuddenlyShouting I DON’T REMEMBER]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking OWNING THIS SHIRT!!!]]
2340--->'''Frost''': *{{beat}}* [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Great shirt.]]
2341** When he tries to refute a point back at Frost, he hits his binder against the see-through whiteboard and whacks it again in frustration.
2342** The "binder" contains photos of the various enemies the team have faced, put together like acollection of baseball cards. Frost, of course, wonders when Cisco had the time to put this together.
2343** During this entire conversation it turns out Nash has been locked in the closet, with Cisco sheepishly trying to excuse it as bad piping and the heating problems. Which actually ends up being true, as once Nash gets out (via pratfall), he demands a cryptocircuit that Cisco promised him in return for fixing it.
2344* Cisco suggests Nash visit Gorilla City. Nash just snaps "no, gorillas are aethists!" as if it's common knowledge.
2345* Diggle displaying some new GenreSavvy by popping some nausea meds before Barry runs them to Lian Yu.
2346-->'''Diggle''': What you got?
2347** Followed by Diggle getting whisked away with a wide eyed panicked face and a nasty looking whiplash like something out of a Looney Tunes cartoon.
2348[[/folder]]
2349
2350[[folder: Episode 11: Love Is A Battlefield]]
2351* Iris cooks for Barry with him preparing to once more put up with her terrible pancakes...and ends up loving them.
2352-->'''Barry''': Wow, this is delicious. When did you learn to co---''(cuts off at Iris' expression)''.
2353** Which becomes BlackComedy whenit turns out this is a "Mirror Iris" so of course her cooking is the complete opposite.
2354* Allegra finds Frost in the office.
2355-->'''Frost''': Relax, I'm not some whack job meta-killer with crazy good aim and ulterior motives. Anymore.
2356** The fact ''Frost'' is more into Valentine's Day than Allegra to the point of pushing Allegra to an old boyfriend.
2357-->'''Allegra''': This is a bad idea.
2358-->'''Frost''': Nah, challenging an entire drug gang to a knife fight is a bad idea. [[NoodleIncident Fun, though]].
2359* If Amunet Black is in an episode, you're guaranteed some laughs.
2360** Her reaction when Barry tries to arrest her at the restaurant: "Aren't you a CSI?"
2361** She threatens to reveal Barry's identity if he comes after her and "no harm, no cowl."
2362** "Behind every great man, there's a woman...rolling her eyes."
2363* Barry wants to go after Amunet.
2364-->'''Iris''': She said no onesies.
2365-->'''Barry''': Please, don't call it that.
2366** And later, when Amunet says it, he sighs. "Why do people keep calling it that?"
2367* Iris goes into a bar with "banana" as her "safe word" if she gets into trouble. Which leads to Barry yelling it out several times himself.
2368* The revelation the entire “gang war” is all a lover’s tiff of Amunet and Goldface.
2369-->'''Amunet''': The vinyl records were mine, Keith.
2370-->'''Goldface''': Since when do you like Radiohead? I had “Ok Computer” on 180 gram vinyl with a triple gatefold sleeve!
2371-->'''Amunet''': ''(Coughing under breath)''Overrated.
2372-->'''Goldface''': You skipped out with my ''Film/StraightOuttaCompton'' soundtrack!
2373-->'''Amunet''': Oh, please, like you even knew who N.W.A. were before you met me!
2374** Barry and Iris's "WTF" expressions listening to it are priceless.
2375* The duo ignoring the security guard as they fight.
2376** Goldface snarling "Bye, Felicia."
2377* The pair's ridiculously over-the-top posing, Amunet with a staff and Goldface with a chain. You can see the goons behind them glancing at each other as if trying to decide who's more embarrassed by their boss.
2378* Amunet and Goldface fight then reconcile. ''ALL OF IT''.
2379-->'''Amunet''': You are nothing but a cheap, bald, Mr. T!
2380-->'''Goldface''': [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Your American accent sucks!]]
