He doesn't seem to talk to himself that often.
The sad, REAL American dichotomyThey'd both probably sit around in a hot tub drinking XX.
edited 22nd Jul '10 8:55:22 AM by Dragon_Ranger
Aand then when they were done, they'd drive the motorcycles that were always there to Spain or something.
I have a message from another time...^^thank you for getting the drink right before I had to correct you.
The sad, REAL American dichotomyAnd then they'd be on a horse.
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.two horses. that'd be dos equus.
Has anyone noticed the change in language on Old Spice products this year? Take the back of the Odor Blocker body wash, for example (Their emphasis, not mine):
"Odor Blocker. You will win. Odor will lose. Guaranteed.
In The shower, it banishes odor causing germs to the drain
It spends the rest of the day maiming pesky, yet unavoidable odor causing elements in sweat
After the carnage, all that remains is the FRESH smell of victory"
The sad, REAL American dichotomyI can't decide if a successful advertising meme is more depressing than a failed advertising meme.
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.HELLO LADIES. I JUST WON MY SCHOOL'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST AS THE OLD SPICE MAN.
HUZZAH.
The sad, REAL American dichotomyWouldn't an Old Spice man costume consist solely of a towel?
Nah, you'd also need a horse. And maybe two tickets to that thing you like that are now diamonds.
Let's Play Final Fantasy IV!Lower body:
- Towel
- Shorts under it
Upper Body:
- Ab belt to hold props in
- Props, including old spice products
- brown shirt that is close to my skin color, with muscles drawn on
- sweater tied around my neck
and what won it for me: an actual Old Spice style impromptu skit, with my voice (which is close to his) to have people support me
The sad, REAL American dichotomywow, that's even better than my Awesome Face costume!
"I don't normally enter lion-fighting competitions for my title, but when I do, I prefer to be challenged by the Old Spice guy."
I have a message from another time...