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1This here's the character sheet of ''Elliot Goes To School''. Under construction.
2
3[[foldercontrol]]
4!!Main Characters
5[[folder:Elliot]]
6!!!Elliot C. Elliotson
7[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/elliott2.png]]
8[[caption-width-right:200:''"First day at school... [[OverlyLongGag Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.... *inhales* hhhhhhhhhhhh.....]]"''']]
9--> Voiced by: Colin Wyckoff/[=Kitty0706=] \
10 Portrayed by: edited version of [[VideoGame/HalfLife2 male_09]] \
11\
12The main protagonist and AuthorAvatar of kitty0706, he's a fairly normal high school student. Is attending in four classes (Italian, Math, Chemistry, and Gymnasium).
13----
14%%* AdamWesting: Portrayed by the series creator.
15%%* AsHimself
16%%* AuthorAvatar
17%%* RedOniBlueOni: To Brandon's red.
18* BodyHorror: When told to "shut his face", his face literally shuts in upon itself. In the words of Mr. Cool:
19-->"I'll pretend I didn't see that.”
20* BrilliantButLazy: Implied. Dreads coming to school and fell asleep in class once, but has shown some great knowledge for the human psychology in the last episode.
21* TheCameo: Shows up for a brief moment in Heavy’s Retarded Holiday as the one making the video in question.
22** He also shows up in "Mass Defect", as the one who proposes the video in question to a company.
23* DrivesLikeCrazy: Can go absolutely anywhere on his bicycle. Might run in the family if his grandmother’s driving skills are anything to go by.
24** In ''Pep Rallies'', he absolutely floors it when escaping from Mr. Higglesworth's hitmen while also managing to save Jimbo and Xavior... right before running out of gas.
25* TheEveryman: Starts out this way, but ''very'' quickly devolves into a mischievous maniac along with the rest of the cast. While he is still a bit more composed than the others, it is worth noting none of them ''hijacked a plane'' just while '''trying to get to school.'''
26* FriendlySniper: Seems to be a big enough fan of the [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Sniper from Team Fortress 2 to quote him]]. Doesn’t stop him getting lightly hit on the cheek by the Sniper.
27* LateForSchool: [[RunningGag Every episode]].
28* LazyBum: If the intro of each episode is in any indication, Elliot is rather lax and would rather slack off in his own pace rather than doing anything useful.
29--> ''Elliot:'' "Mondays..."
30%%* NotSoAboveItAll
31* OnceDoneNeverForgotten:
32** Said one curse in the entire series (technically two, as he says it again while bringing up the fact), that being "fuck" in the first episode while he was ''at home'', yet Xavier still feels the need to call him a pottymouth, presumably for that one occasion.
33** The one time he drew Furry art in class has resulted in Brandon on occasion calling him a furfag.
34* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: "His real name is Colin, but we call him Elliot."
35* OnlySaneMan: He often plays the straight guy to the insanity around him.
36* TheQuietOne: He used to be this in the earlier episodes, but ever since ''Mondays'', he started talking more.
37%%* StraightManAndWiseGuy: The Straight Man to Brandon's Wise Guy
38* VocalEvolution: Had a high-pitched, "chipmunk" style voice in the series pilot, Elliot is Late for Work.
39[[/folder]]
40
41[[folder:Brandon]]
42[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/brandon_ft.png]]
43[[caption-width-right:200:''"Elliot! You're a robot! Shut your face!"''']]
44--> Voiced By: runfromtheminges \
45Models used: [[VideoGame/HalfLife2 male_04]] with various outfits (including a casual outfit, a couple of suits, civil protection uniform, and [[Franchise/StarWars a helmetless Stormtrooper costume]]) \
46\
47The obnoxious deuteragonist and foil to Elliot. He's attending the same classes as Elliot, making him the second character with most prominent screentime.
48----
49* BadassInANiceSuit: Wears a black suit with a pink tie with “Brandon” printed across it in ''Mondays'' and in the same episode defeats Dan and Chris by ''blowing on Dan''.
50* TheBully: Is the closest to this considering he constantly messes with the other students.
51* CatchPhrase: Two of them. "That's really/kinda gay" and "Oh, okay”.
