SMG4 - 2024 Bloopers / Funny

Unsurprisingly, SMG4's videos are full of opportunities for laughter.

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Mario Opens a Can of Beans

The whole episode is a Family Guy parody, complete with opening and closing credits based on that very show. And begins with a "remember the time when you..." flashback.
The beans join the list of things that can't be opened by normal means.
Meggy tries to think of an alternative to opening the forbidden chest. The most she can think of is an Inkling plush falling over into a bowl of ramen, resulting in an Error model replacing her head.
- Meggy swears on Cthulhu that if the boys tries to use the chest...but the scene transitions on her and she tries to drag the previous scene back in.
The fact that Peter Griffin is apparently a powerful entity in this universe that our heroes keep trapped in a chest.
- And that his name was bleeped out so it could have meant anything. SMG4 had to throw the bleep bar away when this punchline was revealed.
Mario suddenly develops voice acting for a heartfelt plea to spare his beans. It doesn’t work.
SMG3 wonders what the deal with Peter and Mario was about. When told it's "Family Guy stuff", he admits it makes sense.
At the end, it’s revealed that Peter and Mario ate from a can of beans Lois was storing the ashes of her mother in.
Lois: PetaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHH—

You Used To Be Cool...

The Failure Montage of Eggman trying to coach SMG3 through being a villain:
- After a short rehearsal goes well, SMG3 screws up a bank robbery by demanding they put the money in his ass. Birdo is happy to oblige, which makes SMG3 collapse in on himself.
- SMG3 successfully poisons a drink and stirs it with his finger, only to stupidly suck the residue off it once he's done. He crumples to the ground. To add insult to injury, the poisoned drink was for Swag, who isn't affected at all, complimenting the taste as being "like how they served it in Vietnam".
- SMG3 poorly vandalises the Mona Lisa with an advertisement for his cafe. Kaizo walks by and calls it disgusting, making SMG3 cry.
- SMG3 is tasked to steal a car. Too bad he ends up stealing Boopkins toy car right next to it. Cue the slowest police chase in the world.
Boopkins’ reasons for joining Villains Anonymous? Revenge on SMG3 for getting carjacked and a chance to make new friends. He’s promptly kicked out for the latter reason.

CEO of Rizz

While SMG3 begs Miku to go back, he tells her that the only thing Boopkins did wrong was being a goddamn loser.

REMASTERED64: Who Let the Chomp Out?

Now when Mario’s wearing the Goomba mask, it’s attached to a Koopa shell he’s got on his head. Suffice to say this finally explains the Koopa freaking out in his underwear.
The Goomba "mating call" now starts with Mario spinning around in front of a red void.
Throughout the build up to the Chain Chomp's release, said Chain Chomp watches the plumbers screw around. It also has a silly closed mouth expression the whole time.
Sadly due to copyright, the original version of "Who Let The Dogs Out?" couldn't be used in the remaster. Luckily SMG4 was able to get a similar version for it, unfortunately this version is sung by Toad.
Peach trying to run to turn off the stove, as in the original. This time, her Gmod model moves just like her n64 model moved waving arms and all.
As with the Freddy's Spaghetteria remake, a lot of the facial expressions are taken up to eleven thanks to years of animation experience.
This time Mario actually looks mad at the memory of Toad.
After Mario refuses to help after the Fourth Wall Psych, he twirls around to the right before sticking his head into the ground.
Peach looks incredibly unamused during Toad's Unsportsmanlike Gloating.

