@Frog. Why yes, pangolins are paladins:
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.In before Pagonlin and Chuck Norris comparision
"Here to welcome our new golden-eyed overlords," said Addy promptly.Lion: AH GONNA NOM U
Pangolin: wtf no
Lion: YES AH AM *nom nom*
Pangolin: dude go away
Lion: NOM NOM
Pangolin: ...
Lion: WTF IS THIS AH CANT NOM U
Pangolin: yeah dude now leave me alone
Lion: aww c'mon man just a lick
Pangolin: no
Lion: what about your tail, you don't need that right
Pangolin: piss off
Lion: OMG U MEANIE brb leaving the savannah 4EVAR
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~MadrugadaThat's the main reason they haven't conquered the world yet.
Pangolin pangolin pangolin pangolin
inb4 Segata Sanshiro reference (seriously, the dude makes Norris look like a schoolgirl)...
Let's play a game about Pokémon...Baby pangolins are known as coypus.
edited 23rd Sep '10 9:32:08 AM by secretist
TU NE CEDE MALIS CLASS OF 1971FUCK YEAH PANGOLINS
I can't believe this thread is still going. I only had pangolins on my mind because I was able to use them as a topic of conversation to actually get I girl I like to pay attention to me. My focus has already sort of moved on...
Flora Segunda | World Made By Hand | Monster Blood Tattoo ^You should read these series.No one owns a thread here in TV Tropes. Conversations go in directions that no one could foresee.
Except the pangolins. They totally saw this coming.
You're absolutely right. I mean, as if they didn't qualified as Crazy-Prepared enough by being armored, they're also somewhat omniscient.
It is also said that Pangolins have been known to hack into electronic devices using their ridiculously long tongue. And that's my pangolin fact for today
I think I see how to do this sort of joke now!
edited 24th Sep '10 10:06:51 PM by frog753
Flora Segunda | World Made By Hand | Monster Blood Tattoo ^You should read these series.Pangolin blood soup.
Here's a video of a pangolin relaxing with its pet.