52%%* CharlieBrownBaldness
53* ClassClown: He's constantly making jokes and insulting others.
54* EveryoneHasStandards: He shows contempt for Dan and Chris, and seems to dislike drug abusers in general.
55%%* HahahaNo: when being introduced to Elmer, as seen below.
56* HehHehYouSaidX: usually whenever the male genitalia is brought up.
57--> "Ha ha, you said P. P as in dick!"
58--> (Ms. Person says "Hulk Penis") HAHAHAHAHA Sorry. It's just that you say it funny. NOW SAY IT! AGAIN FOR A GOLD STAR!!!
59--> (Being introduced to Elmer J. Fapp) HAHA! Fap! You're so funny! HAHAHAHA [[MoodWhiplash no]].
60* InsaneTrollLogic: A large part of his personality and dialogue.
61-->(Responding to Elliot asking where Jimbo is) “I saw him get tackled by a squirrel! Of course he died!
62--> (Upon Jimbo showing up alive and well) “See! I told you he got tackled by a squirrel! That’s his clone!”
63%%* {{Foil}}: To almost everyone, but mostly Elliot and Ms. Person.
64%%* {{Jerkass}}: He's a total jackass.
65* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: has shown on occasion that there's a real person underneath that colossal jerk, such as at the end of "Pep Rallies" where he tells Elliot he's kidding about making fun of him, and says he's cool for once.
66* LargeHam: About 70% of his dialogue is him loudly screeching his lines in a high annoying voice, and a majority of the other 30% where he speaks normally is from ''Elliot Goes Camping'', where he's doing an VideoGame/AlanWake impression for the whole episode because he played the game too much.
67* {{Narrator}}: Parodied in ''Elliot Goes Camping'' where he kept narrating the obvious and is told to shut up every time he tries to narrate something.
68%%* {{NOINDOORVOICE}}: Switches between this and a calm monotone.
69* OutOfCharacterMoment: His entire appearance in Elliot Goes Camping could be considered this. Thanks to playing VideoGame/AlanWake too much he spends almost the entire episode pretending to be a narrator.
70* ReasonYouSuckSpeech: Gives a ''brutal'' one to Postal Dude
71-->'''Brandon''' (in normal voice): Hey Mr. Postal Dude. You’re not funny and you look like a gay version of Neo whose voice actor fails at being cool.
72%%* RedOniBlueOni: To Elliot's blue.
73* SincerityMode: Whenever he switches to his normal voice.
74-->'''Brandon''': HAHAHAHAHA Sorry. It's just that you say it funny. NOW SAY IT! AGAIN FOR A GOLD STAR!!!
75* SplitPersonality: Keeps switching between annoying, loud-mouthed bully and quiet, sane everyman in almost every episode.
76* {{Touche}}: A RunningGag of the show, where Brandon reverts to his normal voice and backs off when he can't think of any good comebacks.
77%%* StraightManAndWiseGuy: The Wise Guy to Elliot's Straight Man
78* UnlimitedWardrobe: He always wears something radically different each episode, from his casual shirt from the pilot, a civil protection gear in "Pep Rallies", a helmetless stormtrooper costume in "Field Trips", and two different sets of dress suits for both "Mondays" and "Camping" respectively.
79* VitriolicBestBuds: Him and Elliot bashes each other every now and then, but they're still best friends and refuses to left each other behind, as the events of "Pep Rallies" can attest.
80[[/folder]]
81
82[[folder:Xavior 3.10]]
83!!!Wesley
84[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/xavior_0.jpg]]
85[[caption-width-right:200:''"It's XAVIOR 3 point 1-0 and i'm a major [=l33t hax0r=]!"'']]
86--> Voiced by: Wesley Wyckoff/kitty0706's brother \
87 Portrayed by: A custom edit of [[VideoGame/HalfLife2 male_09]]\
88\
89A hyper-nerdy friend of Elliot and one of the main cast. Debuted in "Pep Rallies". He's only seen attending the Italian class, with exceptions of the outside class activity (like Field Trips or Pep Rallies, and the entirety of "Camping").
90----
91%%* AdamWesting: His real name is Wesley.