SMG4 News

The entire episode is a riot of humor as SMGs 3 and 4 try to report the news... with disastrous results:
- The first segment involves a bunch of firefighter cats trying to rescue Steve from a tree. If that wasn't absurd enough, then there's Hal Monitor "breaking [the scene] down to SMG4"... then literally break-dancing.
- SMG3 trying hard to plug III's Coffee 'N Bombs store to gain more customers, even pulling an FNAF-styled jumpscare. Even the headlines poke fun at his desperate attempts.
  Chyron: Chief broadcaster determined to get dying store off the ground.
- The weather segment goes hilariously awry as well; Boopkins, the weatherman, takes a pity on an area with 73°F of temperature, so he waters it. Cue an Epic Fail as the temperature jumps to 160°F... or rather not, as SMG3 is the culprit messing with the controls for fun. Their fight messes the weather monitor up so much that an unaware and horrified Fishy opts to commit suicide by jumping from the nearest window... from the ground level.
- Luigi and Whimpu as villains. Their "deeds" are quite funny, but Swagmaster incapacitating them by showing them pictures of sex drives it into the stratosphere.
- SMG3's "special report". And by that, we mean the utter slander of SMG4 by showing many of his videos to various haters. The part where gets to Saiko takes the cake:
  Saiko: (on the verge of a meltdown) "Poggers"... "Based"... "Cringe"... Shut the *** up!
  - Then we cut to Frankie and his father, and the former is so hopped up from SMG4's videos that SMG3 suggests killing him off. And it seems the dad actually agrees with 3.
- Meggy's sports segment involves her interviewing a professional basketball star, so you can't blame her for being baffled when Mario turns out to be said star. Even funnier is how the plumber got his title; swallowing a basketball, turning his into that of the floating Mario head, and letting it float around dunking hoops under Meggy's shocked face.
- Shroomy is reporting a traffic jam from above caused by Luigi and Whimpu... right in the path of Mario's head. Poor Shroomy...
  Shroomy: (as the helicopter crashes to the ground) TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEEEEEEM!
- SMG3 going on the move with loads of misinformation. Highlights include:
  - First, he ruins the peace between the Teletubbies and Veggietale vegetables, who were originally reported to declare peace after a war involving the last cookie from a cookie jar, by claiming that the Teletubbies went back on their promise. The two groups stare at each other, whip out weapons, and go back to try and tear each others' throats out.
  - When it's Rob's turn to report finance, he drives the scarecrow to suicide by claiming Elon Musk bought out the Internet.
  - Soon, SMG4 gets back at the big jerk... by bankrupting his coffee shop with the claim of eternal free items.
- The coup de grace of an ending where SMG3, angry over what SMG4 did, kidnaps and drags the entire news station to space- and more precisely a black hole which swallows them all. The YouTuber's hilarious Dissonant Serenity sells it:
  SMG4: (as Meggy and Fishy Boopkins don horrified faces) Oh hey that's us... Would you look at that?

Trash Friends

Mario BLJs into the trash, SMG4 and SMG3 try to follow him, but they're bad at BLJing.

The Day my Arm Went Psycho

Meggy spritzing Mario.
Meggy: NEXT TIME, IT WON'T BE WATER!
Tari's arm suddenly starts going crazy, resulting in it slapping Mario in response to him suggesting that she be a "super pizza maker", then launching Meggy through the ceiling into an airplane.
- When Tari runs off, Mario begs her not to do the "mario genocide run any%."
When Tari’s Meta Runner arm, now named “Clench” comes to life, it starts describing her with details such as “stupid old” and “comes from ***” Turns out he (for whatever reason) isn’t allowed to remember where Tari comes from.
The fact that Clench is only named as such in the subtitles after Tari officially gives him that name... and after he pesters her into giving it to him, when he could have easily told her "call me Clench" or something similar.
Clench wants to start touching things now that he’s alive. Unfortunately for Tari, they’re in the bathroom and yes, he does feel the inside of the toilet bowl and nearly drowns. Only in an SMG4 episode can a statement like that make sense.
Clench’s hyperactive, annoying behavior in general.
- Clench accidentally spilling a hot tea kettle on Tari (and mistaking her screaming for her speaking French).
- Demonstrating the endless Swiss army features of Tari’s metarunner arm.
- Tari tries grabbing a tie with Clench and he spits it out like it was in his mouth.
- Clench getting eyeballs when he looks at the ducks.
The job interview:
- Tari’s interviewing for some unspecified job at some unspecified office. And who’s the interviewer? Mumbo Jumbo.
- Clench insulting Mumbo to which the shaman replies, “please save the insults for the underlings”.
- Clench saying “I committed many murders!” Which Mumbo liked.
- Clench pulling off some seriously sick pen twirling ending in throwing the pen like a missile and shooting down a helicopter, which Mumbo also likes.
- Mumbo’s final test for the interview, having Bob come in and roast Tari. Clench claps back with a simple “who asked?”, which annihilates the Garo. Apparently murder is not over the line for Mumbo unless it’s his top employee.
  - The idea that Bob can get a job in finance yet lives in a literal dump.
The billboard for 3’s Coffee and Bombs. Starting wage: 2 cents an hour!!!
Clench transforming into a minigun and singing the Transformers: Generation 1 theme in response to Tari's frustration to Mario refusing to apologize to the monkey that he angered. Tari goes with it.

