Line #6 Characters/TheDickShow


1	''The Dick Show'''s (nominal) quest for a new co-host logically requires a large ensemble of guests and personalities, many of whom are only tangentially related to the Show or to the [[CountryMatters See You Next Tuesday Network as a whole]].
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3	!The Co-hosts
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5	!!Dick Masterson
6	Creator and namesake of the Show, Dick is a high-energy, [[RunningGag alcoholic]], red-blooded [[CatchPhrase rage]] whose sheer vitriol is only matched by his [[DeadpanSnarker quick wit]]. After falling out with former friend and business partner [[Website/TheBestPageInTheUniverse Maddox]], with whom he hosted ''The Biggest Problem in the Universe'', he was able to apply his creative vision to his own podcast, which the majority of fans agree is ''Biggest Problem'''s [[invoked]]SpiritualSuccessor.
7	* BondOneLiner: Delivers several while fantasizing about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKdK4DgLCus/ fighting airport security.]]
8	* CatchPhrase: Has several, the most notable being "What makes you [[InsistentTerminology a rage]]?"
9	* DeadpanSnarker
10	* HairTriggerTemper
11	* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Although capable of dishing out withering verbal assaults on things that [[BerserkButton make him a rage]], he has demonstrated fatherly compassion and understanding with earnest fans asking for advice, as well as with his nephew.
12	** Hearing him talk to and about his girlfriend [[OnlyKnownByTheirNickName '80s Girl]] is heart-melting.
13	** '80s Girl also revealed at the live show that Dick pretends to hate her cat but deep down, he's a CrazyCatLady.
14	* OnlyKnownByTheirNickName
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16	!!Sean the Audio Engineer
17	[[RunningGag Shawn]] the Audio Engineer is a longtime friend of Dick and the [[AscendedExtra co-host]]/audio engineer of the Show. Szuan was also the audio engineer of ''The Biggest Problem in the Universe'', where he quickly became a fan favorite for his broad knowledge, reserved nature, and witty zingers. He formerly engineered Dick's [[TheRival partner-turned-enemy]] Maddox's podcast, but decided to take a [[BlatantLies brief hiatus]] when given a raise by Dick. [[OverlyLongGag Sha'an]] is still a relatively mysterious figure, but is nonetheless the subject of many wild fan theories.
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19	* BewareTheQuietOnes: Usually pretty laid-back and reserved, but can be downright vicious when his principles are challenged.
20	* MrFanService
21	* OnlySaneMan: More so on Biggest Problem, but he does it here too. He's more levelheaded than the rest of the cast and doesn't drink so he tends not get involved in the sort of insanity that Dick and Asterios do.
22	* TheQuietOne
23	* TheSmartGuy
24	* TheStoner: Claims to not have smoked "in years".
25	* TheWatson: Frequently asks Dick questions about their more obscure topics, so that Dick has an opportunity to explain it to unfamiliar listeners.
26	!Recurring Guests/News Babes
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28	!!Larry Bleidner
29	%%* MrFanService: Have you heard that voice?
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31	!!Denzel
32	* BlackAndNerdy: His podcast is called Real Nerd Hours for a reason.
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34	!!Jamie Lynn Hughes
35	* MsFanService: Come with the territory when you're a bikini model
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37	!!Asterios Kokkinos
38	Before becoming a stalwart of ''The Dick Show'' and the See You Next Tuesday Network in general, Asterios "The Sneaky Greek" Kokkinos was a frequent guest on ''The Biggest Problem in the Universe''. So frequent, in fact, that [[ConspiracyTheorist some fans]] began to believe Maddox was grooming him to take Dick's place, and even more considered him TheScrappy of the show, mostly because of his loud mannerisms and [[StrawCharacter Hollywood liberal]] tendancies. After ''Biggest Problem'''s demise, Asterios tried to remain a neutral party in the feud, but when [[BreakTheCutie Maddox, his long-time friend, broke his trust]], he promptly [[GrowingTheBeard broke]] [[NeutralNoLonger bad]] and became a fierce opponent of Maddox and his lackeys.
39	Host of the podcasts ''Science Friction'' and ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The Five Minute Podcast]]'' on the See You Next Tuesday Network.
40	* CrazyIsCool: Everything he's done since writing the Santa Cucks album.
41	* IHaveManyNames: The Enigma, Santa Cucks, Boisterous Coconuts
42	* NeutralNoLonger: Initially didn't take side in the Dick-Maddox feud. [[{{TooDumbToLive}} Then Mental Jess doxxed him]].
43	* [[{{The Power of Hate}} The Power of Spite]]: He claims that this is what fuels his career, and why he was able to [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments write and record a Billboard-charting album in 24 hours]].
44	* NoIndoorVoice
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46	!!Layc
47	* MsFanservice: Dick initially invited her on the show to make good on his promise to have "a hot babe read the news".
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49	!!Life Coach
50	* TheObiWan: To Dick
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52	!!Madcucks
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54	!!Peach Saliva
55	* EstablishingCharacterMoment: When she roasted Asterios after he got all the credit for their Letters to Shoin skit.
56	* MsFanService
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58	!!Dick's Man
59	Dick brought a homeless man home with him from Burning Man three years ago. His adventures are a regular feature on the show and he's a regular guest on the show.
60	* AlmightyJanitor: When he worked at a brewery, his coworkers would jokingly call him Professor because he was the only one with a master's degree.
61	* TheObiWan: Dick is this to him.
62	* PutOnABus: Moved to Abu Dhabi after episode 62.
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64	!Callers and Personalities
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66	!!David Clegg
67	* RealityIsUnrealistic: Shoen thought that he was a character played by Asterios at first.
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69	!!Dustin
70	* PutOnABus: After the bonus episode 8 fiasco
71	* TheScrappy
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73	!!Lettuce Jones
74	* OnlyKnownByTheirNickName: His anonymity is one of the reasons he is so beloved by the fanbase.
75	* PutOnABus: When he went to jail.
76	** TheBusCameBack: Lettuce is now a free man!
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78	!!Nick Rekeita
79	* TheSmartGuy: Nick is a practicing lawyer in Minnesota, so he often comes to explain the situation from a lawyer's perspective.
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81	!!Phteven
82	* CrazyIsCool: He was initially on the show to talk about a furry orgy he attended. Since then, he's appeared to talk about woodworking, selling sex toys, transitioning to a woman (and transitioning back) and trolling Maddox.
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84	!!Wauterboi
85	* AscendedFanboy: Started as fan, now his song is the show's theme song.
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