92* DoNotCallMePaul: Doesn't like to be called by his given name, and insisted that everyone should use his nickname instead, as he informed Mr. Cool beforehand.
93-->''"Actually, it's Xavior three point one-o, weetard!"''
94* HeroicBSOD: Suffers from this [[spoiler:when his [=MacBook=] malfunctioned and inexplicably explodes because Francis failed to access it. Subverted that it only lasts for 10 seconds.]]
95* KleptomaniacHero: Hero is a stretch, but he's with the boys, and he does steal his new laptop after the last one explodes back in "Field Trips".
96* NerdsAreVirgins: Seems to be this by choice as he has admitted to [=ERPing=] in Second Life and likes playing "Sexy Games."
97%%* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname
98* RealityWarper: Xavior's Keyboard can access the console of ''Garry's Mod,'' allowing him to "1337 Hack" things. On record, he's used this to ignite Jimbo and [[spoiler:noclip the group away from Higglesworth's army.]]
99%%* ShipTease: Briefly, with Ms. Person.
100* SpeechImpediment: He has an extreme lisp.
101* StudentTeacherRomance: Developed feelings for Ms. Person, [[SubvertedTrope until she says she doesn’t know what video games are]], [[DoubleSubverted but possibly double subverted since it was Mr. Higglesworth in a disguise.]]
102* TheSmartGuy: He claims to be a "major 1337 hacker" and plays World of Warcraft and Second Life.
103[[/folder]]
104
105[[folder:Jimbo]]
106[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/jimbo_9.png]]
107[[caption-width-right:200:''"I love bananas."''']]
108--> Voiced by: jokertone76 \
109Portrayed by: [[VideoGame/HalfLife2 male_07]] with multiple outfits \
110\
111A friend of Elliot's and one of the main cast. Debuted in "Pep Rallies". Is attending both Italian and Math class, but not Chemistry class.
112-----
113* BewareTheNiceOnes: Snaps at Elmer when he makes them believe they were being saved.
114* BigEater: Was once seen eating an entire box of pizza at 8:00 in the morning. Often brings up bananas.
115* ButtMonkey: Ends up being the butt of the abuse by other characters, especially Brandon.
116* CloudCuckooLander: Not on the same level as Elmer though.
117%%* TheDitz
118* TheGenericGuy: Other than some vague CloudCuckoolander traits, their isn't much to dear old Jimbo.
119* GeniusDitz: Has a good understanding of computers and hacking, and [[GambitPileup took advantage of Brandon taking advantage of him trying to get him to open the door via chocolate.]]
120* NiceGuy: Comparatively one of the nicer characters in the series.
121%%* SimpletonVoice
122[[/folder]]
123
124[[folder:Elmer]]
125!!!Elmer J. Fapp
126[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/elmer_2.png]]
127 [[caption-width-right:200:''"My name is EEELLL-MEEER. ELMER J. FAPP!"'']]
128--> Voiced by: shanerramone \
129Portrayed by: [[VideoGame/HalfLife2 Father Grigori]] reskin \
130\
131His name's Elmer. EEELLLLLLLLLLLL-MEEEEEEEEEEER.... Debuted during "Field Trips". Is only seen attending on Math Class, but is also hinted to attend Gym when he and the rest of the cast ditched it in favour of having lunch during "Mondays"
132----
133* ADayInTheLimelight: Gets to have an episode centered around him in the form of “25 Steps How to Be an Elmer.”
134* BadassBoast: "You may have met a lot of people in your life, but you ain't never met anyone like Elmer!"
135* BigEater: Is almost always gnawing on something miscellaneous, such as a [[VideoGame/MegamanLegends Servbot]]. Also brings up food quite often.
136* BreakoutCharacter: Initially just a guest character for "Field Trips". He becomes one of the main cast due to his silly antics by "Mondays" onward.
137* CloudCuckooLander: And ''how''!
138* ExtremeOmnivore: In ''Field Trips''. He has a much tamer diet in later episodes.
139* HarmlessElectrocution: Electrocutes himself in "25 Steps How to Be an Elmer" after dropping a phone into his tub, only to get up seconds later to state that [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext it will blend]]
140* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: [[spoiler: At the end of Field Trips, he angrily scolds Elliot for making a bad pun, and when Elliot assumes Jimbo was talking about sex instead of camping, though he realizes [[BreakingTheFourthWall he was acting out of character with the latter and quickly tries to put his act back up.]]]]
