10000 Monkey Genocide

This would attract the attention of #9862, who would unfortunately get infected by the lethal virus spread from #9863's corpse.

#9861 and #9860 would also die of said viral infection.

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Jan 18th 2024 at 9:25:31 PM

Monkey 9859's head explodes when it try to figure out where did monkeys 9963-9864 go... ^note It turns out he miscounted

Edited by LucasdaKool on Jan 19th 2024 at 10:26:38 AM

Are they?

Monkey 9858 pretends to be a ninja by throwing ninja stars at targets. Mysterious circumstances, however, cause the stars to boomerang back towards and right into Monkey 9858, cutting his organs and ultimately killing him.

Edited by iReekOfLemons on Jan 19th 2024 at 8:52:07 AM

9857, 9856, and 9855 all get stomped on by a giant robot, ironically while fighting off a monster that claimed the lives of 9854 through 9851.

Monkey 9850 let their arms get torn apart by Terrarian's Broken Copper Shortsword

Edited by Thartler on Jan 19th 2024 at 3:09:24 PM

#9849 fixes the short sword only to then accidently cut #9848, #9847, #9846, #9845, #9844, #9843, #9842, #9841 before accidentally killing himself while testing its sharpness.

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Jan 20th 2024 at 12:24:13 AM

Monkey 9840 died of sorrow for all these senseless deaths.

Monkeys 9839 to 9832 fell victim to an aimbot user. Monkey 9831 was promptly banned from life for cheating, and got killed by a hammer.

Gallant would never kill monkeys.

Goofus shows Bad People Abuse Animals by slaughtering Monkeys 9830-9821.

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Jan 19th 2024 at 2:55:15 PM

In order to drown his sorrows, 9820 would drink 3 large bottles of spirits until he dies of intoxication. 9819 would follow suit, as would 9818 through 9813. 9812 and 9811 would fight and attack each other over whose fault 9820's death was, only for both to die from their wounds...

What? I got 'd?

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Jan 20th 2024 at 12:58:09 AM

9810 through 9805 decide to play Blitzball but forgot they couldn't breathe underwater.

Monkey 9804 ate what appears to be a normal pie, but turns out it was a bomb in disguise. It then explodes for real inside his stomach.

Funny thing is, farther away, Monkey 9803 left another explosive pie in his pocket for him and Monkey 9802 to share (9803 was too naïve to realize the pie was explosive). Monkey 9803 ends up tripping on a stone, causing the pie to fly out of his hand and into Monkey 9802's face. The ensuing explosion kills both of them.

Edited by iReekOfLemons on Jan 19th 2024 at 7:10:24 AM

Bone shrapnel from the explosions mentioned earlier impale and kill 9801.

9800 and 9799 re-enact the plot of Romeo and Juliet, down to dying for real.

#9798 equips himself with a suicide bomb to kill the humans who killed his monkey friends, but the humans fire back and kill him, along with #9797, #9796, all the way to #9790.

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Jan 21st 2024 at 12:00:36 AM

9789 is tired of having a number as their name and tries to change their name to Jeff, unfortunately that's not allowed and they're erased from existence.

Monkey 9788 accidentally looked at a picture of SCP-096's face. You know what happens next.

Monkeys 9787-9785 try to preform an ancient ritual, only to bungle it and get dragged off into the darkness.

9784, 9783 and 9782 try to save them from The Darkness but only allow The Darkness to expand upon their world and swallow them.

Edited by PROPLAYEN on Jan 21st 2024 at 1:34:57 AM

9781 sacrificed themself to buy a small group of their fellows time to flee from the darkness.

9780 rounded up 9779 through 9777 to help in preventing the darkness from claiming any more lives. Unfortunately 9776 through 9774 were all followers of the darkness, and their fight ended up with all of them dead.

9773 through 9769 were just a bunch of innocent monkeys that were partying hard, unaware of the darkness, which was already engulfing the entire world. Guess what happened to all of them.

Edited by TheOther36 on Jan 21st 2024 at 6:16:55 PM

The culprit behind this was #9768, accompanied by his fanatical minions, #9767 through #9760. They were all executed by authorities before they could continue their evil deeds.

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Jan 21st 2024 at 5:30:23 PM