2381-->'''Amunet''': So does yours!
2382-->'''Goldface''': I'm from Connecticut! I went to Yale!
2383-->'''Amunet''': When I said I liked your dog, I lied. I'm a cat person.
2384-->'''Goldface''': The mud mask you use smells rank. Real mud smells better!
2385* Thanks to the flower, the duo make up...and make out...in front of Barry and Iris.
2386-->'''Barry''': I can't unsee this.
2387-->'''Iris''': At least it's less violent than a gang war...slightly.
2388** During which, we hear clangs of metal on metal amid kisses and moans.
2389** Barry and Iris clearly want some BrainBleach during the whole scene. Barry just can't unsee it even if he wanted.
2390** Even funnier? It's established in ''Legends'' that speedsters have a photographic memory. Oh dear...
2391
2392[[/folder]]
2393
2394[[folder: Episode 12: A Girl Named Sue]]
2395* Cecile noting how Ralph needs a shower due to staying up so many nights.
2396* Barry seeing a photo of Supergirl and Lex Luthor together and noting "how weird this post-Crisis world is."
2397* The banter of Ralph and Sue is fantastic.
2398-->'''Ralph''': I've been looking for you for nine months!
2399-->'''Sue''': Ouch. Hope you don't bill by the hour.
2400* Sue pouring a drink from Ralph's bottle and cracking "you got the cheap stuff."
2401* When Ralph tries to call her parents, Sue takes the phone and tosses it out the window.
2402-->'''Ralph''': Come on, I just switched plans!
2403* After Ralph's standard "I smell a mystery" line, Sue muses "I smell expired milk."
2404* Ralph breaks out his Joe impression to get into the bank vault. When he sees Sue peeling off her LatexPerfection guard mask, Ralph muses that "I finally know why people get grossed out when I do that.."
2405[[/folder]]
2406
2407[[folder: Episode 13: Grodd Friended Me]]
2408* Flash faces the Pied Piper who is still on a life of crime over something that happened in the post-Crisis shift. When he reacts with a "what did we do?" Chester just laughs "that is straight-up cold."
2409* Barry asks the computer what other changes are in the Post-Crisis world. He loses it after the third long pause between "calculating."
2410* Chester worries that Barry is mad at him and that the "worst thing I've ever done before today" is sink his grandmother's car.
2411-->'''Chester''': Never try building a hovercraft at 11.
2412-->'''Frost''': Didn't you create a literal black hole over the city?
2413-->'''Chester''': Oh, God, you don't think he's still mad about that?
2414* Nash is incredulous that Frost still stands by ''Ralph'' as a life coach.
2415* The team tends to a comatose Barry.
2416-->'''Chester''': Do we have any sedatives?
2417-->'''Frost''': They don't work on speedsters.
2418-->'''Chester''': I meant for me.
2419* Frost nonchalantly assures Chester that EVERYONE at STAR Labs has been guilty of almost accidentally killing Barry before. Including (mentioned for the very first time) the janitor.
2420[[/folder]]
2421
2422[[folder: Episode 14: Death Of The Speed Force]]
2423* Wally's new Zen attitude takes getting used to.
2424* Cisco assumes the "Welcome Home" sign is for him and a bit let down it's for Wally.
2425* Cisco's off-hand talk of having just visited ''Atlantis''.
2426* Barry is let down Cisco's name for Novikov is...Turtle 2. The background music even grinds to a halt after Cisco announces this.
2427-->'''Cisco''': Less is more.
2428[[/folder]]
2429
2430[[folder: Episode 16: So Long and Goodnight]]
2431* Ralph needs Cisco's hacking help.
2432-->'''Ralph''': I need a hacker who can set up a net to help catch her, someone who can monitor the security feed, someone who speaks bandwidth and knows binary.
2433-->'''Cisco''': Hmmm...I'm not sure you know how hacking works.
2434-->'''Ralph''': Please, I've seen ''Film/YouveGotMail'' several times.