141* PluckyComicRelief
142* SixthRanger: He doesn't appear and join the gang until the third episode.
143* SkullForAHead: Gets this once he [[BodyHorror burns off all the flesh on his head in a campfire while trying to dry his nails]].
144* TalkativeLoon
145[[/folder]]
146
147!!Other Students
148[[folder:General]]
149* TheCameo: Several students are just random character models from various franchises, like Lock from WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas or the Combine Elite from Half-Life 2, dubbed Joe and Bob respectively by Mr. Cool. There's also the [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 BLU mercs]] hanging around together in the cafetaria scene on "Mondays".
150* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: Almost everyone barring few examples like Billy, Dan and Chris, none of them appear after "Mondays".
151* LivingProp: Besides these recurring named examples, there's also several other unnamed students shown in the background just to live up the scenes or to fill in the school tables, like Joe and Bob from the Italian class or the "some fagola" guy in the algebra class.
152[[/folder]]
153
154[[folder:Billy]]
155!!!Bill Clinton
156[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bill_clint.PNG]]
157 [[caption-width-right:200:''"Hey everyone, if someone wants to smoke doobies with me raise your haaaand."'']]
158--> Voiced by: [=Kitty0706=] \
159Portrayed by: [[VideoGame/CounterStrike Hostage Vance from Counter-Strike: Source]]\
160\
161A fictionalized version of the 42nd president of the United States. Elliot's classmate in 1st and 4th period. Is only seen attending the Italian class and Gymnasium class once in the pilot.
162----
163* BerserkButton: Anyone insulting or doubting his doobies.
164* DidntThinkThisThrough: His addiction ends up leading him to poverty.
165* TheStoner: Addicted to a specialized drug called "doobies".
166[[/folder]]
167
168[[folder:Dan and Chris]]
169[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dan_and_chris.PNG]]
170 [[caption-width-right:200:Dan and Chris (in order)]]
171--> Voiced by: [=KinShin=] \
172Portrayed by: and edit of [[VideoGame/HalfLife male_01 and a cut citizen named "Trav"]] \
173\
174School bullies who dress and act like gangsters. Often clash with Brandon. Are never seen apart.
175----
176* ButtMonkey: They get killed off a lot.
177* TheBully: Both of them harass Elliot and his friends whenever they can.
178* TheCameo: Show up for a brief scene in Heavy’s Retarded Holiday.
179* GangBangers: They try to act the part, anyways.
180* KilledOffForReal: Possibly. They were last seen on the ground in flames after their bike ran over a Hopper mine.
181* OutOfCharacterMoment: When Chris points out a ContinuitySnarl where a school bus disappears from a previous shot, Dan stops speaking in his gang banger voice and declares in no uncertain terms that their school sucks. Then they get hit by said disappeared bus.
182* PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy: Chris
183* ThoseTwoGuys: Never seen apart.
184* TheyKilledKennyAgain: They die quite a lot.
185[[/folder]]
186
187[[folder:Emo Kid]]
188[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/emo_kid.PNG]]
189 [[caption-width-right:200:''*stab syringe*'']]
190--> Portrayed by: An emo edit of [[VideoGame/HalfLife2 male_09]]\
191\
192A stereotypical [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin emo kid]] who attended Mr. Higglesworth's Math Class. He's mostly nondescript.
193----
194* EmoTeen: Looks and behaves the part, even overdoses himself on drugs at one point.
195%%* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname.
196* PlayingWithSyringes: Injects himself with drugs after Mr. Higglesworth jumped out of the window early on "Pep Rallies"
197* TheStoic: Hardly said anything in all of his appearance, except in one instance during the pilot where Mr. Higglesworth caught him talking during the class.
198[[/folder]]
199
200[[folder:Crabcore Kid]]
201[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/crabcore_kid_6.PNG]]
202 [[caption-width-right:200:''"Seriously, another F? Crabs gives me stiffies."'']]
