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4[[caption-width-right:350:"Things [[MakeItLookLikeAnAccident just seem to happen]] to people who don't drink Wilkins!"]]
5->'''Wilkins:''' Okay, buddy, whaddaya think of Wilkins Coffee?\
6'''Wontkins:''' I never tasted it!\
7''(Wilkins, armed with a cannon, fires at Wontkins at point-blank range, then points the cannon at the camera)''\
8'''Wilkins:''' Now, what do ''[[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou you]]'' think of Wilkins?
9-->-- Typical scenario for a Wilkins Coffee commercial
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11In [[TheFifties 1957]], Creator/JimHenson created a series of commercials for Wilkins Coffee, a local brand in the UsefulNotes/WashingtonDC area (Henson was from DC's inner-ring Maryland suburbs and was studying at the nearby University of Maryland-College Park at the time). The ads featured two early [[Franchise/TheMuppets Muppet characters]] -- a lizard-like creature named Wilkins (who vaguely resembles Kermit the Frog without his iconic collar[[note]]though contrary to popular belief, is not a prototype of Kermit, who existed at the same time as these ads[[/note]]) and a blob-looking creature named Wontkins. These commercials were made for local television stations, which only had ten seconds for station identification. As such, the Muppet commercials had to be lightning-fast -- essentially, eight seconds for the commercial pitch and a two-second shot of the product. From 1957 to 1961, Henson made around 180 commercials for Wilkins Coffee and other Wilkins products, including Community Coffee and Wilkins Tea.
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13The cheerful Wilkins loved Wilkins Coffee, while the grumpy Wontkins hated it. As punishment for refusing to drink the coffee, Wilkins would often do serious harm to Wontkins in the ads -- blowing him up, shooting him, stabbing him with a knife, and smashing him with a club, among many other acts of FamilyUnfriendlyViolence.
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15After the Wilkins Coffee advertisement campaign, Wilkins and Wontkins [[RecycledScript were used for]] [[ArtifactTitle other brands]], such as Nash’s Coffee, Kraml Dairy, La Touraine Coffee, Taystee Bread, Calso Water, Frank's Beverages, Dugan's Bread, Red Diamond Coffee, Merita Bread, Sohio, Martinson's Jomar and Faygo. The last ads featuring Wilkins & Wontkins were produced in 1969 for Community Coffee, just around the time Henson started work on ''Series/SesameStreet''. Though the characters have not reappeared in over 50 years, they remain an important part of Muppet history, as they represent Jim Henson's early success in the TV industry. Despite the Wilkins Coffee corporation itself shutting down in 1992, the Wilkins and Wontkins commercials are [[PopularityPolynomial perhaps more popular now than ever]], thanks to the advent of video-sharing sites like [=YouTube=] and the unearthing of previously lost content from channels on the site.
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18!!Wilkins Coffee advertisements contain examples of:
19* AbusiveAdvertising: Dire consequences are promised for those who hate coffee or, God forbid, prefer a different coffee brand.
20* AmbiguouslyHuman: Wilkins' very simplistic design make it hard to tell what exactly he's meant to be, if he even is meant to be any one particular creature. He ''kind of'' looks human, but not quite. Amusingly, the character's amphibious appearance makes him look a lot like Kermit the Frog, to the point where Wilkins is often mistaken for an early version of Kermit.
21* AmusingInjuries: A recurring theme in the commercials. Wontkins gets shot, stabbed, bludgeoned, trampled, and erased from existence at various points.
22* ArmlessBiped: Some ads provide a brief glimpse of the underside of Wontkins' puppet, revealing him to be a sort of pudgy triangle with nothing past those nubby limbs.
23* ArtifactTitle: The commercials are still mostly referred to by fans as ''Wilkins Coffee'' and the characters as Wilkins and Wontkins, even when they're advertising different products, including other coffee brands. Even the Jim Henson Company's official Youtube channel refers to them by those names.
24* AxCrazy: Wilkins straight-up ''murders'' Wontkins in several ads just for not wanting coffee.
25* BaseballEpisode: One commercial has Wilkins and Wontkins at a baseball field, with the former as an umpire and the latter as a batter. When Wontkins asks Wilkins if he got a ball or a strike, Wilkins asks him if he drinks Wilkins coffee. When Wontkins tells him no, Wilkins tells him "Stee-rike three, you're out!"
26* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: The theme of one commercial:
27-->'''Wilkins:''' Boy, I'd give a million bucks for a cup of Wilkins coffee.\
28''(a cup of coffee appears in his lap)''\
29'''Wontkins:''' ''(appearing beside him)'' Okay, buster, pay up!
30* BitingTheHandHumor: The "TV Anti-Violence League" ad has Wontkins protesting the violent nature of the commercials as a satire of both MoralGuardians and the television censors, and to "appeal" to them, Wontkins is shot with a cannon [[GoryDiscretionShot from behind a curtain]].
31* BizarreTasteInFood: In one commercial, Wontkins ''does'' think Wilkins coffee is delicious... as he eats the powder out of a bowl.
32-->'''Wilkins:''' And it's even better when it's mixed with boiling water!
33* BlackComedyCannibalism: In one commercial, Wilkins and Wontkins are boiled alive by cannibals.
34-->'''Wilkins:''' Hey, the cannibals are boiling us in Wilkins coffee!\
35'''Wontkins:''' Yeah, so what?\
36'''Wilkins:''' I was beginning to think you'd never join me in a cup of Wilkins!
37* BloodlessCarnage: Despite his countless mishaps, Wontkins never shows any actual visible injuries (barring one where he got SquashedFlat), even when stabbed and shot. The only commercial to feature blood exclusively shows the apparent aftermath of Wilkins cleaning blood off his rapier.
38* BluntNo: Wontkins tends to say this, simply responding with "no" to any request to drink Wilkins.
39* BondOneLiner: Many commercials show Wilkins deliver a one-liner after causing Wontkins's latest mishap. For example:
40-->'''Wilkins:''' I just filled my whole swimming pool with Wilkins Coffee.\
41''(Wontkins falls in)''\
42'''Wontkins:''' Help, I'm drowning!\
43'''Wilkins:''' I told him he'd end up drinking Wilkins!
44* BreakingTheFourthWall: Some of the later shorts become quite meta, and feature the characters watching or discussing the commercials themselves.
45* TheChewToy: Wontkins almost never comes out ahead in these commercials.
46* ComedicSociopathy: Wontkins gets shot, stabbed and/or maimed. And it's all played for laughs!
47* TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong: It's really closer to the complainer must ''die''! Wontkins has been squashed, shot, blown up, ''erased from existence'', and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking overcharged for his lunch]], just because he complains about Wilkins Coffee.
48* ConveyorBeltODoom: Of the rotary saw blade kind in one commercial, which Wilkins places Wontkins on for not drinking Wilkins coffee in one ad.
49-->''(as Wontkins moves toward the saw blade)''\
50'''Wontkins:''' I shoulda saw this coming!\
51'''Wilkins:''' He always ''was'' a cut-up.
52* CorruptCorporateExecutive: Mr. Wilkins, the company owner, is often mentioned as being the one who signs off on Wilkins's madness.
53* DangerouslyCloseShave: Implied in one commercial: Wontkins asks Wilkins, who is a barber, to give him a close shave. Wilkins asks Wontkins if he drinks Wilkins Coffee, and when Wontkins says no, Wilkins replies, "This is going to be the closest shave you've ''ever'' had!"
54* DependingOnTheWriter: Does Wontkins hate Wilkins Coffee or coffee in general? Doesn't matter, he'll get hurt either way.
55* DisproportionateRetribution: One of the main themes of these ads. Wontkins gets SquashedFlat, [[ElectricTorture electrocuted]], blown up, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking forced to pay extra on his lunch bill]] just for disliking Wilkins Coffee.
56-->'''Wilkins:''' Lunch and Wilkins Coffee, 75¢.\
57'''Wontkins:''' I didn't drink the Wilkins!\
58'''Wilkins:''' That's $1.00 even! ''(charges Wontkins 25¢ more on his meal)'' It pays to drink Wilkins!
59* DoesNotLikeSpam: Wontkins says multiple times that he doesn't like coffee at all, not just Wilkins, and whenever he ''is'' seen drinking coffee, it's usually out of spite towards Wilkins Coffee.
60* TheDogBitesBack: One commercial sees Wilkins muse that he'd pay $1 million for a cup of Wilkins coffee. Cue the cup appearing in his lap, [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor and Wontkins demanding payment]].
