Related to Signature Scene, a Signature Line is a quote of dialogue that everyone remembers from a work of fiction, and has become synonymous with it. When the general public thinks of the work, this is the one quote that immediately springs to mind, and may be the only reason to remember the work at all.
There are many reasons that the line may stand out. It may be...
- A major centerpiece of the marketing for the work, possibly the tagline,
- The opening line or monologue of a famous work,
- A line that evoked major controversy,
- A line that is incredibly ridiculous or narmful in what is supposed to be a serious work, and/or
- The major twist in the work.
No matter the reason, the Signature Line is cemented in the minds of the general public. If you have actually seen the work yourself and are familiar with it, there may be lines that stick out more for you.
For game shows, the Elimination Catchphrase usually becomes the show's signature line as well.
A Signature Line is a line of dialogue that actually appears in the work. If the line is never actually spoken in the work, it's an example of Beam Me Up, Scotty!.
Signature Lines are likely to succumb to Memetic Mutation (usually, Memetic Mutation is how they become the Signature Line), and thereby result in viewers Watching It For The Meme.
Don't confuse this with a Character Catchphrase; a signature line is something viewers might watch the entire show simply to hear, not just something that gets said a lot. If many different people in the show say it, it's the show's Arc Words. Sometimes, of course, a catchphrase or arc words can catch on and come to define the show in popular imagination, but it's rarer than you'd think — the vast majority of signature lines are only spoken once in the work where they appear. Also not to be confused with Tagline or Wham Line.
NOTE: Since these are signature lines, spoilers won't be marked.
Examples
- "Mama mia! That's a spicy meatball!" (Alka Seltzer)
- "FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE!" (Big Bill Hell's)
- "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!" (Billy Mays)
- "Hey kid... catch." "Wow, thanks, Mean Joe!" (Coca-Cola)
- Flex Seal:
- "To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!"
- "Now that's a lotta damage!"
- "Oh no, Mrs. Burke! I thought you were Dale!" (Grape-Nuts)
- "Uh...khakis?" (Jake from State Farm)
- "OH YEAH!" (Kool-Aid)
- "HEY!" (LEGO City commercials)
- "I've fallen! And I can't get up!" (Life Alert)
- "Long long maaaaaaaan!" (Long Long Man)
- "Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse." (The Man Your Man Could Smell Like)
- "You're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it." (Men's Warehouse)
- "...make the bad guys cry like an anime fan on prom night." (Mighty No. 9 Masterclass trailer)
- "I don't always drink beer...but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends." (The Most Interesting Man in the World)
- Sega Genesis U.S. commercials:
- "You're a kid now! You're a squid now!" (Splatoon commercials)
- "Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!" (Trix)
- Vince Offer:
- "You followin' me, camera guy?"
- "You're gonna love my nuts."
- "TETSUO!" "KANEDA!" (AKIRA)
- "Hello, everynyan!" How are you? "Fine, thank you." "OH MY GAH!" "I wish I were a bird." (Azumanga Daioh)
- Berserk:
- "I sacrifice."
- "GRIFFIIIIITH!"
- "That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron."
- "Not giving up... IS MY MAGIC!" (Black Clover)
- Bleach:
- "BAN-KAI!"
- "GETSUGA TENSHOU!"
- "Everything was all according to my plan."
- "What's the difference between a king and his horse?"
- "KUROSAKI ICHIGO!!!"
- "What is this 'heart' you speak of? If I tear your chest open, will I see it there? If I smash your skull open, will I see it there?"
- "Now I see. Her heart was right here... in my hands."
- "Since when were you under the impression that I wasn't using Kyoka Suigetsu?"
- "Let me tell you something: your puny imagination can't create anything that I can't cut. You know why? Because I am Kenpachi."
- "One truth prevails!" (Case Closed)
- "Fukou da" ("Such misfortune"; translated as "Rotten luck..." in the anime's dub) (A Certain Magical Index)
- "The future rules!" (Chainsaw Man)
- "Dr. Volga, forgive me!" (Chargeman Ken!)
- Code Geass:
- "Lelouch vi Britannia commands you..."
- "ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!!"
- "You fellas know full well what this badass mother can do!" (English dub)
- "Bang." (Cowboy Bebop)
- SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...
- YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT.
- "Kamukura, Kamukura, YASS QUEEN~!" (Danganronpa 3: The End of Hope's Peak High School, English dub)
- Death Note
- "Just as planned."
- "I am JUSTICE!"
- "I will be the God of this New World!"
- "I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!"
- "MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!!" (Densha de D)
- Dragon Ball
- "KAMEHAMEHA!"
- "Eternal dragon! Come forth, and grant us our wish!"
- "Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?" "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAND!!!"
- "WHAT, NINE THOUSAND!?"
- "This isn't even my final form."
- "FINAL FLASH!"
- "Goodbye. Bulma. Trunks. And yes, even you, Kakarot."
- "Fu-sion! Ha!"
- “KAKAROT!” And "Monster! No, I am the Devil" (for the Broly movies)
- "Don't shoot! He isn't black!" (Dragon Ball Super)
- "I...am...atomic." (The Eminence in Shadow)
- "We mages of Fairy Tail...are experts at property damage!" (Fairy Tail)
- "I ask of you: Are you my Master?" (Fate/stay night)
- "I am the bone of my sword."
- "Yorokobe, shounen." (Rejoice, young man.)
- "Ekusu...KARIBAAAAAAAAAAAA". (Excalibur)
- "BAASAAKAA". (Berserker)
- "People die when they are killed."
- "Just because you are correct doesn't mean you are right!"
- "There is no rule that says an imitation cannot defeat the original!"
- "Here I come, King of Heroes. Do you have enough weapons in stock?"
- "COOOOOOOOL!" (Fate/Zero)
- "Lancer died!" "You bastard!" (Carnival Phantasm; the line is a Shout-Out to the Japanese dub of South Park)
- Fist of the North Star
- "Omae wa mo, Shinderu!" (You Are Already Dead)
- "Waga shougai ni ippen no kui nashi!!" (Of this life, I have no regrets!)
- "Ore no na o itte miro!" (Say my name!)
- "I can kill anything that exists - even if it's God" (The Garden of Sinners)
- “Shirotabi please forgive me for bringing you back to life! I know now that it could never work between us! As much as we wanted to could never be!... Not because you’re a rabbit, but because you’re black." (Ghost Stories)
- Gintama:
- "Zura janai, Katsura da!" ("It's not Zura, it's Katsura!")
- "SHOGUN KAYO!!!" ("IT'S THE SHOGUN?!")
- "Say hello to Sensei for me."
- Gundam: The pilots' launching catchphrases in general (e.g. [name of pilot]. [name of mecha]. [launching catchphrase]).
- Mobile Suit Gundam
- "This is no Zaku boy! No Zaku!"
- "That's twice! Not even my father hit me!"
- Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam
- "Kamille's a Man's name! AND I'M A MAN!"
- "I came here to laugh at you."
- "Captain Quattro, he is A CHAR".
- "I'm gonna violate you!"
- "Men are perhaps born to fight each other. And women are perhaps fated to be their tools."
- "I've never betrayed anyone in my entire life."
- Mobile Suit Gundam 0083: Stardust Memory
- "I've got a burnin' love (The Winner)!"
- "MEN OF DESTINY!"
- "SOLOMON! I! HAVE! RETURNED!"
- "GATTOOOOO!"
- Mobile Fighter G Gundam
- I challenge you to a Gundam fight! Ready, Go!
- RISE, SHINING/GOD (BURNING) GUNDAM!
- "This hand of mine glows with an awesome POWER! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! SHINING FINGER!!!"
- "THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED! IT'S LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO GRASP VICTORY! ERUPTING GOD (BURNING) FINGER!!!"
- "I'm positive. This guy has acquired abilities of the Devil (Dark) Gundam... WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!"
- "THE SCHOOL OF THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST!" "THE WINDS OF THE KING!" "ZEISHIN!" "KEIRETSU!" "TEMPA KYOREN!" "LOOK! THE EAST IS BURNING RED!"
- Mobile Suit Gundam Wing
- "I'm going to kill you!"
- "Mission accepted." (said in Heero's inflectionless tone)
- "HEERO, COME BACK AND KILL ME...!"
- After War Gundam X
- "Tiffa! I believe in God!"
- "Is the moon out?"
- "I'm selling this Gundam!"
- "Too bad I'm a liar, Old Man Excellency."
- Mobile Suit Gundam SEED
- "AAAAATHRUUUUUNNNN!" "KIIRAAAAAAAA!"
- "You have the power to make a difference. Why not put it to good use?"
- "Nicol was fifteen! He loved to play the piano..."
- "We can't leave Orb, or this world, in the hands of those bastards."
- "The final door is about to open, and I'll be the one opening it! Then this world will come to an end! This world of insatiable desires will end!"
- Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Destiny
- "I understand what you're saying... BUT AT THIS MOMENT, CAGALI IS CRYING HER HEART OUT!"
- "I'm the one that's going to defeat you! Here! Today!"
- "Help!! I'm going to killed, Ms. Lacus! — MEER"
- Mobile Suit Gundam 00
- "I am Gundam!"
- "Gundam Exia. Setsuna F. Seiei. Slashing through the future!"
- "Targeted and Firing!"
- "Isn't that right, (H)Allelujah!?"
- "LOCKON, LOCKON, LOCKON..."
- "Louise..." "Saji..." "Mother..." "Colonel..." "Marie..." "Anew..." "Veda..." "Gundam..."
- "I am the super pilot, Asemu Asuno!" (Mobile Suit Gundam AGE)
- "Gunpla is freedom!" (Gundam Build Fighters)
- "Don't you ever stop." (Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans)
- "Happy birthday to you…"(Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury)
- Mobile Suit Gundam
- "Ippen shinde meru?" (Hell Girl)
- "USO DA!" (THAT'S A LIE!) (Higurashi: When They Cry)
- Hunter × Hunter
- "Bungee Gum has the properties of both rubber and gum."
- "Kurapika is now drowning in an indescribable emptiness."
- "They had a lot of sex after this." (I Can't Understand What My Husband Is Saying)
- Initial D
- "W-What the...? Inertia Drift?!"
- "I've got no impression... This town's made by imitation..."
- "DEJA VU, I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE!"
- JoJo's Bizarre Adventure:
- Phantom Blood:
- "SONO CHI NO SADAME! JOOOOOOOOJO!"
- "You thought your first kiss would be Jojo, BUT IT WAS I, DIO!"
- "Even Speedwagon's afraid!"
- "Tell me... To undo your injuries, how many innocent lives did you consume?" "I don't know. How many loaves of bread have you eaten in your lifetime?"
- "MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!" (Useless! Useless! Useless! USELESS!)
- Battle Tendency:
- "I'll be the roundabout..."
- "Next you'll say [opponent's next line]!"
- "[aforementioned line]! ...Huh?!"
- Stardust Crusaders:
- "Yare yare daze..." (Good grief...)
- "ORAORAORAORAORAORA!" (all-purpose onomatopoeia for throwing a punch)
- "Za Warudo!"
- "Toki yo tomare!" (Time, stand still!)
- "Oh? You're approaching me?"
- "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer."
- "RŌDORŌRĀ DA!!!" (IT'S A ROAD ROLLER!!!)
- Diamond is Unbreakable:
- "BREAKDOWN, BREAKDOWN"
- "SHINING JUSTICE MEBAETE"
- "What the hell did you just say about my hair?"
- "What a beautiful Duwang! (chew)"
- "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old..."
- "S-H-I-T."
- "I refuse."
- "Okay, Master! Let's kill da ho! Beeetch!"
- "BITES ZA DUSTO!"
- Golden Wind:
- "I, Giorno Giovana, have a dream."
- "I'm going to become a Gang-Star!"
- "This taste... It's the taste of a liar! Giorno Giovanna!"
- "Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha-"
- Stone Ocean:
- "Yare yare dawa..." (Good grief...)
- "Do you believe in gravity?"
- "I have always cherished you."
- "It seems you were late by two steps. The Joestar Bloodline, as to be expected, they drew strength from their pride and courage, and came together to conquer their fate. However, that connection through blood is also their weakness. Jotaro Kujo, your greatest weakness is your daughter."
- "My name... my name is Emporio."
- "My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of justice." (Steel Ball Run)
- "Showing off your Stand is like showing off your asshole." (JoJolion)
- Phantom Blood:
- Jujutsu Kaisen:
- "Doshio a sore doshio" ("What do we do? Ah, what do we do about this?")
- "Good boy! Have some jerky! Have all the jerky you want!"
- "Ryouiki Tenkai." ("Domain Expansion.")
- "Fukuma Mizushi." ("Malevolent Shrine.")
- "Muryoukuusho." ("Unlimited Void.")
- "I see. I don't get it."
- "Daijoubu desho. Datte kimi... yowai mon." ("It will be fine. After all... you're weak.")
- "Jujutsu sorcerers are shit!"
- "Work is shit!"
- "I DO NOT RESPECT HIM AT ALL!"note
- "FRANKLY, I DO NOT CARE!"note
- "You dare touch my soul? Since we both heartily ridiculed that brat together, I'll allow it once. There won't be a second time. Know your place, fool."
- "What kind of woman is your type?"
- "By the way, my type is a tall woman with a big ass!"
- "A tall woman with a big ass, I guess? Like Jennifer Lawrence."
- "Seems like we're best friends!"note
- "MY BESTO FURENDO!"
- "Panda... is not a panda!"
- "My sword has been taken away from me."
- "Hello. Useless Miwa here."
- "No matter how many allies you have around you, when you die, you'll be alone."
- "Dying to win and risking death to win... are completely different, Megumi. Give it your best. Be greedier."
- "Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one."
- "Are you the strongest because you are Satoru Gojo? Or are you Satoru Gojo because you are the strongest?"
- "Itadori-kun... I'll leave the rest to you."
- "The sound of the Gion Shoja bells echoes the impermanence of all things. The color of the sala flowers reveals the truth that the prosperous must decline. HOWEVER! We are the exception!"
- "That's none of your businet!"
- "Nah, I'd win."
- "Doshio a sore doshio" ("What do we do? Ah, what do we do about this?")
- Kaguya-sama: Love Is War:
- "How cute."
- "I can't hear the fireworks."
- "That was a lie."
- "Shut up, stupid/Go to hell, dumbass."
- "The Promised Land!"
- "Fun things are fun." (K-On!)
- "Yaranaika?" ("Let's do it.") (Kuso Miso Technique)
- Kuroko's Basketball
- "I am a shadow."
- "The only one who can beat me is me."
- Love Live!:
- Japanese dub:
- "Nico Nico Nii~!" ("Nico Nico Smile~!")
- "Washi washi suru yo!" ("I'll squeeze your breasts!")
- "Nani sore? Imi wakannai." ("What is that? I don't understand what you mean.")
- English dub:
- "Awesome sauce!"
- Japanese dub:
- "I'm fine with being a devil... I'll just use my hellish tools to get you to listen!" (Lyrical Nanoha)
- "I think dirty thoughts are bad!" (Mahoromatic)
- My Hero Academia:
- "I am here!"
- "Young man...you can be a hero."
- "Go beyond! Plus Ultra!"
- "UNITED STATES OF SMASH!"
- "Dattebayo" ("Believe it!" in the English dub) (Naruto)
- "I will become Hokage!"
- "In the ninja world, those who break the rules are trash, that's true, but those who abandon their comrades are worse than trash."
- "SASUKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "NARUTOOOOOOOOO!"
- "Tobi is a good boy."
- "My pain... is greater than yours!"
- "There is nothing in my heart!!! I don't feel pain any longer... You don't have to feel guilty, Kakashi. This hole was opened up by this world of hell."
- Neon Genesis Evangelion
- "I mustn't run away."
- "Congratulations!"
- "Ritsuko Akagi, the truth is..." "Hmph. You liar."
- "What are you, stupid!?"
- "I'm so fucked up."
- "I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I DON'T WANNA DIE!"
- "I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!" (One Piece)
- "YO HO HO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM"
- "When you wield that pistol, you risk your life. [...] I'm saying that this isn't a toy."
- "Luffy... Help me!"
- "When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom?! No! It's when... they are forgotten."
- "Dummy! Praising me won't make me feel happy! You jerk!"
- "The sea is a vast place, so I guarantee... Someday, you'll find friends who won't ever leave you! No matter who you are, ain't no one born into this world to be alone!"
- "SUUUUUUUPER!"
- "I want to live! Take me to the sea with you!"
- "Death is not an excuse!"
- "What's with all this blood?!! Hey! Are you alive?! Where'd he go?! What happened here?!" "Nothing at all!"
- "The One Piece exists!"
