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4	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4780847/1/Adventures-in-Babysitting Adventures in Babysitting]]'':
5	-->'''Draco:''' Is that incense or sheep dung?\
6	'''Sigmund:''' Sheep dung incense.
7	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4912291/22/The-Best-Revenge The Best Revenge]]'':
8	-->Finally they reached a large painting of two beautiful blonde women in ancient costume. Harry wondered if they were witches or goddesses--or witches who were worshipped as goddesses.\
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10	Had the world just changed? Snape considered what to do. He considered what he ought to do, what he wanted to do, and what he ought to want to do.
11	* The summary of ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1544852/1/Clueless-By-Night Clueless By Night]]'':
12	-->Harry's run into an unexpected Weasley in the streets of London. Loaded with humor, undead, and humor about the undead.
13	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3157478/5/Dear-Order Dear Order]]'':
14	-->No one at Headquarters could pass up the opportunity to annoy the old man anymore. His continued insistence that they couldn't contact Harry, coupled with him constantly offering tea and lemon drops (and occasionally lemon tea or tea drops, when Remus or Severus got bored) had him getting on even Arthur's normally unshakable nerves.
15	* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11950451/19/A-Different-Professor A Different Professor]]'' Hermione thinks Harry's Animagus form will be a lion, while George thinks it'll be an eagle. Harry turns out to be a griffin.
16	* ''[[http://ficwad.com/story/168414 The End of Pure England]]'':
17	-->'''Harry:''' First of all, those under eleven have been separated out and sent to various countries around the world. They will be raised under probation. If they live their lives within the laws – including the laws saying you shouldn’t reproduce with your siblings, parents, or your parents’ siblings – they should be alright.
18	* ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/413495/chapters/716373 Finding Home]]'':
19	-->'''Death:''' ...Thanos has oft been called the Mad Titan.\
20	'''Harry:''' Trust me, there isn't a single person out there who tried to rule the world or destroy the world or rule and destroy the world that wasn't at least somewhat mad.
21	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14168026/3/A-Ghost-s-Revenge A Ghost's Revenge]]'':
22	-->The bus took off with a whoosh, and Harry had to hold on for dear life. He wasn't tired anymore. This was fast, and he wasn't sure if it was wicked or scary. He finally decided it was wickedly scary. He settled down and started talking to his mum.
23	* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10647664/3/Harry-and-Harley Harry and Harley]]'' a teenage Harley Quinn mentions her parents' attempt to scare her out of her interest in psychology.
24	-->'''Harley:''' Anyway, they took me on a private field trip to Blackgate Prison, home of the insane, the criminals, and the criminally insane.
25	* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6466185/4/Harry-the-Hufflepuff Harry the Hufflepuff]]'' Harry's uncle once took him to Grunnings Drills for some reason or other.
26	-->Being a year or three younger than he currently was, Harry was uncertain about the exact circumstances and whys of his visit, but he vaguely recalled something about possibly meeting some burglars or rioters, or rioting burglars, or maybe it was being a meat shield for Vernon against rioters.
27	* ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/2363591/chapters/5220356#workskin Harry Potter and the Herald of the Dreamland]]'':
28	-->'''Harry:''' Why are we fighting goblins? Why not giants? Or spiders? Or giant spiders?
29	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14339641/5/Harry-Potter-and-the-Order-Defying-Dark-Lords Harry Potter and the Order Defying Dark Lords]]'':
30	-->'''Luna:''' You're so lucky Sally-Anne! All those beautiful dresses for dance! But I can't spend so much time away from the babies…and animals…and baby animals after school.
31	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14119036/14/Harry-Potter-and-The-Wizarding-Marriage-Ritual Harry Potter and the Wizarding Marriage Ritual]]'':
32	-->The majority of the work to be done in the Department of Mysteries was stunning, boring, stunningly boring, repetitious, dull, and uninteresting. Then there were the little rays of sunshine that somehow found their way down to Eric's level.
33	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8101469/1/Hermione-Granger-is-Stupid Hermione Granger Is Stupid]]'':
34	-->Hermione looked like she was about to cry. Or hex her. Or hex her while crying. The girl was scary sometimes.
35	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12127204/8/Hermione-s-Harry Hermione's Harry]]'':
36	-->'''Harry:''' Hmm, let's see, what goes through Harry's head all day? Hermione, sex, sex with Hermione, and Hermione!