61* DoomedSupermarketDisplay: One commercial for Wilkins Tea has Wilkins as a vendor at a supermarket next to a pyramid with Wilkins Tea on top and the other leading brand on the bottom. Wontkins pulls out a can of the other leading tea, and the pyramid collapses on top of him.
62-->'''Wilkins:''' Another man who thinks for himself!
63* {{Egging}}: In one commercial, Wontkins goes into a cafe and tells Wilkins to give him eggs without Wilkins Coffee. Wilkins then has his employees throw eggs at Wontkins, and says, "A meal without Wilkins is a mess!".
64%% * ElevatorFloorAnnouncement:
65%% -->'''Wilkins:''' Tenth floor: Pots, pans, home furnishings, and Wilkins Coffee!\
66%% '''Wontkins:''' Wilkins Coffee?!\
67%% '''Wilkins:''' Sure, you can't keep house without Wilkins.
68* EmergencyCargoDump: In one commercial, Wilkins and Wontkins are in a hot air balloon that is falling. Wontkins tells Wilkins to throw the Wilkins instant coffee out, but Wilkins throws Wontkins out instead and says, "Just me and Wilkins instant for 80 whole days!".
69* ExactWords:
70** "Wilkins decaffeinated coffee lets you sleep!" Wontkins, who doesn't drink the stuff, gets hit on the head with a container, knocking him unconscious. "It lets ''everybody'' sleep!"
71** In one commercial, Wontkins asks for Brand X instead of Wilkins Coffee, so Wilkins pulls an X-shaped brand out of the fire and brands an X on him.
72* FakeBrit: InUniverse; when Wilkins Tea is the advertised product, Wilkins usually becomes a British stereotype, complete with a tall hat and monocle.
73* FamilyUnfriendlyViolence: Wilkins subjects Wontkins to this for not drinking the coffee.
74* FatAndSkinny: Wontkins and Wilkins, respectively.
75* FauxAffablyEvil: Wilkins always comes off as cheerful and cordial, even when he's inflicting grievous harm on Wontkins.
76* FiveAcesCheater: In one commercial when they are playing poker, Wontkins produces the classic five-aces hand. Wilkins responds appropriately.
77-->'''Wilkins:''' ''(puts a container of Wilkins Coffee on the table)'' I've got a can of Wilkins Coffee! ''(takes out a gun and shoots Wontkins at point-blank range)'' Nothing beats Wilkins!
78* FortuneTeller: In one commercial, Wilkins dresses as a swami named [[SdrawkcabName Snikliw]]:
79-->'''Wilkins:''' ''(to Wontkins, looking into a CrystalBall)'' I see you don't drink Wilkins Coffee.\
80'''Wontkins:''' What about my future?\
81'''Wilkins:''' I hate to tell you, but... ''(discreetly vanishes Wontkins with an explosion)'' you don't have a future!
82* TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou: In a few commercials after Wilkins shoots Wontkins, he outright threatens the viewer.
83-->'''Wilkins:''' ''(pointing cannon at Wontkins)'' Okay, buddy, whaddaya think of Wilkins Coffee?\
84'''Wontkins:''' I never tasted it!\
85'''Wilkins:''' ''(fires cannon at Wontkins then aims the cannon towards the audience)'' Now, what do ''you'' think of Wilkins?\
86'''Wilkins:''' With this camera, I shoot pictures of people who don't drink Wilkins Coffee.\
87'''Wontkins:''' I'm ready. [[TemptingFate Shoot!]]\
88''(Wilkins [[ExactWords shoots Wontkins]] with the gun hidden in the camera)''\
89'''Wilkins:''' ''(swiveling the camera towards the viewer)'' Anybody else?\
90'''Wilkins:''' Howdy, stranger, I hear you don't drink Wilkins Coffee.\
91'''Wontkins:''' Yeah, so what?\
92'''Wilkins:''' ''(puts three in his chest, then points the revolver toward the camera)'' Now, is there any other strangers in town?
93* GameShowAppearance:
94** One commercial features "Honest John Wilkin's Mammoth Quiz", a parody of rigged big-money quiz shows such as ''[[Series/TwentyOne Twenty-One]]'' and ''Series/The64000Question''.
95** The setting of one commercial is Wilkins on a game show, facing the choice between a new car and a can of Wilkins Coffee. He picks the latter.
