All Purpose Negima Fanfiction Thread

I call dibs on 96! And really, why stop at 34 kids?

Oh my God, those initials! And that image!

You're—! YOU'RE—!!

Ok, now I'm confused.

Also, what did you think of the "Lock Up Your Negi" story. I know you usually go way more over the top than me with that sort of thing and was wondering what you thought about it.

edited 4th Nov '10 8:08:15 PM by JapaneseTeeth

^ The initials S-C-M.

And the image taken from this account.

I am pretty sure we have brought him upon our ranks!

Edit: Your story was very good, although I actually liked your take on the post-harem situation, the earlier chapters of Artifact Abuse (the four parter was not bad at all, but not as good as the eralier installements), and the onion leek oneshot even better.

edited 4th Nov '10 8:21:38 PM by NapoleonDeCheese

He's talking about me. You know, that crazy person who keeps trying to get on TvTropes pages...

And really, why stop at just adding Anya, Takane and Mei? All the Fatettes are cute, I liked the Arika/Negi entry in Over Master's More than Fifty Four... fic, and then there's still Tsukuyomi, Chigusa, the dodgeball team, the female teachers, Nanoha, Fate, the other Fate, Death-chan, Supergirl...

edited 4th Nov '10 8:25:25 PM by SCMof2814

Sorry, accidentally reposted...

edited 4th Nov '10 8:26:28 PM by SCMof2814

Wow. I feel like we have a big name in our forum now. BTW, "Tales of Yue's Harem" is awesome.

edited 4th Nov '10 8:49:22 PM by JapaneseTeeth

^^^ That oddly reminds me of this◊ ...

edited 4th Nov '10 8:37:10 PM by NapoleonDeCheese

Arika/Negi? Do not want. Rather, do not want children. But mostly do not want in general.

Hi, SCM. Welcome to the weird. =D

^...That is weird. Do you know why it reminds you?

edited 4th Nov '10 8:39:48 PM by RedSavant

I'm not THAT big. Shameless Self-Promoter, at best.

^^ Welcome to the Weird? He has made the Weird a living form for... uh... well, a while now.

Edit: It's all about the 'multiple different versions of a single person' thing.

edited 4th Nov '10 8:40:50 PM by NapoleonDeCheese

2005. I distinctly remember since I started college the same year...

Now Shadow Crystal Mage is in on the fics? Everyone, hide your remaining sanity where you can.

By the way, I'm currently working on the Gundam/Macross Negima one shot. I'm mainly writing it for two things. One to practice my multi person dialog writing since I seem to have a probelm writing discussion involving more than two people. And two to practice writing an action scene. Yes, someone in Negi's harem or Negi is going to fight a Gundam. Wish me luck and I'll post the rough draft tomarrow. I NEED TO LEARN!

edited 4th Nov '10 8:49:41 PM by mega-dark

Got edit ninja'd by like a billion posts, so reposting this down here:

I'd post that "Aftermath of the Harem" fic on my ff.net account, but since it was basically written in response to your "Negi draining his magic energy" story. Should I just write a brief prologue of something and put it up?

And yes, welcome to SCM! Hopefully you'll be able to hold onto what sanity you have left.

I'm currently working on the next Arifact Abuse chapter. Which isn't really going as well as I had hoped, but maybe I'll be able to salvage it. I'm experimenting with ways Haruna can use her artifact outside of making clones of people.

edited 4th Nov '10 8:55:39 PM by JapaneseTeeth

Suggest You have Haruna make Transformers... and Mecha... and celebrity dates... and recreate the set of Gone With The Wind...

Have you ever considered Haruna using her artifact to make a Gundam or a Macross Valkirye or some other super robot?

Edit:I got Ninja'd

edited 4th Nov '10 9:06:09 PM by mega-dark

Oh, I have ideas, it's just that they usually don't quite measure up to the sheer insanity of the first few chapters. It was basically a case of "I had a bunch of awesome ideas, burned through them, and now I have to actually work for the rest of them" I do have one idea that I've had from the beginning that I haven't written yet, but that's because I'm still setting stuff up for it.

I'm not that familiar with the Super Robot genre, but I do have some ideas along the same lines.

Are you the same SCM as above and there's just weirdness going on with the login, or do you just have a very similar name?

edited 4th Nov '10 9:09:40 PM by JapaneseTeeth

Login weirdness.

SCM has a lot of ...of 2814 fics posted on FF.net. It's still him.

^^ Login weirdness? It happened to me, too!

Anyway, the next bit of Unequally is here for a test flight. I was busy with the Courage thing and some RP Ging at another board, too, so I couldn't write much more than this for the day.

Sunday Morning.