- "Hero?! No way! We're pirates! I love heroes, but I don't wanna be one! Do you even know what a hero is? Let's say there's a bunch of meat. Pirates have feasts and eat meat, but heroes give the meat to other people! I want to eat meat!"
- "Raizo-dono... is safe!"
- Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt: "O pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, O evil spirit born of those drifting between heaven and earth, may the thunderous power from the garments of these holy, delicate maidens strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger, shattering your loathsome impurity and returning you from whence you came! REPENT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
- Pokémon: The Series
- Pokémon: The Original Series
- "I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was..."
- "Prepare for trouble!" "And make it double! To protect the world from devastation! To united all people within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jesse! (And) James! Team Rocket blasts of at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight! Meowth, that's right! (Wobbuffet!)"
- "Looks like Team Rocket’s blasting off aaaggaaainnnn!" *ding*
- "[Pokémon name], I choose you!"
- "Who's that Pokémon name?"
- "Pikachu, use thunderbolt!" "Pikaaaaaaa-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
- "These donuts are great! Jelly filled are my favorite! Nothing beats a jelly-filled donut!"
- "How about I use this frying pan as a drying pan!"
- "RING RING RING! RING RING RING! PHONE CALL! PHONE CALL!"
- Pokémon the Series: Diamond and Pearl
- "No need to worry!"
- "Spotlight!"
- "BYRON LOVES THINGS!"
- You're such a kid! (Pokémon the Series: Black & White)
- Pokémon: The Original Series
- "Mada Mada Dane... (You still have a ways to go...)" (The Prince of Tennis)
- "I'm such a fool." (alternatively, in the English dub: "I was stupid... so stupid.")(Puella Magi Madoka Magica)
- "Form a contract with me!"
- "I'm Ranma Saotome... sorry about this." (Ranma ½)
- "Kamikorosu (I'll bite you to death.)" (Reborn! (2004))
- "REBORN! HGNGH!"
- Revolutionary Girl Utena
- "Grant me the power to bring world revolution!"
- "Zettai Unmei Moku-shiroku..."
- "Tsuki ni kawatte, oshiyoki yo!" (In the Name of the Moon, I will punish you!) (Sailor Moon)
- "WASHI GA OTOKOJUKU JUKUCHOU, EDAJIMA HEIHACHI DE ARU!" (I AM THE PRINCIPAL OF OTOKOJUKU, EDAJIMA HEIHACHI! or in two Fandub clips like this one: I AM THE PRINCIPAL OF OTOKOJUKU, HEIHACHI EDAJIMA!) (Sakigake!! Otokojuku)
- "Who is that hot guy?" "Dude, chill. That's your girlfriend." (Shikimori's Not Just a Cutie)
- "You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you, since I know everything you're going to do! Strange, isn't it?!" (Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie)
- "Waku waku!" ("So cool!" in the English dub)(Spy X Family)
- "Link, start!" (Sword Art Online)
- "Why, huh? I forgot a long time ago."
- "Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Asuna."
- "Yours is the drill that will pierce the heavens!" (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann)
- "JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!"
- "Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me! Believe in the me who believes in you!"
- Toradora!
- "I'm hopeless. I can't stop myself... from loving... Ryuuji."
- "If you trip while running down a hallway, you'll get a nosebleed. If you trip in life, you cry."
- "Repeat this in red..." (Umineko: When They Cry)
- Yu-Gi-Oh!
- "It's time to D-D-D-Duel!"
- "It's my turn! Draw!"
- "Penalty Game! Mind Crush!"
- Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D’s: "Riding Duel, Acceleration!"
- Yu-Gi-Oh! ARC-V: "The fun has just begun!"
- "But you will still take damage!"
- "Hitotsu ni!" (Become one!)
- "Egao." (Smile)
- "There is no next turn!"
- "Avengers, assemble!" (The Avengers)
- "Bees. My God." (Amazons Attack!)
- "These Romans are crazy!" (Obelix)
- "No one forgets. No one." (Astro City)
- Batman
- "I'm Batman."
- "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot..."
- "I'm the goddamn Batman." (All-Star Batman & Robin, the Boy Wonder)
- "...I want you... to remember, Clark... in all the years to come... in your most private moments... I want you to remember... my hand... at your throat... I want you to remember... the one man who beat you..." (The Dark Knight Returns)
- From the same book, "This isn't a mudhole. This is an operating table… and I'm the surgeon."
- "All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day." (The Killing Joke)
- "Stupid, stupid rat creatures!" (Bone)
- "Hail HYDRA." (Captain America: Steve Rogers)
- Fantastic Four
- "It's clobberin' time!"
- "Flame on!"
- "My ward... IS A JUNKIE!?" (Green Arrow)
- "In Brightest Day, in Blackest Night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might beware my power... Green Lantern's light!" (Green Lantern)
- "No more mutants." (House of M)
- "Hulk...SMASH!!" (The Incredible Hulk)
- "Hulk is the strongest there is!"
- "Don't make me angry. You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry!."
- "As long as one man stands against you, Thanos, you'll never be able to claim victory." (The Infinity Gauntlet)
- "I am the law." (Judge Dredd)
- "Sweet Christmas!" (Luke Cage)
- "You crack me up, little buddy!" (Sam & Max: Freelance Police)
- "Big oof." (Sonic the Hedgehog (IDW))
- Spider-Man
- "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility."
- "Face it, Tiger... you just hit the jackpot!"
- "My Spider-Sense is tingling."
- "Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!"
- "I'm going to get you, Goblin! I'm going to destroy you slowly... and when you start begging me to end it— I'm going to remind you of one thing. You killed the woman I loved! And for that you're going to die!"
- "We are Venom!"
- "I want your marriage!"
- Superman
- "This looks like a job for Superman."
- "Up, up, and away!"
- "Do you have any idea what you did to me!?" (For the Man Who Has Everything)
- "Happy Birthday, Kryptonian. I give you... oblivion!"
- "BURN!"
- "Surrender? SURRENDER??!! You think this letter on my head stands for France?" (The Ultimates)
- "I'm the best there is at what I do." Sometimes followed by: "And what I do isn't very nice." (Wolverine of the X-Men)
- "'Do it?' Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain.... I did it thirty-five minutes ago." (Watchmen)
- "And all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'...And I'll look down and whisper 'no.'"
- "I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me."
- "Ack thbbft!" (Bloom County)
- "It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" (Calvin and Hobbes)
- "Aaack!" (Cathy)
- "I hate Mondays." (Garfield)
- "Good grief." (Peanuts)
- "You Blockhead!"
- "We have met the enemy, and he is us." (Pogo)
- "'No, John. You are the demons.' And Then John Was a Zombie." (DOOM: Repercussions of Evil)
- "Because you are headcrab zombie." (Half-Life: Full Life Consequences)
- "I have to kill fast and bullets too slow."
- "chard monster" (How I Became Yours)
- "FUCKING MEME STORM!" (Khaos Omega)
- "What the hell are you doing you MOTHERFUKERS!"[sic] (My Immortal)
- "MUCKLE DAMRED CULT! 'AIR EH NAMBLIES BE KEEPIN' ME WEE MEN!?!?" (Old Man Henderson)
- "I believe this is all happening for a reason." (Nuzlocke Comics)
- "You're one of them." (Pokéumans)
- "Hitler had become a Super Saiyan." (Until the End of Time)
- "Consider this your bad omen!" (Sonic Omens)
- "Are you surprised? It's a big mistake to think you're the only one who can turn into a car. I'm a car now, too!" (Adolescence of Utena)
- Batman: Under the Red Hood:
- "Bruce, I forgive you for not saving me. But why, why on God's Earth... is HE still alive!?"
- "You managed to find a way to win, and EVERYBODY STILL LOSES!"
- Cars:
- "Speed...I am speed"
- "Ka-chow!"
- Disney Animated Canon:
- "Magic Mirror, on the wall, who, now, is the fairest one of all?" (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
- "They never come back... as BOYS!!!" (Pinocchio)
- "Off with her head!" (Alice in Wonderland)
- "Your mother can't be with you anymore." (Bambi)
- "Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them." (The Aristocats)
- "For who could ever learn to love a beast?" (Beauty and the Beast)
- Aladdin:
- "You ain't never had a friend like me!"
- "PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER! ...itty-bitty living space."
- "Do You Trust Me?"
- "I can show you the world, shining, shimmering, splendid..."
- The Lion King:
- NAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAAAAAAAMA BAGITHIII BABA!
- "Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase!"
- "Long live the king."
- "I just can't wait to be king!"
- "Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true king."
- "THEY CALL ME MR. PIG!"
- "It's the Circle of Life! And it moves us all!"
- "And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!" (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
- "SANCTUARY!"
- "For a true hero isn't measured by the size of their strength, but by the strength of their heart." (Hercules)
- "And then along came Zeus!"
- "Not quite." (Mulan)
- "You will always be in my heart" (Tarzan)
- "Pull the lever, Kronk! ...WRONG LEVER!" (The Emperor's New Groove)
- "Why do we even have that lever?"
- "Well, you got me. By all accounts it doesn't make sense."
- "ʻOhana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten." (Lilo & Stitch)
- "Meega, nala kweesta!"
- "There's no place I'd rather be, than on a surfboard out at sea..."
- "This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good."
- "You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course. Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes you get the chance to really test the cut of your sails, and show what you're made of... well, I hope I'm there, catching some of the light coming off you that day." (Treasure Planet)
- "You're gonna rattle the stars, you are!"
- "Keep moving forward." (Meet the Robinsons)
- "Bolt. Speak." (Bolt)
- Frozen:
- "The snow glows white on the mountain tonight. Not a footprint to be seen..."
- "Let it Go, let it go..."
- "Conceal, don't feel..."
- "Do you want to build a snowman?"
- "Hi, I'm Olaf and I like Warm Hugs!"
- "Only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart."
- "Oh Anna, if only there was someone out there who loved you."
- "The only 'frozen heart' around here is yours"
- As for the sequel, "I don't even know a Samantha!"
- Big Hero 6:
- Zootopia:
- "Sly fox, dumb bunny."
- "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."
- "Flash, Flash, hundred-yard dash!"
- Encanto:
- "We don't talk about Bruno."
- “Seven-foot frame, rats along his back!”
- "He's making the wrong face!" (The Emoji Movie)
- "Are you cussing with me?" (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
- Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
- From the iconic prologue;
- "The Lifestream. That's what we call the river of life that circles our planet. Giving life to the world, and everything in it."
- "There was one SOLDIER named Sephiroth, who was better than the rest. But when he found out about the terrible experiments that made him, he began to hate Shinra. And then, over time, he began to hate everything; Shinra and the people against them. Sephiroth, who hated the planet so much, he wanted to make it go away. And the people who tried to stop him. There were a lot of battles. For every battle, there were more sadness. Someone I love... went back to the Lifestream, too."
- "Sadness was the price to see it end. It's been two years since they told me that."
- "Dilly-dally, shilly-shally."
- "Good to see you, Cloud."
- "Shall I give you... despair?"
- "There's not a thing I don't cherish!"
- "Stay where you belong, in my memories." "I will... never be a memory."
- From the iconic prologue;
- "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming..." (Finding Nemo)
- Gundam:
- "Nu Gundam wa date ja nai!" (This Nu Gundam isn't just for show!) (Mobile Suit Gundam: Char's Counterattack)
- "History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever. However, history will change upon the day of my coronation." (Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz)
- Gundam 00: A Wakening of the Trailblazer
- Indiscriminate firing!
- "Young man! Do you need a beacon to the future? I, Graham Aker will gladly oblige! This is not death… It's for humankind to live on!"
- "THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!" (The Incredibles)
- "I mean, after all... I am your biggest fan."
- "Coincidence? I think not!"
- "And when everyone's super, no one will be."
- "NO CAPES!"
- "HONEY? Where's my super suit?"
- "Take her to the moon for me, okay?" (Inside Out)
- "I Am Not a Gun." (The Iron Giant)
- "You are who you choose to be."
- "Superman..."
- "Souls... don't... die..."
- "You stay. I go. No following."
- "You are pathetic." (Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie)
- Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox:
- "Break the sound barrier, and there's a sonic boom. You broke the time barrier, Flash. Time boom. Ripples of distortion radiated out through that point of impact, shifting everything just a tiny bit. But enough. Enough for events to happen slightly different."
- "Her hero; how noble. Oh, wait! You didn't stop JFK from getting assassinated or make sure Hitler stayed in art school. You saved your mommy. You missed her. And in a supreme act of selfishness shattered history like a rank amateur, turned the world into a living hell moments away from destruction and I'm the villain?"
- "To infinity and beyond!" (Toy Story)
- "YOU! ARE! A! TOOOOYYYYYYYYY!!!"
- "This isn't flying! It's falling with style!"
- "Where's your kid now, sheriff?" (Toy Story 3)
- "Skadoosh!" (Kung Fu Panda)
- "Inner Peace." (Kung Fu Panda 2)
- "Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story - who you choose to be."
- "Inner Peace." (Kung Fu Panda 2)
- "Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile!" (How to Train Your Dragon)
- "PRESENTATION!" (Megamind)
- "There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England."
- Pokémon
- Pokémon: The First Movie:
- "We dreamed of creating the world's strongest Pokémon... and we succeeded."
- "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
- Pokémon 2000
- "Disturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice, or Lightning. Lest these Titans wreak destruction upon the world in which they clash. Though the Water's Great Guardian shall arise to quell the fighting, alone its Song will fail. Thus the Earth shall turn to ash."
- "Ash is never really alone, because he has me."
- "It's because... it's because I always want to be with you". (Pokémon: I Choose You!)
- Pokémon: The First Movie:
- "WHAT are you DOING IN MY SWAMP?!" (Shrek)
- "Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."
- "Ogres are like onions."
- "SomeBODY once told me..."
- Puss in Boots: The Last Wish:
- "What's the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes?"
- "Y-y-you're not gonna shoot a puppy, are ya, Jack?" "Yeah, in the face, why?"
- "Well you know what they say: Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men. Hehehehe..." "Oh. Oh! That was horrible. Your wish is horrible. YOU'RE horrible! You're an irredeemable monster!" "Wha-wha-what took you so long, idiot?"
- "Puss in Boots laughs in the face of Death, right? But you're not laughing now."
- Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse:
- "Let's start at the beginning one last time."
- "And I... I did this."
- "It always fits. Eventually."
- "How many Spider-Men are there?" "Save it for Comic-Con."
- "Hey."
- "This is a pretty hardcore origin story."
- "Miles, the hardest part of this job is you can't always save everybody."
- "It's a leap of faith."
- "You gotta go home, man."
- "Not bad, kid."
- "How dare you point at me!"
- Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
- "Are these your drawings?"
- "Alright, let's do things differently this time. So differently."
- "And don't get me started on Doctor Strange and the little nerd back from Earth-199999!"
- "I created you, you created me." "Spider-Man, why did you create that guy?!"
- "Chai tea?! Chai means tea, you're literally saying tea tea! Would I ask you for a cup of coffee coffee with room for some cream cream?!"
- "And this is where the British stole all of our stuff!"
- "You'll finally have a villain worth fighting and I won't be JUST A JOKE TO YOU!!"
- "Canon events are the connections that bind our lives together. But those connections can be broken. That's why anomalies are so dangerous."
- "Takin' a crap on the establishment, I salute you."
- "All personnel, drop what you're doing and stop Spider-Man!"
- "Everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to go! Nah. Imma do my own thing."
- "Who's Spider-Man?"
- "I'm Miles Morales. But you. You call me the Prowler."
- "We've got to have... money." (Tom and Jerry: The Movie)
- "But I already am in a cage." (Wolfwalkers)
- "Silenzio, Bruno!" (Luca)
- "I like boys! I like loud music! I like gyrating! I'm thirteen, DEAL WITH IT!" (Turning Red)
- "You wanna see CRASS?!"
- "Just smile and wave boys. Smile and wave." (Madagascar)
- "No! NOOOOOOOO!" (Joshua and the Promised Land)
- "Go to the church and ask God to forgive you." (The Hockey Sweater, animated adaptation)
- "It was never meant to be." (Dream SMP)
- "The city is fucking destroyed!" (Hellfire Commentaries)
- "Mah balls!" (Lucahjin)
- "MOVE FASTER, POKEY!" (ProtonJon)
- "GAMMMMEEE!" (The Runaway Guys, by Jon during Mario Party 1)
- "By the way, bye guys." (Jon again, usually taking advantage of his character's superior speed)
- "Meet JoshJepson. His boy Chugga. Daughter Johnny. Tim, his wife!" (Emile's Song Parody to open Episode 2 of New Super Mario Bros Wii)
- "Calibrary Cuff Paula Deen?! Calibrary Cuff?!" (Emile's never gonna live that Wheel of Fortune botch down, which was only the beginning of his difficulties with Wheel of Fortune)
- "Hello! This is Stampy, and welcome to another Minecraft Let's Play video, and another video inside of Stampy's Lovely World!"