My First Ever Video Unnecessarily Remastered (and more!)

At the very start, the original video is shown with no alterations. Tiny resolution, loud pinging sound and all. Then current day SMG4 slides in and gives the camera an unimpressed look. It's almost as if Luke himself is acknowledging the original video being a huge source of Old Shame for him. He then physically grabs the video and stretches it out to fit the video player (changing the footage from being filmed in Super Mario 64 to being filmed in Garry's Mod in the process). SMG4 then gives an approving nod before exiting stage left.
The opening which includes SMG4 changing Peach's letter to say "I baked your ass some cake, Get over here, fat boi!" complete with multiple Visual Puns, Lakitu getting randomly hit by a plane, a flock of Heavies flying and squawking like birds and Mario getting stuck in the warp pipe before getting spat out.
The ending of the remastered "The Cake is a Lie"; instead of Mario simply picking up Peach and throwing her like the original video, Mario grabs Peach's arm, then does a spin-throw on her, resulting in A Twinkle in the Sky. Mario then explodes, causing a World-Wrecking Wave instead of just exploding into a coin. Toad celebrates, only to get killed by the explosion.

SMG 4 & SMG 3 Design A Mascot Horror

When the meme guardians try to figure out who their voice actor for Spanky should be, Mario suggests Boopkins. Cue a shot of Boopkins in a recording studio, yelling really loudly into a microphone and inexplicably exploding.

SMG 4 Doesn't Meme For 1 Second

SMG4 showing a meme to everyone is typical SMG4 behavior. Him going as far as to emulate the meme during one of his friends' aunt's funeral? Pure Black Comedy.
"Your brain has almost completely rotted.". Cue a closeup of a pricelessly hilarious expression from SMG4, complete with sparks flying from his head.
With the gang completely out of ideas to cure his friends, Mario tries to come up with one. Let's just say the others were better off not hearing it, especially when Mario has a large variety of Noodle Implements at the ready.
- Before Meggy mercifully brings his twisted ideas to a halt, his other friends' reactions are mostly consisting of pure horror (and in Saiko's case, outright covering Tari's ears)... except for Luigi (who grumpily facepalms at his brother's stupidity) and SMG3 (who is smiling in approval, implying he was going to condone this if Meggy hadn't shut Mario up).
While the Glitchy Gang reacts in horror to "normal" SMG4, Bob shoots Mr. Niceguy in the crotch.
Meggy: CHANGE SMG4 — Bob, that was way over the line, what the hell — CHANGE SMG4 BACK TO NORMAL OR ELSE!
The main antagonist, Mr. Niceguy, gloats that only those who have been lobotomized can enter the Lobotomy Storage room to get SMG4's missing lobe back. Mario, in less than five seconds, strolls in and come back out with it, essentially implying Mario is lobotomized. The deeply shocked-turned-disturbed faces on his friends is what sells it.

Super Mario 64 Poorly Explained

Peach's letter suddenly ending with "If you know what I mean"
Mario stripping a Lakitu to the bone with his Backwards Long Jump.
Mario getting a star after decapitating Toad via kicked TV.
In Jolly Roger Bay, Unagi eats Mario, who promptly Captures him.
Mario walking in on Bowser singing to Peach in Bowser in the Dark World...specifically Me So Horny. Mario claims he's got something very important to attend to and jumps into a nearby bomb.
In Cool Cool Mountain, Mario dropping the baby Penguin off a cliff...set to audio of Master Oogway's death.
Big Boo's Haunt has Mario summoning Luigi...and promptly using him to distract the Boos.
In Shifting Sand Land, Klepto steals Mario's hat followed by his clothes leaving him in his boxers.
In Lethal Lava Land, Mario sees Waluigi selling water, a Bully getting a bottle of water from a vending machine...and the volcano. Guess where Mario decides to go.
Mario getting beaten up by Handsome Squidward in Dire, Dire Docks.

Mario the Exploro

Once again, SMG4 and Mario are trapped in a Puzzlevision show… and once again, Mario is the animal sidekick.
The duo’s goal is to visit SMG4’s parents. And they love him, unlike Mario’s, according to SMG4.
- Once they do reach their destination, they only find an empty house. That’s when SMG4 remembers he actually doesn’t have parents. They celebrate anyway.
After Mr. Puzzles makes his grand return and tells Mario and SMG4 about his new plan, they... casually leave while barely acknowledging his existence, all while he's begging them to come back. Looks like the Villain Decay is already setting in.

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