203--> Voiced by: [=DawnCrusad3r=]\
204Portrayed by: Another emo edit of [[VideoGame/HalfLife2 male_09]]\
205\
206Another stereotypical emo kid who enjoys going "crabcore" (getting down low and strumming a guitar at dick level) to the band Attack Attack! Debuted in "Mondays” attending math class. Contrary to the popular belief, he and the Emo Kid are separate characters.
207----
208%%* EmoTeen: Same as Emo Kid.
209* GroinAttack: On the receiving end of this from Mr. Higglesworth.
210* MetalHead: Though he presumably prefers metalcore as opposed to classic heavy metal.
211%%* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname
212* RagingStiffie: "Crabs give me stiffies!”
213* UnusualEuphemism: Testicles = Joules.
214[[/folder]]
215
216[[folder:Francis]]
217[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/francis_aka_gay_biker.PNG]]
218 [[caption-width-right:200:''"Hey! That was uncalled for!"'']]
219--> Voiced by: Vince Valenzuela\
220Portrayed by: [[VideoGame/Left4Dead Taylor Knox]]\
221\
222Francis from ''VideoGame/Left4Dead''. Aside from attending the same school as Elliot and his friends, he's also a bus driver. He's only shown attending the Math class.
223----
224* AdaptationalNiceGuy: Compared to him in his ''WebAnimation/MomentsWithHeavy'' incarnation, he's significantly nicer and even calls Mr. Higglesworth out when he gives his F-Bomb routine for no reason.
225* TheCameo: Possibly the same Francis from [=Kitty0706's=] own "Moments with Heavy" series.
226* CatchPhrase: "Hey! That was uncalled for!".
227* DrivesLikeCrazy: Does this during "Field Trips" as the bus driver.
228* HopelessWithTech: Somehow ended up exploding Xavior's precious [=MacBook=] by just pressing one button.
229[[/folder]]
230
231[[folder:Postal Dude]]
232[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/postal_dude_7.PNG]]
233 [[caption-width-right:200:''"I supposed it would be politically correct if i kill the women and the minorities first."'']]
234--> Voiced by: Rick Hunter \
235Portrayed By: [[AsHimself Postal Dude]] \
236\
237One of Elliot's classmates who also happens to be the main character from the controversial video game Postal. Is only seen attending on Chemistry Class, only for him ditch it shortly.
238----
239* BadassLongcoat: [[SubvertedTrope Not that anyone else thinks it's badass.]]
240--> '''The Principal''': That is all, good day, except the douchebag wearing a trench coat.
241* FourthWallObserver: Seems to be aware he exists in Garry's Mod, such as when he tries to break into a car only to fail and point out that it's a prop.
242* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: Leaves the school for the rest of the series via window jump.
243* SirSwearsALot: Curses just about every other sentence.
244* TakeThat: According to Brandon, he looks like a lame version of Neo from the Matrix whose voice actor fails at being cool.
245* WouldHitAGirl: Shoots Ms. Person, which is a huge fail to Brandon, considering how he feels about the Postal Dude.
246----
247[[/folder]]
248
249!!Faculty Members
250
251[[folder:Mr. Cool]]
252[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mr_cool.PNG]]
253 [[caption-width-right:200:''"Now how do you say 'Shoes' in Italian?"'']]
254--> Voiced by: [=Kitty0706=] \
255Portrayed by: [[VideoGame/HalfLife2 Odessa Cubbage]]\
256\
257Elliot's first period Italian teacher.
258----
259* AerithAndBob: Cool isn't exactly a common last name.
260* ApatheticTeacher: He doesn’t seem to really care about what’s going on in the class.
261%%* TheComicallySerious
262* MeaningfulName: As his name implies he is rather cool with the insanity around him.
263* OnlySaneEmployee: He seems to be the only teacher in Elliot's school that is completely sane and normal.
264* RunningGag: Everytime he's able to teach a subject, it's asking the class how to say "shoes" in Italian.
265%%* TheStoic
266[[/folder]]
267
268[[folder:Mr. Higglesworth]]
269[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mr_higglesworth.PNG]]
270 [[caption-width-right:200:''"QUIET, FAGOLAS! For your own rude behavior we're going to take notes!"'']]