- "Not even close, baybee!" (videogamedunkey)
- "This reminds me of that time I beat Sky in Smash."
- "I'm done with League of Legends."
- "KNACK IS BACK, BABY!"
- "Game of the year is SUPER MARIO BROTHERS 2, BAYBEE!"
- "Watch out for my (X)!"
- "It's a good thing I brought my kill move, then."
- "Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice." (One Hundred Years of Solitude)
- "If you don't come to Lagardère, Lagardère will come to you!" (Le Bossu, also counts for the film adaptations)
- "Somewhere in La Mancha, in a name whose place I don't care to remember..." (Don Quixote)
- Moby-Dick
- Opening line: "Call me Ishmael."
- "From Hell's heart, I stab at thee!"
- "Heaven creates neither man above man nor man below man." (An Encouragement of Learning by Fukuzawa Yukichi)
- "The first rule of Fight Club is 'You do not talk about Fight Club.' The second rule of Fight Club is 'YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.' (Fight Club)
- A Tale of Two Cities
- "It was the best of times. It was the worst of times."
- "It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done..."
- Harry Potter
- Opening line: "Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much."
- "Harry — yer a wizard." (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
- "There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them." (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
- "We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled." (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, by Hermione)
- "Wingardium leviosa. Swish and flick." (Professor Flitwick's explanation of the Levitation Charm)
- "AVADA KEDAVRA!" (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, by Voldemort)
- "I must not tell lies." (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, by Umbridge)
- "Snape killed... Dumbledore." (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, by Harry)
- "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, by Molly Weasley after Ginny barely evades a Bellatrix-cast Killing Curse)
- "After all this time?" "Always." (by Dumbledore and Snape)
- "I Am a Cat. As of yet I have no name."
- A Song of Ice and Fire
- "The things I do for love."
- "The common people pray for rain, healthy children, and a summer that never ends. It is no matter to them if the high lords play their game of thrones, so long as they are left in peace. They never are."
- "When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground."
- Pride and Prejudice
- "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."
- "In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."
- Emma
- "Emma Woodhouse, handsome, clever, and rich, with a comfortable home and happy disposition, seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence; and had lived nearly twenty-one years in the world with very little to distress or vex her."
- "If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more."
- "You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope." (Persuasion)
- "Bah, humbug!" (A Christmas Carol)
- "God bless us, every one of us!"
- Some of the books for children by Roald Dahl have a very memorable opening line, to make the reader want to read on.
- "What a lot of hairy-faced men there are nowadays." (The Twits)
- "In fairy tales, witches always wear silly black hats and cloaks, and they ride on broomsticks. But this is not a fairy tale: this is about REAL witches." (The Witches)
- "It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their son or daughter is the most disgusting little blister you can imagine, they still think he or she is wonderful." (Matilda)
- "Ernie had been given a .22 rifle for his birthday." (The Swan, from The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar)
- Stephen King:
- "He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts." (It)
- "They all float down here. 'THEY ALLL FLOAT."'
- "Sometimes dead is better." (Pet Sematary)
- "The soil of a man's heart is stonier."
- "Oz the gweat and tewwible."
- "And Gage, who now had less than two months to live, laughed shrilly and joyously."
- "M.O.O.N. That spells _____." (The Stand)
- “His single-minded purpose. His unending fury.” (Christine)
- "Late last night and the night before, Tommyknockers, Tommyknockers, knocking at the door. I want to go out, don't know if I can, because I'm so afraid of the Tommyknocker man." (The Tommyknockers)
- "The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed." (The Dark Tower)
- "I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye. I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind. I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart."
- "Go then, there are other worlds than these."
- "He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts." (It)
- Tolkien's Legendarium:
- "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit." (The Hobbit)
- "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, / One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them." (The Lord of the Rings)
- The Iliad:
- "The rosy fingers of dawn."
- "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo."note (Catulli Carmen 16)
- "So it goes." (Slaughterhouse-Five)
- "Water, water everywhere, nor any drop to drink." (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner)
- "As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean."
- "Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate" ("Abandon all hope, ye who enter.") (The Divine Comedy)
- "The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel." (Neuromancer)
- "The past is a foreign country. They do things differently there." (The Go-Between)
- "Big Brother is watching you." (Nineteen Eighty-Four)
- "WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH."
- "All right, I'll go to hell, then." (The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn)
- "Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot."
- "All animals are equal. But some animals are more equal than others." (Animal Farm)
- "Four legs good, two legs bad." Which eventually morphs into "Four Legs Good, Two Legs Better."
- "I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine." (Atlas Shrugged)
- "Who is John Galt?"
- Both leading to one of the more memorable quotes of literary critique: "Eventually, the question you ask stops being 'Who is John Galt?' and becomes 'When will John Galt shut up?'"
- "Who is John Galt?"
- "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (The Fountainhead)
- "Before you can do things for people, you must be the type of man who can get things done."
- "April is the cruelest month..." (The Waste Land)
- "I have no mouth, And I Must Scream" (I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream)
- "Who said anything about safe? ‘Course he isn’t safe. But he’s good." (The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe)
- "Wrong will be right, when Aslan comes in sight."
- "Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written."
- "Always winter and never Christmas."
- "Please, sir, I want some more." (Oliver Twist)
- "There is nothing — absolutely nothing — half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats." (The Wind in the Willows)
- "The mole had been working very hard all morning at spring cleaning."
- "Reader, I married him." (Jane Eyre)
- "It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window." (Farewell, My Lovely)
- "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." (The Picture of Dorian Gray)
- "Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins." (Lolita)
- "And this is the only immortality you and I may share, Lolita."
- "I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once." (The Fault in Our Stars)
- "Ok?" "Ok."
- "It's a metaphor see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don't give it the power to do its killing."
- "The field is covered in blood." (Watership Down)
- "You are closer to death than I."
- "All the world will be your enemy, O Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And if they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed."
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- "Stand up, Miss Jean Louise. Your father's passing."
- "...it's a sin to kill a mockingbird."
- "In the name of God, do your duty."
- The Raven: "Quoth the raven, nevermore"
- The Hunger Games
- "... and may the odds be ever in your favor."
- "Because she came here with me."
- "There is no District 12."
- "I tell him: Real."
- "'No!' Jimmy protested..." (Meltdown)
- Honor Harrington
- "Goodbye, Citizen Chairman." (Ashes of Victory)
- "Oops."
- "What the hell. I've always liked a good challenge." (Mission of Honor)
- "Why is it that people like you always think you're more ruthless than people like me?" (Shadow of Victory)
- "Goodbye, Citizen Chairman." (Ashes of Victory)
- "Mother died today. Or yesterday maybe, I don't know." (The Stranger)
- "Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten." (Mort)
- There is no justice. There's just me.
- "Love will have its sacrifices. No sacrifice without blood." (Carmilla)
- "I- am that is, my sword shall wield for me." (Redwall)
- "My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk." (The Dresden Files)
- "I'm in the book."
- "The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault." (Blood Rites)
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
- "DON'T PANIC."
- "The answer to the Great Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is... forty-two."
- "Mostly harmless."
- "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
- Alcatraz Series: The opening line, "So, there I was, tied to an altar made from outdated encyclopedias, about to get sacrificed to the dark powers by a cult of evil Librarians."
- "Curiouser and curiouser." (Alice in Wonderland)
- "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
- "But I don't want to go among mad people." "Oh, you can't help that, we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
- "Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
- Bridge to Terabithia
- "Your friend Leslie is dead."
- "You're lying. It's not true!"
- "Your friend Leslie is dead."
- Percy Jackson and the Olympians
- "Look, I didn't want to be a Half-Blood."
- "Nelly, I am Heathcliff!" (Wuthering Heights)
- The Song of Achilles:
- "I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world.”
- “He is half of my soul, as the poets say.”
- "Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way." (Anna Karenina)
- "Manuscripts don't burn." (The Master and Margarita)
- 24:
- "My name is Jack Bauer, and this is the longest day of my life."
- "Dammit!"
- "The following takes place between x am/pm and x am/pm."
- "I love it when a plan comes together" (The A-Team)
- The Adventures of Superman:
- "Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!"
- "Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Able to leap tall buildings In a Single Bound."
- 'Allo 'Allo!:
- "Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once."
- "Good moaning."
- The Amazing Race:
- "(Name) and (name), you are the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you that you have been Eliminated from the Race."
- "My ox is broken!"
- "ONE WAY OUT!" (Andor)
- "I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see."
- Angel:
- "Let's go to work."
- "Is that it? Am I done?"
- "You're fired." (The Apprentice)
- Arrested Development:
- "I've made a huge mistake..."
- "There's always...money...IN THE BANANA STAND!!"
- "I don't know what I expected."
- "I'm afraid I just blue myself."
- "...Her?"
- "But still, where did the lighter fluid come from?"
- Arrowverse
- Arrow
- "You have failed this city!"
- "My name is Oliver Queen..."
- "I must/have to become someone else. I must/have to become something else."
- "I keep my promises, kid."
- "I'm the justice you can't run from."
- "What? No! Ray! Oliver!
- "I'm always ten steps ahead and you still don't know what game we're playing yet."
- "Obviously that particular comment didn't age too well."
- "The hardest thing to do is to be a hero when no one expects you to be. The easier path is to be a criminal."
- The Flash (2014)
- "My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive!"
- "I don't think that bolt of lightning struck you, Barry. I think it chose you."
- "Run, Barry. Run!"
- "I'm always one step ahead!"
- "Oh I'm not like The Flash, at all. Some would say I'm the reverse."
- "I have to try."
- "YOU CAN'T LOCK UP THE DARKNESS!"
- "We are the Flash."
- Supergirl (2015)
- "My name is Kara Zor-El..."
- "KIRA!"
- "Go get 'em, Supergirl."
- Legends of Tomorrow
- "Up until two months ago, I was a barista."
- "There are no strings on me."
- "Sometimes, we screw things up for the better."
- Arrow
- "The avalanche has already started. It's too late for the pebbles to vote." (Babylon 5)
- "Bazinga!" (The Big Bang Theory)
- Better Call Saul:
- "You are the kind of lawyer guilty people hire."
- "I broke my boy."
- "And Slippin' Jimmy I can handle just fine, but Slippin' Jimmy with a law degree is like a chimp with a machine gun!"
- "He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking?"
- "Here's what's gonna happen."
- "Tell me again."
- Bill Nye the Science Guy:
- "Science rules!"
- "Inertia is a property of matter."
- "I have a cunning plan." (Blackadder)
- "Here's one I made earlier." (Blue Peter)
- "FEENAY! FEE-HEE-HEE-HEENAY!" (Boy Meets World)
- The Boys (2019):
- "Fucking diabolical."
- "Well well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt."
- "I am the Homelander... and I can do whatever the fuck I want."
- "You are not our most valuable asset. You are simply... a bad product."
- "With great power comes the absolute certainty that you'll turn into a right cunt."
- "You are a fucking disappointment."
- "You're just a cheap fucking knock-off." "Oh, no-no-no. I'm the upgrade."
- Breaking Bad:
- "Chemistry is... well, technically, chemistry is the study of matter, but I prefer to see it as the study of change. It is growth...then decay...then transformation."
- "Yeah Mr. White! Yeah science!"
- "This... is not meth."
- "Hi. I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I."
- "This looks heavy, what's there in the bags?" "Half a million in cash."
- "Stay out of my territory."
- "I am the one who knocks!"
- "Bitch!"
- "Tight. Tight. Tight!"
- "I fucked Ted."
- "W.W. Who could it be? Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?"
- "You got me."
- "Look at me Hector."
- "I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter."
- "I won."
- "Say my name." "Heisenberg." "You're goddamn right."
- "If that's true... If you don't know who I am... then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly."
- "He can't keep getting away with it!"
- "My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go f- yourself."
- "You're the smartest guy I ever met. But you're too stupid to see, he made up his mind ten minutes ago."
- "I watched Jane die. I was there, as I watched her die. I watched her overdose and choke to death. I could have saved her... but I didn't."
- "What the hell is WRONG with you? We are a family! We...are a family..."
- "Mama. Mama."
- "I did it for me. I liked it... I was good at it... and I was alive."
- Brooklyn Nine-Nine:
- "Title of your sex tape."
- "BOOOOOONE?!"
- "VINDICATIOOOOON!!"
- "Terry loves yogurt."
- "I'm Rick James, bitch!" (Chappelle's Show)
- Charlie's Angels:
- "Once upon a time there were three little girls who went to the police academy. And they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me. My name is Charlie. "
- "Good morning, Angels." "Good morning, Charlie!"
- Cheers:
- "Norm!"
- "Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?" note
- "You disgust me. I despise you." "Are you as turned on as I am?" "More."
- "Now, all we really know is that Robin is using my secret password to break into my corporation's confidential files, and from the date on these, well, it looks like he's been doing it since, well, since the day after we first slept together. So all I think we can conclude by this is...I am too stupid to live!"
- Chuck:
- "Don't freak out."
- "Stay in the car!"
- "Guys, I know kung-fu!"
- "Chuck, I fell for you a long, long time ago, after you fixed my phone and before you started defusing bombs with computer viruses, so yes. Yes."
- "Chuck, tell me our story."
- "One magical kiss."
- "Chuck?" "Yeah?" "Kiss me."
- Cobra Kai:
- "QUIET!"
- "So you're gonna be my karate teacher?" "No. I'm gonna be your sensei."
- "The best defense is more offense."
- Community:
- "Six seasons and a movie!"
- "Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her."
- "Troy and Abed in the morning!"
- "Streets ahead/behind."
- "She's a no good B."
- "Cool. Cool, cool, cool."
- "Oh, Britta's in this?"
- "You Britta'd it."
- "Britta's the worst."
- "Ha, GAY!"
- "Shut up, Leonard! [Insert insult]"
- "Leonard likes this post."
- "This better not awaken anything in me..."
- "It's TV; it's comfort. It's a friend you've known so well, and for so long you just let it be with you, and it needs to be okay for it to have a bad day or phone in a day, and it needs to be okay for it to get on a boat with LeVar Burton and never come back."
- "A wank, I think!" (Coogan's Runnote ).
- "You're nothing but a prostitute." "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A PROSTITUTE!" "But you are!" "...You better say sorry." "Why should I? Go to hell!" (Crimewatch)
- "Horatio * ...* one liner. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" (CSI: Miami)
- Dad's Army:
- "We're doomed! Doomed!"
- "'What is your name?' 'Don't tell him, Pike.'"
- "Don't panic!"
- "Cocksucker" (Deadwood)
- "Whatchu talkin' about, Willis?" (Diff'rent Strokes)
- Disney Channel Live-Action Universe:
- "Oh snap!" (That's So Raven)
- "Yay me!" (The Suite Life of Zack & Cody)
- "Sweet nibblets!" (Hannah Montana)
- "Weasel Slap!" (I'm in the Band)
- Kickin' It:
- "WASABI!"
- "You probably shouldn't have done that."
- "Holy Christmas nuts!"
- "Guess who got a job at [job]?" (Austin & Ally)
- Crash & Bernstein:
- "Cleo!"
- "FACE SLAM!"
- Liv and Maddie:
- "Sing it loud!"
- "BAM! WHAT?"
- Mighty Med:
- "There's a storm coming. Skylar Storm."
- "I love bridges!"
- Doctor Who:
- "EXTERMINATE!!"
- "DE-LETE! DE-LETE!"
- "Hello, I'm the Doctor!" "Doctor who...?"
- "It's Bigger on the Inside."note
- "Who are you calling "small"?!
- First Doctor
- "One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I'm not mistaken in mine. Goodbye, Susan. Goodbye, my dear."
- "You may be a Doctor, but I am the Doctor. The original, you might say!" (He used a similar line in "The Five Doctors", using "I may be a number of things, young lady..." when Tegan asks who he was.)
- Second Doctor
- "I don't like it."
- "You're making me giddy!"
- Third Doctor
- "Oh, good grief."
- "Reverse the Polarity."
- "Now listen to me."
- Fourth Doctor
- "Would you like a Jelly Baby?"
- It's the end... but the moment has been prepared for...
- Sixth Doctor
- "Expecting someone else?"
- "Change, my dear. And it seems not a moment too soon."
- "I am the Doctor whether you like it or not!"
- Seventh Doctor
- "Unlimited rice pudding!"
- Eighth Doctor
- "Physician, heal thyself."
- War Doctor
- "Doctor no more."
- "Oh, for God's sake. Gallifrey stands!"
- Ninth Doctor
- "Fantastic!"
- "Nice to meet you, Rose! Run for your life!"
- "Just this once, everybody lives!"
- Tenth Doctor
- Eleventh Doctor
- "Geronimo!"
