Line #188 Characters/PartRightHalfWrongAThirdCrazy


1	!Matthew Williams
2	* AbusiveParents: His stepfather was one.
3	* BlindWithoutEm
4	* TheCharmer
5	* ChickMagnet AND DudeMagnet
6	* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: He frequently talks to a lamp and once got so distracted he drove into a pole.
7	* CompanionCube: The Lamp, later Kumajiro.
8	* DarkAndTroubledPast: The boy has ''not'' had an easy life.
9	* DeadpanSnarker
10	* DefrostingIceQueen: Warms up to Al, and although he stays snarky and bitchy for the whole damn fic, they get plenty of AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther moments.
11	* DeusAngstMachina: His life has ''sucked''.
12	* DudeLooksLikeALady: Arthur mistakes him for a girl and he mentions casually that it "happens a lot".
13	* HookerWithAHeartOfGold: A former one.
14	* JerkWithAHeartOfGold
15	* NeverGetsDrunk: He can get drunk, but it takes a hell of a lot and he can easily drink guys twice his size under the table.
16	* PrettyBoy
17	* SirSwearsALot
18	* TheSnarkKnight
19	* TheStoner
20	* SugarAndIcePersonality
21	* TheTease: He flirts a ''lot'', but "isn't into picking up girls at bars". Also, towards Alfred, oh so very much.
22	* TroubledButCute
23	* ReallyGetsAround: Used to be far worse than he is now, according to Gilbert he had sex with the entire cheerleading team when they were in high school.
24	* [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes Why Did It Have To Be A Rat?]]
25
26	!Alfred Jones
27
28	* AttentionWhore
29	* BreakTheHaughty: So much.
30	* ChickMagnet
31	* ChronicHeroSyndrome: Lke his canon counterpart. The difference is that ''this'' Alfred really needs someone to save ''him''.
32	* DitzyGenius: According to Arthur he "inherited all of the family's book smarts, but none of the common sense."
33	* DoggedNiceGuy Towards Matt
34	* DrugsAreBad: Since cocaine practically ruined his life and he almost died of an overdose.
35	* GoingColdTurkey: Poor, ''poor'' Al.
36	* IfItsYouItsOkay: "I'm not gay; I only like one guy, and since he gets mistaken for a girl more often than not, I doubt that even makes me bisexual."
37	* InSeriesNickname: Princess, courtesy of Matt on account of his acting like a SpoiledBrat.
38	* InsufferableGenius: The fact that it's justified just makes his arrogance more annoying.
39	* KindheartedCatLover
40	* LonelyRichKid: Used to be one, and never really lost the complex.
41	* NiceToTheWaiter: Pointed out out by Matt that "People like you don't help people like me".
42	* ParentalNeglect: Implied. His dad's response to Alfred asking to learn how to drive was "I don't have time for that shit".
43	* StepfordSmiler
44	* TroubledButCute
45	* WackyFratBoyHijinks: And still just as bad, despite being 28.
46	* WideEyedIdealist: Subverted. He acts the part, but he has a lot of issues.
47	* ReallyGetsAround
48	* [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes Why did it have to be ghosts?]]
49
50	!Arthur Kirkland
51	* BigBrotherInstinct: Towards Alfred, though this [[VitriolicBestBuds is not always apparant]].
52	** TheCaretaker[=/=]LivingEmotionalCrutch : And when Alfred ''really'' screws up, Arthur will be the one picking up the pieces.
53	* BritishStuffiness
54	* DeadpanSnarker
55	* JerkWithAHeartOfGold
56	* InSeriesNickname: Fairy-pants. Drawing fantasy artwork around Alfred runs that risk.
57	* LethalChef
58	* OnlySaneMan
59	* TeamDad
60
61	!Gilbert Beilschmidt
62	--> "Girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on
63	-->about chlamydia. Also I'm eating jello out of a teacup
64	-->with a fork instead of taking notes on Dali. Awesome?"
65
66	* BetaCouple: With Roderich
67	* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
68	* FunSize
69	* GratuitousGerman
70	* HeterosexualLifePartners: With Matt, not that Gilbert doesn't want it to be more.
71	* {{Keet}}
72	* [[IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer If You Ever Do Anything To Hurt Him]] gives Alfred this warning about Matthew. With his Vietnam-veteran dad. And a shotgun.