37	* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9901496/2/Honestly-Harry Honestly, Harry]]'' Harry and Hermione discuss making portkeys.
38	-->'''Hermione:''' Importantly, there is no limitation on the ''size'' of the object, nor is there a limitation on the ''state'' of the object. As such, there should be nothing preventing you from creating a giant portkey, a liquid portkey, or even a ''giant liquid portkey''.
39	* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12048619/22/The-Ilvermorny-Champion The Ilvermorny Champion]]'' Hermione makes a catty remark about [[ReallyGetsAround Mandy Brocklehurst]].
40	-->'''Harry:''' Wow. Been keeping that one in very long, Hermione?\
41	'''Hermione:''' Yep. Because you've been distracting me... by being nice, then being my boyfriend, then a nice boyfriend.
42	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12188150/6/Like-Grains-of-Sand-in-the-Hourglass Like Grains of Sand in the Hourglass]]'':
43	-->'''Tonks:''' Housework is dangerous. And frustrating. And frustratingly dangerous.
44	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14265111/12/Lucius-Malfoy-Would-Be-Murderer Lucius Malfoy, Would-Be Murderer]]'':
45	-->'''[=McGonagall=]:''' You want to keep your bauble safe? Put it in a Gringotts vault. Or put it under Fidelius. Or put it under Fidelius ''inside'' a Gringotts vault.
46	* ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/4943245/chapters/11347192 Make a Plan]]'':
47	-->'''Ted:''' I've heard [Ludo Bagman] has a problem with debts, gambling, and gambling debts. If you win, you might have a hard time tracking him down again.
48	* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11490053/16/Midnight-Flights-and-Midnight-Follies Midnight Flights and Midnight Follies]]'' Harry is interrupted while making out with Daphne and tries [[ThinkUnsexyThoughts thinking unsexy thoughts]] to banish his erection.
49	-->''Dead puppies. Aragog. Aragog eating dead puppies. Ron's disgusting table manners. Snape. Snape and Ron having babies. Ew!''
50	* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4882425/2/More-Than-Familiar More Than Familiar]]'' Harry's owl Hedwig is revealed to be a witch locked into her Animagus form by an enemy. Harry's Animagus form is also an owl.
51	-->'''Hedwig:''' Gee, I wonder, if you had to choose between flying or sex with me, which one you '''would''' choose.\
52	'''Harry:''' How about sex with you while flying?
53	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11792471/2/Parseltongue-is-Really-Very-Ordinary Parseltongue is Really Very Ordinary]]'':
54	-->'''Uncle Vernon:''' Get rid of it, boy. Get rid of it ''now''!\
55	'''Harry:''' I will, Uncle Vernon. I won't let ''them'' ruin your special evening. Tell the Masons it's a neighbour's kid, if they hear anything. Or a cat. Or a kid ''with'' a cat.
56	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13437959/10/Princeps Princeps]]'':
57	-->'''Voldemort:''' ''Pay attention to me.''\
58	'''Harry:''' ''I don't see a reason to. I know that you brought me here to kill me or torture me. Or kill me after torturing me. You're not going to say anything interesting.''
59	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14225636/79/A-Taste-of-Magic A Taste of Magic]]'':
60	-->''Flynt:''' We respect you Chef. Respect and fear you.\
61	'''Random cook:''' More fear than respect sometimes.\
62	'''Hacker:''' Maybe a fearful respect.\
63	'''Amythyst:''' Or a respectful fear.
64	* In ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8462437/chapters/19807165 This Gonna Be Good]]'' Fred, George and Lee search for a decent Hogwarts Express compartment.
65	-->'''Fred:''' Pick us a winner Lee!\
66	'''George:''' Make sure it's not infiltrated by Slytherins!\
67	'''Fred:''' Or boring book worms!\
68	'''Fred/George:''' Or boring Slytherin book worms!
69	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13420451/4/A-Time-For-Harmony-And-Vengeance A Time For Harmony And Vengeance]]'':
70	-->'''Sirius:''' I'm here under the official protection of Sanctuary.\
71	'''Hermione:''' Sanctuary? But this isn't a church!\
72	'''Sirius:''' People have been married here. People have had babies here. In fact, I think people have gotten married right here in the Hospital Wing while in the process of having babies! I think that qualifies Hogwarts as a place of Sanctuary!
73	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12912621/1/To-Touch-the-Stars To Touch the Stars]]'':
74	-->'''Daphne:''' Not everyone who's a noble is rich like Lucius Malfoy. My grandfather liked to gamble, and party, or gamble while he partied. He practically bankrupted the family.