- "Bowties/fezzes/stetsons/glasses are cool."
- "Come along, Pond!"
- "Yowzah!"
- " I am the Doctor, and I always will be..."
- Twelfth Doctor
- "I'm the Doctor and I save people!"
- Thirteenth Doctor
- "Oh, brilliant!"
- "I'm the one you call when you can't call 911." (The Equalizer (2021))
- Family Feud:
- "Survey says..."
- "Naked grandma!"
- Family Matters
- "Did I do that?"
- "Look what you did."
- "Boss! De plane! De plane!" (Fantasy Island)
- Father Ted:
- "Down with this sort of thing."
- "The money was just resting in my account."
- "Will you not have a cup of tea, father?"
- "Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on..."
- "Don't mention the war!" (Fawlty Towers)
- Flight of the Conchords:
- "Who like to rock the party? We like to rock the party."
- "And then Albi the Racist Dragon wasn't racist anymore."
- The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air:
- "Now, this is a story all about how/My life got flipped, turned upside down/An' I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there/I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air!"
- "Uncle Phil, you've got to kick that man's butt!"
- "LOOK, YOU BIG-EARED FREELOADER! You take your little square-headed cousin here, and you find Geoffrey, and you bring him back, or they'll never find your bodies! And I'm a judge! I can make it happen."
- "Geoffrey? Break out Lucille."
- "Little, tiny onions... Swimming in a sea of cream sauce..."
- "We so rich... Why we can't afford no ceiling?"
- "He's not supposed to be here for you, you're supposed to be there for him!"
- "How come he don't love me, man?!"
- Friends:
- "Oh. My. God!"
- "We were on a break!"
- "Pivot. Pivot!" "Shut up. Shut up!"
- "How you doin'?"
- "I got off the plane."
- "TANAKA THAI KICK" (Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende)
- Game of Thrones:
- "Winter is Coming!"
- "The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword."
- "The things I do for love."
- "Oh, my sweet summer child."
- "I am a Khaleesi of the Dohtraki!"
- "A Lannister always pays his debts."
- "What do we say to the God of Death?" "Not today."
- "Ser Ilyn. Bring me his head!"
- "The King in the North!"
- "For the night is dark and full of terrors."
- "You know nothing, Jon Snow."
- "What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger."
- "Fuck the King!"
- "Valar Morghulis!"
- "Chaos is a ladder!"
- "Dracarys!"
- "The Lannisters send their regards."
- "If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention."
- "Reek, my name's Reek!"
- "I am guilty for being a dwarf!"
- "Elia Martel. Say her name! You raped her! You murdered her! You killed her children!"
- "Finally, a girl is no one."
- "You want a good girl, but you need the bad pussy."
- "Shame. Shame. Shame..."
- "Hold the door!"
- "We're not a large house, but we're a proud one."
- "BURN THEM ALL!"
- "Promise me, Ned. Promise me..."
- "When people ask you what happened here, tell them the North remembers. Tell them winter came for House Frey."
- "You were so beautiful that night."
- "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you."
- "She is/You are our/my queen."
- "I don't want itnote ."
- "To be honest, I never really cared much for them, innocent or otherwise."
- "I am the man who killed Jaime Lannister."
- "And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?"
- House of the Dragon:
- "Men would sooner put the realm to the torch than see a woman ascend the Iron Throne."
- "You cannot live your life in fear, or you will forsake the best parts of it."
- "History does not remember blood. It remembers names."
- "You do not desert your post when the storm lashes."
- "Dreams didn't make us kings. Dragons did."
- "I really like being with you. Please don't leave me." (Girl from Nowhere)
- "It was (date), nineteen eighty-something." (The Goldbergs)
- The Golden Girls:
- "Back in St. Olaf..."
- "Picture it."
- The Good Place:
- "What the fork?"
- "They're never gonna call a train to take us to The Bad Place. They can't. Because we're already here. This is The Bad Place."
- "Holy motherforking shirtballs!"
- "Take it sleazy."
- "XO XO - Gossip Girl." (Gossip Girl)
- "Soggy bottoms." (The Great British Bake Off)
- "Ya busted!" (The Great Indoors, also an In-Universe example as the character says it while presenting a news story and it takes off.)
- "Book 'em, Danno." (Hawaii Five-O, carries over to the remake series Hawaii Five-0)
- "Save the cheerleader, save the world." (Heroes)
- The Honeymooners:
- "One of these days Alice...one of these days, bam, zoom, straight to the moon."
- "Baby, you're the greatest!"
- "Hummina, hummina, hummina..."
- "Address the ball. Hello, ball!"
- House:
- "Everybody lies."
- "It's not lupus."
- "You might think that, I couldn't possibly comment." (House of Cards - both versions)
- How I Met Your Mother:
- "Kids..."
- "Suit up!"
- "Legen... wait-for-it... dary!"
- "Hi, have you met Ted?"
- "True story."
- "But, um..."
- "Let's go to the mall, today!"
- "Lawyered!"
- "I didn't break any state or federal laws. But I think I broke a much, much higher law. The Bro Code."
- "Hi! One ticket to Farhampton please?"
- I'm Alan Partridge:
- "If you refuse, you lose." (Impractical Jokers)
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
- "That's my character! I'm THE TRASH MAN! I come out, I throw trash all over the ring! And then, I start eatin' garbage! And then I pick up the trash can, and I bash the other guy in the head!"
- "Wild card, bitches! YEEEEE HAAAAAAW!"
- "Be gone from me, you soy boy beta cuck. The transaction is complete."
- "Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?"
- "Suicide is badass!"
- "Henshin!" (Kamen Rider)
- Keeping Up Appearances:
- "The Bouquet residence. The lady of the house speaking."
- After someone pronounced Hyacinth's surname as "Bucket," she replies "It's Bouquet."
- Lace:
- "Incidentally, which one of you bitches is my mother?"
- Leverage:
- "The rich and powerful, they take what they want. We steal it back for you."
- "Dammit, Hardison!"
- "Sometimes bad guys make the best good guys."
- "Hitter. Hacker. Grifter. Thief."
- Line of Duty: "Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey!" Superintendent Hastings' actor, Adrian Dunbar, has said he can't walk down the street without someone saying it to him (not that he minds).
- The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power:
- "You have not seen what I have seen."
- "There is a tempest in me, one that has swept me to this island, and it will not be quelled by the likes of you, Regent!"
- "I would make you a queen. Fair as the sea and the Sun. Stronger than the foundations of the earth."
- Lost:
- "Don't tell me what I can't do."
- "We have to go back!"
- The Mandalorian:
- "This is the way."
- "I have spoken."
- "We have you four to one." "I like those odds."
- "He is strong with the Force, but talent without training is nothing."
- "Get ta steppin'!! (Martin)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe:
- Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.:
- "It's a magical place."
- "I'm the guy who kills Gordon."
- “We are not Agents of Nothing! We are Agents of SHIELD!”
- "Welcome to Level 7."
- "How will you come at us? From the air? From the ground?
- ""Cool origin story, bro!"
- “Here’s to us. Who’s like us? Damn few”
- "Someone really wanted our initials to spell out 'SHIELD.'"
- Agent Carter:
- “I know my value, anyone else’s opinion doesn’t really matter.”
- “I got away with it because no one looks at me, because unless I have your reports, your coffee, or your lunch, I’m invisible.”
- "Are we supposed to stay silent like he is?" (Inhumans)
- Cloak & Dagger (2018):
- “Hold my hand. We’ll show these assholes a divine pairing.”
- "With great power comes...even more power."
- "The only alternative to doing nothing is doing something."
- "I lamp you." (Runaways (2017))
- Daredevil (2015):
- "Nelson and Murdoch, Avocados at Law."
- "Let the devil out."
- "Take your shot."
- "One batch, two batch, penny and dime."
- "I BEAT YOU!"
- "I'm sorry. That must have been really hard."
- Jessica Jones (2015):
- "Jessica! Get back here Jessica!"
- "I want your cray cray."
- “Don’t just stand there, Dad. Pick up the scissors.”
- Luke Cage (2016):
- "Sweet Christmas."
- “I’m gonna haunt you for the rest of your days. You can eat, but you won’t taste. You can sleep, but you won’t rest! Everything you love, you’re gonna lose! You hear me?!?”
- "I am the immortal Iron Fist, protector of Kun Lun, sworn enemy of the hand." (Iron Fist (2017))
- “The Immortal Iron Fist, living weapon, and protector of the ancient city, is still a thundering dumbass.” (The Defenders (2017))
- "RUSSO!!!!!!!" (The Punisher (2017))
- WandaVision:
- "She recast Pietro?"
- "Who's the popsicle?"
- "It's been Agatha all along."
- "And I killed Sparky, too!"
- "What is grief, if not love persevering?"
- "And that makes you the Scarlet Witch".
- The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
- "The only power I have is that I believe we can do better."
- "Now they'll never forget what you did for this country."
- "It wasn't me!"
- "Join me in welcoming your new Captain America."
- "He's outta line, but he's right."
- Loki (2021)
- "Glorious Purpose!"
- "Yes, very sad. Anyway..."
- "See ya soon."
- "Well, have you heard about how if you fall into a black hole you turn into spaghetti?"
- "I know what kind of God I need to be."
- Hawkeye (2021)
- "I’ll be home for Christmas!"
- "Well, that's the guy I've been worrying about this whole time... Kingpin."
- "I Can Do This All Day!!"
- Moon Knight (2022)
- "Hi!" "AHHHHHHH!"
- "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, my name is Steven with a V!"
- "Meet my friend, Jake Lockley."
- Ms. Marvel (2022)
- "Kamala, there's something different in your genes. Like... Like a mutation."
- "And let's be honest, it's not really the brown girls from Jersey City who save the world."
- "Sure they do. You're Kamala Khan. You wanna save the world? Then you're gonna save the world."
- "Good is not something you are , it’s something you do."
- "Embiggen."
- "There is no normal. There's just us and what we do with what we've been given."
- She-Hulk: Attorney at Law
- "So I'm an expert at controlling my anger because I do it infinitely more than you."
- "CAPTAIN AMERICA FU-"
- "I will kill for you, Megan Thee Stallion."
- "No, I did not go to law school and rack up six figures in student loans to become a vigilante. That is for billionaires and narcissists, and adult orphans, for some reason."
- "Madisynn, with two N's, one Y, but it's not where you think."
- "It stands for "Knowledge Enhanced Visual Interconnectivity Nexus."
- Secret Invasion (2023)
- "Human can't coexist with each other, Talos! You've been here long enough to know that! We've been at war with each other since we could walk upright! There is not enough room or tolerance on this planet for another species!"
- "St. James Church, one hour."
- Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.:
- "Criminal is to be jailed!" (The Meeting Place Cannot Be Changed)
- Mission: Impossible:
- "Your mission, should you decide to accept it..."
- "This tape/message will self-destruct in five seconds."
- Monty Python's Flying Circus:
- "And Now For Something Completely Different."
- "It's..." (Title card)
- "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
- Mystery Science Theater 3000:
- "We've got movie sign!"
- "EENNND! EEEEEEENNNND!!!"
- Newhart:
- "I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl. This is my other brother Darryl."
- "Honey, wake up! You won't believe the dream I've just had!"
- Nick Verse:
- Drake & Josh:
- "Hug me, brother!"
- "MEGAN!"
- "I hate you."
- Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide:
- "I'll let the night guy handle it."
- "Claire Sawyer, Future Lawyer." "Claire, we've known you since Pre-K!"
- iCarly:
- "In five, four, three, two..."
- "Gibby!"
- "Thunderman, away!" (The Thundermans)
- Henry Danger:
- "Feels good!"
- "I'm okay!"
- Drake & Josh:
- The Noddy Shop has Johnny Crawfish's line "You don't give me heaven, and I'll give you hell!". This is downplayed as the line in question doesn't come from an episode of the show, but from a music video made for an investor that surfaced the Internet after someone who worked on it posted it.
- The Office (US):
- "That's What She Said"
- "NNNOOOOOOO, GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE, NO! NO! NO! NNNOOOOOOOOOOO-"
- "OH MY GOD! Okay, it's happening! Everybody stay calm! STAY F***ING CALM! EVERYBODY F***ING CALM DOWN!"
- "You didn't kill Anakin Skywalker. I did." "Then my friend is truly dead. Goodbye, Darth." (''Obi-Wan Kenobi)
- Orphan Black:
- "Just one, I'm a few, no family too. Who am I?"
- "Welcome to the trip, man."
- "Fetch me something gay."
- "Are you my Sestra?"
- "It is not Beth who I loved..."
- "Of course (something), don't be ridiculous." (Perfect Strangers)
- Person of Interest:
- "The government has a secret system. A machine that spies on you every hour of every day."
- "We have a new number."
- Power Rangers:
- "It's Morphin' Time!"
- "AH, AFTER 10,000 Years, I'M FREE! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!"
- Alpha, Rita's escaped! Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude!
- Andros, listen to me. It is your duty as a Power Ranger to save the universe. Now is the time.
- I...was...VENJIX!!!!
- "I'm still here, bitches, and I know everything. -A" (Pretty Little Liars)
- The Price Is Right:
- "The actual retail price is..."
- "Come on down!"
- The Prisoner (1967):
- "I am not a number. I am a free man!"
- "You Are Number 6."
- "Why did you resign?"
- "I've resigned. I will not be pushed, stamped, filed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own."
- Roots (1977)
- "What's your name!?"
- "Kunta! Kunta Kinte!"
- "My name is Toby."
- "'Sanctuary For All' is not an empty motto." (Sanctuary)
- Saturday Night Live:
- "Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!"
- "Jane, you ignorant slut!"
- "Now, wasn't that special?"
- "I got a fever! And the only prescription...is more cowbell!"
- Saved by the Bell:
- "I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO...SCARED!"
- "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what is going on here?"
- "The pipes have ears."
- "I had sex and Dad is dead! He died a horrible death because I had incredible sex!" (The Secret Life of the American Teenager)
- Seinfeld:
- "No soup for you!"
- "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
- "George is getting upset!"
- "Are you still... master of your domain?"
- "I'm out!"
- "Yadda yadda yadda."
- "I'm not gay...not that there's anything wrong with that."
- "Alone is what I have. Alone protects me." "No. Friends protect people." (Sherlock)
- "We can rebuild him. We have the technology." (The Six Million Dollar Man)
- Spartacus: Blood and Sand:
- "Forge your own path, or join with us. And together, we shall see Rome tremble!"
- "Jupiter's cock!"
- "Fuck the Gods!"
- "(Capua,) Shall we/I begin?!"
- "I. AM. SPARTACUS!"
- "Blood rains down from an angry sky. My cock rages on, my cock rages on!"
- "I am an/the emissary from Hell, Spider-Man!"(Spider-Man (Japan))
- Star Trek:
- In General:
- "Space, the final frontier."
- "Captain's Log, Stardate..."
- Star Trek: The Original Series:
- "Live long and prosper."
- "To boldly go where no man has gone before."
- "He's Dead, Jim."
- "I'm a doctor, not a..."
- "Set phasers to stun."
- "Fascinating."
- The episode "Spock's Brain" has its own signature line: "Brain and brain! What is 'brain'?"
- Star Trek: The Next Generation:
- "Make it so."
- "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance Is Futile. Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service...us."
- THERE! ARE! FOUR! LIGHTS!
- Star Trek: Voyager:
- "Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
- "Set a course...for home."
- "Coffee. Black."
- "There's coffee in that nebula."
- Star Trek: Enterprise:
- "We're making history with every light-year."
- Star Trek: Discovery:
- "Black Alert!"
- Star Trek: Picard:
- "I don't want the game to end."
- In General:
- "Friends don't lie." (Stranger Things)
- "Saving people, hunting things, the family business." (Supernatural)
- "The tribe has spoken." (Survivor)
- "What does a yellow light mean?" "Slow down." "Okay. What...does...a...yellow...light...mean?" (Taxi)
- Titans (2018):
- "Fuck Batman!"
- "Nice to meet you bro, I'm the new Robin."
- "Titans are back, bitches!"
- "Will the real [mystery guest] please stand up?" (To Tell the Truth)
- Top Gear (UK):
- "And on that bombshell..."
- "...in the world."
- "We met up, for a series of challenges."
- "I was the first to arrive."
- "Ambitious... but rubbish."
- "Now it's time to see how it does on our track and that means handing it over to our tame racing driver. Some say (outlandish comment) and that (other outlandish comment). All we know is he's called 'The Stig'!"
- "The rest of that book, To Serve Man? It's a cookbook!" (The Twilight Zone (1959))
- Twin Peaks:
- "Who killed Laura Palmer?"
- "She's dead. Wrapped in plastic."
- "The owls are not what they seem."
- "You know, this is - excuse me - a damn fine cup of coffee. I've had I don't know how many cups of coffee in my life, and this? This is one of the best."
