Line #26 Awesome/QI


1	* Any time [[ButtMonkey Alan Davies]] gets the better of anyone, particularly when he wins and in the incident where he switched roles with Creator/StephenFry and proceeded to bully him like you wouldn't imagine. "[[TheDogBitesBack I've been waiting for this opportunity]]!" indeed.
2	** Stephen sets out explaining how long different things (humans, dinosaurs, etc.) would have been around if the whole of the earth had existed over a single year:
3	---> '''Alan''': This is assuming time is linear.
4	** And then Alan doing a little verbal CuttingTheKnot on the topic of bees...
5	-->'''Stephen''': [''holding forth on how bees navigate using the sun''] Amazingly, they can even do this on overcast days and at night by calculating the position of the sun on the other side of the world.
6	-->'''Alan:''' Has it occurred to you that they may not be using the sun? That whoever worked that out is wrong.. "Even when you can't see it or it's on the other side of the world, they still use it," and the bees are thinking, "No we don't, we just remember where we live!" Why is it so remarkable that they know where they live?
7	-->'''Stephen:''' Well, because they have only 950,000 neurons as opposed to our ten ''billion'' neurons in our brains.\
8	'''Alan:''' But they've only got one thing to remember: ''where they live.''
9	** When Sandi Toksvig took over as quizmaster for Series N, Alan won three shows in a row right from the first episode and got many questions right. The panel are particularly astonished in the first episode, and they theorize that he's doing so well because he's no longer intimidated by Stephen.
10	-->'''Cariad Lloyd''': All this time you've been intimidated to say what you know! You can just speak! It's lovely, Alan!\
11	'''Phill Jupitus''': Hang on, I'll throw him off his game. ''([[Series/{{Blackadder}} Lord Melchett]] impression)'' Baaaaah! ''Baaaaaah!''
12	* Phil Kay correctly predicting that his buzzer is going to be a crowing rooster in "Birds".
13	* "Bears" has the cast be given little boards with refrigerator magnet letters. Creator/JimmyCarr promptly uses ''all his letters'' to write out "PUT SMARTIES TUBES ON CATS LEGS MAKE THEM WALK LIKE A ROBOT". He gets applause not only from the audience, [[https://youtu.be/LJ35lX-5-i8?t=30s but from the rest of the panel as well]].
14	--> '''Alan:''' That is unbe-[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]-lievable.
15	:: : Likely the result of some fixing, since this is a joke Jimmy Carr has previously used in his stand-up routine. He also has rather more letters than everyone else, at least partly as a result of pinching extra letters off Creator/BillBailey sitting next to him, as Bill only has enough left for "gay elf romp". On the other hand, it doesn't mean they expected him to do it, just means that they hoped he would.
16	* The reveal in "Cat's Eyes" that answering a question with "Who cares?" is an automatic forfeit.
17	* In the series D episode "Doves", the final question is a bonus question worth 50 points, but Stephen gets confused and provides the answer before asking the question. He's then instructed to ask the question again, and Alan buzzes in and gets the correct answer and hence the bonus points. When the scores are read out a moment later, it turns out that he would have won even without the bonus.
18	* David Mitchell's exceptional bluff to the first question in "Europe", which is directed at him due to his being a historian from Cambridge:
19	-->'''Stephen:''' So, we'd like you to name the 5,732 provisions affecting the enclave of Baarle Hertog in the Treaty of Maastricht. Your time starts now. ''[dings a bell]''\
20	'''David:''' Well... this is an easy one. The enclave actually only exists theoretically because it's a sort of sandbank which was once farmed, but was flooded in the 14th century. It exists between Denmark and Germany in the Heligoland Bight, and it's sort of been an anomaly in diplomatic law ever since then because there were arguments about who owned it theoretically even though no one could go there. And so, the 5,732 provisions are actually a provision for each of the former states of the Holy Roman Empire before it was dissolved by Napoleon.\
21	''[audience begins to applaud]''\
22	'''Stephen:''' That is absolutely... wrong.\
23	''[audience laughs as applause abruptly dies]''\
24	'''Stephen:''' Not ''one thing'' that you said was true! Brilliantly convincing, though. It convinced the audience! They were all set to applaud.
25	* Alan beating Steven at rock-paper-scissors in "Fingers and Fumbs". Not especially spectacular in itself, except for the build-up that lasted much of the episode.
26	* David Mitchell getting two "Teacher's Pet" accolades during the Series F episode "Food". (Unfortunately, it doesn't make him "feel that cool".)
27	* Series G is an extended CMOA for Alan Davies: he wins three shows in a row ("Geography", "Groovy", and "Genius"), ties for first place in a further two ("Gravity" and "Gothic"), and finishes that up when he wins "Geometry" with the highest score all series and indeed the highest score since series D.
28	* In Series "I", Alan Davies correctly guesses the "Nobody Knows" bonus almost every episode. If there is one thing Alan knows, it's nothing.
29	* In the "International" episode, Bill Bailey asks a question about the [[ThePointsMeanNothing scoring system]], then uses the Ignorance bonus to earn 3 points and put himself in the lead before the first question.