73	* LivingEmotionalCrutch: Was one for Matt when they were in highschool, due to the Canadian's depression and abusive parents.
74	* PapaWolf: A milder example, in that he is still incredibly protective of Matt.
75	* PerkyGoth
76	* TheStoner
77	* UnluckyChildhoodFriend: To Matt
78
79	!Roderich Edelstein
80	* BenevolentBoss
81	* BetaCouple: With Gilbert.
82	* GentlemanAndAScholar
83	* OnlySaneMan
84	* SmartPeopleWearGlasses
85
86	!Chris [=DePaulo=]'t
87	* EmotionlessBoy: Less actually emotionless, more the "just doesn't like or find it easy to talk about his feelings".
88	* WithFriendsLikeThese: He and Alfred openly despise each other, but Chris is the one who saves Alfred's ass when he overdoses.
89	* HairTriggerTemper
90	* OnlySaneMan: Amonsgt Alfred's friends.
91	* VitriolicBestBuds: With Alfred.
92
93	!Matthias
94	* HardDrinkingPartyGirl: RareMaleExample
95	* {{Keet}}
96	* TheStoner
97
98	!Teit
99	* [[GratuitousForeignLanguage Gratuitous Norwegian]]
100	* TheQuietOne
101
102	!Peter Kirkland
103	* CheerfulChild
104	* ChildrenAreInnocent
105
106	!Pavel
107	* FauxAffablyEvil: He's so ''polite'' about all the drug dealing and attempted murder.
108	* StalkerWithoutACrush: Towards Alfred.
109
110	!Jason
111	* AbusiveParents
112	* AlcoholicParent
113	* GreenEyedMonster: His treatment of Matt stemmmed from the belief that Matt's mother loved her son more than him.
114
115	!Frederick
116
117	!Dr McKnight
118	* TeamDad
119	* TheShrink
120	* TheCaretaker: To Matt.
121	* LikeASonToMe: How he thinks of Matt.
122
123	!Jade McKnight
124	* FieryRedhead
125	* LethalChef: Do ''not'' let her bake.
126	* UsefulNotes/{{Scotland}}
127	* TeamMom
128
129	!Greg McKnight
130	* HenpeckedHusband: To Jade
131
132	!Vanessa [=DePaulo=]
133	--->"When you're with us, you immediately surrender your dignity. It's almost like selling yourself into prostitution."
134	* GranolaGirl: Milder example than most, but does yoga and tells Chris that drinking green tea will calm him down.
135	* HappilyMarried: To Chris
136	* NiceGirl
137	* TeamMom
138
139	!Amelia Jones
140	* GenkiGirl
141	* MissingMom: Was one for Alfred, not to say she didn't have her reasons.
142
143	!Antonio Fernandez Carriedo
144	* TheStoner
145	* NiceGuy
146	* GratuitousSpanish
147	* SleepyHead
148
149	!Gupta
150	* FunSize
151	* TheQuietOne
152
153	!Lars
154	* EruditeStoner
155	* EthicalSlut
156	* HotForStudent: Was Matt's art teacher in highschool. Went a little [[SexTropes further]] than most examples of this trope.
157
158	!Sheldon
159	* CampGay
160	* CantHoldHisLiquor
161	* EverythingIsBigInTexas
162	* FunPersonified
163	* FunSize
164	* {{Keet}}
165	* PerpetualSmiler: Constantly happy despite working 80+ hours a week, and descrbed by Alfred as an "Eternal optimist".
166	* HeterosexualLifePartners: With Allan. Though, admittably, Sheldon stretches the definition of "heterosexual" until it snaps under it's own weight.
167	* ThoseTwoGuys: Again, with Allan.
168
169	!Allan Coco
170	-->"If it weren't for the fact that you and Matthew are a very successful couple, I'd have written you off as a
171	-->high-maintenance crazy cat lady,"
172	* EverythingIsBigInTexas
173	* {{Keet}}
174	* PerpetualSmiler
175	* HeterosexualLifePartners: With Sheldon.
176	* ThoseTwoGuys: With Sheldon.
177	* SickeninglySweethearts: With Chrissy
178
179	!Chrissy Coco
180	-->"Matthew has a nice ass, too. I'm sure you call that one your own already, don't you?"
181	* EverythingIsBigInTexas
182	* HardDrinkingPartyGirl
183	* SickeninglySweethearts: With Allan

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