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From YKTTW Working Title: Twerp Sweating
Latw PIAT: I have two examples of this I can't place. One involves the President and his daughter, and goes something like: "Just remember these two things; Back by eleven and the 82nd Airborne works for me." while the other, even more paraphrased, goes something like "[if sex occurs]...I will have a Vietnam flashback and assume you're an enemy helicopter and act accordingly. Further, I want her back here at precisely eleven. You have ten fingers, ten toes and one penis, meaning you can be up to 21 minutes late."