30	* A double awesome moment in the "Intelligence" episode. First, for ASIMO, the most advanced humanoid robot, for walking down a step without falling over, for running, and for ''dancing''. The second awesome moment is for ''QI'', for having enough pull to get the most advanced humanoid robot in existence as a guest.
31	* Sandi Toksvig clearly wins the Sport Relief special (even though "everyone was a winner")... despite asking Stephen the night before to be taken out of the roster because she knew nothing about sport at all.
32	* An Awesome Moment for the research team: At the start of the "Jargon" episode, Victoria Coren confesses that she had a dream the previous night that one of the questions would be, "Why was the March Hare so important to the Aztecs?" She dreamed that she answered "They worshipped it," and got the klaxon for that response. Cut to the very last question of the episode -- when Stephen asks the very question, and of course Victoria answers it, ''and'' gets klaxoned -- which is then followed with an extensive explanation on why it wasn't, but could've been an interesting trick question. Recording a specific episode most likely takes only two or three hours.
33	-->'''Stephen:''' I'll go even further than this. There are many people who believe that the rabbits that the Aztecs worshiped were jackrabbits, which are in fact, technically, a type of hare.\
34	'''Victoria:''' ''[astonished]'' And a J-word. This is spooky.\
35	'''Stephen:''' So Victoria Coren... ''[raising his finger at her]'' Burn the witch!
36	* In "Jam, Jelly and Juice", Stephen explains the concept behind "speech jam", in which a person listening to themselves talk with a slight delay will adjust their speech or get muddled. To demonstrate, he gives Alan earphones and a recipe book to recite from, and then turns on the microphone mid-paragraph -- and stares at it disbelievingly as [[NoSell Alan continues reading without any change to diction or speed]]. (Yes, it ''was'' working, as proven by the other panelists' failure to replicate this feat.) The only sign of Alan having ''any'' difficulty with the task is that he unconsciously pulls the book up closer to his face as soon as the microphone is turned on.
37	-->'''Stephen:''' Alan, did you hear your voice back?\
38	'''Alan:''' ''[deadpan]'' Yes, weird.
39	* Invoked by Phill Jupitus in "Jingle Bells". After Stephen lists a number of archaic instruments, Phill asks Danny Baker to name a 70s song that used one of them. He does, immediately.
40	* In "Knowledge", Stephen explains that many things said in previous episodes have since been proven false, and as a result, the panelists are owed some points, which are given back at the beginning of the episode. As a result, Alan wins the episode with 689.66 points.
41	* In a similar fashion to the speech jam incident, "Kinetic" spends time demonstrating some aspects of the center of gravity using brooms. At one point Alan starts balancing his broom vertically on one hand from the broomstick side. Stephen notices this and challenges him to do the same thing using the bristle side, as this should be impossible. He does, easily. Stephen responds in a suitably impressed manner and rips up his next question card without missing a beat.
42	* The Series "O" Christmas episode, "O Christmas Tree", ends with a FlashMob: It turns out that most of the audience for the episode is a professional choir, and they close out the show with a chorus of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas".
43	* Series "R"'s Christmas episode, "Rejoice", features three Guinness World Record attempts, adjudicated by editor-in-chief of GWR, Craig Glenday. Two of them are successful.
44	** Alan goes up against fellow panelist Justin Moorhouse to try and beat the record for the most crackers pulled in 30 seconds. He self-deprecatingly jokes that he won't even match the current mark of 20. He proceeds to plow through 35 crackers, beating Justin by five.
45	** Instead of trying to beat the fastest time to dress in a Santa Claus costume herself (30.94 seconds), Sandi lets her son Theo Toksvig-Stewart go for it. He runs into trouble with the belt on his first attempt, but his second one comes in at 28.91 seconds.
46	* The scene when Alan seems to think it odd that Lew Wallace, a New Mexico Territorial governor, decided to write a book about [[Literature/BenHur Roman chariot racing]], and Stephen lays into him for this attitude:
47	-->'''Stephen:''' Well, what ''should'' he have written about then? Urgh, you wrote a book about something not particularly close to you! You ''wanker''!
48	* Sean Lock's mocking of Rory [=McGrath=]'s constant showing off. "There's some sort of portal to the underworld here, it's ridiculous!" "If I say it in a different language do I get more points?...Ocho! Ocho cardiganes!"
49	* In the same vein, Helen Atkinson-Wood, best known for playing Mrs. Miggins on ''Series/{{Blackadder}}'', earned 200 points for recognizing the chemical equation for an explosion in a custard factory.
50	** Worth pointing out that the equation is actually specifically for the oxidation of glucose, but the oxidation of glucose is often taught to children using an explosion in custard as an example.
51	-->'''Helen''': I believe it's an explosion in a... just a hunch here, a custard factory?
52	-->'''Stephen''': How in the ''hell'' did you know that?
53	* Reducing Stephen to a wreck with just nine words... repeated over and over again, also counting as a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment\|s}}. All together now:
54	-->[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdvD4Fhc_K8 They say of the Acropolis]], where the Parthenon is... That there are''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis No! Straight! Lines!]]'''
55	* Creator/{{David Mitchell\|Actor}}'s rant against his school.
56	* Dave Gorman turning up, and then [[NiceJobBreakingItHero breaking the game]] in his first question.

Context Awesome / QI