96--->'''Wontkins:''' We'll never get rid of that car...
97* GirlInTheTower: One commercial had Wontkins, dressed in a wig, playing a damsel in a tower.
98-->'''Wontkins:''' Help, I've been imprisoned!\
99'''Wilkins:''' Why, fair damsel?\
100'''Wontkins:''' I don't drink Wilkins Instant Coffee!\
101'''Wilkins:''' Well, that's the way the old ball bounces.
102* GleefulAndGrumpyPairing: Played with; the Gleeful character, Wilkins, is also a trigger-happy guy who's obsessed with the nominal product and will hurt anyone who says otherwise. On the other hand, the Grumpy one, Wontkins, can't stand the product, but he's mostly all bark and no bite.
103* GloriousMotherRussia: The setting of one commercial, which takes place in a cartoonish version of the Soviet Union.
104-->'''Wilkins:''' ''(to Wontkins)'' Give me some party line coffee.\
105'''Wontkins:''' How about some Wilkins, comrade?\
106'''Wilkins:''' That's capitalist coffee, you traitor! ''(whispering)'' Send two pounds through the back door.
107* GoryDiscretionShot:
108** One commercial has Wilkins and Wontkins fencing. As usual, Wontkins refuses a cup of Wilkins coffee. The next shot shows Wilkins wiping blood off his blade.
109--->'''Wilkins:''' Some learn, some don't!
110** In one commercial, Wontkins comes up to Wilkins (who is brandishing a cannon) and says he won't drink any more Wilkins while holding a picket saying "TV Anti-Violence League". A curtain comes down saying "ONE MOMENT PLEASE..." and a cannon blast is heard. When the curtain comes back up, Wontkins is nowhere to be seen and Wilkins says this:
111--->'''Wilkins:''' Now ''he's'' not gonna drink any more coffee!
112* GrievousBottleyHarm: A few commercials have Wilkins use a bottle as a bludgeon.
113-->'''Wilkins:''' You want a can of Wilkins Coffee?\
114'''Wontkins:''' Naw, give me a bottle of ginger ale.\
115'''Wilkins:''' Okay. ''(WHAM!)'' But he would've liked the Wilkins.
116* HappinessIsMandatory: The idea of forcing people to like the coffee by law is heavily implied in one commercial, where Wilkins is giving a speech while running for office.
117-->'''Wilkins:''' Vote for me, and we'll all drink Wilkins coffee! ''(the crowd cheers and applauds)''\
118'''Wontkins:''' But I don't like Wilkins!\
119'''Wilkins:''' Elect to me, and you'll ''learn'' to like Wilkins! ''(the crowd cheers and applauds again, while Wontkins slumps in his seat)''
120* HighDiveHijinks: One commercial has Wontkins perform a high diving act at a carnival. Wilkins asks Wontkins if he wants some Wilkins coffee before he jumps, and Wontkins tells him, "No!". As Wontkins jumps, Wilkins moves the tank of water away, resulting in Wontkins hitting the ground.
121-->'''Wilkins:''' You miss a lot when you don't drink Wilkins.
122* HighVoltageDeath: Implied in one commercial, in which Wilkins has gotten Wontkins strapped to an electric chair and about to be executed:
123* IdiotBall: Almost always PlayedForLaughs.
124** Between a brand new car or a single case of Wilkins Instant Coffee, guess what Wilkins picks as his game show prize?
125** When flying coach, Wontkins says he'll get off at the next town if the plane he's on only serves Wilkins Coffee. GilliganCut to him getting chucked out of the plane.
126** Wontkins' lunch rounds out to 75¢, but he admits to not have drank the Wilkins Coffee he was given, resulting in his tab [[ArtisticLicenseLaw getting bumped up to $1.00]].
127** Wilkins is getting ready to push a bomb into Wontkins' house, asking him if his house has any Wilkins Coffee in it. Wontkins says no, despite this being akin to a HostageSituation.
128%% * InsultBackfire:
129%% -->'''Wilkins:''' This is Wilkins Coffee, the finest--\
130%% '''Wontkins:''' Ah, go soak your head!\
131%% '''Wilkins:''' In Wilkins Coffee? A pleasure. ''(literally soaks his head in a giant coffee cup)''
132* IronyAsHeIsCast: Zig-zagged, for the never-much-liked-coffee Henson played both the coffee-loving Wilkins and the coffee-hating Wontkins.
