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goofus starts a garden to lure all the bees and butterflies in the neighborhood to one place, then eats them.
gallant plays forum games by following the rules and treating other tropers with respect. i swear i say more interesting things than the stuff from the botticelli game
(*´▽`*)
Why got goofus banned again? oh right! because he spammed slurs on them.
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Gallant always pays for a arcade machine
Asherah is in her heaven, all will be right with her world
Get heckin crabbed
Goofus uses a coin on a string to get free games.
Gallant reports on stories that bring corruption to light and help the downtrodden.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
Am I a weirdo?
Goofus runs a private equity company that buys up high quality news organizations and forces them to instead report on cute kitten pictures.
Gallant bakes a cake for his friends.
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ISC-NC-14 ISCHS Telesphorus
Goofus gets his hands on the cake and eats it all in one fell swoop.
Gallant starts a free handyman service. "Oh, I'm a paramedic, not a fightymedic. That's Caduceus' job."
inkonveniently inkonsistent
goofus starts a free footsyman service, where he tapdances all over your appliances and destroys them.
gallant saves energy by turning off the light when he's not in a room, or by shutting off the tap when he's not using it i swear i say more interesting things than the stuff from the botticelli game
Goofus leaves on all the appliances and water in his house and then immediately heads off to another country for six months.
Gallant gives polite, constructive criticism to his friends' stories and artwork.
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
Goofus gives destructive criticism to his friends' stories and artwork while feigning politeness, before later saying that his so-called "friends" aren't his friends.
Gallant doesn't make love with a woman until they're married. Everything that lives is designed to end...
Goofus only makes love to married women.
Gallant hits Ctrl+S every few minutes to make sure that he saves his progress on his book report.
Goofus doesn't save his work because he thinks it'll give his computer a virus. Guess why he's failing all his classes.
Gallant can run a marathon without breaking a sweat.
Goofus takes one step and then demands to be carried in a palanquin for the rest of the race.
Gallant uses headphones when playing music in public.
World's Most Boring Man
Goofus plays the music at the same volume as the meteorite impact that killed off the non-avian dinosaurs, resulting in ear damage from everyone in a 500-mile radius.
Gallant flushes the toilet after using it.
"Ah, no, I'm fine" - Father Paul Stone
Goofus flushes the toilet before using it.
Gallant goes to the park to feed the birds.
Just Another Acht Fan
Goofus goes to the park to attack the birds and cook them.
Gallant never swears. Think we're ready for that next floor, Eight.
Carmine at the Beach
Everything Goofus says is a swear word, and the extremely profane ones at that.
Gallant sees a doctor often to get checked up. "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
inkonveniently inkonsistent
goofus sees a doctor often to terrorize them with apples.
gallant follows all safety measures in the workplace and makes sure the building is always up to code. i swear i say more interesting things than the stuff from the botticelli game
working on the chart
Goofus violates all known OSHA rules at the same time and ends up setting the building on fire.
Gallant is a responsible teacher who makes sure that all children are behaved without resorting to corporal punishment. I'm just a psycho, babe! Come and go out my mind. I didn't lose it, babe! There wasn't much to find.
Am I a weirdo?
Goofus' last name is "Trunchbull," and he lives up to the family name.
Gallant maintains a health work/life balance.
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Carmine at the Beach
Goofus does nothing but slack off.
Gallant does not call people names. "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
World's Most Boring Man
Goofus changes every syllable in people's names to "fuck". "Hey FuckFuck FuckFuckFuck"!
Gallant washes his hands after using the toilet.
"Ah, no, I'm fine" - Father Paul Stone
Get heckin crabbed
So does Goofus. But not any other part of his body, ever.
Gallant is good at spotting rare birds.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
Am I a weirdo?
Goofus is good at shooting rare birds
Gallant likes to bake cookies for the neighborhood kids.
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World's Most Boring Man
Goofus likes to bake cookies out of the neighbourhood kids.
Gallant pays his bills on time.
Edited by TomT on May 23rd 2024 at 10:51:36 AM
"Ah, no, I'm fine" - Father Paul Stone
Goofus feeds his houseplants kibbles in a dog dish every day, and then wonders why they're wilting.
Gallant starts a garden to help the bees and butterflies in his neighborhood.