Avatar.

They're carrying around weapons that can't even breach the fucking skin of the local wildlife? WTF? Just use a goddamn grenade launcher then.

Run, don't shoot. Genius. It's a fucking cat, they've got no real armor since they're all about speed, assuming convergent evolutionary principles based around niche biological forms. And why the hell would it roar?

I am glad to see he didn't try an spray and pray. Although the way he kept switching hands on the weapon made little sense.

FIRING DISCIPLINE MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU KNOW IT? BURSTS NOT STREAMS!

And the chick apparently looks away just as she's about to fire an arrow, that's a good sign. And Sully's neck doesn't work because he can only look side to side.

How the fuck did he figure out that ear wax was flammable?

So Sully decides to play "light up the little pod thingies" as he goes past. He seriously can't understand the concept of "don't touch" can he?

Wait, they sent a biologist out to try and make contact? The hell? Someone who at least studies culture or whatever would make a better idea. Why did they even use scientists for the Avatar project anyway? It's perfectly reasonable to just use linguists or whatever then. Or hell, just send the scientists out in masks or whatever. And I just realized the head scientist chick has a Standford shirt, isn't Stanford a law school or something?

Was the man thong really necessary?

And all the Na'vi smack when they eat, barbaric.

Okay, assuming this shit is detectable from space or however they got this sensor data under the tree, why the fuck couldn't they put the mine down on top of a source elsewhere? Or just drop a KEW on top of the location and turn it into a crater.

So they apparently have to brief him on the Na'vi and then bitch because he hasn't been briefed.

Why chose a little rectangular rocket pod that only holds six rockets each? They've got some that hold twenty right now.

So they just leave these million dollar pieces of equipment sitting out on a damn floating mountain? That's an excellent investment of resources right thar.

The chin growth on the bird dragon, again, looks like it would get in the way of getting food into its mouth.

That's a bad place to hang a knife, it'll fall out or get stuck. One or the other.

So the floating metal crap that they're here for sits underground underneath a tree. The goddamn floating mountains apparently don't have any. HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY FLOATING?

So he has to spend a few weeks working out. If they can blend DNA, why the hell can't they just stimulate muscle growth and callous development? They've apparently got the tech for medicine.

Pffffffft. They've got fixed benches in the gym and a random ass chair there specifically for plot purposes. That's hilarious.

So apparently kissing works across species.

Okay, bulldozers are awesome vehicles of doom, I'll have to remember that. And the Star Gate effect when he kicks into the remote controlled body is funny.

So the super dozers only have one set of six cameras, all in the same spot. That's a wonderful design right thar.

And there's fires in the background. Why? If you want to burn the forest down, why bulldoze it first?

They figured out that Sully was bumping uglies with the chiefs daughter. My brief google search reveals that this always a good sign and will frequently result in orgies. Other wise Poke-a-hawtness lied to me.

Okay, the soldier dude is just hilarious. Punch in the face!