271--> Voiced by: [=Kitty0706=] \
272Portrayed by: [[VideoGame/HalfLife2 Dr. Kleiner]]\
273\
274SadistTeacher and Elliot's second period algebra, an unabashed ChildHater who claims that the students make him clinically sick and loves to fail his students.
275----
276* BaldnessAngst: He's balding, and considers the few bits of hair he has as enough to consider himself not bald.
277%%* {{Catchphrase}}: F!
278* BerserkButton: Teenagers, with their big skateboarding shoes, video games, hot sports cars and girlfriends and unfunny puns, among other things.
279* ChildHater: His EstablishingCharacterMoment and schtick.
280%%* CoolTeacher: To Brandon, at least.
281* DisproportionateRetribution: When the students try to escape the pep rally? ''Get an entire army force with helicopters to shoot them down while he uses an assault rifle.''
282* DrivesLikeCrazy: On an [[BeyondTheImpossible office chair no less, even pulling back the non-existent gear stick]]. Right when he starts moving, he crashes straight into a person’s house and the man in question as he walks out.
283* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: He loves failing his students, but the first episode implies it's more a case of SkewedPriorities and being a CloudCuckoolander since he keeps giving Brandon A's for doing exactly what he told him not to do.
284* GroinAttack: Inflicted one upon the Crabcore Kid.
285* HypocriticalHumor: He hates teenagers, yet he acts even more immature than them as a {{Manchild}} himself.
286%%* {{Jerkass}}: Even more so than Brandon.
287* {{Manchild}}: He's as immature as Brandon, if not more so.
288* TheNicknamer: Has insulting nicknames for several of his students, including "fagola” for Jimbo (while he calls everyone that anyway, he not only calls Jimbo that while handing back quizzes, he swears that from the moment he met him to the day he dies he will call him fagola), "some fagola" for an unnamed student, "gay biker" for Francis and "emo kid" for another unnamed student. He also calls the principal "Jewbot".
289* SadistTeacher: He focuses more on verbally and physically abusing his students than actually teaching them. He also enjoys giving his students Fs, constantly. It's implied it's because he is genuinely angered that his students don't want to learn anything.
290* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: Chooses to bail than spend a second day with the students. [[SubvertedTrope Then it turns out he’s just kidding]].
291* TokenEvilTeammate: He's the biggest asshole of the faculty, insulting and attacking the students more than anything. Even the Gym Teacher actually teaches his students.
292* XanatosGambit: Whether Elliot finishes his assignment on time or not in Elliot Goes Camping, he says at the end he’ll give him an F anyways.
293* YouKeepUsingThatWord: Condemns Brandon for his continued overuse of the word "Gay".
294[[/folder]]
295
296[[folder:Ms. Person]]
297[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mrs_person.PNG]]
298 [[caption-width-right:350:''"Today we're going to talk about-"'']]
299--> Voiced By: Text-To-Speech Audrey \
300Portrayed by [[VideoGame/HalfLife2 Judith Mossman]] \
301\
302Elliot's third period chemistry teacher.
303----
304* BerserkButton: Not getting her god damned marshmallows.
305* ButtMonkey: She has been poked, jabbed, shot at or pushed across great distances at least once per episode, mostly by Brandon.
306* CuteMute: Is rendered mute due to her voice box damaged and is probably one of the nicer faculty member in the school.
307* DelicateAndSickly: She has her voice box damaged, thus forced to use text-to-speech program to communicate with her student. She is also disabled, seems to be tied with the chair she's been sitting on, and her head always leans on the side.
308* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Suspiciously similar to Creator/StephenHawking, just shy close of being a total DistaffCounterpart, with the only difference that Ms. Person is more abled and active in her work.
309* NotQuiteDead: Is shown to be shot in the head by Postal Dude during "Field Trips", but then raise up again after the principal announcement and orders the student to get going.
310* NotSoStoic: Look at all the other examples involving marshmallows.
311* TheSmurfettePrinciple: She is the only major female character in the series, probably because of the lack of female voice actors.
312* TheStoic: Probably helped by the fact she speaks using a monotone text to speech voice. Regardless, she once reacted to Brandon pushing her out a window and stealing her keyboard to speak obscenities with, "that was not necessary". Her expression also never changes.
313* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Marshmallows.