2435* Ralph tells Cisco "I have to tinkle. Yeah, I heard what I said."
2436* Ralph called his tapeworm "Federico."
2437
2438[[/folder]]
2439
2440[[folder: Episode 18: Pay the Piper]]
2441* Harley reveals he figured out long ago who Flash and Cisco were, Cisco by "the hair" and Flash because...
2442-->'''Harley''': There's only three facilities in the state that could build a suit with that much bleeding-edge tech. But only one of them had someone brilliant enough to build it.
2443-->'''Cisco''': Thanks.
2444-->'''Harley''': Harrison Wells.
2445-->'''Cisco''': There it is...
2446* Iris is able to prove to Kamilla it's really her by relating how she's the only person who can borrow Cisco's Chewbacca shirt.
2447[[/folder]]
2448
2449!Season 7
2450
2451[[folder: Episode 1: All's Wells That Ends Wells]]
2452* Nash's attempt to use Allegra to pour the other Wellses into the Artificial Speed Force backfires, resulting in all of the other Wellses becoming temporarily trapped in Barry. HilarityEnsues as Barry starts showing off the mannerisms of the other Wellses.
2453** Grant Gustin is clearly having the time of his life emulating the various versions of Tom Cavanaugh while Nash just has a "shoot me now" expression on his face.
2454* In the middle of saying goodbye as he's dying, Harry takes a minute to talk about "this stupid Earth with its good burgers."
2455[[/folder]]
2456
2457[[folder: Episode 4: Central City Strong]]
2458* Barry speeds to the camera at a talk show...except that he's facing the wrong way, so the audience gets a close-up of his rear for a couple of seconds before he turns around.
2459* Iris eagerly asks for Allegra's opinion of her article. As it turns out, she thinks that it sucks, and has filled the paper with red ink.
2460* Cisco trying -- and failing -- to catch a snack by throwing it in his mouth.
2461* [[TheNicknamer Cisco]] just looks so ''offended'' when Abracadabra dubs him "Mecha-Vibe".
2462-->'''Cisco:''' I know he did ''not'' just name me!
2463[[/folder]]
2464
2465[[folder: Episode 5: Fear Me]]
2466* Just the looks of Barry and Iris to Caitlin and Frost separated.
2467* Cisco insists they have to find "Fuerza" , with everyone staring at him.
2468-->'''Cisco''': Fuerza...Spanish for strength. Look, ComicBook/SheHulk was already taken.
2469* Cisco relates how they can put Frost and Caitlin back together.
2470-->'''Frost''': She can finally watch ''Series/ThisIsUs'' without me screaming "turn it off!"
2471-->'''Cisco''': Frost, what have I said about disparaging ''This Is Us''?!
2472-->'''Frost''': They're so weepy...
2473-->'''Cisco''': That cast is too precious for this world.
2474[[/folder]]
2475
2476[[folder: Episode 7: Growing Pains]]
2477* [[MrFanservice Mark's]] hilariously gratuitous ShirtlessScene, complete with slow motion close-ups and "Hot in Here" playing in the background. Frost EatingTheEyeCandy and doing a terrible job of trying to hide it just makes it funnier.
2478[[/folder]]
2479
2480[[folder: Episode 10: Family Matters Part 1]]
2481* As Bashir and Alexa face off in STAR Labs, the rest of the team...[[ScrewThisImOuttahere just all walk away and let Barry and Iris handle this]].
2482[[/folder]]
2483
2484[[folder: Episode 11: Family Matters Part 2]]
2485* Frost and Chilliblaine going from threats to bickering on dinner with Frost refusing to admit her attraction to him.
2486[[/folder]]
2487
2488[[folder: Episode 12: Good-Bye Vibrations]]
2489* Euphoric Cisco's nonsensical song about his impending new job. He gets so into it that he falls off his cot in the med lab.
2490* After Rainbow Raider influences Barry to "enjoy some 'me' time...somewhere else," he appears in the doorway to the Cortex, standing awkwardly with the most JARRINGLY gleeful grin on his face. Even better, Cisco is already influenced:
2491-->'''Caitlin:''' ...You OK?