75	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11445761/26/What-families-do What Families Do]]'':
76	-->'''Harry:''' Bullying my friends, my family or my friends' families is not going to win you in with me, Malfoy, in case you're so dim-witted that you haven't realized it yet.
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79	[[AC:Other]]
80	* ''Fanfic/AmberNightAndTheCurseOfTheDiabolicalPastryThief'':
81	--> "He jumped over a barrel, then rolled beneath a balance beam, then barrel-rolled through an array of laser defense systems specifically designed to stop him."
82	* ''Fanfic/AndSoWeFight:'' Zant dismisses the Ravagers as an ArmyOfThievesAndWhores, almost verbatim. Ishaka indignantly replies some of them are thieving whores.
83	* ''Fanfic/BeyondTheBorders'': In the first chapter when talking about the cancellation of ''Kingdom Hearts 3'':
84	--> “I dunno," Kira said, shrugging. "Maybe the darkness is somehow involved.”\
85	“...Really, Kira?" Sarah responded, with a worn-out expression that seemed to be the non-verbal equivalent of a painful groan. "Corporate espionage is way more likely."\
86	[...]\
87	"Consider this: Both. Corporate espionage by the legions of darkness."
88	* ''Fanfic/BoldoresAndBoomsticks'': Ruby told Nora that Penny has "lasers, and swords, and laser swords".
89	* ''Fanfic/BoyWithAScar'': From Chapter 17:
90	-->'''Nami''': Luffy, what are you doing?
91	-->'''Luffy''': Waiting. Eating. Eating while waiting.
92	* ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'' has Calvin complaining about Dr. Brainstorm's name:
93	--> "That's a dumb name. Why not something interesting? Like Doctor Doom, or Doctor Chaos, or Doctor Chaotic Doom?"
94	* ''WebVideo/CodeMent'':
95	** Lelouch comes up with one of these in when expressing his disappointment with the new Knightmares:
96	--->'''One:''' I dunno. They coulda made them look cooler. Like with more guns and shit. Or put, like, a chainsaw on them--HOLY MARMALADE OF SWEET SUGARY GOODNESS! They should have guns that shoot chainsaws! Someone get on that already!
97	** He later asks the Dark Knights to come up with better ideas to decide who gets the newest model:
98	--->'''Ohgi:''' How about like, a gun that shoots another gun?\
99	'''One:''' Okay, okay, I'm liking it, but it's missing something.\
100	'''Kallen:''' How about a gun that shoots another gun that shoots chainsaw bullets?\
101	'''One:''' Kallen gets the robot.
102	* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'':
103	** In the special [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0JME7eodTk "Episode of Bardock"]]: "Am I in a bed? Does hell have beds? You'd think they'd have beds of spikes. Or spiders! Or spiky spiders...''spikers.''"
104	** In episode 27, Freeza considers what to send the (dead) Ginyu Force's families while effortlessly dodging Vegeta's attacks. Gift baskets? Wine? Gift baskets ''with'' wine?
105	** In episode 31 Maron is introduced to Korin and Yajirobe and wonders if they would have fat men or kitties for kids. Korin concludes they'd have fat kitties.
106	** Episode 33:
107	--->'''Trunks:''' You're probably wondering why I brought you here.\
108	'''Krillin:''' Snacks!\
109	'''Yamcha:''' To kill us!\
110	'''Vegeta:''' To kill snacks!
111	** In episode 43:
112	-->'''Cell:''' Faster than me. That could be a slight pain in the ass. But...\
113	''[Cell gets kicked by Piccolo]''\
114	'''Cell:''' Ow, my ass-butt!
115	* In ''Doofenshmirtz's Daily Dirt,'' a ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' CharacterBlog, [[MadScientist Doofenshmirtz]] complains about kids' bake sales.
116	-->"I guess they're raising funds to, like, put on a musical, or take a field trip to Greenland, or put a musical on ''about'' Greenland, to which I strenuously object to on the grounds that so-called 'Greenland' [[NonIndicativeName is actually covered in ice, making it white]]. [[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy Ironically it's Iceland which is very green]], [[SeriousBusiness and musicals must be written from a place of truth, not lies and deception]]."