314* {{Tsundere}}: A type B example. She seems calm and collected most of the time but can become rather angry, especially when she doesn't get her god damn marshmallows.
315[[/folder]]
316
317[[folder:The Gym Teacher]]
318[[quoteright:228:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gym_teacher.PNG]]
319 [[caption-width-right:228:''"That stupid idiot! AUGHWHAGWHAAAAAH!"'']]
320--> Voiced by: [=Kitty0706=]\
321Portrayed By: [[Creator/BruceWillis Arnold Schwarznegger]]\
322\
323Elliot's unnamed fourth period P.E. Teacher.
324----
325* TheAhnold: He speaks in an exaggerated Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger impression.
326* TheArtifact: Other than the pilot and a passing mention in "Mondays", the Gym class was never heard or seen again, thought he still occasionally made an appearance OncePerEpisode.
327* TheCameo: In ''Elliot Goes Camping''.
328* DrillSergeantNasty: He treats his gym class like a boot camp.
329* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: Students and teachers calls him by "the gym teacher", as his real name was never revealed.
330* FlatCharacter: Aside from being overly authoritarian, sounding like Arnold Schwarzenagger, and acting like a Drill Sergeant, there's not that much too his character.
331* LogicBomb: In ''Mondays'', he literally blows up after Elliot questions why he's yelling at them to go to gym, when he himself is not in the gym.
332* SadistTeacher: Not as bad as Mr Higglesworth however.
333* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: He sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger and is stated to look like Creator/BruceWillis
334* TheyKilledKennyAgain: Alive and well in Elliot Goes Camping even though he exploded in the last episode.
335[[/folder]]
336
337[[folder:The Principal]]
338--> Voiced by [=Kitty0706=]\
339\
340The Principal at Elliot’s school who [[TheVoice we only ever hear over the loud speaker.]]
341----
342* ApatheticTeacher: If any of his staff is anything to go by, along with his voice which sounds like he checked out a looong time ago.
343* CatchPhrase: "Attention, this is your principal. Attention, I am still your principal."
344* DeadpanSnarker: If you interpret his lines as sarcastic that is, as while telling everyone to head to the busses he says "Anyone left behind will be [[DisproportionateRetribution slaughtered, mutilated and fed to the retarded kids.]]" Though, considering the wacky world he occupies...
345* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: He's simply known and acknowledged as "the principal", or "Principal Jewbot" by Mr. Higglesworth.
346* InformedJudaism: The insults thrown his way are our only mentions of him being Jewish, and the only mentions of Judaism in the show.
347* NoRespectGuy: Despite being, ya know, '' the Principal'' not one but two of his staff members refer to him as "Fag Jew Principal" and they’re likely not the only ones. And Mr. Higglesworth calls him a "Jew Bot" directly on a brief phone call.
348* SadistTeacher: In ''Field Trips'' he decides to personally antagonize Postal Dude, a student at the school, by calling him a "douchebag wearing a trench coat" while excusing him from the field trip.
349** If his next line is taken at face value then apparently the kids left behind from a field trip will be "slaughtered, mutilated and fed to the retarded kids."
350** "Mondays" shows him laughing that since he survived, the main characters will still have to attend school for their Junior year...despite them only having been Sophomores for three days.
351* SuperHearing: Seems to have this, since despite presumably being in the office far away from the classrooms he can hear Brandon well enough to respond to him personally in ''Field Trips''. He also showcases this again by responding to the gang ''when they're not even inside the school building'' after they narrowly escaped The Gym Teacher exploding in ''Mondays''.
352* TheVoice: We never see the Principal, we only ever hear him through announcements.
353[[/folder]]
354
355[[folder:Lunch Lady]]
356[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lunch_lady.PNG]]
357 [[caption-width-right:200:''"Honey i've been a whore since great depression. I've been a slut since the holocaust!"'']]
358--> Voiced by: shanerramone \
359Portrayed by: [[VideoGame/Left4Dead2 An edit of Coach]] \
360\
361[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The school lunch lady.]] Debuted in ''Mondays''.
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363* DirtyOldWoman: Before she became the lunch lady, she used to be a prostitute.
364* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: Everyone calls her the "lunch lady".