- "Damn fine coffee! And hot!"
- "How's Annie? HOW'S ANNIE?!"
- The Walking Dead (2010)
- "DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE."
- "Hey, Dumbass. Yeah, you in the tank. Cozy in there?"
- "CARL!"
- "This isn't a democracy anymore!"
- "Liar!"
- "They're screwing with the wrong people!"
- "What's next?" (The West Wing)
- What Would You Do?:
- "Hi, I'm John Quiñones, and this has all been a part of a TV show called What Would You Do?..."
- "Hidden cameras on!"
- "We're at [insert location]..."
- "We roll again."
- "We roll one last time."
- "Why—" (or "Why not") "—get involved?"
- "Nothing prepared us for the (last) man/woman we're about to meet."
- "Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter."
- "Is that your final answer?" (Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?)
- The Wire:
- "The game is the game."
- "It's all in the game."
- "A man's got to have a code."
- WKRP in Cincinnati:
- "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"
- "...while the senator, who insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity."
- "Oh, I almost forgot. Booger!"
- The X-Files:
- "The Truth is out there."
- "Trust no one."
- "Deny everything."
- "I want to believe."
- Yes, Prime Minister:
- "Tragic."
- Oh, very droll, minister."
- "Who let the dogs out?" (Baha Men, "Who Let The Dogs Out?")
- "I read the news today, oh boy." (The Beatles, "A Day In The Life")
- "If you like it then you should have put a ring on it." (Beyoncé, "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)")
- "Ground Control to Major Tom." (David Bowie, "Space Oddity")
- "I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die." (Johnny Cash, "Folsom Prison Blues")
- "I get knocked down, but I get up again!" (Chumbawamba, "Tubthumping")
- "I am the God of Hellfire! And I bring you..." (The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, "Fire")
- "I want my MTV." (Dire Straits, "Money For Nothing")
- "Mr. Mojo Risin'!" (The Doors, "L.A. Woman")
- "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave." (Eagles, "Hotel California")
- Eminem
- "And come to think about it, his name was...it was you." ("Stan")
- "Mom's spaghetti..." ("Lose Yourself")
- "Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge." (Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, "The Message")
- "You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant." (Arlo Guthrie, "Alice's Restaurant Massacree")
- "I turned twenty-one in prison doing life without parole." (Merle Haggard, "Mama Tried")
- "Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh, no!" (Richard Harris (or Donna Summer), "Macarthur Park")
- "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky." (Jimi Hendrix, "Purple Haze")
- "Fucking magnets, how do they work?" (Insane Clown Posse, "Miracles")
- "Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas with Waylon and Willie and the boys." (Waylon Jennings, "Luckenbach, Texas (Back to the Basics of Love)")
- "Just a small-town girl, livin' in a lonely world. She took the midnight train goin' anywhere." (Journey, "Don't Stop Believin')
- "Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose." (Kris Kristofferson note , "Me and Bobby McGee")
- "We'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way." (Toby Keith, "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue (The Angry American)")
- Avril Lavigne
- "He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?" ("Sk8r Boi")
- "Hey, hey, you, you! I don't like your girlfriend!" ("Girlfriend")
- "Stop! Hammer time!" (MC Hammer, "U Can't Touch This")
- "...the day the music died." (Don McLean, "American Pie")
- "I want to fuck you like an animal." (Nine Inch Nails, "Closer")
- "It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up! magazine!" (The Notorious B.I.G., "Juicy")
- "I wanna go home with the armadillo..." (Gary P Nunn, "London Homesick Blues")
- "You gotta keep 'em separated." (The Offspring, "Come Out And Play")
- "I kissed a girl and I liked it!" (Katy Perry, "I Kissed a Girl")
- "I am the man who arranges the blocks..." (Pig with the Face of a Boy, "A Complete History of the Soviet Union, Through the Eyes of a Humble Worker")
- "We don't need no education." (Pink Floyd, "Another Brick In The Wall Part II")
- Queen:
- "We will, we will rock you!" ("We Will Rock You")
- "Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?" ("Bohemian Rhapsody")
- "That's me in the corner." (R.E.M., "Losing My Religion")
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run." (Kenny Rogers, "The Gambler")
- "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you." (Carly Simon, "You're So Vain")
- "Hello, darkness, my old friend." (Simon & Garfunkel, "The Sound of Silence")
- "How could this happen to me?" (Simple Plan, "Untitled (How Could This Happen to Me?)")
- "I like big butts and I cannot lie!" (Sir Mix-A-Lot, "Baby Got Back")
- "Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage." (The Smashing Pumpkins, "Bullet With Butterfly Wings")
- "I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want." (Spice Girls, "Wannabe")
- "It's fun to stay at the YMCA!" (Village People, "YMCA")
- "My Maserati does one-eighty-five." (Joe Walsh, "Life's Been Good")
- "I hope I die before I get old." (The Who, "My Generation")
- "It's better to burn out than to fade away." (Neil Young, "My My, Hey Hey")
- "I tried so hard... and got so far... but in the end... it doesn't really matter." (Linkin Park, "In the End")
- "LOOK, EVERYONE! WE HAVE GUESTS!" (The Addams Family)
- "Go for the hill!" (Banzai Run)
- "You've got the power, / You've got the might. / Get ready for battle / Beat the Black Knight!" (Black Knight 2000)
- "MOVE - YOUR - CAR!" (Creature from the Black Lagoon)
- "It's sunny drive time!" (Earthshaker!)
- "Quit talkin' and start chalkin'." (Eight Ball Deluxe)
- "How 'bout another ball?" (Elvira and the Party Monsters )
- "Funhouse? Bwahahahahahaha!" (FunHouse (1990))
- "It's a great day for racing — and a great day for pinball!" (Indianapolis 500)
- "My god, she's alive!" (The Machine: Bride of Pin*Bot)
- "DON'T TOUCH THE DOOR DON'T TOUCH THE DOOR DONTTOUCHTHEDOORDONTTOUCHTHEDOOR..." (Twilight Zone)
- "Here it COMES!" (Whirlwind)
- "Feel the Power!" (Most pins by Pat Lawlor)
- "Shoot for the Magic Trunk!" (Theatre of Magic)
- "The Black Knight will win again!" (Black Knight)
- "I am THE Black Knight!" (Black Knight 2000)
- "And now, the Weather!" (Welcome to Night Vale)
- "There's a man standing behind you." (Film Reroll)
- Hulk Hogan:
- "Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?"
- "So let me tell you something brother..."
- "You better start eating your vitamins and start saying your prayers!"
- "MeanGene, the first thing you need to do is to tell these people to shut up if you wanna' hear what I've got to say..."
- Gorilla Monsoon
- "The Irresistible Force meets the Immovable Object."
- "WILL YOU STOP?"
- Randy Savage:
- "OOOH YEAAAAHHH!!"
- "DIG IT!"
- "SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!"
- The Undertaker:
- "...and they can all KISS. MY. ASS!"-Shane Douglas
- "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
- "Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!"
- "And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold says so!"
- "I'm gonna open a can of Whoop Ass!"
- "Oh Hell Yeah!!"
- "Give me a Hell Yeah!"
- "WHAT?"
- "DTA: Don't Trust Anybody."
- Ric Flair:
- "To be the Man, you got to beat the Man!"
- "The Rolex wearing, Diamond ring wearing, kiss stealing, limousine riding, jet flying, Styling and Profiling..."
- "I am the dirtiest player in the game!"
- "WOOOO!"
- Shawn Michaels:
- "I think I'm cute. I know I'm sexy..."
- "I've lost a lot of things, and one of them has been my smile."
- "Ladies and Gentlemen, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels has left the building."
- "I'm sorry... I love you."
- Vince McMahon:
- "I didn't screw Bret. Bret screwed Bret."
- "Ring the damn bell!"
- "The boyhood dream has come true!"
- "IT'S ME AUSTIN! IT'S ME AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, AUSTIN!"
- "YOU'RE FIRED!"
- "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Last night on Monday Night Raw, the WWE presented a special tribute show, recognizing the career of Chris Benoit. However, now some 26 hours later, the facts of this horrific tragedy are now apparent. Therefore, other than my comments, there will be no mention of Mr. Benoit's name tonight. On the contrary, tonight's show will be dedicated to everyone who has been affected by this terrible incident. This evening marks the first step of the healing process. Tonight, WWE performers will do what they do better than anyone else in the world: entertain you."
- "I didn't screw Bret. Bret screwed Bret."
- D-Generation X
- "Are you ready?"
- "If you're not down with that, then we've got two words for you...SUCK IT!!!"
- Jim Ross:
- "The Austin era has begun!"
- "Good God almighty! Good God almighty! That killed him! As God as my witness, he is broken in half!"
- (in a heavy Southern accent) "BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD!"
- Joey Styles:
- "OH MY GOD!"
- "It's a slobber knocker!"
- Tony Schiavone:
- "This is the greatest night in the history of our sport!"
- "That's gonna put some butts in the seats."
- "IT'S STIIIIING!"
- Mick Foley:
- "BANG BANG!"
- "Have a nice day!"
- Triple H:
- "I AM THE FUCKING GAME!"
- "YOU WILL STEP INTO THE RING WITH THE GAME!"
- "YOU WILL LOOK INTO MY EYES AND YOU WILL KNOW THAT I AM THE GAME, AND I AM... THAT... DAMN... GOOD!"
- "THE GAME IS NOT OVER! IT... IS... JUST... THE BEGINNING!"
- "BOW DOWN TO THE KING!"
- Chris Jericho:
- "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!"
- "Welcome...to RAW...IS...JERICHO!"
- "ARMBAR!"
- "Things will never...EEEEEVEEEERRR!!!...be the same AGAIN!"
- "Assclown(s)!"
- "This s not a joke. I m not a joke, I am serious And you will not look past me, you stupid son of a bitch!"
- "I beat Rock and Austin in the same night!"
- "I am the best in the world at what I do!"
- "I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!"
- "You just made the list!"
- "Stupid idiots!"
- "A little bit of the bubbly!"
- "DAMN!"-Ron Simmons
- CM Punk:
- Several from his iconic "Pipe bomb" promo on June 27, 2011:
- "John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be..."
- "I am the best in the world."
- "There's one thing you're better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass."
- "That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy."
- "Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?"
- "...and I'd like to think this company will be better off when Vince McMahon's dead! But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family."
- "In everybody's hand this is a microphone, in my hands it's a pipe bomb!"
- "It's clobbering time!"
- "I AM THE VOICE OF THE VOICELESS!"
- "You and the Red Sox are no longer the underdog, you're a dynasty. You Are What You Hate. You have become the New York Yankees!"
- "My face on everything. I want cups, posters, spoons, knives, forks, my own jet, and how about my very own CM Punk The Movie!"
- "Just when you think you know all the answers, I change the culture."
- "I'm back!"
- "The fact that I have to sit up here because we have irresponsible people who call themselves EVPs and couldn't fucking manage a Target. And they spread lies and bullshit..."
- "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make money."
- Several from his iconic "Pipe bomb" promo on June 27, 2011:
- "MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR, CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!"
- SUPLEX CITY, BITCH!!
- "Here comes the pain!"
- "I AM/HE IS THE NEXT BIG THING!"
- Bryan Danielson
- "YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!"
- "NO! NO! NO!"
- "You. Are. Cleared."
- "Fickle!"
- The Shield:
- "SIERRA. HOTEL. INDIA. ECHO. LIMA. DELTA. SHIELD!"
- "Believe in the Shield!"
- "We are the Hounds of Justice."
- "Get 'em."
- "There's always a Plan B!"
- The Rock:
- "If you smelllllll....what The Rock is cookin'!"
- "FINALLY! THE ROCK HAS COME BACK..."
- "Know your role!"
- "The Rock says [insert topic]"
- "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
- JUST BRING IT!"
- "Layeth the smackdown!"
- "I say we are live in [insert city]!"
- "To the millions (and millions) of The Rock's fans!"
- "It doesn't matter [insert whatever it is regarding the one he's dissing]!"
- "The Jabroni eatin', pie eatin'..."
- "Candyass!"
- Do you want some pie?"
- "Everybody's got a price!"-Ted DiBiase
- The Iron Sheik:
- "FACKING BOOLSHEHHHT!"
- "I PUT DEM IN DE CAMEL CLUTCH, I BREAK HIS BACK, I FUCK HIS ASS, I MAKE DEM HAMBOL!"
- "IRAN NUMBER ONE! RUSSIA NUMBER ONE! U-S-A? HACK-PHOOEY!!!"
- Kurt Angle:
- "I WON A GOLD MEDAL WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!"
- "It's true. It's damn true!"
- "Intensity. Integrity. Intelligence."
- "I'm just a Sexy Kurt! (Sexy Kurt!) I'll make your ankles hurt! (ankles hurt!)"
- "You suck! You Suck! You Suck! You suck!"
- Booker T:
- "Hulk Hogan. We're coming for you, nigga!"
- "NOW. CAN. YOU. DIG. IT/THAT... SUCKA!"
- "Five time, five time, five time, five time, five time WCW Champion!"
- "Tell me (s/he/you) didn't just say that!"
- "ALL HAIL KING BOOKAH!"
- Batista:
- "Hunter, I know what I was gonna do... for a long time."
- "I'm staying right here on RAW."
- "Basketballs don't hold grudges!"
- "You were supposed to be my friend"
- "Eddie's dead."
- "Give me what I want!"
- "Hunter, I know what I was gonna do... for a long time."
- "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be."-Bret Hart
- "I AM A WRESTLING GOD!"-John "Bradshaw" Layfield
- John Cena:
- "You can't see me!"
- "The Champ...is...HERE!!"
- "If you want some, COME GET SOME!"
- "WORD LIFE!"
- "IF CENA WINS, WE RIOT."
- "HUSTLE. LOYALTY. RESPECT."
- Rise. Above. Hate." "
- "And his name is...JOHN CENA!!!"
- "BASIC THUGANOMICS!"
- "Your time is up, my time is now..."
- "Let's Go Cena!" "Cena sucks!"
- "RUTHLESS AGGRESSION!"
- Randy Orton:
- "I hear voices in my head..."
- "RKO outta nowhere!"
- "Eddie's ain't in Heaven. Eddie's down there, IN HELL!"
- "STUPID! STUPID!"
- "Pencil-neck geek!"-Freddie Blassie
- "Eddie Guerrero:
- "Viva La Raza!"
- "I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal!"
- "Holmes!"
- "That's my new addiction, Holmes. See when I step into this ring I am addicted. I'm addicted to the high I get when I go home and tell my family 'Hey I'm doing it!'. I'm addicted to the satisfaction that I get to tell everybody like you who didn't believe in me 'you can stick it up your ass!' I'm addicted to the do or die feeling, Holmes, that I'm going to have this Sunday at No Way Out. But the difference between you and me Brock, is that I'm an addict and I'll do anything, and run over anybody, that it's going to take to get that title around my waist and get my high at No Way Out and become the WWE Champion, Orale Vato!"
- "Dominik, I am your Papi!"
- Goldberg:
- "WHO'S NEXT?"
- "[insert name of opponent], YOU'RE NEXT!"
- "BROCK LESNAR, NOT ONLY DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU'RE NEXT, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, IT MEANS BROCK LESNAR, YOU'RE LAST!"
- "Goldberg... Goldberg..."
- The Miz:
- "I would rather you all hate me for who I am than love me for something I'm not!"
- "I'M THE MIZ, AND I'M AWESOME!"
- "Really?"
- "I'm the coward?! Wait! Let me tell you about a coward...!"
- "I'm the one here, day in and day out, in that wrestling ring beating people up! Thank you very much!"
- The Usos:
- "Welcome to the Uso penitentiary!"
- "Day One Ish!"
- "Hey, Big E! Let's just keep it PG, you know what's good. Just don't get all Rated-R, like ya boy Xavier Woods."
- "Man I don't give a damn what the Tribal Chief say!"
- "YEET!"
- The New Day:
- "AWWWWWW [insert name of city]....DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR! CLAP FOR THE PAGE OF YOUR LONGEST REIGNING TAG-TEAM CHAMPS....AND FEEEEEEEEL....THE POOOOOWER!"
- "IT'S A NEW DAY, YES IT IS!"
- "New Day... Rocks! New Day... Rocks!"
- "We are the... W. W. E. World. Tag. Team. CHAMPIONS!"
- "I did it for The Rock. I did it for the people."-Rikishi
- Chris Benoit:
- "I will fulfill my destiny. I will be the next World Heavyweight Champion!"
- "Chris Benoit is for real!"
- "Chris Benoit is here and he's really mad. Chris Benoit is here and he's really angry!".
- "EXCUSE ME!!!"-Vickie Guerrero
- Wade Barrett:
- "You're either Nexus, or you're against us."