133* {{Jerkass}}:
134** Wilkins just loves his namesake's coffee -- and woe to Wontkins and anyone else who doesn't.
135** Wontkins is also rather open about his insults, mostly towards coffee, with Wilkins trying to show him in a variety of ways how they'll get him nowhere.
136* KnifeThrowingAct: One ad has Wilkins as a knife thrower with Wontkins standing at the target. Wilkins had already thrown three knives that landed well clear of the bullseye above Wontkins' head, but when an already-severely-injured Wontkins admits to not drinking Wilkins instant coffee, Wilkins decided to try his next throw blindfolded…
137* LampshadeHanging: Wilkins occasionally pokes fun at Wontkins' GenreBlindness and inability to realize how their interactions usually end.
138* ManOnFire: One commercial has Mr. Wilkins set fire to Wontkins when the latter tells him he's been hired by the former to sell Wilkins coffee.
139%% -->'''Wontkins:''' Old Man Wilkins just hired me to sell his crummy Wilkins coffee.\
140%% (''Mr. Wilkins lights Wontkins on fire.'')\
141%% '''Wilkins:''' I think he just [[{{Pun}} fired]] you, too!
142* MeaningfulName: The creature who loves Wilkins coffee is named Wilkins, while the red creature who hates Wilkins coffee and whom the other creature keeps torturing is named Wontkins.
143* MoneyDearBoy: InUniverse, Wontkins ''immediately'' begins begging for people to buy Wilkins coffee in one commercial after being informed he and Wilkins won't be paid otherwise.
144* MortonsFork: On a few occasions, Wontkins claims to enjoy Wilkins Coffee, solely to avoid being punished. Wilkins sees through the deception and punishes him anyway -- or punishes him for not liking Wilkins Coffee enough.
145%% -->''(Wontkins appears next to Wilkins, who is brandishing a large club)''\
146%% '''Wontkins:''' ''(in a stilted, scripted manner)'' Wilkins makes good coffee.\
147%% ''(Wilkins smacks Wontkins with the club)''\
148%% '''Wontkins:''' Better coffee?\
149%% ''(Wilkins hits Wontkins again with the club)''\
150%% '''Wontkins:''' Wilkins makes the ''best'' coffee!\
151%% '''Wilkins:''' ''(nodding in approval)'' Congratulations.
152* NeverSayDie: Although it is ''very'' obvious in a lot of Wilkins commercials that death has occurred or has been threatened, it isn't outright ''said''.
153* NotHisSled: Even while they were on the air, the Wilkins commercials were best known for their gratuitous use of FamilyUnfriendlyViolence at Wontkins' expense. This makes the not insignificant number of commercials where Wontkins ''isn't'' punished in some form (or in some cases, doesn't appear at all) a bit of a shock.
154* ObsessiveSpokesperson:
155** The main character of the ads is Wilkins, a vaguely lizard-ish puppet who regularly visits DisproportionateRetribution on his friend Wontkins for the crime of disliking said coffee. This includes shooting Wontkins, stabbing him with a rapier, blasting him point-blank with a cannon, flattening him with a steamroller, and blowing up his house - -and [[AbusiveAdvertising then Wilkins implies the same fate will befall the viewer as well]], if they don't drink Wilkins Coffee. When he isn't inflicting over-the-top violence in the name of coffee, Wilkins will gleefully soak his head in Wilkins Coffee (literally), and may even be willing to pay a million dollars for a single cup.
156** Some of the ads imply that ''everyone in the world'' is similarly obsessed with Wilkins Coffee, and Wontkins is the only outlier. For example, in one ad Wilkins competes on a game show, and for the grand prize he gets his choice of either a new car, or Wilkins Coffee. Without hesitating, he chooses the coffee. The game show host laments, "We'll never get rid of that car."
157* OhCrap: Wilkins puts a lit bomb on Wontkins' windowsill and asks him if he has Wilkins. Wontkins says he doesn't, and Wilkins pushes the bomb inside. Wontkins understandably panics, while Wilkins marches off saying, "A house isn't a home without Wilkins." as the bomb detonates and destroys the house.
158* PieInTheFace: Happens at least twice, once with a regular pie and once with a strawberry shortcake, which is thrown in Wontkins' face by Wilkins for refusing Wilkins coffee to go with the dessert in question.