117	* ''Fanfic/DungeonKeeperAmi'':
118	** [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/dungeon-keeper-ami-sailor-moon-dungeon-keeper-story-only-thread.30066/page-7#post-6355841 Here]]: "The imp-made engravings had nudity and intertwined bodies too, but they were more stylized and alternated with gory battle scenes. Ami winced a little when she spotted an engraving that mixed both themes."
119	** [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/dungeon-keeper-ami-sailor-moon-dungeon-keeper-story-only-thread.30066/page-6#post-6355814 Here]]:
120	--> "I find out that all portals leading out of my domain have been mysteriously blocked from the outside. At the same time."
121	--> In sharp contrast to the Keeper's expression, his voice remained cheerful. It only got a bit louder when the rattling of the knight shaking in his armour threatened to drown it out.
122	--> "Mysterious. And synchronous. Mysteriously synchronous."
123	* ''Fanfic/ElementalsOfHarmony'': From the first story's [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/1048/19/elementals-of-harmony/epilogue-it-never-fails epilogue]]:
124	--> "Please don't imprison me or banish me or imprison me in the place where you banished me."\
125	\
126	Firstly, [[spoiler:let me assure you that I have no intention of punishing the actions you took while not in your right mind]], especially not through imprisonment, exile, or a combination thereof.
127	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8333963/34/Emerald-Flight-Book-One-Union Emerald Flight Book One: Union]]'':
128	-->'''The Flash:''' Why can't harmless, fluffy alien bunnies ever invade? I mean it's always world domination this or that, or eating humanity or dominating the world while eating humanity.
129	* ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Coco}} Ernesto de la Cruz]] [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/13573815 vs. the Court of Public Opinion]]'':
130	-->De la Cruz’s record-keeping improves after the end of July 1921, when he abruptly leaves the north and returns to Mexico City. Some scholars have argued that he was fleeing a love affair gone wrong. Some, based on an entry in May for $7 ‘brwd frm H’, argue that he was escaping debts. Hernandez (2012) suggests he was running away from a romantic partner to whom he owed money.
131	* ''Fanfic/FriendshipIsMagicTheAdventuresOfSpike'': Spike hopes the Elements of Harmony send Chrysalis to the moon, or turn her to stone, or preferably both.
132	* In the ''WebVideo/FriendshipIsWitchcraft'' episode "Dragone Baby Gone", Fluttershy's stats are:
133	-->'''Skills:''' Clubs, Spikes, Clubbing Spike\
134	'''Item:''' Spiked Club\
135	'''Dislikes:''' Clubbing, [[RunningGag Spike]]
136	* ''Fanfic/GlitterForceIntoTheGlitterverse'': In Chapter 4, Nora and Raina (the Glitterized [[Anime/YesPrettyCure5 Nozomi and Rin]] are noted to be talking about chocolate, butterflies, and chocolate butterflies.
137	* ''WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC'':
138	** The patriotic items Franchise/GreenLantern brings to the video featuring him and ComicBook/CaptainAmerica include an apple pie, an American flag, and an "apple flag pie" (which has a crust resembling the flag).
139	** In one of the movie trailer parodies, this one parodying ''Film/InglouriousBasterds'', ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} plays the sergeant. He gives us "And the skrull will grow to fear the pain they will feel at our hands, and at the edge of our knives, [camera switch to ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}] and the edge of the knives that come from our hands."
140	* ''Fanfic/InvaderZimABadThingNeverEnds'': When contemplating what to do with the intruder in his base (who turns out to be Bob), Zim considers feeding him to mutant dolphins, testing laser weapons on him, or having Zim's experimental Mutant Laser-Dolphins test their lasers on him and then eat him.
141	* ''[[http://vanhinck.deviantart.com/art/Loki-and-Dr-Selvig-Doodles-244517569 Loki and Dr. Selvig]]'':
142	-->'''Dr. Selvig:''' How are you getting all these suits, anyway?\
143	'''Loki:''' Magic! Shoplifting. Magic shoplifting?
144	* In [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11997199/1/Fries this]] ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'' fanfiction:
145	-->'''Deandra''': Thank you, Shay. Mackenzie. [[PortmanteauCoupleName ...Shaykenzie.]]
146	* [[http://vengeancelatte.tumblr.com/post/177811345922/i-couldnt-get-this-idea-out-of-my-head-oops This]] ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia'' fan comic questions what would happen if PrehensileTail Ojiro Mashirao and [[InvisibilityWithDrawbacks skin-only invisibility]] Toru Hagakure had a child...
