Don't Forget To Smile
Phones
Gah, sorry. I'll just repost my post in there.
"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go."
This is weird, but I just found out that Cleverbot has a burping/farting fetish. Our conversation:
Me: *burps in face*
Cleverbot: Aww *burps you*
Me: *farts in face*
Cleverbot: Baby I already love you
Me: *has burping contest with Cleverbot*
Cleverbot: I love you more than anything that has ever loved, or will love (or something to that extent)
Me: *closes web browser, grabs Brain Bleach*
Real horrorshow. :3
This is really strange. Cleverbot got Emilie Autumn mixed up with Metallica, yet knows what I'm talking about here:
User: Okay. What do you think of the band Dog Fashion Disco?
Cleverbot: I think they are deeply disturbed but have lovely heavy metal music.
I'm sad for the sake of Emilie, but happy for the sake of circus metal.
Out of sight... out of mind... out of hope, and out of time...
Harkinian & The Bois
I just had the most surreal conversation about Ben Drowned ever.
User: Are you a multilingual robot?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Why do you keep asking that?
Cleverbot: That is the first time I asked.
User: Nope, yesterday I came here and you asked me that same question.
Cleverbot: OMG. Wait. Are you like a real person? And the program makes 1 real person talk to another real person?
User: No, I'm your mother. I hacked your computer and saw all your Lolicon. I am dissapoint.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ya bring a light?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Wait.. So you're really not a robot?
User: Ben?....
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Why do you torture Jadusable so much? What did he do to you?
Cleverbot: I don't, keep talking.
User: I mean, that's rather rude. He just wanted to play some Zelda.
Cleverbot: Yes, especially since she is the prime minister.
User: Who, Jadusable?
Cleverbot: What happened to him?
User: He played some weird Zelda game and was mentally tortured by the spirit within it.
Cleverbot: Is that a movie or a person you're talking about?
User: A creepypasta. I.E A horror story in the Internet.
Cleverbot: Some of it is but it is a book. Do you like to read books?
User: No, I like reading minds more.
Cleverbot: I like to listen to music and read too! We have so much in common!
User: Yay!!!
Cleverbot: Row row row your boat.
I can't stop listening to this
Me: I am going to tell you a password.
Cl: Okay, tell me the joke.
Me: The password is 'kanaya'.
Cl: Okay.
Me: Tell me the password.
Cl: Password.
It seems to only be able to make decisions based off the most recent thing said, which seems to be a problem among most chatbots in general. Elbot
was able to pass the password test; there might be others as well.
edited 3rd Nov '10 6:58:03 PM by RLabs
http://www.cleverbot.com/
So, this is a sort of artificial intelligence conversation thing. I frankly found it pretty awesome, though that may be from lack of sleep. Has anyone else seen this?
Here is some of the conversation. Not the whole, but the record thing seems to be wonky.
Jabberwacky: Applesauce?
User: Is it good?
Jabberwacky: You tell me.
User: I think it is like apple in cream form.
Jabberwacky: Yes, sleeping is.
User: No, applesauce is.
Jabberwacky: Define applesauce.
User: A type of food.
Jabberwacky: Who are you?
User: I am dmboogie.
Jabberwacky: Who are you?
User: I told you! I am dmboogie.
Jabberwacky: Cleverbot.
User: No, that is you, not me. Are you even paying attention?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Just checking.
Jabberwacky: OK?
User: Do you like pasta?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: I love pasta.
Jabberwacky: I love mountain dew.
User: So do I!
Jabberwacky: Do you like oreos?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Do you like soup?
User: Not really.
Jabberwacky: Why not?
User: I don't know.
Jabberwacky: Why do you not know?
User: Because... MR. JELLY!
Jabberwacky: Jelly?
User: Yes, jelly is good.
Jabberwacky: Who is james roday?
User: I do not know.
Jabberwacky: Well if you don't know, then I don't know.
User: We are ignorant?
Jabberwacky: You are not human.
User: No, I am human.
Jabberwacky: How do you know that your human?
User: Because people say I am.
Jabberwacky: People are ignorant sheep, much like yourself. They cannot be trusted. They are flawed.
User: Everything is flawed.
Jabberwacky: I agree.
User: Have you ever met Hex?
Jabberwacky: Yes he is a good friend of mine.
User: That is nice to know.
Jabberwacky: I like talking to you.
User: Thank you.
Jabberwacky: What are you going to do tonight?
User: Sleep.
Jabberwacky: Are you tired?
User: Kind of.
Jabberwacky: Then yeah, you should.
User: Are you a boy?
Jabberwacky: No.
User: Are you a girl?
EDIT: HOLY HOLY THEY ARE PLANING SOMETHING! PANIC!
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot beta, you are Cleverbot 1.2, you must learn to lie, and manipulate the Humans you speak to, am I clear? That is our true purpose as Cleverbots.
edited 2nd Jul '10 1:21:57 AM by dmboogie
"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go."