2492-->'''Cisco:''' ([[StageWhisper Stage Whispering]]) Did you stop the ''bad'' lady?
2493-->'''Barry:''' No. (Squealing) I didn't want to! (giggles hysterically as Cisco opens his mouth in mock horror before leaning back with a mischievous "you did NOT just do that" grin. Then Barry shrugs)
2494** Mad props to Creator/GrantGustin and Creator/CarlosValdes, whose voices sell their emotional states ''flawlessly.''
2495** Cut to a two-person dance party in which Barry uses his speed to [[MundaneUtility teach himself to breakdance.]] Caitlin is not very assertive in her requests to "take a break from the dancing."
2496** Then Chester comes in and ''joins the party. With sunglasses on.'' He even tricks Barry and Cisco into not just looking at the flashing light emitter that returns them to normal, but leaning against and ''lying on the desk'' by asking them to say "cheese" like it's a camera.
2497** Even better, Chester appears to get a little ''too'' into the dance party. Caitlin has to say "Chester. Chester!" before he abruptly stops dancing, says "Oh, right, yeah," and only then gets into position to take the "picture" with the device. He was ''holding said device in his hand whilst dancing.'' It makes it look like he ''genuinely forgot why he entered the room in the first place.''
2498[[/folder]]
2499
2500[[folder: Episode 15: Enemy at the Gates]]
2501* Barry's attempts to hide his suspicions Iris might be pregnant.
2502** His driving to STAR Labs in a car with samples has Chester asking if he has a Flashmobile.
2503** As it turns out, he is an absolutely ''terrible'' liar, awkwardly telling Chester that they're urine and blood samples...uh, for his annual physical from Caitlin.
2504* Frost wants to take an injured Mark to a doctor...only to find he's ticked off every underground doctor in Central City. Even a veterinarian.
2505[[/folder]]
2506
2507!!Season 8
2508
2509[[folder: Armageddon Part 1]]
2510* Allegra refers to one of the reporters as "the old guy." Iris notes he's her age.
2511* Ray decides to "accept Barry's offer" to crash at their place...which was so long ago, Barry doesn't remember it.
2512** He and Iris muse on how a man who can shrink things has so many huge bags with him.
2513* As Ray and Chester talk tech stuff, Barry gets a call. Iris hisses "don't you dare..." but Barry is already gone.
2514[[/folder]]
2515
2516[[folder: Armageddon Part 4]]
2517* The extent of Thawne's manipulations just to discredit Barry and make himself the Flash really underline just how petty is.
2518* The fact that they created a new title sequence with Thawne in Barry's place.
2519* Allegra and Chester [[AnguishedDeclarationOfLove confessing their love to each other]] in the BadFuture as Barry and Thawne's race tears apart the world is both this and heartwarming. What makes it so hilarious is [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Caitlin's reaction]].
2520--> Chester: If boss doesn't catch Allen in the next 90 seconds...
2521--> Allegra: Chester...
2522--> Chester: 85...
2523--> Allegra: ''Chester!''
2524--> Chester: 84...
2525--> Allegra: ''[[AffectionateNickname Chuck!]]''
2526--> Chester: ''*finally turning to look at her* What?''
2527--> Allegra: I love you!
2528--> ''*camera cuts to Caitlin whose eyebrows shoot upward.*''
2529--> Chester: Yeah? Well I love you too!
2530--> ''*camera cuts to Caitlin again whose eyes have widened.*''
2531--> ''*[[TheBigDamnKiss Chester and Allegra kiss]]*''
2532--> Caitlin: ''*turning to look at them*'' When did ''this'' happen?
2533* Thawne's horribly cheap, ill-fitting (if comic-book accurate) suit, which looks like something a Comic-Con cosplayer would put on.
