Because I don't value my sanity highly enough, let's liveblog Sonichu

If you want, I could deal with the sub-episodes. They're easily the worst part of Sonichu that isn't NSFW.

I could deal with Issue 8 and some of the other NSFW-ish issues if you want.

I'll take anything that needs to be done.

I could handle the backstories of The Chaotic Combo.

I could do whatever nobody else wants to.

Wait, isn't it kind of cruel to suggest autistic kids could be like CWC without trying?

Also this makes me sad

Mr. Chandler sure is an anomaly. Half of the time, I can't help but feel pity for him and his generally horrible situation; other times, I can only see him as a borderline-Complete Monster who deserves every trolling he gets.

When I first happened across the Sonichu article, I felt bad for Chris. Then I learned that he was a fat, racist, sexist, homophobic, narcissistic, manchild.

Also, I have spent the past few months trying to improve myself and be nothing like Chris.

An anti-role-model. Well, I guess that makes him good for something.

I'm not sure if "deserve" really applies. Can't we just interpret it as Evil Versus Evil?

More like Pay Evil unto Evil, Trolls do some horrible things, but most of the time Chris makes himself out to be just as bad.

edited 2nd Feb '10 5:45:26 PM by Neo_Crimson

Then I learned that he was a fat, racist, sexist, homophobic, narcissistic, manchild.

Meh, I wouldn't hate for being overweight. Sure, one can find him hateful for his racism, sexism, homophobia, narcissism and general over-childishness. His obesity? Kinda stepping over some moral line, right there.

Entire psychology papers could be written on everything that's screwed up with Chris.

His entire family is a Dysfunction Junction.

Chris's life is kind of fractally weird. Each individual part is as weird, in minature, as the whole thing. I mean how do you have heterochromia, autism and Peyronies disease?!

EDIT: The new add on CW Cipedia is going way too far. Nobody wants to see that.

edited 2nd Feb '10 7:19:09 PM by Myrmidon

In case you do not want to visit CWCipedia to read the Sonichu comics (since the page is under attack from the ads and all), there is an archived version of Chris' old page from late 2008 which contains all the issues up to and including Sonichu 8. It can be found here:

http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/

Not only is the page 98% more work safe, but all the pages is present in their unedited form from before Chris was tricked into changing names and was afraid of homosexual subtext, so it is also more authentic. And the official rule 34 of Blake/BubblesSilvana can still be found in there since Chris was too lazy to dispose completely of it.

edited 3rd Feb '10 1:24:53 AM by Utritum

Okay, so scratch the overweight part. Its just the fact that if you look at his high school pictures, he's pretty thin. Its takes a lot of unhealthy eating to become overweight in a few years.

Komodin: He sits on his ass all day and eats at McDonald's much, much more than anyone should. I don't feel it's improper or incorrect to blame him for his obesity, especially since he's been white-knighted to death on improving his health and refuses to change his lifestyle.

It's not his obesity that's disgusting to the trolls so much as his attitude.

edited 3rd Feb '10 6:13:35 PM by Penguin4Senate

Never mind being completly convinced that he was a non overweight handsome young man, because his mom told him so. Dude, everyone's mom tells them that they're handsome, it doesn't count.

I'm not even going to get into the fact that he believes that Axe body spray is an appropriate substitute for a shower.

edited 3rd Feb '10 6:22:39 PM by Myrmidon

You know what my BROTHER is autistic and seeing this son of a cocksucking motherfucking pedophilic whore DISGRACE autistic people and making people think everyone's like him wants me to punch him until the stupid comes out. Yeah him being autistic used as a INSULT peeves me to hell.

Ditto. My sister is also autistic, and very poorly functioning at that, and I can easily make a list of ways she's better than Chris-chan.

Of all the autistic kids I ever met in my life, their was only one who ever tried to use his autism as an excuse to be a jerk.

All the other autistic kids hated him passionately.

I don't feel it's improper or incorrect to blame him for his obesity, especially since he's been white-knighted to death on improving his health and refuses to change his lifestyle.

Hey, I'm not saying that one shouldn't blame him for his obesity (since it is his fault). I'm just saying that, in the light of his other, much more hateful qualities, hating him for his obesity seems a bit much, IMO.

It's not his obesity that's disgusting to the trolls so much as his attitude.

Oh, I agree.

Never mind being completly convinced that he was a non overweight handsome young man, because his mom told him so.

Isn't that due to his prosopagnosia, in addition to his narcissism and gullibility?

I'm not even going to get into the fact that he believes that Axe body spray is an appropriate substitute for a shower.

...yeah, I got nothing.

edited 3rd Feb '10 6:58:56 PM by Komodin

"Because his mom told him so" is a little freudian! Don't you think?

^I hate you so much for putting those images in my head! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!

Also, what if CWC finds about this little liveblog?