Line #41 Film/Vamps


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3	''Vamps'' is a 2012 American romantic comedy horror film directed by Amy Heckerling and starring Creator/AliciaSilverstone and Creator/KrystenRitter, with Creator/SigourneyWeaver, Creator/DanStevens, Creator/RichardLewis, Creator/WallaceShawn, and Creator/MalcolmMcDowell in supporting roles.
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5	Goody Rutherford (Silverstone) and Stacy Daimer (Ritter) are vampire women happily living in secret from the mortal world in present-day [[BigApplesauce New York City]]. Modern life is getting complicated for the undead, however, and things get even more difficult for the pair when two men come into their lives. This is especially true in Stacy's case, as she's fallen for a member of the Van Helsings, the infamous vampire-hunting family.
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9	* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: When Goody tries to warn a club girl who Vadim and Ivan had been in the process of seducing (and had planned to feed on) that they're bad guys, she says she likes bad guys, causing Goody to hypnotize her, ordering her not to go with them, and telling her [[SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan to pay attention to nice guys from now on]] with the girl walking past an annoyed Vadim and Ivan, muttering about guys who listen when she says stuff and who compliment her.
10	* BrickJoke: Goody always claims to know historical facts about New York from stuff she witnessed from watching Creator/TheHistoryChannel. After realizing how old Goody really is [[spoiler: as she starts getting old again]], Stacy tearfully says she should have known because all the times she watched Creator/TheHistoryChannel there was just stuff about Hitler.
11	* ButICantBePregnant: Stacy is initially astonished she's pregnant, as she hadn't known any female vampire could even conceive.
12	* ChekhovsGunman: A human woman who attends one of the Sanguines Anonymous Meetings and is quickly scared off initially just seems to be a TalkativeLoon {{Cloudcuckoolander}} at first, but is later revealed to have been a spy for Dr. Van Helsing.
13	* CoolOldGuy: Tepes, who avoids harming humans, provides good advice to the others, and has quite the impressive historical reputation.
14	* CompellingVoice: Vampires can compel weak-willed people to do as they say by using their {{hypnotic eyes}}.
15	* {{Dhampyr}}: Little Goody at the end is apparently a dhampyr, perhaps because being conceived when her mother was still a vampire left her half one.
16	* TheDragon: SacrificialLamb Ivan serves as this to Cisserus, acting as her flunky and taking part in some of her kills, before being tracked down by Van Helsing and his team. Although they didn't like him, Goody and Stacy are slightly irritated by his disappearance, as with him gone, Cisserus wants them to do even more demeaning grunt work for her.
17	* DrowningMySorrows: A distributing case of drowning one's sorrows with blood, combined with being a VillainousGlutton when [[spoiler: Cisserus drinks a whole restaurant dry, and implies that she'd killed more people directly before that, after a celebrity she'd attempted to seduce rejects her]].
18	* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette: Stacy (as Krysten Ritter plays her, whose look really is this), and it makes the elder Van Helsing suspicious that she's really a vampire. At first, Dan just thinks they're paranoid, but of course it's true.
19	* EmergencyTransformation: Danny agrees to have Vadim turn his wife, who's dying of cancer, so that they'll be together longer. This not only cures her, she's left looking much younger than him.
20	* EstablishingCharacterMoment: Cisserus calling over Goody and Stacy from across town to model dresses she brought because since she can't take a picture of herself or look in a mirror, she wants to see them wearing those clothes so she can imagine how much better ''she'd'' look in them (later dialogue reveals she's been doing this for a long time and only kept Stacy alive instead of draining her to be a second model), and then summons a pizza boy who she feeds on offscreen, quickly establishing her as vain, demanding and uncaring towards human life.
21	* FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire: The protagonists, along with the group they're part of, "Sanguines Anonymous", who abstain from drinking human blood (only wild animals) and live peacefully hidden.
22	* FunnyBackgroundEvent: A man on a hospital gurney checking his cell phone when Goody runs into her old boyfriend from the sixties.
23	* HairOfGoldHeartOfGold: Blonde-haired Goody is arguably the nicest character in the movie.
24	* HiddenInPlainSight: Cisserus turns out to have her coffin inside of [[spoiler: Grant's Tomb.]]
25	* HistoricalDomainCharacter: Vlad Tepes is one of the vampires. He went to America in 1583.
26	* HypnoticEyes: Vampires have these and they can compel weak-willed people to obey their commands, including to forget things, by using them.
27	* IdenticalGrandson: Goody pretends she's her past self's daughter when old flame Danny (who knew her in the '60s) sees her again. Later, her female descendant (who Alicia Silverstone also plays) looks very much like her too, only with a different hair color/hairstyle.
