10000 Monkey Genocide

Monkey 9759 tried to punch Cthulhu. Cthulhu punched back.

Edited by YourBloodyValentine on Jan 21st 2024 at 5:38:40 AM

Monkey 9760 tried to punch the darkness. He was devoured by the never ending abyss.

9759 and 9758 were playing Russian Roulette with a grenade launcher.

9757 through 9754 got caught in the grenade launcher's blast and were killed afterwards. 9753 through 9750 also died after inhaling smoke from the grenade launcher's blast.

9749 went kayaking down a waterfall. At the bottom of the waterfall was a rock formation. You know the rest.

Monkeys 9748 loses to 9747 in a Beam-O-War, resulting in him being evaporated.

9747 would die shortly later to lung cancer.

Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Jan 23rd 2024 at 2:22:40 AM

9746 through 9743 go skydiving, but they forgot their parachutes.

9742 looked down the business end of a portal gun. 9741 made the mistake of standing behind him.

9740 tried to simply take a shower. Turns out the setting was set to lethal, and the lightspeed pressure of the water ultimately killed him as if he were skewered by a thousand water swords.

The monkeys numbered 9739-9730 agreed to switch the Morality Dial on 9730’s robot girlfriend to “evil”, with unsurprisingly nasty results for all of them by the time the dust settled.

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Jan 23rd 2024 at 8:38:27 PM

A squad of monkey soldiers were sent to fight the rampaging robot girl. Primate privates 9729 and 9728 died as heroes.

But unforeseen circumstances cause the robot girl to malfunction and take #9727 through #9722 with her.

Monkey #9721 dies after fighting a stone guy, losing, and then having a heavy section of the stone ceiling fall on him, killing him instantly.

shizaaa

Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Jan 23rd 2024 at 7:21:48 PM

Monkeys 9720 through 9717, journalists working for Monkey News Network, tried to cover the event, but were later attacked by said stone guy, who were squished flat by throwing their news van onto the crew.

Very Gnawty, Master Necky, and Queen B. kill Monkeys 9716-9714.

9713 fell into a universe where the laws of physics didn’t agree with his existence.

Monkey 9712 suggests that monkeys should start having funerals. To demonstrate, they lock themselves in a coffin that gets flung into a hole.

Monkey 9711 loses control for half a second on a crowded freeway, resulting in a 67-car pileup that kills him and Monkeys 9710-9684.

Monkeys 9683 and 9682 tried to rob Ammu-Nation, with expected results. Monkey 9681 promptly Ate His Gun upon seeing his fellow monkeys’ act of idiocy.

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Jan 23rd 2024 at 3:20:14 PM

Really Gnawty, Dumb Drum, and Master Necky Snr. kill Monkeys 9680-9678 at the request of King K. Rool.

9677 was trapped in an And I Must Scream situation until god put them out of their misery

Monkey 9676 started a country in his backyard. He executed Monkeys 9675-9661 for various bizarre reasons before Monkey 9660 sacrificed himself to blow up Monkey 9676.

10 monkeys is the maximum number you can kill off.

Monkeys 9666-9660 were killed by the previous troper to maintain consistency with the rules.

Edited by Idunnowhattoputhere on Jan 23rd 2024 at 1:50:38 AM

Monkey 9659 tried to apply magic to the weak nuclear force. The world’s entire supply of Geiger counters all went bananas that day.