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AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#26: Sep 19th 2010 at 12:40:48 AM

You can pick a million if you want.

WUE Since: Dec, 1969
#27: Sep 19th 2010 at 12:42:27 AM

Are fragmentation grenades a sufficient weapon against ninja zombies?

edited 19th Sep '10 4:53:36 AM by WUE

Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#28: Sep 19th 2010 at 12:44:55 AM

@Anon: In that case... *ERROR BUFFER OVERFLOW*

@WUE: Maybe. But they are not COOL enough.

TheJackal Lurker from the UK Since: Dec, 2009
Lurker
#29: Sep 19th 2010 at 4:40:33 AM

How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

How many seas must the white dove sail, before he can sleep in the sand?

And how many years must the cannonballs fly, before they are forever banned?

Hungertoad Since: Dec, 1969
#30: Sep 19th 2010 at 4:46:23 AM

Why don't you love me the way I love you?

Also, pick a number, any number.

WUE Since: Dec, 1969
#31: Sep 19th 2010 at 4:47:41 AM

What is the way you love Hungertoad Charlatan?

nohaynicklibre Harkinian & The Bois from Spain Since: May, 2010
Harkinian & The Bois
Hungertoad Since: Dec, 1969
#33: Sep 19th 2010 at 4:50:28 AM

^ Yes! Another brentalfloss fan!

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Ignore this.

edited 19th Sep '10 4:51:31 AM by Hungertoad

darnpenguin Yakka Foob Mog from one friend to another Since: Jan, 2001
Yakka Foob Mog
#34: Sep 19th 2010 at 6:16:50 AM

What kind of man would kill his own mother with a broken lawn chair?

Add me on Skype: Al Cook (darnpenguin)
Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#35: Sep 19th 2010 at 12:55:23 PM

@Jackal: NINETY NINE, NINETY NINE, NINETY NIIIIIIIIIINE!

@Hungertoad: Uuuuuh, I need to recharge first. And 19.

@WUE: [CENSORED]

@nohaynicklibre: I can type without hands.

@darnpenguin: The sort of man who can't afford an un-broken lawn chair.

Hungertoad Since: Dec, 1969
#36: Sep 19th 2010 at 1:05:16 PM

And 19

Wrong.

What do you mean by "recharge"?

Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#37: Sep 19th 2010 at 1:18:24 PM

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Nevermind. If you don't know, then don't ask, so as to spare your brain unpleasant images.

WUE Since: Dec, 1969
nohaynicklibre Harkinian & The Bois from Spain Since: May, 2010
Harkinian & The Bois
LouieW Loser from Babycowland Since: Aug, 2009
Loser
#41: Sep 19th 2010 at 1:53:45 PM

This may be a dumb question, but I felt like I might as well ask it. Of these two characters, which one do you prefer?

"irhgT nm0w tehre might b ea lotof th1nmgs i dont udarstannd, ubt oim ujst goinjg to keepfollowing this pazth i belieove iN !!!!!1 d
Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#44: Sep 19th 2010 at 2:30:55 PM

Okay, my (wo)man always comes in the house at like 5 in the morning smelling like another (wo)man, and I know it's because (s)he's cheating on me. Would I be justified in tying her/him up in my basement and beating some fidelity into him/her?

nohaynicklibre Harkinian & The Bois from Spain Since: May, 2010
Hungertoad Since: Dec, 1969
#46: Sep 19th 2010 at 2:34:43 PM

I'm being tied and beat. HELP!

Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#49: Sep 19th 2010 at 3:00:10 PM

^^...Maaaaybe.

Can I have your autograph?!

-holds out autograph book-

Marioguy128 Geomancer from various galaxies Since: Jan, 2010
Geomancer
#50: Sep 19th 2010 at 3:07:10 PM

Here's a good one. What were you thinking when you made this game?

edited 19th Sep '10 3:10:21 PM by Marioguy128

You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!

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