This is discussion archived from a time before the current discussion method was installed.
Seven Seals: Free idea: have a character whose name is "Town Guard". Hilarity Ensues. "Have you spoken to mr. Guard yet?" "Who?" "Town! The guy at the gate!"
Orange Aipom: Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep". Iono why.
Discar: Added the Galaxy Quest quote from memory. If someone remembers it better, a fix would be great.