- "I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS!"
- "GLORIOUS!!!"-Bobby Roode
- Bray Wyatt:
- "DEH!"
- "We're here."
- "Follow the Buzzards."
- "He's got the whole world in his hands..."
- "Let me in."
- "I'm really glad that you're my friend. 'Cause this is a friendship that will never, ever end."
- Also the plural variant used for the Firefly Funhouse's theme song.
- "Welcome to my Firefly Funhouse!"
- "Yowie Wowie!"
- "You think you know me..."-Edge
- Ron Killings
- "What's Up?"
- "Little Jimmy!"
- Kevin Owens
- "Fight Owens Fight!/Kill Owens Kill!"
- "You're Elias!"
- Alberto Del Rio:
- "AAALBERTOOOOOOOO......DEL RIIIIOOOOOOOO!!!!"
- "My name is Alberto Del Rio....but you already know that!"
- "Matt Cardona:
- "Woo, Woo, Woo! You know it!"
- "Oh Radio, tell me everything you know..."
- "Alwayz ready!"
- "MISTEEEEEERRRR....KENNEDAAAAYYYYYY!!!!"-Ken Anderson
- Matt Hardy:
- "DELETE."
- "Delightful."
- "V-1!"
- "Matt Hardy will not die!"
- "That piece of feces, Adam Copeland!"
- "Amy you whore!"
- "BURN IT DOWN!"-Seth Rollins
- AJ Styles:
- "I am Phenomenal!"
- "I am the face that runs the place, the champ that runs the camp!"
- "This is the house that I/AJ Styles built!"
- "Joe's gonna kill you!"-Samoa Joe
- "You say your name is Finlay, and you love to fight. Well I say your name is Finlay, and you're a bathurd!"-Bobby Lashley
- Becky Lynch:
- "STRAIGHT FIRE!"
- "I wasn't born to be champion, I fought to be champion."
- "I don't care what kind of match it is. Tables, ladders, chairs, stairs... If she wants it, she'll get it! Then I'll get my revenge on that little bitch!"
- "I'm taking your championship, and I'm taking your arm with me!"
- "I just want you to call me "queen", bitch!"
- "I am the Man!"
- "Everyone's tough until the Man comes around."
- "You go be a warrior, while I become a mother."
- Sheamus:
- "FELLAH!"
- "It's a shame that they lost their head..."
- "Too many lies! Too many lies!"
- "BANGER, AFTER BANGER, AFTER BANGER!"
- Asuka
- "NO ONE IS READY FOR ASUKA!"
- "WE DON'T CARE!"
- "EZ-PZ!"
- Sasha Banks:
- "I am Legit!"
- "Bank on it!"
- "Luck? You don't need luck when you're the Boss."
- "It's Boss time"
- Roddy Piper:
- "Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!"
- "Just when you think you know all the answers, I change the questions."
- "I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass."
- "I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me."
- Sid Eudy
- "You know and I know that you're only half the man that I am. And I have half the brain that you do!"
- "Well, the step-skeptics and all the people that have a... Let me do this again."
- Charlotte Flair
- "Do it with Flair."
- "I don't just talk the talk. I walk the walk!"
- A.J. Lee
- Many from her August 26, 2013 promo that is now dubbed as the Distaff Counterpart to "the Pipebomb".
- "OMG, you guys, I just watched last night's episode of Total Divas, and it was insane..."
- Do you want to know what I see when I look in that ring? Honestly? A bunch of cheap, interchangeable, expendable, useless women. Women who have turned to reality television 'cause they just weren't gifted enough to be actresses. And they just weren't talented enough to be Champion. I have saved your Divas division, I have shattered glass ceilings, I have broken down doors. Why? So...so a bunch of ungrateful, stiff, plastic mannequins can waltz on through without even as much as a "thank you"?
- "I didn't get here because I was cute, or because I came from a famous Wrestling Family, or because I sucked up to the right people. I got here because I am good. I earned this Championship and no matter how many red carpets you guys wanna walk in your four thousand dollars ridiculous heels, you will never be able to lace up my Chuck Taylors." (the last bit highlights AJ's tomboyishness compared to the femininity of the others)
- "Break the rules. Be a fighter. Any dream is possible if you are brave enough to do it your way."
- "And for a special post-WrestleMania treat, I will put my title on the line!" (she loses)
- "Talent is not sexually transmitted."
- "I don’t want to do what my idols did… I want to do more than they did. And I feel like I’m on my way."
- Many from her August 26, 2013 promo that is now dubbed as the Distaff Counterpart to "the Pipebomb".
- Paige
- "This is my house!"
- "Your little baby brother didn't have much fight in him, did he?"
- (After a few seconds of awkward silence) "Paige here!"
- Ronda Rousey
- "Any ring I step into is mine."
- "My entire career I have been knocking down doors. I knocked down doors in judo, I knocked down doors in Strikeforce, I knocked down doors in the UFC and now I am knocking down doors here at home in the WWE. The only door you ever knocked down was the door to John Cena’s bedroom. And he eventually threw you out of that exact same door."
- "Damn the man, screw the woos, and no more Mrs. Nice Bitch!"
- Roman Reigns
- "AWOO!"
- "BELIEVE THAT!"
- "You are a sniveling little suck-up, sell-out full of sufferin' succotash!"
- "Make him look good."
- "This is my yard now."
- "I'm still here 'cause you can't do your job!"
- "My real name is Joe and I have been living with Leukemia for eleven years. And unfortunately it's back."
- "Wreck Everything and Leave."
- "Acknowledge me."
- Kofi Kingston
- "BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!"
- "Looks like there's trouble in Paradise!"
- "Aren't you supposed to be Jamaican? What happened to your accent?
- "2009 was my best year! Leave me here!"
- "I've been waiting too long! It's been eleven years! Fight me!"
- "Holler!"-Velvet Sky
- The Beautiful People
- "Let the pigeons loose!"
- "Cleansing the world, one ugly person at a time!"
- Bayley
- "Hug Life."
- "Hey bitches, screw all of you."
- "Life sucks, and then you die."
- "Ding, Dong. Hello!?"
- "You're done for!"
- Jay Lethal
- "I'm the greatest first generation wrestler of all time!"
- "I don't even like The Foundation!"
- Adam Cole
- "ADAM COLE, BAY BAY!"
- "BOOM!"
- "Shock the system."-The Undisputed Era
- Billie Kay
- "You gotta be joking me?!"
- "Hey Kayla!"
- Luke Harper
- "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
- "It's [day of the week]. You know what that means."
- "Are you crying!?"
- Adam Page
- "Cowboy Shit!"
- "I will not be defending this championship against you. No, for the first time in my life, I will be... defending All Elite Wrestling from you!"
- MJF
- "I'm better than you, and you know it!"
- "MID!"
- "FIRE ME! FIRE ME, YOU F**KING MARK!"
- Cody Rhodes
- "Wrestling has more than one royal family."
- "Adrenaline in my soul, waiting for me to start the show..."
- "For 14 years it took me from undesirable to un-goddamn-deniable!"
- "I'm gonna finish... my... story!"
- Britt Baker
- "The Doctor will see you now."
- "D.M.D!"
- Rey Mysterio Jr..
- "BOOYAKA, BOOKAYAKA! 6-1-9!"
- "You [Dominik] pushed me! You pushed me to do this! I didn't want to hit you! You made me hit you! You don't disrespect your mother like that! THAT'S MY WIFE!"
- Sami Zayn
- "Look, Jey is going through a lot. He's gone through a lot. He's just not himself right now. That's it, okay? He's just not...lately, he hasn't been...very ucey."
- Drew McIntyre
- "What's that metronome I hear, perhaps the end is drawing near. You'll never hear the shot that takes you down..."
- "I'm not a spiritual person, but I want you to know this. I prayed for this and it happened."
- "Before you were injured, it was banger after banger after banger. But since you've returned, it looks to me like it's been burger after burger after burger."
- Rhea Ripley
- "THIS IS MY BRUTALITY!"
- "Mami is always on top."
- "...without hesitation, deviation or repetition." (Just a Minute)
- "Who knows what evil lurks within the hearts of men? The Shadow knows... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
- "Who was that masked man?" (The Lone Ranger)
- "Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!" (Magic: The Gathering)
- And for the fandom: "Strictly worse than Storm Crow" and "In response..."
- "(Minor act) is treason. Please report to Friend Computer immediately." (Paranoia)
- "In the grim, dark future of mankind, there is only war." (Warhammer 40,000)
- "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"
- "WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
- "HERESY!"
- Romeo and Juliet
- "Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name."
- "But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Juliet is the sun."
- "Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow."
- "What's in a name? That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet."
- Hamlet
- "To be or not to be: that is the question."
- "Alas, Poor Yorick."
- "What a piece of work is a man!"
- "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark."
- "Et Tu, Brute?" (Julius Caesar)
- "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears."
- "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars..."
- "A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!" (Richard III)
- "Off with his head. So much for Buckingham." (A line added to Shakespeare's play by Colley Cibber)
- "All the world's a stage." (As You Like It)
- "[He exits, pursued by a bear]" (The Winter's Tale)
- "Oh beware, my lord, of jealousy! It is the green-eyed monster, which doth mock the meat it feeds on!" (Othello)
- "I am the very model of a modern major-general." (The Pirates of Penzance)
- "Dead! And never called me 'Mother'!" (East Lynne)
- "Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble" (Macbeth)
- "Something wicked this way comes"
- "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow"
- "Out damned spot!"
- "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (Twelfth Night)
- "If music be the food of love, play on!"
- "STELLA!" (A Streetcar Named Desire)
- "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" (A Midsummer Night's Dream)
- "Cry God for Harry, England and St. George!" (Henry V)
- "Once more unto the breach, dear friends!"
- "You see, insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops." (Arsenic and Old Lace)
- "Coffee's for closers only." (Glengarry Glen Ross)
- "Figaro, Figaro, Figarofigarofigaro!" (The Barber of Seville, and by extension Opera as a whole)
- "A handbag?!" (The Importance of Being Earnest)
- "Not bloody likely!" (Pygmalion)
- "The hills are alive with The Sound of Music."
- "These are a few of my favourite things."
- "Doe, a deer, a female deer."
- Hamilton: "What's your name, man?"
- Titus Andronicus: "Villain, I have done thy mother!"
- BIONICLE:
- "In the time before time..." (various)
- "Unity, duty, destiny" (Arc Words)
- "Gathered friends...listen once again to the legend of the Bionicle" (BIONICLE: Mask of Light)
- "There are a thousand ways I could destroy you right now. And 941 of them hurt." (BIONICLE Adventures #10: Time Trap)
- "Turaga Nuju once said that the universe is a riddle. Today, I am the answer." (BIONICLE Ignition #11: Death of a Hero)
- "Let me show you how to scratch it." (Cartoon Beatbox Battles)
- "First of all, I am Vegeta."
- "BARRIER!!!!" (Epithet Erased)
- "TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating all the peoples in the thatched-roof cottages!" (Homestar Runner)
- Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged
- "Don't f*ck up!"
- "Do me a solid."
- "All is forgiven."
- "I'm splendid."
- "Scout ahead, Red." "OK, black!" "You get a pass!"
- "SOLDIER style!"
- "WE'RE GOING TO THE GOLD SAUCER! WE ARE GOING, WE ARE GOING TO THE GOLD SAUCER!"
- "AVALANCHE TIME!" "MOTHERFUCKER(S)!"
- "HOOOOOJOOOOOO!!!"
- "What kind of Bahamut is that one?"
- "You're/My name is Cloud. Never forget that."
- Hazbin Hotel (pilot):
- "I have a dream / I wish to tell..."
- "Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here... I would have done so already. "
- "Well, I'm starved! Who wants some jambalaya?"
- hololive:
- "a"
- "Guh!"
- "Kikkeriki!"
- "I'm horny!"
- "THE PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE." (Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour)
- "Bond with me, Jimmy!"
- "Who the fuck are you?" (The Most Popular Girls in School)
- "That...was the worst throw ever. Of all time. (Red vs. Blue)
- "Do you ever wonder why we're here?"
- "Bow Chika Wow Wow."
- "Victory is in a simple soul!" (RWBY)
- "It's also a gun."
- "Do you believe...in destiny?"
- "Yeah, I know...I'm not real."
- "Now that's a katana!" (RWBY Chibi)
- Brawl in the Family:
- Darths & Droids:
- "I cast Summon Bigger Fish!"
- "Jar Jar, you're a genius!"
- "This is fine." (Gunshow)
- "You have a feeling it's going to be a long day." (Homestuck)
- One-Punch Man:
- "OK." (Saitama's incredibly blase reaction to his punch shattering Boros' Restraining Bolt)
- "Well, I guess that takes care of that." (as a meteor shower bombards the city)
- "I AM A SEXY, SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!" (The Order of the Stick)
- "Pose as a team, because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!" (Problem Sleuth)
- "Pillage, then burn." (Schlock Mercenary)
- "A good night's sleep is the first step to kicking ass." (Sleepless Domain)
- "Because I'm a selfish prick! Mmm, bacon!" (Vegan Artbook)
- "[REDACTED]" (SCP Foundation)
- "[DATA EXPUNGED]"
- "You done fucked it up!" (The Angry Joe Show)
- "FOUR HOURS!?"
- "Fly off to the right and explode!"
- "What a shitload of fuck!" (The Angry Video Game Nerd)
- "What were they thinking!?"
- "AAAASS! FUUUUUUCK!"
- "I AM A MAN!!!" (Atop the Fourth Wall)
- "This comic sucks!"
- "Hello, and welcome to Atop The Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn."
- "Say... It's Miller Time!"
- "Do not want." (Backstroke of the West [Chinese bootleg-turned-Gag Dub of Revenge of the Sith])
- "You shouldn't have done that..." (Ben Drowned)
- "Oh my god, this is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life!" (Bum Reviews)
- "Change? Ya got change?!"
- "Greetings and salutations my beautiful people, and welcome to the Caddicarus show, where I always have to do the dirty deed of deciding whether or not a game deserves to be slaughtered or salvaged." (Caddicarus)
- "If it's your birthday today while watching this video, happy frickin' birthday to you and please remember to stay beautiful."
- "Hello! I'm Spons!"
- "Ayo! The pizza here!" (CalebCity)
- "Hey, I'm here for the interview."
- "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!" (Chris Crocker)
- "Everything Wrong With (X) in (Y) Minutes." (CinemaSins)
- "Spoilers (duh)."
- "Reading."
- "Scene does not contain a lapdance."
- "(X) seconds of logos."
- "The Prometheus School of Running Away From Things."
- Clownfish TV:
- "WOO-HOO!"
- "Dismal Disney."
- "I'm at soup!" (Code Ment)
- "And now you know how to (X), you're welcome." (Crap Guide series)
- The Critical Drinker:
- "Nah, it'll be fine."
- "Why? Don't know!"
- "THE MESSAGE!"
- "Unspecified virus of unknown origin."
- "Anyway, that's all I've got for today. Go away now!"
- "How do you want to do this?" (Critical Role)
- "Join us." (Cultaholic)
- "I can be good at games if I want to." (DarkSydePhil)
- "WHY AM I TOXIC!?"
- "My God, this is depressing! And I'm Irish! I'm gonna put on Angela's Ashes so I can remember what it's like to laugh again!" (Demo Reel)
- Dhar Mann
- "So you see..."
- "We're not just telling stories, we're changing lives!"
- "It's not about what's on the outside, it's about what's on the inside."
- "What happens in the dark, always comes to light."
- "[SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING RECKLESS/STUPID/VILE]. Instantly regrets it."
- "Green is not a creative colour!" (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
- Dragonball Z Abridged
- "Krillin Owned Count: (Insert Value)."
- "DODGE!"
- "Crapbaskets."
- "Hey, Vegeta. Are we there yet?"
- "Pecking order."
- "Bye, Son."
- "You are just like your father." "In what regard?"
- "I need an adult." "I am an adult."
- "I don't know what this Yamcha is but it sounds [INSERT SOMETHING LOW TIER]."
- "You see you are not dealing with the average Saiyan anymore."
- "Kaio-what?"
- "With push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice."
- "Senzu bean!"
- "P is for priceless, the look upon your faces; E is for extinction, all your puny races; R for revolution, which will be televised; F is for how fucked you are, now allow me to reprise; E is for eccentric, just listen to my song; C is for completion, that I've waited for so long; T is for the terror, upon you I'll bestow. My name is Perfect Cell and I'd like to say... Hello."
- "Please support the official release!"
- Epic Rap Battles of History:
- "EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!"
- "WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!"
- John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly
- "Well, you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free."
- "I'm tired of how you scheme to stir the people up! Why don't you just take a vacation and shut the fuck up?"
- "'Cause I'm evil; heart blacker than Don Cheadle."
- Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler trilogy
- "I am Adolf Hitler! Commander of the Third Reich. Little known fact also dope on the mic!"
- "You can't rhyme against the dark side of the force, why even bother. So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father!"
- "Someone who loathes you, bitch. Now stand up and rhyme!"
- "What's wrong, Ani? Can't take anymore? Not surprising coming from The Emperor's whore!"
- "Screw you, you...big, black cunt!"
- "You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up, had a Beer Hall Putsch, got 'em fired up, when your bunker started getting fired up, you put a gun in your mouth and fired up."
- "They call me Boba Fett. You wanna mess with me? I'll put my balls in your mouth, like boba tea!"
- Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking
- "I'm as dope as two rappers so you better be scared. 'Cause that means Albert E equals MC squared!"
- "I (Hawking) got twelve inch rims on my chair that's how I roll y'all!"
- "There are ten million-million-million-million-million-million-million-million-million particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd."
- Master Chief vs Leonidas
- "Spartans! Let's start this! Show this petty officer who's the hardest!"
- "Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers. Jerking off to games, giving themselves "first-person shooters"! Your armor's hard, but my abs are harder. You're in my hood now, Chief. THIS. IS. SPARTA!"
- "Three hundred asses needed kickin'. Give more tea bags than Lipton. So why don't you quit your bitching? My trigger finger's itchin'!"
- Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates
- "Let me just step right in, I got things to invent."
- "I need to bring up some basic shit; why'd you name your company after your dick?"
- "iPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack!"
- "I'm sorry, Bill. I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
- Frank Sinatra vs. Freddie Mercury
- "I'm a champion of the world! Extinguished in his prime! So kiss my ass, Frankie. But you'll have to wait in line."
- Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe
- "You lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage!"
- Batman vs. Sherlock Holmes
- "Nice hat, dork. You look like a duck."
- "My sidekick only comes around-" "When he's needed!"
- Martin Luther King Jr. vs. Mahatma Gandhi
- Thomas Edison vs. Nikola Tesla
- "You did not steal from me, you stole me from mankind!"
- Rasputin vs. Stalin
- "Look into my eyes, you perverted witch. See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch!"
- "I have no pride for you who ruined everything my revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie!"
- "Knock, knock, knock, knock. Did somebody say birthmarks?"
- "If your name ends with 'in', time to get out."
- "Did somebody say 'real power'?"
- Bob Ross vs. Pablo Picasso
- Walter White vs. Rick Grimes
- "You tore your family apart, sin by sin; where I live, it happens literally, limb by limb!"
- "I don't know what you think I've done, but if we were to battle, I've already won."
- Goku vs, Superman
- "You want justice? I'll (Superman) bust this, nut up in your (Goku) Chi-Chi!"
- "Don't lecture me (Goku) about fights, you (Superman) caped coward! You got your ass beat by a bat with no powers. There's only one way that this battle's gonna end, one more Superman who's never gonna walk again!"
- Michael Jordan vs. Muhammad Ali
- "Now your daddy got killed and I feel for your family. But your baseball career, now that was a tragedy."
- "Man, you needed a movement 'cause you're so full of shit!"
- "You better bounce back to North Carolina, Kid. 'Cause your rapping sucks more than Space Jam did."
- Ghostbusters vs. ''Mythbusters vs. Stay Puft
- "Good thing you live in a firehouse. 'Cause you just got burned. You are poor scientists. And that's confirmed."
- "Things are getting scary when Tori, Grant, and Kari come harder than Ray when that ghost popped his cherry."
- "I live so large you can't harsh my mellow. Just one step, took me out of the ghetto. You (the other two teams) must be afraid of my marshmallow flows, 'cause Big Puft has turned all you bitches to toast!"
- Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock vs. Quentin Tarantino vs. Stanley Kubrick vs. Michael Bay
- "MOTHER FUCKIN' MONEY! I GOT THAT DOLLAR, Y'ALL!"
- David Copperfield vs. Harry Houdini vs. Criss Angel
- "You never seen a body quite the same as that of Houdini."
- "Did somebody say Angel?"
- Eastern Philosophers vs. Western Philosophers
- "You're pitiful lyrically - lucky for history, you didn't author the Art of Rapping!"
- "'Cause I'm N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-E, and I'll end any motherfucker like my name in a spelling bee!"
- "Let me be frank; don't start beef with the Frank who hangs with B. Franks giving ladies beef franks!"
- "These white boys getting burned, 'cause guess what, now the Sun's out!"
- "Oh, you don't want to stand in the path of Lao Tzu today, I'll make you move, bitch, get out the way."
- "You tried to plant a new German psyche, but you just grew hate - me no Third Reich-y."
- Julius Caesar vs. Shaka Zulu
- "You can grow my wheat for me after you're beaten!"
- Stan Lee vs. Jim Henson vs. Walt Disney
- "And there is no man alive who could muck with what we've left behind." "(M-I-C) I rock the mic properly! (K-E-Y) Turning profits, I've got the key!"
- "Now look at it, gaze upon my empire of joy!"
- Theodore Roosevelt vs. Winston Churchill
- "What's up, bitches?"
- Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton
- "She's only twelve years old." "That's enough, shit." "But she's married, sir." "Just gotta get pushy." "That's your daughter." "Well, grab her by the pussy."
- "How do I say this? You're a two. And you almost lost the primary to a socialist Jew. What do the American people gotta yankee-doodle-do to get it through your fat face that they're just not that into you?"
- "'Cause this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers! For the last eight years, this country's been run by-" "CAW!"
- Ash Ketchum vs. Charles Darwin
- "You're so ineffective you couldn't even turn 11!"
- "Look, Mighty Morphin' Michael Vick. Your animated slave fights make me sick!"
- "You lost your three children while they were still small; TB and scarlet fever, Gotta Catch 'Em All!"
- "It was hard losing my daughters and their brother. As hard as the "wood" that Oak gave your mother!"
- NicePeter vs. EpicLloyd battles
- "Fuck the rap battles and you, I quit!"
- "Dude, that is not a cool way to play Batman!"
- The Joker vs. Pennywise
- "Jack Nicholson played you just fine. But lately the casting's declined. Jared Leto came out trying to look like he was Tekashi 6ix9ine!"
- "But no one's dying to play with Joker, except for maybe Heath Ledger!"
- "Tell your author for his next gang-bang scene, how about a little more PG and a lot less 13!"
- Thanos vs. J. Robert Oppenheimer
- "Listening to you took everything I had left. After your raps, I am become deaf."
- "You just got no answer for Fortnite's dopest dancer."
- Filthy Frank
- "WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MOTHAFUCKAAAA!"
- "IT'S TIME TO STOP!"
- "ey b0ss"
- "Nyeess!"
- "Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo!"
- Final Fantasy In A Nutshell
- "Just sleep it off. You'll be fine."
- "I'm [name of character], by the way."
- "No need to be a dick about it."
- "Well this has been a monumental waste of time."
- "[Character saying that's not how things work or that's how things are]! Good day, sir!"
- "No! Reading is for nerds!"
- "Run away!"
- "MRBEAST!" (Freshy Kanal)
- "Next time on Game Grumps, [rarely actually followed by anything]"
- "WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IS THIS?!?! WHAT IS MY LIFE?!?!?!"
- "YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE! YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT! You gotta look inside yourself and say, 'What am I willing to put up with today?' NOT! FUCKING! THIS!"
- "Hey, Big Zam!"
- "Mycaruba!"
- "Goddammit, Ross!"
- "GET OUTTA HERE!"
- "I'm gonna give you five across the ass!"
- "Does Bruno Mars is gay?"
- "MARK ZUCKERBERG!"
- "And then I fired again, and then I missed..."
- "I lost the run to RNG, dude!" (gladjonas)
- "Water? I have no WATER?!"
- "A tape measure! Who could ever need one of these?"
- "To which I say but...Hello, you." (Guru Larry and Wez)
- "[CITATION NEEDED]" (H.Bomberguy)
- "Just one small problem.. SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, BEN?! FUCKING AQUAMAN?!"
- "You know what's worse than stealing from established journalists, who, in the end, are doing okay? Stealing from small queer writers or creators from marginalized groups who weren't even paid for their work in the first place. Stealing from the writings of dead people who passed away doing the activism you pretend to do. Stealing from the very people who fund your videos. The people you claim to be defending. This video is about James Somerton."
- "FUCKING PRONOUNS!" (HeelVsBabyFace)
- "Hey, police girl." (Hellsing Ultimate Abridged)
- "Oh, you know... a real fucking vampire!"
- "Excuse me, but I'm a fuck-mothering vampire."
- "I'm going for a walk."
- "Bitches love cannons."
- "Oh, you know... a real fucking vampire!"
- "You could make a religion out of this." (history of the entire world, i guess)
- "THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER."
- "Bewbs." (Honest Trailers)
- "After doing some research..." (The Irate Gamer)
- "GET THE FUCK OFF MAH PROPERTY!!!"
- "I mean, really!" (Mike Mozart of Jeepers Media)
- "CONSEQUENCES! WILL NEVER BE! THE SAME!" (Jessi Slaughter's dad)
- "...'cuz you dun goofed!"
- "I'll pop a glock in your mouth, and make a brain slushee!"
- "I'm Jim Fucking Sterling, son!" (Jim Sterling)
- "And thank God for me!"
- "Fuck Konami!"
- "Alright chums, I'm back! Let's do this! LEEROYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" (Leeroy Jenkins Video)
- "At least I have chicken."
- "Your life is nothing! You serve zero purpose! You should kill yourself, now!" (LowTierGod)
- "What I'm doing is wrong, I know it's wrong, but I'm gonna do it anyway." (The Mysterious Mr. Enter)
- "Because... potatoes."
- "(Hello,) I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to!" (The Nostalgia Critic)
- "A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!"
- "This enraged his father, who punished him severely." (Oversimplified)
- "Dude. Uncool."
- "TO THE GUILLOTINE!"
- "There's gonna be a tax for that."
- "I'm actually average height for the time!"
- "...And I'm literally everyone else in the world." (Oxventure)
- "Hellllllllllo everyone, and welcome to PokéSins."
- "Don't be silly, (character), (thing) doesn't exist."
- "Pokémon League rules say only one at a time!"
- TheQuartering:
- "What's going on, everyone? Jeremy here from TheQuartering..."
- "Urnalists."
- "Just another buttfucking of history by lazy leftists."
- The Rageaholic:
- "I'm RazörFist, God-fucking-speed!"
- "FUCK YOU, I WAS RIGHT! FUCK YOU, I WAS RIGHT! FUCK YOU, I WAS RIGHT!"
- React:
- "Question Time!"
- "Let me eat the sushi with my blood on it!"
- "Kids React to [insert category here]! This video, [insert topic here]!"
- "I'm pissing on the MOOOOOOOOOON!!!" (Real-Time Fandub)
- "I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife!"
- "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined." (TheReportOfTheWeek)
- Scott The Woz:
- "Hey all, Scott here!"
- "This game blows!"
- "It looks fine..."
- "Oh, is it Gex night?"
- "This isn't America, this is Ohio!"
- "Super easy, barely an inconvenience." (Screen Rant Pitch Meetings)
- "Hello, this is Stampy, and welcome back to another Minecraft let's play video! And another video inside Stampy's Lovely World!" (Stampy's Lovely World)
- "WHAT THE FU — OOOWAAAAHHHH!!!!" (The Steve Moustache Show)
- "I like the buttery biscuit base." (Swedemason)
- Sword Art Online Abridged:
- "You see, there's no need to wonder where your god is! 'Cause he's right here! And he's fresh out of mercy!"
- "My name is Klein."
- "We must save my family!"
- "Oh, don't worry about me, Kayaba. This won't be anything like last time. Because now... I've got something worth fighting for!"
- "Natural One!" (TFS at the Table)
- "Undead don't exist, you can't bring things back to life!"
- "Do you like... heists?"
- Vinesauce:
- "Joel? Joel? Did you download boobs again, Joel?" (Joel)
- "succ" (GPM)
- "Good." (Vinny)
- "You've got Terminal Seven, Luigi."
- "It's hip to fuck bees!"
- "SPEEEN!"
- "Voilà ce qui va se passer !" ("Here's what gonna happen!") from Le Visiteur du Futur.
- WatchMojo:
- "Before we get to our top pick, here's a few honorable mentions."
- "Before we get to our top pick, here's a few honorable, or in this case dishonorable, mentions."
- "Do you agree with our picks?"
- "Before we get to our top pick, here's a few honorable mentions."
- What Culture Wrestling:
- "Why? Here's why!"
- "Here are ten things WWE wants you to forget about [insert topic]."
- "Ding, ding, done."
- "Screw the Rules, I Have Money!" (Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series)
- "BROOKLYN RAGE!"
- "Card games on motorcycles."
- "Children's card games."
- "IN AMERICA!"
- "What time is it? Adventure Time!" (Adventure Time)
- "Mathematical!"
- "MY HAT! IS! AWESOME!"
- "UNACCEPTABLE!"
- "The fun will never end!"
- "Gotta blast!" (The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius)
- "Think, think, think.....BRAIN BLAST!!"
- "Snooping as usual, I see?" (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)
- "That's no good!"
- "I hate that hedgehog!"
- "Wham bam, we're in a jam!" (The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan)
- "I don't feel safe." (Amphibia)
- "Goodnight, everybody!" (Animaniacs)
- "Dancing is forbidden!" (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
- Arcane:
- "You're hot, cupcake."
- "Don't cry, you're perfect."
- Avatar: The Last Airbender
- "Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only he Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But, when the world needed him the most, he vanished. A hundred years pass and my brother and I found the new Avatar, an Airbender named Aang. And even though his Airbending skills were great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world."
- "Would you go penguin sledding with me?"
- "To regain my honor!'
- "My Cabbages!"
- "You will learn respect. And suffering will be your teacher."
- "Victory Is Boring."
- "Twinkle-Toes!"
- "Happy Birthday, my son. If only I could have helped you."
- "Leaves from the vine. Falling so slow. Like fragile tiny shells drifting in the foam. Little soldier boy. Come marching home. Brave soldier boy, comes marching home."
- "In Honor of Mako."
- "There is no war in Ba Sing Se."
- "The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai." "I am honored to accept his invitation."
- "Don't flatter yourself. You were never even a player."
- "Hello. Zuko here."
- "My first girlfriend turned into the moon." "That's rough, buddy."
- "I love Zuko more than I fear you."
- "I am not Toph. I am Melon Lord!"
- "Did Jet just... die?" "You know, it was really unclear."
- "That... wasn't a good play." "I'll say." "No kidding." "Horrible." "You said it." "But the effects were decent."
- "Fire Lord Ozai, you and your forefathers have devastated the balance of this world, and now, you shall pay the ultimate price!"
- The Legend of Korra
- "I'm The Avatar and you gotta deal with it!"
- "When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change."
- "Let's go on a vacation, just the two of us, anywhere you want."
- "I am vengeance. I am the night. I... Am... BATMAN!" (Batman: The Animated Series)
- "Mmm heh heh, mmm heheheheheheheh!" (Beavis...)
- "Uh, huh huh, uh huhuhuhuhuhuhuh!" (...and Butt-Head)
- "Fire! Fire!"
- "This sucks."
- "Change it, Butt-Head!"
- "I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! Are you threatening me?!"
- "FIRE, FIRE!"
- '"No, I sensed I've made a mistake of some kind." (Ben 10: Ultimate Alien)
- "Hey, aren't you the horse from Horsin' Around? (Bojack Horseman)
- "I have no self-control, and I hate myself."
- "It gets easier. Every day, it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part. But it does get easier."
- "What is this, a crossover episode?"
- "You know, it's funny... when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
- Captain Planet and the Planeteers
- "Stupid dog!" (Courage the Cowardly Dog)
- "You twit."
- "Good grief..." (Danger Mouse)
- "Crumbs!"
- "I am the terror that flaps in the night..." (Darkwing Duck)
- "I'd shower you with coconut cream pies..." (Donkey Kong Country)
- "BANANA SLAMMA!"
- "A runabout. I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!" (The Dover Boys)
- "A sea monster ATE MY ICE CREAM!" (DuckTales (1987))
- "What Could Possibly Go Wrong??" (The Fairly OddParents!)
- "Uh, Internet?"
- "Dinkleberg..."
- "FAIRY GODPARENTS!"
- "Bite my shiny metal ass!" (Futurama)
- "Good news, everyone!"
- "WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!"
- "Shut up and take my money!"
- "All glory to the Hypnotoad!"
- "Hahahaha! Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder! WHAHAHAHA!"
- "Now we know!" "And Knowing Is Half the Battle." "G.I. Joe!!"
- "STAN IS NOT WHAT HE SEEMS" (Gravity Falls)
- "Grappling hook!"