Negi woke up spurred the soft chuckles coming from near the bed. He lifted his eyelids vaguely thinking they seemed to weigh a ton now.

Then he found himself sandwiched between a sleeping Hakase before him, and a sleeping Chisame from behind. His first reaction was to panic, but his survival instincts told him to ease down immediately.

How do I get in these situations?, he despaired to a level that would have made Itoshiki-sensei proud. Since I arrived to Mahora, it's been a succession of events like this. Things of this caliber never happened at Merdiana...

No, wait, it happened there too, he told himself, remembering the incident with Anya, the dishwasher and the garden hose. Not to mention the infamous event involving him, Anya, Nekane, that toaster and a huge jar of butter. It had taken them one week to explain it to everyone, and three more to get Chamo stop laughing.

Chamo. Chamo was chuckling at them right now, too, with a paw over his mouth, watching from his bed at the drawer. Why wasn't Chamo helping him? Why did he choose just to chuckle? And why did he, Negi himself, remotely feel like killing him now?

So busy he was dwelling on it, he failed at first to notice Chisame was beginning to stir up. When he did notice, it only paralyzed him with further fear, so he could do nothing but look at her with gigantic round eyes and a face frozen in a rictus forced grin when she lazily opened her eyes up.

"G-G-Good m-morning..." he stammered.

The girl yelped as she recoiled away from him, butafter that, against his expectations, she did not punch him or cover his face with a pillow. She only looked back at him with an equally terrified expression before attempting to assume a calmed and indifferent stance.

"G-Good morning," she dryly nodded, sitting up. Then she realized the upper two buttons of her shirt were undone, and she buttoned them back quickly, turning her back on him. For a moment she only remained still, sitting at the bed's edge with her bare feet hanging down.

She couldn't show any sort of lack of selfcontrol now, or he could take it the wrong away. Better to act as if nothing had happened at all. Yes, she decided, that was the best course of action. Even explaining herself would be mostly pointless.

"I'll fix breakfast up," she tried to sound normal, standing up and stiffly heading for the kitchen. "R-Remember, we have promised to meet up with Kagurazaka, Konoe and Shiina in a few hours."

She was so stunned she even failed to notice Chamo's presence, leering at her as she passed by.

"Ah... Yes. Thanks," her teacher said in the same tone, counting himself lucky she couldn't look at his face now. He had been given a brief glimpse of her panties as she stood up.

Again, what have I done to get myself in these situations?, he ruefully wondered.

Right then, however, his silent musings were interrupted as Hakase put a hand on his left shoulder and pulled him towards herself.

"Kazuya-semmmpai..." she muttered in dreams. "I'm so mmmglad you're mbmack... There's smmmthing I culdnt tll ou bak thennn..."

He couldn't help but shrieking at that new twist of things.

edited 5th Nov '10 7:42:47 PM by NapoleonDeCheese

Love the Noodle Incident. Although for some reason I feel like Nekane wouldn't get that involved in that kind of stuff. I can totally imagine Anya getting into a compromising position with Negi and freaking out over it though.

Also you have "self control" as one word in there somewhere.

Other than that, I think it's pretty good.

And on a side note, it is really nice that I don't have to worry about finding new names for Nerima for a while. At least not until the end of Library Island. Although I should just find a name for m!Chisame before I forget. Any suggestions?

EDIT: @Overmaster: I had totally forgotten about that Negi/Chisame/Negi story. I need to post that somewhere. I actually have a couple other Chisame/X stories bouncing around my head, so maybe once I write a few of those I'll upload them as an anthology. Kinda like your "More than 54 Negi/Chisame Threesomes". Only without Negi. And not threesomes.

*looks at clock*

Crap I need to get some sleep.

edited 4th Nov '10 9:47:22 PM by JapaneseTeeth

Offtopic: I love the crap out of my new avatar. Why haven't I read Boku no Futatsu no Tsubasa yet?

Ontopic: I suggest... hm, well, Senshou would work from a Japanese standpoint (Chisame being thousand rains, Senshou being thousand spears — invoking, in my opinion, both Rain of Arrows and Spear Counterpart)... but maybe not...

Y'know, J Teeth, if you consider going further into Lock Up Your Negi, it would be interesting to see the character development from Ayaka on that front. She could be totally supportive and mature about the whole thing, listening to his problems and fighting for his privacy and acting like the responsible one.

The rest of the class, of course, dismisses it. "So he's too old for you now?"

^Good call. Now that Negi's not not as shota as he was, Ayaka's probably a Cool Big Sis.

^Haruna,however,will be a problem. :-P

@SCM: Now that you're a troper, you may want to move your page to the Tropers namespace. And add a redirect from your login.