2534[[/folder]]
2535
2536[[folder: Armageddon Part 5]]
2537* In a BlackComedy kind of way, this episode continues to highlight just how ridiculously ''petty'' Thawne is.
2538** He explains the true reason why he hates Barry: In the future, the Flash saved a crowd of people he was planning to rescue, ruining his planned "big reveal" moment. This was enough for him to swear undying vengeance. Barry lampshades how stupid this is.
2539** Thawne is imprisoned, and about to die unless Team Flash agrees to save his life. What does he do? Does he use his manipulation skills to try and convince Caitlin to help him? Does he act helpless and weak to play on her compassion? No, he decides to {{Troll}} Caitlin as much as possible.
2540[[/folder]]
2541
2542[[folder: Episode 8: Lockdown]]
2543* It turns out Goldface and Amunet Black are ''also'' seeing Dr. Finkel.
2544* Goldface is ticked one of his underlings doesn't know ''Moby Dick'' after buying him a copy of the book for his birthday.
2545-->'''Goldface''': B.A. in literature from Yale and I'm surrounded by philistines.
2546[[/folder]]
2547
2548!!Season 9
2549
2550[[folder: Episode 1: Wednesday Ever After]]
2551* As Iris realizes that she may never get out of the time loop, she just decides to start drinking.
2552[[/folder]]
2553
2554[[folder: Episode 3: Rogues of War]]
2555* Whereas Mark and Goldface have to be cajoled into joining Barry's gang, Jaco fairly leaps at the chance to do a scheme, because he hates his new legitimate job.
2556* When Barry decides to reveal his secret identity to the rogues, Goldface is appalled to realize that he's the only one who hadn't figured it out; even ''Jaco'' knew... because Barry and the Flash have the same coffee order.
2557* Jaco and Fiddler clash...and end up flirting on their mutual love of heavy metal bands.
2558* Apparently, Goldface ended up actually sobbing over ''Doctor Zhivago,'' which he stayed up all night reading.
2559[[/folder]]
2560
2561[[folder: Episode 5: The Mask of the Red Death, Part 2]]
2562* After Barry explains that he got his speed back by borrowing speed from a gorilla, Ryan Wilder has an utterly pricless "WTF" expression on her face.
2563[[/folder]]
2564
2565[[folder: Episode 6: The Good, The Bad and the Unlucky]]
2566* The return of Becky Sharpe, ditzy as ever and still struck by bad luck.
2567* Becky's utterly deadpan snarking when her captor keeps using her to get perfect scores at the blackjack table.
2568[[/folder]]
2569
2570[[folder: Episode 9: It's My Party and I'll Die If I Want To]]
2571* Singh and Kramer argue over who was the better CCPD Captain, asking Barry his opinion. He wisely gives a NonAnswer and walks off.
2572* When Oliver starts tugging at his glove, Barry asks if he's going to boop him again. Oliver promises he won't do that... and punches Barry square in the face. Looks like he got him back for shooting him during ''Elseworlds!''
2573* It wouldn't be a proper Arrow/Flash crossover without Diggle throwing up.
2574* The fact that Oliver pulls one last disappearing act at the end of the episode? Funny. The fact that doing so means Barry wouldn't be able to hug him again? Hilarious.
2575* Oliver (an almost omnipotent being who can bring people back to life with seemingly no effort and clear out a multiversal infection with a single shot) apparently can't whistle up a few bucks to pay the bar tab, leaving it with Barry.
2576[[/folder]]
2577
2578[[folder: Episode 13: A New World Part Four]]
2579* Thawne, Zoom, Godspeed, Savitar, and Eddie/Cobalt Blue all throwing shade at each other is just hilarious.
2580* Zoom gets to bring back ''that'' line: '''"YOU CAN'T LOCK UP THE DARKNESS!"'''
2581* There's something pretty funny in Nora holding her own baby self.
2582--> Barry: Okay, even for us, this is trippy.
2583** Nora reveals the 24 hours leading up to Bart's birth will be even ''more'' chaotic than hers.

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