10000 Monkey Genocide

Monkey 9658 and his research team, consisting of 9657-9652, tried to create their own magical Fantastic Nuke. The resulting detonation killed them as they were only a mile close from the impact site.

Krow, Kleever, and Kudgel kill monkeys 9651-9649 with eggs, fireballs, and a club respectively.

9648 through 9645 all listen to The Elements: Fire (Mrs. O'Leary's Cow). Unfortunately, by doing so they somehow set themselves on fire.

Monkeys 9645-9642 seek to take over a planet only to be killed by a group of aliens they trusted. 9641 attempts to get revenge but gets killed by the alien in charge in the process.

9640 through 9631 were happily dancing in the wild until they attracted the attention of a lion, who ate 9640 through 9636. 9635 through 9631 tried to escape, but were caught by a cheetah, who ate them all in one fell swoop.

9630 through 9625 get major surgery to mimic the Mane Six. They die of complications from the surgery. 9624, who operated on them, kills themself in horror.

Monkey 9623 turns inside-out. 9622, who was in the vicinity, slips on the gore and breaks their neck.

Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked 9621 in his monkey ass

Edited by Snicka on Jan 23rd 2024 at 7:28:00 PM

Gaul leads his 10-monkey army into war against the dragons, and all of them get wiped out. And with Gaul being a monkey himself, the monkeys are down to 9,610.

Edited by RWBYraikou888 on Jan 24th 2024 at 3:00:34 PM

Monkey 9609 is killed by another monkey after 9609 insults their favorite show.

Edited by PROPLAYEN on Jan 23rd 2024 at 11:57:45 AM

You can't kill more than ten monkeys per post

Edited by ArmoredFury on Jan 24th 2024 at 2:41:22 AM

Shit...

edited mine too

Monkey 9608’s head exploded when he tried to film a dishonest YouTube apology video.

Monkey 9607 climbed the Empire State Building and pretended he was a ferocious gorilla. He was however, gunned down by the police and died from the impact of the fall.

Unfortunately, he fell on Officer Monkey 9606, who also died from the collision.

Monkey 9605 caught ligma and died of the illness

Monkey 9604 is his doctor and he got arrested for malpractice (and then died in prison)

King Zing, Kreepy Krow, and Kaptain K. Rool attack the monkeys too.

King Zing skewers Monkey 9603 with spikes, Kreepy Krow summons ghost Neckies to peck Monkey 9602 to death, then Kaptain K. Rool shoots spiked cannoballs at Monkeys 9601-9599.

Monkey 9598's head explodes after trying to make sense of the TV Tropes Mapgame's lore

Monkey 9597 gets shot to death by a anthropomorphic albino fox, the albino fox then proceeds to carry the corpse to a nearby hideout and then over the course of a couple of days eats most of the raw monkey meat. Then the remains get thrown into a river never to be seen again.

Monkey 9596 is put down after ripping a man's face off in a fit of rage.

Edited by Coock-atoo on Jan 24th 2024 at 9:17:45 PM

Monkey 9595 died peacefully in its sleep after a relatively long and happy life.

Monkey 9594 died VIOLENTLY in it's sleep after a relatively SHORT and DEPRESSING life.

Edited by PROPLAYEN on Jan 24th 2024 at 1:29:47 AM

Monkey 9593 died SLIGHTLY PAINFULLY in its sleep after living a MEDIUM LENGTH and MEDIOCRE life

Monkey 9592 tries to explain The Legend of Zelda timeline, but ends up so frustrated and exasperated he dies of a heart attack.