159%% * {{Pun}}: A regular feature of the commercials. Example:
160%% -->'''Wilkins:''' ''(to Wontkins)'' I have Wilkins Coffee and another kind of coffee.\
161%% '''Wontkins:''' I want the cheap stuff.\
162%% ''(baby birds pop out of the can labeled "CHEAP COFFEE")''\
163%% '''Baby Birds:''' ''Cheep! Cheep! Cheep!''\
164%% '''Wilkins:''' Sorry, but that other coffee's for the birds!
165* ReachingBetweenTheLines: In one commercial, Wilkins is on the phone to a grocery store to ask for some Wilkins Instant Coffee -- which is immediately sprayed out of the phone's mouthpiece and into his mouth.
166-->'''Wilkins:''' Man! How instant can you get?
167* RealLifeWritesThePlot: Ironically, it was actually quite easy for Jim Henson to come up with the many ridiculous ways to punish Wontkins, because like Wontkins, Henson himself never liked Wilkins Coffee, either -- or coffee at all, for that matter. Thus, these commercials became a playful way for Henson to think of what it would take for him to drink coffee, and the answer was: a lot.
168* RedScare: One commercial has Wilkins and Wontkins as Soviet communists. Wilkins orders "party line" coffee (which has a HammerAndSickle logo), and Wontkins offers Wilkins brand himself. Wilkins shouts that "that's capitalist coffee, you traitor!" before asking for two pounds of it in a hushed tone. Message: don't be like those DirtyCommunists, drink Wilkins!
169%% * ReversePsycho: Wilkins ''and'' Wontkins.
170* RightForTheWrongReasons: In one commercial where Wilkins would be justified in shooting Wontkins, Wilkins is a bank teller and Wontkins is a bank robber. But Wilkins didn't shoot Wontkins for trying to rob the bank, he did it because the robbery disrupted his coffee break.
171* SadistShow: There is lethal harm done to one of the characters in almost every commercial.
172* SawAWomanInHalf: One commercial features a magician named Wilkins the Great, attempting to saw Wontkins in half:
173-->'''Wilkins:''' This volunteer doesn't drink Wilkins Instant Coffee!\
174'''Wontkins:''' I hope you know what you're doing!\
175'''Wilkins:''' ''(begins sawing)'' Oh, I do!
176* SchmuckBait: Wilkins sets everything up in this way and Wontkins always seems to fall for it.
177* SdrawkcabName: One commercial features Wilkins as "Snikliw the Swamee".
178* SeriousBusiness: One can get the impression that this is how Wilkins feels about trying to sell his namesake's coffee (see also: TakeThat). In spite of all the abuse he takes, even Wontkins gets in on the deal in one commercial:
179-->'''Wontkins:''' When's Old Man Wilkins going to pay us for all this foolishness?\
180'''Wilkins:''' When we sell more Wilkins Coffee.\
181'''Wontkins:''' ''(to the camera)'' Buy Wilkins, will ya?
182* SpaceWhaleAesop: These commercials were approaching this with obvious irony long before irony in advertising even existed: drink Wilkins coffee, or a crazy lizard puppet will kill you.
183* SquashedFlat: One commercial shows Wontkins get flattened to a paper-thin shape.
184-->'''Wontkins:''' I'm gonna drink this coffee and it's not Wilkins!\
185''(Wilkins runs over Wontkins with a steamroller, flattening him)''\
186'''Wilkins:''' Doesn't that coffee taste kinda [[{{Pun}} flat]]?
187* StewedAlive: One commercial has a CannibalTribe boiling Wilkins and Wontkins alive in a cup of Wilkins coffee. Wilkins is happy that Wontkins finally joined him in a cup of Wilkins.
188* StuffBlowingUp: Objects randomly exploding are a common feature of the commercials. Even ''Wontkins himself''.
189-->'''Wilkins:''' ''(manning a detonator)'' Ya' know, people who don't drink Wilkins coffee just blow up sometimes!\
190'''Wontkins:''' Aw, that's a lot of--\
191''(Wilkins presses down on the detonator, causing Wontkins to somehow explode)''\
192'''Wilkins:''' See what I mean?
