"33 people died in a mysterious fire that consumed their bodies and scattered the ashes. Unfortunately, ashes can still type on keyboards."
Fight. Struggle. Endure. Suffer. LIVE.This not the kind of comment this thread is about, but:
"Baby, baby, baby, OOH!"
Dad:walks in "are you listening to Justin Beiber??"
Kid "no i am watching porn"
Dad: "OH THANK GOD"
edited 22nd Jan '11 7:01:11 PM by juancarlos11
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.On a video of the scene in The Room where Steven confronts Mark and Lisa, someone said "[X] people should have left their stupid comments in their pocket".
You're an ad hominem attack!Oh cripes, I'm late! XKCD invocation!
Youtube: X people who are dumb making dumb comments.
"That said, as I've mentioned before, apart from the helmet, he's not exactly bad looking, if a bit...blood-drenched." - juancarlos"Seven people lost the Game"
I suppose it was inevitable, given the title of this song.
edited 26th Jan '11 7:17:43 AM by Roxor
Accidental mistakes are forgivable, intentional ones are not.Sigh...xkcd invocation, again.
My FAVORITE one of these comments ever has to be "325 people disliked this", because the implication is that the thing in question is so awesome that disliking it is an insult in and of itself.
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...38 people couldn't get past Gato.
"2 people don't have the balls to see the king."
edited 30th Jan '11 3:43:50 PM by Laukku
"125 people are entitled to their own opinion."
WIN
I once saw a comment with like 160 upvotes:
"-Joke about people who dislike the video garnering at least a hundred upvotes-"
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...Am I the only person who actually likes these comments?
Besides the OP, I mean.
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....^^That's amazing!
^ I dislike the sentiment they show, but some of them are really clever.
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!I'm pretty sure most of them aren't serious.
Anyway, did you know that 26 people misread the signals in a COMBAT SITUATION and now ARE FED THROUGH A MECHANICAL STRAW?
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....@Post 62:
That is the best one so far.
edited 30th Jan '11 8:48:39 PM by fawn
^Not actually my favorite animal.@ Post 62.
I saw a similar one on a video for "The Black Parade".
Me: See ya mom! I'm gonna go kill 63 people
Mom: By yourself?
Me: Nope, my 2355 imaginary friends will help
Mom: Why?
Me" Because I'm a moron who can't respect other people's opinions and mention Justin Bieber in every video I watch on You Tube.
I'm having to learn to pay the priceA clever comment on Mozart's Symphony no. 40: "250 people have only written 39 symphonies."
On this video:
56 upvotes.
I love it when You Tube pleasantly surprises me.
Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.I've seen "X people are Justin Bieber fans" comment for Justin Bieber clip.
Obviously X = number of likes rather than number of dislikes.
I will consume not only your flesh, but your very soul.I have done some research and cannot believe that X people are Bieber fans where X > 0.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'Is it just me who does not give tiniest shit about JB and teh haet?
edited 3rd Mar '11 5:34:18 AM by Aminatep
I will consume not only your flesh, but your very soul.Yep.
I didn't know who he was until last week. Now I hate him.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'1 Fawriel thinks your avatar is crazy adorable.
0 people are....wait a minute!