Imposter! You dare call me, the greatest Lich in the world, an invention of your own feeble imaginings?! No, for I am very real, and when I get the rest of my men, I will march my armies to your house you phony jackanape and run you through to show who the true power in this world is!
And what's this? Nobody else has posted?! No wonder, you, in your incompetent ramblings, have barely shown the full glory of my might, and for this, you must pay double! I will run you through and hang your head upon my rafters as a decoration for sullying my fine name!
TV Tropes, ignore this impostor and go on my blog, which this impostor has put up there and called his own, to see the true glory of my path to world domination! It will serve you well to be a reader when my armies sweep the continents (or at least Nevada)! For ,those who read will be counted amongst my allies as I go on my path to glorious domination, and they will be handsomely rewarded!
Unlike you, Dreamer as you call yourself, whom I am thinking of a gruesomely horrible punishment as we speak!
All I wanted to do was promote your blog! I thought the whole metafictional twist would help gain publicity! And nobody would really believe it was you doing the posting A.A.
Oh, shut your facehole Dreamer, I know what you really wanted, credit for my writings! My writings for which nobody is currently paying attention to. 
This is your fault Dreamer, I know it is! I am currently trying to vacilitate between a poison that causes eternal agony or being used as a chew toy by my Trogre, but whatever it is I will find you and apply it to the cause of your eternal agony! Just as soon as I find where exactly you are posting this from. Goddamn this Magic Circle of Idiot Location takes far longer to draw than it should.
I have come to the realization that nobody but me has responded to this topic (No thanks to that publicity-thieving twit Dreamer), and I am somewhat disappointed. So, In lieu of my blog postings (Which will probably disappoint my ONE subscriber), I will post a missive on what TV Tropes offers in terms I like as an evil overlord and ABSOLUTELY DESPISE!
- Likes
- Good Font of Ideas- Browsing through tropes like Artifact of Doom, Millitary Mashup Machine, and Mix-and-Match Critters does give one ideas for machines of awesome might, beasts of immense horror, artifacts of unremitting evil, enough to conquer continents, raze entire cities, or just provide a good distraction making when one is made. In fact, I hope someday to scrounge up the funds to make what you people call a "Baneblade". How? WITH MAGIC OF COURSE!
- "Ways to be Genre savvy"- I have been noted as being far more Genre Savvy than most, but this wiki is a treasure trove of what causes one's plans to crumble like ashes around them as the heroes flee with yet another McGuffin. The Evil Overlord List alone accounts for at least half of my defeats! I shall study it well when I go to CONQUER THE WORLD (or at least Nevada)!
- A good way to trap enemies- See TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life for why.
- ABSOLUTELY DESPISE!
- The heavy amount of Small Name, Big Ego idiots on here- Yes, it seems for every sane one of you there is there are about a dozen twelve year olds bragging about how cool they are (Most of which is utter lies) and placing references to their work which is usually so bad that it makes Haimad the Unbearble (The worst bard ever to scratch the surface of my home plane, I had to try and put him down A DOZEN TIMES before he finally died) look like The God Of Poetry in comparison! It gets really distracting when you try and look up good evil devices only to be stuck with a bunch of posts on Mc Guffins that wouldn't pass muster in a writing class! There's one idiot I met trying to push his stupid meta-something-or-other blog from the perspective of a villain on people who really don't want to read it. Huh, the nerve of some people.
- Not Enough on Important Pages. Seriously, everyone always posts on crap like "I Am Not Making This Up" (I cannot believe that this was a trope), and the stupid "Troper Tales" pages filled with the idiots mentioned above, and none on the pages that really count. I mean, the paltry amount on pages like Mechanical Monster, Kaiju, Doomsday Device, and countless others like it is like dust in my tomb compared to the crap that people love to post on! Where the hell am I going to get ideas for "Generally Murderous Things" when I'm feeling lazy?! Hopefully, someday, the peons will get it into their heads to fix it, but until then WHAT THE HELL?!
So, that 's TV Tropes, and overall, I think the uses of this bundle of data outweighs the stupid parts, and I will keep frequenting here. I would write more, but I think I hear a trap spell of mine finishing preparation. Well, that and the hotwings I'm making. Adieu lowly peons, until we meet again!
edited 12th Oct '10 4:27:59 PM by AsmodeusAcerack
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You know, you aren't doing any better at getting people to read the blog.
YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW THAT?!
DREAMER, THIS IS STILL YOUR FAULT! SOMEHOW. I WILL FIND YOU AND STUFF YOU WITH LIVE RATS WHO WILL CHEW THEIR WAY OUT OF YORU STOMACH AND THEN EXPLOSE DUE TO MY DREAD MAGICS! THIS I SWEAR!!!
Hey, have you seen a little girl anywhere about? She just turned seven last month. Short, black hair. My daughter.
ophelia, you're breaking my heart
Yeah, dude, the all caps gimmick poster isn't really helping your case here.
- Sigh
- I apologize. I was just annoyed that nobody was noticing, and so I created the gimmick poster to seem all "meta" and "cool", which very obviously didn't work. I have a tendency to do stupid things when promoting something with zeal, and in that way I feel I have done wrong.
So, I apologize, but if you wouldn't mind, could you please check out my blog, see what you think of it? I really hope it's not as badly received and/or executed as this thread.
Well, I just recently started a story in Blog form, called "Soon I Will Rule the World" and wanted to tell people about it, and I thought that this would be the perfect place to talk about it.
It's about a lich named Asmodeus Acerak (A bit unoriginal, yes, but It's a good name) whose come to the human world to try and conquer it, and the blog details his struggles to try and do so. I'm trying to make it fairly funny (At to try and get more readers), so tell me what you think of it. You can find it here.
edited 11th Oct '10 11:53:21 AM by Dreamer