193* SwallowedWhole: Happened to Wontkins in one episode when he and Wilkins are divers in an ocean:
194-->'''Wilkins:''' Let's go up to the surface for some Wilkins Coffee.\
195'''Wontkins:''' I never touched the stuff.\
196''(a passing whale opens its mouth and catches Wontkins in it, swallowing him whole)''\
197'''Wilkins:''' You should; it's a whale of a coffee!
198* TakeThat: Played with: up to now, commercials would just display the product and hope the people would buy it. Henson used these commercials to make fun of advertising itself in a mock-heavy-handed approach and essentially tell the people to buy the product being advertised -- or else!
199* TarAndFeathers: In one commercial, Wilkins says that people who don't drink Wilkins Coffee should be tarred and feathered, and asks Wontkins if he agrees. Wontkins, who is covered in tar and feathers, appears and says, "Wrong!".
200* ATasteOfDefeat: A handful of commercials ended with Wilkins on the receiving end of abuse instead of, or at least alongside Wontkins. Apparently, he's not the only one who's SeriousBusiness about pitching the coffee.
201* TeamRocketWins: A couple commercials end with Wontkins one-upping Wilkins.
202* TheTelevisionTalksBack: One ad has Wontkins trying to rag on the Wilkins commercials, but Wilkins, who is in an advertisement himself, won't let him get a word in.
203-->'''Wontkins:''' Those Wilkins Coffee commercials!\
204'''Wilkins:''' ''(from inside the television)'' You don't like 'em?\
205'''Wontkins:''' No!\
206'''Wilkins:''' Then, let me fix your set. ''(ducks down; elevision explodes)''\
207'''Wontkins:''' Ya' can't win...
208%% * TemptingFate: Poor Wontkins does this ''a lot'' when he refuses to believe anything bad will happen to him.
209* TheyKilledKennyAgain: Wontkins is constantly being murdered.
210* ThinkOfTheCensors: In one ad, Wontkins is carrying a [[WavingSignsAround picket sign]] reading "TV Anti-Violence League", and says that he's not gonna drink any more Wilkins Coffee in protest of the violent commercials. Wilkins responds by dropping a curtain, and killing Wontkins anyway.
211* ThisIsGonnaSuck: Wontkins' default face, as he's usually, if not always, the victim of abuse courtesy of Wilkins, just for not liking coffee.
212* TooDumbToLive: As Wilkins points out in some of the commercials, no matter how many times he's been maimed, shot, set on fire etc. Wontkins just never learns to accept the coffee without complaining.
213* UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom: Wilkins' psychiatrist appears to be the one who caused him to become zealously addicted to Wilkins Coffee.
214-->'''Wilkins:''' I love my Wilkins Coffee!\
215'''Wontkins:''' You oughta see a psychiatrist!\
216'''Wilkins:''' I did; that's who ''told'' me about Wilkins! I used to love my raincoat...
217* VocalEvolution: Wilkins and Wontkins sound markedly different in the early commercials. Like most characters voiced by Jim Henson, they eventually settled into sounding similar to Kermit the Frog and Rowlf the Dog.
218* WaterTorture: After Wilkins hits Wontkins in the face with his strawberry shortcake, he follows up by slowly pouring the cup of Wilkins Coffee he offered on Wontkins' head, which is likely still hot.
219* WhatWereTheySellingAgain: Commercials that feature characters threatening harm, bodily or otherwise, on someone who doesn't buy the advertised product can somehow overshadow the product itself and spawn merchandise of the characters doing the advertising. This allowed the ads to be re-purposed for many, many products, most notably [[https://chicagotonight.wttw.com/2015/12/16/ask-geoffrey-how-small-downtown-building-escaped-demolition Kraml Milk]]. New versions of each commercial had to be made so that the puppets' voices and mouth movements matched, but the substance could remain the same.
220* WholesomeCrossdresser: Wilkins and Wontkins both occasionally dress as the opposite sex in certain skits.
221* WilliamTelling: One commercial shows Wilkins and Wontkins doing the old trick of splitting an apple on the head with an arrow. After Wontkins claims to not like the coffee, Wilkins shoots, then after a thunk, ominously announces:
222-->'''Wilkins:''' We can still use the apple again!
223* WithFriendsLikeThese: Wilkins and Wontkins are occasionally portrayed as being friends, but Wilkins is always happy to kill off Wontkins the second that he reveals his disdain for coffee. Subverted in many other commercials, where they're portrayed as being complete strangers.

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