28	* InsistentTerminology: A justified example; Vadim is the ''Ukrainian'' stem and NOT the Russian stem, although to be fair to the main characters, he doesn't regularly interact with them (not having anything to do with Sanguines Anonymous until later in the film) and probably was referred to as the Russian stem before the collapse of the Soviet Union.
29	* LaserGuidedAmnesia: Vampires can compel people to forget specific memories with their {{hypnotic eyes}}.
30	* LastGirlWins: Danny remains devoted to his wife, who he met after Goody left him [[spoiler: and who is later turned into a vampire]].
31	* MonstersAnonymous: "Sanguines Anonymous" is a support group for vampires who pledge not to feed from humans. They also organize for overall protection against the government finding out they exist.
32	* OffWithHisHead: Cisserus beheads and dismembers one of her victims fairly early in the film. Later she's killed by beheading herself.
33	* OneSteveLimit: Played straight, not to mention PlayedForLaughs when Stacy wants to keep dating Joey after learning his full name, saying that Van Helsing isn't ''that'' uncommon of a name. Goody is quick to tell her that, yeah, it is.
34	* OutlivingOnesOffspring: Goody outlived both her children. She seems pretty okay with it. Her son died at 63, which she happily notes was old for the time. She's even happier that her daughter died at 99, which was nearly unheard of. [[spoiler: However, at the end when she's dying she sees visions of her children, seeming pleased at the idea of reuniting with them after death]].
35	* OurVampiresAreDifferent: They don't appear in mirrors, can be destroyed by sunlight, have to sleep inside of coffins with soil from their homeland, aren't harmed by garlic or holy objects and can get pregnant although they miscarry soon after as pregnancy can't be sustained very long. Only certain vampires can make others, called "stems", and if they're killed then vampires they made will become human again at the age they were while turned. Turning someone requires them being bitten by the vampire, then drinking the vampire's blood. Also, their saliva has a natural blood-thinner and this can stop a heart attack. It appears vampires are only killed by beheading. If a pregnant vampire is turned back into a human, their child will apparently be a {{dhampyr}}. They also appear able to teleport over a short distance.
36	* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld: Goody was born in the early 1800s, but looks no older than her thirties. Stacy turned at 20 in the early '90s and still looks the same two decades later. Other vampires like Cisserus and Tepes look old, but don't show the ''centuries'' they actually are. Others appear to be even ''older''.
37	* TheRenfield: Goody and Stacy use an accountant who's actually ''named'' Renfield to help keep them hidden from the government financially.
38	* SoapboxSadie: Goody was an abolitionist in the early 1800s, and continued to advocate causes (like trying to save the Rosenbergs) throughout her long life.
39	* SuicideBySunlight: Goody says she considered doing this prior to meeting Stacy.
40	* TakeThat: At one point, Goody and Stacy call [[Series/TrueBlood Sookie]] the stupidest character on TV.
41	* TemptingFate: Vadim and Ivan’s opinion of a club girl whose blood they want having the word “juicy” on her clothes.
42	* UglyGuyHotWife: Dr. Van Helsing is short, elderly and balding. His wife is at least twenty years younger, tall, blonde and attractive.
43	* UndeadTaxExemption: The vampires all stay underground, with no [=IDs=], using only cash, dummy credit cards and making sure to not do things which draw attention. However, in modern times this has become difficult, as most are on social media or use various electronic devices that the government has taken note of. They're starting to be drawn out with things such as being called for jury duty, which they can't do with it being during the day. In the end, they band together and hypnotize government officials during an eclipse into erasing them from all records.
44	* TheVamp: Despite the film's title, only Cisserus qualifies for this. She hypnotizes or seduces men to feed on.
45	* VampireHunter: Dr. Van Helsing and his followers. However, though he views himself as an expert on vampires, a lot of his beliefs turn out to be wrong.
46	* VampiresSleepInCoffins: And so do humans sleeping with said vampires if they're in on TheMasquerade.
47	* VanHelsingHateCrimes: Dr. Van Helsing isn't aware at first that not all vampires are killers, so he's after them equally. He later learns the error of his ways, however, on meeting Stacy and Goody. They ally with him to destroy their maker, who really is a killer.
48	* VegetarianVampire: Goody and Stacy are both committed to feeding on wild animals only (like rats). They're part of a whole "Sanguines Anonymous" support group to help vampires do this.
49	* WhatMeasureIsANonCute: Goody and Stacy don't have the heart to feed on domesticated animals, not even pigeons they bought at a pet store for the specific purpose of feeding on.
50	* WhoNamesTheirKidDude: When Stacy finally realizes how old Goody is, she smiles and asks her if she really thought people still named their daughters Goody.

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