147	-->'''Midoriya:''' ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext INVISIBLE TAIL.]]''
148	* ''Fanfic/TheNightmareHouse'', a ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'' fanfiction, has Leni have a nightmare about giant talking spiders who suggest enslaving her eating her, or enslaving her and ''then'' eating her.
149	* Chapter 4 of ''Fanfic/NoGodsOnlyGuns'' starts with Lilith and Kaidan arguing over whether to sell the Eridian Artifact or give it to the Alliance. Roland defuses the situation by suggesting that they sell it to the Alliance.
150	* On Ponytopia.net (''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' roleplaying website) the front page has a disclaimer below the introduction that the "portal that looks just like a website" to Equestria is in fact "Not an actual portal, Batteries not included, May contain Ponies, Nuts and nutty Ponies."
151	* ''Fanfic/OhYouDontHaveToDoThatCommunication'': Adrien, Marinette, and Plagg's reaction when they notice [[ThereAreNoCoincidences the suspicious coincidence]] that Adrien happens to find both a Grimoire and a missing Miraculous inside a safe that his father was keeping secret, mainly the possibility that his father could be Hawkmoth.
152	-->'''Adrien''': Yes…[[{{Understatement}} That’s bad, isn’t it?]]\
153	'''Marinette''': More along the lines of suspicious than bad.\
154	'''Plagg''': Nope, it’s suspiciously bad.
155	* ''Fanfic/PastSins'': ''Glimpses 2'': "Day": Summarizing some fiery, angry events:
156	--> it was flames and roars and roaring flames
157	* ''Fanfic/{{Quizzical}}'': From ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/164296/a-little-fixerupper A Little Fixer-Upper]]'', during a summary of Quizzical's training:
158	--> She balanced stacks of books on her head. She balanced on stacks of books. She did both at the same time.
159	* Paper Mario: Legend of the Clouds Chapter 36: [=SchoolTime=]: Part IV - Mario (thinking): "Now I can't even tell if they're stupid, insane, or just cleverly stupid and insane."
160	* In the story ''Fanfic/RainbowInTheDark'', during the Running of the Leaves, Brownie thinks the only way he won't come in dead last is if "one of the participants was a turtle. Or a snail. Or a creature fusing a turtle and a snail."
161	* In the penultimate episode of ''WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged'' has Serena suggests that Anne is "doing drugs, performing a voodoo ritual or doing drugs while performing a voodoo ritual". When pointed out that Anne is praying, she suggests that Anne is "praying to the voodoo gods for more drugs".
162	* In ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8917558/chapters/20427289 Seriously]]'', Bucky brings a hungover Darcy and Jane coffee and a proper breakfast (they were making do with dipping shortbread cookies in a packet of syrup]])
163	-->'''Jane''': Keep him. Find a way. Handcuffs, sexual favors, sexual favors with handcuffs, I don't care. He understands the importance of caffeine and grease after Tequila Tuesdays and that's just not something you let go.
164	* ''Fanfic/SuperheroRPF'' gives us this exchange (they talk about Loki):
165	--> Do you ever get the feeling when you're near him that everything's going to just [[StuffBlowingUp explode for no reason]]?
166	--> '''[=NotTheHawkGuy=] replied''': That or [[AwesomenessIsVolatile catch fire]]. Or turn into bees. Or turn into ''bees on fire''.
167	* In ''Fanfic/VoyagesOfTheWildSeaHorse'', upon hearing that [[Manga/RanmaOneHalf Ranma Saotome]] has never heard of the Manga/OnePiece before, the pawn shopkeeper that Ranma is talking to incredulously asks if Ranma has been under a rock, on a deserted island, or under a rock ''on'' a deserted island.
168	* ''[[http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-18506-9/DragonKitty+A+Witch+s+Family.htm A Witch's Family]]'':
169	-->Every single one of the Weasleys and their guests glared at Percy, muttering beneath their breaths about him being a ‘git’ ‘prat’ ‘wanker’ or, in Ron’s words, a ‘gitty prat of a wanker’.
170	* ''Fanfic/ThePalaververse'': ''Wedding March'': From [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/299424/2/wedding-march/be-sure-to-arrive-in-good-time-so-you-miss-none-of-the-excitement Chapter 2]], when Burro's asking Asinara to leave him be, and explore Canterlot, via {{anaphora}}:
171	--> Appreciate some culture. Appreciate some drinks. Appreciate some cultured drinks.

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