365* [[GrumpyOldMan Grumpy Old Woman]]: First onscreen line is a weary old “I hate my life” and she only gets grumpier from there.
366* {{Jerkass}}: Spends all of her time onscreen yelling at every character she interacts with and literally throwing their food in their face.
367* LadyLooksLikeADude: Justified in her having Darnell Rice's likeness used for [[VideoGame/Left4Dead2 Coach]].
368* OlderThanTheyLook: Allegedly existed during the early years of Anno Domini era, claims that she sucked Jesus' cock before.
369* ReallyGetsAround: Claims she gave blowjobs to Jesus and George Washington, and has been a prostitute since atleast 1929.
370* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld: She was alive during '''6 BC.''' '''''At the least.'''''
371* TheOldestProfession: Has been a prostitute for her whole life before joining the faculty.
372* {{Touche}}: She responds to everything with how her life is miserable and how she's been a prostitute that slept with all kinds of historical figures. However, she has no response to when Elmer declares [[BadassBoast he's nothing like anyone she's ever met]].
373* WhoWantsToLiveForever: Downplayed. She's INSANELY long-lived if not outright immortal, given that she's met Jesus (and gave him a blowjob) as well as George Washington, and is a grumpy, cantankerous, cynical, and miserable old hag.
374[[/folder]]
375
376
377!!Other Characters
378
379[[folder:Elliot's Grandmama]]
380[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/grandmama.PNG]]
381 [[caption-width-right:350:''"Do i know you? I said GET IN! [[NoFourthWall Read the script]], you jackasses!"'']]
382--> Voiced by: Nessie Da Sea Monster \
383Portrayed by: [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The Administrator]] \
384\
385Elliot's interesting, to say the least, grandmother, who debuted and only appeared in "Camping". Was supposed to drive him and his friends to the campsite, but mixed up the drop-off locations and left them at a nail salon.
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387* TheCameo: After the credits of WebAnimation/TeamFabulous2 [[MultiAnimatorProject Reanimated]], Grandmama can be heard thanking the viewer and wishing them well in her own...special way.
388* CoolOldLady: Hell yeah.
389* DrivesLikeCrazy: Sways all over the road, goes around a lineup of cars rather than wait, prevents herself from going into a "void" at the end of the world by having the car do some sort of spasm, somehow ends up inside of a shipping container being hoisted by a crane, and then, even more miraculously, was able to not only still drive while in it, but launch it at a police officer on a bike, and intentionally drove through a shitty house, all above the speed limit and in a monster truck. No wonder she compared her driving skills to Grand Theft Auto.
390* JerkAss: There's no denying she loves her grandson, but the way she treats him and his friends could make you think otherwise...
391** Like several other characters in the series, she calls the gang "fagolas", and earlier called them deadbeats
392** Told Brandon, who was quietly talking to himself, to shut up.
393** After complimenting Jimbo on being the grandson she never had, after he says she should't have, she changes her mind and literally says she shouldn't have.
394* NoSenseOfDirection: Apparently mistaken the camp site with the nail salon she wanted to go into.
395[[/folder]]
396
397
398[[folder:F O L D I N G C H A I R]]
399--> Voiced by: [[AsHimself F O L D I N G C H A I R]] \
400Portrayed by: [[VideoGame/HalfLife The G-Man]] \
401\
402A man who tends to show up at random moments only to yell at people.
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404* AbnormalLimbRotationRange: Folds himself inside of a garbage can in "Field Trips" after being told to fold himself.
405* NoIndoorVoice: Almost always shouting, the only exception being when told to go fold, where he utters a quiet, Brandon-like "oh, okay"
406* ShutUpHannibal: Gives a small one to Mr. Higglesworth at the end of "Camping" for, as usual, yelling at the gang.
407* ShutUpKirk: Ended up in the receiving end by Brandon during "Field Trips".
408-->'''Brandon''':''"Shut up F O L D I N G C H A I R! Go fold or something!"''
409[[/folder]]
410
411
412[[folder:Slim]]
413Jimbo's often talked about friend outside of the group. Not to be confused with the jerky snack.
414----
415* TheGhost: Not once seen throughout the entirety of the series.
416[[/folder]]
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