- "My ex-wife still misses me...BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!"
- "Who's that?" "The Author of the Journals...my brother."
- "WHEN GRAVITY FALLS AND EARTH BECOMES SKY, FEAR THE BEAST WITH JUST ONE EYE"
- "Look at me, I am a person! I DESERVE A NUMBER!" (Infinity Train)
- "Teamwork starts when two people trust one another. But you? You're no person."
- "ONE MOOOOORRRE THING!" (Jackie Chan Adventures)
- "Magic must defeat magic!"
- "That boy ain't right" (King of the Hill)
- "I'm gay." (Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts)
- "Well, excuuuuuuuse me, Princess!" (The Legend of Zelda (1989))
- Looney Tunes
- "Eh, what's up doc?" (Bugs Bunny)
- "Of course you realize, This Means War!!"
- "I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law."
- "I knew I should'a taken dat left toin at Albacoiky."
- "Shh, be vewy vewy quiet. We'we hunting wabbits."
- Duck season! Rabbit season! Duck season! Rabbit season!
- "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit..." (What's Opera, Doc?)
- "You're dethpicable!" (Daffy Duck)
- "I tawt I taw a puddy tat!" (Sylvester the Cat and Tweety Bird)
- "I did! I did taw a puddy tat!"
- "Sufferin' succotash!"
- "Meep Meep!" (Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner)
- "Where's the Kaboom?? There was supposed to be an Earth-Shattering Kaboom!"
- "What in the, I say, what in the Sam Hill is going on here?" (Foghorn Leghorn)
- "That's a joke, I say, that's a joke, son."
- "¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!" (Speedy Gonzales)
- "That's All, Folks!!" (Porky Pig)
- "Eh, what's up doc?" (Bugs Bunny)
- "Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!" (Mickey Mouse Clubhouse)
- "Everybody say, Oh Toodles!"
- "Say, do you wanna come inside my clubhouse?"
- "That's a surprise tool that'll help us later."
- "Hot dog!"
- "Clark, I know you're Superman. This is not big of a reveal." (My Adventures with Superman)
- "It needs to be about 20% cooler." (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic)
- "All the ponies in this town are crazy!"
- "Spike, take a letter!"
- "Dear Princess Celestia..."
- "Howdy, sugarcube!"
- "Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!"
- "It's! The! Nutshack!" (The Nutshack)
- "Tito Dick 'Dickman', baby!"
- "Say, you wanna play tag? I'm it." (The Owl House)
- "Oh, wow. Sports."
- "You always have a way of sneaking into people's hearts."
- "Byeeeeee!"
- "Then why were you so easy to curse?!"
- "Amity Blight, do you want to go out with me?"
- "Everything is so crazy right now, and I have no idea what my future holds, but it would be so cool if you were in it."
- "They're adorable and deserve all the happiness!"
- "Do not underestimate me, Belos, for I am the Good Witch Luz: child of the Human Realm, student of the Demon Realm, and warrior of peace! NOW EAT THIS, SUCKAAAA!!!!"
- "No job is too big! No pup is too small!" (PAW Patrol)
- "Paw Patrol is on a roll!"
- "Chase is on the case!"
- "Paw Patrol ready for action Ryder, sir!"
- "Ready for a ruff ruff rescue!"
- "I'm all fired up!"
- "This pup's gotta fly!"
- "Let's take to the sky!"
- "Green means go!"
- "Rubble on the double!"
- "Let's dive in!"
- "Ready, set, get wet!"
- "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!" (Phineas and Ferb)
- "Hey, where's Perry?"
- "Oh, there you are, Perry."
- "What'cha doin'?"
- "Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!"
- "BEHOLD, THE (X)-INATOR!!"
- "CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!"
- "A platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!?"
- "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try and take over the world!" (Pinky and the Brain)
- "Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?" "Well, I think so Brain, but [completely unrelated question]"
- "It's what the network wants, why bother to complain?" (Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain)
- The Powerpuff Girls (1998)
- "Sugar... spice... and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical X! Thus, the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra-superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!"
- "And So Once Again, the Day Is Saved, thanks to The Powerpuff Girls!"
- "Blossom, commander and the leader! Bubbles, she is the joy and the laughter! Buttercup, and she's the toughest fighter! Powerpuffs save the day!"
- "The City of Townsville..."
- "I'm HARDCORE!"
- "WWWHHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!" (Regular Show)
- "YEA-YUHHH!"
- "Jolly good show!"
- "You know who else (X)? MY MOM!"
- "Wubba lubba dub-dub!" (Rick and Morty)
- "Rick and Morty forever and ever, a hundred years, Rick and Morty dot com..."
- "Where are my testicles, Summer?"
- "You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!"
- "I'M MISTER MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!"
- "In Bird culture, this is considered a Dick Move."
- "My man!"
- *snaps fingers* "Yes!"
- "SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT."
- "Get schwifty!"
- "Two brothers! In a van! And they ran as fast as they could!"
- "What is my purpose?" "You pass butter." "Oh, my god." "Yeah, welcome to the club pal."
- "Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?"
- "I want that Mulan dipping sauce, Morty!"
- "I turned myself into a pickle! I'm Pickle Rick!"
- "You son of a bitch, I'm in."
- "Long ago, in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil!" (Samurai Jack)
- "Gotta get back, back to the past, Samurai Jack! Watch out!"
- "Jump good!"
- "No money for you, crazy round man."
- "GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS!"
- "EXTRA THICK!"
- "Whoa, what a freak! Looked like a talking penis."
- "Do you want the mustache on or off?" "Off, please." "Too bad." (Sealab 2021)
- "D'oh!" (The Simpsons)
- "Excellent..."
- "Worst episode ever!"
- "Eat my shorts!"
- "Why you little!'
- "To alcohol! The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems!"
- "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
- "Can't sleep, clown will eat me!"
- "GOOD LORD, what is happening in there?!"
- "Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen??"
- "Home? Home doesn't exist anymore because of YOU!" (Sonic Prime)
- "I heart you too, Shadow."
- "Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!" "YOU BASTARDS!" (South Park)
- "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
- "They took our jobs!"
- "Dey turk uhr jubz!"
- "Durka dur durrrr!"
- "Let's Fighting Love!"
- "Respect my authoritah!"
- "Drugs are bad, mmkay?"
- "Move along, nothing to see here."
- "It's coming right for us!"
- "Aaaand...it's gone!"
- Spider-Man: The Animated Series
- "I'm ready! I'm ready!" (Spongebob Squarepants)
- "My leg!"
- "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
- "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument, either."
- "CHOCOLATE!"
- "Once there was an Ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End." "That didn't help at all!"
- "The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!"
- "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick!"
- "MY NAME'S! NOT! RIIIIIICK!!!!!!!"
- "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for You Meddling Kids." (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?)
- "Like, Zoinks!"
- "Jinkies!"
- "Let's Split Up, Gang!!"
- "Don't you get it?! I love you! I always have! So please, just this once, stay!" (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)
- "Hey, Adora."
- "You will pay for this insolence!" "Insolence? Ha, ha! We are pirates! We don't even know what that means!" (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)
- "Have mercy. Please!" "There's no mercy."
- "I'm sorry Master, but I'm not coming back."
- "These missions... These nightmares... They are finally over."
- "Hello, Master. It's been a while."
- "Let me go! Let me die! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BURN! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"
- "Good soldiers follow orders."
- "There are some things far more frightening than death." (Star Wars Rebels)
- "Formerly Darth. Now just Maul."
- "I won't abandon you! Not this time." "Then you will die."
- "She's GOOOONE!!!!!"(Steven Universe)
- "Yes, yes, I killed your father. What is it with you women anyway? I killed my father too, and you don't hear me whining about it!" (Street Fighter: The Animated Series)
- "BISOOOON!"
- "Just get in the plane!"
- "This is delicious!"
- "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *wheeze*" (Super Mario World)
- "It's a stone Luigi. You didn't make it."
- "It's a football! I chiseled it!"
- "HEEEEEEEELP!"
- "...or is it the bagel?"
- "It's a stone Luigi. You didn't make it."
- "When there's trouble, you know who to call... Teen Titans!"
- "Titans, go!"
- "AZARATH METRION ZINTHOS!"
- "Evil beware, we have waffles."
- "I am the thing that keeps you up at night, the evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest, and neither will you."
- "Booyah!"
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987):
- "Turtles fight with honor!"
- "Cowabunga!"
- "Turtle power!"
- "Tonight, I dine on turtle soup."
- "Ariel! Ookla! Riiiide!" [or "Into battle!"] (Thundarr the Barbarian)
- "Demon dogs!"
- "Lords of light!"
- Transformers
- "Autobots, transform and roll out!"
- "Decepticons, transform and rise up!" (Transformers: Animated)
- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."
- "For the glory of Merlin, daylight is mine to command." (Trollhunters)
- "Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb" (Trumpton)
- "Good Mornin'!" (Uncle Grandpa)
- "Allow us to introduce ourselves..." (VeggieTales)
- "Remember, God made you special, and He loves you very much!"
- "And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song."
- "Lord Hater! Number One Super Star!" (Wander over Yonder)
- HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN!
- "An enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet!"
- "Drat! And double drat!" (Dick Dastardly)
- "Follow me, and dare to face the unknown, and ponder the question “What If?” (What If...?):
- Oh, Captain, just you watch.
- "You slumber, a cucumber!" (Xavier: Renegade Angel)
- "That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind." — Neil Armstrong
- "The doors are closing. Please stand clear of the doors." — Bay Area Rapid Transit
- "You guys ready? Let's roll." — Todd Beemer
- "Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy." — Lloyd Bentsen
- Joe Biden:
- "Come on, man!"
- "If you won't vote for me, then you ain't Black."
- "Will you shut up, man?"
- Otto von Bismarck
- "Not by speeches and votes of the majority are the great questions of the time decided — that was the error of 1848 and 1849 — but by iron and blood."
- "Be assured, we shall not go to Canossa, either bodily or spiritually."
- "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold." — William Jennings Bryan
- "Read my lips. No new taxes." — George H. W. Bush
- George W. Bush:
- "With Us or Against Us."
- "Mission accomplished."
- "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
- "Brownie, you've done a heck of a job."
- "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again."
- "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
- "Please clap." — Jeb Bush
- Julius Caesar:
- "Veni; vidi; vici." (I came, I saw, I conquered.)
- "Alea jacta est." (The die is cast.)
- "Et Tu, Brute??" (You too, Brutus?)
- "I believe it is peace for our time." — Neville Chamberlain
- "Je suis Charlie" — Charlie Hebdo.
- "The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried." — G. K. Chesterton
- Winston Churchill:
- "Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed, by so many, to so few."
- "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat."
- "If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour."
- "And you are ugly, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."
- "We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them on the landing grounds, we will never surrender."
- Bill Clinton:
- "[Full nationwide Internet availability] is not a question of 'if', it is a question of 'when'."
- "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
- "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."
- "It's the economy, stupid."
- "You can put half of Trump supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables." — Hillary Rodham Clinton
- "Pokémon GO to the polls!"
- "And that's the way it is." — Walter Cronkite
- "Cogito ergo sum." (I think therefore I am) — Descartes
- Rodrigo Duterte:
- "OBOSEN"
- "My God, I hate drugs."
- "Fuck you."note
- Reggie Fils-Aime:
- "My name is Reggie. I'm about kickin' ass, I'm about takin' names, and we're about makin' games."
- "My body is ready."
- Benjamin Franklin:
- "Time is money."
- "Love your Enemies, for they tell you your Faults."
- "God helps those that help themselves."
- "Early to bed and early to rise, Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."
- "Two things are certain in life: death and taxes."
- "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." — Mahatma Gandhi
- "I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue." — Barry Goldwater
- "I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions." — Lillian Hellman
- "When ordinary hands can possess such an extraordinary instrument, that symbolizes the full measure of human dignity and liberty. That's why those five words issue an irresistible call to us all, and we muster. So, as we set out this year to defeat the divisive forces that would take freedom away, I want to say those fighting words for everyone within the sound of my voice to hear and to heed, and especially for you, Mr. Gore: 'From my cold, dead hands!'" — Charlton Heston
- Adolf Hitler:
- "I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few."
- "If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed."
- "We get off on your tears." — Atlus forum admin Aram Jabbari
- "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with inherent and inalienable Rights; that among these, are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness" — Thomas Jefferson
- Hideki Kamiya:
- "Blocked."
- "Ask your mom."
- "Sapere aude." (Dare to know) — Immanuel Kant
- John F. Kennedy:
- "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country."
- "Ich bin ein Berliner" (which could theoretically mean "I am a jelly donut", but it's highly unlikely any German actually interpreted it this way)
- "We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard."
- "JUST DO IT!" — Shia LaBeouf
- Brie Larson:
- "I don't care what a 40-year old White dude has to say about A Wrinkle in Time, it wasn't made for them."
- "Is that a personal attack or something?"
- "Thank you very much!
- "Drop your taco!"
- "We're more popular than Jesus now." —- John Lennon
- "Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal." — Abraham Lincoln
- "Mind the gap." — The London Underground
- "I have a dream." — Martin Luther King Jr..
- "Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!" — Karl Marx
- "Strong and stable (leadership)." — Theresa May
- "soi soi soi soi" — Microsoft Sam
- "(process) has stopped working" — Microsoft Windows
- "Let my people go." — Moses
- "Good night, and good luck." — Edward R. Murrow
- Horatio Nelson:
- "England expects that every man will do his duty."
- "Kiss me, Hardy."
- Friedrich Nietzsche:
- "God is dead!"
- "What does not destroy me makes me stronger."
- Richard Nixon:
- "I'm not a crook."
- "Well, when the President does it, that means that it is not illegal."
- Barack Obama:
- "There is not a liberal America. There is not a conservative America. There is the United States of America."
- "Yes we can!"
- "We are the change we seek."
- "You're in the wrong side of history."
- "Look..."
- "I did not get on the bus to get arrested; I got on the bus to go home." — Rosa Parks
- "Up yours, woke moralists. We'll see who cancels who." — Jordan Peterson
- "You cannot conceive the many without the one" — Plato
- Alexander Pope:
- "To err is human, to forgive divine."
- "...and neither is United States Marine Corps policy."
- Ronald Reagan:
- "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
- "I am PAYING for this microphone, sir!"
- "I have signed legislation to make Russia unlawful. We begin bombing in five minutes."
- "There you go again."
- Bill Ritch:
- "So here's this Giant Enemy Crab...."
- "...and you Attack Its Weak Point for massive damage."
- "Real-Time Weapon Change."
- "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." — Franklin D. Roosevelt
- "Yesterday, December 7, 1941. A date which will live in infamy."
- "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." — Theodore Roosevelt
- "Man is born free; and everywhere he is in chains" — Rousseau
- "To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known." — Carl Sagan
- "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." — Upton Sinclair
- "Winning!" — Charlie Sheen
- "The unexamined life is not worth living." — Socrates
- "Doctor Livingstone, I presume?" — Henry Morton Stanley
- "I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description, and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But I know it when I see it, and the motion picture involved in this case is not that." — Potter Stewart
- "The lady's not for turning." — Margaret Thatcher
- Donald Trump:
- "Make America great again!"
- "We'll build a wall on the border that Mexico will pay for!"
- "A small loan of a million dollars..."
- "Grab them by the pussy."
- "Sad!"
- "Yuge!" and "Bigly!" (actually a Memetic Mutation for "Big League")
- "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
- "Very fine people — on both sides!"
- "Why are we letting in people from shithole countries?"
- "Fake news."
- "Nasty question!"
- "I take no responsibility at all."
- "The Kung Flu, the China Virus..."
- "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."
- "Everything woke turns to shit."
- "We are not amused." — Queen Victoria
- "écrasez l'infâme" (crush the infamous thing) — Voltaire
- Jack Wagner, "the Voice of Disneyland":
- "Remain seated please; permanecer sentados por favor." — Matterhorn Bobsleds safety spiel
- "Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor manténgase alejado de las puertas." — Walt Disney World Monorail System warning message for when the train doors are closing
- "Let's not assassinate this lad further, Senator, you've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?" — Joseph Welch
- The Duke of Wellington:
- "Our army is composed of the scum of the earth - the mere scum of the earth." "It is only wonderful that we should be able to make so much out of them afterward."
- "'Tis of no matter, Your Highness, I have seen their backs before!”
- "Publish and be damned. There is no mistake; there has been no mistake; and there shall be no mistake. The only thing I am afraid of is fear. I believe I forgot to tell you I was made a Duke."
- Kanye West:
- "Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you; Imma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time!"
- "George Bush doesn't care about black people."
- "I have nothing to declare but my genius." — Oscar Wilde
- "Nature never draws a line without smudging it." — Lorna Wing note